Who Made The Potatoe Salad (2006)

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00:00:00You
00:00:30I
00:01:00Should five be advised your suspects are code five multiple warrants
00:01:11Dispatch requesting code one
00:01:13Suspects exit the vehicle officer Jones in pursuit south on 14th approaching Linda Vista
00:01:30I
00:02:00I
00:02:08Got you now
00:02:18Whatever all that Billy Blanks ain't gonna work
00:02:30I
00:03:00Oh
00:03:07In his drawers clown
00:03:17Hey, I'm gonna get the job done who do what I got to do
00:03:20We apprehended the suspect that he is in County waiting on a date right now and officer was found
00:03:27In his drawers handcuffed to the jungle gym in his own handcuffs
00:03:36Yep, but you see that was a diversion. Okay, so my fellow officers could move in with the least amount of resistance
00:03:44Back at you. Yeah, it seems you often use that exact same tactic, but do whatever I have to do to make the arrest
00:03:51I
00:03:51Mean, I don't care if I have to use chewing gum rapper to slip past intricate alarm system to bust up a stolen car
00:03:56Rig, that's what I'm gonna do. Oh
00:03:59shit
00:04:00That's what you want. When was your last cop?
00:04:04When was your last time guys
00:04:07Tonight it's the big night, right?
00:04:11Yes, it is tonight I make my Ashley an honest woman you mean now she can finally tell how funny-looking you are
00:04:21I
00:04:26Switch y'all supposed to be happy for a brother. We are man. I mean I am we are happy for you
00:04:38Anyway, dog, so what you gonna propose it? You know what I mean? You wanna take her to the beach?
00:04:43Check it out. Write it down
00:04:44Wait until sunset
00:04:46Propose when the Sun is like over the horizon, you know what I mean?
00:04:50It's romantic and it's quiet and and it's just like you and her, you know, I mean
00:05:02Sorry
00:05:04Sorry, I just I was just reminiscing that's that's why I proposed to my second wife
00:05:08She was a fat ass though. She looked nothing like Ashley. That's a fine piece of ass
00:05:16You got one more time one more time
00:05:19But seriously, I got a proposal. That's so hot. Oh, I'm about to sweep this woman right off her feet
00:05:40I've seen a lot of the world
00:05:47For you
00:05:57These are for you
00:06:03What's wonderful
00:06:08What are you doing doing the right thing
00:06:13You know each other for about a year now actually I
00:06:16Can't imagine my life before you and I definitely don't want to imagine my life without you
00:06:22You complete me baby
00:06:26I'm just kidding. I was watching cable last night. I get you with that one
00:06:31Now but seriously seriously, I love you with all my heart
00:06:47Oh my god, will you marry me?
00:06:53My god, well now girl before I get rid with this, but yes
00:07:01I'd like to make us sweat it out
00:07:04Baby it's so beautiful
00:07:16I
00:07:28Get something to drink for you, too. Ah
00:07:30Yes, take a bottle of lay pay move strong J. France a
00:07:371988 I don't believe we carry that is
00:07:41Kidding. Just bring us your best champagne
00:07:44Yeah, it's tragic
00:07:47My gosh, we have so much planning to do are we gonna have it
00:07:52What am I gonna weigh her? Well, who's gonna be our plane?
00:07:58Calm down. We got plenty of time to play. I need to know are you ready for tomorrow?
00:08:03Yes. Yeah our
00:08:06Train leaves for LA tomorrow 12 cool. I can't wait to break the news to your parents. Oh wait till they meet me
00:08:14Yeah
00:08:16You're simping
00:08:18Now this is how a man should be introduced to your family
00:08:23You know, you gotta hide this until we announce it though, right? Right? Yeah, can you think we should do it on Thanksgiving?
00:08:30We'll just have to find the appropriate time. Oh, you're right. You're right. We should just let it happen. Naturally. Um, baby
00:08:37Even if you don't click with my family
00:08:40Will you still love me?
00:08:42Of course
00:08:45I mean, of course
00:08:48Hey, remember this love conquers all and I love you
00:08:57But you know deep down inside I'm gonna click with your family
00:09:01I mean come on look at me
00:09:03What family could resist these boys good looks?
00:09:07Seriously, look at me. Okay, I can borrow a cup of sugar from any white family on this block. You know this
00:09:12You are so stupid
00:09:42Oh
00:10:04Nice to meet you heard a lot about you. Yeah. Well, I told my daughter about putting my business out in the streets
00:10:11To remember never to fold under questioning daddy. Hey, you leave that boy alone
00:10:20You guys put your bags in the back of the trunk
00:10:32That's mine
00:10:35Oh
00:10:39That's what I think yeah, go put your bags in it
00:10:53I uh, I was holding those for my boy back home
00:10:58We
00:11:03Make sure you wanna just help me with this
00:11:07You know what
00:11:12Okay, there we go, all right you can get the car now
00:11:16So Mike, what'd you do for a living son? Daddy don't start Ashley, baby
00:11:20Correct me if I'm wrong
00:11:21But I think I have a right to know what the nigga that's popping my daughter's coochie does for a living
00:11:27So son, what is it that you do for a living? Uh, I'm a cop
00:11:32What?
00:11:34That's
00:11:35You didn't tell me this motherfucker was a pig. I didn't think it mattered anymore
00:11:40Jake, come on now. That was many years ago. Wait, wait, what was years ago?
00:11:45Jake did some time in the joint for attempted murder of a police officer. That's all it wasn't no motherfucking attempted murder
00:11:51It was self-defense daddy. I don't want to hear Ashley
00:11:57Whatever is said or done while you in this sellout around it stays right here. You understand me?
00:12:05You got that pig, huh? Oh, yeah
00:12:27Oh
00:12:34Welcome to our humble home Michael. Oh, yeah
00:12:43This this is nice, this is nice. It's reminding my grandmama's house
00:12:47You making fun of my decorations boy. Oh, no, it's not even like
00:12:53It's okay young girl, it's okay. You just remember struggle continues
00:13:02You want something so the pop beer doughnut
00:13:22Oh
00:13:37Ashley housework, baby. It's going really good. I just got a raise. Oh, that's wonderful, baby
00:13:45Yeah, that's great, baby
00:13:48So Mike how was work
00:13:53I killed any niggas lately. Yeah, just ask him a couple of questions. Uh
00:14:01No, I I can't say I have I'm curious Mike
00:14:06Baby let me just talk to the young man
00:14:10Why would a black man in America want to be a cop I
00:14:16Mean you couldn't think of nothing better to do. Maybe be a doctor
00:14:19lawyer
00:14:21Maybe even a gangster rapper. I
00:14:23Mean at least they make more money than a sleazy ass pig
00:14:27daddy
00:14:30All right, all right, all right, it's gonna take me a minute to get used to this pig shit
00:14:40Anyway Michael, what are your intentions for my beautiful daughter?
