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00:02:57Aw, man.
00:02:58Aw, man.
00:02:59I'm tripping, man.
00:03:00Hell no, man.
00:03:01Couldn't of been my gun that shot my sister, man.
00:03:03Nah, man.
00:03:04I'm tripping.
00:03:05Was that me, man?
00:03:06No.
00:03:07What are you?
00:03:33The only thing you can imagine and more.
00:03:59Consider yourself lucky Devon.
00:04:02You're still of some use to me.
00:04:05Man, go fuck yourself nigga.
00:04:07It doesn't have to be that way.
00:04:10I can bring your sister back to life.
00:04:20So what's it going to be?
00:04:24I want back the bullet that killed my sister.
00:04:31And what's this for?
00:04:33Administering a clean cut from ear to ear.
00:04:37A life for a life.
00:04:50Mommy, mommy wake up.
00:04:52It's me.
00:05:22Just as you had a choice, so do so many others.
00:05:31Help them to reveal their true selves.
00:05:35With every soul you broker into the next life, you will gain knowledge and strength.
00:05:43Oh yeah, whatever you do, do it with style.
00:05:48How long do I have to do this?
00:05:51That's up to you.
00:05:52It's always up to you.
00:05:55I once asked the same question when I was called to serve.
00:06:00The answer given to me is the same one I'll give to you.
00:06:07And no matter what circumstance you are facing, your fate is always up to you.
00:06:23I'm the crypt keeper, yeah the grim reaper, you won't even see me when I creep up.
00:06:38Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet.
00:06:42Are y'all ready for some crazy shit?
00:06:44Like the hood has snitches, dope fiends, and bitches.
00:06:47The hood of horrors is haunted with freaks, demons, and devils.
00:06:52Freaks I know come in all shapes and sizes, like my main man Charlie.
00:06:56We call him Half-Pint.
00:06:58Now why you always trying to get on my bad side, man?
00:07:01I'm trying to tell the homies some stories and here you go fucking up my flow.
00:07:05God damn!
00:07:07One nasty little dude right here.
00:07:10This place is covered with a whole bunch of them.
00:07:12Most of them are hoping for redemption, but they don't get it unless they listen to my stories.
00:07:17Because I am the gatekeeper to the after party.
00:07:21What does my legless homeboy Footloose say?
00:07:23Man, you know how much them sneakers cost my mama?
00:07:26She gonna kill me, man.
00:07:28Look here man, you gotta keep your feet out of the street or you gonna end up on your ass.
00:07:32But don't worry about it though, because we're gonna sew you back up so tough, you're gonna get your own shoe endorsement deal.
00:07:38But let me chill for a second.
00:07:41Because not even the most vicious OG would want to walk through the streets of the hood of horrors.
00:07:46This shit is crazier than any reality.
00:07:50So who's gangsta enough to hang out with?
00:07:52Or y'all just full of shit?
00:07:55So gather around.
00:07:57Me and my little freaks, we want y'all to listen and learn.
00:08:00And no, this ain't one of your father's campfire tales.
00:08:05Or one of your mama's sweet bedtime stories.
00:08:08And just like I ran the hood, nigga, I run the hood of horrors.
00:08:20I just want you to know how much I miss you, mommy.
00:08:29And every chance I get to send those gangbanging bastards like Boppy to hell, I'm gonna do it.
00:08:39Whatever I do,
00:08:43I'm gonna do it.
00:08:46Whatever I do,
00:08:49I do it for you.
00:08:51Now let me tell you about my homegirl Posie.
00:08:54She's made death an art form.
00:08:56And I just pray that she doesn't paint your picture.
00:08:59Or you might end up on display in an open casket.
00:09:03Super gangsta, accurately grew some of her baggage, y'all in the womb.
00:09:06Rappers happily remove you, but hangers removed like a federation of terror.
00:09:10Put you under the dirt, cause ain't no boom in this equation forever.
00:09:14Just give me that, don't make me take that.
00:09:16Admit it, I'm finished with it.
00:09:18I go straight back up and reload.
00:09:20Keep up my workload, homeboy.
00:09:22This block is mine cause I say so.
00:09:24Just give me that, don't make me take that.
00:09:27Admit it, I'm finished with it.
00:09:29I go straight back up and reload.
00:09:34Man, Posie?
00:09:35Man, what the fuck is this shit, huh?
00:09:37Which one of you little bitches did this?
00:09:39Flowers?
00:09:40Come on, Fat, you know me better than that.
00:09:44Don't look at me, I ain't no pansy-ass bitch.
00:09:46It's the third one of these I've seen in a week, man.
00:09:48You guys better start keeping your eyes peeled for whatever the fuck goes on in the hood.
00:09:51Cause this shit right here, it don't work, homie.
00:09:53Man, give me a can, man.
00:09:55Let's cross this out already, dawg.
00:09:58Shit.
00:09:59Man, it's gotta be some girl shit, man.
00:10:01Some pink shit on her walls.
00:10:02Hell nah, I'm putting Fat half up on this bitch.
00:10:04Yo!
00:10:05What the fuck are you lame dicks doing?
00:10:07Don't go crossing out my shit.
00:10:09You paint on that, that's like painting on me.
00:10:12Man, you must have a set of bowling balls in between your legs, bitch.
00:10:14Coming around here, pissing on our block.
00:10:16Your block?
00:10:17Yeah, my block, bitch.
00:10:18That's right.
00:10:19Who, Fat Cat?
00:10:20Oh, she can read, dawg.
00:10:21You saw that?
00:10:22And you must be Streako?
00:10:24That's me.
00:10:25As in Streak of shit running out your ass.
00:10:29Bitch, you crazy or just fucking stupid?
00:10:31I'm gonna go with stupid, homie.
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:33Stupid.
00:10:34Cut her loose.
00:10:35She's just a shorty.
00:10:36She ain't got nothing to do with us.
00:10:37What's up with your hood rat ass up, bitch?
00:10:38You big tag bangers.
00:10:39You think it's so tough pushing girls around, huh?
00:10:42Get ready to protect your shit!
00:10:43Knock them off!
00:10:45Forget it.
00:10:46I need a GPS in my boot to find that chocolate chip you call a dick.
00:10:49Boo!
00:10:53She got jokes, homie.
00:10:54Yeah, I know.
00:10:55Hey, Streak, you know what's cracking, homie?
00:10:56I know something.
00:10:57That's right, we got jokes too, huh?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:11:00You wanna get smoked?
00:11:01Huh?
00:11:02Is that what you want?
00:11:03I've been this close before.
00:11:05So do what you gotta do to prove your manhood.
00:11:07I will knock out your fucking teeth, bitch,
00:11:09and watch you eat applesauce the rest of your life.
00:11:12Someone should show you what's what.
00:11:14Only wish it could be me, bitch!
00:11:16Better shut your fucking hole.
00:11:18Open yours, Streak!
00:11:20Shit!
00:11:21Fuck!
00:11:22Get this bitch!
00:11:23Pass it on!
00:11:42This one's mine!
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:52Gosh.
00:11:53Looks like I caught myself a pretty little flower.
00:11:56Whoa.
00:11:57You gonna kill me or let your breath do it?
00:11:59If you'd rather be with your gangster friends,
00:12:01I'll happily throw you back.
00:12:02You're crazy, man!
00:12:03I mean it!
00:12:04Let me go!
00:12:05Ah!
00:12:06I'll happily throw you back.
00:12:07You're crazy, man!
00:12:08I mean it!
00:12:09Let me go!
00:12:10Ah!
00:12:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:47Cut me loose and I'll make your day.
00:12:49I'll let you cop a feel.
00:12:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:53I can take anything I want.
00:12:56But there's only one little part of you that I need.
00:13:00The streets.
00:13:02Young lady cry out for a woman's touch.
00:13:05Hey!
00:13:06What the hell?
00:13:17Perhaps by your soft little hand.
00:13:21Oh, shit.
