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00:00Right, don't touch my cushions when you've got that buttery fingers, all right? I'm warning
00:10you. If there's any stains on them cushions, you'll be in big trouble.
00:13Yes, I love this!
00:16You like that!
00:19I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
00:29Don't open it!
00:31Why on earth would you do that?
00:34Are you saying that? Are you actually saying that?
00:38Is Tony Blair the one who died on the toilet?
00:40No, that's Elvis.
00:45This week on Goggle Sprugs, the BBC paid the Queen a visit.
00:52And Her Majesty looks absolutely delighted, doesn't she?
00:55Really delighted.
00:56I think she almost looks a bit depressed.
01:00Sky 1 had a spellbinding new series.
01:04Moira, your word is propensity.
01:08It should be illegal putting kids under pressure.
01:11No, it shouldn't! Otherwise schools would basically be non-existent.
01:17Good!
01:19And ITV gave us a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolatey world.
01:25Don't lose your heads, don't get overexcited, just keep very calm.
01:34I could do the whole place up in about one year.
01:41In Shropshire, Sam, his little brother James and friend Toby.
01:47What if, one day, somehow, all of the power generators malfunction
01:54and it triggers a chain of events that leads to the end of electricity forever?
01:59And there's no internet, there's no electricity.
02:01What are we going to do?
02:02What are we going to do?
02:04We could have done what the Victorians do, be crafty.
02:09On Friday, Channel 4 treated us to a new series of a classic 90's game show.
02:23Christmas is coming!
02:26Christmas is coming!
02:28Christmas is coming!
02:30CRYSTAL MAZE! I just love Crystal Maze, it's my favourite.
02:40HADAB!
02:45Welcome to this celebrity edition of the Crystal Maze in aid of Stand Up To Cancer.
02:50I'm Richard Ayoade. Not since I was turned into a giant magpie by a warlock
02:55in order to entertain his mechanic friends and forced out to play the particularities
02:59of Janus, have I spent so much time leading inexplicably excitable jumpsuited jugheads
03:04in pursuit of shiny shiz.
03:06What's he saying?
03:09In this charity special, the celeb team kick things off in the futuristic zone.
03:15Three minutes from when the second door closes. That's minutes.
03:18When you go through into the next shot, you may look slightly different.
03:22What? Go in.
03:25Yeah, he's a bit non-intelligent, I would say.
03:30I'm in the game. I don't know what to do.
03:33Wait, are there spaceships everywhere?
03:36Well done, Jerry. Is this it?
03:38You have to go across the rocket and not fall on your knees.
03:42Yeah, forever and ever and ever and ever.
03:44Forever?
03:45Yeah, forever.
03:46Oh my days.
03:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:52Bend your knees.
03:53I can't.
03:54Bend them.
03:55It's so hard. I might have to do a frog jump.
03:58Don't jump, don't jump, don't jump.
04:00Are you going to die?
04:01Yeah.
04:02Not die.
04:03Well, you know what I mean.
04:05Three minutes?
04:06Three minutes, yeah.
04:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:14Right.
04:16You're doing really well.
04:17That's it.
04:18Ready?
04:19Go.
04:20Yay.
04:21I think it's going to be quite hard because you've got to hold a crystal as well.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:25He could just throw the crystal and hope for the best.
04:29That's it.
04:30You've just got to get back, Joey.
04:31That's it.
04:32That's it.
04:33Come on, son.
04:34Come on.
04:35There he goes.
04:36Look at that.
04:37What are you saying?
04:38What are you saying?
04:39Easy.
04:40Easy pass.
04:41There you go.
04:42Well done, Joey.
04:43I kind of wanted to see you fall.
04:45What are you saying?
04:46Easy, easy.
04:48Obviously, that wasn't easy because we just saw you going,
04:51oh, oh, oh, so just make some sound hypocritical.
04:55Later in the programme, Formula One driver David raced to get a crystal.
05:01In you go.
05:02Go, go, go, go.
05:04Turn off the lights, leaving only the cord.
05:07Warning, beware of the reset buttons.
05:10Ah, there we go.
05:11OK.
05:12That's a reset.
05:13That's a reset.
05:14It's a reset.
05:15No, stop pressing the reset.
05:1630 seconds gone.
05:17What are we learning?
05:18Maybe avoid the resets.
05:20Did you press all the buttons?
05:22I was just going to post it in a pen and just label it.
05:24He hasn't got to post it in a pen, though.
05:27You've got to get all the lights off,
05:29so keep going systematically, getting all the lights.
05:32Yeah, but then I push a reset, and then...
05:34Well, I know, it says...
05:35Stop pressing the reset.
