PolandJa
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00:00:30Oh
00:01:00What the hell is this? It's like a dog or a dog's den.
00:01:31Thank you.
00:01:33Whatever.
00:01:35The boss will call you later.
00:01:38Anyway, good luck.
00:01:39What are you doing here?
00:02:03I'm pissed off.
00:02:05How about a vacation?
00:02:08The sun, the beach,
00:02:11and some nice people, if possible.
00:02:14Not for long, right?
00:02:16Not for long? When do you think?
00:02:18I'm tired. I'm leaving today.
00:02:34What the hell is this?
00:02:59There's 1,500 zloty bills around here.
00:03:03So you still owe me 10,000.
00:03:06I'll see you on Monday. I'll find you.
00:03:09This city has eyes.
00:03:12Remember. Eyes.
00:03:25Huseyn.
00:03:27Tell me something before you die.
00:03:30What do you want to do before you die, Huseyn?
00:03:33It's cold today. We're freezing.
00:03:36Let's get to work.
00:03:40I asked you something, bro. Life is short.
00:03:43What do you want to do before you die?
00:03:47Bro, I asked you something.
00:03:50Hold on tight. Let's take this too.
00:03:56Stop!
00:04:02Stop!
00:04:04Stop, for fuck's sake!
00:04:06Stop.
00:04:08Easy. Come here.
00:04:19Stop!
00:04:21Stop right there!
00:04:23Shut up!
00:04:25Hello?
00:04:28Pizunia?
00:04:30No, I'm not shouting.
00:04:32I'm at work, you know.
00:04:35What?
00:04:37But no.
00:04:39I don't understand.
00:04:41I think I overheard you.
00:04:45Why can't you take this?
00:04:47Because I'm a cop?
00:04:49And now I'm recording to bother you?
00:04:51Friend.
00:04:55What's up, Pizunia?
00:04:59I had a friend in the basement.
00:05:03Hello?
00:05:05Hello?
00:05:16What are we doing?
00:05:18What?
00:05:20What about this?
00:05:21What about this?
00:05:25What about this?
00:05:29We know each other.
00:05:33What are you doing at home? Go to bed.
00:05:43I was spreading this shit in the bar yesterday.
00:05:47It even smells different.
00:05:48I don't know who gave it to me.
00:06:18It's okay.
00:06:20It smells like this.
00:06:22It's 365 days a year.
00:06:24It's worth the price.
00:06:26Let's say the price of the smell, but it's free.
00:06:28Freedom, ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:30is dying today.
00:06:33Before you die, do one thing.
00:06:35Just one thing.
00:06:37What do you want to do before you die?
00:06:40Is it that hard?
00:06:42I just have a million.
00:06:44I'm going on vacation to Turkey.
00:06:46And what?
00:06:48I'm going on a promotion.
00:06:50I've been coming here for a long time.
00:06:52I'm optimistic about this place,
00:06:54about the people, about the world.
00:06:56I don't want to sound like a faggot.
00:07:03Come with me.
00:07:05Let's go for a beer.
00:07:07I'm begging you.
00:07:09Why are you worrying so much?
00:07:18Let's go.
00:07:39Artur!
00:07:41Artur, wake up!
00:07:43The snake!
00:07:45What?
00:07:46How did it get here?
00:07:48A snake?
00:07:50How? We don't know.
00:07:52Maybe it's crawling.
00:07:54What snake?
00:07:56A huge, venomous one.
00:07:58We have to get out of here somehow.
00:08:00At least listen to me once in your life.
00:08:02It's been buzzing all year, like a snake.
00:08:04From the laundry, son.
00:08:06Laundry?
00:08:08I'm talking about the laundry.
00:08:10I vacuumed, then I wanted to set up the laundry.
00:08:12I open the drum, I hear a click.
00:08:14The snake is looking.
00:08:16It goes forward right away.
00:08:18I go backwards.
00:08:20The snake doesn't walk, mom.
00:08:47Mom!
00:08:53So?
00:09:03Artur?
00:09:16What's up, bro?
00:09:18I just asked, bro.
00:09:20Think about it.
00:09:22You have all the possibilities, bro.
00:09:24You can do whatever you want, whenever you want.
00:09:27One thing.
00:09:29Just one thing.
00:09:31What would you like to do, bro?
00:09:34Nice kebab.
00:09:47Hi, Robocop.
00:09:49Hi.
00:10:01I'm going for a cigarette.
00:10:03Is anyone coming?
00:10:06I'm coming.
00:10:17What did you give me?
00:10:19It's morning, mom.
00:10:21What are you talking about?
00:10:23I'm talking about the snake.
00:10:25It's walking around here.
00:10:27The snake isn't walking, it's crawling.
00:10:29Hey, man.
00:10:31Can you do something that would give me a kick?
00:10:33I won't let it go.
00:10:35It's all a trap.
00:10:37It doesn't bite, it suffocates.
00:10:39What are you talking about?
00:10:41I didn't say anything.
00:10:43These are my friends.
00:10:44Friends, man.
00:10:46Say something!
00:10:48I know, because you told me.
00:10:50You came to me in the morning for shopping with a suffocator on your neck.
00:10:52And you tell me,
00:10:54you're my new friend, Snake,
00:10:56and you're more faithful than a dog,
00:10:58but you say he's better.
00:11:00Because you don't have to go for a walk with him three times a day,
00:11:02at any time of the year.
00:11:04And that this type of animal care suits you,
00:11:06because you have a duty on the bone and there's no stress.
00:11:08Are you sure it's not dangerous?
00:11:10Fuck, Arthur.
00:11:12I touched him, do you understand?
00:11:15In the morning, they almost caught me,
00:11:17fucked me up,
00:11:19poked me on a couple of nice tits,
00:11:21some kind of lantern,
00:11:23they fucked me up here under my bench.
00:11:25Let him go, I'm loyal to you,
00:11:27because snakes bring bad luck,
00:11:29and some, in addition, suffocate.
00:11:41Fuck.
00:12:05I'll have breakfast at work.
00:12:07At work?
00:12:08What kind of work is this?
00:12:12In a cafe.
00:12:14You should be teaching at the university.
00:12:34Which pool are you going to?
00:12:35Which pool are you going to?
00:12:37For fuck's sake!
00:12:41Hey!
00:12:43Which pool are you going to?
00:12:45This is a very fast traffic.
00:12:47Should I teach you how to drive?
00:12:52Fuck!
00:12:58You've been corked now.
00:13:00Come on!
00:13:02Fuck!
00:13:05Fuck!
00:13:26Jola.
00:13:29How many more years can you go on like this?
00:13:32Once a year, they give us a bonus.
00:13:35They look like monkeys on a banana.
00:13:40You!
00:13:42Have you seen how I do something in front of the new CEO?
00:13:45CEO?
00:13:49How he makes coffees, opens the door.
00:13:53And he paid the bonus like 10 of your pensions.
00:13:55That's twice.
00:13:57And he was whining at the...
00:13:59Difficult situation in the company,
00:14:01that he has no money.
00:14:03Fuck it.
00:14:06I don't get tired before the vacation.
00:14:08I don't get tired after the vacation either.
00:14:10You've just been on vacation.
00:14:12No, no, no.
00:14:14I'm sorry.
00:14:16It was a medical leave.
00:14:18I have a vacation in a week, four days, six hours.
00:14:28Fuckers.
00:14:33Finally.
00:14:35What's up? You called.
00:14:37I called because I wanted to make sure
00:14:39that you'll be at Meli's competition.
00:14:41What Meli's competition?
00:14:43Sports.
00:14:45Running, at school.
00:14:47Because I'm training, if you don't remember.
00:14:49But I can't today, I'm busy.
00:14:51I'm in a cork.
00:14:53I'm going to work.
00:14:55She asked you to be there this time.
00:14:57You promised her.
00:14:59Listen, it's also your child.
00:15:00Will you tell her yourself?
00:15:02Because I won't lie to you again.
00:15:04But how can I lie?
00:15:06I have an important meeting.
00:15:08I'm in a hurry, do you understand?
