Dance of the drunk mantis
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00:00:00In China, drunken boxing had developed into two distinct styles derived from the same
00:00:23basic elements.
00:00:25The southern form was perfected by Sam Seed, whose devotion to rice wine resulted in an
00:00:31almost invincible and highly respected style of fighting.
00:00:36Northern drunk boxing was developed by a very proud and ruthless man with ambitions to become
00:00:41the most feared fighter in the dynasty.
00:00:44His name was Rubberlegs, and he secretly combined drunk boxing with the mantis style to create
00:00:51the lethal of fighting form.
00:00:53Our story opens with Rubberlegs and his student marching southward for the inevitable confrontation
00:00:58with Sam Seed and the deadly dance of the drunk mantis.
00:01:02Hey waiter!
00:01:22Yeah?
00:01:25What is it?
00:01:26My check, huh?
00:01:27Huh?
00:01:28Your check, Sam?
00:01:29No such thing.
00:01:30It's on the house.
00:01:31No need for that.
00:01:32Just put it on my account, eh?
00:01:34Alright.
00:01:35Oh, that second daughter, never mind.
00:01:43Hold it!
00:01:47You Sam Seed?
00:01:48Maybe.
00:01:51Sam Seed, there's no need to change his name.
00:01:54Huh.
00:01:55Pay your check.
00:01:56Why?
00:01:57Pay now!
00:01:58Might be your last chance.
00:02:02The fame of the great drunken boxer Sam Seed is widespread.
00:02:07And I've come down from the north just to find out why the pray.
00:02:11Rubberlegs is here for a duel.
00:02:13Rubberlegs!
00:02:32Come on!
00:02:43Now hold on.
00:02:44I'm not Sam Seed.
00:02:46You see?
00:02:47I'm just his nephew.
00:02:48I was just pretending to be him.
00:02:51Well, impostors count as well.
00:02:53And if you say you're related, then I'm afraid it's too bad.
00:03:01Yah!
00:03:03Yah!
00:03:04Yah!
00:03:32Yah!
00:03:39Yah!
00:03:40Yah!
00:04:01Yah!
00:04:02Yah!
00:04:22Hey!
00:04:23You're too slow!
00:04:24The customers are waiting!
00:04:25Hey, waiter!
00:04:26Hurry it up!
00:04:27Come on over here!
00:04:28Hey!
00:04:29Hey, come on!
00:04:30Hurry, will ya?
00:04:44Here, two noodles.
00:04:45About time!
00:04:56Hey, waiter!
00:04:57Come here!
00:04:59What's the problem?
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:01What's this?
00:05:02Look there!
00:05:03That's just noodles.
00:05:04Hey!
00:05:05You look again!
00:05:14It's an onion!
00:05:16It's quite good, too.
00:05:25Hey!
00:05:26I got some more onions!
00:05:29Here!
00:05:32So many!
00:05:33Hey!
00:05:34You swallow those, too!
00:05:37I'll get indigestion!
00:05:38I'll go and change these for you, huh?
00:05:40Hey!
00:05:42So fast, buddy?
00:05:43We also found some flies!
00:05:45We want our money back!
00:05:48Only fun for a few little flies?
00:05:50Don't you want trouble?
00:05:51We want money!
00:06:00Well, it's not my fault!
00:06:02You started this!
00:06:03What?
00:06:04You stupid son of a bitch!
00:06:05You've gone too far!
00:06:06You needed a good lesson!
00:06:12Duck feet!
00:06:26Stupid bird!
00:06:29Oh!
00:06:52My pick!
00:06:53Right off, stupid!
00:06:55Stuff you, chicken!
00:07:00What?
00:07:11You've been well plucked!
00:07:13Hey, very good!
00:07:16I guess I should thank you, huh?
00:07:18Oh, that's all right!
00:07:19Damn it!
00:07:20You're fired!
00:07:30Hey, Sam!
00:07:31Here's your wallet!
00:07:32That'll be 60 cents!
00:07:33All right!
00:07:53Oh!
00:07:54That's it!
00:07:55That's it!
00:07:56He made me pregnant!
00:07:59You, huh?
00:08:01Horny old bugger!
00:08:02My sister here is pregnant!
00:08:04And you did it!
00:08:05Huh?
00:08:06You made her pregnant?
00:08:07We know!
00:08:08Impossible!
00:08:09Are you sure?
00:08:10Of course it's you!
