Kung Fu VS Acrobatic (aka Thunderbolt 1991) is a 1990 Hong Kong martial arts fantasy comedy film directed by Taylor Wong Tai-loi (黃泰來) and starring Andy Lau Tak-wah (刘德华), Natalis Chan Pak Cheung (陳百祥) and Joey Wong Cho-yee (王祖賢). The film is a homage to the 1964 martial arts film Buddha's Palm which starred Walter Cho Tat-wah (曹達華), who also acts in a supporting role in this film.
The film starts as Mo Tak-fai (Andy) and Lai Chi (Natalis) visit Mainland China and discover an ancient cave that houses what is supposed to be the makeshift tomb of the legendary martial artist Lung Kim-fei (Walter). The friends find an old kung fu book and practice some kung fu, which unintentionally breaks open a wall and releases a dormant Princess Wan-lo (Joey) and her Handmaiden Siu-man (楳小惠 Cutie Mui Siu-wai). Tak-fai and Lai Chi take the Princess and her Handmaiden back to Hong Kong with them, unaware that they are followed by the just-awakened evil warlord, Tin-chan (元華 Yuen Wah).
The film starts as Mo Tak-fai (Andy) and Lai Chi (Natalis) visit Mainland China and discover an ancient cave that houses what is supposed to be the makeshift tomb of the legendary martial artist Lung Kim-fei (Walter). The friends find an old kung fu book and practice some kung fu, which unintentionally breaks open a wall and releases a dormant Princess Wan-lo (Joey) and her Handmaiden Siu-man (楳小惠 Cutie Mui Siu-wai). Tak-fai and Lai Chi take the Princess and her Handmaiden back to Hong Kong with them, unaware that they are followed by the just-awakened evil warlord, Tin-chan (元華 Yuen Wah).
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00:01:00如来神掌 重现江湖 武林至尊 万汉今朝
00:01:30幸福 会自然地现 有精神 有多体验 学几招 可注册头脑点点 旧的天 旧的念念 想发现 你活在前人后面
00:02:00为何你睡醒了,睁开眼睛,还没发达?
00:02:11真是个混蛋,在这里等我跑不掉的时候,你才进来吓唬我
00:02:17今天是礼拜日吗?
00:02:18不是啊,早一天都是礼拜日
00:02:21打死人了,打死人了
00:02:33喂,叫你不要买前七了,现在搞得逼巴士
00:02:42不买?为什么要被人偷八次嗨快,偷七次绿灯?
00:02:46每天下班三个小时找位置,还要入标到十二点
00:02:50公司停车场收三十块钱一小时,你养得起吗?
00:02:54我养不起,我渾身都湿了
00:02:56我也湿了
00:02:57神经病
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00:03:10喂,喂,喂,要走快一点
00:03:18喂,司机,还没上车
00:03:24喂,司机,肥佬司机
00:03:31下学没份中,高堂中得正
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00:04:09I thought it was a mountain road.
00:04:11Actually, it's not that far.
00:04:14You take the train to Xi'an,
00:04:16take the bus for 7 hours,
00:04:18then walk for half a day,
00:04:20and then you can reach the top of the mountain on your own.
00:04:26I'll be the model for the English drama.
00:04:29What do you think?
00:04:30Wow!
00:04:31It looks so cool!
00:04:33If it's cool, I'll pay for it.
00:04:35Next week, I'll be at the conference hall to collect money for my mother.
00:04:39I'll give you $500 for 10 tickets.
00:04:42$500 for 10 tickets?
00:04:44That's $5000!
00:04:47Why is it so dark today?
00:04:51What's up, Brother Chi?
00:04:53Isn't Brother Gou here?
00:04:55Get in!
00:04:56Don't touch me!
00:04:57I'm afraid of blood.
00:04:58Let me go first.
00:05:02Brother Gou!
00:05:03Ouch!
00:05:08Of course, I'm not going to pay for someone else's treatment.
00:05:11I don't want to get beaten up.
