Wrong Cops (2013)

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00:00:00You

00:00:30You

00:01:00You

00:01:30You

00:02:00You

00:02:06Sorry, I'm late man

00:02:07I saw my karate instructor on the way here and I had to chat with him for a little while to be polite

00:02:12That's why I don't need to know about your life asshole. You got the cash

00:02:18Sorry

00:02:19Of course, I got the cash

00:02:22Put it on the ground

00:02:24Okay

00:02:30Okay, now give it to me

00:02:33You can count it again if you like it's all in there I just counted it by looking at it I know it's okay

00:02:40Okay, cool

00:02:43There you go

00:02:46What what is this I don't understand everything's inside it's easier to carry more discreet

00:02:52Oh, yeah, but how do I get this stuff out?

00:02:56Are you dumb or what you take a knife you split the rat open you take your weed out you smoke it

00:03:04Can you manage that or do you need an instruction manual?

00:03:08No, I'm okay. Thought works. Oh, that's good. You're smart now get the hell out of here

00:03:14All right, and I don't give a fuck about your karate instructor. Okay

00:03:19Move. Hey, sorry

00:03:25I

00:03:55I

00:04:25I

00:04:56I

00:04:59Excuse me, please do you drive a car here today, ma'am? Yeah

00:05:25I

00:05:33Just I just bought it what seems to be the problem license and registration, please

00:05:49Everything is quite in order

00:05:51Miss Kiefer Julia, that is your name, correct? Yes

00:05:56Are you gonna tell me what's wrong or not?

00:05:58I'm gonna need you to come down and see me later today so we can discuss this ASAP

00:06:03It's pretty delicate

00:06:05Okay

00:06:09I'm sorry. I don't understand. Why can't you just tell me what's wrong?

00:06:13Are you being so mysterious? I'm not being mysterious. This is standard procedure, ma'am

00:06:18I'm not gonna go ahead and tell you what the problem is here in the parking lot like this

00:06:22That's not how we do things

00:06:24You know what I'm gonna need your contact information right now so we can talk about this

00:06:31Write your number down here clearly a

00:06:35Cellphone number would be preferable

00:06:39Whatever

00:06:41Oh

00:06:52Good great great. I've just been waiting for you like a freaking idiot for like a half an hour. Did you bring me my coffee?

00:06:58Yeah

00:07:00There you are your coffee

00:07:06See you later

00:07:11I

00:07:41I

00:08:09What do you want a picture of my dick

00:08:12Excuse me. I'm asking if you want a picture of my dick

00:08:17No, I don't want to picture your dick. Are you sure? I wasn't looking at your dick. I was just staring

00:08:26The thing

00:08:29Over there

00:08:33What are you doing here

00:08:36Why are you waiting? I just stopped listen to some music. What's your name?

00:08:42My name is David Dolores Frank. Your parents know you're a street hooker David Dolores Frank

00:08:50No, cuz I'm not a street hooker

00:08:53Prostitution is wrong

00:08:55Okay, drop it

00:08:57Do whatever you want. I don't give a fuck. What are you listening to?

00:09:02Something cool. Let me hear it get down here

00:09:12Uh-huh

00:09:15Stomach is fucking killing me man. Please. I don't want to hear about your digestive problem. I don't want to know hello

00:09:21I'm the one who called you. Hi scary, isn't it? Yeah. No, I'd rather not shake your hand if you don't mind

00:09:31Well, here we are there he is

00:09:36Okay, nice atmosphere I like it how long has he been there about an hour

00:09:42went out to buy some cigarettes and

00:09:44We went out for a bit of a stroll and when we came back

00:09:48He was there

00:09:51Did you know him? Yeah, he was my

00:09:54neighbor for 10 years

00:09:56Name is Gary

00:09:57Just like me. How do you think he got in? We had an extra set of my keys. Yeah, just in case I

00:10:05Can't imagine why he had to come into my living room to kill himself though. I I

00:10:10Don't understand maybe you just didn't want to dirty his own place up. It could be just as simple as that

00:10:17You're right

00:10:18Actually, if I were you I'd wash this whole mess up right now once the bloods dried. I'll be held to get clean

00:10:25Well, don't you have to take out the body first?