00:15:10Of course.
00:15:12As usual, I have a meeting.
00:15:14What the fuck?
00:15:16I warn you.
00:15:18We talked about this.
00:15:20What the fuck?
00:15:22Don't make a scene.
00:15:24What are you doing?
00:15:26Are you talking to me?
00:15:28No, I'm not talking to you.
00:15:30Wait a minute.
00:15:32Get the fuck out, you stinker.
00:15:34Bad sandwich.
00:15:36Wait a minute.
00:15:38Don't you have any other?
00:15:40Give me a good sandwich.
00:15:42You're fucked.
00:15:48You'll see now.
00:15:51I'll fuck you up.
00:15:55Open the door.
00:16:00Open the car.
00:16:03I'm already closed.
00:16:07Open the car.
00:16:13Good morning.
00:16:15You can't park here.
00:16:17You have a personal driver's license.
00:16:19I got a light.
00:16:21You have a personal driver's license.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25Did you drink?
00:16:27No, how?
00:16:29ID, please.
00:16:31But...
00:16:33Don't worry.
00:16:35I'll call the police.
00:16:37They'll come and take your blood.
00:16:39Do you want it?
00:16:41There's that stinker.
00:16:43On the other side of the street.
00:16:45He's standing there.
00:16:47Did such an old man beat you?
00:16:49Sir, I have a good day today.
00:16:52Tomorrow I'm going on vacation, skiing.
00:16:55That's why only a hundred.
00:16:57This is for you.
00:16:59But...
00:17:00Goodbye.
00:17:19Fuck!
00:17:26Fuck!
00:17:32Fuck you!
00:17:34Why do you keep coming here?
00:17:36They almost locked me up because of you.
00:17:38You keep bringing snakes here.
00:17:40You'll be cursed among all creatures.
00:17:42The Lord said to the snake.
00:17:44Amen.
00:17:47Tell me where I got it from.
00:17:49I don't know.
00:17:51All I know is what you told me last night.
00:17:53I don't remember.
00:17:54I'm telling you this,
00:17:56but maybe you should take a break from dragons.
00:17:58What happened last night?
00:18:00You came here with a snake on your neck.
00:18:02At first I thought...
00:18:04Fuck, man!
00:18:06You started to feel this snake.
00:18:08You fucked it up.
00:18:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:14Why are you laughing?
00:18:16I don't need any sensation.
00:18:19You went to Kepsa.
00:18:21You know, to Istanbul.
00:18:22You were eating,
00:18:24and suddenly you see
00:18:26a guy coming out of the crowd.
00:18:28And on his neck
00:18:30he's got this snake.
00:18:32He was showing off his dick.
00:18:34And you couldn't help yourself.
00:18:36You came up to him and stroked him.
00:18:38And that was your mistake.
00:18:41He asked you nicely.
00:18:43You said it was nice.
00:18:45So the guy gave it to you.
00:18:47And you said you had to take care of something.
00:18:49With a white, strong snake?
00:18:50The guy didn't come back.
00:18:52And you were happy.
00:18:54You said, what a nice, sweet guy.
00:18:56I always wanted a pet.
00:18:58Only my mother wouldn't let me have one.
00:19:00I wanted a dog, not a cat.
00:19:02I was eight.
00:19:10Listen up, everyone.
00:19:13I've decided
00:19:15to refresh our office
00:19:17and change the way we work.
00:19:20We need more distance.
00:19:22Each of us.
00:19:24That's what these sofas are for.
00:19:26So everyone can sit on them
00:19:28while looking for
00:19:30new ideas.
00:19:32That's it.
00:19:34Back to work.
00:19:51And that's what I'm talking about.
00:19:53I need to make you aware of one more thing.
00:19:55I'm sitting here, talking to people, and I know
00:19:58there was a guy who had a snake too.
00:20:00They even slept in the same room.
00:20:02And while the snake was small,
00:20:04it was sleeping in its mouth.
00:20:06And when it grew up,
00:20:08it started to bite him.
00:20:10Do you understand?
00:20:12He started to treat it like a pet.
00:20:14What are you talking about?
00:20:16Yeah, fuck, they're not nice animals.
00:20:18Why don't you sit with him for a while?
00:20:20And I'll go to work.
00:20:30Hey, what's this?
00:20:32What's this?
00:20:33What's this?
00:20:34Gold?
00:20:35Gold?
00:20:36This is gold?
00:20:37What's this?
00:20:38What am I eating?
00:20:39What am I eating?
00:20:40Pomegranate.
00:20:41Hey, what's this?
00:20:42What's this?
00:20:43Gold?
00:20:44Gold?
00:20:45Pomegranate.
00:20:46Pomegranate.
00:20:47Holy shit.
00:20:49Listen, buddy.
00:20:51You can pay me in installments,
00:20:52but far away.
00:20:53And let me eat.
00:20:55Fuck!
00:21:05Izunia?
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08I'm really glad you're calling,
00:21:10because I've just thought it all over.
00:21:12What are you thinking?
00:21:13And we need to talk.
00:21:14What are you thinking?
00:21:15What can I do now?
00:21:17Number?
00:21:19I don't know.
00:21:21I think I have it.
00:21:22Wait, wait.
00:21:24How do I look?
00:21:29Like a Christmas Eve dinner at your mother's.
00:21:34That's all?
00:21:36Why are you only calling for that?
00:21:39I don't know.
00:21:40I thought there was something else.
00:21:41Something else?
00:21:42Maybe you want to tell me something, Izunia?
00:21:44No, okay.
00:21:45I won't talk to you like that.
00:21:46Please, don't scare me.
00:22:00Is there vodka?
00:22:01There's no vodka.
00:22:02Can I have a beer?
00:22:03A good beer.
00:22:08I'll borrow some tea.
00:22:09I'll be right back.
00:22:10Fuck.
00:22:12Fuck.
00:22:16Zeyn.
00:22:18Because he sent me.
00:22:19Because he sent me.
00:22:32It just so happens that today is my birthday.
00:22:37So, theoretically,
00:22:39I should be spending it with my mistress.
00:22:43In practice, I like it.
00:22:46Healthy,
00:22:47clean,
00:22:48fatherly.
00:22:55Okay.
00:22:57To your health, Wladyslaw.
00:22:58Wladyslaw.
00:23:01I thought it was Valdemar.
00:23:02No, no.
00:23:03Wladyslaw.
00:23:13Fuck.
00:23:20Clean this up.
00:23:30I said clean this up.
00:23:31Don't you understand Polish?
00:23:33But how?
00:23:36Do you have hands?
00:23:42Fuck.
00:23:47That's it.
00:23:52No one will make a mess here.
00:23:54This is our home.
00:23:56It's supposed to be clean.
00:24:13Fuck.
00:24:18Good morning.
00:24:21I still have to buy an elephant.
00:24:23No.
00:24:30Yes, I'm here.
00:24:32Yes, listen.
00:24:33Give me a minute and a half.
00:24:34I know.
00:24:36I know.
00:24:37I'm sorry.
00:24:38I'm on my way.
00:24:39Two and a half minutes.
00:24:40To five.
00:24:41To five, Max.
00:24:42In a minute.
00:24:59Here's the thing.
00:25:00I have a husband.
00:25:01After the party.
00:25:02He's a smoker.
00:25:03I have to do something with him now.
00:25:04I'm sure you have such cases sometimes.
00:25:05Some animals, cats, dogs, ducks.
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:07Snakes don't.
00:25:08Maybe a zoo.
00:25:09Zoo?
00:25:10They don't have a zoo.
00:25:24You meet Ben.
00:25:26Great.
00:25:27Normally,
00:25:29pain.
00:25:30You would...
00:25:33What do you say?
00:25:35But sometimes you meet a nicer one.
00:25:37And what do you do then?
00:25:38What?
00:25:39Do you water both baths?
00:25:41Are you alone?
00:25:42Door in the middle?
00:25:44Do you choose the nice one?
00:25:46The door on the left?
00:25:47Or do you choose
00:25:49the nicer one?
00:25:50The door on the right.
