Gogglesprogs S01E03 (2016)
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00:00Ahhhh.
00:09Ahhhh.
00:15We put our hands together and we say Namaste.
00:20Do you feel relaxed?
00:22Ahhhh.
00:30This always annoys me.
00:34A crocodile!
00:37Oh, no, I can't watch this.
00:40Oh, no.
00:41Swing your legs!
00:43He's a douche. I don't like him already.
00:46Oh, no!
00:48That's a fail magnet right there.
00:51I love this show!
00:55That was incredible!
00:57Yes!
00:59Let's see what it is, boys!
01:14It's bad influence for the children.
01:16They say you can snap and get what you want.
01:18You can't argue with that.
01:29It's a victory for ordinary people.
01:32Ugh, Nigel Farage.
01:34He's literally Donald Trump's evil twin.
01:37And a mum and dad have their hands full on Channel 4.
01:41For the 18th time, Sue's pregnant with her eighth girl.
01:4618?
01:48Yeah.
01:49That's just awkward!
01:59In Basildon, Stephanie and Christina.
02:02They both practice karate.
02:0526, 27, 28, 29, 30.
02:09Now still close your eyes.
02:13Just...
02:16Tell me when it feels like...
02:18Oh, gosh!
02:20It feels like it's going underground!
02:22Ah! Ah!
02:24In East London...
02:25I'm embracing you.
02:27Bring it on!
02:29...Shwahib and Junaid.
02:31Three, two, one, go!
02:36Four...
02:37Mm-mm!
02:39That is a big T!
02:40You know who has to do that?
02:44The ultimate domestic goddess has returned to our screens on the BBC.
02:50I don't believe it's possible to live well without eating well.
02:54Nigella Lawson! Yes!
02:56Cooking! Yes!
02:58Sue! Is this cooking? Yes.
03:00But whatever the day, I want food that makes me feel good,
03:04not just when I'm eating it.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:08No, it's healthy food.
03:10Oh!
03:11Please!
03:13Simply Nigella is about dishes that do just that.
03:17Some of these meals look beautiful.
03:19Some of them look horrible.
03:21Most of them look horrible.
03:23Recipes that relax and restore.
03:25That looks good!
03:27Oh!
03:29For me, a meal, however simple, is a celebration of life,
03:33and life is there to be celebrated.
03:36Why is she so happy?
03:38Exactly.
03:40No-one's happy to cook.
03:46Oh, is this Nigella? I didn't know what she looked like.
03:49I thought she was, like, an old granny.
03:51Nigella? What kind of name is that?
03:53What kind of name is Nigella?
03:55That's what I call my father.
03:57No, I do. I call him Nigella.
03:59Cos his name is Nigel. Yeah.
04:08I think she lives in London.
04:10She may be cos they parted, Tom.
04:16Wait a second, is that the place you get your cheese?
04:19It is! Oh!
04:21Yeah, we've been there. We've been there.
04:23Oh, yeah, that's where I get my cheese.
04:25Simply Nigella lived up to its name.
04:29I'm fully aware that avocado toast isn't a recipe,
04:32but it's part of the fabric of my life.
04:35I'm ready to eat it no matter what the time of day,
04:38but I have to say, it comes in particularly handy for breakfast
04:42on those days when you fear that lunch may be later than you'd like.
04:47It's for breakfast!
04:49I know.
04:51Who does that?
04:53What's wrong with a bowl of cereal or pancakes or something like that?
04:56Yeah!
04:58It'd probably take, like, half an hour to cook all that.
05:01This is one of my favourite bits.
05:03The sound I get when I scrape that last bit of avocado.
05:08The sound!
05:10What's wrong with it?
05:12I know. The sound is like...
05:19I love that buttery green flesh on the inside
05:24and that slightly brighter green by the skin.
05:28I've decided I don't like her.
05:30I just think she's all about the food, like,
05:33yeah, oh, yeah, I'm into it, oh, yeah.
05:36That sounds like you're scratching a really nice itch.
05:39Oh, yeah!
05:42I think part of the point of avocado is that smoothie-rich blandness,
05:47but I need salt with that.
05:49Salt isn't good for you.
05:51You're teaching us how to live a healthy lifestyle when you're using salt.
05:55Just as important for me, I always have to have a squeeze of lime.