00:05:18You're so ugly.
00:05:20You got beaten up again.
00:05:22Does it hurt?
00:05:24Of course it hurts.
00:05:25Nonsense.
00:05:27I can't help you. I'm sorry.
00:05:30Brother Gou.
00:05:31It's not fair that you got beaten up for me.
00:05:36Do you need to see a doctor?
00:05:40I've got an idea.
00:05:42What idea?
00:05:43I want to be a successful businessman.
00:05:45Nonsense.
00:05:46What nonsense?
00:05:48I'm going to the mainland this time.
00:05:50I'm going to start a private business.
00:05:53Is this the right way?
00:05:55Is it going to kill me?
00:05:56Just bear with it.
00:05:58I have to sit with all these people.
00:06:00I'm going to be beaten up.
00:06:03I'm going to die.
00:06:04Let's have a drink first.
00:06:07Where are we getting off?
00:06:10It's cold.
00:06:12This road looks like the road to Tibet.
00:06:15Yes, it does.
00:06:16It's cold again.
00:06:17It's cold again.
00:06:18It's cold again.
00:06:19Why is it so cold?
00:06:21I've done a lot of things.
00:06:23I can't bear it.
00:06:24I can't bear it.
00:06:29It's cold.
00:06:35I'm going to be a business man.
00:06:37You can't beat me.
00:06:40I've been talking to him for half an hour.
00:06:42I don't know what he's talking about.
00:06:45What did he say?
00:06:47He said this is the presidential suite.
00:06:49Are you crazy?
00:06:50It's better than this.
00:06:52Let's start a private business first.
00:06:53It's better than committing a crime.
00:06:55It's illegal.
00:06:56I don't care if it's illegal or not.
00:06:58Let's inform them first.
00:06:59Are you crazy?
00:07:00You can't inform them without a phone.
00:07:02They lent me a level one communication equipment.
00:07:07It's so advanced.
00:07:09It's absolutely secure.
00:07:11This is the transaction map.
00:07:16Can you do it?
00:07:17Of course.
00:07:25It's dangerous to come here at night.
00:07:28It's more dangerous than being poor.
00:07:34Comrades!
00:07:35Comrades!
00:07:36Where are you?
00:07:38We're here.
00:07:43They're all over there.
00:07:46Are you Mr Chi?
00:07:48Yes, I am.
00:07:49I'm here.
00:07:50I'm here.
00:07:51I'm here.
00:07:52I'm here.
00:07:53Are you Mr Chi?
00:07:54Yes, I am.
00:07:55I'm here.
00:07:56This is great.
00:07:59This is Han Dynasty horse.
00:08:01These are all Chinese national treasures.
00:08:07There are a few real ones.
00:08:09Yes.
00:08:10All the goods we sell are real.
00:08:12There are no fake ones.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14I only have some fake ones.
00:08:16I'll take them back to Hong Kong and sell them to Hong Kong people.
00:08:19There are no fake ones here.
00:08:20Only real ones.
00:08:21If these are real, then they're Chinese national treasures.
00:08:24Don't buy them.
00:08:25If you get arrested, you'll be shot.
00:08:27Who knows?
00:08:28We know.
00:08:30Come on.
00:08:31Go.
00:08:32Hurry up.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:34Come on.
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01:01:04Let me take off my clothes.
01:01:19You go first.
01:01:21How can you kill them in an hour?
01:01:25The few who are against me must die.
01:01:30I mean you must be punished fairly and generously.
01:01:35Nonsense!
01:01:38I love you with all my heart.
01:01:41Even if I have to wait another 700 years, I want you.
01:01:45I don't want you.
01:01:47Hsieh, get the tools and help me.
01:01:52Hsieh!
01:01:55Long live the Emperor!
01:02:01I haven't started yet and you've already started.
01:02:05Long Jianfei!
01:02:12Uncle Long, Hsieh is over there.
01:02:15I'm not Uncle Long, I'm Uncle Gu.