00:10:30Gary can I use your bathroom? Oh, yeah, it's just in there. Hurry up. He's a whole morning here

00:10:37Don't you have to take any notes or even photographs? No

00:10:43What

00:10:46Well for the investigation

00:10:49Relax, there's not gonna be any investigation

00:10:53I

00:11:06Know this stuff

00:11:10Okay, I

00:11:15Mean

00:11:17I've heard this a thousand times

00:11:19Where's this shit from I bet it's German, I don't know. It's just fucking cool. I just like it cuz it's cool

00:11:25I don't care. It's oh, yeah

00:11:28This stinks of Germany

00:11:39Mrs. Julia keeper officer DeLuca here. We met on the parking lot

00:11:49I

00:11:55So

00:11:57You're not gonna ask me any more questions

00:12:00Yes

00:12:01I have one last question

00:12:03How long is this mozzarella been there? I don't know week maybe

00:12:12Hmm so it's been more like three weeks your refrigerators depressing

00:12:19At least I feel reassured I was really scared that you would suspect me a murder

00:12:24I mean that body is in my house. It could look that way

00:12:29Could have killed him and put the gun in his hand

00:12:32You know what? I couldn't care less. It's your life. It's your neighbors dead

00:12:38Not mine

00:12:41Flush the broken

00:12:44That was boring Gary Gary lame look what I found in his bathroom

00:12:51He's still a magazine from that poor guy. Yeah, it's a dickhead. He had loads of um, it's an old fag rag

00:12:57It's kind of good. You won't shake his hand, but you've got no problem touching the magazine that he jacks off to

00:13:03Fuck what? Oh

00:13:06My god, this is so huge

00:13:09You're not gonna believe this

00:13:13Increased yeah

00:13:43Oh

00:14:05What are you doing in this shithole man, it's gross

00:14:11Last time I ate here

00:14:13I had the shits for two days

00:14:15Look, I don't care. Do you have my weed?

00:14:19Yeah

00:14:23There you go, and I gave you an extra half because I like you

00:14:29Why the fuck hasn't that stupid kid stopped staring at me since I got here which kid that one?

00:14:36Yeah, it's bugging me. Hey

00:14:39little twerp

00:14:41Stop staring at my friend while he's eating. Okay, it bothers him. Yeah, don't look at me. Even when I'm not eating

00:14:48Don't ever look at me

00:14:53Hey, do you mind if I pay you?

00:14:57Next time I'm having some money issues. How long these money issues been going on?

00:15:01I mean you already owe me 520 bucks sunshine. What are you up to? Yeah, look I'm being screwed by this home shopping thing

00:15:09I ordered this bodybuilding machine like ultra sophisticated and they screwed up and they charged me ten times for it

00:15:16you

00:15:18bodybuilding

00:15:19Well, I haven't received the machine yet. So yeah, but it means you intend to start

00:15:26Yeah, why not? I

00:15:31Just can't picture you bodybuilding that's

00:15:39Hey

00:15:41I'm just thinking

00:15:43You want to pay your debt off to me by carrying out a little favor?

00:15:48Nice and easy. Well have to see

00:15:52What is it? I mean, you know, I don't want to talk about it here. Let's take a walk. Oh

00:16:02My god, who is that guy? Nobody just some guy

00:16:09What happened? Did you run him over?

00:16:11No, I shot him by mistake

00:16:18This is not how we're gonna fit in with the neighbors

00:16:22Mommy everything's fine. No one saw anything fate wanted this not me

00:16:28You help me lift this fucker

00:16:31I

00:16:34I didn't like the guy anyway, I'll dump him in the river

00:16:57No, I thought you were dead

00:17:00And me too

00:17:02fuck

00:17:05What was the music you were listening to when you were driving I liked it a lot

00:17:15That's disgusting so listen

00:17:19You take him you get rid of him neatly and I simply forget about the money you owe me. It's as easy as that

00:17:27I've never killed anyone before. I don't know if I can it's

00:17:31Kind of scary Duke. I'm not I'm not feeling it. What are you afraid of? There's nothing to do

00:17:37The guy is 75% dead already

00:17:40You dig a big hole you throw him in you bury him. Boom job is done. That's horrible

00:17:46It's horrible for him. It's not horrible for you

00:17:50Hey, come on

00:17:52I'm just trying to help you out with your money problems. You don't have to do it

00:17:57Think about all the equipment you could buy

00:18:00to bulk up with

00:18:26You

00:18:35What kind of deranged meeting place is this don't worry the police office is right there

00:18:39I just came outside have a little fresh air

00:18:42Sometimes take meetings out here because it's a little depressing inside

00:18:47All right, so I'm sorry show me your breasts I want to see your breasts

00:18:56I'm sorry. What this was all a ploy to get you into my trap, but don't worry. I don't have to use this thing

00:19:03All you got to do is take off that top and show me one breast two breasts both breasts

00:19:10Wow, I'm sorry, I just I don't know how to react stop changing the subject and show me those breasts

00:19:16You can't be serious and you just can't be this is a joke, right?

00:19:22Yeah, have a laugh but in the meantime, this is a real fucking gun

00:19:26What is your problem?

00:19:28Do you have like issues talking to girls? Is this like your pickup line?