06:03Eww. Eww.
06:05Salt and lime.
06:07Oh!
06:13Don't mind me while I mash.
06:20That was so annoying.
06:23Other people might think it's actually kind of, like, disgusting,
06:26but it's all mashed up and green, like a green blob.
06:30Ha!
06:32Bless you. Thank you.
06:34Do you need tissue? No, I'm OK.
06:36I'm going to make a toast,
06:38and I have some breakfast radishes to crown my avocado toast with.
06:45It just is never a bad thing to start the day with something so beautiful.
06:50Oh!
06:53Disgusting!
06:57How is this a cooking programme when she didn't even, like, cook?
07:06Sorry, that was my tummy.
07:08After seeing delicious food, it just makes my tummy rumble.
07:14I'm hungry.
07:18In Birmingham, Edie and Tiana.
07:21Edie loves comics.
07:24Er, fly.
07:30There's a fly.
07:33SCREAMS
07:40On Friday, the BBC brought us historic events from Downing Street.
07:46The people have spoken.
07:48After more than four decades, the UK will leave the European Union.
07:52Did you hear about this? Oh, my gosh, yes, the EU referendum.
07:55This isn't going to be good.
07:58As the results came in,
08:00there was jubilation among the millions who voted to come out of the EU.
08:08Why are people so happy we're out of Europe?
08:10Because it's better for our future.
08:12Do you think this is a big deal?
08:14It's huge, really, isn't it?
08:16Cos it's one of the biggest things that's happened in Britain for quite a while.
08:20Good evening, and welcome to the BBC News at Six
08:23on what is unquestionably an historic day.
08:26The UK has chosen to come out of the European Union
08:29and set the country on a different path to the one it's known for over four decades.
08:33Four decades?
08:35That's, like, 40 years. That's nearly as old as my mum.
08:38Well, that's younger than my mum.
08:41That's nearly as old as my mum.
08:43It's 40 years we've been in the EU,
08:45nothing bad's ever happened,
08:48and now, bam, people just decide to leave.
08:52The referendum result was close but decisive.
08:5552% voted to leave, 48% to remain.
08:59The turnout was high, just over 72%.
09:02Look how close it is between leave and remain.
09:04Look, 41.9% leave, 48.1% remain.
09:08Do you know why?
09:10If I think that, like, if children were allowed to vote,
09:13the remain would be like...
09:15Old people have voted out and younger people have voted in,
09:21and I'm not too sure what that's going to do for our generation
09:24Yeah, it's our generation that's going to be affected, not theirs.
09:28In the report, we saw David Cameron make an important announcement.
09:33I was absolutely clear about my belief that Britain is stronger,
09:37safer and better off inside the European Union.
09:41But the British people have made a very clear decision
09:44to take a different path,
09:47and as such, I think the country requires fresh leadership
09:51to take it in this direction.
09:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:55OK.
09:56I did not know that leaving the EU would mean that David Cameron would resign.
10:00Now the decision has been made to leave, we need to find the best way.
10:05And I will do everything I can to help.
10:08I love this country, and I feel honoured to have served it.
10:12Do you feel a bit sorry for him?
10:14Yeah, well, luck runs out sometimes.
10:17It's all about the people and what the people really want, isn't it?
10:20I do, I feel quite sorry for Cameron.
10:22His voice is starting to crack a bit, isn't it?
10:24Yeah.
10:25Because he's now resigned, yeah,
10:27does that mean he has to leave ten Downing Street?
10:29He'll go to nine Downing Street.
10:32Yeah, and then eight Downing Street was our last Prime Minister.
10:36That wasn't.
10:37Yeah, like JFK rolling.
10:42Boris Johnson, whose decision to push the Out campaign
10:45gave it pulling power that might have made the difference.
10:48Shame on you, Boris!
10:52Oh, serious haters.
10:54Serious haters.
10:56To those who may be anxious, whether at home or abroad,
11:00this does not mean that the United Kingdom
11:03will be in any way less united, nor indeed...
11:07It does, actually.
11:08..does it mean that it will be any less European.
11:11It does, actually.
11:13It does.
11:14It means both of those things. He has no idea what he's talking about.
11:17Even the EU doesn't make us less united.
11:20Yes, it does. They split our country in half.
11:23And I want to speak to the young people...