01:02:19How dare you!
01:02:22Don't use your master's name to threaten me.
01:02:27I know you're Long Jianfei.
01:02:30I told you I'm not Uncle Long.
01:02:33Why are you laughing?
01:02:36Give me a gun.
01:02:41Even Uncle Long is using weapons.
01:02:44Who are they?
01:02:46How dare they!
01:02:48I'm the only one left.
01:02:51He said he was a martial artist.
01:02:54What are you talking about?
01:02:56Don't ask so many questions.
01:02:59He thinks you're Long Jianfei.
01:03:02Is he really that stupid?
01:03:04He knows you're a scoundrel.
01:03:08You have good taste.
01:03:11I didn't want to get involved.
01:03:13Now that you know who I am,
01:03:16I don't want to expose my real identity.
01:03:20You'd better help me to get rid of them.
01:03:23I'll help you.
01:03:27I'll practice my skills to the ninth level.
01:03:30Don't worry.
01:03:32I'm not afraid of any martial artist.
01:03:37Who are you?
01:03:39Who are you?
01:03:41Are you trying to scare me?
01:04:00Get the gun!
01:04:09Get the gun!
01:04:32It's a trap!
01:04:39It's a trap!
01:05:05Tian Sanjiao!
01:05:09Tian Sanjiao!
01:05:16Impressive!
01:05:18It's not over yet.
01:05:22It's over!
01:05:31Master Long, you're really good.
01:05:34Don't mention it.
01:05:36Just three words and they're gone.
01:05:42I'll deal with Tian Sanjiao later.
01:05:45You want to run away now?
01:05:52Why is he so strong?
01:05:59Tian Sanjiao, we can't reveal our martial arts...
01:06:02in front of so many people.
01:06:04Master Long, you're right.
01:06:07What do you think we should do?
01:06:10I agree.
01:06:12Let's talk upstairs.
01:06:15All right.
01:06:18Master Long, I must find Princess Yun Luo.
01:06:21Tian Sanjiao, you're too slow.
01:06:24Do you know why I have to stay in Hong Kong...
01:06:28instead of going anywhere else?
01:06:30Why?
01:06:31This place is full of beauties.
01:06:34Girls like Yun Luo are all over the place.
01:06:37You don't believe me?
01:06:49You two!
01:06:51Get all the beauties back here!
01:06:54You don't have to look for girls in this day and age.
01:06:57As long as you have money, they'll come to you.
01:07:00Good idea!
01:07:04He says it's a good idea.
01:07:08Tomorrow, you two will go to the bank with me...
01:07:11and get 30,000 taels of gold back.
01:07:14No, we can't.
01:07:19If you don't go, I'll kill you.
01:07:23It's a trap.
01:07:25That's right.
01:07:26A better idea would be to ask you to catch a bug.
01:07:34Eat this!
01:07:38You mean I'm a bug catcher?
01:07:40Nonsense!
01:07:43Eat it!
01:07:45What kind of bug is it?
01:07:47It's a bug.
01:07:49Eat it and if you want to escape,
01:07:52I'll break your bones.
01:07:53No, don't hit me.
01:07:56You'll rot in hell.
01:08:01How did you manage to get rid of the bug?
01:08:04I'm so lucky!
01:08:09You're lucky?
01:08:11I have a bigger one.
01:08:24Dad, help me!
01:08:30Young people these days are so narrow-minded.
01:08:34They're afraid of death.
01:08:36How dare they call me Dad!
01:08:51Eat it!
01:08:54Master Long, let's go to the bank tomorrow, okay?
01:09:00No.
01:09:02Starting tomorrow, I'll be in seclusion for 10 years.
01:09:06I'll be the 10th Chief of the Yulai Sect.
01:09:09In these 10 years,
01:09:11you'll be the first to see me.
01:09:20Master Long,
01:09:21is what you said true?
01:09:24Yes, it's true.
01:09:26It's a deal.
01:09:28We'll meet again.