00:14:45I
00:14:50Actually asked you and I would be seeing each other quite some time
00:14:54What's bubbly family I'll get y'all day. Okay. Hey Junebug. Hey you book. Hey sis
00:15:00I don't look at all good like video girl. Like you've been sprouting up and everything. Hey, Jim, but so what you home?
00:15:05Thanks for rubbing or something. Yeah, how do you go treat you my bitch. You still love me there and everything. It's fine
00:15:12Who this nigga
00:15:15My boyfriend Michael
00:15:19Are you doing
00:15:21Anyway, mom my stomach killing me, you know, I ain't ate in like three days
00:15:24You know, that's what jail do to a brother and dry bowels. Keep me starving. I'm running kitchen
00:15:27No, you gotta follow me none. I'll be right back
00:15:29Oh, don't you bug don't be sticking your fingers in my pot. I'm not done yet
00:15:38So Mike
00:15:40You were saying?
00:15:41Yeah, like I was saying, you know Ashley and I we've been seeing each other for quite some time
00:15:46We actually have a little something. We'd like to share what you got. Hey nigger. We got a ride
00:15:51We gotta go to the stizz or mama ain't got enough flizz hour and stizz or clothes and it is out
00:15:55So you got a ride with me right now can't be riding around here by myself player
00:15:58No, I'm saying they out to get me. I won't be the only target. Let's go. I
00:16:03Am you know, I'm tired
00:16:05Go on Micah
00:16:07Go on
00:16:08June bug on show you around
00:16:15Christ Ashley, where did you find that? Sorry motherfucking from?
00:16:22Crazy I am man
00:16:23Right there. That's what we making our kids fight shit. You got kids
00:16:28Hell no, I look like making my kids fight
00:16:32That's what a big homie got shot shot 17 times in the face took him on to like a champ they call him bullet head
00:16:44That's the old rock house right there nice get my serve on and that motherfuckers
00:16:51Big wait, you did me
00:16:57Hey
00:17:00What you do back to the crib, I'll be I'm hey, I just cool out chill, you know, I'm
00:17:06You know kick on the down low you feel me?
00:17:12Feel
00:17:14Yeah, I'll be doing that same shit like not really doing nothing laying around
00:17:17Sometimes he's just how long the fuck I can lay around without doing shit, you know
00:17:20I mean, I'm on that. Hey, man, like this shit and roll with the smoke this shit. No, no. No, I'm straight
00:17:25I'm straight
00:17:27No smoking
00:17:29What kind of food you don't smoke? I don't trust no nigga to smoke what you a cop or some shit
00:17:35You good you ain't good you hit this it ain't it what you call me for kind of food on smoke
00:17:45Trust you man
00:17:47You got a problem
00:17:52Who this fool right here
00:17:54No, you stay lean up chase the bullets scatter over there
00:17:57What's going on? What's going on fool thing? He's just roll up on me
00:18:02Put in work
00:18:04What kind of work like work nigga like punch the clock work
00:18:09What's up, pretty odd motherfuckers t-bone nigga. Yeah, man, you better make it known when you be walking up
00:18:16Completely backwards, whatever nigga we'd have been some shooting motherfuckers around I've been a shooting my fucking you know
00:18:21We've been some shooting motherfuckers around here. Nick. You know I'm saying. Oh, okay. You got Luke
00:18:25Oh, I've been a shooting my fucking first off whatever man. You still coming through the house later
00:18:29What we all gonna be here? Yeah, my mom in the mouth
00:18:32Man, you know, I love your mama cooking man. She's making them shit chitlin dip. Hell. Yeah, you don't be down there. I'll add
00:18:39Jim
00:18:40Hey, hey, yo mama still got them 45s for sale you got no more damn
00:18:48Putting it up maybe quiet. I'm like someone for scary next time me
00:18:53Hey, hey Michael
00:18:57You guys have a good time. I'd say that
00:19:00Okay, what happened to June bug?
00:19:03June bug is at t-bones not t-bone
00:19:08Hey, you know what that means degenerate Ashley come help me with the groceries, baby
00:19:15Thanks for bringing in the groceries Michael Tima
00:19:20Sorry
00:19:22Yeah
00:19:25Hey Michael
00:19:28Come go with me. I want to show you something in the day. Oh
00:19:31Oh
00:19:33Jesus Christ, I have the hardest goddamn time getting off this couch. My wife pull all this plastic. Oh
00:19:55Just you and Huey, yeah, that's me and Huey marching on City Hall
00:20:01I'm gonna put you in a corner. That's me and Eldridge at a market. No
00:20:08In the Bahamas on vacation, you know drink up young blood
00:20:23That's mother's milk right there. Oh, no, that's a that's a man's drink
00:20:31Look a young blood I
00:20:34Bought you down here cuz I want to rap with you for a taste. I
00:20:38Dedicated 30 years of my life to the move
00:20:43Fighting oppression
00:20:46At the hands of a cold-blooded
00:20:48ruthless oppressor
00:20:50You understand?
00:20:52Back in the day. I was a high-ranking soldier in the party
00:20:57Yes, man. I
00:20:59Didn't raise my daughter
00:21:01To be with the very motherfucker that I used to fight with on the streets
00:21:07Who murdered and killed a lot of my comrades in the line of duty?
00:21:14But I want you to know
00:21:17That I will kill you
00:21:20Before I let you be with my daughter understand
00:21:29Come on let's eat
00:21:49Mom I'm not gonna lie to you. This fool was off the hinges got my stomach bubbling and everything
00:21:55Wait, yeah, I miss your cooking mama. Oh, thank you. It was great. Thank you
00:22:01Handed to you mrs. Jenkins. That was a delicious meal. Well, I am so glad you enjoyed it Michael
00:22:11You didn't finish your pork chop Michael, ah, well, you know, I don't eat pork
00:22:20You don't what I
00:22:23I
00:22:25Just don't eat pork what kind of nigga don't eat pork. Huh? What type of nigga you point one out and show me what kind of
00:22:31You don't smoke. No, we don't need no more. I'm a kind of nigger. Don't eat pork. What was wrong?
00:22:35You want them Mussolini's or something?
