[Funny, Horror] Amnesia- MONSTERS EVERYWHERE! D- - BLACK FOREST CASTLE V2. - Part 1

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Transcript
00:00How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie!
00:08Welcome to Black Forest, version 2.
00:11I have not played version 1, but we wake up in a bed, probably just masturbating, just saying.
00:15Alright, let's check here.
00:17Always gotta loot shit, it's the first thing you do. Loot your closet.
00:21Pick up your clothes, pick up your carpet, and let's go shop some milk.
00:26Alright, let's go carpet. Gotta go buy milk.
00:30Hey, this looks familiar. I don't trust this.
00:33What about you, Mr. Carpet? Why aren't you answering me, Mr. Carpet?
00:38Why's the carpet not talking? I don't understand.
00:40I don't- I can't untrust him!
00:44Oh, now I can.
00:46They're glued- oh wait.
00:49What's going on here? I didn't know that.
00:52Hello, baby.
00:54You're dead. You're so screwed. You can't untrust us anymore.
00:58Si.
00:59I don't trust-
01:02Okay, let's not go in there. That's a bad door. Let's go here.
01:06Oh, it's pretty nice.
01:08Wow, why didn't I sleep in here? This is much better.
01:11Enjoying some wine now, Mr. Chair? Yeah.
01:14It's pretty nice. It's pretty damn nice with wine and, you know, the fire.
01:17I could burn though, but gotta take it easy. I'm a chair.
01:20Chair mode...
01:22Activated.
01:24Alright, let's pick up the tinderbox.
01:27Oh! Oh! No! No!
01:30Mr. Chair! I totally bit it!
01:32Chair mode activated. Jesus Christ, don't pick me up!
01:35He could see you.
01:37Alright, I'm gonna check for you in there. Chair mode activated.
01:40Where is he?
01:42I don't trust- I knew it!
01:44I knew there was something wrong with you!
01:48I don't trust you.
01:51Did you see this, Mr. Carpet?
01:54Carpet, why aren't you talking to me? Seriously though.
01:58Did I do something wrong?
02:00Don't look at me like that, Mr. Carpet.
02:03I don't understand. Alright.
02:06Okay. We're good. I think. Why are you looking up? Okay.
02:11Let's check this door out.
02:14Huh. Pretty cozy.
02:16Actually, where I put this chair is kinda retarded.
02:19Alright. Bye, boxes!
02:21Get that- I found the secret! I knew it! I fucking knew it. Alright.
02:27It was you, wasn't it? Barrels! Okay.
02:30I knew it.
02:32Yeah! We got a lantern! We got a lantern!
02:37Come on, pick it up, dude. Alright. Let's go.
02:41Hey, caramba. So heavy.
02:44Okay.
02:46I think we're goo-
02:48I don't trust those.
02:50I don't trust you.
02:52And I don't trust you.
02:58You untrusted yourself.
03:00I don't like when you untrust yourself.
03:02Alright. Fine. Fine. It's good.
03:06I don't care. Hello?
03:08What's going on in here? Where's Stefano?
03:11Where is he? Who's hiding him from me?
03:15I don't want that stupid map. I want the key.
03:17Weinstein key.
03:19Stefano must have left it there for me.
03:22Barrel, get the hell-
03:24Alright.
03:26No. Alright. Good. Fine.
03:29Barrels.
03:31Secrets?
03:33No?
03:34I don't even know.
03:36Alright, let's go here. Ah, it's locked.
03:38Maybe here. No.
03:40Probably here.
03:42Okay.
03:44Wait, what does the journal say?
03:46Only eggs locked. Need to find a way another way forward.
03:48What? Nah.
03:50Alright, fine.
03:52Fine. I don't need your help.
03:54Stupid game. I hate games.
03:56I mean, I love- know what?
03:58Okay, maybe here.
04:00Yeah!
04:02Okay.
04:04Oh, wine! Look!
04:06This is very nice.
04:08Delirium.
04:10Very nice, yeah.
04:12Alright.
04:14This is not looking-
04:16Oh. Okay.
04:18This is not-
04:20Barrels.
04:22Better be careful.
04:24Okay.
04:26We're good.
04:28Why are there barrels everywhere?
04:30Why are you holding the castle?
04:32Barrels. Stop hiding.
04:34You can't hide from me, Barrels.
04:36You can't hide from me.
04:38I fucking hate you.