01:09:36We'll meet again.
01:09:38I won't let him see my flag.
01:09:42My legs are shaking.
01:09:45Do we have to do this?
01:09:47Of course.
01:09:48We're robbing a bank.
01:09:50What if we get caught?
01:09:55Are we there yet?
01:09:57This one.
01:09:59This is the biggest one.
01:10:01Okay, you two go and get 30,000 taels.
01:10:05Really?
01:10:07If you don't go, I'll kill you.
01:10:11What do we do?
01:10:13Let's pack up.
01:10:18We don't have to fight.
01:10:20We have our own room.
01:10:23This is our room card.
01:10:27Move aside.
01:10:29Watch this.
01:10:42I'll teach him a lesson.
01:10:44I'll beat him up.
01:10:46Give me the money.
01:10:49I'll get the money.
01:10:53You're really good.
01:10:55Give me the money.
01:10:57Let me try.
01:11:08Give me the money.
01:11:14You won't give me the money?
01:11:16I'll catch you and teach you a lesson.
01:11:29Where did he go?
01:11:31He's really good. He's fast.
01:11:46He's mine.
01:11:48He's mine.
01:11:54He can't catch up with us. Let's go.
01:12:08Are you okay?
01:12:16He's really good.
01:12:18He can't catch up with us.
01:12:20What do we do now?
01:12:22Let's go and find him.
01:12:24We can't let him die.
01:12:26I'll take care of it.
01:12:31You're back.
01:12:33Why did you run away?
01:12:35It's against the law.
01:12:37It's against the law?
01:12:39What law? I'm the biggest.
01:12:42The biggest in Hong Kong.
01:12:43The biggest in Hong Kong?
01:12:45What Hong Kong?
01:12:47The biggest in Hong Kong.
01:12:49Take me with you.
01:12:51When I catch him, I'll be in charge of Hong Kong.
01:12:54What do we do?
01:12:56Let's go.
01:12:58Hurry up.
01:13:06Honey, did you like my English play last night?
01:13:09My ears are itching.
01:13:12Awesome.
01:13:14Let's go.
01:13:19Who is he?
01:13:21He's the mayor of Hong Kong.
01:13:23I'm the mayor of Hong Kong?
01:13:25Yes.
01:13:27Look at his uniform.
01:13:31He's a court official.
01:13:34Mummy!
01:13:35Mummy!
01:13:38Miao Jiang.
01:13:40The Seven-Coloured Girl with the Blue Face.
01:13:42Yes. Be careful.
01:13:44Mummy!
01:13:47Big brother.
01:13:49Liu Qing.
01:13:51Take me with you.
01:13:53Don't kill me.
01:13:55If you break the law,
01:13:57I'll be your master.
01:13:59If you break the law,
01:14:01I'll be your slave.
01:14:03If you break the law,
01:14:05I'll be your brother.
01:14:07You'll be rich.
01:14:18Hello, B.
01:14:20I'm a newbie.
01:14:27I'm Hu Kedong.
01:14:35I'm a newbie.
01:15:01Great!
01:15:02You really think you're in Guangdong?
01:15:05Call the police.
01:15:09What are you doing?
01:15:11Talking on the phone.
01:15:13Talking on the phone?
01:15:15I'm talking to Mr Long.
01:15:17Talking?
01:15:19Mr Long is in seclusion.
01:15:21I'm talking to him in seclusion.
01:15:27Hello.
01:15:29Mr Long.
01:15:30Mr Long.
01:15:32We're waiting for you at the top of the mountain.
01:15:35We're waiting for you.
01:15:37Don't keep me in suspense.
01:15:40You take care of yourself.
01:15:42You miss Tianchan?
01:15:44I'll bring her to you.
01:15:46Don't do that.
01:15:50Don't ignore me.
01:15:52I won't wake you up
01:15:54if you don't talk to me
01:15:56like you used to.
01:16:00Don't be so heartless.
01:16:02Remember that.