00:25:54The door on the right?
00:26:00That's right.
00:26:01You always choose the nicer one.
00:26:03And imagine that I...
00:26:05I always do.
00:26:06First I meet one.
00:26:07And then I meet another one.
00:26:09Now I'll tell you something in secret.
00:26:11I'm with Monika.
00:26:12But I love Louise.
00:26:18So you're fucked.
00:26:26Vladek.
00:26:28Bartek.
00:26:30You said Vladek.
00:26:33Vladek.
00:26:34Wait.
00:26:37Vladek.
00:26:43Jesus.
00:26:46Congratulations.
00:26:50Beautiful woman.
00:26:51I think he's over 100 years old.
00:26:53What?
00:26:56I don't know.
00:26:57You know what she proposed to me?
00:26:59After half a year of dating?
00:27:01Friendship, fuck.
00:27:02Do you understand?
00:27:03Friendship.
00:27:07I don't know.
00:27:24You know what, Vladek?
00:27:26A woman can hurt a man.
00:27:28That's how it is, right?
00:27:30But a man can cheat on a man.
00:27:34A friend of a friend?
00:27:35In the middle of nowhere?
00:27:40You know what, buddy?
00:27:44You can only fuck up like that.
00:28:03Fuck.
00:28:14Dude.
00:28:16Komar, I don't know.
00:28:17You have to have some...
00:28:20some choice, right?
00:28:21Choice.
00:28:23Komar, some...
00:28:24you know...
00:28:25option.
00:28:30I'm sorry.
00:28:32I'm sorry.
00:28:33I'm sorry.
00:28:34I'm sorry.
00:28:35I'm sorry.
00:28:48You know what I'm going to do?
00:28:52Others sit on their computers
00:28:53for a couple of hours a day.
00:28:56And I, for a few minutes,
00:28:57tic-tac-toe,
00:28:58fire ant,
00:28:59la-ba.
00:29:00I fuck up.
00:29:01Why?
00:29:02I fuck up,
00:29:03not because I fuck up,
00:29:04but because I fuck up.
00:29:06Because I make the norm
00:29:07in 110 percent.
00:29:09And that's why
00:29:10I earned the money.
00:29:12The whole pack of money.
00:29:14Permanent vacation.
00:29:15Jacek fired Marczak.
00:29:20Marczak?
00:29:22No, Jacek, not alone.
00:29:23He surrounded himself with HR.
00:29:25But...
00:29:27Fuck, Marczak?
00:29:29This is genius.
00:29:39Hello?
00:29:42Kinia?
00:29:43What?
00:29:46Nothing, I just wanted to tell you
00:29:47that I have to stay longer today.
00:29:50Okay, I'm not...
00:29:51No, I'm not disturbing you.
00:29:52I don't want anything.
00:29:53I just wanted to say hi.
00:29:59I'm hungry.
00:30:00Should I order something for you?
00:30:02What? No, thanks.
00:30:04Have you seen this?
00:30:05They're sitting now, fuck,
00:30:06with the HR.
00:30:07How old is this whore?
00:30:09They're sitting,
00:30:10discussing who.
00:30:11Apparently,
00:30:12they've already recruited
00:30:13to our place.
00:30:15Have you seen the e-mail?
00:30:16We have to stay for hours.
00:30:19To squeeze out
00:30:20the last juices from us.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:22What should I order for you?
00:30:24I don't know.
00:30:25Everything.
00:30:26Just one,
00:30:27please.
00:30:32Fuck.
00:30:36They're calling me
00:30:37in an hour.
00:30:42Okay, I'm going to smoke.
00:30:48I have two kids.
00:30:50I'm divorced.
00:30:53My wife has an affair
00:30:54with some...
00:30:55Greek,
00:30:56with Helios.
00:30:58Fuck, with Tavros.
00:31:03Fuck.
00:31:04With the hotel.
00:31:06And now she's warming her ass
00:31:07on a mole,
00:31:08and I'm freezing here.
00:31:10And I'm trying to
00:31:11feed my girls.
00:31:14Fuck.
00:31:18Let me go.
00:31:19Stop it.
00:31:20I'm telling you, let me go.
00:31:21Don't panic.
00:31:22Let me go.
00:31:23I'm telling you, let me go.
00:31:24I feel it.
00:31:25If Grzesiek recruited them himself,
00:31:26he wouldn't let them go.
00:31:27Let me go.
00:31:31They sent me an email today.
00:31:33A very official email.
00:31:35It starts with Mrs. Sobkowiak.
00:31:36Not Sobek, you know?
00:31:37It's Mrs. Sobkowiak.
00:31:39I'm telling you, let me go.
00:31:43Fuck, I want to go to Turkey.
00:31:45I can go to hell
00:31:46if not to Turkey.
00:31:47Come on, let's eat.
00:31:52Men used to die in wars.
00:31:55And now they're being shot at
00:31:56by the KR people.
00:32:22So?
00:32:23So what?
00:32:24He fired me.
00:32:25Not just me, by the way.
00:32:26What a jerk.
00:32:28It's better not to go there.
00:32:29He fires everyone.
00:32:30Wait for me downstairs.
00:32:38What are you doing here?
00:32:40I was going to take the exam today.
00:32:41I told you so.
00:32:42I thought you might be cold, right?
00:32:45Even warm.
00:32:47Stupid.
00:32:48I'm sure I am.
00:32:50Goodbye.
00:32:52Good morning, Mr. Professor.
00:32:54I'm here about the exam.
00:33:06But I have to go.
00:33:09Maybe you can come back
00:33:11at a different time.
00:33:13But...
00:33:15Just be well prepared this time.
00:33:22F**k.
00:33:24Set foot on every seven continents.
00:33:27I don't have money for that.
00:33:29I don't have money either.
00:33:30What's wrong with that?
00:33:31Carnival in Rio de Janeiro.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35That's correct.
00:33:36Rio de Janeiro.
00:33:38Jump off a plane with a parachute.
00:33:40No, I'm afraid of heights, you know?
00:33:42Come on, let's jump.
00:33:43On three.
00:33:44One.
00:33:45Two.
00:33:47Three.
00:33:52Pola, you know what?
00:33:53You didn't tell me you were ordering kebab.
00:33:55I'm hungry too.
00:34:00I'm going then.
00:34:01See you.
00:34:08Do you have time for free food like that?
00:34:11Delivery boy brings you food
00:34:13and you're friends with him in five seconds.
00:34:15Maybe you'll take care of the food, huh?
00:34:17I can't do that anymore.
00:34:19I don't know, what?
00:34:20I can't do that anymore.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:22It's cool.
00:34:23Besides, he read me a list of a hundred crazy things
00:34:25you have to do before you die.
00:34:28A hundred crazy things you have to do before you die?
00:34:31What?
00:34:32Pola with an Arab.
00:34:33Jesus, that's a Turk.
00:34:34A woman.
00:34:36There's a scarf on her head and she's going home.
00:34:38Stop it.
00:34:39That's how it ends.
00:34:40Come on, stop it.
00:34:42What a cake.
00:34:43Are you stupid or what?
00:34:50Ticket, please.
00:34:51Yes, I know, but I wanted to talk to someone from the snake.
00:34:53We don't let anyone in without a ticket.
00:34:57One ticket, please.
00:35:02Thank you.
00:35:03Here you go.
00:35:04Now you have an entrance.
00:35:05Thank you.
00:35:06But alone.
00:35:07But this is a zoo.
00:35:08Yes.
00:35:09Well.
00:35:10I wanted to talk to someone who was dealing with this snake.
00:35:13I'm very sorry.
00:35:14You can't come in here with animals.
00:35:16Do you understand?
00:35:19Thank you.
00:35:28And yet, not me.
00:35:30Well, Cykor, you fucked up one.
00:35:32Not me.
00:35:34He says he values me.
00:35:35Do you understand?
00:35:36He said he values me.
00:35:37Well, I just don't want to go to Turkey for now,
00:35:39because there are some two fairs or something.
00:35:41You bought a ticket for money.
00:35:50The situation is getting more and more difficult.