04:40I gotta-
04:42There.
04:44Okay.
04:46Close! Close!
04:48Bro! Bro! Bro!
04:50Bro! Bro! Bro! I'm stuck!
04:52Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
04:54Ah! Okay, go, go, go!
04:56Okay.
04:58Ah, la la!
05:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
05:02Ah! Back! Back! Back!
05:04Back! Back! Back! Back! Back! Back! Back!
05:06Barrels! Do something!
05:10We're good. We're good.
05:12Ah! We're not good! We're not-
05:14Ah! Okay, okay, okay.
05:16Fine. Ah, you stupid box!
05:18It was here! Barrels! Did you put the box there?
05:20You fucking barrel.
05:22Oh. Oh.
05:24Ah! Closet! Closet! Closet! Closet!
05:26Ah! Boxes!
05:28Ah! Closet!
05:30Yep, we're good.
05:36I think he knows where I am.
05:38Oh, that ass.
05:40Mm, that ass.
05:42Alright.
05:44Damn, girl.
05:46Nothing went my way there.
05:48Everything was fine.
05:50Oh, wow.
05:52Is he still out there?
05:54Ah, yep, he's still out there.
05:56He's been watching me.
05:58But it's tears without ash.
06:00Like, he's been working out, for sure.
06:02Like, butt exercises.
06:04I tried butt exercises. Not easy, bro.
06:06You gotta do, like, squeeze.
06:08And then release.
06:10He does that for a living. Holy shit, he's good.
06:14Is he still out there?
06:16Jesus Christ, cut me a break.
06:18Hello?
06:20Oh, fuck.
06:24Oh, fuck, it's so dark.
06:28I don't have anything?
06:30Let's go home, buddy.
06:32Go home.
06:36Is he going?
06:40Alright.
06:46Oh, sweet, tin box.
06:48Oh, why did I light that up?
06:50I didn't mean to click.
06:52Why isn't he going away?
06:54Oh, how many is it?
06:56Fuck, go home, buddy.
07:02Oh, oh, cool.
07:04No, no, no, open the door for me.
07:06Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
07:08Open the door for me.
07:12Oh.
07:14Okay, let's go and open the door.
07:16Yep, do your job, buddy.
07:18Bro, bro, open the door.
07:20Okay, good job, bro.
07:22Good job, stupid bro.
07:28Oh, man, he's such an idiot.
07:32No, don't come back, bro.
07:38I'm not here.
07:40Box is over there.
07:46Bro.
07:48I'm not.
07:50Go.
07:52Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
07:54Stupid son of a bitch.
07:58I got away so easily.
08:00Jesus Christ, he's stupid.
08:02Oh, no.
08:04How is it possible?
08:08What? What did I do?
08:10What did I do?
08:12Bro.
08:14Bro, bro, bro, bro.
08:16Bro, bro, bro.
08:18No, no, no, no.
08:20No, I'm gonna go.
08:22I'm gonna go, yep.
08:24Yes, sir, I'm gonna go.
08:26Yep, yep.
08:28Going back, sorry, bro.
08:30999 would be pretty sweet right now.
08:36Oh, fuck.
08:38I thought it was 999.
08:40Don't tell me he's in here.
08:42Don't tell me he's in here.
08:44How is it possible?
08:46Crowbar.
08:48Oh, I'm so screwed.
08:50I'm so screwed.
08:52Stop, stop.
08:54Oh, I knew it.
08:56I fucking knew it.
08:58Bro, he's hiding in the closet.
09:00Oh, he came out of the closet.
09:02Do you get it? I got you.
09:04Okay.
09:06Ah, ah, ah, ah.
09:08Ah, ah.
09:10Oh, no.
09:12Fucking wait, bro.
09:14Oh, my leg. I twisted my leg.
09:16Ah, what do we have to do?
09:18Ah, I gotta go back.
09:20Okay, bring it.
09:22I got a crowbar.
09:24Bells, don't you dare fucking tell me where I am.
09:26Him where I am.
09:28I swear to God, I'll fucking kill you.
09:32You fucking traitor.
09:36Oh, damn.
09:38This map is freaking crazy.
09:42Bros, I think I'm gonna end it here.
09:44Like and favorite
09:46and all that kind of stuff.
09:48And I'll be sure to
09:50make more video.
09:52Okay.
10:06Do something.
10:08No, no, no.
10:10Ah, ah.
10:12Ah, ah.

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