00:22:39Trying to correctionalize me you trying to correctionalize
00:22:43Oh, I get it. I get it a
00:22:46Pig that don't eat pig
00:22:50That's dad I usually begin your jokes, I don't really I don't get down with me your sister Ashley here
00:22:57Has brought a pig into our family this motherfucker right here June bug
00:23:02is one time
00:23:19Relax
00:23:49Don't be upset
00:23:52Call that brother. I just like that, you know
00:23:55What this is normal for you? No, I
00:23:59Just know how they are, you know
00:24:03Especially my dad, you know, he's just he's just real stuck in his ways. Yeah, I can see that
00:24:09Oh
00:24:18I know what that means
00:24:31Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:24:39I
00:24:44Now, you know goddamn well, you know better
00:24:51Let's go chef you on the couch tonight
00:25:03You need to go sir
00:25:06Chef go sleep on the couch chef this chef that keep calling me chef. I got your chef right here
00:25:14How do you 24 remember this you ain't never too old to get your ass with
00:25:24And chop that up in your head a little bit
00:25:26And chop that up in your head
00:25:34Plastic couch in this day and age sweat out five pounds sleeping on this damn thing
00:25:43Hey, I got the listen to this shit all night
00:25:49All right, come on just relax just relax just relax just relax just relax come on just relax just relax just
00:25:56Coaches upstairs
00:26:10You better knock that shit off little ray last time to tell you boy
00:26:14I swear for God next time how you go get me a switch. Hey, he's just being a kid
00:26:20Mm-hmm, right, right, right, right hit me again and you won't wake up till next week
00:26:24That's why you can't do it cuz you eat no damn vegetables
00:26:28Hey, so look here. Uh, when is uh, sleeping booty gonna wake his ass up. Anyway, I don't know
00:26:34Well, we find out
00:26:37Hey chef Oh Jake
00:26:43Whoa chef Jay be nice
00:26:46Wake it up there boy
00:26:49Ashley's sister Mookie is here and her whole family are dying to meet you. Come on in have some breakfast with us, honey
00:26:57Whoo?
00:26:58Morning, everybody. Morning, baby
00:27:01How you doing? I'm Michael. Oh god damn boy
00:27:05You need to brush your teeth. Oh, it's like you got a naked demon in your mouth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:27:10What'd you eat last night shit? Oh, hey. Hey. Hey, let me go back. Let me go brush
00:27:14I'm just playing baby. I'm just playing. I'm just playing
00:27:17I'm just playing with your dog. All right
00:27:19Okay, you got me. You got me. You got me right? All right, right, right, right, right
00:27:23My wife mook. Hi. It's nice to meet you. All right, that's my little badass son right there ray jr
00:27:29That's a little right holler
00:27:33Holla back
00:27:35Go and have a seat michael help yourself to some breakfast mookie cook breakfast for us this morning. Oh, all right
00:27:42Thank you mookie because I sure am hungry that's right
00:27:45Go and help yourself to some of that pork sausage brought that straight from jordan. Yeah, good pork sausage
00:27:51Ray ray
00:27:54You know michael here don't eat no pork what
00:27:59Daddy why don't you just shut up sometimes girl? You about to get your fucking head knocked off
00:28:04Don't you ever tell your daddy to shut up? I'll turn this goddamn table over on you
00:28:1235
00:28:19Touchdown baby drinkers. I told them boys ain't shit. Oh, they digging into that ass there boy
00:28:25Go through this every year every goddamn. Hey, wait, right. It's good to see you, you know
00:28:31Now you're gonna be at the picnic right because I need you to bring some of that pork
00:28:35No sausages can't do it, man
00:28:37I gotta take little ray jr to the doctor boy ain't duking in a week
00:28:40The boy ain't booboo with a whole week hell no i'm worried about it man little ass just backed up
00:28:44I told you he'll eat enough goddamn vegetables. Yeah, he got to eat vegetables
00:28:48Hey
00:28:49How's it going in here fellas? Hey, what we got going? What we got going? Who's playing? Damn? Let me move over some boy
00:28:55Oh, yeah, we got
00:29:06What the fuck did you do
00:29:07Take a bath in a goddamn cologne. Yeah, boy. What kind of french shit is that you're wearing?
00:29:12It's uh, it's called, uh, jean rene
00:29:15Chardonnay ain't that liquor boy?
00:29:18No
00:29:21I'm just playing with you boy. We're here watching the game. Hey you
00:29:25Oh
00:29:27That's my team right there that's my team they ain't shit they losing like a motherfucker
00:29:33I told you ain't shit drinking. Hey, so what you do for a living there mike?
00:29:43Your boy mike is a pig
00:29:46What what's that, uh the mascot for a local rib joint a food chain or something? No, no, no
00:29:53Pig that's a pig popo
00:29:5650
00:29:57johnny law, oh
00:30:00Locking motherfuckers up. Oh, okay. How long you been doing that?
00:30:05As long as they've been letting sellout niggas like this on the force
00:30:10About five years. Oh, really? Yeah
00:30:16I like this shirt. Where did you get that shirt? Uh, you like this? Yeah. No, I like it. Yeah
00:30:21Yeah, boy, that's some sexy shit ain't it? I'm a trash man. You got that out the track boy
00:30:25You find a lot of surprising stuff in the trash all types of good shit. You can use toothpaste. Uh
00:30:31lotion soap mouthwash
00:30:33breath mints a lot of good shit in the trash
00:30:38Youngblood
00:30:40Help me out go get the door for me
00:30:44Get the goddamn door. Yeah. No, I was planning on getting
00:30:47You
00:30:52Jenkins why don't you tell me this motherfucker was a cop man, you know, i'm on probation
00:31:11No, no, no, i'm i'm i'm michael
00:31:13Hey, who is it?
00:31:16Uh, it's for jumba
00:31:18Well, let him in
00:31:20You ordered the mail order tonight. Oh, uh me. No, no
00:31:26We must uh quickly how do you say at the um, oh make love
00:31:32I'll make baby. Oh, no, we don't make no baby. Yes
00:31:37Well, I can't have it hey, hey, um
00:31:40Hey
00:31:41that
00:31:42Is for jumba
00:31:46Don't just stand there what you waiting for the kitchen
00:31:49Go knock on the goddamn door boy. No. Yeah, I was just about to do that. I was just about to do that
00:31:56Who the fuck is it it's michael
00:32:02Hell you want nigga you you got you got company she bring it
00:32:10It's a mail order bride hell no
00:32:16Oh, damn, you find in person and just like doing your pictures
00:32:31Oh
00:32:43Come here
00:32:46Oh
00:32:50I wrote the book dominoes for blood back in 76
00:32:55Dominoes for blood I wrote that back in 76 hell of a book hell of a title
00:33:00Got to put it on up the fucking bullshit. Just lay it down
00:33:0525
00:33:08They don't keep sticking their ass out there like that somebody confuse your masculinity
00:33:16Yeah
00:33:18What the fuck
00:33:22You should play young man
00:33:25And you better come with some shit
00:33:28Man, relax. Take it easy dog. Nigga. Are you ovulating?
00:33:32Don't play dog. Please play man
00:33:35I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this
00:33:38pity
00:33:41Is
00:33:45Come on ashley, baby. I need you to come help me with the food. Come on
00:33:49Mama, I was kind of enjoying myself with the boys girl. Come on here. That boy ain't going nowhere. All right, meet me over here
00:34:04The swing on that back porch, oh that girl got an ass like a horse
00:34:11Oh, she sure got a hell of a future behind her. Yeah, but she walk like her pussy ain't no good
00:34:16Oh, not to me what she need to do try one of that ninja twat with me get a second opinion
00:34:21Now you think about menage a twat? Whatever man, you know, no, no, no, you got some freaking going on right there
00:34:27That's my wife and my daughter you talking about that nigga
00:34:33Sorry dog, my bad we didn't know okay. All right, let's go back to that
00:34:38All right, uh, what's the count the count? Okay. All right. Okay, my man you get five, of course young blood you got two houses
00:34:46and of course that that means you got um
00:34:51Zero
00:34:56You know what I let you off the cook my wife i'm about to bust your fucking ass
00:35:08Bitch
00:35:12Boy you're lucky you're lucky they grabbed you. I know that relax
00:35:15Relax. All right. It's not worth it. All right, just you got damn right. It's worth
00:35:19You let them two niggas talk about my daughter. You ain't say a damn thing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, look let it go
00:35:24You're just like a damn pig y'all only brave when you got your badge and your little gun on you
00:35:30Look, we're gonna see
00:35:38You
00:35:43Hey, what's up, we're looking for somebody to play all-time quarterback over here. No, i'm i'm cool what you're scared
00:35:50What about am I?