00:35:54It's not about our results,
00:35:56but the results of our strategic partners.
00:35:58The poles have shrunk to them,
00:36:00so now they're trying to reflect on us.
00:36:05Mr. Yolu, we are forced to cut.
00:36:10Yolu, listen.
00:36:13We've been working together for so many years.
00:36:16I'm really sorry.
00:36:18I'm really sorry.
00:36:21Your position is being liquidated.
00:36:27Yolu, look.
00:36:29I'm sending you a three-month statement,
00:36:34a six-month suspension.
00:36:37The company decided to appreciate your current commitment
00:36:40and hence the six-month suspension.
00:36:48According to our gentlemen's agreement,
00:36:52you don't have to stay here any longer.
00:36:55We still have a lot of work to do, so...
00:37:02Listen to me carefully.
00:37:04Look at me.
00:37:08I want a one-year suspension.
00:37:09Do you understand?
00:37:11A one-year suspension.
00:37:13You can go to hell for half a year.
00:37:18Then I can leave even if you agree to it.
00:37:48I love you.
00:38:19My regret
00:38:25Have all been said
00:38:30Do you want a snack?
00:38:32No, thanks.
00:38:33I'm going to bed.
00:38:35Me?
00:38:36The Turks.
00:38:37They say it's nice.
00:38:39Don't you?
00:38:41Take care of yourself.
00:38:44Take care.
00:38:46Work hard.
00:38:49Work hard.
00:38:52Or whatever you want.
00:39:19Hi.
00:39:20Good morning, sir.
00:39:21Hi.
00:39:24I'm sorry.
00:39:26I thought I was going to make it.
00:39:32It's a terrible company.
00:39:34Really terrible.
00:39:37I wouldn't have gone to something like this if I didn't have to.
00:39:40But you have to.
00:39:41What can you do?
00:39:45What?
00:39:46Do you want something to eat?
00:39:47No, I won't eat anything.
00:39:57How's your script?
00:40:00You've been writing about it non-stop for a few years.
00:40:03Did something happen?
00:40:05I'm just asking out of curiosity.
00:40:09You haven't asked for a long time.
00:40:10Now I will.
00:40:17You know,
00:40:22there are a few intertwining stories.
00:40:27It's about
00:40:30a drug dealer.
00:40:32But not an ordinary one.
00:40:35He gives drugs for a story.
00:40:38Do you understand?
00:40:40For a story.
00:40:41And there's a painter,
00:40:43a single woman,
00:40:44a really beautiful woman.
00:40:46And she's in an accidental pregnancy.
00:40:50And they want to break up immediately.
00:40:53Then she meets this dealer who...
00:40:56They fired me, honey.
00:40:58What?
00:41:04But how did they fire you?
00:41:06Normally.
00:41:08No, I'm just kidding.
00:41:09Are you tired?
00:41:10No.
00:41:12You've been working for them for 15 years.
00:41:16They didn't take it seriously.
00:41:18Really.
00:41:21They fired me.
00:41:24Without a word.
00:41:31How do you feel?
00:41:32Great.
00:41:33Really.
00:41:35I'm going on vacation.
00:41:39But alone.
00:41:42I mean, without you.
00:41:45But I want to.
00:41:47I mean,
00:41:49if you want to,
00:41:51I understand.
00:41:52You want to rest, right?
00:41:55Asia.
00:41:58Asia...
00:42:01Asia...
00:42:02Asia...
00:42:05Bali.
00:42:06Bali.
00:42:07I don't know, maybe Singapore on the way.
00:42:10But definitely Bangkok.
00:42:13For a month.
00:42:14For a month or, I don't know,
00:42:15if it's extended,
00:42:16then for a month.
00:42:17It depends.
00:42:25When I come back,
00:42:27I'd like you not to be in my apartment.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:38Pay for it.
00:42:42Goodbye.
00:42:47Hi.
00:42:50Would you like to rent a snake?
00:42:52It's for free.
00:42:53Beautiful creature.
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55Magnificent.
00:42:56Right?
00:42:57Do you have his documents?
00:42:58No, I don't, unfortunately.
00:43:00And his ID?
00:43:01No, I don't, unfortunately.
00:43:02And the ID from the breeder,
00:43:03that he's not a snake?
00:43:04Does he know that he's breeding?
00:43:05Of course he knows that he's breeding.
00:43:07It's impossible to sell a boa,
00:43:09because it's a protected species.
00:43:13Should I throw him out?
00:43:14First, we have to register him.
00:43:16Where?
00:43:17In the city government.
00:43:18I'll give you his number.
00:43:19Yes, Elfon.
00:43:20Oh, great, thanks.
00:43:22Good morning, sir.
00:43:23I'll be honest.
00:43:24I got into the property
00:43:25by accident of a boa.
00:43:28No, I'm not kidding.
00:43:30Yes.
00:43:32Yes, by accident.
00:43:33And I'd like to register him.
00:43:35Because I don't have his documents.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38I'm saying that I'd like to register him,
00:43:40because I don't have any documents on him.
00:43:43Is it wrong?
00:43:45How much?
00:43:48I'm very polite, ma'am.
00:43:50And what's my name, sir?
00:43:52Where am I calling from?
00:43:54From my ass.
00:44:00I'm sorry.
00:44:05Here you are.
00:44:06What do you have?
00:44:11Sorry.
00:44:14What did you do?
00:44:15Fucking balance, huh?
00:44:17Sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:44:18What do you mean, sorry?
00:44:19Do you realize what you've done?
00:44:22You fucked Nike.
00:44:24Do you know what Nike is?
00:44:25Do you know what Nike is?
00:44:27It stands for Nike Sport.
00:44:28Do you understand?
00:44:29It's an American way of life.
00:44:30A ghetto.
00:44:31A dirty ghetto, where black music rules
00:44:33and other sacred things,
00:44:34which are said to be cool.
00:44:36Do you understand?
00:44:38Air shoes.
00:44:40With a special sole
00:44:41that pushes the ball forward.
00:44:43It becomes like a cheetah.
00:44:44Wild and dangerous.
00:44:45The white one can jump on it.
00:44:48The black ones.
00:44:49They take the ball
00:44:50and start their uncompromising,
00:44:51sharp match.
00:44:54Their black shoes beat each other.
00:44:57Stop.
00:45:00That's it.
00:45:10That's it.
00:45:13And the black ones run to the basket.
00:45:16And almost everyone, you know,
00:45:17hits it for the first time.
00:45:19Those who are fucking good since childhood.
00:45:21And that's Nike.
00:45:22Jazz music do it.
00:45:27Now thank Mr. Hussein for the hospitality.
00:45:30Thank you.
00:45:31Who the fuck cares?
00:45:33This is a place.
00:45:34Thank you, thank you.
00:45:35This is Istanbul.
00:45:36This is a place
00:45:37where everyone can easily eat.
00:45:39Do you understand?
00:45:40Easily.
00:45:44Hi.
00:45:47I would eat for as much
00:45:48as it would cost me
00:45:49to wash the shoes.
00:45:51I'm asking.
00:45:54Hi.
00:45:57I would eat for as much as it would cost me
00:45:58to wash the shoes.
00:46:09It's cold, isn't it?
00:46:12Ola.
00:46:14I wanted to apologize to you.
00:46:16It was stupid to go out
00:46:17in front of the whole university.
00:46:18Stop it.
00:46:19I should have introduced you.
00:46:20I will do it today.
00:46:21Come on.
00:46:23Now?
00:46:24Come on, now.
00:46:27Akim.
00:46:29I brought it.
00:46:30I thought I lost it.
00:46:32Then it would be bad luck.
00:46:33So good luck.
00:46:35Yes.
00:46:43He has a magical power.
00:46:45Whoever has it
00:46:46will be fine.
00:46:48Because he has a girl inside.
00:46:51What?
00:46:52A girl.
00:46:53A girl.
00:46:54A girl.
00:46:55Yes.
00:46:56It's for you, luckily.
00:46:58Ivo.
00:46:59Do you feel well?
00:47:00What are you doing?