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:33Get your filthy crack-ass out of here!
00:13:35What the fuck?
00:13:36What the fuck?
00:13:39Oh, no!
00:13:51This life ain't fair.
00:13:56Bye-bye, baby.
00:14:01Posey.
00:14:04Awake and behold the beauty of the power that you now carry.
00:14:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:31The power to give life is a great responsibility.
00:14:34But the power to take it is even greater.
00:14:37Without compassion, you become no better than those whose fates you seal.
00:14:43Damn, that's tight.
00:14:50Why don't you pop it on the floor, girl? Shake that shit.
00:14:53Turn around, dip a note, girl, and shake that shit.
00:14:55Make your knees hit the desk while you shake that shit.
00:14:58Shake that shit. Shake that shit.
00:15:01There you go, girl. Don't be shy.
00:15:05Hell nah, that don't look shy to me, shit.
00:15:10Now, why this motherfucker getting action and shit?
00:15:12We right here with our dick in our motherfucking hands, huh?
00:15:16Hell nah.
00:15:17I'm getting mine.
00:15:18Fuck that.
00:15:20I'm about to go mess with this lick over here.
00:15:23Hell yeah. What's up, girl?
00:15:25Let a homeboy get a lick, you know what I'm saying?
00:15:27I go full contact for top dollar.
00:15:29Check that shit out, girl.
00:15:51See?
00:15:53You're right, girl. You're all right. You're all right.
00:15:55You know what I mean?
00:16:01Why don't you pop it on the floor, girl? Shake that shit.
00:16:04Fuck you trying to do?
00:16:09Wanted to fuck with me, huh?
00:16:11I like that your mouth is all wet and slippery.
00:16:14Cause now daddy gonna slip something in real nice.
00:16:18Think I'm fucking around?
00:16:20This way.
00:16:21Fucking slot me in shit.
00:16:26Fuck.
00:16:29Fuck.
00:16:32Ow.
00:16:51Child, come on in here.
00:16:52Pastor Charlie wants to see you.
00:16:55Where you get that nasty thing from?
00:16:58Oh, you like it, Ms. Willows?
00:17:00It was a gift from Satan.
00:17:03He gave it to me for finger flicking my private parts during last week's sermon.
00:17:08Times like these, we need to be strong for the living.
00:17:12Pray and you'll find that strength, I promise.
00:17:15I'll see you both tomorrow.
00:17:16I noticed the mural that you promised me on the outside wall hasn't been started.
00:17:21I've been busy trying to stay alive out there.
00:17:23Tell me why I should risk my behind letting you bunk here
00:17:28if I can't trust you to honor a simple agreement.
00:17:35You're a talented artist, Boosie.
00:17:37I have all the faith in the world that you'll make us proud.
00:17:40I'm trying.
00:17:41Seriously, those streets are filled with freaks and assholes.
00:17:44Then stay here and be safe with us.
00:17:47Work on the mural.
00:17:49We just want what's best for you.
00:17:55What were those folks crying about out there, anyway?
00:17:59Their son Francis died yesterday.
00:18:02Only 20.
00:18:04I don't know.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:08I don't know.
00:18:09Only 20.
00:18:11Horrible.
00:18:12What happened?
00:18:14Apparently, the young man had a handgun stuffed in his pants.
00:18:17Had a terrible accident.
00:18:19He unloaded on his own load.
00:18:22Ain't that a bitch.
00:18:24Boosie, please.
00:18:26What was his name?
00:18:28Francis.
00:18:30His nickname was...
00:18:32Fat Cap.
00:18:35Fat Cap.
00:18:40Fat Cap.
00:18:47Accident, huh?
00:19:10AHHHHHHHHHH!
00:19:12GUNSHOT!
00:19:34See, baby girl?
00:19:36It's just like your finger paints.
00:19:37Really?
00:19:40GUNSHOT!
00:19:48You gotta get up outta here, man.
00:19:51Whether it's my way or the highway.
00:19:55Sister too, actually.
00:19:59Three days?
00:20:01That's cool.
00:20:08You okay?
00:20:10Nah, I'm gonna finish this and go get a 40.
00:20:13Nah, that's gonna do it.
00:20:15Nah, why don't you go get us next down at the court, man.
00:20:17I'll be there in a minute.
00:20:19You sure?
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:21We'll work on your shot.
00:20:23Alright.
00:20:37Look, Jack.
00:20:38Hit the road.
00:20:39He ain't comin' no more.
00:20:40Look, Jack.
00:20:41Hit the road.
00:20:42He ain't comin' no more.
00:20:43It's time for you to sprint like a running back.
00:20:45Oh, you can act bad, but she ain't walkin' that.
00:20:48Make like a tree, and we can pump.
00:20:50Make like a chip, man, dip.
00:20:53Spring shit.
00:21:08Gun shot.
00:21:21Yo, was that shootin' on her?
00:21:23Next time that bitch reaches for the cash quicker.
00:21:25Look what I got right here, man.
00:21:26I don't want that money.
00:21:28You wanna end up like Fat, huh?
00:21:30I mean, why don't you tell me?
00:21:31I could've looked out for you, or somethin'.
00:21:32No, I look out for you.
00:21:34You're too smart to be caught up in this bullshit, man.
00:21:35Worry about yourself.
00:21:37What?
00:21:46Yo, fat cat.
00:21:49For you, homie.
00:21:51Miss you, dawg.
00:22:07You know the heat. Let's bust.
00:22:38What a waste.
00:22:41Of beer.
00:22:51I'm sick of it.
00:23:07All right, bitches. Who's next?
00:23:15You're living his life.
00:23:37I'm sick of it.
00:24:08Ow.
00:24:29We're sorry. Your call is not being completed at this time.
00:24:31Please check the number and dial again.
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00:25:01On the left, on the dead-end street.
00:25:03You find skeleton bones, abandoned homes.
00:25:06It's the hood of Horace, nigga, it's on.
00:25:09Ring around the Rosie, wall full of posies.
00:25:12She had the power for the hour, but she chose me.
00:25:15Wrong way, but you say, hey, she didn't do it right.
00:25:18Now tonight's tonight, and death is in sight.
00:25:22You just might cut this light, Frank Knight, with a little more bite.
00:25:26I'm kicking back, sitting on my phone.
00:25:28Fire behind me, murder, murder, blind me.
00:25:31Half-pint beside me, my Conrad, my Holden.
00:25:34But two slinks that'll take and gank anybody for me.
00:25:38I'm the Crypt Keeper, yeah, the Grim Reaper.
00:25:41You won't even see me.
00:25:45Half-dozen vandals wiped off the map,
00:25:47and here you are, carrying on their legacy.
00:25:50What am I to do with you?
00:25:54Then why did you give me the power?
00:25:56I thought you needed help cleaning up the streets.
00:25:58Look at this perfect canvas.
00:26:00What more could an artist want
00:26:02than to make flowers grow in this forsaken place?
00:26:06You could have broken the cycle,
00:26:08but instead, you made the wheel spin even faster.
00:26:15Time to join the gang, Miss Posy.
00:26:26I don't know.
00:26:35I hate those fucking shitbags.
00:26:39Shit!
00:26:41Time's up.
00:26:43Where are you going, huh?
00:26:46No! No!
00:26:49No!
00:26:51No!
00:26:53Check it!
00:26:57My, my, my.
00:26:59Now that's light imitating art.
00:27:04Thank you all for your presence here today.
00:27:07Since we've had so much loss in our community recently,
00:27:12it truly touches my heart to have such a turnout.
00:27:18Life, indeed, does go on.
00:27:26Recently, I had the pleasure of working with a young lady,
00:27:30many of you know her,
00:27:32Posy Santana.
00:27:34Now it seems she's gone off
00:27:38to start a new chapter somewhere.
00:27:46But Posy will be with us forever,
00:27:51in spirit
00:27:54and through her art.