11:28..who may feel that this decision in some way
11:31involves pulling up a drawbridge or any kind of isolationism.
11:36Already looks a bit smarter than he normally does, doesn't he?
11:39I know he still looks really messy,
11:41but he looks a bit better than he normally does already, doesn't he?
11:46Well, there'll be more on this extraordinary day
11:49with a special programme at 7 o'clock.
11:51Is this true, yeah? If we leave, there's Nando's and KFC.
11:54No! No, no, no.
11:55Everything that's at home closes down, especially Nando's.
11:58I can't have Nando's closing down.
12:00If Nando's closes down, I'll have a one-man riot.
12:03Our parents, like, no offence, Mum, but they like wine.
12:10And a lot of wine comes from France.
12:13And the EU boosted our trade route with France.
12:17But we can make our own wine.
12:20Actually, the UK is too cold to grow grapes.
12:26In West Yorkshire...
12:28I don't like girls.
12:30..schoolmates Jacob and Connor...
12:33Boys are knowledgeable.
12:35Boys are style and a good sense of clothing.
12:38Girls are them tops that end there.
12:41Crop tops.
12:42Crop tops? Seriously?
12:46In Neath...
12:47So, I'm a pescatarian now, which means I can only eat some meat.
12:52..Ashton, his little sister Darcy and their cousin Carrie.
12:56And those meats include...
12:59Eggs, dairy, um, ribs, kebabs.
13:04Oh, lovely.
13:05Obviously.
13:07And that's it.
13:08I think so.
13:09And pasties are OK. It's mainly vegetables, innit?
13:12Yeah, mainly.
13:15Channel 4 took us to the mountains for some extreme rambling.
13:20My name is Levison Wood.
13:24Phew! That was steep.
13:27In 2014, I walked the Nile.
13:30From its source to the sea.
13:33Is he like Bear Grylls?
13:35Yeah.
13:36Yeah, sort of.
13:37A walking Bear Grylls.
13:39Yeah.
13:41Now I'm taking on an even tougher journey.
13:44This is hardcore.
13:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:48I'm walking the lengths...
13:49It's absolutely phenomenal.
13:51..of the Himalayas.
13:54What continent are the Himalayas in?
13:56Asia, I think.
13:57It's not Asia. It is not Asia!
13:59It's Asia!
14:00Asia is not a continent!
14:03South Arabia.
14:05I think that's a continent.
14:08I want to walk 1,700 miles
14:11from the western peaks in Afghanistan
14:14across snow-covered passes and lush tropical foothills.
14:18Isn't Nepal in Italy?
14:20Or is that just a country?
14:22Nepal isn't in Italy, no.
14:24Nepal's a country.
14:26It's Naples, isn't it?
14:28It's Naples, yeah.
14:29Past Mount Everest...
14:31..to end in the secret kingdom of Bhutan,
14:34where the Himalayas drop into the Tibetan Plateau.
14:38They'd either walk through Mount Everest
14:42or round Mount Everest.
14:46I'd walk on Mount Everest.
14:52Police, help!
14:54Help!
14:57This looks really dangerous.
15:02We're well and truly in monsoon season now.
15:06Every day brings two or three downpours,
15:09and few things love the rain more than leeches.
15:15Look at that. Horrible.
15:17What is that?
15:19I think it's a leech.
15:21Waving.
15:23Waving.
15:25It's a type of insect.
15:27Yeah, it sticks to your skin and it sucks your blood.
15:30What?!
15:32They'll sit on the edge of branches, waving.
15:37It's on the movement, so whenever you come past,
15:40they'll just latch onto you.
15:45Horrible.
15:47Oh!
15:50So, I think we're going to lose a bit of blood on this trip.
15:53What are they?
15:55I don't know what they are. They suck your blood.
15:57They're like vampires. Vampire slugs.
16:01Oh, my!
16:04It's six o'clock,
16:06and we need to find somewhere to camp quickly before it goes dark.
16:10Luckily, we find a piece of flat ground by a river.
16:13Home sweet home.
16:15I wouldn't be able to sleep.
16:17I wouldn't be able to sleep.
16:19I can't even spend a night away from my mum.
16:21Me too.
16:23She's, like, so nice to me.
16:25She always kisses me and then cuddles me,
16:28and I fall asleep really easy after that.
16:30Oh, what a day.