05:37If you know it's a reset, don't test it again for being a reset.
05:42Is a reset the same button every time?
05:45Yeah, so that's a reset.
05:46Remember the resets.
05:48Come on, you've pressed...
05:49How many times have you pressed that?
05:50He's tested that to be the reset.
05:52Eight, seven...
05:54Oh, come out, come out, come out.
05:55..five...
05:56Go, go, go!
05:57Let him out!
05:58I'm going to let him out.
06:00That was terrible.
06:01They just didn't get the game.
06:03He's not trying very hard.
06:05What's the point of going on Crystal Maze?
06:07Exactly.
06:09Why are you going on Crystal Maze when you're not trying your best?
06:14In an exciting climax,
06:16the celebs had to grab over 100 gold tokens
06:20to win £20,000 for charity.
06:23Will you start the fans, please?
06:27The silver tokens collected will be deducted from the total.
06:31WHISTLE BLOWS
06:44What I do is I, like... I do that for fun.
06:46I do, like, a massive dive and I just grab the wall under me.
06:53Ten, nine, eight...
06:55HE HUMS
06:58WHISTLE BLOWS
07:04You got 114.
07:06CHEERING
07:08Wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:10Jodie's wise.
07:12£11,000.
07:16£11,000.
07:17CHEERING
07:19That's amazing!
07:21£11,000!
07:24Oh, that means they got £20,000 for Stand Up To Cancer.
07:28You got the maximum amount.
07:30So sick.
07:31Thank you at home for watching, if indeed you still are.
07:34I'm glad that they're bringing back 1990s TV programmes,
07:38but I want it the same as it was in 1990.
07:41It's just the name.
07:43You couldn't really have the same presenter, probably.
07:46Well, the guy that used to present, Crystal May, is still alive.
07:52Maybe not for long.
07:56In Manchester, Eli and Doreen,
08:00whose dad teaches them both to dance.
08:05SHE LAUGHS
08:07Oh, my God!
08:11I'm trying to get a little bit tipsy.
08:16Last week, Buckingham Palace held a swanky ceremony
08:20and the one show were invited.
08:23Tonight we are live at Buckingham Palace
08:25as part of a glittering royal reception
08:28featuring Her Majesty The Queen and Prince Harry.
08:31To go into Buckingham Palace, that's quite a big thing.
08:34I've never seen, like, properly inside a Buckingham Palace
08:37except for on The Crown and Netflix.
08:39Her Majesty is ready, so let's cue the trumpets.
08:48I'm digging the music.
08:51Look.
08:52ALL SING
08:59I love the one show.
09:01This special episode featured a visit
09:04by members of the Queen's Young Leaders programme.
09:07Hello, and welcome to the one show live from Buckingham Palace
09:10with Matt Baker.
09:11And the joy of live television is that Her Majesty
09:13is not quite ready for the photograph yet.
09:15Oh, no.
09:16But let's just introduce you to these wonderful faces
09:18that are just behind us.
09:19These are the Young Leaders from all over the Commonwealth.
09:23They have travelled from 52 countries to be here...
09:26Oh, the Commonwealth.
09:28What's that?
09:29So, basically, the Commonwealth is just a group of countries
09:33that let themselves be ruled by the Queen, more or less.
09:37It's like us. We're not mega-rich, we're not really rich,
09:41and we're not poor.
09:42But we've got Commonwealth.
09:43We're in the middle, but slightly above middle.
09:46We hear that Her Majesty...
09:48Her Majesty is just entering into the Ball's Supper room now.
09:54Oh, there she is.
09:57My dad met the Queen.
09:58She doesn't really do anything.
10:00Yeah, she does.
10:04What does she do, then, like that?
10:06She does a lot of paperwork.
10:08Already creating that wonderful smile that is going to look so good
10:12on these photos that are obviously going to be hanging on walls
10:15all over the world.
10:16Well, there's going to be so many proud parents and grandparents
10:19this evening, isn't there?
10:21The Queen looks good through it.
10:23Yeah, she does.
10:25I'm surprised that she hasn't even lost her marbles yet.
10:28Marbles?
10:29Yeah.
10:30What do you mean?
10:31I mean, that she's lost her head.
10:35So now we're going to change up, and there's some VIPs
10:38that will be entering.
10:39We're expecting Prince Harry, Sir John Major, to join the photo,
10:42and the Duke of York.
10:44There they come.
10:45Right on cue.
10:48And, I mean, this is absolutely right up Harry Street.
10:52He seems almost quite modern.
10:53Yeah.
10:54It seems like he's embracing the modern.
10:55He does not seem like a royal to me.