00:08:12I even know your ass is covered with freckles!
00:08:17I didn't know that!
00:08:18Then drop your pants and show us!
00:08:20Take them off!
00:08:22Drop them!
00:08:23Quickly!
00:08:24Come on, show me!
00:08:25Take them off now!
00:08:30Hey!
00:08:31What kind of trick are you trying to pull on me?
00:08:33I'm not trying anything!
00:08:34Does this look like a trick?
00:08:36Oh, God!
00:08:37My sister already pregnant and not yet married!
00:08:39What's gonna happen to our good family name?
00:08:42It's all your fault!
00:08:43What'll we do?
00:08:44It's so embarrassing!
00:08:47I'll kill myself!
00:08:49Hey!
00:08:50Hey, no, come back!
00:08:51Come back here!
00:08:55Now, wait!
00:08:56My money!
00:08:57Hey!
00:08:58She deserves that money!
00:08:59It's you who knocked her up and she might die!
00:09:04She won't die!
00:09:05Let me go!
00:09:06But unless you give me my money, you will!
00:09:17Stop it!
00:09:29Hey!
00:09:43You idiot!
00:09:44They've taken all I had!
00:09:45So what?
00:09:46With a stomach like that, that money ought to be hers!
00:09:50My God!
00:09:51It couldn't have been my fault!
00:09:53When you get to my age, you're lucky if you can still get it up!
00:09:59Who's to believe that?
00:10:00Even old shells still have pearls in them!
00:10:03Idiot!
00:10:04You've got a peg loose!
00:10:05Your mother could have farted a better egg than you!
00:10:09Oh, right!
00:10:10Insult my mother, now you have gone too far!
00:10:20You old goat!
00:10:21You see this fist?
00:10:22I'll make you eat it!
00:10:29Hey!
00:10:52I'll fix you!
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:05Next time be smarter!
00:11:15Hey!
00:11:16You gonna pay today?
00:11:18Make it fast!
00:11:20Or I'll get rough!
00:11:22Why do you ask me?
00:11:23Ask my husband!
00:11:26Me ask your husband?
00:11:27Their family debt!
00:11:28You know that!
00:11:30So you better get the money!
00:11:32All right!
00:11:33How much does he owe?
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:38Two years ago he borrowed five dollars,
00:11:41twenty percent interest every five days,
00:11:44that was compound interest,
00:11:46and by simple addition,
00:11:49a round figure of about four hundred dollars is about right!
00:11:53Four hundred?
00:11:54That's robbery!
00:11:55No, no, no!
00:11:56Yeah!
00:11:57Not robbery!
00:11:58It's called investment!
00:12:00I don't have it!
00:12:01And even if I did,
00:12:03I wouldn't give it to you!
00:12:05All I can offer is my body!
00:12:06Want it?
00:12:10Now come on!
00:12:11Who the hell wants old meat like you, eh?
00:12:17You dare hit me?
00:12:18You won't bet you!
00:12:20I'll fix you!
00:12:27Ah!
00:12:30Oh, I see now, eh?
00:12:32You can fight, eh?
00:12:43To hell with your damn investment!
00:12:46Look, the leaf here,
00:12:47not going to pay me!
00:12:57Ah!
00:13:09A crack on the skull is all the investment you'll get!
00:13:19How much do I owe you?
00:13:22That's all right!
00:13:23That's all right!
00:13:24Go!
00:13:27Goodbye!
00:13:32Forgot this!
00:13:36All that for nothing!
00:13:50Hey, come on!
00:13:51What did I do to deserve that?
00:13:53Huh!
00:13:54So you finally came back!
00:13:57Some time!
00:13:58No see!
00:14:03You crazy?
00:14:04What the hell was that for?
00:14:06Bastard!
00:14:07While you're out drinking,
00:14:08I'm supposed to die!
00:14:09You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:14:11Sorry!
00:14:12Sorry!
00:14:23Ah!
00:14:26Hey, these things cost money!
00:14:28Huh!
00:14:29You should know!
00:14:30It's you who borrows it,
00:14:31but it's me who has to pay it back!
00:14:33Everyday bill collectors!
00:14:34You're a bastard!
00:14:35Sorry!
00:14:36Sorry!
00:14:37You should be!
00:14:46Oh, not your broom!
00:14:50Break it, it's three years bad luck!
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:56Was bad luck to marry you!
00:15:05Enough!
00:15:06You can damn well enjoy yourself!