00:28:02I got to move on
00:28:08Move on
00:28:11Move on
00:28:14Moving on
00:28:18I've got to move on
00:28:21I've got to move on
00:28:24This is best for me
00:28:28I tried so hard
00:28:31But it just cannot be
00:28:37Well, well, well.
00:28:39Look at Posy now.
00:28:41Pretty as a picture.
00:28:44In fact, bitch is a picture.
00:28:48You know, my mama says
00:28:50it's all fun and games
00:28:52until someone loses an eye.
00:29:11Damn!
00:29:20I'm a good old boy from the good old days
00:29:23Biscuit in my glass
00:29:25You don't like my rebel ways
00:29:27You kiss my red ass
00:29:36God damn it.
00:29:38Did you sign us up for some sort of home makeover reality show, baby?
00:29:43You see me laughing, sweet pea?
00:29:46Just don't make eye contact.
00:29:48That sounds fair.
00:29:50Late, that's some shit.
00:29:52If the scumlords come to town,
00:29:54then Urban Renewal can't be far behind.
00:29:57So spark them if you got them
00:29:59and lock up your sheep.
00:30:01Because brothers and sisters,
00:30:03there goes the motherfucking neighborhood.
00:30:07You missed it.
00:30:17Howdy.
00:30:21My name's Tex.
00:30:23Tex Woods Junior.
00:30:28Uh, as y'all know,
00:30:30my daddy,
00:30:32Colonel Tex Woods Senior,
00:30:35y'all's former commanding officer,
00:30:38recently found his place
00:30:41with the Lord.
00:30:46So, how much do we get?
00:30:49Well, it's not quite that simple, miss.
00:30:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:53You mean he actually expects us to live in some ghetto rat trap
00:30:56with a bunch of colored folks?
00:30:59These are decorated war heroes.
00:31:02And yes, your father was quite adamant
00:31:04about your spending one year with them
00:31:06before you received your inheritance.
00:31:08He thought that it might help you fill in
00:31:10some of your character gaps.
00:31:12Huh.
00:31:14Well, what if I say no?
00:31:16Well, then he's left instructions for me
00:31:18to deed the property and all of your money
00:31:20to these soldiers that he served with.
00:31:22Well, shit, son!
00:31:24That's over my dead body.
00:31:26Well, son,
00:31:28after these gentlemen pass on,
00:31:31the property will be your possession solely.
00:31:40Anyway...
00:31:43it was my daddy's dying wish
00:31:45that I should spend some quality time
00:31:47learning honor and integrity
00:31:50from this decorated group of Vietnam vets.
00:31:53So, looks like Tiffany and me
00:31:55will be bunking with y'all for a while.
00:31:57And from the looks of this place,
00:31:59could use some freshening up.
00:32:01Gee whiz.
00:32:03The things a young couple will do for money.
00:32:06Well...
00:32:08hello, sir.
00:32:10I'm, uh, I'm Roscoe Lee.
00:32:12It's a pleasure to have you come to our home.
00:32:15I was your daddy's first lieutenant
00:32:17on behalf of Sergeant Jackson,
00:32:19Corporal Stevens, Corporal Vance,
00:32:21and the Fighting 88.
00:32:23It's an honor.
00:32:25Tex Senior was a great man.
00:32:27He was charged to look after the men
00:32:29who never had time for families of their own.
00:32:31Yep.
00:32:35He was a goddamn saint, wasn't he?
00:32:37Whoo-hoo!
00:32:42You ain't got to lose her.
00:32:48She think she can cut me out,
00:32:50but she got a motivation.
00:32:54Fuck you, daddy!
00:32:56Fuck you!
00:33:01Damn.
00:33:02Now, seems like there's a place up top
00:33:04where we can stay.
00:33:06Saw it outside, the room with the double windows there.
00:33:08Ro-Ro-Ro-Rochester?
00:33:10Is that right?
00:33:12Roscoe.
00:33:13Right, Roscoe.
00:33:14Tell you what, why don't you have one of your boys
00:33:15take our bags up for us, huh?
00:33:17Actually, that's my room.
00:33:19Yeah, well,
00:33:21hate to pull rank on you there, lieutenant,
00:33:23but the son of a colonel needs his privacy.
00:33:26You know what I'm saying?
00:33:28Yeah, you understand.
00:33:30Y'all can bug together for a while
00:33:32and be like old times.
00:33:34For the lady's sake, yes, sir.
00:33:36Get up there.
00:33:39Whoo!
00:33:52Well, having Bullet here in spirit
00:33:55will almost make this place bearable.
00:33:57Chop, chop.
00:33:59Well, I guess that's it.
00:34:01Hey.
00:34:03Don't spend it all in one place, all right?
00:34:09Come on.
00:34:15Oh, Bullet.
00:34:17Forget about it.
00:34:19You know, seeing those sad old men
00:34:22being put out for our convenience,
00:34:24it just, it really makes me feel so...
00:34:29hot, baby.
00:34:31Do me Elvis style.
00:34:33What you want?
00:34:35Your Elvis or the king?
00:34:37I don't know. You're special, baby.
00:34:40You got it.
00:34:42You gonna brand me, honey?
00:34:44Oh, you know it.
00:34:48There you go.
00:34:50Hey, what?
00:34:52Giving me quarters, flipping it.
00:34:54Like I'm a, what, a bellhop or something.
00:34:56Whoo!
00:35:02Oh, man.
00:35:04Boy, he's, he's, that boy is Tex Wood's son.
00:35:07Well, one thing is certain.
00:35:09Without Tex Wood Sr., none of us would even be here.
00:35:12He saved our lives, and we owe him.
00:35:14Now, he wants us to teach his son honor and integrity.
00:35:17That's our mission.
00:35:19And we will lead by example.
00:35:23Boom, boom, boom. Crown me.
00:35:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:27Who says the old man ain't got skills, huh?
00:35:30Oh, Lord.
00:35:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:40Come on, James Brown.
00:35:42Come on, James Brown.
00:35:44Come on, James Brown.
00:35:46Come on, James Brown.
00:35:49Whoo!
00:35:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:53Oh!
00:35:55Since when did you all turn this place into a disco?
00:35:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:00There you go.
00:36:01Thank you, man.
00:36:02There you go.
00:36:03Very good.
00:36:04And then you all gotta ask a lady to dance.
00:36:05Damn.
00:36:06Where's that mess?
00:36:07I must be losing my touch.
00:36:08Boy, you ain't lost nothing but the ability to run away from me.
00:36:09Okay, here we go.
00:36:10Okay.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:12Shake it, don't break it, baby.
00:36:32Check that out.
00:36:41Huh?
00:36:42Roger Hakeem.
00:36:43How about that?
00:36:44Y'all have a good old spirit.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46You must be Wanda.
00:36:47Wanda, this is Colonel Wood's son, Tex Junior.
00:36:48He and Miss Tiffany will be staying with us for a while.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:50Pleased to meet you.
00:36:51I'm deeply sorry for your loss.
00:36:52Ooh.
00:36:53Mm.
00:36:54Mm.
00:36:55Mm.
00:36:56Mm.
00:36:57Mm.
00:36:58Mm.
00:36:59Mm.
00:37:00Mm.
00:37:01Mm.
00:37:02Mm.
00:37:03Mm.
00:37:04Mm.
00:37:05Mm.
00:37:06Mm.
00:37:07Mm.
00:37:08Mm.
00:37:09Mm.
00:37:10Mm.
00:37:11Mm.
00:37:12Mm.
00:37:13Mm.
00:37:14Mm.
00:37:15Mm.
00:37:16Mm.
00:37:17This is a beautiful ring.
00:37:18Well, you know what they say.
00:37:19One man's loss is another woman's gain.
00:37:23All right.
00:37:25Well, uh...
00:37:26We should have some lunch ready in just a moment, Mr. Woods.
00:37:33Mm.
00:37:34Brown sugar, huh?