00:19:32Stop wasting my fucking time with your twisted questions

00:19:35What must be done will be done and what must be done today is you take off that top and show me those breasts?

00:19:41Cuz this is a real fucking gun

00:19:43What must be done will be done and this might not be making perfect sense

00:19:46But it makes sense up in my fucking brain. So do me a favor

00:19:50Drop it. Let me see the breasts. What are you gonna do if I don't comply?

00:19:53I'm gonna put a fucking bullet in your head. You're gonna fall down. There's gonna be blood everywhere

00:19:58I'm gonna walk over with my dirty shoe. I'm gonna lift up your shirt and then I'll see your breasts

00:20:04Okay, so win-win for me girl. Yeah, I see that. What are you doing?

00:20:10Julia, that's a bad idea

00:20:15Feel really sorry for you man get some help

00:20:23Show me your breasts

00:20:30It's not that I don't trust you Bob I just

00:20:33Just that I love counting these babies. I could count this all day every day. I know

00:20:39Take your time. What are you up to these days? You've been working. I just signed with a big studio

00:20:45To direct a really big movie. I'm doing okay

00:20:49Cool bravo, man. That'll be great for my business. I

00:20:55Mean that is you you could hook me up with movie stars loaded with cash

00:21:03It's a numerical movie

00:21:06There are no stars a numerical movie

00:21:12Wow, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like it's gonna be a good one

00:21:19sounds awesome and amazing

00:21:33Linda

00:21:34How's my little kitty?

00:21:36No, actually, that's why I'm calling you need to tell Donaldson that I won't be in the office this afternoon

00:21:42Why well, it's personal. It's a family matter. I can't talk about it on the phone

00:21:47It's serious. Well, yeah, it's serious. It's serious enough where I can't come in the office, but Donaldson is waiting for you. Okay. Yeah

00:21:54Tell Donaldson that I have to take care of this guy

00:21:59Who is definitely getting cancer? Well, that's what the doctor said. The doctor said maybe cancer. Hey

00:22:07Turn some music on please

00:22:09Linda I have to go that is the family member who may have cancer who's calling me. Okay. Bye

00:22:14What is the matter with you yelling like that the music

00:22:19It did me some good

00:22:21In your partner's car. It helped me to think of something else

00:22:27Without the music

00:22:30It's very difficult

00:22:33The pain comes back

00:22:36And I really don't feel that well

00:22:40That just put a little music on for me

00:22:43That's all I'm asking for

00:22:45Okay, I'll put some music on no problem

00:22:55Is that better do you like that music

00:23:02Hey, is that the kind of music you like

00:23:14I

00:23:30Have an errand to run right now, so I'll be gone for a while no more than five minutes. Is that okay? I

00:23:37Have to tell my wife

00:23:39She must be worried. Okay. We'll talk about that when I get back because now I have an errand to run now

00:23:46Would you like to listen to some music in the meantime or not? Oh

00:23:50Yes, please okay, did you like the music that I was listening to or would you like something else I

00:23:57Don't know I can't remember. Okay, I'm gonna hurry up don't move

00:24:09I

00:24:37Am taking this shovel

00:24:40I

00:24:42Can't find I'm taking a a keychain too, okay

00:25:09Hey

00:25:10What are you doing my car get away?

00:25:13Nothing. I was just wondering why the music was so loud. That's all so the radios on

00:25:18I don't see what the big deal is

00:25:19Well, normally people turn their radios off when they park their parts kind of strangely bond. Don't you think no

00:25:25I don't and normally people walk on their feet

00:25:28Don't you think it's a little bit strange that you need this thing to wheel you around go fuck yourself

00:25:39Oh

00:25:42Really you should just call me whenever you want no matter what time it is wherever you are Bob

00:25:46I will be there for you. You're my top priority clients. You can count on me

00:25:52That's really nice. Seriously. Okay. So do we kiss now to say goodbye or what?

00:26:00Why do you want to kiss me

00:26:03Well, isn't that the way it's done in the movie world? No, everyone kisses everyone. No

00:26:08Oh, I thought it was no, maybe it's a regular cinema thing not for numerical movies

00:26:15See you do

00:26:16Thanks, buddy. Peace out

00:26:19Whatever you like. Take care, Bob

00:26:31Hey, I'm home. Hey, honey, what are you doing home so early?

00:26:35I just decided to pop in I was in the neighborhood and give you a kiss

00:26:40Bunny we're watching a great movie. Oh, really?

