Postrzyżyny 1980
Transcript
00:00:00Film based on the story by Bohumil Khrabal.
00:00:16Ostrzyżyny.
00:00:30Ostrzyzyny.
00:00:50Wasze wątłe zdrowie jako żywo wzmocni i naprawi tylko piwo.
00:01:20Nieco pro tebe mám.
00:01:31Mám coś dla ciebie.
00:01:33Poszukaj.
00:01:34Samá voda.
00:01:41Zimno.
00:01:42Samá voda.
00:01:45Zimno.
00:01:46Bardzo zimno.
00:01:51Samá voda.
00:01:54Zimno.
00:01:59Cieplej.
00:02:02Gorąco.
00:02:16Patent do nawlekania igieł.
00:02:29Wart naszyjnika tajskich pereł.
00:02:37Twoja drżąca rączka trafi nawet do najmniejszej dziurki.
00:02:51Nie bój się, Ludwiczku.
00:02:53Kochany, dobry prosiaczek.
00:02:56Będą z ciebie pyszne szyneczki.
00:03:26Wątróbka.
00:03:39Serduszko.
00:03:40Wspaniałe.
00:03:56Słodu mamy zawsze pod dostatkiem.
00:04:07Nawet go sprzedajemy.
00:04:08Dostarczają go okoliczni chłopi.
00:04:11Jęczmień jest mączny, w dodatku tańszy niż przed rokiem.
00:04:15Najważniejsze, żeby dbać o koszty.
00:04:18I o porządek.
00:04:19I uczciwość.
00:04:21Tutaj słód leżakuje nawet sześć tygodni.
00:04:24Potem jest ponownie oczyszczany i mielony.
00:04:26Proszę za mną.
00:04:51Co pan na to, doktorze?
00:04:55Czuję zapach gotowanego mięsa.
00:04:58W sezonie zimowym zaopatrzyliśmy się w lód.
00:05:01Mamy zapasy.
00:05:03Nie rozumiem.
00:05:04Mamy maj, jest ciepło, a u was świniobicie?
00:05:07Niestety świnia złamała nogę.
00:05:10Musi pan lepiej o wszystko dbać, panie zarządco?
00:05:14Jesteśmy w zarządzie, możemy pana zwolnić.
00:05:19Pieprz, sól, majeranek, tymianek, czosnek, imbir.
00:05:24Byłoby za słodkie.
00:05:26Wymieniliśmy cedzaki, oczyściliśmy ogrzewacze wody.
00:05:30Były zardzewiałe i zamulone.
00:05:33Bezpośrednie ogrzewanie zastąpiliśmy parowym.
00:05:37Skoro mamy tak znakomite piwo, czemu nie produkujemy go więcej?
00:05:41Możemy wprowadzić nowe.
00:05:44Nie wędzicie mięsa? Gotujecie?
00:05:47Czego żona nie zje, pójdzie do lodówki.
00:05:50Zimą wszystkie beczki dobrze wysmołowaliśmy.
00:05:53Naważyliśmy piwa na zapas.
00:05:55Długo leżakowało.
00:05:58Wysoka jakość piwa wzbudza większe zainteresowanie karczmą.
00:06:02Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:05Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:08Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:12Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:15Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:18Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:21Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:24Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:27Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:30Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:33Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:36Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:39Wymieniajmy piwo na zapas.
00:06:44Pozna?!?
00:06:48Pozna?!?
00:06:52Pozna?!?
00:06:57Pozna?!?
00:07:05Pozna?!?
00:07:09We have a plan B, which is supposed to be the most efficient,
00:07:12so we will follow your instructions.
00:07:25Mr. Martin, where have you been again?
00:07:27Where have you been? I asked you to bring me some wood.
00:07:32Please stay here and keep an eye on the fire.
00:07:36We will make a porridge.
00:07:39Some rum?
00:07:45What a job!
00:09:05Order, decency and cleanliness.
00:09:07Order is the foundation of every brewery.
00:09:09Please don't clean the coal.
00:09:11You can see that we can afford it.
00:09:13Mr. Manager, you have to try harder.
00:09:15What a smell!
00:09:28Please have a seat.
00:09:35Thank you.
00:09:49I hope you will appreciate my cooking.
00:09:52I invite you to try the fresh products from Świniobic.
00:09:55We will discuss the rest of the matters tomorrow.
00:10:05I invite you to try the fresh products from Świniobic.
00:10:08I invite you to try the fresh products from Świniobic.
00:10:35Delicious!
00:10:38Delicious!
00:11:08Delicious!
00:11:39Cheers!