00:47:01Why are you talking to me?
00:47:03Do you eat this shit
00:47:04in this dirty place?
00:47:05I would like to meet you.
00:47:06But I'm about to throw up.
00:47:11Damn.
00:47:13Do you know what they cook?
00:47:17They put a kilo of curry in everything.
00:47:18They sprinkle it with apples,
00:47:19bread, cake, everything.
00:47:21They have a fucking curry on the point.
00:47:23It's probably Asians.
00:47:24Hindus like curry.
00:47:26And here it's Turks.
00:47:27Turks, I think.
00:47:30One wild dick.
00:47:31Do you understand?
00:47:32It's one wild dick
00:47:35that sprinkles curry.
00:47:39Show it.
00:47:41It's fucking Bombay here, Ilya.
00:47:43Not the center of a European
00:47:44civilized capital.
00:47:45There are no Hindus here.
00:47:46I told you already.
00:47:47What?
00:47:48Hindus live in Bombay.
00:47:49And here
00:47:50it's Turkish kebab.
00:47:51Turkish, not Turkish.
00:47:52Where is this kebab made?
00:47:54In Poland, our only one, right?
00:47:56What's the difference
00:47:57whether it's Hindus or Turks
00:47:58or some other Mongols?
00:47:59Look at these eyes.
00:48:00Look at him.
00:48:02Look, look.
00:48:03Kebab is ready.
00:48:05I hate you.
00:48:06I hate you.
00:48:07You have to go to the level.
00:48:08Do you understand?
00:48:09To the level.
00:48:11Here's your kebab.
00:48:12Thank you.
00:48:16Enjoy it.
00:48:18What?
00:48:19Cigarettes are not allowed.
00:48:21What?
00:48:22What do you mean not allowed?
00:48:23Cigarettes are not allowed.
00:48:24Cigarettes are not allowed.
00:48:25Cigarettes are not allowed.
00:48:26Cigarettes are not allowed.
00:48:34Thank you.
00:48:37What the fuck?
00:48:39We are not allowed
00:48:40to speak Polish
00:48:42in our only country.
00:48:44My dear.
00:48:45What's your name?
00:48:47Husein.
00:48:49Husein,
00:48:50give us a bottle of apple juice, please.
00:48:52When we finish.
00:48:54Good.
00:48:55And a cup of tea,
00:48:56the caramel one.
00:48:57Twice, because it's good.
00:48:59Is the tea good?
00:49:00Tea.
00:49:01Ivo,
00:49:02what are you doing?
00:49:03Please try it.
00:49:04It doesn't bite,
00:49:05it doesn't explode.
00:49:06Lamb,
00:49:07no fat.
00:49:20It bites,
00:49:21I'm hungry.
00:49:23The boar forbade me to smoke.
00:49:26If I get sick,
00:49:27I'll talk to you differently.
00:49:32No, I won't say,
00:49:33this one bites less.
00:49:40No, I won't say no.
00:49:43They have their tricks,
00:49:44the boars.
00:49:47They emigrate
00:49:48from their Asian boots
00:49:49like some
00:49:50tsunami.
00:49:53Tsunami waves
00:49:54of wild boars.
00:49:57Some flood Warsaw,
00:49:58some flood Berlin.
00:50:00They don't spare meat.
00:50:03Poles, you know,
00:50:04not everyone is rich,
00:50:05so they come here
00:50:06to such a tourist.
00:50:07The tourist pretends to be a friend,
00:50:08he founds these
00:50:09teas with caramel.
00:50:11And you know what they do
00:50:12under the water,
00:50:13if you don't look?
00:50:14They sprinkle here
00:50:15these improvements of taste.
00:50:17A man becomes addicted
00:50:18and even in the first five months
00:50:19he has the first boar.
00:50:20Oh, so you're going to
00:50:21have the first fives now?
00:50:23What the fuck does it matter?
00:50:26What does it matter?
00:50:27I'm just saying
00:50:28that it's a fact,
00:50:29they're interfering
00:50:30in the fabric of the nation.
00:50:31The last milk bars
00:50:32are about to fall.
00:50:33You'll see.
00:50:36There will only be
00:50:37Arab,
00:50:38Turkish
00:50:39and those
00:50:40Chinese.
00:50:41Hussein,
00:50:42are you ready?
00:50:43Good morning.
00:50:44Cough, cough, cough.
00:50:46Eighteen
00:50:47hot.
00:50:49Seven hot.
00:50:50Okay, okay,
00:50:51drink as usual.
00:50:52See you tomorrow.
00:50:53For now,
00:50:54they're not cheap,
00:50:55but when the competition
00:50:56comes out,
00:50:57they'll raise the prices
00:50:58so much that
00:50:59they'll shit themselves.
00:51:01Please,
00:51:02free tea.
00:51:03Oh, thank you, Hussein.
00:51:05What do you have?
00:51:06Thank you.
00:51:07Free tea.
00:51:08More?
00:51:09Don't overdo it, Jarek.
00:51:10Remember Sobieski.
00:51:12He defeated
00:51:13barbarian hordes
00:51:14of Wezer,
00:51:15Kara, Mustafa
00:51:16in such a way
00:51:17that never again
00:51:18the Ottoman Empire
00:51:19threatened Europe.
00:51:21Take advantage
00:51:23of the fear before us,
00:51:24which
00:51:26in their veins
00:51:27has been flowing
00:51:28since that failure.
00:51:30Those who emigrate
00:51:31are weak
00:51:32and need lords
00:51:33and rulers
00:51:34like Sobieski.
00:51:36Now it finally makes sense
00:51:37what you started talking about.
00:51:39Please.
00:51:40Thank you.
00:51:41Thank you.
00:51:43Thank you.
00:51:56Try it.
00:51:58Apple,
00:51:59classic style.
00:52:08Erik,
00:52:09look.
00:52:10They're coming.
00:52:11They're coming.
00:52:12They're getting rich.
00:52:13And they're paying
00:52:14more and more taxes.
00:52:16Words,
00:52:17some pedantic nonsense.
00:52:18But they're taking jobs
00:52:19from real Poles,
00:52:20right?
00:52:21Erik,
00:52:22you won't get it.
00:52:23You won't.
00:52:26Where are those taxes going?
00:52:27Well, where?
00:52:28Well,
00:52:29not to some
00:52:30office in Ankara
00:52:31or some other
00:52:32Middle-Eastern
00:52:33cunt
00:52:34with a fucking
00:52:35mosque bomb.
00:52:36But they're
00:52:37supplying our
00:52:38father's budget.
00:52:39Ours.
00:52:40I've been doing it
00:52:41lately
00:52:42and I won't let them
00:52:43get hurt.
00:52:44Because they're
00:52:45doing a good job.
00:52:46They're doing a good job,
00:52:47you know?
00:52:50We're raising them
00:52:51little by little,
00:52:52step by step,
00:52:53step by step.
00:52:56And when I see
00:52:57that someone
00:52:58wants to hurt
00:52:59our Dzikus,
00:53:00I don't hold my breath.
00:53:01The rest
00:53:02is an honor.
00:53:11Well,
00:53:12take a breath.
00:53:13You have to use it.
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:24Listen,
00:53:25our organization
00:53:27needs women
00:53:28like you.
00:53:30I won't tell you much,
00:53:31but there are
00:53:32these requirements
00:53:33to have
00:53:34to have
00:53:39how do you say it?
00:53:40You know,
00:53:41they couldn't
00:53:42fucking name it
00:53:43in Polish.
00:53:44It's like
00:53:45you know
00:53:47to
00:53:50parity.
00:53:51Exactly, parity.
00:53:52You know what I mean.
00:53:53The elections are
00:53:54coming up
00:53:55and we have to
00:53:56take matters
00:53:57into our own hands.
00:53:58If you can't see someone,
00:53:59there's no one.
00:54:00There's just no one.
00:54:01What for?
00:54:02What for?
00:54:03So that we don't
00:54:04go to war
00:54:05like Greece
00:54:06these politicians.
00:54:07I can't do it now.
00:54:09I'm a brave
00:54:10foreign traveler.