00:26:45You really smell like marijuana I do. Oh

00:26:48Well, we seized a big shipment this morning. So I've been handling big bags of weed all day. I know you're an office cop, daddy

00:26:55Forget it. Can we just keep watching our movie? Okay. Sorry. I'll leave you alone. Huh? Oh

00:27:01This looks great

00:27:03This looks great

00:27:05What are you doing with a shovel darling? Oh

00:27:08This I'm just it's nothing. I'll uh, I'll tell you later, but it's not a big deal. So, uh, yeah

00:27:15Keep watching a movie. I'll stop bothering you guys. All right

00:27:33I

00:28:03Don't

00:28:33I

00:29:03Hey, baby, did you manage to take care of my parking tickets like I asked?

00:29:24Well, I haven't I haven't tried to be honest with you

00:29:30Well, that's not very nice

00:29:32Because when I asked you you said you would take care of I

00:29:36Was counting on you. I really was well

00:29:38I have thought about it and I think you deserve those tickets Michael screw you don't call me Michael

00:29:47Hang on how fucking hard is it to park in the right place? I think you do it on purpose

00:29:54Why are you parking in the wrong fucking place all the time?

00:29:58You are such an asshole

00:30:02Song you know it. I don't give a fuck about your song. Okay, don't ever call me again. I'm out of here

00:30:20Yeah, Duke, where are you I need to see you immediately

00:30:25Sunshine what do you want? Don't tell me you smoked it all already

00:30:32But I have changed my mind

00:30:36I

00:30:37Just found a bag of cash buried in my backyard

00:30:40There's enough money in here to buy weed for the next year. Maybe even two years

00:30:45Come on, man. You expect me to believe your bullshit

00:30:49Why don't you just say you didn't have the balls to finish the guy?

00:30:54Serious, I'm not kidding

00:30:57$13,000 in some old crappy bag. I think it was the life savings of the guy who lived here before

00:31:02Wow

00:31:03Fuck I know so I can pay you back what I owe you and I no longer have to kill this guy

00:31:08All I have to do is come back to you. Yeah, okay. Where's the guy right now?

00:31:13Still in my car. All right. All right, bring him over

00:31:17I'm at the Flamingo Hotel room 20. I'm on my way

00:31:32I

00:31:41Excuse me, do you mind if we sit with you?

00:31:48Are you talking to me? Yeah, can we sit with you please not unless you change those haircuts

00:31:55Well, I don't think you're in the best position to be talking about haircuts mister

00:31:58Yeah, so can we sit or not no I

00:32:02Don't want to smell the stench of that cheap cologne. You got on cheap

00:32:07We're both wearing Ralph Lauren. So

00:32:10Yeah, well, I never heard of the shit. Well, it's 60 bucks a bottle. So maybe you should have

00:32:16Come on, let's go sit over there. Yeah

00:32:20Enjoy your meal

00:32:23I

00:32:27Just woke up 20 minutes ago barely so I'm a little out of it

00:32:33Take a look at this that should wake you up

00:32:37This is for fags, why do you have it open it I'm telling you

00:32:48Oh, no

00:32:51You like

00:32:58Fuck yuck. No. Oh

00:33:04Get that away from me before I throw up I want to photocopy it and post it all over the place for everyone to enjoy

00:33:12You know that idiot just found a bag of cash digging a hole in his backyard. Are you kidding?

00:33:18No

00:33:19That dickhead found

00:33:22$13,000

00:33:24Can you imagine I mean you could get your nose done for a third time with that money

00:33:30Yeah

00:33:31you see

00:33:32you see

00:33:34Only losers have that kind of luck if I dig a hole in my backyard

00:33:38The best I can hope for is a potato, but that fucking moron finds

00:33:43$13,000

00:33:44Only losers have that kind of luck

00:33:49True

00:34:02Hello, hello, is this mr. Vincent rough

00:34:06Who's asking? My name is Jack. I just saw your ad in the April issue of synthesizers magazine

00:34:13Yeah, is the drum machine still for sale?

00:34:16Well, it depends what kind of music do you do well, it's hard to describe

00:34:21Let's say I'm especially influenced by 60s music, but I like to mix it up with more modern stuff

00:34:28Okay, I get it. You know what go fuck yourself. You don't deserve your drum machine

00:34:34Who is that

00:34:37Some kind of dickhead

00:34:39How much longer you gonna make me wait man, come on play me that song

00:34:43So what you have to know is that this is not the final mix, right?

00:34:46I'm still working on the structure, but it will give you a good idea of what it is

00:34:51Don't piss around with your technical crap. Just play it. You're the first to hear this

00:35:13You

00:35:33Okay, okay

00:35:35Okay, okay

00:35:37Okay

00:35:38So again, I'm still working on it, but what do you say you want me to be honest

00:35:44Totally, of course. I mean, it's just the two of us that song is shit in a can

00:35:51What I thought it was just awful I

00:35:56Disagree this song is a huge hit hit. No way rough. Trust me. I know this business

00:36:03That song sucks not even a tampon ad would want to use that song

00:36:08You have ads for tampons that are very good. I

00:36:13think

00:36:15You should just throw that song in the trash and start again from scratch. I mean, that's that's my friendly advice

00:36:21Okay, Duke. I appreciate your honesty, but I'm still gonna wait for a second opinion. Okay, you want a second opinion?