00:35:52Oh, you think i'm scared
00:35:54Oh bring it on
00:35:56All right, look
00:35:58We're gonna run deep outs on these fools. All right. All right, here we go. Here we go. You're gonna run like this
00:36:02Okay, but you gotta sell that fake. You gotta sell that. Okay, you you're gonna run like this
00:36:06All right, you're gonna run like that. You gotta juke them right there. Okay, and the rest of you two you block. Okay. Hey, hey
00:36:11Hey, hey, no long faces. All right. We're a team. All right break on three
00:36:14All right, bring it in bring it in bring it in one two, three break. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
00:36:18Come on, come on punk y'all better bring y'all a game today
00:36:22Cuz i'ma sack your bitch ass for sure
00:36:28Down
00:36:36Hey
00:36:40Oh, hey man, oh, hey
00:36:44Gotcha nigga told you to bring your egg in
00:36:47huh
00:36:49Bad bastard. Oh, that's how we gonna play. All right. Look
00:36:56Just block
00:36:59Hey
00:37:00Anybody know the contact in case there's emergency with this coward?
00:37:03So this nigga is going down for good this time down set
00:37:26Yeah
00:37:28Uh-huh, that's it all y'all face all y'all
00:37:59Yeah
00:38:05I'm sorry, baby. Don't do that. I ain't seen a motherfucker run like that since jesse owens
00:38:12Mike
00:38:15How did you learn to run like that
00:38:17Chasing niggas. Oh, come on jay
00:38:20Leave that boy alone. That's not nice. I'm just saying. Oh, come on now
00:38:24Look y'all still hungry. I tell you what I fix you some leftovers and you stop laughing at him be nice
00:38:31run nigga run
00:38:33Run from the man
00:38:37It's okay, baby, I still love you
00:38:41Even though you ran
00:38:42I was not running
00:38:44I was looking for a more secure place to set a lot of differences
00:38:47There were kids out there. I know they were little
00:38:50very small
00:38:52This is not how I intended for this to go
00:38:54Okay, your father is never gonna approve of me marrying you. He'll come around. Oh like hell he will
00:39:00Baby, I love you. No matter what?
00:39:02right
00:39:04Family is my family, but you're my boo my husband to be
00:39:09Nobody's gonna come in between that
00:39:12Love conquers all
00:39:15Isn't that what you told me the night of our engagement
00:39:18I love you
00:39:24Hold that thought
00:39:38Hey monster
00:39:40What are you doing here? How you doing, baby? I heard you was back in town. Just come by to see you. Oh, okay
00:39:45Who's this nigga? This is my boyfriend
00:39:53Nice to meet you homie. Oh, yeah. No, we cool. Uh, yeah. Nice to meet you monster. It was yeah, mr. Monster
00:40:02Let's go
00:40:05You know what? I've always had a crush on you, you know that right, sweetheart. Let me just get my arm. Yeah. Um, yeah, you told me
00:40:12Did you and ashley go to school together or something
00:40:16You know what you look better than you did last time I saw you thank you
00:40:22Oh gotta go
00:40:26Yeah, you know I wish let me shut your punk ass up
00:40:32I spit all on you. You hear me?
00:40:34Where you from? Uh, uh, san diego
00:40:38Where you from? Uh, uh, san diego. No, I said what set you from set. I don't i don't follow you
00:40:44Oh, you know what? I mean, nigga. What's that? What hood? What game you from? Uh,
00:40:48Gag, oh, no, no. No, i'm not. Uh, i'm not. Hold on. Just give me a little room a little room
00:40:51I'm not i'm not into all that. I'm just not into all that. What are you into? Um, actually i'm
00:40:57You what was that word? You're about to say?
00:40:59Come on, come on. You say it say it say it walk and beat your ass
00:41:08Oh
00:41:30Bust your ass up too, bitch
00:41:33I
00:41:37Tell you what I tell your dick ass not to step foot in my goddamn house again, motherfucker
00:41:43Bust your ass again like I did the last time. I was just leaving. Mr. Jenkins better before I pop another tap up in your ass
00:41:51Big son of a bitch
00:41:58You all right
00:42:00Yeah, i'm fine you start choking me by surprise I ain't not you asshole
00:42:05I'm talking to my daughter. You all right, baby. I'm fine. Daddy
00:42:08I'm fine
00:42:11And you're supposed to be a goddamn cop
00:42:20This shit I do for your love
00:42:26You hungry
00:42:28Yeah, so your dad really wanted you to marry this malik guy, yeah
00:42:33I mean his dad and my dad they were both in the party together and it kind of seemed like the perfect match, you know
00:42:42Up until he robbed that bank what
00:42:46Yeah, yeah, he's he's he's been in jail for the past five years. Oh, how much time did he get?
00:42:53Quadruple life quadruple and this is the man your dad wanted you to marry
00:42:59Yeah
00:43:02I love you ashley, but I ain't robbing no banks for your ass or your daddy's approval
00:43:11Ashley
00:43:16Don't forget where you are young lady now this thing came in the mail for you today
00:43:22What is it some kind of tape
00:43:26And have him return the dress on it why not pop it in and see what's on it
00:43:41Come on baby break this up right here. Let's make a little space
00:43:55I can never get comfortable on this couch
00:43:59Where that come from don't even serve corn look baby, it's malik
00:44:06Hey, baby
00:44:08It's malik daddy. Do we have to watch this?