16:32There's something that makes you feel quite vulnerable
16:35when there's nothing but a piece of canvas
16:39between you and the jungle.
16:42It's quite exhilarating.
16:45Also a little bit terrifying.
16:50There's the lightning.
16:52I think we're in for more rain.
16:55It must be really wet.
16:58You must be really uncomfortable as well.
17:00Oh, yeah, definitely.
17:14There's something in the bushes.
17:16I have a bad feeling here.
17:27Oh, don't unzip that.
17:29Don't go out, man!
17:40What's up, Bernard?
17:42Whoa, what's happening?
17:44What's that? What is that? What is that?
17:52Blimming hell.
17:54Look up. Look at it.
17:57It's been raining all night,
17:59and the water in the river has come up at least a metre,
18:03maybe more.
18:05A metre?
18:08We've got to get out of here.
18:10As the river bursts its banks, it will wipe out our camp.
18:15Trekking through the jungle in broad daylight is hard enough,
18:18but finding our way out at night is almost impossible.
18:23Should you be scared?
18:25Undisputed, yes.
18:27Be very.
18:28The next morning, we get a look at the river,
18:31now twice the size it was yesterday.
18:34Look at that.
18:36Look how large it is now.
18:38It's a sobering reminder of just how unpredictable this environment can be.
18:44That was so lucky.
18:46I would never do that.
18:47I would.
18:48I would.
18:49Well, I'd do it with you then.
18:51We'd stay together, bro.
18:52We'd stay together.
18:57What...
18:59con...
19:01ti...
19:03ment...
19:05is...
19:07the...
19:09Himalayas in?
19:12The continent, the countries...
19:14Asia! I told you!
19:16I told you it was Asia!
19:18In the Midlands, Leicester City fans geet and handsome.
19:23Let's say it again.
19:25So, we have to throw the paper in each other's face and don't blink.
19:29Ah!
19:30Don't blink!
19:32Throw it in my face, throw it in my face.
19:34Don't blink!
19:36Don't blink!
19:38Don't blink!
19:39Ah! You blinked!
19:40No, you have to throw this in my face and don't blink.
19:43Come on, throw it.
19:47You blinked!
19:48No, I didn't.
19:49On the BBC, a vintage Disney classic took us back in time.
19:54This is going to be Mary Poppins.
19:56Please, please, please!
19:58Just because it's in London and Dick Van Dyke is in it.
20:07Mary Poppins! Woo!
20:10Calm down.
20:13I love Mary Poppins, that's why I was born.
20:15I love Mary Poppins.
20:17I love Mary Poppins.
20:19I love Mary Poppins.
20:21I love Mary Poppins.
20:23That's why I was born, wanting to watch it all the way.
20:26A well-to-do London household was seeking domestic help.
20:30I don't understand.
20:32They're not what we advertised for at all.
20:37Are they nuns?
20:38No, they're all the nannies that they've asked for.
20:47I love Mary Poppins.
20:49They're all flying away.
20:54SHE LAUGHS
20:57Everyone's flying away.
20:59SHE LAUGHS
21:00That's so unrealistic, like.
21:02Eh, well, Mary Poppins isn't supposed to be realistic.
21:05It's supposed to be magical.
21:07It's supposed to be stupid and that's what it is.
21:09Oh, look at that.
21:11Take a look.
21:20That looks scary.
21:22That looks fun.
21:24BELL RINGS
21:29You may come in one at a time.
21:32Very beautiful, ain't she, Emma?
21:34Yeah.
21:36I like her scarf, anyway.
21:48I think she's magic.
21:52Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.
21:55Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.
21:58Well, don't stand there staring.
21:59Mary Poppins got straight to the business of sizing the children up.
22:04Quickly!
22:06Head up, Michael. Don't slouch.
22:11Just as I thought. Extremely stubborn and suspicious.
22:15I am not!
22:16See for yourself.
22:19If you were measured by that measuring tape, I think it would say...
22:23..small...
22:25..cute at times...
22:27..and ticklish!
22:29How about you?
22:32Very well. Hold this for me.
22:39As I expected, Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.
22:45That doesn't even make sense, cos when she was as tall as them,
22:48then she wouldn't be that high, so she wouldn't be perfect in any way.
22:51It's magic.
22:52And what about when she's old? She hunches over and then we just get her.