00:12:03I am so full!
00:12:05And I, when I was full,
00:12:07I ate a whole plate of blackcurrant.
00:12:09A real fairy tale.
00:12:11Three guts of liver, two porridges and a head.
00:12:15And for the finish,
00:12:18pate.
00:12:21Actually, two.
00:12:29Dear lady,
00:12:32I bow my head to your culinary talent.
00:12:38It was a wonderful afternoon.
00:12:40A real rest.
00:12:48I still have to examine two pregnant patients
00:12:51and someone with a liver tumor.
00:13:01I have to go.
00:13:17You have to try harder, Mr. Manager.
00:13:20Put more effort into your work.
00:13:31They are corpses.
00:13:33I will eat them for free.
00:14:01I have something for you.
00:14:09What is it?
00:14:11What is it?
00:14:13I don't know.
00:14:21I don't know.
00:14:23I don't know.
00:14:25I don't know.
00:14:27I don't know.
00:14:29I don't know.
00:14:36Expander to strengthen the muscles.
00:14:39A universal gymnastic device for everyone.
00:14:43Amazing results after a short period of regular exercise.
00:14:47You will have more strength than a tiger
00:14:49with which one hit of the paw kills the prey.
00:14:59I can exercise.
00:15:13Children, women and men can exercise.
00:15:17In short, the whole family.
00:15:20I'm going.
00:15:28I fell asleep and I was happy to think about the morning
00:15:31when I will prepare two cutlets.
00:15:36Francine had a summer coffee for breakfast
00:15:39biting a piece of dry bread.
00:15:51Francine had as great muscles as this gladiator
00:15:54on the box from Expander.
00:15:57But inside he felt like a rabbit
00:15:59torn from the skin.
00:17:20What happened?
00:17:21What happened?
00:17:23Pepin.
00:17:50Finally I will meet my brother-in-law.
00:17:53I learned to be a helper in a shop in a small town.
00:17:56I was delivering soda water around the villages,
00:17:59I was sleeping on the roof and I was dreaming
00:18:02of finishing a trade school.
00:18:04Every month I was sending some money to my mother.
00:18:07Pepin learned to be a tailor
00:18:10but he was still fighting with his shoes.
00:18:13He was still fighting with his shoes.
00:18:16Pepin learned to be a tailor
00:18:19but he was still fighting with his shoes.
00:18:22He was shouting that others were making two pairs of shoes a day
00:18:25and it was hard for him to make one.
00:18:28I preferred to send money home
00:18:31so that only Pepin would not come here
00:18:34and would not shout his anger.
00:18:46And who is this lady, my sister-in-law?
00:18:49Welcome.
00:18:51What's up with you?
00:18:53I came to you for two weeks and you're lying here.
00:18:56Say hello.
00:18:58I don't have the last time to see you.
00:19:01What's up with you?
00:19:04I came to you for two weeks and you're lying here.
00:19:07What's up with you?
00:19:10I came to you for two weeks and you're lying here.
00:19:13Say hello.
00:19:16I don't have the last time to see you.
00:19:19I'm a little sick.
00:19:22Everyone greets you except Bohalena.
00:19:25She died suddenly.
00:19:28Some traitors threw dust into her wood.
00:19:31When she put it in the oven, everything exploded.
00:19:34She kicked with her feet and that was it.
00:19:37What about my wife? What about the braid?
00:19:40My uncle Zawiczak was repairing the roof on the church tower.
00:19:43He stumbled and fell. He fell on his face.
00:19:46Then he flew from branch to branch.
00:19:49He landed on his back, but nothing happened to him.
00:19:52When the parish priest saw it, he ran up to congratulate him.
00:19:55He didn't notice the step, he stumbled and broke his leg.
00:19:58My uncle had to pull him into the cart and take him to the hospital.
00:20:05Beautiful, isn't it?
00:20:09This is a product of a well-known shoe company in the world, Salamander.
00:20:12Swagierko, because you are an extremely intelligent lady,
00:20:15I will repair all your shoes.
00:20:18When it comes to shoes, I'm a professional.
00:20:23Here we have the Paris cut,
00:20:26and on the heel it's a joint, otherwise a sole.
00:20:29And here is an abscess, or absatz, in German or Austrian.
00:20:32If someone wants to be a tailor,
00:20:35he has to get the right papers,
00:20:38like a doctorate or a master's degree.
00:20:41Swagierko, I will teach you everything for these two weeks.
00:20:44Fourteen days or fourteen years,
00:20:47maybe until the end of my life.
00:20:51I will bake a cake.