00:15:08Never ever send me a cent!
00:15:10What should I be living on?
00:15:11Nothing but hot air?
00:15:13Tell me, huh?
00:15:14It's not true!
00:15:24Oh!
00:15:25No, let me down!
00:15:26Let me down!
00:15:30Let me down!
00:15:31I sent you money,
00:15:32so why should you starve, huh?
00:15:33Let me down!
00:15:34You're a bastard!
00:15:35Oh, let me go!
00:15:36Let me go!
00:15:37Put her down!
00:15:44Huh? You again?
00:15:46It's you!
00:15:47How dare you beat my mother!
00:15:49You!
00:15:50Stop it!
00:15:51Foggy!
00:15:52Meet your dad!
00:15:53What?
00:15:54My dad?
00:15:56Call him dad!
00:15:57Hi, dad!
00:15:58Stop it!
00:15:59You call all bearded men your father?
00:16:05So that's it?
00:16:06You've been...
00:16:08What's up?
00:16:10You think I've been screwing around?
00:16:12You've got a filthy mind!
00:16:14I adopted him!
00:16:15Oh?
00:16:16Aha!
00:16:19You went out and adopted this ugly kid?
00:16:22Couldn't you have picked a smarter one?
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:26He's an honest child.
00:16:28Now,
00:16:29did you say you sent me some money?
00:16:31That's right.
00:16:32I asked one of the big banks to send it to you.
00:16:35It's one of your stories.
00:16:37I didn't get any money.
00:16:38What?
00:16:39Didn't get it?
00:16:46Don't you worry.
00:16:48Your money is quite safe here.
00:16:51Hey, hey!
00:16:52I'll deposit right away.
00:16:54Okay?
00:16:55Better be.
00:16:56I don't like con men.
00:16:57Oh, well.
00:16:58I especially like con men.
00:17:00You what?
00:17:02To use as punching bags.
00:17:04I won't worry then.
00:17:05Yes.
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:17:08See you.
00:17:09I'm off.
00:17:10Thank you very much.
00:17:11Good doing business.
00:17:12Yes.
00:17:13Very much.
00:17:14Good doing business.
00:17:15Yes.
00:17:27Screw off, huh?
00:17:29Go on, go on, go on.
00:17:30This is a respectable bank.
00:17:32No handouts.
00:17:33You buzz off.
00:17:35Hold on.
00:17:37We didn't come here to beg.
00:17:39We're looking for your boss to discuss some business.
00:17:44You want to talk business?
00:17:47Why didn't you say that in the first place?
00:17:50I'm the boss?
00:17:52Oh, we got the right man.
00:17:56Of course you have.
00:17:58Yes, of course.
00:18:00When it's money that you need in this bank, then you get it with speed.
00:18:06A client who comes to us, he ends up with interest plus money bags, they call me.
00:18:13Cash I carry in confidence.
00:18:16Reliability's my trademark.
00:18:19Surely that's self evident.
00:18:21Hey, that's very good.
00:18:23I would like one service if you could.
00:18:26What's that?
00:18:27A refund.
00:18:28A refund?
00:18:29He sent money to my mother through your bank and she never got it.
00:18:34I think that perhaps you're a bit of a scrooge.
00:18:38Where's my money?
00:18:40Huh?
00:18:41Wait.
00:18:42You trying to destroy my good name by accusing me of stealing?
00:18:46Why, you just have to look at this.
00:18:48At what I'm wearing.
00:18:50What's this on my hand here?
00:18:53These gold teeth.
00:18:54Think I'd eat anything from you?
00:18:56Who would believe you?
00:18:59You have nothing to prove anything.
00:19:02Maybe this, huh?
00:19:04Here.
00:19:05Receipts will prove it.
00:19:11Why should we keep quiet about it?
00:19:16Let's not rush things.
00:19:18This is a very delicate matter, hey?
00:19:21Please come inside.
00:19:26Please, please.
00:19:29There.
00:19:34The great old scrooge.
00:19:36Quite right.
00:19:38Now, before doing business, I must pay my respects to my greatest treasures.
00:19:46They're only doorknobs.
00:19:48Not quite.
00:19:49These things are priceless, with great family meaning.
00:19:54Now, the one on the right won't open at all.
00:19:59And the one on the left, it gives even less.
00:20:02The middle one.
00:20:08My priceless fortune.
00:20:09It's my own guarantee that I never need to refund any money at all to anyone who lends it.
