전체 영화 My Wife Is 18 2002
My Wife Is 18 (simplified is a 2002 Hong Kong comedy romance film directed by James Yuen Sai-sang (阮世生). A prequel to My Sassy Hubby (2012). The key casts are Ekin Cheng Yee-kin (鄭伊健) as Thirteen Cheung Sap Sam, Charlene Choi Cheuk-yin (蔡卓妍) as Yoyo Ma Suk-ling and Bernice Liu Bik-yi (廖碧兒) as Miss Lee.
In order to appease their mothers, 30-year-old Thirteen is getting married to 18-year-old Yoyo in London. Yoyo returns to Hong Kong to study and Thirteen continues his work in London. The marriage is kept a complete secret. But things become complicated when Thirteen returns to Hong Kong looking for work, and winds up teaching at Yoyo's School. Although Yoyo is enraged, she still keeps their secret. As the one-year mark of their marriage approaches, will the love in their hearts overrule their urge for divorce?
In order to appease their mothers, 30-year-old Thirteen is getting married to 18-year-old Yoyo in London. Yoyo returns to Hong Kong to study and Thirteen continues his work in London. The marriage is kept a complete secret. But things become complicated when Thirteen returns to Hong Kong looking for work, and winds up teaching at Yoyo's School. Although Yoyo is enraged, she still keeps their secret. As the one-year mark of their marriage approaches, will the love in their hearts overrule their urge for divorce?
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00:00:29Miss, ready?
00:00:311, 2, 3
00:00:34Wow, that's not good
00:00:40One more time, ready?
00:00:43Miss, can you be more serious?
00:00:48Ready?
00:00:51Wow, are you kidding me?
00:00:54I just want my ID photo to be special
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00:01:28Oh, gosh.
00:01:31Ma, who are you looking for?
00:01:45They're looking for the girl.
00:01:49The girl?
00:01:51The girl.
00:01:52Do you have any luggage to mail?
00:01:56Miss Ma, are you in the window seat or the back seat?
00:02:00Actually, I want to upgrade, so I came later.
00:02:04The economy seats should be full.
00:02:07There are two flights tonight, so there's still room.
00:02:15Actually, I have a very special reason for you to upgrade.
00:02:19Actually, I'm going to Shanghai this time, so I might get married.
00:02:23You're only 18.
00:02:25Can't I get married when I'm 18?
00:02:27Forget it, let's not talk about marriage.
00:02:29Let's celebrate my 18th birthday this year.
00:02:33You should upgrade me.
00:02:44I'll try to ask my manager for you.
00:02:49Sorry, Miss Ma, I made you wait so long.
00:02:51It's okay now.
00:02:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:02:56Thank you, bye-bye.
00:02:58Thank you very much.
00:03:19A matter of respect for a disabled person.
00:03:22Have you nothing to say?
00:03:28I'm sorry, I did the research.
00:03:31But I don't think I really know women.
00:03:38I told you eight years ago.
00:03:40There are so many subjects for you to choose from,
00:03:42but you still have to study women's psychology.
00:03:45I know you're a womanizer.
00:03:47No, I want to talk to her.
00:03:49Hey, don't waste your breath.
00:03:53Even if I give you water, it's no use.
00:03:55It's all rotten inside.
00:04:00Eight years.
00:04:02I can't even finish my master's degree in eight years.
00:04:11Hey, why did you throw that file away?
00:04:13This is yours.
00:04:15Oh, sorry.
00:04:19Thirteen, think of something new.
00:04:22I told you I wouldn't change my thesis.
00:04:24I've been doing it for eight years.
00:04:26It's not about the thesis, it's about women.
00:04:29You need to find a new woman to have new energy.
00:04:34That's right.
00:04:36My family wants to see me tomorrow.
00:04:38Really? Good.
00:04:39Hurry up and marry a woman.
00:04:41Study her day and night.
00:04:43I'm sure you'll understand women.
00:04:46Even if you're a fat guy, you're already married.
00:04:53Let's drink tea.
00:04:54Let's drink tea.
00:04:55Let's drink tea.
00:04:59When Yoyo was little, I helped her change the film.
00:05:02I didn't expect her to be so big now.
00:05:04Sister Yim Lan, you're 13 years old.
00:05:06You'll be 30 this year.
00:05:07That's right.
00:05:09If one of us is a man,
00:05:11we'll definitely be a couple.
00:05:12Don't make it this generation.
00:05:14Let's drink tea.
00:05:15We'll definitely be born in the same year.
00:05:17But you don't want to be a man,
00:05:19so Yoyo and 13 are 12 years apart.
00:05:23She's the one who doesn't want to be a man.
00:05:25Let's drink tea.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27Mom,
00:05:28Yoyo is your niece.
00:05:30See if you like her.
00:05:32Mom is only 93 years old,
00:05:34but she's still very pretty.
00:05:36Yoyo, get up.
00:05:38Turn around and show me.
00:05:40Good girl.
00:05:42What are you looking at?
00:05:44Get up and turn around.
00:05:45Slowly.
00:05:46Hurry up.
00:05:48Slowly.
00:05:53Good girl.
00:05:54You're so pretty.
00:05:56Good girl.
00:05:58Good girl.
00:06:01Let's drink tea.
00:06:02Let's drink tea.
00:06:04Is Yoyo okay?
00:06:06She was fine before.
00:06:08Good girl.
00:06:11Good girl.
00:06:31I'm sorry.
00:06:32I have to go.
00:06:33Yoyo.
00:06:34You're so rude.
00:06:39Anna.
00:06:41Anna.
00:06:46Where are you going?
00:06:47How did your exam go?
00:06:52Let's get married.
00:06:53I'll take my mom and grandma to the streets.
00:06:55No, 13.
00:06:56We're not going to get married.
00:06:57What do you mean?
00:07:00In the five years I've been with you,
00:07:02do you know how many men I've been in a relationship with?
00:07:06Nine.
00:07:08I didn't know.
00:07:11I didn't want to hurt you.
00:07:12I was going to wait until you finished your master's degree to tell you.
00:07:15But I didn't know you couldn't get a job.
00:07:27Nine men.
00:07:29And two women.
00:07:38But I still want you to be my girlfriend.
00:07:53I'm sorry.
00:07:54I'm here.
00:07:59Give me less baby patches.
00:08:05You've been to Hong Kong to see Yoyo?
00:08:07What are you talking about?
00:08:09Let me make it clear.
00:08:10At this time, I absolutely do not believe
00:08:12that only marriage is such a ridiculous thing.
00:08:14Besides, I used to have a girlfriend.
00:08:16Piggy?
00:08:17Yes, we broke up.
00:08:19Was she cheated on?
00:08:21Today we are discussing this issue, so I won't answer you.
00:08:24I don't understand.
00:08:27Let me tell you.
00:08:29Since China overthrew the Manchu government,
00:08:32love is free.
00:08:34The distance between you and me is too far.
00:08:36It's impossible.
00:08:38Okay?
00:08:39Hey.
00:08:41I really want to marry you.
00:08:44Why do you hate me so much?
00:08:49I'm just kidding, baby.
00:08:55My parents only have me, so they love me a lot.
00:08:58My parents love me a lot too.
00:09:00I said I wanted to study in Hong Kong,
00:09:02but they didn't listen to me.
00:09:03I have another wife.
00:09:04When I was four years old,
00:09:06she saved me from the fire.
00:09:09It even boiled.
00:09:10How did it boil?
00:09:12It was so hot that it didn't boil.
00:09:14I...
00:09:15You...
00:09:16Don't go.
00:09:17I'm telling the truth.
00:09:18It was so bad.
00:09:19My back was burnt.
00:09:20I even lost my tailbone.
00:09:21Then what do you want to say?
00:09:23I want to make it clear.
00:09:25What do you want to say?
00:09:26Tell her you can't get a job,
00:09:27tell her grandma,
00:09:28and she'll let your girlfriend cheat on you?
00:09:30That's the truth.
00:09:32Your grandma drank a cup of tea.
00:09:34She spilled half of it.
00:09:36Do you think she'll believe you?
00:09:38But I'm so useless.
00:09:39She said I'm so useless.
00:09:40So what?
00:09:46Hey!
00:09:47What is it?
00:09:49Can you handle it on your own?
00:09:54Of course I can.
00:09:55I'm 30 years old.
00:09:56I'm an adult.
00:10:03Hey, 13!
00:10:07Remember to tell them
00:10:09you don't know how to let go.
00:10:11Got it?
00:10:2513!
00:10:27Let's get married!
00:10:32Let's get married!
00:10:43What did you say?
00:10:47I was just kidding.
00:10:51Can't you handle it?
00:10:53Ah.
00:10:59Unless you have a forced marriage,
00:11:02I'll marry you.
00:11:07How can you marry me?
00:11:09You'll have a cat when you graduate.
00:11:13I've never had a cat when I was a kid.
00:11:16You just can't handle it.