00:20:58Damn, this liver pie is delicious.
00:21:01It's a pity I'm sick.
00:21:04I will teach you everything.
00:21:07I made shoes for the imperial court.
00:21:10The courier-deliveryman was very happy.
00:21:13I made shoes for the imperial court.
00:21:16The courier-deliveryman was very happy.
00:21:19The courier-deliveryman delivered them
00:21:22later through the whole province.
00:21:25By bike, exactly.
00:21:28A courier-deliveryman is not a sloth.
00:21:31When he meets the czar,
00:21:34he takes his bike, exactly.
00:21:37As you could see yesterday,
00:21:40we are very active.
00:21:43First of all,
00:21:46we were able to improve the quality of the beer.
00:21:49We use the best raw materials,
00:21:51we introduced the latest,
00:21:53tested abroad, technologies.
00:21:55Besides, I myself, with my motorcycle,
00:21:57go around all the pubs in the area
00:21:59and I make good deals.
00:22:04The daughter of the old man, Katka,
00:22:06was breaking her head every now and then
00:22:08about the corners of the furniture.
00:22:10On every corner, the old man put pillows
00:22:12to push his shoulders into the pads.
00:22:15So that we would be even more active
00:22:17in the coming months,
00:22:19he was nervous and once so violently
00:22:21opened the door that he hit his daughter
00:22:23in the head, so much so that it was dark.
00:22:26His assistant advised him
00:22:28to wash one of the pillows
00:22:30and after a week in a small box
00:22:32he came to the laundry shop.
00:22:34He was something amazing, like a child.
00:22:36He befriended everyone,
00:22:38so much so that he washed everything he saw.
00:22:40Once he washed the old man's alarm clock
00:22:42when he was repairing his bike,
00:22:44the shop took the parts and washed them in a stream.
00:22:51This inscription is my work.
00:22:54The worst thing is that the shop
00:22:56suspected that the old man was kissing his aunt
00:22:58and he also wanted to.
00:23:00The old men had to meet in the forest for a date.
00:23:03I made the inscriptions myself.
00:23:05I think the management should consider
00:23:07whether they could be printed.
00:23:09I would be able to deliver them
00:23:11as part of my business trip
00:23:13on our motorbikes.
00:23:17I would also like to mention
00:23:19another of my slogans.
00:23:22When health is in need,
00:23:24beer helps.
00:23:27How do you like it?
00:23:30Who is screaming so inhumanly there?
00:23:33My brother came for two weeks.
00:23:36Tell him to go to those
00:23:38who want to be silenced immediately.
00:23:41This is our brewery.
00:23:43Let him scream in the pasture.
00:23:52Are you bored?
00:23:54Let him buy a washing shop.
00:23:56This way he will be cured of melancholy.
00:24:00What are these screams?
00:24:04It's not me, it's something in me.
00:24:07Have mercy.
00:24:09They can throw me out because of you.
00:24:15Do you want me to be
00:24:17an ordinary accountant
00:24:19in some lowly brewery again?
00:24:25You can be a good policeman
00:24:27with your head.
00:24:29Leave me alone, brother-in-law.
00:24:32Uncle Adolf was a policeman.
00:24:34He used to chase a drunkard.
00:24:37They surrounded the building,
00:24:39went into the kitchen,
00:24:41and an old woman was sitting there.
00:24:43The police commander asks,
00:24:45where is your old man?
00:24:53Please continue.
00:24:57Because the competition
00:24:59of the hops-producing companies
00:25:01is large, I think
00:25:03the government should allow
00:25:05my motorcycle to go
00:25:07around the mills
00:25:09of the Miele region.
00:25:16Excuse me.
00:25:34He was walking to the outskirts
00:25:36of Ostrava.
00:25:38They took him away by tram.
00:25:40He had to go home.
00:25:42And the housekeeper
00:25:44didn't want to wash his clothes.
00:25:46I'm taking a half-hour break
00:25:48and let the accountant
00:25:50bring us some cold water.
00:25:54We are discussing
00:25:56serious matters here
00:25:58and you are making a comedy
00:26:00like some kid.
00:26:02If you are pissed off,
00:26:04you can wash it yourself.
00:26:08What a piece of shit.
00:26:11The best glue in the world.
00:26:13It's made by the Viennese company
00:26:15Salamander.
00:26:32I'll be right back.
00:27:02So beautiful. Thank you, brother.
00:27:26It's uncle Adolf!
00:27:28Uncle Adolf.
00:27:30He had a bad luck.
00:27:32Once he was passing
00:27:34the mills
00:27:36and the dentists
00:27:38were drinking there.