00:20:18Now, I borrow on three conditions.
00:20:21The first, is no date for any repayment.
00:20:24The second, at least not in my lifetime.
00:20:27And the third, most definitely not here and now.
00:20:32Quit avoiding the issue.
00:20:34Or it'll be your funeral.
00:20:40What's that crap?
00:20:43Kung fu.
00:20:45He's mine.
00:20:46If you can.
00:20:48Tiger.
00:20:50Cats get scratched.
00:20:59Watch your elbow.
00:21:03Watch your jaw.
00:21:05And the arms.
00:21:07Spinning around you go.
00:21:10And the butting.
00:21:18The butting.
00:21:23I've lifted you up to the clouds.
00:21:43Hey dad, I can't make it.
00:21:45Not me, not if you can't do it.
00:21:47Well, you come in on your feet, you go out on your asses, where you belong.
00:22:11I'm gonna be sick.
00:22:15Hey.
00:22:20Why not try the other?
00:22:22Good.
00:22:25Too heavy.
00:22:38This pays back the money from January.
00:22:46And this I'll take for interest.
00:22:48A contribution for old soul's day.
00:22:55Give it back.
00:22:56Oh, no, please, my bracelet.
00:22:58For Dragon Boat Day.
00:23:00Give it back, give it back.
00:23:02I can't see.
00:23:06Real gold.
00:23:07No, no, no.
00:23:15Where for?
00:23:20My necklace, money.
00:23:22Prosperity prizes level.
00:23:25Good lord, it's so funny.
00:23:27Please help me, please save me.
00:23:30I'll help you.
00:23:36My nose.
00:23:38It's gone all red, just like mine.
00:23:45Hold the fist part.
00:23:49Have a fist.
00:23:52Go where your own fist.
00:24:00It hurts.
00:24:09Here's some tea, it's hot.
00:24:16Wow, money backs kung fu, it's really good.
00:24:19He's not so good, it's you're so awful.
00:24:22That's true.
00:24:23But if you taught me kung fu, then perhaps I'd win.
00:24:26Teach you what?
00:24:27Drunk fist.
00:24:28Drunk fist?
00:24:32Me teach you to fight well, you crazy.
00:24:35You're lazy and you have no talent.
00:24:38Me teach you drunk fist.
00:24:40Well, mum taught me a bit, she said when you came back...
00:24:42Focky, give your father a demonstration, show him what you've learned.
00:24:46Right.
00:25:04Almost.
00:25:06But it didn't break.
00:25:13Well.
00:25:15What style was that?
00:25:17He fights like a woman.
00:25:19Old woman, you really are a good teacher.
00:25:21That's enough.
00:25:23He's your son as well as mine.
00:25:25You teach him, it's your duty.
00:25:27Seems I've got no choice.
00:25:43Idiot.
00:25:45Teach you drunken style, it's impossible.
00:25:49Never happens.
00:26:05Vader, my jet, bring us some yellow fish here.
00:26:08Coming.
00:26:13Three dollars, twenty cents.
00:26:14What?
00:26:16So much?
00:26:17You sure that's right?
00:26:18It's right.
00:26:19Clueds use two.
00:26:21Hi, dad.
00:26:28What do you want?
00:26:29My mother asked me to follow you.
00:26:34You wait here, I gotta piss.
00:26:43Let's see that dumb kid follow me.
00:26:46Gotta be smart to catch Sam's seed.
00:26:49Father, you're trying to get rid of me.
00:26:51No, don't be silly.
00:26:55You go tell your mother, I'll wait here for her.
00:26:58You go call her.
00:26:59OK.
00:27:00You go call her.
00:27:01You go call her.
00:27:03Go.
00:27:04Go.
00:27:05Go.
00:27:06Go.
00:27:09Go.
00:27:10Go.
00:27:11Go.
00:27:13Go.
00:27:14Go.
00:27:15Go.
00:27:16you mother I'll wait here for her. Hey father that's not fair mom said that you teach me
00:27:22drunk fist. Drunk boxing is too hard. Father I'm not afraid. Sure you're not afraid? No I'll be
00:27:31alright. Okay a deal. Now we're going to practice one of the basic methods. Spinning earth,
00:27:47spinning sky. Ah I can learn very quickly. Good. Hands back. Hands straight. Horse stance. Come on.
00:27:58Let this punch. Right. Ow. Hold the cup. To the ear. Right hand through. Down. To the ground.
