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00:00It's fun when you make pasta, get set, get down, get down to play ball, ball, bang.
00:10Puri masti, no sharafat, no, no, no.
00:14Wah mein machi hai yeh abat.
00:17Kuch basti, kuch bithi, dhoom machane ki hai yeh aabat.
00:27Sharaara, sharaara, sharaara.
00:35Jia beta chalo jaldi karo, church jaana hai, market bhi jaana hai.
00:38Jaldi jaani ka kya fayda hai?
00:40Yahan koi taxi toh hai nahi.
00:41Sexy hai na.
00:43Taxi nahi, sexy hai.
00:45Abhi abhi toh yahan pujh bhi nahi tha.
00:48Abhi abhi yeh teen taxi kaun se aagayi haan?
00:51Jaadu se.
00:53Nani, tu mujhe bevkoon samashti hai?
00:55Haan.
00:58Ma'am, dekhna nani mujhe bevkoon samashti hai.
01:01Aur mujhe bevkoon bana bhi deti hai.
01:03Kaash mujhe bhi jaadu aata hai.
01:05Chalo chalo jaldi chalo, taxi aagayi.
01:07Chalo na ma'am, humein aagayi badi deri hogayi hai.
01:10Wait aunty, main kisi ka intuzaar kar rahi hai.
01:13Toh kiska intuzaar kar rahi hai?
01:15Waiter ka.
01:16Waiter ka?
01:17Toh tune hotel ke waiter ko apne sir Goa ghoom nikhle bula hai?
01:20Nahi aunty.
01:21Mainne waiter ko pachas rupay diye hai.
01:23Woh Jia ko phone ke bahane bulaayega.
01:25Aur jaise hi Jia phone attend karne mein busy ho jaayegi.
01:28Bedroom ke bagal mein jaake baith jaayega.
01:31Wow, kya idea hai?
01:33Kaash, mainne bhi Radha ke liye koi aisa hi pandas maaya hota hai.
01:36Toh abhi main Suraj ji ke bagal mein baithi hoti hai.
01:39Miss Jia, Miss Jia.
01:42Yes?
01:43Aapke liye phone hai.
01:44Mere liye Goa mein phone?
01:45Goa mein phone?
01:49Acha toh yeh Pam ki chaal hai.
01:51Ab yeh dikhaati hoon isse.
01:58Thank you.
02:00Hello?
02:01Hello?
02:04Are Pam, zara dham lagao.
02:05Dham laga ke Halsha.
02:07Jor laga ke Halsha.
02:09Pulli nahi raha.
02:12Hello?
02:14Lagta hai kaat gaya.
02:15Anyway, thank you.
02:18Raha?
02:20Pull the bag.
02:24Khud kyu nahi raha?
02:29Abhi, main koshish karo?
02:32Aaji baat hai.
02:33Maine itni koshish kare,
02:34peke darwaza nahi kola.
02:36Aur Jia ne itni asaani se darwaza khol diya.
02:39Zaroor koi chakkar hai.
02:41Oye, chakkar toh poore Malhotra khandaani hai.
02:44Pata nahi mera jaadu kab chalega.
02:47Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
02:54Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
02:56Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
02:57Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
02:58Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
02:59Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
03:00Toh Shanti koi jaadu chahiye.
03:14Mujiye na woh pink colour ki candle dena.
03:18Waise tum sabko ek raaz ki baat bata hai?
03:20Main ek raaz ki baat bata hoon.
03:22Kisi aurne bhi nahi pink colour ki candle kari di hai.
03:25Chhodo isko.
03:26Waise raaz ki baat yeh hai,
03:27The thing is, if you light a candle in this church and ask for something, you will get it.
03:32Really?
03:33Yes.
03:34200 years ago, two lovers named Ginny and Johnny came here.
03:37Their family wanted them to get married somewhere else.
03:40They came to this church, lit a candle and made a wish.
03:44And they got married forever.
03:47Wow!
03:48Yes, we will also light a candle.
03:50Wow, I will also light a candle and make a wish.
03:54Sister, this old woman always fools us.
03:57Today, I will light a candle and make this old woman a fool.
04:00I will light a candle and make a wish.
04:02What should I ask for?
04:03I should also ask for something so that my wish also gets fulfilled.
04:07Guys, the architecture is fantastic.
04:09If the building's exterior is so good, then what will happen to the interior?
04:12Wow!
04:13Raja, Dhruv, let's go inside.
04:15Because if we get into trouble with these women, then our picnic will remain here.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:28Let's go. Let's go.
04:29We have to see more places.
04:30Yes, I also want to light a candle and fulfill my wish.
04:34Let me see how her wish gets fulfilled.
04:37I will also light a candle and fulfill my wish.
04:41What is this?
04:42Where did the coconut come from?
04:43I had kept it as a candle.
04:44I will go and get the candle.
04:47Foolish woman.
04:48She thought the coconut was a candle.
04:51Hey, my candle, this coconut.
04:53What?
04:54I will get my candle.
04:56Move back.
04:57I am also coming.