10:57He just seemed like an ordinary cool man.
10:59A nice guy.
11:01And Her Majesty looks absolutely delighted, doesn't she?
11:04Really delighted.
11:06It's a lovely picture.
11:07She doesn't look that delighted.
11:10I think she almost looks a bit depressed.
11:13Yes, she does.
11:14Imagine being part of that picture, though.
11:16It's such an honour, isn't it?
11:18I think she's, like, bored, like,
11:20oh, when do I get to have a cup of tea?
11:25Well, hopefully, Prince Harry will come over and see us with two more.
11:28He's giving you the nod, Matt.
11:30He's spotted us. I think he's on his way.
11:32Hi to one and all, Prince Harry.
11:34Hello.
11:35Hello, nice to see you.
11:36Hi, Alex.
11:37Will Prince Harry be king one day?
11:39Yes, I think.
11:42Because he's a nice chap.
11:44He's a nice, good old chap.
11:47You can't call a royal a chap!
11:50What do you think these young people have in common, then?
11:54What qualities?
11:55I think they're born leaders, but they want to make a change.
11:59They want to make a difference in their community,
12:02in their country, in society as a whole.
12:04And I think young people nowadays,
12:06we need to be able to give them a platform to make that change.
12:09I think that Prince Harry looks like our district commissioner
12:15for the Scouts, Graham.
12:17He actually lives just down the road.
12:26In Neve, Ashton is sister Darcy and their cousin Carrie.
12:32SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
12:36Shut up!
12:37SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
12:40Shut up!
12:41SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
12:45Anne-Marie, wait for me.
12:49I would go into the second verse, but I can tell you're not liking it.
12:54BBC Two had a group of amateur potters
12:57vying to produce ceramic masterpieces.
13:01MUSIC PLAYS
13:05Groovy music!
13:08MUSIC PLAYS
13:15Cool!
13:17If you ask someone what their colour is,
13:20and they say pottery,
13:22you instantly know that they're very boring.
13:25The potters return to the pottery for three more challenges,
13:29at the end of which one will win Pot of the Week
13:32and one will be sent home.
13:34Is anyone there called Harry?
13:37Ah, Harry Potter.
13:39Morning, potters.
13:41Morning.
13:42For your main-make challenge this week,
13:44Kate and Keith would like to know
13:47For your main-make challenge this week,
13:49Kate and Keith would like you to make a clock.
13:52It's all going to be hand-built
13:54and it needs to be a minimum of 45cm in height,
13:57so we really want to see some lovely big clocks, please.
14:00A clock? A clock?
14:02Using...
14:04Using that?
14:06So, Keith, we've asked them to make a clock,
14:0845cm, minimum height.
14:11Potter theme goes on.
14:14She's got Harry Potter glasses, like.
14:17Yes. It's quite a big arse.
14:19Obviously, when you're making something quite large,
14:21the construction is key.
14:23You can see her bra.
14:24That isn't a bra.
14:25What is that orange under thing, then?
14:27If they've taken more risks and they do it well, then I'm pleased.
14:31Cardigan.
14:32No, it isn't.
14:34That's her, like, under thing.
14:36No. It is.
14:37I want the potters to have thought about time and what it means to them.
14:41We really want to see their character come through their work.
14:45One contestant, called Coit, designed a big bird.
14:50So, I've chosen to do an owl.
14:53It represents me.
14:54He's a bit of a hoot.
14:56Yeah, great pun.
14:57I know it's trying to do a pun, it's so cringy.
15:00Standing at nearly a metre,
15:02Coit's freestanding owl clock is the tallest of all the potters' builds.
15:07But it's not just the size of Coit's owl clock that's ambitious.
15:11Its cylindrical body is also the trickiest shape to make.
15:15It would be amazing if she made it so the head could actually turn.
15:18Ashton.
15:19It would be amazing if she did, though.
15:21That would just be the icing on the cake.
15:25Oh, my word.
15:31I'm destroying my slab.
15:33Look at the cracks.
15:35Oh, it's sticking to it.
15:37For God's sake, come on.
15:40Is this saveable?
15:42Probably not.
15:44I'll just do a new one.
15:46It's a disaster waiting to happen.
15:48It's not waiting to happen, it's already happened.
15:52With 15 minutes till the end, Coit was still way behind.
15:57The irony that I am making a clock under time pressure
16:01with my ability to manage time, my word.
16:03Stop talking.
16:07You've only got one minute left.
16:09The clock is ticking.
16:11No more clock puns.
16:14You've got to get that in the drying room, sweetheart.
16:16Five, four...
16:19Oh, my gosh.
16:21..three, two, one.
16:24Time is up, potters.