00:28:09To the ground. Turn around. Faster. Faster. Hurry up. Stop. That's enough.
00:28:40Now take the cup here.
00:28:50The earth and sky whirl in.
00:29:09Go faster. Right.
00:29:39Ow.
00:30:09Hey dad I'm getting rather tired. Tired? Come on down.
00:30:16Hey. Ah. Ow. Oh my god my back. Ow.
00:30:23Father how's my kung fu so far? Oh good. Jesus. Listen when do I learn to fight? Three days so fast? No three years.
00:30:44Huh? Why three years? One for stance. One year cause you're dumb and one more year cause you're stupid. Minimum three years.
00:30:55Huh? Come on. Have a drink. Yeah I never drink. Mother told me just to take a look at you. I never drink.
00:31:07Did she? To learn drunken style you learn to drink. Huh? It's not poison. Drink up.
00:31:16Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:51If you can get drunk and so little
00:31:54Then how do you expect to learn drunken boxing?
00:31:57Hm.
00:31:59Hahahaha
00:32:01Stupid kid
00:32:03If only you could see yourself now
00:32:06You couldn't piss in a puddle
00:32:08Let alone can you learn to fight
00:32:10Who do you think that you are?
00:32:12You're crazy. I've no son especially you you're too damn stupid. You'd never make it
00:32:21So you think you could learn drunken fist
00:32:25You wouldn't know where to start. Do you think that I'd be teaching you?
00:32:31You honestly believe I'd waste my time having to teach you to fight
00:32:42Oh
00:33:00That kid is really keen
00:33:02Oh
00:33:11Where's my shoe
00:33:22Dad I know that I'm not your real son and so I have no right to ask or expect anything of you
00:33:29My mother always talked about your kung-fu and said I should wait for you
00:33:33Well, you came but I never really believed you'd reject me as a pupil. I know now I must be stupid and have no talent
00:33:41I realized though the way you made a fool of me that you don't really like me
00:33:46To make things easier. I'm going away
00:33:49I'm very grateful and I'll never forget you and I'd like to still call you father
00:33:53Oh and mom says you really should come home more often love foggy
00:34:23You
00:34:28Moron I thought that he was with you and you come here to see where he is
00:34:33If I did know do you think that I'd come here you listen, where else could he be?
00:34:39My god, I just wish I knew
00:34:54We probably won't get off work there's some damn idiot still sitting outside I wish you'd go you better just forget it
00:35:03Wait, huh, you can make him leave what how's that? Sure make him angry. It's easy. Oh
00:35:11Me it's simple. Go ahead. Come on. Hurry. Hurry
00:35:24I
00:35:34You the kitchens closing is there anything you want you can't sit here we won't wait for you
00:35:45You got a death pay your check
00:35:48Yeah, please that's for
00:36:04Wait, wait, we're already closed here. So you've got a lead Oh
00:36:12Master
00:36:19Hold it tell me ever hear of a Sam seed. Ah
00:36:25You want Sam the seed easy all the kids know him
00:36:30so popular
00:36:32Food well, no
00:36:34Maybe then you could tell me where he is. Ah, if you want to know that would be hard for me to let on
00:36:41Because he's like a dragon
00:36:43Existing but no one knows where
00:36:46May I ask you what it is you want him for
00:36:49You want him to teach you drunken boxing?
00:36:51Too damn old ten years ago, perhaps
00:36:55Even monkeys reign without a tiger
00:36:59Wait until he sees my north drunken box
00:37:03Drunk fist listen, huh? I want two rooms. Ah
00:37:07and
00:37:08Order me one small cup
00:37:11It's Sam the seat
00:37:15Oh
00:37:29He must have ants in his pants wait up bring me some water
00:37:39Waiter water me bring you water go ask your wife
00:37:45Wait up you got a real sharp tongue
00:37:48Maybe hey heard you ordered a coffin. So what perhaps one's not enough
00:37:55Why is that why two bodies one coffins a bit of a squeeze?
00:38:05In that case perhaps you better use it
00:38:15Good guess then, you know Sam see I call him dad
00:38:19He won't call me son, but if I call him teacher, he won't call me student. Hmm. So can you believe that?