00:36:28Yeah, but from someone else not a second opinion from you. I understand

00:36:32Don't move. Where are you going?

00:36:35Be right back

00:37:03You

00:37:18Whoa, there you go

00:37:20What is this? What's happening?

00:37:22It's the guy from my neighborhood. I'll explain later, but he can tell you whether your song is worth anything or not

00:37:28Give it up. Look at your guy. He's a wreck. What's the point?

00:37:32Do you want a second opinion or not?

00:37:41Okay, okay

00:38:02Oh

00:38:18Bob Bob, no. No, I didn't forget. I'm just around the corner two minutes

00:38:24I

00:38:32Sir sir

00:38:37Hey, hey, what are you doing? I have to run

00:38:41Client emergency. No way. You can't just leave that guy my place. Don't worry. I'll be back to get him later

00:38:47He's easy. He won't move. I won't be long

00:38:54Oh

00:38:57What's the matter baby, why are you screaming?

00:38:59That was nothing. I was talking to our colleague. You have a minute. We could fuck a quickie

00:39:04Not now. I'm working on something that shitty song. You've been listening to for the last four days. Is that what you're doing?

00:39:12You don't know anything about music. That's a huge hit. Ah

00:39:15Ah

00:39:22Sir

00:39:28Sir wake up wake up

00:39:45What do you want

00:39:47You're brown cock stupid. I told you I'm busy. What's the matter with you go home?

00:39:51I'm bored at home. My man is in there with his moronic friends watching the hockey on TV. It's boring

00:39:57Yeah, right hockey sucks. Can't you get away from your game music for five minutes and give me one?

00:40:02Come on, let me in open up

00:40:04We can't do it here. It's too dirty. Stop your bullshit open up

00:40:09What about my car anywhere in the trash room if you want?

00:40:15I

00:40:28Sunshine speaking

00:40:31Who is this?

00:40:32Yes

00:40:34Mommy, is that you you have 14 year old girl sunshine, don't you?

00:40:39She's 13

00:40:42Who the fuck is this does your daughter know that once upon a time you did gay porn

00:40:49How much would you be willing to cough up so that she doesn't see her father in a magazine getting sodomized by convicts

00:41:09Do you really think you're gonna make it in music

00:41:12I

00:41:16Don't know you're a cop so

00:41:19sucks

00:41:21Nobody wants to listen to some cops music. Do they?

00:41:24Of course they do

00:41:29Hey games over honey

00:41:31Hey, hey, darling. I was it good. It's not too bad

00:41:36Jimmy fell asleep. He is so drunk as usual

00:41:40Do you want me to make you some coffee

00:41:43Actually, we're out of beer

00:41:45Okay, I'll go get you some

00:41:47You know rough our neighbor

00:41:50the cop oh

00:41:52Hi, yeah, yeah, we bump into each other sometimes. How are you? Hi

00:41:57You know, we hear you working on your music

00:42:00The walls are so thin. I know I'm sorry. I'm gonna try to work with headphones now

00:42:06I don't mind. I think it's quite good. It's Ruth who can't stand it. She said it's the worst music

00:42:13She's ever heard. Oh

00:42:19That's it

00:42:21Yeah, I think it's quite good. You know, the groove is good

00:42:25Yeah, I don't know. There may be just a little something missing

00:42:31Yeah. Oh, here's my favorite part

00:42:35Oh

00:43:05I

00:43:11Do

00:43:13Good. What the fuck are you doing here? Jesus Christ. Are you stupid?

00:43:18You scared the life out of me and one of the element of surprise. I need to talk to you

00:43:23You couldn't do it like anyone else on the phone would be easier wouldn't it?

00:43:27No, because over the phone you can't threaten someone with a knife

00:43:31You aren't seriously threatening me with a kitchen knife, are you?

00:43:35Yeah, I can slit your throat right open with this. So don't fuck up. Oh, I see

00:43:40It's a joke, huh?

00:43:42Jokey piece of shit. You want to steal my weed? Is that it? No, I want to know who you gave the information to

00:43:51What information for fuck's sake what are you talking about about the money I found who did you mention it to I don't know

00:43:59What's the problem? Really? Well, yeah, was I not supposed to oh

00:44:05Shit what?

00:44:07Nothing. Okay. Just thanks a lot next time. Could you please keep your mouth shut?