16:26Phew.
16:28Potters, excellent work.
16:30You can clock off.
16:31No more time bans, it's really, really over.
16:35Yeah.
16:37At the end of the programme, the judges had to choose the best clock
16:41and Coit had some stiff competition.
16:46Absolutely looks brilliant.
16:48It looks fantastic.
16:50I'm loving all these textures accentuated with that black stain.
16:53It's really, really good.
16:55That one's nice. That's awesome.
16:57That's actually really good. Yeah.
17:01That would cost a lot as well, like £100.
17:07Twitter, woo-hoo, you did it.
17:09Out of all the people in the pottery,
17:11you were really struggling with the building
17:13and you've managed to pull it back and actually create something.
17:17I think you have an inherent knack to make things work
17:20and that's something you can't really learn.
17:22You winged it right to the end.
17:25That is good. I think she's a win.
17:27Yeah, me too.
17:29She has huge eyes, which makes it look really wise.
17:33Kate, Pot of the Week this week is...
17:45Coit, Coit, Coit, Coit, Coit!
17:47..Elaine's.
17:51You're going to make me cry.
17:53What?!
17:55You showed us clay and all its lovely qualities.
17:58Congratulations. Thank you.
18:00It is... This is a bit like Bake Off, but...
18:03Yeah, the Great British Bake Off. Yeah.
18:05They've got two female presenters, one male.
18:08They're standing at the front, looking over to workbenches,
18:11where the things are...
18:13It's probably the same room.
18:15No, it isn't. Great British Bake Off was in a tent.
18:19In Birmingham, nine-year-old Roma and 11-year-old Joel.
18:25An atheist is basically when you believe...
18:27I'm an atheist.
18:29When you believe in the Big Bang Theory.
18:31When Earth was made by rocks. Yeah.
18:35Not God.
18:37Yeah, I kind of... Yeah.
18:39Well, I don't really believe it was made by God,
18:42so I technically believe in the Big Bang Theory.
18:45But I technically believe in the Big...
18:47I don't really believe in anything.
18:49That's an undecider, that's what it's called.
18:54Channel 4 introduced us to a very unusual group of people
18:58living in America.
19:02Way out in the Utah desert is a community called Rockland Ranch,
19:07where 14 families have blasted their homes
19:10into an enormous sandstone rock.
19:15Whoa!
19:18But that's not the only unusual thing about this community.
19:22Half the men here have more than one wife.
19:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:28More than one wife!
19:30Don't be sick.
19:31What's it called, having more than one wife, Connor?
19:36Being greedy.
19:38They're fundamentalist Mormons.
19:41Love you, Jesus!
19:43Until now, they haven't wanted to draw attention
19:46to their polygamous lifestyle.
19:49What's a polygamous family?
19:53I don't know.
19:55Can you even say it? Say it!
19:57Polygamous.
19:59They hope once you get to know them...
20:01He's adorable!
20:03..their way of life won't seem so strange after all.
20:07It's kind of, like, weird how the men have three wives
20:12and the ladies don't have three husbands.
20:14Yeah, that's feminist.
20:15Yeah.
20:16No. Spencer, is it feminist or sexist?
20:18I don't know. Sexist.
20:20In the documentary, we met Enoch,
20:23who has 16 children and two wives.
20:27How many wives are too many wives?
20:31One, probably.
20:34Gosh, I know people that have seven, eight wives
20:38and they're quite functional.
20:40Eight wives?!
20:42How do you afford that?
20:44What do you mean, afford it?
20:46Women are very demanding.
20:48Can't you have, like, two girlfriends or something?
20:52No, you can't.
20:54If you're going to have two girlfriends...
20:56You could cheat on them.
20:58Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying.
21:00That would mean you'd be cheating on them,
21:02but that's illegal to cheat on someone, isn't it?
21:05Is it?
21:06Of course it is.
21:08It was definitely a challenge coming into an established family.
21:13You make a surprise.
21:16But I would way, way, way, way rather have
21:22a piece of a really good man
21:26than a whole man who wasn't as good.
21:31What happens if the two wives kiss?
21:36Let's just forget that I said that.
21:41Later, Enoch revealed that he wanted to marry for the third time
21:46to a 25-year-old nanny.
21:49Lydia has been visiting the Fosters as often as possible
21:53and is still deciding whether to become Enoch's third wife.
21:57It must be quite hard to, like, come into a new family...
22:00Yeah.
22:01..with already two people who he loves,
22:03and I think that would be too hard for me.
22:05Yeah.
22:06To watch him fall in love with another woman is really hard.
22:15It's a new relationship, it's exciting,
22:18and Enoch and her click really well.