00:38:26Whether master or student dad or son, where's Sam see? Oh, I know where to find him
00:38:32But then again, I'll let you sweat a bit
00:38:35Maybe you should be taught a lesson just try
00:38:45Hey
00:39:01It's the same silly then you oughta look at game
00:39:08God you holding a cuff in his hand
00:39:12Oh
00:39:14There now your wine spill, oh no now watch this
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:55Better give up before you're finished
00:40:03Is that what you call a drunken fist then did you learn it from your teacher's wife better watch that mouth of yours
00:40:11Hey
00:40:13Oh
00:40:39Where's MC now you tell me
00:40:43You better speak fast
00:40:48Tell me I'll free you you kill me I won't be able to tell you
00:40:59Let him go
00:41:13Oh
00:41:19Let him go he'll lead us to Sam see
00:41:43I
00:42:14I
00:42:15Sam seed
00:42:16So we meet at last
00:42:20And who are you I'm cold Oh rubber leg. Oh a pleasure pleasure
00:42:27On a clear moon wine brings a clear day
00:42:34Sometimes drinking alone can bring tranquility
00:42:37I
00:42:40See let's have a drink together. Ah, you've got wine that I've got time
00:42:47Here's to you then
00:42:54White wine good stuff good stuff. I'll toast to you then
00:43:01Many thanks
00:43:04Ha ha
00:43:06Here's to you a real master perfect perfect, ah, you shouldn't say that I
00:43:21Didn't realize this old waste was flexible as that
00:43:28You should be more careful, thank you
00:43:34Yeah
00:43:41Forget it now. I'll be all right
00:43:45Hold that. Where's your cup gone?
00:43:48Relax never refuse a good wine slowly. Don't be so polite
00:43:58Okay, I won't be so polite
00:44:04If your glass at all times full no matter what life may give
00:44:13I'd ask the hour of the full moon before I'd ask for another drink
00:44:21Now you're wasting it here
00:44:24I
00:44:29Listen you come all this way just to meet me. There must be some reason for such a long journey
00:44:39Some seed style of drunken boxing is a legend. I just wanted to see it for myself
00:44:48Sometimes the legend may tell a lie
00:44:51Yeah, but I suppose I should admit I have never yet lost
00:44:59Some guys never learn their own weaknesses as a horse never sees its face. Am I right?
00:45:17Still there's nothing more worthy than a good wine
00:45:21Well, don't you let me stop you
00:45:51a
00:46:01Thousand drinks with you wouldn't suffice one way with you is too much. I
00:46:11Think maybe you're fed up
00:46:22And drunkenness isn't in the wine
00:46:43Don't be too upset
00:46:52Yeah
00:47:03It was the best I could get and you've gone and wasted it all
00:47:14Hey eat alone and starve drink alone and die
00:47:21I
00:47:51I
00:48:21Wine the world's mine
00:48:44Yeah, I
00:48:47I
00:48:49Guess we finish talking
00:48:57Got to gives a stranglehold on the throat
00:49:16a
00:49:24Drunk guard sleep on a cloud toast the day it is
00:49:46A
00:49:53Tax the soft belly of the swine you'll taste my feet
00:50:16Oh
00:50:27Rubber legs you use your legs not too bad, but now it's time that you opened your eyes
00:50:36Sam see you met my expectations
00:50:40More
00:50:44Got fat with a big pot
00:51:09Oh
00:51:40Oh
00:52:02Man you should be ashamed
00:52:10Don't wear this crap's ass
00:52:25You shouldn't have come here it was your misfortune old man now you'll die
00:52:31I
00:52:37Miss home goddess of sexy hips
00:52:56What's this kick my toes are women's style is useless
00:53:01I
00:53:26Is the last drop of wine to prepare for your death
00:53:31Oh
00:54:01Oh
00:54:19Dad how you feeling?
00:54:23Husband how are you? What's going on going on? You've been unconscious for days
00:54:31I was just resting
00:54:33I'm okay. The hell that you are conceited old bastard. You were beaten, but you won't admit it now
00:54:40Fuck yeah, go and get your father some medicine
00:54:50Why are you rushing
00:54:55You'll get to hell eventually
00:54:57There's no need to hurry
00:55:28Oh
00:55:41My god, are you a man or are you a ghost you almost scared me to death then you say a man I'm a man
00:55:48You say ghost and ghost. I'm pretty sick takes a ghost to know
00:55:58I'm waiting in a coffin to scare people. You should be put to death
00:56:07Hey, you just give that back to me, thanks for the gift
00:56:27I
00:56:37Maybe this stuff will make me better. It's not for you. It's for my father
00:56:57Oh
00:57:05Hey sick old bastard, you're gonna die anyway, give me the medicine and quickly
00:57:13I've given it back to you. Where is it on your right my right?