00:44:12Well, excuse me. I must have missed something. I don't understand what your fucking problem is. It doesn't matter. Okay, fine

00:44:29You

00:44:51I'm dropping Kevin off at school in your car and then I'm coming right back. Okay, what are you doing in your mink?

00:44:57Are you crazy? This is a little cold. That's all I take your car. What? Oh, yeah, okay

00:45:05Okay, you really look like a high-class hooker in that Kevin let's go we're taking bills car. Come on

00:45:27You

00:45:29Sure, you got a rendezvous here

00:45:31Yes, I'm sure now stop talking. You're stressing me out. Do you want to blow everything?

00:45:37There's 16 minutes late. They got to be amateurs. I don't care. Okay, just stick to the plan a bullet in the head

00:45:43And that's the end of it

00:45:47Stay on the line. No, it makes me feel less lonely. It comforts me. Am I stressing you out or my company?

00:45:57There's a car coming this is it stop talking

00:46:27This is super easy, it's just super fun

00:46:29Okay

00:46:30You're gonna get out of the car and you're gonna walk over to the bag that that man just put on the ground and then

00:46:36You're gonna put the gay magazine on the ground and then you take the bag and you bring it back to the car to mommy

00:46:42Okay, okay

00:46:49Don't shoot screw it's a kid really young band in the plan

00:46:57Okay, let's go

00:47:27I was expecting some dangerous guys here me too. I didn't know it's gonna be a kid. He's such a jerk

00:47:32You know, I should have known

00:47:34Don't ask me again sunshine. Okay, you're on your own with your shit. I'm sorry

00:47:40Ciao

00:47:41I'm sorry

00:47:57I

00:48:27I

00:48:57I

00:48:59I

00:49:24Okay, I'm going to be honest with you guys

00:49:29I love your style. I think this marketing idea is

00:49:33fantastic the the black

00:49:36one-eyed

00:49:37Slightly monstrous cop and the dying apathetic guy. It's spot-on that could be great for

00:49:43For videos and the press now that really works and I love the idea of the funny costumes. They're very out there

00:49:49I like that what funny costumes? What are you talking about? Let me finish. Okay. Sorry, go ahead

00:49:54Marketing is 95% of the job, you know, it's it's fantastic that you're you're ready to take it to that level

00:50:01It's it's it's pretty rare even your visual approach

00:50:04Has huge potential not denying that that that could be really huge but to get there you're missing an important detail. Oh

00:50:14What's that

00:50:16the remaining 5%

00:50:18talent

00:50:19I'm sorry. Your song is a huge pile of shit. It won't go anywhere

00:50:24No

00:50:25It's not shit. I think you're wrong. Uh, I think I know my job. I've been in the business for 30 years

00:50:30I have rarely heard anything that bad. I mean guys you got to get back into the studio

00:50:37Seriously, this song is bad. Believe me. You can't trash the song with your radical judgments

00:50:42I've been working like crazy on this for two months

00:50:45What does that mean? Did you know Michael Jackson recorded thriller in 10 minutes? Oh, really? I don't think so

00:50:51I do think so. I know the engineer who worked on the recording. I can get him on the phone right now

00:50:56He'll confirm it ten minutes flat

00:50:58It's not the amount of time you spend on it that matters its talent. All right

00:51:02Yeah, sure. It's nice to have funny costumes and spend two months on a song but without talent

00:51:09What's the point guys what costumes?

00:51:12We're not wearing funny costumes

00:51:15I'm really a cop. That's my job. This guy is really dying

00:51:19It's not an ad campaign we're not trying to be cool or whatever we are for real

00:51:27Okay

00:51:29Even worse than I thought

00:51:31you've just

00:51:33Lost the stylish 95% shit that that okay that brings you down to nothing. What a waste of time

00:51:39Why didn't you warn me earlier? Come on guys wake up

00:51:42Nobody wants to buy music from some one-eyed cop and an apathetic piece of trash

00:51:49Produce my song

00:51:51It's no worse than any other I

00:51:55Know it's not the biggest hit of the year, but it is a good song

00:52:01Produce it

00:52:04Please you can keep the rights to the song. I don't care. I'm not doing this for the money

00:52:10You know what get the fuck out of my office you and your dumb friend get the fuck out of here

00:52:15I've had enough of you

00:52:17Okay, I

00:52:20Think I left the hose on in my garden

00:52:27I've gotta get home. If I don't it'll be such a waste

00:52:42It'll be such a waste

00:52:47I

00:53:17I

00:53:47I

00:54:17I

00:54:44His doors always unlocked

00:54:48I

00:55:11Wanted to kill myself what

00:55:17I

00:55:27Okay, then what

00:55:29Then he took me he duct-tape he used

00:55:33Then he put gray duct tape on me and took me to some place his house and it was

00:55:40Disgusting

00:55:41Where is this house exactly? I have no idea on a street on a street

00:55:47Okay

00:55:48Anything else and then he takes off all of his clothes on dresses down to his underwear

00:55:55starts playing some horrible

00:55:57music very loud I

00:56:01Have no idea why he was in his underwear. It was probably the most disturbing moment of my entire life

00:56:17Can you hear it now?