22:22There she goes!
22:25It's almost like watching your husband cheat on you
22:28right in front of your eyes.
22:30Yeah, exactly.
22:31Like, who do you look at? Who do you like?
22:34Who do you like more?
22:36Chuck into the pool.
22:37I know.
22:38And who don't you chuck into the pool?
22:41This is just my Mother's Day bouquets to the girls.
22:44This is Lillian's.
22:46It's kind of cute.
22:47Mm-hm.
22:48And this is Enoch's.
22:51This is Lillian's.
22:52It's kind of cute.
22:55And then I did the trains.
22:58But one of them looks smaller than the other.
23:00Look, one of them's smaller.
23:02And Lydia's.
23:03Shall we go give them to them?
23:07Aw!
23:08That reminds me a little bit of...
23:10Aw! Thank you!
23:12You're so sweet.
23:14I'd be tamping for them in region if I had that tiny one.
23:18Yeah, because you married him.
23:20It doesn't matter.
23:21To care and perish you.
23:22Is that the word? Perish?
23:24Kill him!
23:25Oh, no, perish means to die.
23:27Die?
23:28You're dying.
23:30No, but, like, love.
23:32Cherish, not perish.
23:34Not cherish.
23:35The two tall ones is our relationship.
23:38Aw!
23:40That's two.
23:41Yeah.
23:42And then all the little ones down here are our kids.
23:45So if you ever want a dozen, you'd better give us...
23:49Do you reckon our mum would let our dad have another wife?
23:52Oh, no, she'd be...
23:54No chance.
23:55She'd do the fuming inside look.
23:57Cos she'd be like...
23:59HE WHEEZES
24:12In London...
24:14Dotty and Macy,
24:17who wants to be an engineer when she's older.
24:21From this piece of paper, I can make something called a paper bomb.
24:24Have you ever heard of a paper bomb?
24:26No.
24:27You get the paper, you fold it so it looks a bit like a bird, see?
24:30Er, I don't think that looks like a bird.
24:32Well, I think it looks like a bird.
24:34I think it looks more like butt cheeks.
24:36And then you bring it down.
24:38Oh, that made my ears ring!
24:41Earlier this year, Sky One was searching for the nation's best young spellers.
24:47Who will win the battle?
24:49He's good. He's good.
24:50And who will lose their fight to remain in the big spell?
24:54That is incorrect.
24:56No!
25:01I love spelling!
25:03It's all these little kids, and they go and do a spelling bee.
25:08And they made that a TV show?
25:10Yeah.
25:11Oh, God.
25:12Welcome back, the spellers!
25:19You're each going to be given a word to spell.
25:21All you have to do, keep spelling correctly to stay in the competition.
25:24Is that the girl from Bake Off?
25:27Yeah.
25:29There's a lot more pressure because it is either you're safe or you're not.
25:33By the end of it, two of you will be heading home.
25:36It should be illegal putting kids under pressure.
25:39No, it shouldn't!
25:41Otherwise, schools would basically be non-existent.
25:45Good!
25:47In the show, Myra Stewart put the spellers through their paces
25:52with some tricky words.
25:54Dan.
25:56So, everybody has spelled correctly.
25:58Dan, very best of luck.
26:00Knowing that one of the people going home could be me is quite nerve-wracking.
26:04The word is...
26:06Imitation.
26:07That is super hard.
26:10That is...
26:11I think he's going to get this wrong.
26:15Come on, mate, you can do it.
26:17I didn't know how to spell it.
26:19I couldn't remember if it was one M or two Ms.
26:21I think it is that double M.
26:23I don't think it is.
26:24I-M-M-I-T-I-M-I-T-I-O-N.
26:28I think it's one M.
26:29Is it one M or two Ms?
26:31I think it's two.
26:33I think it's two.
26:34It's one M.
26:36Imitation.
26:38I-M...
26:41M-I...
26:42Yes! He's flunked it.
26:45T-A-T-I-O-N. Imitation.
26:54I think he's out. I think he's in...
26:57I think he's out, actually.
26:59That is...
27:03T-A-T-I-O-N.
27:09Incorrect.
27:11Oh! Yes!
27:13The correct spelling is I-M-I.
27:17I-M-I.
27:19You were right.
27:21What a pleasure to meet you.
27:23A big round of applause to you both.
27:28He did better than I could.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Ay!
27:32The one who was still fighting to stay in the competition
27:35was ten-year-old Jasmine.
27:37Maybe I'm decisive a lot, but score this word correctly
27:40and we will see you next week, Jasmine.
27:44Moira?
27:45Your word is...
27:47propensity.