00:11:19Why do you have to be so stubborn?
00:11:22It's fine as long as you're happy.
00:11:25Is it okay to have a forced marriage?
00:11:30Hurry up, the wedding is about to start.
00:11:32Ah.
00:11:38Let's get married.
00:11:39Come on.
00:11:51...to remind them of the vow and covenant
00:11:53which they have made this day.
00:11:55In Christ our Lord.
00:11:56Amen.
00:12:14It's done.
00:12:15Let me tell you one more time.
00:12:17Listen up.
00:12:19I, Leung,
00:12:20and Yi-Lin will get a divorce.
00:12:22Both parties will not be allowed to have sex with each other.
00:12:25Let's sign the papers.
00:12:34What's wrong?
00:12:37We've been married for so long.
00:12:39Do you have to do this?
00:12:40Can't you just keep it?
00:12:41Yi-Lin.
00:12:43I'll use this document as a proof.
00:12:45I'll see you at the back.
00:12:47Okay, I finally got my wife out of trouble.
00:12:50Be careful.
00:12:52It's easy to fall in love.
00:12:56You're really...
00:12:58Hey, stop right there!
00:13:04Hey.
00:13:05You don't seem to have kissed me yet.
00:13:08I'm just pretending.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14I got you, you idiot.
00:13:17I'm so...
00:13:19Yeah!
00:13:20I'm telling you, you can't do this to me.
00:13:24Got it?
00:13:26I can't.
00:13:28I'm the best.
00:13:29I'm the best.
00:13:30I'm the best.
00:13:44What's your problem?
00:13:50I'm using my phone to take the papers.
00:13:55What?
00:13:57Are you dating Maggie's wife?
00:14:00Wow.
00:14:01Maggie's pretty good at this.
00:14:04What do you want me to do?
00:14:08I don't care.
00:14:09Do it yourself.
00:14:10I'm going to be late for school.
00:14:12I'll be right back.
00:14:34What's going on?
00:14:36What's going on? Wait for me!
00:14:43Good morning, Miss.
00:14:45Go home early next time.
00:14:52You're late again.
00:14:59What's going on? Miss, open the door!
00:15:03Miss!
00:15:05Hurry, she's fainted.
00:15:08Miss, what's wrong?
00:15:09She fainted when she was walking.
00:15:12She's bleeding. I carried her here.
00:15:15You're the one who was bleeding last time.
00:15:18No, she was the one who was bleeding.
00:15:21I was the one who was bleeding last time.
00:15:23Do you need a doctor?
00:15:25No, I'm fine.
00:15:27Don't faint next time.
00:15:29Get out of the way!
00:15:31Hurry!
00:15:32Miss!
00:15:33What's going on?
00:15:38Miss!
00:15:42What's going on?
00:15:44She's fainted!
00:15:46She's fainted!
00:15:49Girls, two choices.
00:15:51I'll give you 15 seconds.
00:15:53Either go back to the classroom, or wait for me at the office.
00:15:56Start the countdown.
00:15:58Move!
00:16:02Move!
00:16:05Five seconds left.
00:16:07Five, four, three, two, one.
00:16:12I'm in charge of psychology.
00:16:14But I don't know how to teach psychology.
00:16:16So I'm in charge of ethics.
00:16:18I don't want to listen to you guys.
00:16:22I'm afraid you guys got it wrong.
00:16:24Why do I have to spend so much money to live alone?
00:16:28It's only $3,000.
00:16:30I don't care.
00:16:32I'm going to send it right now.
00:16:35If I send it, I'll burn it.
00:16:39I don't care if I burn it.
00:16:41I don't care if I burn it.
00:16:55Hello?
00:16:58Don't pretend.
00:17:01I know it's you, Liang Kaiqiao.
00:17:05Is that what you said?
00:17:07We've known each other for 15 years.
00:17:09I told you I wouldn't come out to see you.
00:17:14Wait a minute. I'm going to check my watch.
00:17:20You were right.
00:17:22You were right.
00:17:24We were going to get married and see my grandma.
00:17:27But she beat me up.
00:17:29She hit me 13 times.
00:17:31And she killed herself.
00:17:32That's crazy.
00:17:34Let's talk inside.
00:17:36Are you trying to get revenge on me?
00:17:38Of course not.
00:17:40My grandma died in a car accident.
00:17:42But before she died,
00:17:44she left me a message.
00:17:52This is a good piece of jade.
00:17:54Of course it's good.
00:17:55It's very green.
00:17:56Of course.
00:17:57This must be an antique.
00:17:59Be careful. It's a pair.
00:18:01My grandma used to be a maid.
00:18:03She said she would give it to her later.
00:18:06She hoped we could pass it on to the next generation.
00:18:09What about this one?
00:18:11This one?
00:18:13My grandma left it for our daughter to wear when she gets married.
00:18:17Let me tell you.
00:18:19I really like it.
00:18:21Just hold it tight.
00:18:23Do you want to take it off?
00:18:24It's an antique. Be careful.
00:18:25Let me do it.
00:18:31What did you get?
00:18:32Are you kidding me?
00:18:33I told you it's an antique.
00:18:35Everything I get is an antique.
00:18:37Be careful.
00:18:41Why can't I take it off?
00:18:44It's a bit messy.
00:18:46Hello?
00:18:47Are you still there?
00:18:48I'm waiting for you.
00:18:50Hey!
00:18:51Are you still there?
00:18:53Are you kidding me?
00:18:56Are you kidding me?
00:18:58Fine. Just wait for me.
00:19:00Hey!
00:19:02Where are you going?
00:19:03I'm not going anywhere.
00:19:04Where are you going?
00:19:05Hey!
00:19:08I know you don't want me to die.
00:19:10Hey!
00:19:11Hurry up.
00:19:12Who is this?
00:19:15This is my husband.
00:19:17He's been with me for 15 years.
00:19:20This is my husband.
00:19:25Why did you use a man to trick me?
00:19:27Look at him.
00:19:28No way.
00:19:31This is the marriage certificate.
00:19:33I brought it with me.
00:19:40Be careful.
00:19:45What's wrong with you?
00:19:47Do you want to die?
00:19:48I don't care if you have a husband.
00:19:50I don't care if I have an affair with you.
00:19:52You're crazy.
00:19:54Yoyo, it's been 15 years.
00:19:56If you don't promise me this time,
00:19:58I'll jump into the sea for you.
00:19:59I'll tell the whole world.
00:20:03I told you to be careful.
00:20:05You can't do this.
00:20:07So what?
00:20:08I've been with him for 15 years.
00:20:09I'll jump into the sea for you today.
00:20:10He'll lose.
00:20:11Let's go.
00:20:14Let's go.
00:20:15You really let him go?
00:20:16Of course.
00:20:17He's been swimming for half a year.
00:20:20Where's my marriage certificate?
00:20:22It's just a copy.
00:20:23I was going to trick my wife to get it.
00:20:25You're so smart.
00:20:29Do you have a lot of boyfriends?
00:20:35Last week, I had six.
00:20:37This week, I have five.
00:20:40I just kicked one into the sea.
00:20:43I only have four left.
00:20:45Are you serious?
00:20:47You're so funny.
00:20:49Do I look like a fool to you?
00:20:55Don't think I'm a fool.
00:20:59I didn't say that.
00:21:00I'm popular in Hong Kong.
00:21:04Really?
00:21:07By the way,
00:21:08are you here to give me this?
00:21:12Here's the thing.
00:21:14My wife has emigrated to the UK.
00:21:17She hasn't left the streets for decades.
00:21:20I didn't expect her to sleep in the coffin and leave there.
00:21:25So I have an idea.
00:21:28I'm going to look around the world.
00:21:33Are you going to live with me?
00:21:36Of course not. I'm a YMCA.
00:21:39Well,
00:21:40since you've paid me,
00:21:42why don't you pay me back?
00:21:51Hello?
00:21:53What? You were saved by a YMCA?
00:21:55Don't bother me.
00:21:57I'm not a YMCA.
00:21:59You were saved by a YMCA?
00:22:01Don't bother me.
00:22:04How many times have I told you?
00:22:06I don't like you.
00:22:08But I have a husband.
00:22:10You saw it.
00:22:11I'm really married.
00:22:14I've lost the bet.
00:22:16I'm about to have a baby.
00:22:18I'm not pregnant.
00:22:20But I'm about to have a baby.
00:22:24I want a husband.
00:22:30Oh no.
00:22:32I'm in big trouble.
00:22:36That's it.
00:22:38I'll give it to you.
00:22:40I'll give it to you.
00:22:43I'll give it to you.
00:22:49I'll give it to you.
00:22:51Do you know how to make glue?
00:22:55How would I know?
00:22:58Give me the glue.
00:23:01Are you crazy?
00:23:08Stand there.
00:23:10Don't come over.
00:23:13I'm sorry.
00:23:15I'm an adult.
00:23:17I've never apologized to anyone.
00:23:19How about this?