01:16:04I'll call the police for you.
01:16:06I'll wait for you.
01:16:08I'll wait for you.
01:16:10Mr Long, you're here again.
01:16:12We're here to celebrate.
01:16:14Celebrate?
01:16:17We've arrived at the top of the mountain.
01:16:22Listen up.
01:16:24You're surrounded.
01:16:26You have no chance to escape.
01:16:29Put down your weapons.
01:16:32Release all hostages.
01:16:34Surrender.
01:16:36All right.
01:16:39We're here.
01:16:46Tianchan is on our side.
01:16:49Don't leave.
01:16:51Don't be a burden.
01:16:53Don't beat the drum.
01:16:55We won't leave.
01:16:56This is the last warning.
01:16:58If you don't surrender
01:17:00in five seconds,
01:17:02we'll use force.
01:17:04Five.
01:17:06Four.
01:17:08Three.
01:17:10Two.
01:17:12One.
01:17:14Go!
01:17:26Go!
01:17:45Commander calling UNB.
01:17:47Answer me.
01:17:49Commander calling UNB.
01:17:51Answer me.
01:17:53Commander calling UNB.
01:17:54Answer me.
01:17:56Commander calling UNB.
01:17:58Answer me.
01:18:00There are 40 terrorists in the house.
01:18:03They're armed with modern weapons.
01:18:06The police don't rule out the possibility
01:18:09of the British army's reinforcements.
01:18:12There's a hero in the army.
01:18:15He's a hero.
01:18:17He's a hero.
01:18:19He's a hero.
01:18:21He's a hero.
01:18:22He's a hero.
01:18:26Miss, you can't go in.
01:18:28My boyfriend is in the house.
01:18:30Let us in.
01:18:32Tianchan is powerful.
01:18:34You can't beat him.
01:18:36What's going on?
01:18:38We didn't mean to.
01:18:40He's a martial arts expert.
01:18:42He's not afraid of bullets.
01:18:44Miss, you watch too much TV.
01:18:46I'm serious.
01:18:48It's those two.
01:18:50Who are you?
01:18:52We're from Shinhwa.
01:18:54Mr. Yan is the leader of the special forces.
01:18:57He suspects the terrorist is one of them.
01:19:00One of them?
01:19:02Impossible.
01:19:04We couldn't get out.
01:19:06There are at least 40 terrorists in there.
01:19:11Sir, the bullets are ready.
01:19:13Shoot.
01:19:15It's too dangerous.
01:19:23It's too dangerous.
01:19:34The terrorists are so powerful.
01:19:36Why didn't you shoot them?
01:19:38It's all your fault.
01:19:40My husband is in there.
01:19:42How do you know who's in there?
01:19:45Don't worry.
01:19:47I'll find a way to save him.
01:19:49I can sneak into the palace.
01:19:50But I can't find Tianchan.
01:19:52I'll go in and try to find her.
01:19:56Oh, my God!
01:20:12The special forces are after Tianchan.
01:20:15They'll kill us if they see us.
01:20:17They're after Tianchan?
01:20:18What's going on?
01:20:20It's crazy.
01:20:22They've been watching her for over 10 hours.
01:20:30Who's that woman? She's so ugly.
01:20:35They saw us. Let's go.
01:20:37You want to go?
01:20:48Kill me.
01:20:54She's been watching TV.
01:20:56She'll see anyone who appears on TV.
01:21:00Zhou Yunfa.
01:21:02No.
01:21:04It's me.
01:21:06She'll see anyone who appears on TV.
01:21:08It's me.
01:21:17Yingluo.
01:21:20Tianchan.
01:21:22What do you want to tell me?
01:21:24Look at my watch.
01:21:26I'll count to three.
01:21:30You'll be tired.
01:21:32You'll sleep soundly.
01:21:34Go to sleep.
01:21:39Go to sleep.
01:21:41Go to sleep.
01:21:43Go to sleep.
01:21:45Shh.
01:21:47Go to sleep.