27:48OK, Jasmine, just relax. Be confident.
27:52Propensity.
27:54What?!
27:56Huh?
27:57I don't even know what that means.
27:59It's like city, cos it sounds like propend.
28:05P-R-O-P.
28:09P-R-E.
28:11P.
28:12Just please.
28:13E-N.
28:14Please.
28:15E-N-S-I-G-Y.
28:19Propensity.
28:21There's no way she's got this.
28:23I think it's wrong. I think it's prepensity.
28:26That is...
28:29For every single word she goes, like,
28:31that is, and then it sounds like you've got it wrong.
28:34Don't get it wrong. No, no.
28:39Correct.
28:40Well done.
28:42Yes, boys!
28:44No!
28:47You should be so proud of yourselves, cos you're through to next week.
28:50Go backstage, go and see your parents. Well done.
28:52I wouldn't watch that again.
28:54No, I don't think... I think it's a bit pointless, to be honest.
28:57Yeah.
28:58Like, you do spelling at school, why do it out of school?
29:01Exactly. Exactly.
29:06In Kent...
29:08..Will, Max, Spencer, Harry and Daniel.
29:14If you could have any girls as your father-in-law, who would you pick?
29:18Erm...
29:19Nicki Minaj. I only got a base.
29:22Erm...
29:23Kim Kardashian.
29:24And, erm...
29:25You're just going for all the people with the big butts.
29:30Channel 4 went wild with a behind-the-scenes look at animals.
29:35Morning.
29:37Chester is Britain's most popular zoo.
29:40Hi, you do want some strokes.
29:42Aw!
29:44But there's a whole world here that visitors never get to see.
29:48Oh, dear. Sorry.
29:52Now, hidden cameras will reveal the private life of animals.
29:59Animals can teach us about our own relationships.
30:02Hang on a minute. We're not that different at all, are we?
30:05She has a point. We're not that different.
30:08In fact, we share 50% of our genetics with, er, bananas.
30:14Welcome to the secret life of the zoo.
30:22It should be called the secret life of Chester Zoo,
30:25just to make it more Pacific.
30:27Pacific?
30:28Yeah.
30:29You need to make it more oceany, do you?
30:32In the programme, we followed a pair of wild dogs
30:36as they competed with each other to become leader of the pack.
30:40Six weeks ago, two new males arrived at Chester.
30:45Brothers Ivor and Veal.
30:50African painted dogs.
30:52It looks like a bunny mushed in with...
30:56A camel.
30:57Yeah.
30:58Painted dogs are the most successful hunters in sub-Saharan Africa.
31:06Working in packs to bring down much larger animals like wildebeest
31:10and sometimes even lions.
31:12Those little guys are huge lions.
31:16Yeah, and their muscles don't look very strong,
31:19but they do kill a lion.
31:21The brothers have always lived alone at the zoo,
31:24but they're about to experience what it's like to be part of a pack.
31:31Because today, the zoo is bringing in two female dogs.
31:37I think the boys are going to think,
31:39oh, my God, they're too sexy.
31:43They're going to be kissing and kissing.
31:45This is going to go weird.
31:47No, they won't be kissing, they'll be sniffing.
31:50Sniffing? Oh, yeah.
31:52In the strict hierarchy of the pack,
31:54only one alpha dog will mate all the females.
31:59But will it be Ivor or Veal who steps up to become pack leader?
32:04Now we're introducing females,
32:06so, you know, that's when it's all going to go down, I think.
32:10You've got two males that are kind of competing to be the alpha.
32:15Two brothers and then a girl comes along,
32:18and then it ruins the relationship
32:20and the older one murders the younger one.
32:23Yeah, that's how it works, I guess.
32:30Expecting the more dominant Ivor to impress the ladies,
32:34the zookeepers were in for a surprise.
32:37Unexpectedly, it's Veal and not his larger brother Ivor
32:41who makes the first move.
32:43If there's a dominant male, he'll put his head under and lift her up.
32:51At least I know humans do not do that.
32:54I know they don't do that, because this is, like, part of nature, so...
33:03So he's literally following around left, right, centre.
33:06He will not leave her alone.
33:08Dogs go straight in for it, yeah,
33:10but with humans it takes, like, months.
33:13Top dog Veal is now ruthlessly enforcing his superiority
33:17over his brother.
33:21Oi! Don't bully Ivor.
33:23I want to play.
33:27Veal can now exercise his rights as top dog...
33:32..with alpha female Kite.
33:37They're ready to breed.
33:39No way. You've got to say the real word.
33:41Breed. Sex.
33:43Veal's never met her that we know of,
33:45because he's never probably had the potential to breed before.