00:23:21Here.
00:23:24Drink some water.
00:23:26Then take a shower.
00:23:28I'll make it for you.
00:23:30I used to be good at cooking.
00:23:32What are you talking about?
00:23:34Are you going to drink or take a shower?
00:23:37I always take a shower and drink.
00:23:44You can use my towel.
00:23:46I'm going to the bathroom.
00:23:47Don't bother me.
00:23:51I'm going to the bathroom.
00:24:00You can drink while you're in the bathroom.
00:24:14It's done.
00:24:16Are you happy?
00:24:18No.
00:24:20I told you I'm good at cooking.
00:24:23Give it back to me.
00:24:25Give it back to me.
00:24:27Thank you.
00:24:29I don't think I can make it.
00:24:31I'll make something to play with.
00:24:41I shouldn't have listened to you.
00:24:43I'm sorry.
00:24:45We don't have a black belt anymore.
00:24:47I'm sorry.
00:24:51You're so mean.
00:24:53Mean?
00:24:55So mean.
00:24:57I don't want to see you.
00:24:58Go to sleep.
00:25:00I don't want to sleep.
00:25:03If you don't want to sleep, I'll make you sleep.
00:25:05Are you going to sleep or not?
00:25:06I'm going to sleep.
00:25:13Don't get up so late.
00:25:15I don't want to get up.
00:25:17I won't be able to sleep tonight.
00:25:19Are you going to sleep with me?
00:25:21What?
00:25:23Are you going to sleep with me?
00:25:25Why are you so mean?
00:25:27Do we have to sleep together?
00:25:29I don't think so.
00:25:31It's up to you.
00:25:33But I can't sleep with you.
00:25:45I don't want to sleep.
00:25:53What are you doing?
00:25:55It's 2am. Get up.
00:25:57Are you looking for me?
00:25:59Why did you call me?
00:26:01What's wrong with you?
00:26:03What's wrong with you?
00:26:05Get up.
00:26:07You can call me later.
00:26:09It's time to collect your gold.
00:26:16Look at this.
00:26:18It's all mine.
00:26:42Are you crazy?
00:26:44What are you doing?
00:26:48I'm so hungry.
00:26:50How can I sleep?
00:26:54Are you crazy?
00:26:56Why are you wearing school uniform?
00:26:58I don't have to wear it in the morning.
00:27:00Stop it.
00:27:04I can't sleep now.
00:27:08Let's sing.
00:27:10Let's sing.
00:27:15Wake up.
00:27:17It's time to go to work.
00:27:19Did you sleep well?
00:27:21Did you have breakfast?
00:27:26Did you have breakfast?
00:27:38Did you have breakfast?
00:27:41Did you sleep well last night?
00:27:51Wake up.
00:27:53Wake up for what?
00:27:55Wake up for breakfast.
00:28:01I can't. It's 6am.
00:28:03I should have had breakfast at 10am.
00:28:05I just went to bed.
00:28:07Don't do that.
00:28:09I can't have breakfast.
00:28:13Again?
00:28:16She did it again.
00:28:20Can you do it?
00:28:22When did I say I can?
00:28:24I'm not good at it.
00:28:28Please.
00:28:32You said you had breakfast.
00:28:34Please.
00:28:36I'm afraid of you.
00:28:39Do you have a husband?
00:28:44Brother.
00:28:48Let's bet.
00:28:50What?
00:28:51Let's bet.
00:28:56I lose.
00:28:59The girl over there will have breakfast with me.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:04Boy.
00:29:07Let's play.
00:29:11Good job.
00:29:14Wait.
00:29:16This is the target.
00:29:18No.
00:29:20I mean here.
00:29:28That's it.
00:29:30Give me the money.
00:29:32Your turn.
00:29:34Your name is Calvin, right?
00:29:37Do you play football here?
00:29:40You don't know?
00:29:42No.
00:29:44I like to watch people shoot.
00:29:48Who is he?
00:29:50He's my brother-in-law.
00:29:52Yes.
00:29:54He's good at shooting.
00:29:56But he's not good at it.
00:29:58I brought him here to learn from you.
00:30:02It's useless to have a brother-in-law in this society.
00:30:08Do you have a tissue?
00:30:13Calvin.
00:30:15Please bring me some tissues.
00:30:23I'm sorry.
00:30:25It's okay.
00:30:28I'm sorry.
00:30:30It's okay.
00:30:40Really?
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm sorry.
00:30:48I'm sorry.
00:30:50I'm sorry.
00:30:53I'm sorry.
00:30:55Open the door.
00:30:57What are you doing?
00:30:59Open the door.
00:31:01Open the door.
00:31:03I'm sorry.
00:31:05I don't have my pants on.
00:31:07I'll call Fat Cat.
00:31:09Let me take my pants off.
00:31:11What are you doing?
00:31:13I'll call him.
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:17I don't have my pants on.
00:31:19Open the door.
00:31:23I'm sorry.
00:31:25I'll take my pants off.
00:31:29What's wrong?
00:31:33Nothing.
00:31:37You told me you did something crazy in London.
00:31:39Right?
00:31:41I called a guy.
00:31:43Right?
00:31:45I told you to come here.
00:31:47You still want to lie to me?
00:31:49Are you sure the guy is in your house?
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:53But he left.
00:31:55Left?
00:32:01He's so big.
00:32:03You think I can't see him?
00:32:05He's quite tall.
00:32:07You told me you were in a relationship.
00:32:09Do you think I'm your friend?
00:32:13No.
00:32:15Do you understand?
00:32:17I don't want anyone to know.
00:32:19But you will.
00:32:23He left.
00:32:31What are you looking for?
00:32:33I heard something.
00:32:35It's a mouse.
00:32:37How can it be a mouse?
00:32:39My house is messy.
00:32:41It's a person.
00:32:43Let's go.
00:33:01I told you it's a person.
00:33:09Look!
00:33:11It's a man.
00:33:13I finally found him.
00:33:17Come out.
00:33:21This is Philly, my husband.
00:33:23Your husband?
00:33:25He comes here once a year.
00:33:27I'm Zhang.
00:33:31He's good-looking.
00:33:33He's good-looking.
00:33:35Philly, listen to me.
00:33:37Don't tell anyone about this.
00:33:41Don't tell anyone about this.
00:33:45How can I use this?
00:33:47It's not convenient for me to stay here.
00:33:49I'm going to sleep.
00:34:09Zhang!
00:34:11I'm here!
00:34:13Come up here!
00:34:15Come up here!
00:34:19He's a new model.
00:34:21Is he okay?
00:34:23He's a good-looking guy.
00:34:25He's a good-looking guy.
00:34:27I've never heard of such a man.
00:34:29I've never heard of such a man.
00:34:31Take this.
00:34:33You can replace it tomorrow.
00:34:35You can replace it tomorrow.
00:34:37Where are you going?
00:34:39Don't go.
00:34:41Help me to deal with him tomorrow.
00:34:43I'm afraid I can't finish my thesis.
00:34:45I'm afraid I can't finish my thesis.
00:34:47Am I not a woman now?
00:34:53Are you a woman?
00:34:55I'm a woman.
00:34:57Do you want to test me?
00:35:03How about this?
00:35:05How about this?
00:35:07How much do you want?
00:35:09How much do you want?
00:35:11Give me 300 dollars.
00:35:17Give me 300 dollars.
00:35:25From now on,
00:35:27I'll be your research partner.
00:35:29I'll be your research partner.
00:35:31You have to give me 300 dollars for each question.
00:35:33You have to give me 300 dollars for each question.
00:35:35Wait a minute.
00:35:37Did I ask you a question?
00:35:39Of course you did.
00:35:41Any questions?
00:35:47Why are you back so early?
00:35:51300 dollars.
00:35:53I asked you a question.
00:35:55You still call it a question?
00:35:57Thank you.
00:35:59You're so stupid.
00:36:01Don't say anything.
00:36:03I'm just asking.
00:36:05I'll order pizza.
00:36:07You're so stupid.
00:36:09You're so clever.
00:36:11You didn't ask me a question this time.
00:36:13Actually,
00:36:15my dad
00:36:17gave me 300 dollars.
00:36:19What?
00:36:21Don't ask me
00:36:23how I saved it.
00:36:25Pizza, please.
00:36:27Pizza, please.
00:36:29I only have this much left.
00:36:31I'm asking you a question.
00:36:33Why are you so emotional
00:36:35compared to other women?
00:36:37Who?
00:36:39You.
00:36:41That's
00:36:43150 dollars.
00:36:45You haven't answered me yet.
00:36:47I can't answer you
00:36:49if you ask me about other women.
00:36:51I'll give you 150 dollars if you answer me.
00:36:57I'm serious.
00:36:59Stop playing this game, okay?
00:37:05I...
00:37:07I don't have money.
00:37:09I don't have money.
00:37:11Hey,
00:37:13I go to a girls' school.
00:37:15The principal is a girl.