01:21:49Go to sleep.
01:21:50Sit.
01:22:05Ah!
01:22:06Wait, wait, wait.
01:22:12Wait, wait, wait.
01:22:14Wait a second!
01:22:15It's gone, it's gone.
01:22:20I can't leave, I have a stomach ache.
01:22:23Don't worry, let's go.
01:22:27Your Majesty, someone is trying to escape.
01:22:29He's trying to escape.
01:22:32How dare you use the magic of the ghost.
01:22:40Let's go.
01:22:41Don't be afraid.
01:22:42You won't have a stomach ache.
01:22:43What?
01:22:44His bone is in my stomach.
01:22:47Then we can leave.
01:22:49Let's go.
01:22:52Don't close the door.
01:22:57Why did you go against me?
01:22:58I didn't.
01:22:59Don't move.
01:23:00Don't move.
01:23:03Listen to me.
01:23:08Fire, fire.
01:23:18Master Yim, do you have a way to save him?
01:23:23His leg is too weak.
01:23:25I don't have a way to save him.
01:23:27The only way to save him...
01:23:29is to use a special function.
01:23:32It's called transfer.
01:23:34We can transfer his leg strength to the four of us.
01:23:38With our power,
01:23:39each of us can transfer one-fourth of his leg strength.
01:23:42That should be enough.
01:23:44But,
01:23:45when we're working,
01:23:46we shouldn't have clothes on our backs.
01:23:50We don't want to block the air flow.
01:23:53Master Yim,
01:23:54I have the most power.
01:23:56Of course I'm the last one.
01:23:57If you can handle it,
01:23:58it won't be my turn.
01:24:24Master Yim.
01:24:37Master Yim.
01:24:41Master Yim.
01:24:53Oh.
01:24:56Oh.
01:25:03Master Yim,
01:25:04I beg you.
01:25:05Please teach me how to transfer.
01:25:07Let me transfer all the money into my pocket.
01:25:10I'd love to.
01:25:12But,
01:25:13I haven't succeeded.
01:25:15What?
01:25:17The Chinese Communist Party...
01:25:20has created a new function.
01:25:22It's called self-breathing.
01:25:25It increases the energy of food...
01:25:27tenfold or even a hundredfold.
01:25:31It's more powerful than normal people,
01:25:34but it's limited to our own strength.
01:25:38Our special function is different.
01:25:41What's different?
01:25:42Humans are full of energy.
01:25:45According to Einstein,
01:25:46the law of immutability,
01:25:48when a person dies,
01:25:49he must leave behind energy.
01:25:51The place with the most energy...
01:25:53is the grave.
01:25:55Do pigs leave behind energy?
01:25:57You can eat them all.
01:25:58Otherwise,
01:25:59you wouldn't have so much energy.
01:26:01You've been eating pork all the time.
01:26:02You're going to be as stupid as a pig.
01:26:04Are you going to watch me eat?
01:26:06No.
01:26:07Our special function...
01:26:09is that we don't have to rely on food.
01:26:11Through a special method,
01:26:12we can use our special function...
01:26:13to attract the animals around us.
01:26:15We can attract the energy of the outside world.
01:26:17Watch this.
01:26:43What kind of energy can a giant star absorb?
01:26:45That's not it.
01:26:46Some energy doesn't dissipate.
01:26:48Normal people call it a ghost.
01:26:52What are you talking about?
01:26:53I called it out to show you.
01:26:56You don't believe me, do you?
01:26:57Watch this.
01:26:59Mayazamashi.
01:27:13Mayazamashi.
01:27:19Even a ghost can do that.
01:27:27I'm going to kill you.
01:27:36Are you dead?
01:27:43I'm going to kill you.
01:27:55Are you dead?
01:28:09I'm going to kill you.
01:28:11I'm going to kill you.
01:28:13I'm going to kill you.
01:28:17Are you all right?
01:28:23Ah Fai.
01:28:25The only martial art you can use against Mayazamashi...