00:54:13I'm leaving
00:54:14to Lebanon tomorrow.
00:54:15From there to Syria,
00:54:17through Iraq,
00:54:18to Afghanistan.
00:54:21It's cheap
00:54:22and the sun warms up
00:54:23unlike here.
00:54:24I don't believe that.
00:54:27I intend
00:54:28to learn
00:54:29and understand
00:54:30new things
00:54:31so that
00:54:32It was better here, in Poland.
00:54:42Don't worry, girl.
00:54:44You'll see.
00:54:45When you're with the Brutuses, you'll see what happens.
00:54:54Remember this.
00:54:56You can't touch Polish women, got it?
00:55:02You can't touch Polish women, got it?
00:55:05You can't touch Polish women, got it?
00:55:26What kind of girl was that? Do you know her?
00:55:30Did you see her eyes?
00:55:33She's crazy.
00:55:35Pola, people really don't know what I am.
00:55:38I set my foot on the seventh continent,
00:55:41the Chinese Wall, Everest, some other shit.
00:55:46And I just got this girl
00:55:48because I think I'm a Turk.
00:55:53I thought,
00:55:55if I died now,
00:55:59I wouldn't even have time to kiss you.
00:56:21Leave me alone.
00:56:22Pola!
00:56:25I'm sorry.
00:56:35It's good.
00:56:48Are you sure, Szymon?
00:56:49If I said yes, it's going to be like this.
00:56:51We'll bend it.
00:56:52We'll bend it.
00:56:53And what are they doing?
00:56:54They're patting us on the ass?
00:56:55I said, do what I said.
00:56:59What the fuck?
00:57:00Go.
00:57:01What?
00:57:02Go, I said.
00:57:03Are you deaf?
00:57:05Go!
00:57:10What did I do to you?
00:57:14I didn't hire you.
00:57:16Am I to blame for your money?
00:57:19I painted your car.
00:57:20I smoked your wife.
00:57:21What did I do to you?
00:57:28And what?
00:57:35Most morons behave like that on the road.
00:57:38But how?
00:57:39As if I didn't exist.
00:57:49I'm sorry.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:33So what?
00:58:34I think we'll light a fire.
00:58:45Do you have a lighter?
00:58:49No.
00:59:19All right.
00:59:50Do you have a different suit?
00:59:52You don't look the best in it.
00:59:54You know, a funeral is always a celebration.
00:59:57A family, a wife.
00:59:59And if you didn't have any,
01:00:01maybe someone from work will come.
01:00:04Or you.
01:00:05From Facebook.
01:00:06What do you think?
01:00:07Will they come?
01:00:08How many do you have?
01:00:10300?
01:00:11Some might even like this unusual event.
01:00:15But it was a nice car.
01:00:21What are you talking about?
01:00:23What funeral?
01:00:25A pitiful sight.
01:00:27Let's go.
01:00:28Where to?
01:00:29To your daughter's sports competition.
01:00:32I was kidding.
01:00:34You don't care about her.
01:00:36I care about my daughter.
01:00:38I love her very much.
01:00:39I care.
01:00:42You drive as if you didn't care.
01:00:45When did you want to go to your daughter's competition?
01:00:49When you die?
01:00:52Don't make a scene. Come on.
01:00:54Tell me, how long have you been working?
01:00:5620 years after graduation.
01:00:59And how much do you make?
01:01:01On the market?
01:01:03Yes.
01:01:0425,000 a month.
01:01:06Wow!
01:01:07You have to take care of your prestige.
01:01:10Do you have a flat on Strzeżone Osiedło?
01:01:13With a credit in francs?
01:01:15You're so greedy.
01:01:17Up and down.
01:01:19But it's true.
01:01:20More often up.
01:01:22I wonder how much longer you'll drag this on.
01:01:26I dragged it on for 15 hours.
01:01:3010 years?
01:01:32Maybe.
01:01:33Maybe.
01:01:34And all this for what?
01:01:37What do you sell there?
01:01:40Creams?
01:01:42Beer?
01:01:58I asked you for money because I wanted coffee.
01:02:01I especially like espresso.
01:02:04You take a drop on your tongue and wait.
01:02:07Slowly, slowly.
01:02:10It dissolves in the abyss.
01:02:13Have you ever had a good cup of coffee?
01:02:16You didn't have time.
01:02:18They can have it here.
01:02:19Will you give me?
01:02:20Only without sugar!
01:02:25White death.
01:02:27This is my restaurant.
01:02:29Here, in Turkey, I have real, real food, real drink.
01:02:33Good day.
01:02:35Espresso.
01:02:36Excuse me.
01:02:37We have Turkish espresso, very good.
01:02:39May I?
01:02:40Okay, I'll do it.
01:02:42Do you see someone?
01:02:45Without sugar.
01:02:46Come on, without sugar.
01:02:50I have this guy.
01:02:59Please touch me.
01:03:04I love you.
01:03:07Give me the coffee.
01:03:13Your coffee.
01:03:15Oh, Nirvana.
01:03:17The perfect moment for a man to feel alive.
01:03:27Ready?
01:03:33Go!
01:03:52Why are you doing this to me?
01:03:56So you can feel now.
01:03:59Do you know, baldhead, that you live now,
01:04:03in this moment,
01:04:05in this moment?
01:04:07Pick it up.
01:04:15Hello?
01:04:16It's me, dad.
01:04:17Cry with me at my competition.
01:04:19Please, you've never been there.
01:04:21You promised.
01:04:22Who's calling?
01:04:23I promised you.
01:04:26Hello?
01:04:27I'm Lemko Bobrowicka.
01:04:28I'm Michał.
01:04:31What's your name?
01:04:32Szymon Bobrowicki.
01:04:35Show me your ID.
01:04:49Fuck, I made a mistake again.
01:04:58I love you.
01:05:09See you.
01:05:27No!
01:05:57No!
01:06:27No!
01:06:58No!
01:07:01No!
01:07:04No!
01:07:07No!
01:07:10No!
01:07:13No!
01:07:16Good evening.
01:07:18I got your number.
01:07:21Your card was...
01:07:23Yes.
01:07:26I'd like to invite you...
01:07:30Yes.
01:07:31To order, of course.
01:07:33To company.
01:07:34Yes.
01:07:35Yes.
01:07:36Yes.
01:07:37Yes, madam.
01:07:38Madam.
01:07:39One.
01:07:41One.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:45Today?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49Today.
01:07:52In an hour?
01:07:55Yes, please.
01:07:58Yes, I understand.
01:08:00Of course.
01:08:01Aha, of course.
01:08:03Noakowski Street.
01:08:07Noakowski Street.
01:08:09143 by 12.
01:08:13Good.
01:08:15Of course...
01:08:52No!
01:08:55No!
01:08:58No!
01:09:01No!
01:09:04No!
01:09:07No!
01:09:10No!
01:09:13No!
01:09:16No!
01:09:20No!
01:09:25No!
01:09:28No!
01:09:30No!
01:09:34No!
01:09:38No!
01:09:42No!
01:09:46I'm sorry, I have to go to the bathroom.
01:09:54300.
01:09:56Excuse me?
01:09:57300 zlotys.
01:09:59Oh, yes, of course, I'm sorry.
01:10:11You have an hour.
01:10:16Be nice.
01:10:46Hello.
01:10:52Good morning.
01:10:56Professor.
01:11:02I made a mistake.
01:11:06Exactly.
01:11:08Yes.
01:11:15Exam?
01:11:16Yes, exam, yes.
01:11:18You were supposed to come tomorrow.
01:11:20Yes.
01:11:22I'm sorry.
01:11:27Since you're already here,
01:11:31I invite you.
01:11:38Excuse me.
01:11:44I can see it's a wedding dress.
01:11:46But where did you find it?
01:11:48On the beach.
01:11:49I can't accept this, because it's against GOSIR.
01:11:51If you found it in a tram, it would be under ZTM.
01:11:54If you found it in a train, it would be under PKP.
01:11:56Everyone has their own office.
01:11:58I don't know, if you found it in a park.