00:37:17The whole school is a girls' school.
00:37:19There are a lot of girls in the school.
00:37:23Introduce her to you.
00:37:25Ask her yourself.
00:37:27At most, she will introduce you.
00:37:29Ask her.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:53Okay, come in.
00:38:09Thank you.
00:38:13Thank you.
00:38:17I believe you all know that
00:38:19two weeks ago,
00:38:21Ms. Ju, who teaches psychology,
00:38:23had a mental illness
00:38:25due to a personal relationship.
00:38:29We are very happy.
00:38:33Note that
00:38:35the happy thing is that
00:38:37we finally invited our substitute teacher.
00:38:39He is the second male teacher
00:38:41in our school.
00:38:49Mr. Zhang.
00:39:01Hello, everyone.
00:39:03Tell me what you know.
00:39:17Do you know what psychology is?
00:39:19Psychology is not complicated at all.
00:39:21Let me show you.
00:39:25Do you know how to teach?
00:39:27Of course I don't know.
00:39:29In a person's life,
00:39:31just like this white board,
00:39:33in the beginning,
00:39:35nothing matters.
00:39:37Because the brain has no thoughts,
00:39:39psychology is not formed.
00:39:41Do you know how to do it?
00:39:43I don't know.
00:39:59Let's go.
00:40:11Motivation is divided into two main categories.
00:40:13I would like one more white board, please ask
00:40:15Enough, attention!
00:40:17It's really enough.
00:40:19Mr. Zhang, please explain it to the class first.
00:40:21Oh, yes!
00:40:23Don't do that.
00:40:28Stand up!
00:40:39To the meeting.
00:40:48How many times do I have to tell you?
00:40:50Don't tell him!
00:40:51Do you think I'm dying?
00:40:53Is that so? You're not going to replace me?
00:40:55Thank you, Miss.
00:40:58Mr. Lam, we used to be the only one, sir.
00:41:00Oh, yes.
00:41:01Only Missy has a teacher's office.
00:41:04The male teachers are in the art room.
00:41:07In this school, it's just you and me, sir.
00:41:10We don't have much status.
00:41:12But I'm better. I teach art here.
00:41:15I don't have to go back and forth.
00:41:16But I don't care.
00:41:18One more thing.
00:41:19I hope you know the feeling of being in a hurry.
00:41:25Why?
00:41:26Because this school only has one male teacher.
00:41:28He's on the 8th floor.
00:41:29Think about it.
00:41:30If you're in a hurry and can't wait for the elevator to go up the stairs...
00:41:38Let me tell you something.
00:41:39One time, I was in a hurry.
00:41:42I went to the girls' room.
00:41:44Did you bump into anyone?
00:41:46If I did, I wouldn't be standing here.
00:41:48Anyway, you're all men.
00:41:50What do you have to say to me?
00:41:51Besides psychology and the mental process,
00:41:54why don't you try to give examples?
00:42:00You try.
00:42:02Emotion.
00:42:04Emotion is right.
00:42:05What else?
00:42:10Behavior.
00:42:12The tone is right.
00:42:13Stress.
00:42:15Development.
00:42:18Memory.
00:42:19That's right, too.
00:42:25I don't have $30,000.
00:42:27Give it to me when you get home.
00:42:28Can you give me another $30,000?
00:42:30Hurry up.
00:42:32I've already given it to you.
00:42:33I'm afraid I don't have it.
00:42:34What do you want?
00:42:35I don't have it.
00:42:36I don't have it.
00:42:37I don't have it.
00:42:38I don't have it.
00:42:39I don't have it.
00:42:40I don't have it.
00:42:41I don't have it.
00:42:42What do you want?
00:42:44I want to ask you
00:42:47I want to ask you
00:42:50Miss. Lau
00:42:51The question which I asked just now
00:42:55Yes, it's complicated.
00:42:56What are you doing?
00:42:58Pretending to be a girl
00:42:59Come here.
00:43:02Where are you going?
00:43:03Stand still.
00:43:04What's wrong with your hair?
00:43:05Fashion show?
00:43:06Come here and get rid of it.
00:43:07I don't like Miss. Lau.
00:43:09If you have time to go to class, remember to ask a few more questions, Shui Yu.
00:43:15Shui Yu.
00:43:32Are you waiting for You You?
00:43:34What are you talking about?
00:43:36You You, come and look.
00:43:37That stupid girl is really here.
00:43:42Your husband is here too.
00:43:43What should we do?
00:43:44Calm down.
00:43:45Just stand there and watch.
00:43:49What are you doing?
00:43:50Do you really think it's my birthday?
00:43:52I was just kidding.
00:43:54If I really like you,
00:43:56I wouldn't have asked you to come to the school gate,
00:43:58with a bouquet, right?
00:44:01What do you want us to do?
00:44:06To be honest,
00:44:09there's a saying,
00:44:11if you want to be someone, you have to be special.
00:44:13If you like someone, you have to be special.
00:44:15If you don't like someone, you have to be special.
00:44:18You You,
00:44:19who taught you to say such mean things?
00:44:21You You,
00:44:23what are you doing here?
00:44:24Nothing, sir.
00:44:25I'm just flying my kite.
00:44:27Oh, really?
00:44:28So that's how it is.
00:44:29The flowers are beautiful.
00:44:31You can use them to worship our ancestors.
00:44:33They will be very happy.
00:44:35It's none of your business, sir.
00:44:38Yes, it's none of my business.
00:44:40Yes, it's none of my business.
00:44:43You You,
00:44:44what do you want us to do?
00:44:47If you want,
00:44:48you can listen to him.
00:44:50I'll take these flowers to worship our ancestors.
00:44:55Why don't we listen to You You and worship our ancestors?
00:44:58I don't have a mountain to worship.
00:45:00My grandfather built a road.
00:45:01Do you remember him?
00:45:03That's good.
00:45:04My name is Roman.
00:45:06My name is Leo.
00:45:08Why don't we take a bus over there?
00:45:10You're so sad.
00:45:11Let's take a taxi.
00:45:12You don't have to buy so much hot air.
00:45:15It's rare that you have a job and income.
00:45:19What are you talking about?
00:45:21You want me to pay?
00:45:22You can be someone else's husband.
00:45:24Of course you have to pay for the household expenses.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:27This is yours.
00:45:29This is for the baby.
00:45:30You're just staying at home.
00:45:33What do you mean?
00:45:34My family has done a lot for you.
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38We're husband and wife now.
00:45:40We're not divorced yet.
00:45:46I think someone is following us.
00:45:48No.
00:45:49Could it be your classmates?
00:45:52Hey, stop!
00:46:00Leung Kai-sheung.
00:46:02Do you think he's following us?
00:46:04I don't care.
00:46:05Let's go.
00:46:18What kind of school is this?
00:46:20The price is so high.
00:46:21How long do I have to wait for my wife to go to Canada?
00:46:24You said you wanted to go to Paris with me.
00:46:27What are you doing?
00:46:28You only have a few months to teach me.
00:46:30And you...
00:46:32Keep your voice down.
00:46:36The school has a lot of activities.
00:46:38It's a celebration.
00:46:39When did you see anyone celebrating?
00:46:40I'm talking to you.
00:46:41Keep your voice down.
00:46:42Let's go.
00:46:49Are you going to divorce your wife?
00:46:53Are you stupid?
00:46:54I just got out of the army.
00:46:56Do you want me to pay you more?
00:46:58My friend called me.
00:46:59She said the model is only two months older than me.
00:47:01If it wasn't for you,
00:47:02I wouldn't go to the market with you.
00:47:04It's a wet market.
00:47:05It's the same.
00:47:08I know you're good to me.
00:47:16Don't go.
00:47:19I have something to tell your husband.
00:47:21Don't go.
00:47:24Don't go.
00:47:30Sorry.
00:47:43You're a bad student.
00:47:44You're stealing for your diet.
00:47:46You know it will affect your body.
00:47:51Miss Lam.
00:47:53Come in.
00:47:54I just came to buy something with my friend.
00:47:59This is Bruce.
00:48:01This is my classmate, Mr. Zhang.
00:48:04Mr. Zhang, you can let go now.
00:48:06Hello.
00:48:11In terms of psychology,
00:48:14this is very serious.
00:48:15Speak slowly.
00:48:16Youyou, I want to ask you...
00:48:18Stop.
00:48:19I know what you want to tell me.
00:48:21This is my husband.
00:48:23If you have something to say, say it to him.
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:26I'm his husband.
00:48:27Please stand aside.
00:48:28Don't get in the way.
00:48:29Young people these days are really complicated.
00:48:31We'll talk about it another day.
00:48:34Yes.
00:48:35Another day.
00:48:36Bruce, let's go over there to buy something.
00:48:39What are you doing?
00:48:42Let's go.
00:48:47Mr. Zhang,
00:48:48why don't you give me your number?
00:48:53We can definitely talk about this.