00:44:12How come you block all my calls that every resident can move to let's just watch it and see what he has to say
00:44:16It might be something really nice. Let me turn all my letters
00:44:20unread
00:44:23I just thought maybe you want to holler at a nigga. Thanks to this new video gram program put together by governor. Swartz a nigga
00:44:31I'm able to send you this small
00:44:33visual massage
00:44:36Just for you
00:44:38They say it helps keep us grounded in reality
00:44:41You're probably wondering why I sent you this
00:44:45You got a big old fat juicy ass girl and the motherfucking titties
00:44:50Whoo, them motherfuckers float over my head every night when i'm dreaming
00:44:54Plus daddy just want to make sure his baby girl. All right me
00:44:58I'm cold
00:45:00You know i'm saying long as ain't no crooked cop trying to assassinate me getting shanked by a nigga
00:45:06Motherfucker trying to you know inmate sodomize a motherfucker treat me like i'm some kind of fairy tale shit
00:45:11You know i'm saying or and motherfucking get some food poisoning with all that bullshit
00:45:15They serve them down there still trying to figure out how the fuck I get corn in my shit
00:45:19And they ain't even had that motherfucking shit in here
00:45:24Other than that prison's been a positive positive experience
00:45:32I never told you what went wrong with the alleged bank robbery
00:45:37You know, it wasn't the alleged bank robbery. It got me quadruple life
00:45:42nah
00:45:43It was the amount of explosives and arsenic they found at the crib
00:45:48And they tried to charge me with a terrorist act. I ain't no motherfucking terrorist. I don't fit the motherfucking description george bush boy
00:45:58Anyway, I just opened up because uh, I guess it's my institutionalized way of saying i'm, sorry
00:46:09You know what we had baby was special
00:46:12You remember that time, uh
00:46:14Your high school prom when I came to pick you up and everybody like who the fuck this old dude, you know coming
00:46:21Grabbed little shorty, right?
00:46:23Like I was some kind of child molester some shit
00:46:25You know saying man my bus caps in the air and all them little bitches ran
00:46:29All right, I took you down to the bonaventure
00:46:32I taught you how to do a tiger style
00:46:36I will never forget that shit. No, you won't either
00:46:39Power of duct tape
00:46:43Girl ain't a day go by in this motherfucker. I don't think about you
00:46:46You know i'm saying when i'm taking the shit out of motherfucker. I'm thinking about you girl
00:46:53Yeah, when i'm squirting a motherfucker with lighter fluid all between that motherfucker cell and I drop that match on that bitch
00:47:02I'm thinking about you girl
00:47:05Girl
00:47:06When i'm in this motherfucking cell by myself late at night
00:47:10You know i'm saying that and I am not really by myself because I got my bitches, you know i'm saying
00:47:16Got my motherfucking
00:47:20Petroleum jelly
00:47:23Dollar 99 commissary they got deals up in this bitch
00:47:29Bitch
00:47:31I start beating up on the defendant guilty guilty guilty
00:47:38I'm thinking about you girl daddy, please shut this off
00:47:52I mean what the fuck you want?
00:47:55Every time a nigga trying to get a jack session in here come your tight suit wearing motherfucking
00:48:02Nigga you gonna jack it off for me
00:48:18The fuck you looking at your bubble-eyed bastard
00:48:25You
00:48:28Covers on the side of the couch keystone cop
00:48:32And ashton, I think it's about time you made your way upstairs to go to bed
00:48:49Whatever
00:48:55You
00:49:15My god
00:49:18Baby
00:49:21What are you doing here, what do you think?
00:49:25What about your daddy
00:49:28What about him?
00:49:29i'm a big girl now
00:49:34Big girls do big people things
00:49:39Oh baby
00:49:42Really we should should we should keep this pg-13. Okay
00:49:50Oh
00:49:55Oh
00:50:01Baby be gentle
00:50:20Wake it up asshole
00:50:24Huh
00:50:27Oh
00:50:29It's breakfast you might want to put that thing away because we don't want no hard dicks at the breakfast table
00:50:44Good morning, baby. Ah, good morning, baby. Oh
00:50:49Good morning
00:50:52Oh, okay
00:50:53Um, michael, this is my grandma and grandpa
00:50:57Oh, wait, okay. It's a pleasure to meet you. Mr. And mrs. Jenkins
00:51:01Oh, uh, no, baby. Um, this is my mama's parents. Mr. Mrs. Brown
00:51:06Yeah
00:51:07You get that shit, right?
00:51:11Very nice to meet you. Mr. And mrs. Brown glad to meet you too. It's very nice to meet you patrick
00:51:18Okay
00:51:20You'll have to excuse us. You know
00:51:24What oh, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. He's a nice young man
00:51:31Too bad you couldn't have a nice young man
00:51:38Now that says something you before about that shit don't come up here and start no shit with me not today, please
00:51:43Come on, papa. It's thanksgiving. Oh, you need to shut up
00:51:47Your man ain't about shit either don't daddy about to get his old light-skinned ass. Well, that's what's going on
00:51:55Can't we just be civil for five minutes
00:51:59This is michael's first visit with us. You want the young man to think we're a bunch of lunatics. He is
00:52:06Yeah, you're right
00:52:08um
00:52:10What is it you do for a living mike?
00:52:13uh
00:52:14Somebody passed me the bacon
00:52:18I'm a police officer. Oh
00:52:22as in cop
00:52:23Yes
00:52:25It might be nice to have a cop in the family. Wonderful
00:52:30Really?
00:52:31Yeah
00:52:33Oh, yeah
00:52:35I've got a couple of moving violations. Maybe you could handle for
00:52:41We talk about that later, you know, because I don't do that. Yeah, everybody do that. It's really not
00:52:48You know, we can talk about that morning y'all what's up? What's up? Good morning
00:53:02What's that I smell
00:53:04Nothing
00:53:05Bullshit, that's reefer. I smell you've been smoking reefer without your old granddad again
00:53:12Hey
00:53:16No grandpa, you know, I wouldn't do that till y'all saved you son, you know
00:53:19Some of that biblical type. Hey, hey, hey mine. Give me your money. Hey, hey, hey
00:53:25Careful what you say now, you know, we got the cops in here. Mm-hmm. Babylon is in the house
00:53:33Hmm
00:53:39Morning morning these
00:53:42Kind of uncomfortable me sitting this close ain't it shoulder to shoulder used to me being in the backseat locked up handcuffed do something now
00:53:48Do something now it anyway
00:53:51For so copfully interrupted
00:53:54Later on at um the dinner we was having tonight the thanksgiving one
00:53:57Right, I was gonna announce my engagement to lupe my mail order bride
00:54:01I got over there from like montique like one of them old mess. She's like from places where they don't
00:54:05You know, they be speaking other than what I say. Like I say this and they take something
00:54:13Unfortunately before we had a chance to cons
00:54:16Consume cons what mom to work?
00:54:21Before we got a chance to get together
00:54:23She ran off with hector the gardener
00:54:27Dirty bitch
00:54:31Talking about she was more comfortable with him, you know, she said, you know, she's all happy and stuff now probably um
00:54:37Keeping it pimping like daddy. That's what i'ma do keep it pimping like daddy from now on
00:54:40I ain't all that love shit. Like you said daddy after
00:54:4310 years fuck a bitch remember that daddy was like after 10 years
00:54:47Fuck I need her for your mama barely got by you remember he's talking about that
00:54:51He's like she was cool, but it wasn't the one you remember her sister. You're talking about her cousin. Hey, um, you know
00:54:57Ashley and I we gotta have an announcement of our own. Um
00:55:02We've been dating
00:55:05Yeah, i'm tired too man i'm sleep i feel sleepy right now why you want to go do that i'm so tired
00:55:16Don't you all just drop the dishes in the sink rinse them off first, okay, we know mama we know
00:55:27I
00:55:29Don't believe we've met
00:55:32Huh
00:55:34We'll be right back with dark wolf part of a thanksgiving day
00:55:44You touched it
00:55:48The diaper you said you ran into it, right
00:55:54I I what are you talking about?