22:56She's like a posh person, slash a really mean person,
23:00slash a really lovely person.
23:02Later, the new nanny showed off her unusual housekeeping skills.
23:06You see, in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.
23:11You find the fun and...snap!
23:15Snap!
23:16Legit, I get it.
23:18And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake.
23:23A look, a scream, it's very clear to see...
23:29..that it is.
23:32A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
23:36The medicine go down, the medicine go down.
23:40I think it's like she's trying to say
23:42that if you add fun to a task, it becomes easier.
23:46Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
23:51in the most delightful way.
23:53Ew, I just realised.
23:54What?
23:55A spoonful of sugar, that's a lot of sugar.
23:58Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
24:03in the most delightful way.
24:06Do you ever think that she was on drugs when she made this?
24:17They're getting too jumpy cos they use too much klax.
24:27When are you quite finished?
24:32SHE LAUGHS
24:34I actually think it would be quite cool to have Mary Poppins,
24:38but in reality she would charge a lot of money.
24:41I'm going to count up to ten in Japanese.
24:46Molly and big brother William, who's learning about Japan at school.
24:51One, two, three, four, five,
24:58six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
25:07Boo! Boo! Boo!
25:10Throw tomatoes!
25:12Four shield.
25:14Channel 4 showed us a family that was bigger than a football team.
25:22For the past five years,
25:24cameras have been following England's biggest family, the Radfords.
25:28Oh!
25:30Is that, like, one, like, family?
25:34Come on, Redford!
25:36Now, as Sue Radford turns 40,
25:39she's pregnant again with her 18th baby.
25:4318?!
25:45I thought that...
25:47Oh, my days.
25:49That is, like, impossible.
25:52Impossible, sorry.
25:55For Britain's biggest family, when there's enough, enough.
26:03I could never live with 18 kids.
26:05Me neither.
26:07I can't even live with you two.
26:10A big family requires a big house.
26:13Team!
26:15Can somebody count and make sure they're all there?
26:18For the Radfords, it's a ten-bedroom ex-care home.
26:25Wow! That is huge.
26:29It's also home to five dogs...
26:32Five dogs!
26:34..four fish...
26:36Four fish!
26:37..and eight chickens.
26:39Chickens?!
26:41Wow, they must be rich.
26:43There is definitely something in the more you have, the easier it gets.
26:47I think definitely.
26:48We sort of found that going from two to three, that was quite hard work,
26:52but then when you go to three to four and then any after that,
26:55no, it's just easy.
26:57Wow.
26:59I mean, like, it would be easier because, like,
27:02once you get about, like, three kids,
27:04then you could reuse what they've already used.
27:08Hand me downs.
27:10Huh?
27:11Hand me downs.
27:13Pardon?
27:14Hand me downs.
27:17Yeah, basically.
27:21Leave me alone!
27:25It's too noisy sometimes for me to do my homework,
27:29so then I go somewhere quiet, which is nowhere.
27:34Aargh!
27:36Stop annoying me!
27:38Bad music.
27:41Look what he's done! A rock in the chair!
27:45That's a bit like my brother and sister and me.
27:48Are the boys naughty?
27:50Don't ask me!
27:55HE GASPS
27:56You slapped him!
27:58Oh, my, that hurt.
28:00Ow!
28:02HE GRUNTS
28:04HE LAUGHS
28:05They're just boys.
28:07Boys will be boys.
28:09You know, there will always be negativity towards big families.
28:12You know, we're happy, our children are happy,
28:14and that's all there is to it, really, and we love it.
28:17Yeah, they do seem like a happy family,
28:20but how on earth are they managing this?
28:24They're not even married yet, those two couples.
28:28They are. No, they're not.
28:30They must be married to our kids.
28:32Later on in the programme,
28:34there was some exciting news for the Radfords.
28:39In the early hours, Britain's biggest family just got bigger.
28:44Oh!
28:46That's 19 children. Seriously? I am famed.
28:52Just 12 hours after giving birth, Sue and baby 18 are free to head home.
28:58For the Radford kids, this is the first opportunity to hold baby Harry.
29:03I feel quite happy for all the kids,
29:05because, I mean, like, they've got an 18th child.
29:13Aw, they all get to hold it.
29:15I remember I held my sister and brother.
29:18I never get to hold anyone.