00:48:59Did you buy a new phone for me?
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:02Don't lie.
00:49:05Don't talk.
00:49:06Mom.
00:49:07What's the matter with you?
00:49:08Why didn't you ask Jay?
00:49:09I'm not a lesbian.
00:49:10If you're not a lesbian,
00:49:11then why did you let someone else pay for you?
00:49:13Don't talk to me.
00:49:14You clearly pretended to be a lesbian to get money.
00:49:16I didn't force him.
00:49:17I did it on my own.
00:49:18Stand there.
00:49:19Why is your dress so short?
00:49:20What is this?
00:49:21Are you throwing a party?
00:49:22You're all over the place.
00:49:26Help.
00:49:30Poor thing.
00:49:31So many people are laughing at me.
00:49:34Ella Kwan.
00:49:36Come here.
00:49:37No, Miss Kwan.
00:49:41Let's go.
00:49:42Let's go.
00:49:46Thank you, Youyou.
00:49:48Don't mention it.
00:49:50Can you let me have my phone back?
00:50:12Is anyone here?
00:50:14Please ask if anyone is here.
00:50:43What are you doing?
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:51:01Why did you scream?
00:51:02Do you want the whole school to know?
00:51:05Wake up.
00:51:06Wake up.
00:51:07Wake up.
00:51:08Wake up.
00:51:10Wake up.
00:51:11Wake up.
00:51:12Wake up.
00:51:13Wake up.
00:51:14Mr. Zhang.
00:51:15Have you fixed the faucet?
00:51:16Mr. Zhang, are you here?
00:51:17I'm coming.
00:51:20Mr. Zhang, are you here?
00:51:22Mr. Zhang, are you here?
00:51:23Mr. Zhang, are you here?
00:51:24Miss, can we take a shower?
00:51:26Not yet.
00:51:27Wait for Mr. Zhang to fix the faucet.
00:51:29It's done.
00:51:31It's done.
00:51:32It's done.
00:51:41Mr. Zhang, I have something to tell you.
00:51:43Can you come over?
00:51:46I want to tell you...
00:51:47Actually, I didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:49I really didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:51If there's anything I can do to make it up to you,
00:51:53I'll do it.
00:51:54Next time, if something like this happens,
00:51:56please don't scream like that.
00:51:59I'm sorry.
00:52:00I can't control myself.
00:52:02If I want you to make it up to me,
00:52:04I'll make it up to you.
00:52:05Yes.
00:52:06Go ahead.
00:52:08Is that so?
00:52:11Then I want you...
00:52:16to apologize.
00:52:17You haven't apologized to me yet.
00:52:18Yes, yes.
00:52:19Actually...
00:52:20Yes, I haven't said it yet.
00:52:23Then I'll officially apologize to you...
00:52:29No!
00:52:32No!
00:52:34No!
00:52:36No!
00:52:52Sorry.
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:54I didn't say sorry earlier.
00:52:56But next time, if you do this again,
00:52:58remember to close the door.
00:53:02I'll help you guys.
00:53:05Why are you so loud?
00:53:13Ah!
00:53:33Call the police!
00:53:34Call the police!
00:53:36Miss Lee,
00:53:37calm down.
00:53:38Keep calm.
00:53:39We've already called the police
00:53:40to catch the snake.
00:53:41I don't think they're from the fish farm.
00:53:43You should go save Miss Lee.
00:53:44This is a good chance for you
00:53:45to show your masculinity.
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:59It's a snake!
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:21Look at your husband.
00:54:22He's so angry with Miss Lee.
00:54:26Ah, Mr. Zhang,
00:54:27don't let go yet.
00:54:28The fish farm people are coming.
00:54:30Um...
00:54:31But Miss Lee,
00:54:32you can let go now.
00:54:43Are you okay?
00:54:44Are you okay?
00:54:45Are you okay?
00:54:46Are you okay?
00:54:47Have you reported it?
00:54:48Yes.
00:54:49Mimi and Betty went to the police station.
00:54:50Oh.
00:55:16Do you know?
00:55:17The whole school
00:55:18is talking about us.
00:55:19I know they're talking about us.
00:55:20I know.
00:55:21Do you know what they're talking about?
00:55:22They're talking about our school.
00:55:24No, they're talking about you and me.
00:55:27It's not that no one's chasing you.
00:55:28There's a doctor chasing me right now.
00:55:31Ah...
00:55:32Excuse me, Mr.
00:55:34We're in a hurry to fix the board.
00:55:36Take your time.
00:55:37We won't tell anyone.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:51Sister, are you looking for me?
00:55:54Do you mind if I talk to you like this?
00:55:56I don't mind.
00:55:57Um...
00:55:58Actually, I haven't talked to people
00:55:59from a high angle for a long time.
00:56:02Don't think I'm always
00:56:03reading books in the library
00:56:04and don't know anything.
00:56:08Actually,
00:56:09I'm very curious.
00:56:12Every little thing in the school
00:56:14is a little thing.
00:56:16I know it very well.
00:56:21Actually,
00:56:22Miss Lee really likes you.
00:56:27You two are a good match.
00:56:30Actually, I'm not against it at all.
00:56:33We've been in school for 50 years.
00:56:36For half a century,
00:56:37we haven't really
00:56:39created a beautiful love.
00:56:41I hope you and Miss Lee
00:56:43can come up with a moving theory.
00:56:46Pay attention.
00:56:47It has to be moving.
00:56:52Give me your hand.
00:56:56Promise me.
00:56:59It has to be moving.
00:57:13It has to be moving.
00:57:34Hi.
00:57:35Hi.
00:57:37Are you free on Saturday?
00:57:40Do you have time?
00:57:43Do you have time?
00:57:52On Saturday,
00:57:54I remember I don't have much time.
00:57:58Let's go.
00:58:00No, no.
00:58:01What I mean is
00:58:03I don't have much time,
00:58:05but I don't remember
00:58:07why I don't have time.
00:58:09So,
00:58:10I don't remember
00:58:12why I don't have time.
00:58:14I should be free.
00:58:19Hey, honey.
00:58:20What's up?
00:58:21You and Miss Lee
00:58:22are always together.
00:58:23You scared me, honey.
00:58:25You're crazy.
00:58:26I'm very happy.
00:58:27Really?
00:58:28I fully support your love.
00:58:30Really?
00:58:31Yes.
00:58:32What do you think of him?
00:58:34He's a good match for you.
00:58:37We're a family of three.
00:58:39What do you think of Calvin?
00:58:42He asked me out tonight.
00:58:46Out?
00:58:47Out?
00:58:48Yes.
00:58:49Is he your type?
00:58:50Yes.
00:58:51By the way,
00:58:53be careful.
00:58:55Are you afraid of losing money?
00:58:57Are you stupid?
00:58:59Men lose the most.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:05Where are you going?
00:59:06I'm coming.
00:59:07I'll tell you later.
00:59:10Everyone is waiting for you.
00:59:12What?
00:59:13I'll tell you later.
00:59:15I'm coming.
00:59:17What took you so long?
00:59:19I'll tell you later.
00:59:20Okay.
00:59:21Okay, everyone is here.
00:59:22Let's announce the theme of this month.
00:59:25The election of Miss Lee starts now.
00:59:27Let's welcome the famous men
00:59:29and Miss Lee.
00:59:30Say hello.
00:59:31Say hello.
00:59:37Hello, everyone.
00:59:38I'm Ada.
00:59:41I'm Paul.
00:59:47I'm Jenny.
00:59:51I'm Calvin.
01:00:01I'm Yoyo.
01:00:11I'm Yoyo.
01:00:12I'm Yoyo.
01:00:16Yes!
01:00:22Yes!
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:31Let's take a look.
01:00:32Who will go first?
01:00:43Jenny.
01:00:44I say Jenny.
01:00:45Jenny.
01:00:46Jenny.
01:00:47Jenny.
01:00:48Okay.
01:00:49Yoyo and Ada are left.
01:00:58I say Yoyo.
01:00:59I say Ada.
01:01:00Ada.
01:01:01Yoyo.
01:01:02Yoyo.
01:01:03Yoyo.
01:01:04Yoyo.
01:01:05Let's check the result.
01:01:06Yoyo lost 0.5 cm.
01:01:08Yes!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:11I won.
01:01:12What?
01:01:13What's the result?
01:01:14I'm so happy.
01:01:18Let's have a drink.
01:01:21Cheers.
01:01:22I'm so happy.
01:01:23Cheers.
01:01:30What do you want to eat?
01:01:32We want a potato soup.
01:01:33Potato soup?
01:01:34Yes!
01:01:35Pork intestine.
01:01:36Pork intestine.
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:39I won!
01:01:41I won!
01:01:43Come on!
01:01:55Hello?
01:01:57Miss Lee?
01:01:59Oh...
01:02:01Now?
01:02:03Um...
01:02:05Ok, ok, ok.
01:02:07No problem.
01:02:27My God!
01:02:35I already opened the door.