00:37:35All right, I've had my accountant do a detailed investigation
00:37:37I've had my accountant do a detailed analysis
00:37:40of y'all's household budget,
00:37:43and despite the paltry size
00:37:45of y'all's monthly pension checks,
00:37:46it looks like you boys have been living
00:37:48quite high on the hog.
00:37:51High on the hog?
00:37:52We've been spending the same amount
00:37:53each month since we retired.
00:37:55Nah, nah, nah.
00:37:56You're making my point for me, Rodney.
00:37:59Adjusting for inflation and various other factors,
00:38:01including utility costs,
00:38:03it appears as though my daddy
00:38:04was over-subsidizing this place.
00:38:07Without his accountant knowing it.
00:38:09In fact, as I see it,
00:38:10each one of y'all owes me...
00:38:13$3,400 and 22 cents.
00:38:17That's right.
00:38:18That's outrageous.
00:38:20My point exactly, Dexter.
00:38:22So, in order to make what y'all would refer to
00:38:24as restitution,
00:38:26we'll not only be cutting back on your groceries,
00:38:28but I will be creating a household in-pound account,
00:38:32and to which y'all will be signing over
00:38:33your pension checks until I am made whole.
00:38:36You already are whole.
00:38:39You are an asshole.
00:38:41Well, if you don't like it,
00:38:43you can just roll right along and find another place.
00:38:46How about that?
00:38:47But, lucky for y'all,
00:38:50Tiffany has come up with a brilliant idea.
00:38:53Tell him, hush puppy.
00:38:54Y'all good at construction stuff?
00:38:58Miss, you're talking to a room full of former carpenters.
00:39:02Peachy.
00:39:04We are going to expand the upstairs just a scooch,
00:39:09because your room is just a little too crampy now, Rolo.
00:39:13I'd like to take down a couple walls
00:39:15and brighten the place up a bit.
00:39:18You know, because it is always good to upgrade, huh?
00:39:21Booty, yes.
00:39:23So, we are going to turn the entire top floor
00:39:27into a suite.
00:39:29Isn't that a great idea, huh?
00:39:33Suite, for both of us.
00:39:35Those are our rooms.
00:39:36Well, now, I'm sure that my daddy,
00:39:39God rest his soul,
00:39:41would appreciate you pitching in a little bit.
00:39:44And the good news is,
00:39:46you'll all be getting $5 an hour taken off your debt.
00:39:49That's not even minimum wage.
00:39:51Well, now, considering that you're retired,
00:39:54you will be moving at about half the pace you used to.
00:39:58Shit for brains, I mean, he's going to give them away.
00:40:02Hey, baby.
00:40:04Better lay off those menthols, old boy, huh?
00:40:07Besides, do you all good to get a little work under your belt
00:40:10instead of sitting around wasting away?
00:40:12What do you all think you're going to do
00:40:13when the terrorists come, huh?
00:40:15Ever thought about that?
00:40:16Or, if you all aren't happy with the terms of our agreement,
00:40:20we could always consider letting Miss Wanda
00:40:22and all her tasty little treats go bye-bye.
00:40:25I don't even believe it.
00:40:28We'll do it.
00:40:29Yee-haw.
00:40:31♪ We be rollin' and ridin', hustlin' and strivin'
00:40:35♪ Strugglin', survivin', just try'na stay-up
00:40:38♪ No sleep, gotta stay-up
00:40:40♪ Can't sleep, gotta stay-up
00:40:42♪ Won't sleep, gotta wake up
00:40:44♪ Wild players, we gotta stay-up
00:40:46♪ We be rollin' and ridin', hustlin' and strivin'
00:40:50♪ Strugglin', survivin', just try'na stay-up
00:40:52I mean, I feel like a pussy painting our walls pink.
00:41:14If I go nose-in-nose with that bastard, or file a complaint with the B.A., we'd all
00:41:19be split up.
00:41:20I'd rather die, Jackson, than lose us.
00:41:23Now, we always said we'd go out as men.
00:41:27As a unit.
00:41:28Besides, where would we end up if we weren't here?
00:41:32I won't last five minutes out there.
00:41:38None of us would.
00:41:39Then we just gotta toughen up.
00:41:40Now, they're testing us, but we've been through a lot of rough waters and knees.
00:41:46We just gotta wait them out.
00:41:49Then we'll be rid of them for good.
00:41:54Hey!
00:41:55Get the hell out of here before I call the sheriff.
00:41:58Yo!
00:41:59Let's get it.
00:42:00Oh, hey, and you left your hat, which is mine now, so get the hell out of here.
00:42:05Oh, yeah, put that right there, boy.
00:42:07All right.
00:42:10It is finally starting to feel a little bit like home.
00:42:19Yeah!
00:42:22Yeah!
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:26I made this for y'all, Michael.
00:42:28Oh, look at that.
00:42:30For spacious skies.
00:42:35For amber waves of grain.
00:42:41For Purple Mountain's majesty.
00:42:47Above the fruited plain.
00:42:52Oh, boys.
00:42:58I've got some outstanding news.
00:43:02You're moving.
00:43:05No, but that's a good one.
00:43:09Y'all got a lot of jokes in the hood, huh?
00:43:11And look at that.
00:43:12Oh, what a cake.
00:43:14Man.
00:43:17This is like a little 4th of July celebration so our war heroes can pat themselves on the back.
00:43:23We're simply serving our country, young man.
00:43:26You would have done the same thing.
00:43:28Hell, no.
00:43:30No, Daddy wanted to send me off to the Marines in time for the Gulf War.
00:43:35Well, I brought my way into the Texas National Guard.
00:43:40Figures.
00:43:42I'd like to propose a toast.
00:43:46To you all, the sole survivors of Charlie Company's 2nd platoon.
00:43:49The fighting 88 ever had.
00:43:51Texas Warriors.
00:43:53Hey.
00:43:55Believe me when I say, Rothstein.
00:43:57Pleasure's all mine.
00:43:59I was referring to your father.
00:44:04Son, I will skull fuck you.
00:44:07I beg your pardon?
00:44:09I need to have words with Miss Wanda.
00:44:12About what?
00:44:13Oh, hey. It's okay.
00:44:16What's that, doggies?
00:44:18I can handle this.
00:44:28That dress.
00:44:30That's dick.
00:44:32Dated.
00:44:34In a sexy kind of way.
00:44:36It's old school, but the men like it.
00:44:38Well, at least we agree on something.
00:44:41Mr. Woods, this place is going to hell.
00:44:44The heating is out, and Stevens needs to see a doctor.
00:44:47Not do more construction.
00:44:49Okay, nurse.
00:44:51I'll just run along right now and take care of that.
00:44:53And you need to go back to the old food budget.
00:44:55The new one simply does not provide enough nutrition for the men.
00:44:58They are starving to death.
00:45:00Well, I tell you what.
00:45:02Idea.
00:45:04Maybe you and I should go upstairs and discuss this whole food budget thing.
00:45:11I think Tiffany should be in on the conversation.
00:45:14She handles the books.
00:45:16That ain't happening.
00:45:18All right.
00:45:20I guess we'll just have to reconsider this whole food budget thing.
00:45:24All right.
00:45:28Look who came to talk to us, honey.
00:45:31Oh.
00:45:33Well, you're much prettier when you're smiling.
00:45:37None of y'all are going to be smiling
00:45:40because I'm going to call VA services and tell them the shit you're trying to pull.
00:45:43What are you talking about?
00:45:45Stevens is dying.
00:45:47I told you that I'd get a doctor,
00:45:49as long as you play nice.
00:45:51Now, why don't you just come on over here and get comfy with us,
00:45:55and we'll discuss this like adults.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:04Keep it up.
00:46:06You'll do time for attempted rape and give these guys their place back.
00:46:08You heard her.
00:46:10You want to go to jail?
00:46:12Hell no.
00:46:14Better get used to it.
00:46:16You're no manicurist in jail, bitch.
00:46:18Oh, no, you didn't.
00:46:20Oh, yes, I did.
00:46:27Thank you for the cake.