33:49So, for him, it'll be a massive learning curve, I would have thought.
33:52It might take a little bit of practice. That's what we're seeing.
33:55But it doesn't take long for Veal's instincts to kick in.
34:00Looks like he's twerking.
34:03Oh, my God!
34:08Now that Veal has mated for the first time,
34:11he seems willing to bring Ivor back into the pack.
34:17Painted dogs are like any other family.
34:19They'll have squabbles and fall-outs and arguments.
34:22They always seem to make it up in the end.
34:25It's quite interesting.
34:27It's better than going to the zoo and watching, you know,
34:30cos you can leave whenever you want.
34:32If I have a wife and I'm older, will you be my friend?
34:37Yeah. Of course.
34:40It's like...
34:42If you get married when you're older, I'll always be your friend as well.
34:46I am not going to get married for the 50th time.
35:01In Neath, Ashton, his sister Darcy and their cousin Carrie.
35:09Isn't it annoying when you get a Christmas song stuck in your head
35:13and it's only been Christmas and then you can't get it out of your head?
35:17Oh, yeah, that's very annoying, yeah.
35:19I get that a lot.
35:21We wish you a merry Christmas
35:23We wish you a merry Christmas
35:25We wish you a merry Christmas
35:28And bad luck for the rest of the year.
35:31BBC Two introduced us to people with some extraordinary conditions.
35:36We're discovering astonishing things about the human body all the time
35:41through people who are different from most.
35:46I'm Gabriel Weston.
35:48As a surgeon, I've spent years studying the human body.
35:51Ooh, what's this?
35:54It's Dr Weston's place in the mother body.
35:58So I've searched the world to find these extraordinary people
36:02and bring you their stories.
36:04This is my heart.
36:06I'm the only...
36:08Whoa, that's sick!
36:10Oh, a heart is there.
36:12I didn't know that was a heart.
36:14I'm the only one that has this.
36:17This programme's creeping me out.
36:19I know.
36:21I've got butterflies in my tummy.
36:23With the help of the doctors that treat them
36:26and some of the world's leading scientists,
36:29I'll be uncovering exactly what makes their bodies unique.
36:41I'm going to love this.
36:43I know, it's really good. I've watched it before.
36:45Even in this age of cutting-edge modern medicine,
36:48there's a huge amount we just still don't understand about the brain.
36:52I always got told your brain was like the size of a pea.
36:55Oh, dear, that's your brain.
36:57Who said that?
36:59It's when something completely unexpected goes wrong with the brain
37:04that we learn something new.
37:11This is James Wanerton.
37:14Today, he's sightseeing in the German city of Bonn.
37:21Something he experiences in a very different way from most of us.
37:28Glucose and white chocolate.
37:31Potato wedges.
37:34What? I don't get it.
37:37This is how James perceives the street names he's reading.
37:44I can taste words.
37:47What?
37:48What?
37:51James has a condition called synesthesia.
37:55This is where one of our senses triggers a sensation in another.
38:00When James sees or hears words, he experiences a taste.
38:06That's really weird.
38:08That is actually weird, though. That is not just, like, weird.
38:10That's actually, actually weird.
38:13He can taste words.
38:15Is that, like, a metaphor or something?
38:17It's like a little eyedropper of food, I suppose,
38:20would be the best way of describing it.
38:22Constant drip.
38:23If he sees, like, a sign saying London, he might taste...
38:27He might taste, like, oranges.
38:29No, tea, maybe, because it's London. Come on.
38:32Every single word has a signature flavour, even names,
38:37and that deeply affects his relationships with other people.
38:42My friends' names, they all follow the pattern.
38:44They're all very, very nice tasting names.
38:46I've had plenty of friends called Robert.
38:49He's tasted strawberry jam sandwiches for some peculiar reason.
38:54What does?
38:55Strawberry jam sandwiches?
38:57His friend Robert tastes a strawberry jam sandwich.
39:00I wouldn't mind a bit of Robert then.
39:02I like strawberry jam sandwiches.
39:04What about you?
39:07You would like a bit of Robert.
39:09Yeah.
39:10I always imagined my name as being beef.
39:13I would never have a friend called Alan,
39:15because it gives me the taste and texture of dried mucus,
39:18would you believe?
39:20Urgh!
39:22I've never even tasted mucus.
39:25Don't lie. We know you have.
39:27Yeah, but not when it's dry.
39:29Yeah.
39:30I used to pick my nose and eat it, but I was free then.
39:34It was ages ago.
39:36As scientists discover more about synesthesia,
39:39they're beginning to use that knowledge
39:41to help people with sensory impairments.
39:45People like Daniel.