01:02:39You don't have to ring it again.
01:02:41I'm sorry.
01:02:43I'm not in a hurry.
01:02:45But I like to ring the doorbell.
01:02:47You don't have to open the door so soon.
01:02:49Come in first.
01:02:51It's a bit messy.
01:02:53It's very cute.
01:02:55Yes, it's very cute.
01:02:57My sister likes to play with dolls.
01:02:59Actually, I live with my sister.
01:03:01Why is there only one bed?
01:03:03Yes, one bed.
01:03:05Because I have a phobia of going to bed.
01:03:07If I go to bed, my pores will move.
01:03:09So I sleep on the floor.
01:03:11There are only ten people in the world
01:03:13who have this disease.
01:03:15I'm one of them.
01:03:17Are you a runner?
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:21I can't think of anything.
01:03:23So I run.
01:03:25Actually,
01:03:27I want to ask you
01:03:29what do you want?
01:03:31Nothing.
01:03:33I'll take you home.
01:03:35I know.
01:03:37I'm so happy tonight.
01:03:39I'm so happy.
01:03:41I'm so happy.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:47Why are you sorry?
01:03:49It's nothing.
01:03:51I'm so happy.
01:03:53I know I've gone too far today.
01:03:55I'm sorry.
01:03:57You're young.
01:03:59You've already planned it.
01:04:01Next time,
01:04:03remember to ask me for help.
01:04:05Puyo,
01:04:07I have something to tell you.
01:04:09Are you in love with me?
01:04:17Of course.
01:04:19I love you so much.
01:04:21Do you believe me?
01:04:25I know I misunderstood.
01:04:27Actually, I don't like your type.
01:04:31Actually,
01:04:33I like another type.
01:04:35I like
01:04:37the immature
01:04:39and old type.
01:04:41I don't like this type.
01:04:43No, no, no.
01:04:45Okay, I'm relieved.
01:04:47Okay, bye.
01:04:49Bye.
01:04:57Bye.
01:05:17No matter what, we have to make it clear.
01:05:23The whole school thinks we're a couple.
01:05:25Teacher said we're a good match.
01:05:27Why are you
01:05:29so cold to me?
01:05:31Actually...
01:05:33Actually what?
01:05:35If you want to play games, I'll give in.
01:05:39I know I'm not good enough.
01:05:41I'm just pretending to be cool.
01:05:43Actually, I want to...
01:05:47Actually,
01:05:49I like
01:05:55What's that sound?
01:05:57No sound.
01:05:59Close your eyes.
01:06:01Actually,
01:06:03I prepared a secret
01:06:05for you.
01:06:07Don't open your eyes.
01:06:09Close your eyes.
01:06:15Don't show up, okay?
01:06:17Mr. Zhang.
01:06:19Don't talk.
01:06:21Are you talking to me?
01:06:23Okay, I'm coming.
01:06:25Wait a minute. Don't move.
01:06:27Mr. Zhang.
01:06:29Please help me.
01:06:31I'll call you back.
01:06:33I'll call you back.
01:06:41You can close your eyes now.
01:06:45You said you'd give me something.
01:06:49Here.
01:06:53Are you surprised?
01:06:55Actually,
01:06:57I gave you my tea bag
01:06:59because I was worried about you.
01:07:01Thank you.
01:07:03This is the first time
01:07:05I've received such a romantic ball.
01:07:11Bye-bye.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:25Why are you still here?
01:07:27I almost couldn't see you.
01:07:31You don't want to see me.
01:07:37You're drunk.
01:07:39Are you happy with your family?
01:07:45Come back.
01:07:47I like the rain.
01:07:49Leave me alone.
01:07:51I like the rain.
01:07:53What are you doing?
01:07:55Are you unhappy?
01:07:57I've improved.
01:07:59I can understand women now.
01:08:01Did she cheat on you?
01:08:03Or did you do it on purpose?
01:08:07Thirteen.
01:08:11I'm not a man
01:08:13who falls in love with a woman.
01:08:15Let me tell you.
01:08:17You have to kill me first.
01:08:19You have to kill me first.
01:08:21All right.
01:08:23You love cars.
01:08:25Nonsense!
01:08:29I always thought
01:08:31I was pretty.
01:08:33Only I said yes.
01:08:35No one said no.
01:08:39It's not your fault.
01:08:41That's what women are like.
01:08:45I'm really hurt.
01:08:49I don't know
01:08:51what love is.
01:08:55It's so cold here.
01:08:57You'll get used to it.
01:08:59It's just a matter of time.
01:09:01I thought I'd never fall in love.
01:09:03Do you really love him?
01:09:07Don't ask me.
01:09:11I don't know what love is.
01:09:13When you like someone,
01:09:15when you like someone
01:09:17and he tells you
01:09:19he doesn't love you,
01:09:23your heart hurts.
01:09:27It hurts.
01:09:33Help!
01:09:35Someone's hurt!
01:09:37Don't come any closer!
01:09:41I'm not coming any closer.
01:09:43Come here!
01:09:47Don't come any closer.
01:09:49Do you want to get hurt?
01:10:13Even like a fool
01:10:15Pretending
01:10:17I'm funny
01:10:19My dear
01:10:23Love
01:10:25If you can catch it
01:10:29Why are you
01:10:31so scared today?
01:10:37I could never forget
01:10:39The pain
01:10:41You brought to me
01:10:43But I
01:10:45used to fantasize
01:10:51Who will try
01:10:53to protect me?
01:10:57Who
01:10:59doesn't care about me?
01:11:11It hurts.
01:11:21It hurts.
01:11:27You have a fever.
01:11:29I have a cold.
01:11:31It really hurts.
01:11:37Do you feel better?
01:11:41It hurts.
01:11:45Do you feel better?
01:11:47It hurts.
01:11:49Calm down.
01:11:51My wife said you'll be fine.
01:11:53It hurts.
01:11:57How do you feel?
01:11:59It hurts.
01:12:01The last sheet.
01:12:03It hurts.
01:12:05Calm down.
01:12:11How do you feel?
01:12:13Do you feel better?
01:12:15No?
01:12:17It hurts.
01:12:21Hold me tight.
01:12:29Is this better?
01:12:31Hold me tight.
01:12:33Hold me tight.
01:12:35It's tight.
01:12:37Hold me tight.
01:12:41It's tight.
01:12:55Have you eaten?
01:12:57No.
01:12:59The doctor said you need to eat more.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:03It's late.
01:13:05Take it to the fridge.
01:13:11It's late.
01:13:17Hold me tight.
01:13:21Why are you so strong?
01:13:23I told you to hold me tight.
01:13:25Can you be gentle?
01:13:37What are you doing?
01:13:39You're going to kill yourself.
01:13:41I don't care.
01:13:43When I was sick, you took care of me.
01:13:45Now I'm cooking for you.
01:13:47I don't care.
01:13:49What do you want to eat?
01:13:51I'll get it for you.
01:13:55Buy the one next door.
01:13:57It's cheaper.
01:13:59It's worth it.
01:14:01I can't eat today.
01:14:03I have to teach my classmates.
01:14:05My classmates?
01:14:07Yes.
01:14:09They're in their thirties.
01:14:11They're a few years older than me.
01:14:13Don't talk to them.
01:14:15Really?
01:14:17What are you doing here?
01:14:21Three years ago,
01:14:23my IT company's market value was $800 million.
01:14:25I thought I'd be the second Bill Gates.
01:14:27I'm not Bill Gates.
01:14:29I'm Bill Ang.
01:14:31You're 13.
01:14:33You're late.
01:14:35I moved to another building.
01:14:37Now I have a wife.
01:14:39I'm sorry to hear that.
01:14:41What's your situation now?
01:14:43Did you finish school?
01:14:45Do you have a wife?
01:14:49I have.
01:14:51What do you mean?
01:14:53You live in the UK.
01:14:55Why didn't you bring her out?
01:14:57It's not convenient.
01:14:59It's not convenient?
01:15:01Husband!
01:15:27Hello, everybody.
01:15:29I'm sorry.
01:15:31I was in a hurry.
01:15:35Husband.
01:15:37Do you like my new look?
01:15:41Yes.
01:15:43I like to watch Wong Kar-wai's movies.
01:15:45Sister-in-law.
01:15:47Have a seat.
01:15:49What are you talking about?
01:15:53I read the news.
01:15:55What do you think of the recent election?
01:16:03Do you know the number of votes?
01:16:09Do you know Einstein's equation?
01:16:13When I was a student,
01:16:15he said,
01:16:19We live on this planet.
01:16:21There's another planet on the other side.
01:16:25There's me here.
01:16:27There's me here.
01:16:29There's me on the other side.
01:16:33There's a spoon here.
01:16:35There's a spoon on the other side.
01:16:39I don't know what he's talking about.
01:16:43I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:16:47You look like a police officer.
01:16:51Recently, the number of police officers has decreased.
01:16:55So...