00:55:57Like
00:56:11Yeah
00:56:27With you
00:56:42Excuse me, uh, would you help me with a little something in the back? Oh, I'd be happy to
00:56:57Is
00:57:20Did your grandmama don't ask
00:57:27You know everybody's out there waiting for the goddamn turkey
00:57:31I burned the whole goddamn turkey and had the stuffing and the plastic all stuck on the side
00:57:39How you bring that shit up right now
00:57:41I thought my daddy was never gonna leave you alone about that one boy. Yeah. Well, he hasn't he brought it up earlier
00:57:50Which brings me to my next point
00:57:52You see the way in which my father treats you. Yeah, I see that
00:57:56You don't like it dude never have
00:58:02Where you going with this baby you treat michael the same way jake
00:58:07No, it ain't the same. Mm-hmm. Yes. It is. No, it goddamn it ain't
00:58:12Now that boy's a stinking ass cop and you know how I feel about cops. I don't need to get over that
00:58:17You know, you are much too old to still be stuck in all that
00:58:20revolutionary
00:58:21Seize the time black power crap
00:58:25Now, I know damn well this ain't coming from the same woman who's the march side by side with me had the big-ass afro
00:58:31The pic with the fist on it and that damn dashiki. I know you're not talking no shit
00:58:36Well, if you haven't noticed I moved on brother
00:58:40You know, I joined the workforce and what's that got to do with the struggle, baby?
00:58:44It's a different world today. Jake. You got everybody wanting to be a thug instead of a man
00:58:51You ought to be glad she's not walking up in here with some gangbanger named poop dog
00:58:56With his pants hanging half off his ass. Well, baby ain't nothing wrong with that
00:59:00That's the way they wear their pants today. That's the style. Oh, please
00:59:04Please if we'd have had it your way she'd have ended up married to that damn malik
00:59:09Then what she'd be his ninth baby mama by now
00:59:13She'd be raising a child all by herself while he's stuck in a joint doing life
00:59:18Life
00:59:21Exactly
00:59:22You know, you ought to be glad she walked up in here with a man got a job who seemed to be about something
00:59:29jake, baby
00:59:31You know you keep this up. All you're gonna do is push ashley further and further away from the both of us
00:59:48So
01:00:00Does not nobody say nothing about my potato salad, okay took me three days to make this
01:00:05I don't want to hear no who made the potato salad. Oh, it's gonna be on
01:00:18So
01:00:26Okay, okay
01:00:28Yeah, uh, so ashley
01:00:30What's up with you and michael? I mean y'all talking marriage babies or what?
01:00:35maybe
01:00:36Well, I think he's a very nice young man
01:00:39I think he's a keeper. I think so too. I just get so upset that daddy and him aren't getting along, you know
01:00:45Oh, sweetie pie, you can't be with who your daddy like. Yeah, girl
01:00:49I can't think of one boyfriend. I had that daddy did like the last one. I had that he liked was malik
01:00:55Now that ought to tell you something
01:00:58Is that boy still locked up for life sentences? I think so. Oh goodness
01:01:05Baby, you know when your mom and daddy first got together
01:01:09I thought your daddy was a real piece of shit
01:01:13But she up and married him anyway, thank you mama. Oh, you're welcome, baby
01:01:25You know what baby as long as he hitting that spot like he's supposed to
01:01:30You know
01:01:32Everything is all right
01:01:35Where your daddy at oh
01:01:38Mr. Brown
01:01:40Mr. Brown
01:01:42Oh
01:01:45Mr. Brown
01:01:48Go go go ain't this about a bitch the boy done fumbled the ball on the one yard line
01:01:53How in the hell do you drop the ball on the one yard line?
01:01:58Boy I done told you about cussing other people's houses get your little ass out of here
01:02:03I don't know where the hell he get that shit from probably from you you ignorant ass
01:02:10Keep talking wheelchair, bitch
01:02:13And what huh and i'm gonna whoop off your old senior citizen ass like your stepdaddy shoulda your summer bitch your freckle face, bitch
01:02:20Y'all come on now. It's thanksgiving
01:02:23Get this pussy out of my face. You better give thanks that I don't whoop off in your old ancient last supper ass
01:02:30any time
01:02:32Any time
01:02:34Damn dinner's ready y'all y'all think y'all can stop fighting long enough so we can eat
01:02:39I'll let him slide that long
01:02:42Hands, come on, go go go. We're gonna take the batteries out your pacemaker and not your wheelchair. Take this battery, bitch
01:03:05Good game
01:03:09It looks like it's gonna be a real ball game
01:03:27Let's bless the table, huh?
01:03:30All right
01:03:32I know y'all ain't gonna say no grace without me, right juniper
01:03:36Sit your crazy ass down
01:03:38Let's bless our table bow our heads
01:03:42Dear heavenly father. Thank you for yet another thanksgiving together
01:03:47Thank you for my entire family as well as our new extended family member mike
01:03:54We thank you for this food
01:03:57and we pray
01:03:59That the hands that prepared it
01:04:01are blessed amen
01:04:03Amen
01:04:05Amen
01:04:09And whatever come out the eight and man
01:04:12June bug get your fingers out the turkey. Oh in front of people don't do it. What's wrong with you?
01:04:18everything
01:04:20These candy yams look delicious
01:04:23Yes, my mama made them. They are so good. Oh, thank you, baby
01:04:28Aren't you gonna try some of my honey roasted ham?
01:04:30Yeah
01:04:32Oh, i'm i'm afraid I don't I don't eat pork man don't eat pork
01:04:38A black man that don't eat pork is a traitor to his race. Don't be rude boy
01:04:44Go and eat some of that ham. The ham is good
01:04:48Got cloves in it
01:04:51Yeah, just try a little taste
01:04:54Yeah, eat up. Go on. Just take a tiny little piece
01:04:59All right
01:05:00just for you just just just
01:05:02Just a little piece just a little piece
01:05:05There you go. Oh, baby. That ain't enough to even get a good taste. Come on and try this
01:05:16Chew don't be bullshitting with it
01:05:20It's good, it's real good good anybody else want some hands
01:05:28Bye
01:05:31Love you
01:05:34Little ray that's a nah, but that's all I want you better eat all them vegetables up for your stomach be hurting you'd be backed up
01:05:47Potato salad now now that's that's my favorite right here
01:05:52Who made a potato salad
01:05:55This motherfucker
01:05:58Why
01:06:00Why huh?
01:06:02Why nigga?