01:12:00I found it in a park.
01:12:01Then you're lucky to be in a park.
01:12:03Okay, so fill out the papers,
01:12:05the circumstances of the finding,
01:12:07your contact,
01:12:09because if no one reports it after two years,
01:12:11the finding is yours.
01:12:13Okay, but I understand that I can leave what I found
01:12:15for these two years, right?
01:12:16You can.
01:12:17Great.
01:12:18Excuse me, where is this GOSIR?
01:12:19In the ass.
01:12:20I mean, in Gdynia.
01:12:21In Gdynia?
01:12:22Yes.
01:12:28What is this?
01:12:30I found it in a park, in the bathrooms.
01:12:31This is also a park, right?
01:12:33But this is a house.
01:12:35She was talking to the police.
01:12:36I heard.
01:12:37If it's from a park, it's for you.
01:12:39Here.
01:12:40You're taking it.
01:12:41Now.
01:12:42Now.
01:12:43Move, move.
01:12:44Come on.
01:12:46What's going on with you guys?
01:12:48What is this?
01:12:50It's a living animal.
01:12:52It's cold.
01:12:53Can't you see?
01:12:55You can't do this.
01:12:59I mean, he...
01:13:01will die.
01:13:03Did you read what it says here?
01:13:05Office of things found.
01:13:06Things.
01:13:10Ma'am.
01:13:11It says, it's written.
01:13:20Wojtas.
01:13:21Hi.
01:13:22I know.
01:13:23I'm sorry.
01:13:24I'm sorry, man.
01:13:25The most.
01:13:26I know.
01:13:27I know.
01:13:28I remember.
01:13:29Listen, but this time it's not my fault.
01:13:33I found a snake.
01:13:35Charger.
01:13:37Well.
01:13:39What do you mean I shouldn't come?
01:13:40Wojtas.
01:13:41Wojtas.
01:13:50I'll feed you now.
01:14:21Can I give you something to drink?
01:14:23No, thank you.
01:14:25Or maybe coffee?
01:14:26I have excellent coffee.
01:14:28My brain works better.
01:14:30Dry?
01:14:32Caffeine.
01:14:40I'm sorry.
01:14:42I didn't take the index.
01:14:44Oh, it doesn't matter.
01:14:46We'll write it down at some other occasion.
01:14:48At the university, of course.
01:14:49Of course.
01:15:03Your colleague said we have an hour.
01:15:05Maybe we should start.
01:15:11In the last classes.
01:15:15We talked about globalization,
01:15:18its disadvantages, advantages,
01:15:21new conflicts in developed countries,
01:15:26and also the problem of migration for refugees.
01:15:29They are so diversified
01:15:32due to the region of processes.
01:15:35They lead to integration
01:15:37and to co-dependence.
01:15:39Countries, societies, economies, cultures.
01:15:44It happens everywhere.
01:15:46You create something like one big country.
01:15:49And in this country, one big society.
01:15:59Dad, here!
01:16:01Here!
01:16:03Dad, here!
01:16:05Dad, here!
01:16:09Dad, here!
01:16:23Dad, here!
01:16:25Dad, here!
01:16:31Dad, here!
01:16:41Why are you in such a hurry?
01:16:43It's a personal matter of honor.
01:16:45With such a person from outside the circle.
01:16:47I have nothing against him.
01:16:49I haven't had anything against him for a long time.
01:16:55Until they jump up.
01:16:57And they jump up.
01:16:59And it happens that there are less of us,
01:17:02and there are more of them.
01:17:04They fuck us up with these bombs.
01:17:06Not there, in the desert,
01:17:08but in our cities.
01:17:11And we?
01:17:13What do we have?
01:17:14Political correctness.
01:17:16And we fuck up every day in this war.
01:17:20In the war?
01:17:21In the war.
01:17:22What, you don't understand that?
01:17:24Then go to the west and get killed
01:17:26in some attack on the subway or airport.
01:17:29Then we'll talk.
01:17:32Honor.
01:17:33Do you understand?
01:17:34Blood and honor.
01:17:36Do you understand that?
01:17:38Give me an hour.
01:17:41Twenty-one.
01:17:49Twenty-one and one minute.
01:18:08Are you sure it will work?
01:18:09I don't know. I downloaded the recipe from the Internet.
01:18:11What?
01:18:14Although, of course, all the conflicts have been masked.
01:18:17In my opinion, it may lead to an unimaginable eruption in the future.
01:18:22On an unimaginable scale.
01:18:23And racial tensions.
01:18:25And tensions because of religion.
01:18:27After all, it is happening now and there is no way to negate this issue.
01:18:32Yes, well, this is such an in-depth analysis.
01:18:37Well, I have to admit to you
01:18:39that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:18:44but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:18:49but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:18:54but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:18:59but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:19:04but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:19:09but I have to admit that sometimes I have an ambivalent attitude,
01:19:13Because ...
01:19:16At that time I was just sleepless.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:20One has to fall asleep.
01:19:22Oh really?
01:19:23Because some prefer to sleep long
01:19:26And they don't fall asleep at all.
01:19:29Some sleep short.
01:19:30And they fall asleep, Mr. Professor.
01:19:38Good evening!
01:19:40It's too spicy.
01:19:41For me, it's as spicy as it gets.
01:19:48Nice cat.
01:19:50Can I touch it?
01:19:51It won't bite?
01:19:52It's a catfish.
01:19:54It's the smallest.
01:19:55What's its name?
01:19:56Snake.
01:19:58Just Snake.
01:19:59Snake.
01:20:00I had a friend at the seaside.
01:20:02They called him Snake, too.
01:20:04He made good holes.
01:20:05He doesn't make holes, at least.
01:20:07When you look into a snake's eyes...
01:20:10you'll see the wisdom of the universe.
01:20:24Listen.
01:20:26Can you stay with him for a minute?
01:20:28Just a minute.
01:20:29I have to go to my friend.
01:20:31He's got a dog at home.
01:20:33He's got a cat.
01:20:34I don't want to stress him out.
01:20:36He's sensitive.
01:20:37You know that.
01:20:38I mean, it's cool.
01:20:39We just ordered food.
01:20:40So...
01:20:43Let's order a kebab.
01:20:45Snakes don't miss each other, do they?
01:20:58Listen.
01:21:00Let's get out of here.
01:21:01That's cool.
01:21:02A kebab bar.
01:21:08Thank you.
01:21:20Thank you.
01:21:24I'd like to ask you not to tell anyone...
01:21:27that I'm paying you this way.
01:21:29It's a form of discretion.
01:21:32I'd like to ask you to pay me back...
01:21:34if I don't pass the exam in a non-standard way.
01:21:36Of course.
01:21:39Everything all right?
01:21:41Yes.
01:21:54It's been a long time.
01:21:55I'll pay you back.
01:21:57Yes, yes.
01:22:03Well.
01:22:04Oh, oh, oh.
01:22:05Twenty minutes.
01:22:06I recommend it for the future.
01:22:35Into the crowd.
01:23:06You don't have to.
01:23:11Hey.
01:23:12Listen.
01:23:14I've thought it over.
01:23:17You're a great guy.
01:23:19But we're from different worlds.
01:23:21We don't fit together.
01:23:23Take it easy.
01:23:25Bye.
01:23:28Two kebabs and a beer.
01:23:30For me.
01:23:31And a beer.
01:23:32Call the guy in the room.
01:23:34Life is over.
01:23:35He's been calling for hours.
01:23:36He hasn't come yet.
01:23:37I called him.
01:23:38He'll be here soon.
01:23:39Don't worry.
01:23:40Come in.
01:24:02Sit down.
01:24:03Please sit down.
01:24:05I'm not bothered.
01:24:06We'll eat together.
01:24:07It's nice together.
01:24:08No, thanks, I'm free.
01:24:12Please, a kebab and a beer.
01:24:14I won't eat alone, I told you.
01:24:16A kebab and a beer for me, and for my companion too.
01:24:19A kebab and a beer.
01:24:21Right away.
01:24:24You're funny, right?