39:47He's blind.
39:49Did you know some people, like rock climbing people,
39:53they have, like, something on their tongue
39:56and they can see through it?
39:58What?
39:59But work being done by Jamie and his team
40:02is allowing him to build up a picture of the world
40:05using a different sense altogether.
40:08So, for example, people who don't have vision,
40:11we might be able to express the visual world to them using sound.
40:15That's clever.
40:17The inspiration for this technology comes from people like James
40:21and their amazing ability to combine the senses.
40:25I think this show is really good.
40:27I mean, I enjoy this show because it gives humanity hope.
40:30It makes you realise the wonders in the world.
40:34Yeah.
40:35There's not only seven or five wonders of the world,
40:39there are ten million.
40:45In South Wales,
40:47Molly and her nine-year-old brother, William.
40:51You are the godfather of baby Tom.
40:54What does that mean, basically?
40:56Basically, well, I have to...
40:59If anything happens to a young child,
41:01I look after Tom to make sure if he's well, if he's healthy,
41:06I look after him, basically.
41:08And I'll be always there to help you, too.
41:11Thank you, Molly.
41:14ITV brought us a tasty treat
41:17with Tim Burton's Willy Wonka remake.
41:26I'm Jolly and the Chocolate Factory!
41:30I don't even know why I'm cheering cos I don't even like chocolate.
41:34Charlie and four other lucky children
41:37win a tour around the mysterious Wonka Empire.
41:55Oh...my...
41:59..goodness.
42:00This film comes from the marvellous, magical mind
42:05of Rowald Dahl, former RAF pilot.
42:15It's beautiful.
42:17What?
42:19Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.
42:21Imagine having a house made of chocolate.
42:24Nah, that's weird.
42:26That'd be cool.
42:27That isn't cool, it can melt.
42:31Every drop of the river
42:33is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality.
42:40I'd love to go there cos I love chocolate.
42:43You know, yeah, I want to know if the actual, like...
42:46What's his name? Willy Wonka, if he has cavities.
42:49SHE LAUGHS
42:51Would you like my meadow?
42:53Try some of my grass.
42:55Please have a plate, please do.
42:57It's so delectable and so darn good-looking.
43:00You can eat the grass?
43:02Of course you can.
43:04Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable.
43:08But that is called cannibalism, my dear children,
43:11and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
43:14Yeah.
43:16Enjoy.
43:18Come on.
43:19Scoot, scoot.
43:21WHINNY
43:24Er, about one year.
43:32I really do not know what classification can we put Willy Wonka under.
43:37Can we put him under good? Can we put him under bad?
43:40Crazy!
43:41Can we put him under mentally disturbed?
43:43One greedy boy ate his way into a spot of bother.
43:54Oh!
43:58Hey, little boy!
44:00My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.
44:03Ah!
44:05Ah!
44:06And he just fell into the chocolate, so now it'll be contaminated.
44:11Goodbye, a year's worth of profits for Mr Wonka.
44:17He can't swim! Save him!
44:21You need to teach your kid how to swim.
44:24It's a life skill that you need to have.
44:27He can't swim cos he's too fat.
44:44It's quite actually scary, I'm not going to lie.
44:47Seriously? Yeah.
44:51Woo!
44:56There he goes.
44:59Oh, he's getting sucked up like a straw.
45:04He isn't big enough. He's slowing down. He's going to stick.
45:09I think he has.
45:11Ooh, that's got to hurt.
45:13But it was time for Willy's helpers, the Oompa Loompas,
45:17to eject Augustus from his factory.
45:25Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop
45:27The great, big, greedy nincompoop
45:30Augustus Gloop, so big and vile
45:32So greedy, foul and infantile
45:35Come on, we cry, the time is right
45:37To send him shimmying up the pipe
45:40To send him shimmying up the pipe
45:42But don't dare shoot the alarm
45:45Augustus Gloop will run me hard
45:47They all look the same, isn't it?
45:49It's kind of weird.
46:06Stephanie, butt your butt! I can't see the screen!
46:10Woo!
46:16If I play Tim Burton, he's really good at making a film.
46:32That's how I got my fear of getting into chocolate factories.
46:37In the class of one
46:41In the class of one
46:44Channel 4 next Friday, 7.30pm
46:46The beginning of the World Para-Athletics Championships London 2017
46:49Hannah Cockcroft in defence of the title
46:52More 4 next tonight
46:54Plenty of suspects
46:55Walter presents another winner
46:56Dicta, crime reporter
46:58Next here, Rylan, Clark, Neil and Joel Dommett
47:01Who's got the whiter teeth?
47:02Crystal Mays, Celebrity Special