01:06:03You don't walk into a fast food restaurant and ask who's on fries
01:06:07Do you do you roll up in the rascals and ask who's grilling the motherfucking waffles? Huh? No, no
01:06:12No, no, you don't so why does it matter who made the damn potato salad? It don't really matter exactly
01:06:20My point now scoop some up on your punk-ass plate and shut the fuck up
01:06:25Now
01:06:28Scooping scooping nigga scoop nigga eat it all right. He didn't mean it. Mookie. There's another scoop. That's two scoops
01:06:34You know, he didn't mean it. There's nothing wrong with your potato salad
01:06:38Yeah
01:06:40Your potato salad is dry
01:06:43It like the desert
01:06:47It is not dry
01:06:49Not dry
01:06:53I just didn't have enough mayonnaise last year. That's right. What about the year before last?
01:07:12You about to get your ass wet boy
01:07:14That's why he's speaking of nasty
01:07:16Nasty
01:07:17What about this nasty ass raw turkey we be eating every year?
01:07:23You gotta watch this turkey mouth. You know what son bitch?
01:07:26I'm gonna tell you one goddamn thing. I didn't want you at this goddamn thanksgiving dinner. Now. This turkey is good
01:07:31This is a good goddamn turkey. It ain't nothing wrong with this turkey. The turkey is just rare grab my ass
01:07:38the turkey is
01:07:40Raw, it's raw every god damn year. Fuck you last year
01:07:45You cooked up the damn plastic bag with the giblets still inside the goddamn turkey
01:07:51And the plastic bag was raw. You say another fucking word. I'll carve that hat right off
01:07:55Your goddamn head is raw and bad you raw motherfucker
01:08:00Your ass is raw
01:08:02that's why I have to
01:08:03drink this
01:08:05messed up
01:08:06Punch to wash the shit down. You say you let my punch pop it
01:08:12Oh
01:08:15My
01:08:22Oh, no, I ain't taking no ass
01:08:24Take the goddamn carbon. Just carve his black ass up. Right right whip his ass
01:08:29That ain't your son. No way
01:08:33Let him have it grandpa
01:08:45Oh
01:09:00I don't need it. Come on get the hell out. I don't give a goddamn wanted to be treated like this
01:09:04We could have gone to the local shelter
01:09:07And had dinner with the homeless and the underprivileged. Well, you know, what's your son of a bitch?
01:09:13Next time you can do that shit. Stop it jay
01:09:16I don't like your goddamn father. He don't like me. That ain't the point. This is my parents
01:09:20Mama, daddy
01:09:22Um, please stay i'm sorry
01:09:25What's she sorry about?
01:09:27She's sorry because she allowed her family to be so rude to her mother and her father
01:09:34Who's her mother father? Do we know him? Jesus christ. She's crazy the fucking
01:09:39Stop it. Come on, baby. Let's get the hell on out. That'd be a good goddamn idea
01:09:45All right, we'll have you back for christmas we're gonna have thanksgiving dinner. Oh mama, come on mama
01:09:53Oh
01:09:54Come back christmas mama. Okay
01:09:59Take your ragged ass hat with you make that shit
01:10:02Jake
01:10:16Y'all i'm sorry I acted the way I did but your albino possessed ass daddy can french kiss my ass i'm with you
01:10:21I'm with you. Hey ray ray, you'll be good. Holler back at me now
01:10:26Well, there goes thanksgiving
01:10:29I told you when I seen that little boy the little motherfucker was gonna be troubling
01:10:33It wasn't his fault daddy. Yeah, whatever
01:10:40God
01:10:45There's plenty of food left if y'all still hungry
01:10:51Thanks, mom
01:10:59June you have the right to remain motherfucking silent
01:11:04Anything the fuck you say
01:11:06can
01:11:07and will
01:11:09Be used against your ass in the street some more fucking with
01:11:17This is all my fault, no, it's not
01:11:22Believe it or not. This kind of thing happens all the time. Thanks, but that really doesn't make me feel much better
01:11:29Well, we're leaving tomorrow everything will be fine when we get home
01:11:37What about making the engagement announcement
01:11:42He's gonna have to wait ashley
01:11:45Look i'm, sorry, but
01:11:49Sorry, we'll just have to talk about it on the train tomorrow. Okay
01:11:55Try to get some sleep
01:11:58Okay
01:12:14Frank yeah, what's up, man? Yes, it's mike
01:12:18I know I haven't talked to you since the academy. I know
01:12:21And I missed your wedding
01:12:23And your son's circumcision. Yeah. Yeah, I know all that. Okay, but that that's not important
01:12:27This is important. I need a big favor
01:12:46Baby you're sweating my hair. Come on
01:12:57So
01:13:22Right, right, is that you that you yeah
01:13:26Yeah
01:13:27You didn't tell me this place was this far in the hood and there's dogs out there
01:13:32Look man, are you sure these people don't have guns? Yeah, they do but don't worry about that though. What no, no, no
01:13:37Trust me. Trust me. Trust me
01:13:38How come you didn't wear a brown makeup?
01:13:40Like I told you ain't nobody gonna believe a white guy would try to rob this house. They didn't have any the 99 cent store
01:13:45cheap ass besides people just think i'm looking for crystal meth
01:13:49Whatever come on, come on, you're a fool. Come on
01:13:52Come on help me move this coffee table. Okay. Yeah, this is where i'ma whoop you at right here in this area
01:13:57Sounds good to me. Yeah
01:14:01Yeah, all right, cool cool, all right
01:14:03Let's uh, let's change positions. That's yeah, because good idea. Good idea. They'll see me
01:14:07They'll see me like it's when they come down and they still see me. Yeah. All right. Good. Good thinking. All right
01:14:12Um, here we go. All right now we're gonna do this just like we used to do at the academy
01:14:16Nothing different stay loose. All right, you ready? All right ready?
01:14:20Go
01:14:33Right where I left it
01:14:49I got this
01:15:14Teach you to fuck with the jinkies motherfucker
01:15:20Michael how could you do this? I thought we were friends
01:15:33I'm I I have no idea how he knew my name really
01:15:40Wait, well, wait a minute. Do you know him? Michael? No
01:15:43No
01:15:48Well kind of what the fuck you mean kind of young blood yeah, what do you mean michael?
01:15:57Michael please tell me you didn't have anything to do with this. Oh hell no
01:16:03Look I just I just I just figured if
01:16:07I figured if I staged a burglary and saved the day your dad would like me then we could tell him we're getting married
01:16:14Oh
01:16:17Married oh hell no
01:16:22I would never allow my daughter to marry a motherfucker like you
01:16:27You put my family in jeopardy with this nonsense you bringing into my house
01:16:33Tell a pair of makes come back they forgot somebody
01:16:37How could you do this michael somebody could have got killed baby, I just wanted your family to accept me
01:16:43You said we would be together whether you click with my parents or not. I didn't care whether they liked you or not
01:16:50But now I don't know
01:16:53Maybe we shouldn't be together. No, no ashley. Wait, wait, don't wait
01:16:59Just get your shit
01:17:03And get out
01:17:14So
01:17:25I am truly disappointed
01:17:44Baby where you're going?