00:56:19This is what I call music

00:56:21Can you feel the beat?

00:56:23This is real music

00:56:25David Delores Frank

00:56:33I really can't stay so I have homework to do

00:56:37Forget your damn homework

00:56:39Listen to this for fuck's sake

00:56:41This is more important

00:56:43Can you feel it?

00:56:45With your guts

00:56:47This is where music happens

00:56:49Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:56:51In your guts

00:56:53In your organs

00:56:55Africa

00:56:57You understand?

00:56:59Yes

00:57:01Good

00:57:03That's lesson number one

00:57:05You have any questions?

00:57:11Hey

00:57:13Delores Frank come back here

00:57:17I'm not done with you

00:57:25Why aren't you using a typewriter

00:57:27In movies they use typewriters

00:57:29You're writing it with a pen

00:57:31And

00:57:33You're not using a typewriter

00:57:35Why are you using a typewriter?

00:57:37We're not in a movie David Delores Frank

00:57:39And we don't have typewriters here at the police station

00:57:41That's bullshit

00:57:43Okay it's not a movie

00:57:47Now I'm going to show you a photo

00:57:49And I want you to tell me if you recognize the man you're talking about

00:57:51Here

00:57:55I'd prefer if you referred to him as my aggressor

00:57:57Not the man

00:57:59Your aggressor

00:58:01If you prefer

00:58:03Yeah it's important because he's not a normal person

00:58:07Take a look at the photo and tell me if you see your aggressor there

00:58:11Okay

00:58:21I need to show you something

00:58:23What?

00:58:25Come

00:58:27Now?

00:58:33You are not going to believe this

00:58:35You are not going to believe this

00:58:39Oh my god

00:58:41How much is in here?

00:58:43$13,000 is that crazy?

00:58:45Where did you get this?

00:58:47It's my business

00:58:49Give me some

00:58:51Are you stupid or what?

00:58:53Do you know how much money you have in here?

00:58:55Give me some

00:58:57You're acting like a real bitch here

00:58:59Give me some

00:59:01Screw you

00:59:05Give me some

00:59:17That's the one

00:59:19That's him

00:59:21I recognize him

00:59:23That is the man

00:59:25Why?

00:59:27Get out

00:59:29Get the fuck out

00:59:31Get out

00:59:35Get out

00:59:39Motherfucking bitch

00:59:43Woo

00:59:45Woo

01:00:05Yes

01:00:07Hey Duke

01:00:09Hi

01:00:11So you're alive

01:00:13Yes

01:00:15I'm alive, I'm fine

01:00:17You sound strange

01:00:19Why are you breathing like that?

01:00:21That's nothing

01:00:23I'm just cold, nothing

01:00:25So are you finished with your bullshit now or what?

01:00:27Yeah

01:00:29I tell you, I'm fine

01:00:31Good

01:00:33If I ever see you in such a homo

01:00:35state of weakness again

01:00:37I will kill you myself

01:00:39Do you understand?

01:00:41Do that, that works for me

01:00:45Be a man, Roth

01:00:47Fag

01:00:49What the fuck

01:00:51are you doing?

01:00:53Why don't you raise the shutter instead of

01:00:55crawling out like a fucking lizard

01:00:57It's broken, it won't open anymore

01:00:59I need to get it fixed

01:01:01God, you Chinese people

01:01:03You make me laugh

01:01:05You're really good sales people

01:01:07But for everything else

01:01:09You really are big dweebs

01:01:11Get the fucking thing fixed, this is ridiculous

01:01:13Take care of it

01:01:15Jeez, here

01:01:17How many do we have this time?

01:01:19There's been a little problem

01:01:21It's not the usual

01:01:23What do you mean?

01:01:25I can't catch the rats anymore

01:01:27I think they figured out how my trap works

01:01:29It's over, I didn't catch a single one this week

01:01:31Wait a minute

01:01:35You want me to sell the dope in this

01:01:37You can't be fucking serious

01:01:39Why not?

01:01:41It's kind of the same, it's the same size

01:01:43You can put it in your pocket like a rat, it's the same

01:01:45It's disgusting to touch

01:01:47It stinks

01:01:49Are you sick?

01:01:51Are you trying to kill my business, fucking fish?