00:46:29Are you all right?
00:46:31Obviously, she's not.
00:46:33That son of a...
00:46:36Good girl, baby.
00:46:38Now it's time for a poopie for my pootie.
00:46:40Come on. Come on.
00:46:42Let's go.
00:46:50I ain't going back to that VA.
00:47:00Yo, it's getting worse, man.
00:47:02I'll be back.
00:47:04If Wanda couldn't get help, damn it, I will.
00:47:11Good girl.
00:47:13Nothing's too good for my pootie.
00:47:15What?
00:47:20Look, we need to talk about...
00:47:22Hey, Ronda, which one you like?
00:47:24The white one or...
00:47:26The white one or...
00:47:30The black.
00:47:32What?
00:47:34I don't know, man.
00:47:36That one.
00:47:38Why? Because it's black?
00:47:42Are you the meanest motherfucker that ever lived
00:47:44or just the dumbest?
00:47:46We have a serious problem.
00:47:48Stevens is bad, and it's getting worse.
00:47:52You're silly.
00:47:56Is that caviar?
00:47:58Oh, you like it?
00:48:00It's pootie's favorite.
00:48:04Are you two out of your mind?
00:48:06You're feeding your dog caviar and you're starving us?
00:48:08Now you got money saved.
00:48:10Go get yourself some ribs.
00:48:12You cheap piece of shit.
00:48:14Look, if anything happens to Stevens, I swear to God...
00:48:16You what?
00:48:18Huh?
00:48:20Don't go trying to be the big man
00:48:22or you'll end up just like my daddy.
00:48:26What I meant to say was, uh...
00:48:28Damn it!
00:48:30I'm the one in charge here.
00:48:32All right?
00:48:34You keep giving me lip and you'll all be sorry.
00:48:36You hear me?
00:48:40That's what I thought.
00:48:44Your day will come.
00:48:48What?
00:48:50Okay, boss!
00:48:53Man-man!
00:49:03Bitch is eating caviar
00:49:05and we're starving to death.
00:49:07I know you got some decent food here somewhere.
00:49:09Ah!
00:49:11Knew it!
00:49:23Ah!
00:49:41He's dead.
00:49:53Then...
00:49:55it's time
00:49:57for battle.
00:50:09Oh!
00:50:11I know you were upset when Daddy made us live here,
00:50:13hush puppy puppy.
00:50:15I'm sure he did us a favor.
00:50:17Well, you got this place fixed up.
00:50:19It is looking real crisp.
00:50:21As soon as we run those boys off,
00:50:23we flip this place and make a killing.
00:50:29Come back later!
00:50:31I need a word with you.
00:50:33God damn it! Can't you come back later?
00:50:35I'm close to... something here.
00:50:37Hey, Junior!
00:50:41Damn it!
00:50:43What are y'all up to?
00:50:45This is for Stevens.
00:50:48This
00:50:50is for Wanda.
00:50:54This
00:50:56is for your dad.
00:51:00This
00:51:02is cause you're a prick.
00:51:06Johnny!
00:51:17Johnny!
00:51:48What the...
00:52:04What the hell's going on?
00:52:06We learned about water torture in Nam, baby.
00:52:08See you in a couple of days.
00:52:10See ya.
00:52:12Bye bye.
00:52:14No!
00:52:16No!
00:52:18I don't know but it's been said.
00:52:20I don't know but it's been said.
00:52:22Rednecks think it's gonna end up dead.
00:52:24Rednecks think it's gonna end up dead.
00:52:26Sound off.
00:52:28One, two, three, four.
00:52:30One, two.
00:52:36Tiffy?
00:52:38Poor little pootie.
00:52:40Hadn't eaten in days.
00:52:42We've been feeding Miss Tiffany
00:52:44the fancy caviar he likes.
00:52:46Nasty, salty little
00:52:48fish eggs you deem more valuable
00:52:50than Wanda and Stevens' lives.
00:52:52Baby, untie me.
00:53:00Sorry.
00:53:02The salt's very bloated.
00:53:04Son, your daddy wanted
00:53:06us to teach you honor
00:53:08and integrity.
00:53:10Life is full of choices, Junior.
00:53:13Which one of y'all ain't gonna
00:53:15ship out of this room alive?
00:53:17You or Miss Scarlet here?
00:53:21Christ sakes, you wimp.
00:53:23They're just a bunch of old coons.
00:53:27Baby, you kinda let yourself go a little bit, alright?
00:53:29Just what I would expect
00:53:31from a true southern gentleman
00:53:33like yourself.
00:53:35Well?
00:53:37You heard the man.
00:53:39He still looks hungry.
00:53:41Well, now.
00:53:45Ma'am, I'm sorry,
00:53:47but your man didn't turn out to be
00:53:49the man you thought he was.
00:53:52Well, now.
00:53:56Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your
00:53:58man didn't turn out to be your
00:54:00knight in shining armor.
00:54:12Bon appetit.
00:54:22It ain't worth fixing, there ain't no way
00:54:24in hell that you're going back.
00:54:26Yeah, sucker, you gonna meet your maker,
00:54:28get your redneck cut,
00:54:30and I'll beat your face up even
00:54:32after I get it.
00:54:44Anybody for some tiffy pop?
00:54:46It's salty.
00:54:48It's real salty.
00:54:52Come and get it.
00:54:54Dinner time.
00:54:58That's what I call irony and gluttony
00:55:00all rolled into one messy package.
00:55:04Okay, alright, so
00:55:06that's it, you're gonna let me go now, right?
00:55:08Oh, yes.
00:55:10You will leave this room alive.
00:55:12I gave you my word.
00:55:14That's honor.
00:55:16The room.
00:55:18It is time
00:55:20to end you.
00:55:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait,
00:55:24wait, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait!
00:55:26Wait! Hold on!
00:55:28Oh, God. Wait, stop.
00:55:30Stop, hold on. Okay.
00:55:32Alright, then I'm gonna
00:55:34change, I swear to God I will.
00:55:36I'm gonna turn over a new leaf and I'm gonna
00:55:38change, Remus.
00:55:40The name's Roscoe.
00:55:42Whoa!
00:55:44Bon voyage.
00:55:50That's my kind of redneck.
00:55:52Then your order
00:55:54almost
00:55:56paid off.
00:56:08Ow! Ow!
00:56:10Ow! Ow!
00:56:12Hey! Stop that!
00:56:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you taking me?
00:56:16Is that it?
00:56:18We got room for one more.
00:56:28It truly is
00:56:30the most wonderful time of the year,
00:56:32isn't it, Pootie?
00:56:36What the heck's her problem?
00:56:38Must be the new super.
00:56:40Pootie doesn't like him.
00:56:42Hmm?
00:56:46This is
00:56:48beautiful, man. Flat screen,
00:56:50TV, CD player.
00:56:52Oh, what a nice doggy.
00:56:54Doggy want
00:56:56biscuit, huh?
00:56:58Doggy biscuit.
00:57:02This is lovely, Roscoe.
00:57:04I've got it going on up in here.
00:57:06Now that you done upgraded the crib, you got to abide
00:57:08by our rules. Absolutely no
00:57:10dogs allowed. Present company
00:57:12excluded, of course.
00:57:15No, I don't smoke that brand.
00:57:17Gotta go.
00:57:19Gotta go.
00:57:21Hold on, little homie.
00:57:23You gotta go right now?
00:57:25Right now.
00:57:27Go ahead.
00:57:29Yeah, that's
00:57:31what I'm talking about.
00:57:33That ought to whack you old grunts back to the psychedelic shack.
00:57:35Talk about your apocalypse now?
00:57:37Check this shit out.
00:57:39Put your hands in the air!
00:57:41Money, out of the register, now!
00:58:03G.O.D., remember me?
00:58:06G.O.D., remember me?
00:58:08I've been praying to you
00:58:10for as long as I can remember.
00:58:12So I need you to listen up
00:58:14because I think I found my calling.