00:57:20left my right
00:57:25My right
00:57:27It's my right side then it's your left side
00:57:31left side
00:57:33All right is here just as well. Oh, you'd be dead
00:57:57Oh
00:58:20Hey you come on out here come on
00:58:28He really is dead
00:58:44Why scare people like that hey kid now listen, could you try to be a bit more quiet?
00:58:51Maybe quiet. You're a great one to talk. Listen, you stole my medicine and try to poison my dad
00:58:58that
00:59:00Your father did
00:59:02Is he well, he's pretty close. Is his face red? Has he got the shits as well? He has
00:59:10And he has cramp in his stomach and he got tired I went to sleep yes, yes, that's right
00:59:17Okay, no problem. Go home
00:59:21Wait, you said he's okay. What if he gets worse?
00:59:24If it happens come back again, huh, but what's the use of that then if he's dead?
00:59:30listen
00:59:32In the event he dies
00:59:34You'll be an orphan
00:59:36I'll become your father. So it's no big loss. Huh? Damn you
00:59:40I'll say this if your sickness doesn't kill you. Well, then someone else will
00:59:54Oh
01:00:24Perhaps without a doctor then you would have never been born. Huh? These bones are solid
01:00:51You'll be stiffer after death
01:01:02Thanks for one of my specialities
01:01:11My head it's killing me
01:01:21God oh
01:01:27Hey
01:01:29Where else does it hurt? I've got some good medicine. You like it. Yeah, I'm not that sick. I'm just damn pissed off
01:01:51Hey
01:02:03That mixture that you have just taken
01:02:06cure everything
01:02:08No problems at all
01:02:11Problem. Oh, I get it mother told me about sicknesses books magic illness and wine. You must be sickness
01:02:20But there you are then perhaps now you'll start to learn
01:02:28Doctor I guess I should call you uncle you should have before there now is not too late
01:02:35Uncle it said your four brothers have great Kung Fu. Is that really true?
01:02:40True, we have all learned a lot of styles
01:02:44Greatness is in talent talent must be learned
01:02:48Like books magic sickness and then comes wine, huh? Books are no good. I get lost in them
01:02:55idiot
01:03:09Where's the book
01:03:17Buddy
01:03:24Heavy bow
01:03:33Flashing brush cuts a granite
01:03:40So ruining the willows
01:03:42Oh
01:03:46Not much fun
01:04:12Oh
01:04:25That was getting very close small stuff you haven't seen anything yet
01:04:34What about wine
01:04:36Wine that is your father
01:04:39He really believes it will last that man is still living in a dream land and he's drunken boxing
01:04:46It'll be his end
01:04:49Uncle of the four styles which is best. Hmm, of course your father's
01:04:56Why is that foreigners read Chinese, huh? Yeah, they read it all backwards. Hmm
01:05:05Hmm
01:05:06Sick book magic wine make sure which comes first. Hmm. Well, maybe that's what happened with rubber legs
01:05:15Drunk fist has the same basis with two styles
01:05:20north and south
01:05:22Rubber legs has perfected the northern style and is champion
01:05:26He is also very cunning
01:05:28He took drunken boxing and mixed it with the Manda's style
01:05:34Rubber legs Manda's is deadly, especially with his ripping claw
01:05:41It can kill
01:05:44Even though his mantis is good. He's never met my sick go
01:05:54And he's not my match why is that I use claw
01:06:03Snatch
01:06:06Push
01:06:10There are many moves which are not quite so basic
01:06:16Anyone could finish him. Yeah, maybe you could teach me you
01:06:22I
01:06:23Know I don't have a chance that always says I'm stupid. No good with no talent
01:06:29Hey, you shouldn't talk like that we can cure your problem very quickly
01:06:36So you will teach me but then again, you better not let your dad know
01:06:59Have you had enough not yet
01:07:29Ha
01:07:59Oh
01:08:14Uncle it's cooked
01:08:18Lower I can't reach you
01:08:22Lower
01:08:25Ah
01:08:27Uncle I'm too tired
01:08:30If you want to beat rubber legs you must try hard
01:08:46Uncle it's always binker just for us to eat. Never mind
01:08:54Ah
01:09:01You're wasting it not if you catch it I
01:09:08Can't
01:09:09It won't break if you catch it, right?