01:01:53I can't help it, Duke

01:01:55I'm telling you, I can't catch the rats anymore

01:01:57They're too smart

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01:09:11God damn it!

01:09:13Hit him!

01:09:15Hit him again, Ro, god damn it!

01:09:21Okay, everybody, listen up.

01:09:24Sorry, my wife is right in the middle of giving birth...

01:09:27...so I'm not going to be around forever here.

01:09:29Um...

01:09:32I have a prepared speech.

01:09:36good at this kind of bullshit, but what I can say is Simon William Shine, also known

01:09:42as Sunshine, took his own life into his hands. And as I speak to you now, his tormented soul

01:09:52is most certainly on its way to hell, since, as we all know, anyone who goes against God's

01:09:58will ends up in hell. So, Sunshine, I salute you. You will forever remain in our hearts,

01:10:13and I wish you a good journey.

01:10:16Excuse me, Captain. I don't want to offend you, but you were just saluting the sky and

01:10:22hell is under our feet, underground.

01:10:25Yeah, I know that. It just seems more natural to salute the soul of the departed towards

01:10:31the sky, rather than toward the ground. Don't you agree? It's more poetic.

01:10:38I don't think so. It looks weird.

01:10:41Oh, it's even weirder to salute the ground. Look.

01:10:44Hi. Have a nice trip down to hell, buddy. Right?

01:10:50Okay, I'll take it back. You're right. Sorry.

01:10:53Well, if you want my opinion, Captain, I think we have the wrong idea about hell, just

01:11:00exactly like we have the wrong idea about paradise.

01:11:05What do you mean by that, Duke?

01:11:07I mean, I'm a Christian, but I've learned to not believe those things we're told in

01:11:15those old books. You have to read between the lines and decipher, because in reality,

01:11:24hell is here. This world that we walk around in, that we live in every day, is hell.

01:11:33We have invisible flames around us. You can't see them, but we all have invisible flames

01:11:40around us. We get burned every day, but we just don't realize it. I mean, we are just

01:11:46miserable slaves to nature.

01:11:49Duke, I don't think anyone wants to hear what you're saying right now. Wouldn't you rather

01:11:55just say a little word about sunshine?

01:11:57Yeah, well, I was getting to it, Andy. I mean, I think that sunshine left hell for a better

01:12:07place. I think that we are the dead, and he is alive. I mean, I know it sounds weird kind

01:12:14of said like that, but I do believe that. And we should not cry for sunshine, my brothers.

01:12:22We should cry for ourselves, because we are in hell.

01:12:37Wow. Wait a minute. That is a wild ride I was on. I am so stoned right now. Shit.

01:13:07Thanks. You dick.

01:13:37I wanted to tell you that what you said about hell, that was beautiful. I loved listening

01:14:05to you.

01:14:06Well, I'm glad you liked it, ma'am. I just made it up. Who are you again?

01:14:14I'm sunshine's wife.

01:14:15Oh, yeah. Okay. I see.

01:14:19And I think you're completely right. We really do live in hell. I love this theory. It allows

01:14:26you to consider death differently. It's a very powerful idea. And I think you should

01:14:35write a book.

01:14:41I've forgotten what you just said.

01:14:45I said, I think you should write a book on your theory. It's a very interesting subject,

01:14:53and you seem to master it.

01:14:55Yeah. See, I don't know how to explain this. Your words go in my ears, but then they don't

01:15:03make it to the processor.

01:15:05Do you want me to repeat it again?

01:15:07No. Hey, wow. Hang on. Who smells like bad fish? Is that you?

01:15:12Oh, no. No, it's not. I think it's you.

01:15:15Wow. What a gross, horrible stench. No. No, no. No, it's not me. Hey, who's that?

01:15:24Who's that little bitch over there? Maybe it's her.

01:15:26That is my daughter. Watch your language.

01:15:29Well, I think it's her.

01:15:30You're the one who stinks, you dickhead. Come on, Mom. Let's go. Don't talk to that guy.

01:15:37Yeah, fuck off. Write a book.

01:15:44Write a book about what?

01:15:53Hey. Hey. Write a book about what?

01:16:11Write a book about what? Write a book about what?

01:16:24Well, like I told you, this could be a big hit. I think.

01:16:32I like it. Yeah. Yeah, this has got a great groove. How do you do that? Oh, this is a

01:16:40killer. Well, it's about the feeling. It's all about

01:17:04the feeling. I have some good feeling. It's super cool.

01:17:07I love it. Thank you. That makes me happy.

01:17:10It just makes me want to be in a dance club. Only guys, though. No girls. Yeah, just guys

01:17:16dancing everywhere. Really?

01:17:19Yeah. Definitely no chicks. This is a song just for guys.

01:17:24Totally. Totally. Just dudes. Okay. Okay.

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