00:58:16I promise you
00:58:18I'll live to serve
00:58:20and serve to live.
00:58:22I'm down for whatever
00:58:24and I'll do more than just try
00:58:26because this is hard talking to you, baby.
00:58:28Succeed or die
00:58:30and that's how bad I want it.
00:58:32Amen.
00:58:34Yo, man, my bad.
00:58:36This is my ball. Can I get that?
00:58:38Are you crazy?
00:58:40Yo, this is a sign from G.O.D.
00:58:42I'm gonna be a huge rap star someday.
00:58:44What, you a MC?
00:58:46Today's your lucky day, man.
00:58:48I got the banging beats.
00:58:50Big man like you got some big flow?
00:58:52Come on, man.
00:58:54About time I caught a break.
00:58:56Just did.
00:58:58You know, I think this was G.O.D.'s plan for us to meet, for real.
00:59:00What do you go by?
00:59:02Kwon, dog. You?
00:59:04I'm Sod.
00:59:06The Magic Tuts.
00:59:08Starsky the Hutch.
00:59:10I'm nice with the mic
00:59:12and I'm nice with the hands
00:59:14like he said the magic man.
00:59:16We spit the truth up in the booth.
00:59:18That's how we do it.
00:59:20We a two team like Dre and Snoop.
00:59:22It's gonna happen.
00:59:24The streets are leading speak the truth
00:59:26and them record labels, they gonna follow.
00:59:28I'm gonna take it back and I'm gonna serve it on mine.
00:59:30Guaranteed when you see me, it's like pressing rewind.
00:59:32I can say it one time, but you won't get it.
00:59:34It's too slick.
00:59:36And if you don't, well then fuck it.
00:59:38You can get thick. That's how I do it. I keep it rugged.
00:59:40If you don't like it, I give you the finger.
00:59:42Now that I say it, well then fuck it.
00:59:44You know, it's just a spill, y'all.
00:59:46So it's a C.
00:59:48It's your time, motherfuckers.
00:59:50Rapping R&B's hottest nights
00:59:52in full effect.
00:59:54This is the place where stars are born.
00:59:56The haves mix it up with the have-nots
00:59:58and try to avoid the have-nots.
01:00:00Method Man is in the building.
01:00:04Meth, you was a struggling rapper once upon a time.
01:00:06Now answer me this.
01:00:08Who do you think has the inside track on winning it all tonight?
01:00:10To go with one, I'd have to pick your boy Sod.
01:00:12Oh, please believe it. The Kid Fez, man.
01:00:14He definitely gonna be on the first single
01:00:16and in the first video off the new album.
01:00:18Wow.
01:00:20Now that's a lot of praise coming from a G like yourself.
01:00:22I mean, what you really got poppin', Meth?
01:00:24Well, you know, I got the album,
01:00:26which will be followed by the DVD.
01:00:28You heard that.
01:00:30Which will be followed by the album slash DVD
01:00:32when Baby Mama's attacked.
01:00:34That's gangsta.
01:00:36Hey, look here, I'm getting all your shit. I'll see you on the inside.
01:00:38One love. Church.
01:00:40Is that my main man Sod over there?
01:00:42Camera's on me. Limo just pulled up.
01:00:44So fresh and so clean.
01:00:46Sod designed to ride.
01:00:48Step out of a black limousine.
01:00:50Yo, what up?
01:00:52Hey, nephew, holler at me. Let me get that interview from you.
01:00:54Holler at you when I win it.
01:01:00I've been peeping this kid out for a long while.
01:01:02He had a meteoric rise this year.
01:01:04So blinding.
01:01:06Makes you wonder
01:01:08if some sort of higher power had his back.
01:01:10Now take it from a brother like me
01:01:12that's been around the block,
01:01:14kings and roosters who crow too loudly
01:01:16have one thing in common.
01:01:18Someone's gonna.
01:01:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:32Come on, ladies, that's all cute.
01:01:38You ladies work the front
01:01:40while I work the back.
01:01:42You cool?
01:01:44Yeah, I can work with that.
01:01:46L.A. was poppin'.
01:01:48L.A. was poppin'.
01:01:50Yeah, yeah.
01:01:52Hey, yo, my man...
01:01:54Damn, man.
01:01:56What you doing?
01:01:58Oh, you bugging.
01:02:00Anyway...
01:02:02We're here to celebrate the freshest young baller
01:02:04in rap today.
01:02:10But stardom
01:02:12is no joke.
01:02:14It's hard to age gracefully in this game
01:02:16and still have game.
01:02:18Listen up.
01:02:20My man Drake.
01:02:22This here's one cautionary tale.
01:02:24One for the hard heads.
01:02:26And my man S.O.
01:02:28Showtime.
01:02:30And the breakthrough solo rap artist
01:02:32of the year is...
01:02:34Let's see. Let's see. What's up?
01:02:36S.
01:02:38To the O.
01:02:40To the D.
01:02:42What's up?
01:02:44What's up?
01:02:50First of all,
01:02:52I'd like to thank G.O.D.
01:02:54And I'd like to thank, uh...
01:02:56I'd like to thank my moms.
01:02:58I'd like to thank my old partner, Quan.
01:03:00Rest in peace.
01:03:02Because without y'all, I would not be here today.
01:03:04Ladies, time to get your raggedy asses
01:03:06back out on the street.
01:03:14You can only enjoy the high life
01:03:16for so long.
01:03:18You gotta know when to hold it
01:03:20and when to fold it.
01:03:22Yeah, yeah. You know what we do, fellas?
01:03:24It's all good.
01:03:26Yo, you weren't on the sympathy vote.
01:03:28You ain't nothing without Quan.
01:03:30What?
01:03:32Yo, get off me. Yo, man, I'm right.
01:03:34You're the one who should've died.
01:03:36Forget him. Forget him, all right?
01:03:38Come on. It's been a wild ride this year, baby.
01:03:40It's been a wild ride.
01:03:42It's been a wild ride this year, baby.
01:03:44It's time to blow off some steam.
01:03:46Man, who's that guy to talk about my boy, man?
01:03:48I love Quan.
01:03:50No doubt, bro. No doubt. No doubt.
01:03:52I need a drink. Bad.
01:03:54See that right there?
01:03:56Yeah, get a good look.
01:03:58A year ago, today,
01:04:00my man was taken from me.
01:04:04God spared me.
01:04:08He gave me Quan.
01:04:10He took him away.
01:04:14I know how he works.
01:04:16Shit.
01:04:20Let's go, man.
01:04:26Yo, who's that?
01:04:28Security.
01:04:32What's up, Jersey? What you want, man?
01:04:34My supervisor asked me
01:04:36to remind you that smoking inside
01:04:38a public facility in the state
01:04:40of California is prohibited
01:04:42by order of statute number
01:04:44371.
01:04:46The hell are you, a robot?
01:04:48Yo, you and your statutes can eat a dick.
01:04:50Those rules don't apply to me or my people.
01:04:52And if your supervisor got a problem
01:04:54with it, he know where to find me.
01:04:58Good luck with her.
01:05:02Jersey, see how I had him?
01:05:04I had that motherfucker shook, man.
01:05:06Get up, get up, get up, yo.
01:05:08We toast out here.
01:05:10To my man.
01:05:12No, no, to Quan.
01:05:14Yes, sir.
01:05:16Drink up.
01:05:22That's how I do things.
01:05:24Yo, shorty, take your shirt off.
01:05:30Damn!
01:05:32Now what?
01:05:34You guys go back to party. I'm gonna handle this.
01:05:36That's what I do.
01:05:42What up, Miss Daisy? Can I help you?
01:05:44Do we have a problem here?
01:05:56Yo, where my boys at?
01:05:58Oh, they went out the back door to the post-awards show party, Martin.
01:06:00Where's the back door?
01:06:20What is this?
01:06:22Some punk MTV
01:06:24hip-hop fear factor bullshit?
01:06:26Because if it is, I didn't sign a waiver.