01:17:47You didn't leave me home
01:17:50To tell you how this started now i'm missing you
01:17:57It's too much i'm missing you and feeling
01:18:08A helpless individual trying to explain
01:18:14The reason that I fooled you was to win your heart
01:18:19again
01:18:21Oh, it's too much
01:18:24I'm missing you
01:18:27And your touch
01:18:30I'm crying
01:18:33Oh
01:18:55Baby we're about to hit rush hour traffic. We gotta go. Come on. Tell me daddy
01:19:00Why did you hate michael so much
01:19:03Because the boy is a pig actually I mean other than that
01:19:09What was so wrong with him he's a punk
01:19:12The boy is soft. I can't believe you can't see that
01:19:15Is that it?
01:19:17Yeah, I mean what else is that me being happy and that makes you happy
01:19:25Huh
01:19:28Stage robberies in my house makes you happy. No
01:19:33Me being with michael makes me happy
01:19:38I love everything about him
01:19:41His laugh
01:19:44His personality
01:19:46Everything but he's a pig actually and you know how I feel about god. It's not the 60s anymore
01:19:54God
01:19:56Huh decent black man proud black men can be police officers. I don't know anything about that ashley
01:20:04Okay, isn't civil rights an equal opportunity what you guys were fighting for in the first place
01:20:11Yeah
01:20:12Yeah, well i'll say michael is a shining example of just that a proud black man
01:20:18Who wants to marry a black woman who just happens to be a police officer?
01:20:27Daddy if that's not an example of freedom, then I don't know what is
01:20:36Ashley baby, we gotta go running out of time. Let's go
01:20:56So
01:21:09Hey mike
01:21:11Hey, man, i'm sorry to hear about you and ashley, you know, it's all right
01:21:18So she is single now
01:21:21Sorry tough break
01:21:24Mike you know how we do take it one day at a time
01:21:28You know what i'm saying? Keep your head out. Yeah, you know, I got divorced a couple years ago. Whoo
01:21:33Dude, it was rough. Really?
01:21:35Yeah, but they say they say the fourth one's the toughest you're just on your first, you know, just keep your head up dude
01:21:41fight the power
01:21:44Mike let me get him out of here. Listen
01:21:46Take care of yourself
01:21:47Talk to me. Give me a call. You want to whatever you're good. I appreciate it. Cool. Yeah, you sure you're good
01:21:52Let's go. Let's go. She looks great. Come on white
01:21:55Hey
01:22:07Hey young blood how you doing
01:22:12What are you doing here I thought you hated me
01:22:19Is there some way we can talk in private around here
01:22:23Yeah, yeah, you know we
01:22:39Have a seat son
01:22:42Now I came down here to uh rap with you for a second
01:22:48Because I didn't like women down back at the house listen, mr. Jacobs, let me finish son
01:22:52Let me finish
01:22:54now
01:22:58To say that me and the pigs
01:23:04I mean law enforcement have an unstable history as an understatement
01:23:10Not only was there the alleged attempted murder of a police officer
01:23:16But it's the fact that the pigs
01:23:18I
01:23:21I'm sorry the cops
01:23:25Along with the federal government
01:23:28Plot to take my party down
01:23:32They infiltrated my organization and caused ascension among the ranks
01:23:38Turning a lot of us into snitches dope fiends pimps and hoodlums
01:23:44They would have you to believe
01:23:47That my party was a game
01:23:50He wasn't okay
01:23:53We had all kinds of beautiful programs for the people in the community. We had after school programs. We had free breakfast for the kids
01:24:02We registered our people to vote
01:24:05All we were trying to do was protect our community
01:24:17My feeling for police officers runs real deep
01:24:27But I came here to tell you that my feelings for my daughter running even deeper
01:24:35I see the way that she loves you and uh, I don't want to lose my baby girl
01:24:42So I came here to tell you that um
01:24:48I would be happy to have you as a son-in-law
01:24:52As long as you don't stage no more fake robberies in my goddamn house
01:25:01No more keystone cop shaft shit, you know
01:25:06I don't have to eat pork. Do I? Well, you know, I was always conflicted about the pork issue when I was in the party
01:25:13I mean
01:25:15Pork ain't never killed nobody
01:25:19Okay, okay no pork
01:25:23Hey, look, I just want to say uh
01:25:26I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you
01:25:31I'm not gonna lie to you
01:25:33Hey, look, I just want to say uh
01:25:38I'm sorry for being so hard on you
01:25:42Not at all
01:25:46That's good enough right there that's about all I can handle I fall back
01:26:03Hey
01:26:10Hey daddy let you and him do y'all little thing
01:26:24Love conquers all right. Yeah, baby
01:26:33No matter where we are, no matter where we run
01:26:37I feel blessed to have found in love and I know that you're the one
01:26:44Love conquers all
01:26:46Oh
01:27:01So there it is
01:27:03I finally got my wish
01:27:05Me and ashley were married in a small quaint garden in south central and we lived happily ever after
01:27:12That is until christmas at the jenkins
01:27:16I'll always believe and trust in you
01:27:19I know that it's love
01:27:21that
01:27:23conquers all
01:27:28Dudas and counseling good time and
01:27:31You've got the cigarettes i'm able to correspond with you once again
01:27:36now
01:27:38I just wanted to call and
01:27:41Congratulate you on your nuptials
01:27:43You know with whatever mark-ass nigga you about to marry
01:27:47No, I ain't hating, you know, i'm congratulating
01:27:50But you know what fucks with me
01:27:53Is the fact that you'll probably never be able to see that motherfucking slithering cobra, you know how that helmet just
01:28:00Get fat in a motherfucking fat rat
01:28:03You know i'm saying you'll never be able to see the creepy clingy
01:28:06the bulls blow
01:28:14No, but on the real
01:28:16You know congratulations on your little wedding and shit, you know, I ain't you know, I ain't no hating
01:28:21Congratulating like a motherfucker. It's enough pussy to go around pussy everywhere
01:28:26I know it's about 235 bitches out there right now. I'm free to fuck since i'm locked the fuck up
01:28:32Plus that little half a bitch that midget, you know i'm saying like to toss her around
01:28:38But she was my favorite girl
01:28:40Yeah
01:28:44Hey, uh
01:28:45On the real though
01:28:47That little mark-ass nigga you with and shit, you know y'all coming out that motherfucking church
01:28:51You know and they start throwing rice. I hope that shit is rocks bitch
01:28:55You know i'm saying fuck you the priest your mama all them motherfuckers sitting there and whoever watching this bitch
01:29:00All y'all some punk motherfuckers
01:29:03Yeah
01:29:04Yeah
01:29:08Kiss my motherfucking ass
01:29:10bitch
01:29:11You may now kiss the bride bitch. He's kissing my dick. Tell that nigga that
01:29:17What's that nigga name
01:29:20Write me back baby
01:29:28Think about you always
01:29:41One of us the two of us will be strong enough to
01:30:03No matter what we go through
01:30:11Love
01:30:22You