00:27:40He was invited.
00:27:42When they already had
00:27:44this guy in the tent,
00:27:46they were pulling
00:27:48each other's front teeth.
00:27:50He had a bad luck.
00:27:52He was lucky
00:27:54that he didn't hit
00:27:56those who castrated.
00:28:00He was lucky
00:28:02that he didn't hit
00:28:04those who castrated.
00:28:30He was lucky
00:28:32that he didn't hit
00:28:34those who castrated.
00:29:00A certain officer of the sick bank
00:29:02had a son in Ołomuń.
00:29:04He came to him
00:29:06to check his doctor
00:29:08and he said
00:29:10Mr. Korec, people are sick.
00:29:12You can't be sick.
00:29:14You can't be sick.
00:29:16You can't be sick.
00:29:18You can't be sick.
00:29:20You can't be sick.
00:29:22You can't be sick.
00:29:24You can't be sick.
00:29:26You can't be sick.
00:29:28The doctor said to him
00:29:30Mr. Korec, people are complaining
00:29:32that they don't get paid.
00:29:34What kind of mess is this?
00:29:36And Korec said
00:29:38that he collected money
00:29:40but he sent it to his son
00:29:42to study.
00:29:44The doctor said
00:29:46he doesn't care about it.
00:29:48Korec took a stick,
00:29:50drank a bottle of rum
00:29:52and rubbed his throat
00:29:54behind the barn.
00:29:56His wife couldn't steal
00:29:58so he hanged himself
00:30:00out of shame on the roof.
00:30:26♪♪♪
00:30:56♪♪♪
00:31:26♪♪♪
00:31:46gunshots
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00:32:18gunshots
00:32:20gunshots
00:32:22I'm going to miss you so much, I'm going to miss you so much, I'm going to miss you so much,
00:32:51I'm going to miss you so much, I'm going to miss you so much, I'm going to miss you
00:33:09nothing, even if a chimney fell on it.
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00:34:39Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-mi-le-do-si-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:34:44Będę śpiewał.
00:34:46Co na śniadanie? Kawa, herbata, mleko, czy piwo?
00:35:09Please remember that every woman has a tendency to do evil.
00:35:30Good day.
00:35:36What was I talking about?
00:35:38About women.
00:35:40Women are the only good that was given to us.
00:35:59Get up tomorrow.
00:36:10It can't go on like this.
00:36:16Beer, uncooled, dirty balls.
00:36:18You are ruining the brand of our beer.
00:36:22We will be forced to terminate the contract.
00:36:25We will be forced to terminate the contract.
00:36:55Mr. Sweet, do you see what they carry in half a liter of beer?
00:37:20Please look at this wonder in the glove.
00:37:23Wonderful foam, like whipped cream.
00:37:25Even like a pudding.
00:37:27It's not even a pudding, but...
00:37:31badly cooled.
00:37:39Azure is the color of summer.
00:37:44For the summer season, the color of hope.
00:37:47Azure blue.
00:37:53They smell like rosemary.
00:38:24This well and the hair of the wife of the brewer are the decoration of our city.
00:38:35Please don't let yourself.
00:38:37This beer is not well cooled.
00:38:39In our hotel we can do what we like.
00:38:41We are in charge of the brewery.
00:38:43I will send you the ice.
00:38:52Good morning, gentlemen.
00:38:56Hi, Franto.
00:38:58When will you be at home?
00:38:59I don't know. I have to do something.
00:39:02Dear lady, I give you a toast for your beautiful hair.
00:39:06For your culinary talent.
00:39:08Delight for the soul. Heavenly fricasses.
00:39:27I hope you won't be offended.
00:39:30Please have a drink with us.
00:39:32Cheers!
00:40:01But it should be colder.
00:40:04Goodbye.
00:40:26We will make a beautiful animal out of you.
00:40:30We will put a golden belt around the neck.
00:40:46You will look beautiful.
00:40:50The world will be bright.
00:40:54You will be able to dance.
00:41:24You will be able to dance.
00:41:53You will be able to dance.
00:42:23You will be able to dance.
00:42:53You will be able to dance.
00:43:23You will be able to dance.
00:43:49Can I help you?
00:43:51No.
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00:48:45I had a heart attack, because I was as cheeky as Saski, the candidate, and I broke my head.
00:48:55Everyone jumped out of the beds and rejoiced that the wedding would be soon.
00:49:04Marzenka bought me a tie and a ring, but I pretended to be sick.
00:49:10A drunkard got married to her, who was always drunk.