29:20They're always too scared that I might drop it.
29:23I think having 18 kids is such a big job.
29:26Yeah. Such a big one.
29:29I'm not thinking about having any more.
29:31At the moment, we're just enjoying what we've got.
29:34Do you think it'll be the last one?
29:36I hope so.
29:38How many do you want?
29:40Two.
29:41How many do you want?
29:43A hundred.
29:44A hundred? I'm not coming to your house then.
29:47Keep the door closed.
29:50In London, Dottie and Macy.
29:53Temporarily.
29:55Temporarily.
29:57Temporarily.
29:59Temporarily.
30:01Temporarily.
30:03Temporarily.
30:05Temporarily.
30:07Temporarily.
30:09I give up.
30:11Temporarily. Yes.
30:13On Channel 4, a shouty chef went to America
30:17to dish out some home truths.
30:22What is that?
30:24Disgusting.
30:26Oh, no, Gordon Ramsay's going to have an outburst.
30:29What has he gotten himself into this time?
30:33Shut the place down. Get out of here.
30:35They need to slow down and calm down.
30:38I know.
30:45I hope to cook sketchy bolognese for myself.
30:48Yes.
30:50I love sketchy bolognese.
30:52In the programme, Gordon visited a family-run restaurant
30:56with some serious problems.
30:59Lamb shank.
31:02Now, there's a very anemic-looking lamb shank.
31:05Look at the presentation. It's depressing.
31:07Almost like it's been in the microwave for an hour.
31:10That doesn't look the most appealing.
31:12Lamb shank, does it?
31:15Anemic.
31:17Well, I know what anemia is.
31:20It's like this disease which gives you an eye in the overlord,
31:24which can give way to mutations.
31:27Who cooked that, Dustin?
31:29That's Chef Mike.
31:31Chef who?
31:32Chef Mike.
31:34It's a microwave.
31:36Chef Mike.
31:37Who's that?
31:38It's the microwave.
31:41Lamb in the microwave is disgusting.
31:46Is this normal?
31:48I have nothing to say. That's just how we do it.
31:50I've seen a diaper look more appetising than that.
31:53Oh!
31:55Oh, my gosh, that looks disgusting!
31:58That looks rotting.
31:59Microwave food.
32:00It's not microwave food.
32:01I mean, how else am I going to reheat it?
32:03He's been cooking 14 years.
32:05There's a whole stove there, not even being used,
32:07and this guy's like this.
32:10Come on, Jake.
32:12Looks like Chef Mike is very busy.
32:15I...
32:17..hate Gordon Ramsay, but this has made me like him
32:21because he's going to sort these weird, crazy microwavable people out.
32:27But Gordon's verdict didn't go down well with the mum and son owners.
32:32There's no love, no care, no passion.
32:35He doesn't care.
32:36Athena, please.
32:37He has to care.
32:38Athena!
32:39You have to take in charge and you are not.
32:41Hey, quiet. Quiet. Quiet, OK?
32:44Get out of my restaurant. Right now. Out.
32:46It's not your restaurant.
32:47Yeah, it is my restaurant. Out.
32:49My mum would be like...
32:51If I talked to her like that, she'd be like...
32:53No, she won't.
32:55No, she'd be like,
32:56Get to your room now and don't come down here
32:58until you have thought about what you have done to me.
33:03My mum would give me the Luigi death stare, like...
33:07To help save the restaurant, Gordon made a symbolic gesture.
33:12Gordon has made a commitment of his own
33:14that he hopes will have a major impact
33:16on the dining experience at El Greco.
33:19What are you doing?
33:21Oh!
33:23CHEERING
33:27It's time to say goodbye...
33:30..to a very busy Chef Mike.
33:34This is giving me fun. I want to watch this smash.
33:37Do it, do it, do it, do it!
33:40Yes!
33:41Later, Chef Mike!
33:43CHEERING
33:45Yay!
33:47Bye-bye, Chef Mikey.
33:49Thanks to Gordon, by the end of the programme,
33:52the restaurant was transformed.
33:54With Jake finally working together with his team...
33:57It's going to 28.
33:58Thank God.
33:59..stunning, delicious Greek dishes are once again leaving the kitchen.
34:03Gorgeous, huh?
34:04That is some intense pasta.
34:06That's really good.