01:24:30You're just badly raised.
01:24:32I would never raise my son like that.
01:24:34Please, a second beer.
01:24:36A kebab and a beer.
01:24:42Why are you looking at me like that? Eat.
01:24:46It's good.
01:24:49I've been eating like this for the last three years.
01:24:53Just so you know.
01:24:55Three years of Oriental cuisine.
01:24:58Kusari, shakshuka, kurwa, shakalaka.
01:25:02Those other ones.
01:25:05Minced meat in all its forms.
01:25:09Pancakes, pierogi.
01:25:11The whole menu of the Middle East.
01:25:13From afar too.
01:25:14At the beginning it rejects you like the first alcohol.
01:25:18You get used to it.
01:25:23Eat until you run out of saliva.
01:25:26Especially when you know that the next day they can...
01:25:34He's got a gun!
01:25:40It's not a war, is it?
01:25:45Where are you?
01:25:47Sit down.
01:25:48Eat what you've eaten.
01:25:50Back to your seats, please.
01:25:54We're eating now.
01:25:56Even I've heard that this is the best kebab shop in the city.
01:25:59So eat, please.
01:26:01Go to hell!
01:26:03You have to respect the food.
01:26:05This one got it, please.
01:26:07Don't be rude.
01:26:08Eat.
01:26:10You don't eat?
01:26:11What a capricious plushie.
01:26:18Well, that was funny.
01:26:20You can laugh now.
01:26:25I was supposed to see the kid.
01:26:27Do you understand?
01:26:29My day.
01:26:30Goodbye.
01:26:34But she didn't let me.
01:26:36I lie that I missed the day, that it's the day after tomorrow.
01:26:40I'm going all over the country, fuck,
01:26:42because I know when my kid's birthday is!
01:26:45You're such a jerk!
01:26:47Do you know how hard it is to carry something like that
01:26:49in a premium train?
01:26:51It doesn't fit anywhere.
01:26:56You're a civilian.
01:27:04Take what you're eating and sit down.
01:27:10I asked you nicely last time.
01:27:13Now it's an order.
01:27:33Eat.
01:27:34It's good.
01:27:39The tasty one has a talent.
01:27:42You have a talent.
01:27:44Yes, yes.
01:27:45I won't jump higher, but you have a talent.
01:27:54You're a good boy.
01:27:56You're a good boy.
01:27:58You're a good boy.
01:28:00You're a good boy.
01:28:04I miss my son so much.
01:28:12Good evening.
01:28:13Good evening.
01:28:14You're a good boy.
01:28:30Please, a kebab and an ice cream.
01:28:40I come to him.
01:28:44When I can.
01:28:45I come.
01:28:48She dumps me.
01:28:50She kicks me out.
01:28:52Okay, but I have no chance.
01:28:55Humiliation, fucking court.
01:28:57I pay for everything.
01:28:59Food too.
01:29:01I pay for everything.
01:29:02A guy should make money, right?
01:29:04So I make money.
01:29:07So I'm not here because I'm a professional.
01:29:09But that's not a reason to fuck someone right away, right?
01:29:13Motherfuckers!
01:29:16Is this how you treat people who do a dirty job for you?
01:29:27Where I was, there are roots of hell.
01:29:33They are everywhere to fuck you up.
01:29:37The heat is terrible.
01:29:40When you get old, your eyes break.
01:29:43There is shit everywhere.
01:29:47Everywhere.
01:29:49Fuck.
01:29:51What was I supposed to do?
01:29:53Leave my friends at war?
01:29:56Because she feels lonely.
01:30:00You have to have rules.
01:30:03I think the kid has the right to know
01:30:07who is his real father, right?
01:30:11Yes, he has the right to know.
01:30:17You criticize our country.
01:30:20Our country?
01:30:22You have no idea that this is paradise.
01:30:25You have everything here.
01:30:29Restaurants, fucking bars.
01:30:33Health care.
01:30:34Health care.
01:30:35Press.
01:30:37Subway.
01:30:41Hot spots.
01:30:43Free Wi-Fi.
01:30:44Nothing.
01:30:45Nothing.
01:30:46There is nothing.
01:30:47Mountains.
01:30:48Like 15 times Tartar.
01:30:49The wind is blowing.
01:30:52It's blowing even when the windows are closed.
01:30:54How are they?
01:30:58Balls are flying.
01:31:00From all directions.
01:31:04From all directions.
01:31:13Three of us went.
01:31:17From one city.
01:31:18All together.
01:31:19All together.
01:31:20Together to Buda.
01:31:21Together in the yard.
01:31:22With a lot of girls.
01:31:25It was great.
01:31:26Me too.
01:31:28And only I would come back.
01:31:36And she feels lonely.
01:31:45And how do I feel?
01:31:51What are you talking about?
01:31:52What are you afraid of?
01:31:53Coward.
01:31:54Coward.
01:31:55What are you afraid of?
01:31:56Coward.
01:31:57What are you afraid of?
01:32:01You are afraid of everything.
01:32:02Everything that is strange, different.
01:32:04Why didn't you want to come to me?
01:32:06I asked you.
01:32:07I wanted to talk to you.
01:32:08I'm sorry.
01:32:09Don't be sorry.
01:32:10Look what a beautiful city it is.
01:32:20Life is beautiful.
01:32:23But you are afraid to live.
01:32:25I'm telling you.
01:32:26A simple soldier.
01:32:28In the name of his own and of this plushie.
01:32:30No, Mendo.
01:32:31One.
01:32:35Open it.
01:32:37Police! Police!
01:32:38Hands up!
01:32:40Run!
01:32:43Politely.
01:32:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:33:10A new aspirant.
01:33:16There is nothing to be afraid of.
01:33:26It's just a toy.
01:33:29It's just a toy.
01:33:35For my son.
01:33:55Police.
01:34:18Hey, Akina.
01:34:21Hey!
01:34:23Hey!
01:34:24Are you okay, Mr. Dudek?
01:34:27Akim!
01:34:31Akim!
01:34:32Go away!
01:34:40Open your eyes.
01:34:41Do you hear me?
01:34:43Akim, open your eyes, please.
01:34:45Please.
01:34:46I'm alive.
01:34:48Hey, get up!
01:34:55Mike?
01:34:59Are you okay?
01:35:01Yes.
01:35:07Look what I've got.
01:35:09The one who has it, protects it.
01:35:25What are you waiting for?
01:35:33Why are you standing like that?
01:35:37Help him.
01:35:42You have to get used to it.
01:35:54In the end, no one calls me
01:35:56Half-gods don't trust each other anymore
01:35:59They think a lot and let them down
01:36:03And nothing like that, one night
01:36:07And nothing like that, one night
01:36:10And nothing like that, one night
01:36:14And nothing like that, one night
01:36:16And nothing like that, one night
01:36:18The city sleeps, the streets are quiet
01:36:20One sleeps, the world is asleep
01:36:22And nothing like that, one night
01:36:24And nothing like that, one night
01:36:28And nothing like that, one night
01:36:32And nothing like that, one night
01:36:34Like in the negative
01:36:36The goose, the skin, the stones
01:36:38The bow, your ass, the forehead, the lips
01:36:40When I bite you in the neck
01:36:42Do you pretend it doesn't hurt?
01:36:44We fall asleep when the crows wake up
01:36:47And nothing like that, one night
01:36:50And nothing like that, one day
01:36:54And nothing like that, one day
01:36:57And nothing like that, one night
01:36:59And nothing like that, one night
01:37:01And nothing like that, one night
01:37:03And nothing like that, one day
01:37:05And nothing like that, one night
01:37:07And nothing like that, one night
01:37:11And nothing like that, one night
01:37:21And nothing like that, one night
01:37:23And nothing like that, one night
01:37:25And nothing like that, one night
01:37:27And nothing like that, one night
01:37:29And nothing like that, one night
01:37:31And nothing like that, one night
01:37:33And nothing like that, one night
01:37:35And nothing like that, one night
01:37:37And nothing like that, one night
01:37:39And nothing like that, one night
01:37:41And nothing like that, one night
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