00:49:20It was enough that he sneezed and Marzenka was with hope.
00:49:39Marzenka bought me a tie and a ring, but I pretended to be sick.
00:50:09Right leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:50:24Left leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:50:39This is called kolbenschum, and this is called myndung.
00:50:46Right leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:51:16Right leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:51:26Left leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:51:36Right leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:51:46Right leg forward, chest forward, head up.
00:52:13Our Frenchman is a bit nervous.
00:52:16Mr. Batista advises to wash yourself with spring water in such cases.
00:52:24Ladies have priority.
00:52:30Jak na komin, to na komin.
00:53:00O rany, szwa growa!
00:53:20Byłaby tu wspaniała Beobachtungsstelle.
00:53:23Punkt widokowy?
00:53:25Dura.
00:53:27Punkt widokowy są dla cywilów, a Beobachtungsstelle jest dla żołnierzy, którzy podczas wojny obserwują ruchy nieprzyjaciela.
00:53:37Szwa growa!
00:53:39Jesteś inteligentna i piękna, ale gdyby usłyszał cię nasz kapitan, z pewnością by wrzasnął.
00:53:45Posiekam cię na kawałki!
00:53:55W sumie, czemu miałby mi to zrobić? Nawet mnie lubił. Nosiłem mu szable.
00:54:04Miałem same piątki, dyplomy pochwalne. Stawiano mnie za wzór.
00:54:13Ale pułkownik Bucherer mnie nie znał. Nie mógł przecież znać wszystkich.
00:54:20Ależ tu pięknie!
00:54:50Beobachtungsstelle!
00:55:17Czy to prawda, że pasałeś w wojsku kozy? Kto ci tak powiedział?
00:55:24Kioskarz Melichar. Podobno był w wojsku kapitanem i obserwował cię przez lornetkę z Beobachtungsstelle.
00:55:34Kioskarz nie mógł zostać kapitanem. Cesarz by na to nie pozwolił.
00:55:44Cesarz nie powierzyłby kioskarzowi lornetki.
00:55:48Ranny żołnierz mógł dostać od cesarza kiosk, ale kioskarz nigdy nie zostałby kapitanem.
00:56:13Na górę, marsz!
00:56:43Panie Georgi, nie ma pan zawrotu w głowy? Okropne!
00:57:12W imieniu prawa proszę zejść na dół.
00:57:17Pani szwagier też.
00:57:21Pan pierwszy.
00:57:28Ja przećwiczę zejście środkiem komina.
00:57:35Kierunek na dół.
00:57:47Ludzi się panu, niech pan sobie kupi szopa pracza.
00:58:17Zasłużyła pani na lanie. Na gołą? Owszem.
00:58:46Na górze musiało być pięknie.
00:58:50Owszem, bo było niebezpiecznie.
00:58:53Tylko niebezpieczne może być prawdziwe.
00:58:56Austriacki żołnierz znowu zwyciężył.
00:59:00Miło to słyszeć.
00:59:03To jest ten pana brat, który tak lubi krzyczeć?
00:59:10Jaki ma zawód? Szewc i słodownik.
00:59:15Panie zarządco, nakazuje przyjąć go do pracy w browarze.
00:59:22Robota to najlepszy lek na krzyki i brzaski.
00:59:36Ogłaszam koniec akcji.
00:59:39Odjazd.
00:59:44Nasza drużyna strażacka to prawdziwi ochotnicy, a nie jacyś pseudo-strażacy z amerykańskiej komedii.
00:59:51Wyślemy panu rachunek.
01:00:02Musiał być stamtąd piękny widok.
01:00:25Francine ma słabowite nerwy.
01:00:56Francine.
01:01:05Ta ulba muzyka cię wzmocni.
01:01:12Ucieszy cię.
01:01:13Ukoi twoją duszę.
01:01:18Obudzi siły witalne.
01:02:18Kiedy w wojsku tańczyłem z panną Wlastą, porucznicy od dragonów szaleli i zamawiali martela.
01:02:41Au!
01:02:52Moja noga.
01:03:06Musimy wezwać doktora.
01:03:10Co za nieszczęście.
01:03:13Szalona kobieto coś ty znowu wyprawiała.
01:03:20Musi leżeć.
01:03:22W przeciwnym wypadku czekają ją kule i do końca życia będzie na wózku.
01:03:30Jak już powiedziałem, pacjentka nie może się ruszać. Absolutny spokój. Za dwa tygodnie zobaczymy.
01:03:40Bracie, wybaczysz mi?
01:03:43Chyba nie biosa mi cię zesłały.