34:07Yay, is that the moussaka?
34:09Yeah, I think that that is a massive difference.
34:12Here's to El Greco, let's go!
34:14CHEERING
34:16GASPS
34:18Did they... Did they mean to do that?
34:21Mummy!
34:23Can we smash the plates?
34:26No!
34:28Aww!
34:33Can we smash the sofa?
34:35No!
34:38In Blackpool,
34:4011-year-old Emma and her little sister Brooke.
34:44Dad's got a hairy chest.
34:46No, he's not.
34:47Yes, he does.
34:48No, he doesn't.
34:49Yes, he does.
34:50No, he doesn't.
34:51I saw it before.
34:52He doesn't have a hairy chest.
34:53He has.
34:54A couple, but not a lot.
34:57A couple's only two.
34:59CHANTING
35:05The plains of Africa were the setting for an animated classic.
35:10CHANTING
35:19It's Lion King.
35:21Hooray, Lion King!
35:23CHANTING
35:29I have never actually heard of The Lion King.
35:31Have you never?
35:32No, I haven't watched it.
35:34You haven't?
35:35No.
35:36You should.
35:37Oh, my gosh, I hate The Lion King.
35:40And I hate you.
35:41Cheers.
35:43I love both of you.
35:47CHANTING
35:51Do you know where this is?
35:53Africa.
35:54Correct.
35:55Yes!
35:56CHANTING
36:06They're going to that mountain where the king has just had a baby.
36:12Has he?
36:13Yeah.
36:14Well, not... He didn't have the baby.
36:16So that's the king?
36:18CHANTING
36:26Oh, he's so cute.
36:28Oh, I love him.
36:30I wish he could come into our house.
36:32CHANTING
36:34CHANTING
36:55Later, Lion Cub Simba is lured into danger by his wicked uncle Scar.
37:00He has a plan to become king himself.
37:03Hey, Uncle Scar.
37:05Will I like the surprise?
37:07Simba, it's to die for.
37:11He actually means it.
37:13To die for.
37:17He's a bad guy.
37:18I know.
37:19I know.
37:30How scary.
37:34Runs.
37:44Run!
37:50Your father. Quick. Stampede. In the gorge.
37:54Simba's down there.
37:55Simba?
38:04SCREAMS
38:08I think he might not make it.
38:10Hold on, Simba.
38:12SCREAMS
38:16SCREAMS
38:27Yes!
38:29This is so sad and scary that my belly's hurting.
38:35Scar!
38:37His uncle is really bad.
38:40Help me.
38:42Help him then.
38:52Long live the king.
39:00SCREAMS
39:07Aw.
39:10Why would you do that to your brother?
39:29Don't be upset. Look.
39:34Dad?
39:36Dad, come on.
39:39You gotta get up.
39:42Dad.
39:44He's dead.
39:49Dad.
39:51You gotta go home.
40:00I would not like that to happen. You're my daddy.
40:06No.
40:11If my dad actually died, I'll be crying.
40:15I'll be crying for 500 years.
40:19I told you Scar's bad.
40:21I know.
40:24I know.
40:29What's the circle of life?
40:31The circle of life is...
40:33Born, you get born, you make a baby and you die.
40:38OK. Repeat.
40:40Born, baby, die. Born, baby, die. Born, baby, die.
40:43Born, baby, die. Born, baby, die.
40:49Ow!
40:51In Hertfordshire, Valencia and Taya, whose mums are also best mates.
40:57The other day, I got my hair straightened, washed, trimmed and blow-dried.
41:04Guess how much it was?
41:06£20.
41:08No.
41:10Pay a quid.
41:11Nope.
41:12How much?
41:13£12.
41:14Seriously, that's really good.
41:16£12.
41:18E4's Made In Chelsea brings us the love lives of London's rich kids.
41:26Alex, I've known him forever, like, he's cute.
41:29I thought Nicola and Alex had broken up,
41:31and I was like, oh, that's great, Alex would be another option.
41:34Oh, my God, I think I see Sanders.
41:36We're downtown Abbey.
41:42Me and my mum, we literally watch this all the time.
41:46I watched, like, two episodes here, now I'm, like, into it, ain't I?
41:50Yeah.
41:51I've never seen it.
41:52So much drama!
41:54The Only Way Is Essex and Made In Chelsea
41:56are the worst programmes ever made.