01:17:07So what?
01:17:09I want to be more mature.
01:17:11I want to be more mature.
01:17:23You look like a monkey.
01:17:29I'm 18 years old.
01:17:3118 years old.
01:17:35Look at your size.
01:17:37You're only a middle school student.
01:17:41You're only a middle school student.
01:17:45Do you think I'm unattractive?
01:17:47Do you think I'm unattractive?
01:17:49Do you think I'm unattractive?
01:18:03It's useless.
01:18:05You're only 18 years old.
01:18:07You're only 18 years old.
01:18:11So what?
01:18:13So what?
01:18:25Look at me.
01:18:27Do I look attractive?
01:18:35Calm down.
01:18:37Calm down.
01:18:39We're husband and wife.
01:18:41We've been living together for a while.
01:18:43We've been living together for a while.
01:19:01Can you not cover your nose?
01:19:05It's not good.
01:19:07I'm trying to cover my nose.
01:19:09It's safer.
01:19:13I have an idea.
01:19:15Can you turn off the light?
01:19:21I have eyes.
01:19:23You can close your eyes if you don't like it.
01:19:25You can close your eyes if you don't like it.
01:19:31Don't be so loud.
01:19:33Don't be so loud.
01:19:35Over here.
01:19:37Hold on.
01:19:39Hold on.
01:19:41What?
01:19:43I don't like you.
01:19:45Why?
01:19:47I don't know.
01:19:49I don't know.
01:19:51Let's do it again.
01:19:53Let's do it again.
01:19:55Let's talk.
01:19:57I can't talk.
01:19:59Let's sing.
01:20:01Let's sing.
01:20:05I forgot to tell you.
01:20:07What?
01:20:11It's my first time.
01:20:13It's my first time.
01:20:15It's impossible.
01:20:17You know so much.
01:20:19It's my first time.
01:20:21I watch a lot of movies.
01:20:23It's just a joke.
01:20:25It's just a joke.
01:20:27Really?
01:20:29Really?
01:20:31Really?
01:20:33It's really your first time?
01:20:35It's really your first time?
01:20:37Then I...
01:20:39Then I...
01:20:41It's okay.
01:20:43I don't blame you.
01:20:45But you can't.
01:20:47But you can't.
01:20:49Don't be like this.
01:20:51Don't be like this.
01:20:53I'm sorry.
01:20:55I'm sorry.
01:20:57How about this?
01:20:59I have a request.
01:21:01I promise you.
01:21:03I want...
01:21:05I want...
01:21:07So soon?
01:21:13Why are you laughing?
01:21:15Can you be quiet?
01:21:31Why aren't you wearing clothes?
01:21:33I wake up early.
01:21:37Put on clothes first.
01:21:39It's not cold.
01:21:41She wants to ask if it was cold.
01:21:45You saw my stage yesterday.
01:21:47Are you embarrassed?
01:21:49You saw my stage yesterday.
01:21:52You won't be shy in front of him if he can see it.
01:21:54Are you afraid of being fired?
01:21:58You told me not to wear it yesterday.
01:22:01I used to leave without wearing anything.
01:22:05You didn't pull the curtain?
01:22:07It's the old lady across the street.
01:22:10I'll put it back on later.
01:22:12Old lady?
01:22:14Give it back to me.
01:22:16Please don't wear it again.
01:22:19Why?
01:22:21Why?
01:22:22Why?
01:22:24We...
01:22:26You know why.
01:22:28Will you put it back on after you take it off?
01:22:31Of course I will.
01:22:33I won't.
01:22:35See, I'm wearing it.
01:22:37So what? Do you think it's better?
01:22:39Of course I do.
01:22:41I'll feel fresh when I take it off and put it back on.
01:22:44If you want to feel fresh, find another gift.
01:22:47I have to remember what you said.
01:22:50The new generation...
01:22:57Miss Lee?
01:22:59Today?
01:23:03I... I forgot.
01:23:06No, I remember, but...
01:23:08Something came up, so I forgot.
01:23:11Psychologists say this is called substitution.
01:23:16Substitution?
01:23:18Yes.
01:23:20Sorry, are you waiting for me?
01:23:23Sorry, I really can't make it.
01:23:29Bye.
01:23:36What are you laughing at?
01:23:38What are you laughing at?
01:23:42Last night, you said it was my first time.
01:23:47Do you believe me?
01:23:49Of course I believe you.
01:23:51You don't have to lie to me.
01:23:53No, I just want you to be happier.
01:24:05But it's not like that.
01:24:07What about yesterday?
01:24:09It's easy to pretend.
01:24:11Have you ever had your first time with someone else?
01:24:14Of course it's my first time.
01:24:16Of course.
01:24:18In Hong Kong, who hasn't had their first time with a 13-year-old girl?
01:24:24Let's go.
01:24:26Let's go find Miss Lee.
01:24:28No.
01:24:30Come on, I'm fine.
01:24:32Let's go.
01:24:37Ah.
01:25:08Do you mind coming to places like this with me?
01:25:12No, I don't mind.
01:25:14My mom says it's best to find out if we're a good match.
01:25:19It's important to respect the elders.
01:25:25Excuse me, I was just talking to the ICQ.
01:25:28Have you finished writing your 8 characters?
01:25:30It's here, Master. I want to see if we're a good match.
01:25:33Ladies first.
01:25:35You were born in 1979.
01:25:38You're 23 years old.
01:25:40Judging by your 8 characters,
01:25:42you're still a virgin this year.
01:25:46I teach physical education.
01:25:48We can't calculate these non-human factors.
01:25:50It's just what the books say.
01:25:52Mr. Zhang, you're lucky.
01:25:54It's hard to find someone at this time.
01:25:56Can we talk about something else?
01:25:59As for you, you were born in 1972.
01:26:03You're a virgin.
01:26:07What's the matter?
01:26:09Do you mind if I tell you the truth?
01:26:12She's a virgin?
01:26:14I'm here to see if there's anything I can tell you.
01:26:17Mr. Zhang, you're supposed to get married this year.
01:26:21And it's only been two months.
01:26:27She just came back from England.
01:26:29Is there a time difference?
01:26:30The time difference is only seven hours.
01:26:32It's only been two months.
01:26:34And your wife is 12 years younger than you.
01:26:40He's lying.
01:26:42Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang.
01:26:44He's a virgin.
01:26:46He's lying.
01:26:48But he's telling the truth.
01:26:50You look like a virgin.
01:26:53I think I should pay him back.
01:26:57You're a good man.
01:26:58You can call me.
01:27:03Wait, wait.
01:27:05I didn't lie to you.
01:27:07I know, I know.
01:27:09I'm sorry.
01:27:12That's enough, that's enough.
01:27:14I didn't know you were such a virgin.
01:27:17She's a good girl.
01:27:19You can't lie to her.
01:27:21I know, but I can't accept it.
01:27:23Goodbye.
01:27:28What can I do for you?
01:27:30Sit down.
01:27:34Ms. Li, do you really like Mr. Zhang?
01:27:38That's a big deal.
01:27:40It's complicated.
01:27:44This duck is very important to Mr. Zhang.
01:27:48If you wear it, he'll understand.
01:27:51But you have to be careful.
01:27:54Because the duck is broken.
01:27:56Why is it so important to Mr. Zhang?
01:27:59I think you two look good together.
01:28:02I mean it.
01:28:04You look good together.
01:28:11Did you give the duck to Ms. Li?
01:28:14Yes.
01:28:16I'm not a bad person.
01:28:18What do you mean?
01:28:20My mother asked me to give it to you.
01:28:21Who gave it to you?
01:28:23Before your grandmother died,
01:28:25she asked you to give it to her granddaughter-in-law.
01:28:28What do you mean by that?
01:28:33It means we don't match.
01:28:36What doesn't mean what?
01:28:40You know, you like durable.
01:28:43It's durable, you won't change it for the rest of your life.
01:28:47You can leave it to your son.
01:28:49But I'm not durable.
01:28:52I like fashion.
01:28:54I like new things.
01:28:56I'll leave it to him.
01:28:58No problem.
01:29:00It's like...
01:29:02Look at my shoes.
01:29:04Look at my house.
01:29:06What are you talking about?
01:29:10You don't understand?
01:29:12No.
01:29:14It's because...
01:29:16I'm a pervert.
01:29:18I've been a pervert since I was a kid.
01:29:22You know that, right?
01:29:24I just want to play with you.
01:29:29No problem.
01:29:34Are you serious?
01:29:38You don't need me to push you into the sea to wake you up?
01:29:45Let's go.
01:29:53Mr. Chan.
01:29:55I don't know what's bothering you.
01:29:58We're both men.
01:30:00If you tell me,
01:30:02even if I can't help you,
01:30:04you'll feel better.
01:30:06Actually,
01:30:08is it about Ms. Lee?
01:30:11When a man loves a woman,
01:30:14it's a happy thing.