01:03:56Co dodajesz do paszy?
01:03:59Rozgniecione ziemniaki.
01:04:02Ugotujesz w garnku na korytarzu. Dodasz trochę otrąb. Można dokroić jabłek.
01:04:09Zmierz temperaturę w nocy, kasłałaś.
01:04:23Trzydzieści osiem i sześć.
01:04:27Gorączka.
01:04:31Zrobię ci zimny okład.
01:04:36Tylko żeby odleżyny się nie pojawiły i płuca nie przykleiły do płucnej.
01:04:44O zapalenie płuc nietrudno.
01:04:57Ma mnie taką, jaką zawsze chciał mieć. Może ma nadzieję, że noga źle się zrośnie i będzie mnie woził na wózku.
01:05:04Ma szansę stać się najszczęśliwszym mężem na świecie.
01:05:09Jestem taka, jaką zawsze chciał. Chora, bezbronna.
01:05:20Masz jeszcze minutkę?
01:05:22Oczywiście, jesteś pod moją opieką.
01:05:28Idź do piwnicy. W skopku leży pod kamieniem mięso przygotowane do wędzenia. Odwróć je na drugą stronę.
01:05:41Ja?
01:05:44Wiesz przecież, jak nie znoszę mięsa, więc pewnie będziesz musiał wozić mnie na wózku inwalidzkim. Jestem zdana na ciebie.
01:05:59Pędzę moja droga, musisz mieć absolutny komfort.
01:06:14Czosnek.
01:06:44Usuńcie to z podwórza póki świeże.
01:06:48Można jechać.
01:07:13Ma!
01:07:44Mam coś dla ciebie.
01:07:46Zamknij oczy.
01:07:48Na pewno zamknęłaś, a nie otworzysz?
01:07:54Tak.
01:07:57Już?
01:07:59Jaki piękny.
01:08:01Podoba ci się?
01:08:03Tak.
01:08:05A jak ci się podoba?
01:08:07Tak.
01:08:09A jak ci się podoba?
01:08:11Tak.
01:08:13A jak ci się podoba?
01:08:15Tak.
01:08:17A jak ci się podoba?
01:08:19Tak.
01:08:21A jak ci się podoba?
01:08:23Tak.
01:08:25Podoba ci się?
01:08:27Tak.
01:08:29A kto ci go kupił?
01:08:31Francin.
01:08:33A kto to jest Francin?
01:08:35Kim jestem?
01:08:42Twoim?
01:08:44Mężusiem.
01:08:55Czegoż można jeszcze chcieć, ja zdrowy żona na wózku.
01:09:08Od kiedy brat Pepin pracuje, przeszła mu ochota na wrzaski.
01:11:25Kto powiedział, że nie mam głosu?
01:11:41Co z tym piwem chłopaki?
01:11:47Bądź zdrów bracie.
01:11:50Kanały czyste?
01:11:51Jeśli nie, pójdzie tam Pepin. Tam niech sobie ryczy ile chce.
01:11:56Byle nie po niemiecku,
01:11:58członkowie zarządu należą do patriotycznego sokoła.
01:12:06Procz bychom se ne cieszyli.
01:12:13Kdyż nam pan buzdravida zdravida.
01:12:24A kto żena, która udana.
01:12:49Stań Paulinko.
01:12:52I ty też, drogi Martinie.
01:12:55Obejmijcie się i pocałujcie, kochane dzieci.
01:12:59Panna Paulina wstała i podała rękę żemlowi,
01:13:02który w radosnym uniesieniu poderwał się i aż zachwiał.
01:13:09Do pocałunku o mało by nie doszło, gdyby nie pani szóstrowa,
01:13:13która obydwoje młodych lekko ku sobie pchnęła.
01:13:16Paulina nastawiła policzek.
01:13:18Gdy Martin zbliżał swe drżące usta do ust dziewczyny,
01:13:22a na swym ciele czuł jej jędrne falujące piersi,
01:13:25doznał jakby porażenia prądem.
01:13:33Wróciłem. Witamy cię.
01:13:39Katastrofa.
01:13:42Jedna taka bohalena ta dopiero miała widzenie.
01:13:45Nad naszym miasteczkiem zobaczyła lecącego konia
01:13:48z płonącą grzywą i ogonem.
01:13:51Rzekła, będzie wojna. I wojna wybuchła.
01:13:59A w zeszłym roku zdarzyło się coś niebywałego.
01:14:02Baby padały na kolana.
01:14:04Nad naszym kościołem przeleciało dzieciątko Jezus,
01:14:07ale potem wszystko się wyjaśniło.