42:02What?
42:04Everyone dates everyone.
42:05Dates everyone, that's just what we do.
42:07So is that meant to be normal?
42:09I don't date everybody in my class.
42:12You don't date every person?
42:14Yeah, cos that would take, like, years.
42:19In this episode, we saw two of the boys having a casual chat
42:23while out fishing.
42:25I tell you what, it's so nice that Binks and I are here.
42:29I'm so glad you are here.
42:31It's not real at all.
42:32It's very fake.
42:34It's fake-ality.
42:36Fake-ality TV.
42:39She looks fantastic, doesn't she?
42:41She does, she looks really good in country gear.
42:44Them men wouldn't go fishing, they're like the men that go hunting.
42:47Yeah, hunting, cos they're posh.
42:49Like, posh people go hunting.
42:51They go hunting for women.
42:53They go hunting for hairspray, mate.
42:55I've never felt like this with a girl.
42:57Which is, you know, that's a huge, huge deal for me,
43:01and it's something that I...
43:03I really do want to...
43:05..to express to her, so this is a big deal for me.
43:08Oh, I think this is wonderful.
43:10Do you think they should be concentrating more on the fishing?
43:13Yeah. Cos they might have missed some fish.
43:15I think you should tell her.
43:20So, they are together,
43:22but he just hasn't said, I love you, to her.
43:28Later on, we met another rich bloke called Mike.
43:33I just adore receiving your love letters.
43:36Well, Mark, I don't have anyone else to send them to, so...
43:39That sounds vaguely disparaging.
43:42Oh, my gosh, I'm so posh, and I've got all my mummy's money,
43:45and I'm going to spend it all on ridiculous parties and my girlfriends.
43:50And I talk really weird.
43:52What could possibly furnish the soul with more desire
43:55and more ardent passion than a love letter?
43:58God's sake, just text them!
44:00That sounds very disparaging!
44:03Just writing letters backwards and forwards,
44:06and there's a perfectly good phone.
44:08I don't think much of love letters.
44:10Do you?
44:12But I feel more comfortable with love letters
44:15instead of actually saying it, like, I love you,
44:18because it feels really sweaty.
44:20Yeah, I guess, so...
44:22One should never really judge a book by its cover.
44:25But I'll certainly judge a lover by their handwriting.
44:28Is that an actual candle bra?
44:30Bra?
44:32Yeah, a candle bra.
44:34Bra.
44:36It's a candle bra.
44:38How is it that some people seem to get away with handwriting
44:42that is, well, more like hieroglyphics?
44:45Yeah.
44:47Illegible, ghastly, vile, rotund, fat, inelegant,
44:52charmless...
44:54What would you say to Mark Francis
44:56if he said all those insults about your handwriting?
44:59I wouldn't say anything. I'd slap him in the face.
45:02Ooh! Ouch!
45:04Later in the programme, on a chilly park bench,
45:07it was time for JP to seize his moment with Binky.
45:12So there is something that has been on my mind
45:16for a little while now,
45:18and it turns out this is the first time I've ever said it.
45:21Is that a break-up or marriage? What do you think?
45:24Neither.
45:26I think he's going to drop the album.
45:28I think I'm going to go for marriage.
45:30No, I'm going to say the album. OK.
45:32I love you.
45:34And that is that...
45:36..I love you.
45:39Oh, I win!
45:41Aw!
45:43Aw!
45:45Aw!
45:47Aw!
45:55This is just, like, terrible. It's terrible.
45:58Aw!
46:00Aw! Tell me when they're done!
46:05They're done.
46:06Oh, that was quick.
46:08I love you.
46:10I don't think I'd believe you unless you shout it really loudly.
46:15Go on, quick one.
46:17Do it.
46:19I love you!
46:21It's not going to last, that relationship.
46:23I know, right?
46:25There's too much fishy stuff going on.
46:27And they've got identical coats. It's never a good sign.
46:32The regulars come next.
46:34Gogglebox, the best bits.
46:36Monday, and there's a super brew that can do things to your heart.
46:39Cholesterol, not love.
46:41That's Superfoods, The Real Story at 8.30.
46:43And Sunday at 9, Sing It Ladies,
46:45on campus with Revel Wilson and Anna Kendrick for Pitch Perfect.