01:09:12Uncle just plays with me being cured. It's too soft. Nobody could catch it
01:09:24You see it is possible you need it practice confidence to relax that's why you can't do it
01:09:46Gotta be a better way
01:09:54Watch
01:10:17Remember what I said about combining your power and your speed
01:10:21Power and speed
01:10:51Oh
01:11:17Hey
01:11:20The spirit controls your breath
01:11:38Breath gives you power
01:11:49Concentrate
01:12:19Oh
01:12:49Oh
01:13:19Oh
01:13:49It's rotten that's why
01:14:19Oh
01:14:34Just exercising you not case just look at you you at your age acting crazy like that
01:14:40Oh
01:14:48Well, hello
01:14:51Hmm and just where the hell have you been? Well, come on. Oh, that's it. I
01:14:59Been out. Hmm. Maybe this will teach you my matters claw
01:15:10I
01:15:40Just
01:16:10I
01:16:35Sick brother of mine is still playing tricks
01:16:40I
01:16:42I
01:16:44I
01:16:46I
01:17:08Well now the old drunk came out to get some fresh air you won't get away this time
01:17:16Go, why should I?
01:17:18My mantis is much better than yours care to try it
01:17:23Your son and wife will probably join good
01:17:28Put you all in the grave
01:17:31Just watch it happen
01:17:37Who are you
01:17:41Come on another debt collector
01:17:44Don't collect debts only collect lives whose life
01:17:48Sam the seed or his son
01:17:51You're mad. Although it's difficult to tell you certainly don't look like a killer
01:17:58Big talk, but let's see if you can fight
01:18:13I
01:18:26Believe you
01:18:43Now you can see the light well in spear
01:19:13And
01:19:19So what comes next
01:19:43Oh
01:19:54So it's you glad you came here
01:19:57Why is that?
01:19:59Saves me having to come and find you
01:20:01Fucking do you know him? Sure. I do
01:20:04Student of rubber legs try to kill me once and dad too if my teacher didn't save you you'll be stone dead now
01:20:11No way, but it's my turn now to teach you
01:20:28The best you can do
01:20:35Careful I'm not very good with spears
01:20:41I
01:20:55Went for that shoe you need the point
01:21:02Now start crawling tell me go ahead, but my master will finish them see
01:21:11Oh
01:21:28Sam seed that coffin it's for you
01:21:42Huh you saw I just saved your life
01:21:45Huh, you bastard. It's not your concern. You think I'm not good enough
01:21:52Well, then
01:21:53You feel like helping out?
01:21:55Don't worry. I only use my mouth not my fist. He can do it. Huh? Do I need a sick doctor?
01:22:11I
01:22:31Told you now stay out of this
01:22:42So you don't need help then where's the results how long to wait
01:22:59There's just one move left what's that you've run like hell drop dead
01:23:11Oh
01:23:16Father you okay that guy giving you trouble no problem
01:23:20Old drunk move aside that foggy fight. All right now. Don't you worry? I'll fix him
01:23:27Do you want to die I can do it so neither will you go quickly?
01:23:34Stupid after losing to my pupil you'll fight me. Hey
01:23:39Then it's my pleasure to send you both to hell
01:23:44You show off just whose spirit you think that is
01:23:50Your pupil was a real pushover now, he's a basket case Oh
01:23:58Hey pupil you do your best that you watch it. Don't let me lose face uncle. I won't disappoint you
01:24:08I
01:24:24You'll never escape me like that
01:24:39Check your phone
01:24:46Drunkard spells his cup
01:25:08Yeah
01:25:38Oh
01:26:08Oh
01:26:25These reflexes are really good
01:26:38Feeling dizzy then
01:27:09I
01:27:14Trouble I'll listen to it for you
01:27:22My god it stopped my hand
01:27:38I'll squash you like a bug
01:28:08I
01:28:15Thought that I told you not to get involved just because you're a show-off you're going to die
01:28:22Sam seed I haven't started to fight yet
01:28:38Oh
01:28:55Now listen you go crazy now go berserk and kill him can't you see that you're only wasting your breath
01:29:08I
01:29:38I
01:30:08I
01:30:29Wait crazy, I'm your father. Can't you see who I am? What's wrong with you?
01:30:38Oh
01:31:08You
01:31:38You
01:32:08You
01:32:38You
01:33:08You