01:14:10Kiedy aeroplany ćwiczyły strzelanie do worków
01:14:13zawieszonych za nimi na linach,
01:14:15jeden szkrab, Lolan, pasuł swoje baranki.
01:14:22Piękny chłopczyk, ma kręcony blond włosy,
01:14:24zaplątał się w jedną z lini,
01:14:26kiedy aeroplan startował, pociągnął za sobą Lolana.
01:14:29Nad miasteczkiem leciał Lolan,
01:14:31ale baby myślały, że to Jezus.
01:14:37Lina zawadziła za kościołem,
01:14:40a Jezus spadał z gałęzi na gałąź,
01:14:42jak kiedyś stary zawiczak.
01:14:44Kiedy wylądował, podniósł się i pyta,
01:14:46gdzie moje baranki?
01:14:48Baby klękały, prosząc o błogosławieństwo.
01:14:51A on zaczął.
01:15:07Zaczął się żegnać.
01:15:09Matka wyszła na chwilę do kuchni, niby po wodę,
01:15:11a tak naprawdę chciała dać młodym okazję
01:15:13do czułego pożegnania.
01:15:37Puls prawidłowy.
01:15:50Dobrze, że małżonek robi pani okłady.
01:15:58Przepraszam, ale trochę się przeziębiłem.
01:16:02Od trzech godzin jestem w drodze.
01:16:06Proszę podnieść koszulę.
01:16:14I głęboko oddychać.
01:16:27Kto pił, umarł. Kto nie pił, też umarł.
01:16:31Ale kto nasze piwo pił, z pewnością długo żył.
01:17:01Są małe szmery, ale wszystko będzie dobrze.
01:17:23Przepiszę lekarstwa.
01:17:30Ranki są nadal chłodne.
01:17:34Trzy razy dziennie małą łyżeczkę rano w południe
01:17:43i wieczorem.
01:17:46Jeśli pan pozwoli, doktorze, mąż kupił mi prądy, które leczą.
01:17:53Na przeziębienie jest rurka katodowa,
01:17:56olej eukaliptusowy, zapach sosnowego zagajnika.
01:18:01Rurka katodowa, zapach zagajnika?
01:18:05Niech no mi pani pokaże ten szmelc.
01:18:11Zna się pani na tym, oczywiście.
01:18:15Tu jest olejek eukaliptusowy, pachnący lasem i żywicą.
01:18:21Zanim włożę panu do nosa inhalator ozonowy,
01:18:24proszę się wygodnie położyć na plecach.
01:18:30Czuje pan ten żar? Ileż w tym poezji?
01:18:35To woń ozonu, jak po letniej burzy.
01:18:41Niebieski to pański kolor. Mój też.
01:18:46To barwa, która uspokaja i obniża ciśnienie krwi.
01:18:53Tak. Niebieski kolor.
01:18:57Zapach sosnowego zagajnika.
01:19:02Co wy tu robicie?
01:19:07Co to było?
01:19:23Gdzie pani ma ten olejek pachnący sosnowym zagajnikiem?
01:19:29Nie ma.
01:19:33To nie jest olejek.
01:19:37To jest zielone.
01:19:41Nie ma.
01:19:45Nie ma.
01:19:49Gdzie pani ma ten olejek pachnący sosnowym gajem?
01:20:00Szalona kobieto, należy go rozrzedzać jeden do dziesięciu.
01:20:06Proszę o wybaczenie, panie prezesie.
01:20:12Gdybym nie był prezesem zarządu browaru,
01:20:18chciałbym być na pana miejscu.
01:20:29Było to cudowne, pełne poezji popołudnie.
01:20:48No, tak noga jest w porządku.
01:20:54W ramach rehabilitacji zalecam jazdę na bicyklu.
01:21:00Ale nadeszły nowe czasy.
01:21:06Moda na skracanie.
01:21:11Proszę wyjrzeć przez okno.
01:21:17Skróciłem ogierowi ogon.
01:21:21Rzeczywiście, uciął mu pan prawie cały.
01:21:27A sobie skróciłem wąsy.
01:21:36Piękne.
01:21:46Piękne.
01:22:16Piękne.
01:22:20Piękne.
01:22:24Piękne.
01:22:45To urządzenie skraca odległości i zbliża ludzi.
01:22:51Kochani, nasza partia będzie walczyła o to,
01:22:54by ten wynalazek trafił do każdego domu,
01:22:57by każda rodzina mogła go nabyć za niewygórowaną cenę.