01:30:16But if there's more than one,
01:30:18what do you think?
01:30:20The more men there are,
01:30:22the happier they are.
01:30:24What do you think?
01:30:27If it's not true,
01:30:30the more, the better.
01:30:32I understand.
01:30:35Actually,
01:30:36on the first day of school,
01:30:40when we were talking on the stage,
01:30:45I already...
01:30:48fell in love with you.
01:30:52I have two girlfriends.
01:30:55I was going to talk to you.
01:30:57How did you know?
01:30:59I understand.
01:31:01But what I want to say is
01:31:02if one day
01:31:04your two girlfriends don't love you,
01:31:08give me a chance.
01:31:17That's enough.
01:31:20Bye.
01:31:22Bye.
01:31:23Thank you.
01:31:24You're welcome.
01:31:33Do you have something to say?
01:31:38Actually, I want to
01:31:41have a formal
01:31:44goodbye kiss with you.
01:31:53No.
01:31:54I want to be honest with you guys.
01:31:56Bye.
01:32:02Let's take a walk.
01:32:05What?
01:32:06A walk.
01:32:07Let's go.
01:32:32Thank you.
01:32:38Remember.
01:32:40Choose a woman you really like.
01:32:44Our school has been established for 50 years.
01:32:46Besides the 50th anniversary celebration,
01:32:50I have an important announcement to make.
01:32:53You and I are both women.
01:32:54We both have eight natural characteristics.
01:32:56You must want to know
01:32:58what happened between Ms. Li and Mr. Zhang.
01:33:07Ms. Li is a graduate of our school.
01:33:10Now she's teaching at our dance school.
01:33:12She's like a daughter of our school.
01:33:15Today, we all
01:33:17wish her and Mr. Zhang
01:33:19the best.
01:33:21Sister.
01:33:22I have something to say.
01:33:28I really have something to say.
01:33:29You're not going to propose in public, are you?
01:33:33Everyone.
01:33:38I'm already married.
01:33:45Sister.
01:33:53I'm sorry, Ms. Li.
01:33:55Now you know
01:33:56why I proposed to you.
01:34:04Youyou.
01:34:05Youyou.
01:34:07I can do anything for you.
01:34:09What are you doing?
01:34:10Get out.
01:34:11Although you have a husband,
01:34:13I hope you can accept my love.
01:34:19I beg you to let me have Youyou.
01:34:22Do you remember Liang Jieshao?
01:34:24Come here.
01:34:25I want to tell you
01:34:26that I'm really married to Youyou.
01:34:28I even have a son-in-law.
01:34:31Mr. Zhang, that's enough.
01:34:33Dismiss.
01:34:34Dismiss.
01:34:36Wait.
01:34:39Is it true?
01:34:40Yes, it's true.
01:34:48Actually,
01:34:49I'm already married to Mr. Zhang
01:34:51in England.
01:34:53But
01:34:54I'm just kidding.
01:34:58What are you doing?
01:35:00I'm still young.
01:35:01Actually,
01:35:02I think
01:35:03students shouldn't fall in love.
01:35:05It will affect their studies
01:35:07and
01:35:08Mr. Zhang.
01:35:15Ms. Li.
01:35:16I will always bless you.
01:35:20Youyou.
01:35:22Don't come any closer.
01:35:23I'll kick you into the sea.
01:35:24Who are you?
01:35:30Youyou.
01:35:34I'm sorry.
01:35:36I've been waiting for you all my life.
01:35:50Liang Jieshao.
01:35:52Where is Youyou?
01:35:55She said
01:35:56after you left,
01:35:57she would go back home.
01:36:02What does that mean?
01:36:04It means we are both bad.
01:36:06And I was kicked into the sea.
01:36:10What about you?
01:36:12I'm hungry.
01:36:14I'm going to get something to eat.
01:36:18Since everyone is so sad,
01:36:19don't worry.
01:36:21I'll treat you to tea.
01:36:23Okay.
01:36:49Youyou.
01:37:19Youyou.
01:37:43I'm going to London by plane.
01:37:45I'll board right away.
01:37:47The police station is full.
01:37:49I brought money.
01:37:50Business.
01:37:53Miss.
01:37:54The plane is full tonight.
01:37:55Even the business is full.
01:37:56We just have to wait.
01:37:58Let's just wait.
01:38:00How much money do we need?
01:38:01Don't we have money to pay?
01:38:0369,176.
01:38:05Miss.
01:38:06How about the casting fee?
01:38:11Actually,
01:38:12I just
01:38:13wanted to ask.
01:38:15Thank you.
01:38:20Thank you.
01:38:46Mr. Cheung.
01:38:47I'm afraid I can't accept this
01:38:49case study of yours on
01:38:51Youyou.
01:38:55You are going to fail me again.
01:38:57I think Youyou is some fictitious character
01:38:59you have created by yourself.
01:39:03But frankly,
01:39:04I rather enjoyed
01:39:05reading your
01:39:07novel.
01:39:14Mr. Cheung.
01:39:15Personally...
01:39:17Where are you going?
01:39:19Honey.
01:39:30Are you really asking me to do a novel?
01:39:35Hello.
01:39:38Hello.
01:39:39Hello.
01:39:40Hello.
01:39:41Hello.
01:39:42My name is Youyou Ma.
01:39:45It's me.
01:39:47Am I beautiful?
01:39:52You guys.
01:39:53Don't fail her.
01:39:55If you fail her,
01:39:56you will fail me
01:39:57and her
01:40:00relationship.
01:40:02I'm
01:40:03her wife.
01:40:05I'm only 18 years old.
01:40:07She's already 30.
01:40:10But she dumped me.
01:40:11Of course it's me.
01:40:13That's why I think
01:40:14she's very important to me.
01:40:24The marriage certificate.
01:40:26I've put it back.
01:40:30I've even
01:40:32erased all the divorces.
01:40:33Look.
01:40:39I
01:40:41want to be your wife.
01:40:47I want to be your wife.
01:40:52I want to be your wife.
01:40:55I want to be your wife.
01:40:57No.
01:40:58I want to be your husband.
01:41:06Peace.
01:41:08Mr. Cheung.
01:41:09What about your paper?
01:41:10I don't care anymore.
01:41:12Don't step on the grass.
01:41:13It's been a long time.
01:41:14No wonder you're so old
01:41:15and old.
01:41:17Hey.
01:41:20I like to step on it.
01:41:22It's grass.
01:41:23Of course I'll step on it.
01:41:24I won't let cows eat it.
01:41:26Hey.
01:41:2713th.
01:41:28You passed.
01:41:29The old lady let you pass.
01:41:30Do you know that?
01:41:31I can't do it anymore.
01:41:32I can't do it anymore.
01:41:33I can't do it anymore.
01:41:34I can't do it anymore.
01:41:35I can't do it anymore.
01:41:36I can't do it anymore.
01:41:38Let me find a younger one
01:41:40to play with.
01:41:47What did you say?
01:41:48Doctor's wife.
01:41:49It's not a doctor.
01:41:50It's a stone.
01:41:51Yes.
01:41:52I'm good at everything.
01:41:53Hey.
01:41:54I know what I'll do.
01:41:55Doctor's first thesis
01:41:56is to study babies.
01:41:57What?
01:41:58It's up to you.
01:41:59Let's have a baby to study.
01:42:00Are you crazy?
01:42:01I want to have a baby.
01:42:02I don't want to.
01:42:03I want to have a baby.
01:42:05What?
01:42:07You hit my baby.
01:42:11You hit my baby.
01:42:12You hit my baby.
01:42:13You hit my baby.
01:42:21It's annoying.
01:42:22It's annoying.
01:42:29I'm pretending to be scared.
01:42:31You're pretending to be scared?
01:42:32Yes.
01:42:33Don't insult me anymore.
01:42:37I'm going to jump.
01:42:38Why are you so fast?
01:42:39What are you doing?
01:42:41I'm scared.
01:42:42What are you scared of?
01:42:45Wow.
01:42:46It hurts.
01:42:47You're a big head.
01:42:48How did you do it?
01:42:49How did you do it?
01:42:57Jump.
01:43:02I'm going to fall.
01:43:03I'm going to fall.
01:43:04I'm going to fall.
01:43:05I'm going to fall.
01:43:06I'm going to help you.
01:43:09Are you okay?
01:43:10You're hurt.
01:43:12Do you want to know everything?
01:43:13Do you want to know everything?
01:43:14I'm not going to watch you.
01:43:23Wow. It's so hot.
01:43:27I'm going to jump.
01:43:29I'm going to jump.
01:43:30One.
01:43:31Two.
01:43:32Three.
01:43:33Four.
01:43:34Five.
01:43:35Six.
01:43:36Seven.
01:43:37Eight.
01:43:38Nine.
01:43:39Ten.
01:43:40Eleven.
01:43:41Twelve.
01:43:42Thirteen.
01:43:43Fourteen.
01:43:44Stop it.
01:43:45Cut.