01:06:28As a matter of fact, you did.
01:06:30You promised
01:06:32that if God answered your prayers,
01:06:34you were gonna try to be a better person.
01:06:36A role model, even.
01:06:38Lady, you read that in a Player magazine article.
01:06:40I mean, I was talking crazy
01:06:42on account of all the chronic I was smoking.
01:06:44This is not an article.
01:06:48Come on, sit down. Take a look.
01:06:50I'm not sitting down.
01:06:54Oh, damn!
01:06:56Damn!
01:07:00Damn, lady.
01:07:02Now, let's see. Where were we?
01:07:04We were, uh...
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:08The demos! The demos!
01:07:10I love them! I love them!
01:07:12I fucking love them. We fucking fell out
01:07:14over the demos.
01:07:16You know what? I blew us up. I blew us up, not him.
01:07:18Let's make a deal, huh?
01:07:20You tell me what you need,
01:07:22and, uh, what do you want to call yourselves?
01:07:24What I want from you guys right now
01:07:26is a shopping spree for some jewelry.
01:07:28I need to have some ice.
01:07:30And a Benz.
01:07:32500 LS Coupe.
01:07:34Black. 22s only.
01:07:38It's expensive to be black, man.
01:07:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:42Yeah, I'm hip to that. I'm hip to that.
01:07:44But, um, you see what you did there?
01:07:46That's funny.
01:07:48You, uh, you stepped into
01:07:50the way-back machine there, son.
01:07:52And you took it right back to 1970.
01:07:56You didn't get the memo.
01:07:58See, we're living in a
01:08:00corporate post-merger world now.
01:08:02Yo, Q, dog,
01:08:04these cats is on some bullshit.
01:08:06I thought you said they wanted to play ball.
01:08:08Y'all don't want to fuck with us. Yo, come on, baby.
01:08:10We out.
01:08:12Listen, man. Q!
01:08:14Let's go, man.
01:08:16Just a second.
01:08:18Listen, man, if it's all the same to you,
01:08:20I'm gonna stick around a minute
01:08:22and see if they can work with us, you know?
01:08:28Man, I'm gonna tell you,
01:08:30man, he's, boy, he's bugging, man.
01:08:32You know, he's working on his acting thing, you know?
01:08:34Uh, who knows, man?
01:08:36We might even be able to change the name of the group
01:08:38to, you know, like, uh,
01:08:40Good Cop, Bad Cop or something, you know?
01:08:42Yeah, I like that.
01:08:44I like that.
01:08:46Good cop, bad cop.
01:08:48Yeah, that could work.
01:08:50But the thing is, I don't need
01:08:52that kind of fucking brain damage
01:08:54on my roster.
01:09:00Have you ever thought about
01:09:02going solo?
01:09:06Quan saved your ass there.
01:09:08He could have sold you out.
01:09:10He could have gotten his own deal
01:09:12when they got a taste of your ego.
01:09:14But he didn't. He held firm
01:09:16and he kept the team together.
01:09:20Look, lady,
01:09:22okay, what, what do you want?
01:09:24Let's, let's, look, look, look.
01:09:26Let's make a deal, okay?
01:09:28I got, like,
01:09:30ten grand on me right here.
01:09:32Cash. I'll pay you.
01:09:34All right? Look, I just want to get out of here.
01:09:36All right?
01:09:38Here, take it. It's yours.
01:09:40Just let me go.
01:09:42Yeah, that's right.
01:09:44You paid before to get out of trouble,
01:09:46didn't you?
01:09:50I'm a big star, huh?
01:09:52Mmm, you're a star.
01:09:54Say it. Mmm, you're a star.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58Say big star. You're a big star.
01:10:00Yeah.
01:10:02Mmm. Mmm.
01:10:04But you didn't stop there, did you?
01:10:06Dog, stop sweating me.
01:10:08That's the best publicity we ever had.
01:10:10We? Statutory rape?
01:10:12Yo, you on your own with this one, homie.
01:10:14What, are you fucking nuts?
01:10:16Dog, she said she was 18. If it was grass on the field,
01:10:18anybody would have played.
01:10:20I'll tell you, fam, that bitch was tight.
01:10:22I even peed on her.
01:10:24Nigga, get the fuck off me.
01:10:26What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:10:28Calm the fuck down.
01:10:30Dog, what do we do if it's not for the bitches and the fame?
01:10:32Man, forget that.
01:10:34I thought we were supposed to be making music.
01:10:36Music?
01:10:38Dog, we're making it big.
01:10:40Yeah?
01:10:42You watched my friend shrinking before my very eyes.
01:10:44Why are you acting like we're married, man?
01:10:46You ain't my bitch.
01:10:48Nigga, I see you on stage.
01:10:50What the fuck?
01:10:52I got it. I got it.
01:10:54Jersey, talk to him.
01:10:56You gotta talk to me. I'm right here.
01:10:58He loved you.
01:11:00That was why he put up with you.
01:11:02You know?
01:11:04And then he died, you know?
01:11:06Okay?
01:11:08It's been hard.
01:11:10That's obvious.
01:11:12The publicity about the shooting was so enormous,
01:11:14you barely had time to mourn him.
01:11:18Look at me.
01:11:20What?
01:11:22But you are a convincing victim.
01:11:28Hey, yo, man.
01:11:30Something needs to change, dog.
01:11:32Can't believe I lost sight of the team, man.
01:11:34That's my bad.
01:11:36Check it, check it.
01:11:38It's 11.30.
01:11:40We're gonna go in here and get our buzz on like we used to do back in the day
01:11:42before we go to work.
01:11:44Don't you think we should be going to the studio?
01:11:46Come on, man. It's always time for a cold one.
01:11:48Nah, man. I'm cool.
01:11:50Q, come on, man.
01:11:52Man, we gotta celebrate.
01:11:56Now, would that be for the past or the future?
01:12:02We're a team, man.
01:12:04Friends?
01:12:06Yeah, friends, man.
01:12:08That's what I'm talking about. It's on me.
01:12:10You bet it's on you.
01:12:12Hey!
01:12:14Yo, man, I'm gonna buy a hat, man.
01:12:16Yeah, you might as well go ahead and buy a gym hat while you got it.
01:12:18Yeah, those too.
01:12:22Put your hands in the air!
01:12:24All of you!
01:12:26What the fuck am I talking to myself?
01:12:28Put your hands up! Higher!
01:12:30Money, out of the register, now!
01:12:32Okay.
01:12:34Move!
01:12:36What the hell are you looking at?
01:12:38Huh? Huh?
01:12:40Take your money and your bling
01:12:42and put it on the counter.
01:12:44Fuck that. I'm not giving you my tags.
01:12:46Sorry. Wrong answer.
01:12:48Oh!
01:12:54Oh!
01:13:02Oh!
01:13:16It's just...
01:13:18You know, I just can't believe
01:13:20we showed up at that spot right when it got hit.
01:13:22It's...
01:13:24I don't know.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:28Just imagine the odds of that.
01:13:30Look, lady, enough games, okay?
01:13:32Enough! What is it that you want from me?
01:13:34Huh?
01:13:40The door. Finally.
01:13:42Come in.
01:13:50Heard you guys were bootlegging
01:13:52some hot new videos.
01:13:54I brought one of my favorites.
01:13:56Get me watch.
01:13:58I wasted my weed.
01:14:02No!
01:14:04Just wait.
01:14:06You'll be tripping soon enough.
01:14:10Well, you two have some
01:14:12catching up to do.
01:14:14Enjoy.
01:14:16Put your hands in the air!
01:14:18I noticed you, uh,
01:14:20had your bulletproof vest on that night.
01:14:22Nice fashion accessory.
01:14:24Why'd you have it on?
01:14:27And why should I tell you?
01:14:29You're just a dream.
01:14:31Hey!
01:14:33It's like the fucking dream.
01:14:35He didn't have it on because, you know,
01:14:37I was in Jersey that night.