01:28:28is the Ninth-Colored Manjushri.
01:28:31But that year,
01:28:33the Fire God passed away after 60 years.
01:28:37At the same time, he ate the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Turtle...
01:28:41which increased his power by 100 years.
01:28:44That's a total of 160 years.
01:28:46And you only ate half of the Ancient Elixir.
01:28:49You only have 25 years of power.
01:28:51That's enough.
01:28:52But you only have about 10 years of power left.
01:28:55You've mastered the Ninth-Colored Manjushri.
01:28:58The only way to do that is to absorb the power of the outside world.
01:29:02What's the secret to absorbing the power of the outside world?
01:29:06I'll teach you a mantra.
01:29:09Namaste.
01:29:12And your Ninth-Colored Manjushri...
01:29:15should be effective.
01:29:17I want to learn that too.
01:29:19You can't.
01:29:20You have a weak bone.
01:29:21You ate pork for dinner.
01:29:22You even ate a pig's body.
01:29:24By the way, Master Yan.
01:29:26Do you mean that after learning the mantra...
01:29:29you can absorb the power of the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Turtle?
01:29:32Theoretically, there's no problem.
01:29:35But in reality...
01:29:38What?
01:29:39There's no problem.
01:29:41There's no problem?
01:29:43Shut up.
01:29:55You have to eat the Hanfeng Bun.
01:29:57You have to eat so many Hanfeng Buns...
01:29:59to defeat Tiancai.
01:30:02What?
01:30:04Tiancai.
01:30:06I've eaten a lot of Hanfeng Buns.
01:30:08Tonight.
01:30:09Now.
01:30:10Now.
01:30:11At the top of the mountain.
01:30:12At the top of the mountain.
01:30:13At the satellite station.
01:30:14At the satellite station.
01:30:15We'll fight to the death.
01:30:31Tiancai.
01:30:43Tiancai will be here soon.
01:30:44Be careful.
01:30:49Xiaoman.
01:30:50What?
01:30:52I've been thinking about it for a long time.
01:30:55But I don't have the courage to say it.
01:30:58If you want to say something, just say it.
01:31:01No one will laugh at you.
01:31:04I'm afraid that if I don't say it now...
01:31:07I won't have a chance to say it.
01:31:11If you want to say it, just say it.
01:31:14I want to leave first.
01:31:16No.
01:31:18Have you finished practising Master Yan's spells?
01:31:21I've just absorbed some energy.
01:31:23Now I'm full of energy.
01:31:25Then I'll do it.
01:31:26Your head will hurt.
01:31:29Where's Tiancai?
01:31:31Remember.
01:31:32No matter what happens, don't come out.
01:31:35Do you understand?
01:31:36Listen to me.
01:31:52I'll marry you as soon as I defeat Tiancai.
01:31:55Don't you want me to be older than you?
01:31:57You're older than me. How old are you?
01:31:59768 years old.
01:32:02Okay.
01:32:03We'll talk about it later.
01:32:13Tiancai.
01:32:25Tiancai.
01:32:41What's so great about it?
01:32:43It's just a piece of ice.
01:32:45It's just a piece of ice.
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01:34:56You won't be able to do it.
01:35:01Go to hell!
01:35:20Ting-Lun!
01:35:26Ting-Lun!
01:35:35I'm going to kill you!
01:35:40I'm going to kill you!
01:35:44Kill you!
01:35:56Man-Fung!
01:36:27Tien-San!
01:36:36Tien-San!
01:36:56Please come and help.
01:36:59Sir, I want to talk to my friend.
01:37:03I'll be right there.
01:37:12Thank you.
01:37:14Tien-San, we're here to see you off.
01:37:16These calories and burgers are for you.
01:37:18Thank you.
01:37:19Take care.
01:37:20You're so nice to me.
01:37:22I won't forget you.
01:37:24I'll come and see you again.
01:37:27Don't you dare!
01:37:54THE END
01:38:24THE END