01:23:03Za rok, może dwa, każdy będzie mógł posłuchać
01:23:06nie tylko wiadomości, ale i muzyki.
01:23:10Przyjaciele, nie chcę uprzedzać faktów,
01:23:13ale ten aparat umożliwi nam słuchanie wiadomości
01:23:16nie tylko z Pragi, ale i z Brna.
01:23:20Albo muzyki z Pilzna.
01:23:23Będę trochę nieskromny, ale niedługo dotrą do nas wiadomości
01:23:27i muzyka prosto z Paryża.
01:23:30Pepinku, proszę na górę.
01:23:39Skracamy.
01:23:41Pięknie. Wszystko skracamy, szwagierko.
01:23:46Skraca się czas, skracają odległości.
01:23:49Wszystko pójdzie na skróty.
01:23:59Wydaje mi się, że to urządzenie nie przyniesie ludziom szczęścia.
01:24:06Przyszło mi do głowy, aby podczas tego skracania
01:24:09ludziom nie skrócił się też rozum.
01:24:13Cholera, szwagierka to ma jednak szczęście.
01:24:17Jak to dobrze, że chociaż ktoś w tej rodzinie ma głowę na karku.
01:24:21Boję się, szwagierko, żeby przy tym skracaniu
01:24:24ludzie nie ukrócili sobie swoich praw.
01:24:26Co ty wygadujesz? Panowie są wzburzeni, zwalniają cię.
01:24:29Nie mają prawa, należę do związku.
01:24:33Niniejszym odcinamy się od starych Austro-Węgier.
01:24:42Pan ma motocykl czeskiej firmy, a my ciężarówkę wyprodukowaną w Czechach.
01:24:47Konie to już przeszłość.
01:24:50Ta ciężarówka, panowie, zastąpi dwie pary problemów.
01:24:54Przeprowadzimy je do Węgier.
01:24:57To już przeszłość.
01:25:00Ta ciężarówka, panowie, zastąpi dwie pary koni
01:25:03i przyśpieszy dostawy piwa do odległych wiosek.
01:25:06Browarniane wałachy pójdą na rzeź.
01:25:09Zastąpią je ciężarówki, które przyśpieszą i skrócą
01:25:12drogę piwa do wiejskich karczyn.
01:25:18To jak śmierć w rodzinie należą się panu trzy dni wolnego.
01:25:28Skrócić.
01:25:31Po męsku.
01:25:41Nie.
01:25:44Mówię, że chcę ostrzyć włosy.
01:25:47Tak jak Josephine Baker.
01:25:57Nie.
01:26:27Nie.
01:26:45A teraz zapoznam panów z kolejnymi projektami
01:26:48usprawniającymi produkcję.
01:26:53Panowie, zapraszam.
01:26:58Przebudowując ważelnię, skrócimy drogę beczek do piwnicy.
01:27:05Panie majster, proszę przekazać robotnikom,
01:27:08że dzień roboczy będzie krótszy.
01:27:11Wynagrodzenie też odpowiednio zmniejszymy.
01:27:14Już?
01:27:27Już.
01:27:35Ale z pana czarodziej czuje się taka lekka.
01:27:57Dokąd zaprowadzi nas to skracanie
01:28:00już trzem psom ucięto ogony,
01:28:03obcięła sobie włosy
01:28:08i spódnicę.
01:28:11Nagie kolanokobiety
01:28:14to drugie imię Ducha Świętego.
01:28:19Browar wprawdzie prosperuje,
01:28:22ale koszty są bardzo wysokie.
01:28:25Same nowości i brakuje tego porządku.
01:28:28Pana chyba też będziemy musieli wymienić.
01:28:31Moja żona skarżyła się, że pan jej nie poznał.
01:28:44Dzień dobry.
01:28:50Gdzie włosy?
01:28:55Tu.
01:29:10Powietrze w oponach mam.
01:29:13Pompka też sprawna.
01:29:26O!
01:29:29O!
01:29:32O!
01:29:35O!
01:29:38O!
01:29:41O!
01:29:44O!
01:29:47O!
01:29:50O!
01:30:05Pompkę kupiłam w firmie Runkas
01:30:08na ulicy Bolesławskiej.
01:30:11No cóż, moje dziewczę, zaczynamy nowe życie.
01:30:14Sądzę, panie zarządco, że damy panu jeszcze jedną szansę.
01:30:44Włódka jest długa, a wiosła krótkie.
01:30:47Choć moja droga, płyniemy z powrotem.
01:30:50Popłyńmy w dal,
01:30:53hen aż do zielonych hal.
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