01:14:39Oh! Oh!
01:14:41Man, I don't know!
01:14:43Sorry. Wrong answer.
01:14:47Why don't we just ask him?
01:14:49Because he's not here!
01:14:51That bullet hit you in the eyes?
01:14:53Shh.
01:14:55Close.
01:14:57But my hearing's still good.
01:15:11Yo, son, it's me.
01:15:14Come on, open up, bro.
01:15:19Get in here.
01:15:21You all right?
01:15:23As you can see,
01:15:25I brought you a late-night snack,
01:15:27and one of them's actually over 18.
01:15:29Y'all two chill out there.
01:15:31Jersey, close the door.
01:15:33Close the door!
01:15:35What the hell's with you, man?
01:15:37Come on, tonight's your night.
01:15:39It's time to go.
01:15:41Let's go. It's party time.
01:15:43Don't you see him?
01:15:45The coroner's standing right there.
01:15:47He's right... What?
01:15:49What?
01:15:51The damn dogging deal?
01:15:53Hey, little brother,
01:15:55someone must have laced your draw
01:15:57and spiked you a Chris.
01:15:59I thought you'd be feeling better by now.
01:16:01Yeah.
01:16:03Maybe we're just... I'm just twisted.
01:16:05Yeah.
01:16:11All night, standing right there!
01:16:13You put a bullet in his head!
01:16:15He's gonna kill me, man!
01:16:17He's gonna kill me!
01:16:19No shit.
01:16:21He's right there.
01:16:23No! No one is right there!
01:16:27Don't you two make a pretty pair?
01:16:29The hitman and the hitmaker.
01:16:31Jersey,
01:16:33your aim was pretty solid that night.
01:16:37Jersey knows.
01:16:39Who cares?
01:16:41I do.
01:16:49There's too many award shows nowadays.
01:16:51I couldn't even tell you
01:16:53who won this shit last year.
01:16:55Oh, yeah. I talked to God.
01:16:57He told me to tell all you guys
01:16:59to quit thanking him.
01:17:01He doesn't give a shit.
01:17:07What is happening?
01:17:09What?
01:17:11Man.
01:17:15Yeah, deep. Give it to me.
01:17:17Die!
01:17:23Damn.
01:17:25How many times they gonna kill a nigga?
01:17:41So that's the setup.
01:17:43Yeah.
01:17:45I'll be here soon.
01:17:47If you're lucky,
01:17:49you'll go platinum on death row.
01:17:51Is that right?
01:17:53Because I gotta tell you, Kwan,
01:17:55I'll do it again
01:17:57because you're dead
01:17:59and I'm on top
01:18:01of the world
01:18:03and no one's ever gonna forget
01:18:05S.A.R.D.
01:18:07Double murder?
01:18:09They tend not to forget that.
01:18:12God bless glory.
01:18:16That nigga's dead.
01:18:18I go where you wanna take me!
01:18:20All you boys wanna be friends?
01:18:42Well, S.A.R.D.,
01:18:44at least you went out like an O.G.
01:18:52What in the hell is this?
01:18:55Exactly.
01:19:11S.A.R.D.!
01:19:13S.A.R.D.!
01:19:15S.A.R.D.!
01:19:17S.A.R.D.!
01:19:19S.A.R.D.!
01:19:21S.A.R.D.!
01:19:23S.A.R.D.!
01:19:25S.A.R.D.!
01:19:27S.A.R.D.!
01:19:41S.A.R.D.!
01:19:53S.A.R.D.!
01:19:55As you can see,
01:19:57my job is to make sure
01:19:59everybody gets to where they needs to get
01:20:01when their time comes.
01:20:03And when I get it right,
01:20:05that's when I get to delegate the work
01:20:07to my main man, Pank, right here.
01:20:09Hey, Pank, you dig?
01:20:11Homie, I ain't doing your work for you.
01:20:13I quit.
01:20:15Aw, come on, Pank, you can't quit.
01:20:17You know you're here to stay forever, baby.
01:20:19We were meant to be.
01:20:21Give me some.
01:20:23That goes the neighborhood.
01:20:25That goes the neighborhood.
01:20:29That goes the neighborhood.
01:20:31That goes the neighborhood.
01:20:33Welcome to the place
01:20:35where all the creatures meet.
01:20:37And on the left on the dead end street
01:20:39you find skeleton bones
01:20:41abandoned haunts. It's the hood
01:20:43of Horace, nigga, it's on.
01:20:45Ring around the Rosie
01:20:47wall full of Posey, she had the power
01:20:49for the hour, but she chose me.
01:20:51Wrong way, but you say,
01:20:53hey she didn't do it right.
01:20:55Now tonight's tonight and Death
01:20:57is in sight, you just might
01:20:59dust this light, Frank Knight.
01:21:01With a little more bite, I'm kickin'
01:21:03back, sittin' on my thong.
01:21:05Fire behind me, murder murder blind me, half-pint beside me
01:21:10My Conrad, my homie, we're two slinks that'll take and gank anybody for me
01:21:15I'm the Crypt Keeper, yeah the Grim Reaper, you won't even see me when I creep up
01:21:21Welcome to the Hood of Horrors, the place where all the creatures meet
01:21:24The last building on the left on the dead end street
01:21:27You'll find skeleton bones, abandoned homes
01:21:30It's the Hood of Horrors, nigga, it's on
01:21:33There's no justice, cause justice ain't justice
01:21:36Life is so precious, I'll be your judge to justice
01:21:39Bust is a couple of veterans from the Vietnam War
01:21:43Really didn't know what they was in store for
01:21:45Let's just say they ran across a scumlord
01:21:48He tried to pull a fast one, mentally harass him
01:21:51But you know me, I had to physically harass him
01:21:54What happened to him and his girl?
01:21:55Don't just ask them, they had it coming
01:21:58Now it's a trip to see that bitch when I blew up her stomach
01:22:02That shit was funny, now give me the rent money
01:22:05You won't be pulling no fast one on my peoples, you motherfucking dummy
01:22:09So you best to be acting right
01:22:12Cause I can take you to the afterlife
01:22:15The necropolis and I'm the optimist
01:22:18Then fuck up your shit, another tale from the Crypt
01:22:21Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
01:22:23The last building on the left on the dead end street
01:22:26You'll find skeleton bones, abandoned homes
01:22:29It's the hood of Horus nigga, it's on
01:22:32What the game won't do for you, what you won't do to be on top
01:22:36Sell out your homie
01:22:38Better yet, treat your homie like he brand new
01:22:41Let me tell you about this particular fool
01:22:44Thought he was hard, motherfucker named Saad
01:22:47But I'mma let him eat gold, cause I'm the head nigga to charge
01:22:51That boy had got too large, now he in trouble
01:22:54Now it's time to pop his bubble
01:22:56But before I do, give him a chance
01:22:58Tell him repent, he say fuck that shit, I'd do it again
01:23:02Right then, I knew I had to do him in
01:23:05Put the grenade in his hand, then let him pull a pin
01:23:08That's called how he did his friend
01:23:10For 15 minutes of fame
01:23:12Yeah rap is a dirty game
01:23:14It's getting darker to him, I know you think that I can do it
01:23:17Talking to him, come on man, let me walk you through it
01:23:20Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
01:23:23The last building on the left on the dead end street
01:23:26You'll find skeleton bones, abandoned homes
01:23:28It's the hood of holes nigga, it's on
01:23:32Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
01:23:34The last building on the left on the dead end street
01:23:37You'll find skeleton bones, holes and don'ts
01:23:40It's the hood of holes nigga, it's on
01:23:45There goes the neighborhood
01:23:47There goes the neighborhood
01:23:51There goes the neighborhood
01:23:54There goes the neighborhood
01:23:57There goes the neighborhood
01:24:00There goes the
01:24:03There goes the neighborhood
01:24:23There goes the neighborhood
01:24:27There goes the neighborhood
01:24:32There goes the neighborhood