04:59Jia, you misused the magic.
05:02What else should I have done, mom?
05:04Honestly, I also wanted to do what you were thinking.
05:09Let's go.
05:10Let's go.
05:23Let's go.
05:24Let's go.
05:53Let's go.
05:59Darling.
06:00Let's light a candle and keep it together.
06:02Okay?
06:03Why?
06:04Because we are husband and wife.
06:06That's why.
06:07Come on, keep it.
06:08How close should I keep it?
06:11George, what are you doing?
06:14Sorry.
06:15Come on.
06:24Oh, God.
06:25If it's true that wishes are fulfilled after coming here,
06:28then I will light this candle and fulfill my wish.
06:32Hey, sister.
06:33I will also try it.
06:34If grandma's words come true, it will be fun.
06:38Now it will be fun.
06:42Wow.
06:43Magic.
06:44Magic.
06:47Sister, if this miracle happens,
06:49then see, our wish will definitely be fulfilled.
06:53Come on, stand up and pray.
06:55With your eyes closed.
06:57Let's go.
07:21May our union never break.
07:23May our hands never leave each other.
07:25May we always be together.
07:28No one's boyfriend will have such soft hands.
07:31I feel like kissing this hand.
07:45Oh, God.
07:46Give me so much power
07:48that I can know what happens in the Malhotra family.
07:51And whatever miracle I want to happen,
07:54give me magical power.
07:57Hey, listen.
07:58Can you do it?
08:00Oh, God.
08:01Is it possible?
08:02Okay.
08:03So you want magical power.
08:05Okay, Shanti.
08:06Have fun.
08:11Look, look.
08:12Our wish is getting fulfilled.
08:14We got magical power.
08:17Wow.
08:18Now it will be fun.
08:20Now it will be real fun.
08:25Wow.
08:26It's a miracle.
08:27We got magical powers.
08:30Oh, yes.
08:31Vermin.
08:32Vermin doesn't come.
08:33Bam, bam, bam.
08:35Now we can do anything with our magical powers.
08:39But what will we do?
08:40Look, I have a great idea.
08:42What?
08:43Wait, I'll tell you.
08:46Oh, God.
08:47Can I get three months' ration at once?
08:54Oh, God.
08:55I don't believe this.
08:56You remember jaggery and sugar even here.
08:58You filled this romantic place with ration.
09:02What should I do now?
09:03Nothing.
09:04Make it disappear.
09:05Okay.
09:08Oh, God.
09:09Take it back.
09:13It's gone.
09:15Oh, my purse is also gone.
09:21It doesn't matter, Shanti.
09:22You don't have money in your purse anyway.
09:26Oh, God.
09:27Give me five gloves and five lipsticks.
09:36Oh, God.
09:37It's gone.
09:42Aunty, you should be ashamed that you didn't touch me.
09:45By the way, aunty, shake hands.
09:47Our magic is working.
09:49Yes.
09:50Now we can keep anyone in our house as an idol.
09:53Oh, God.
09:54I have got a husband.
09:55You have got a husband?
09:56I mean, I have got a boon.
10:02Diya, you also buy flowers.
10:04Why?
10:05For whom?
10:06For whom?
10:07For the flowers.
10:08For whom else?
10:09Look there.
10:10I think they are buying for us.
10:11Ma'am, they are buying flowers.
10:13For whom?
10:14Of course, for us.
10:16Oh, God.
10:17These flowers are coming towards us.
10:19My magic is working.
10:23Oh, God.
10:27Oh, God.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35I will be ruined.
10:40All men are like him.
10:42Aunty.
10:43Aunty, how do you know about all men?
10:47My Diya, my Diya.
10:48This is for you.
10:50Is it?
10:51And for whom is the first one for?
10:52That one.
10:55Darling, I will put this flower in your hair.
10:59Yes.
11:01Darling.
11:02Darling.
11:14Casino Goa.
11:15Aunty, this is a very good place.
11:17We can enjoy here.
11:19Yes, this place is amazing.
11:21Diya, you enjoy here.
11:23I am enjoying something else.
11:26Look, look.
11:27There are so many houses here.
11:29Raja, let's go there.
11:31No, no.
11:32Let's go.
11:33Go, Diya.
11:34You also go to Dhruv's house.
11:35Thank you, Aunty.
11:36Let's go, Raja.
11:37No, I don't want to go.
11:39Why?
11:40Go on.
11:41Have fun.
11:42Come on.
11:43Have fun.
11:44Come on.
11:50Hey, darling.
11:51We have got our picnic here in Casino Goa.
11:55Really?
11:56Yes.
11:58By the way, what do you think?
12:00How deep is this ocean?
12:02You are a doctor, right?
12:03Yes.
12:04Then why did you want to become a national journalist?
12:07What do you mean?
12:08Nothing.
12:09Raja.
12:10Raja.
12:11What will you do if I drown in the ocean?
12:15Tell me if you drown once.
12:17Raja.
12:18Won't you cry?
12:19No, no.
12:20I will have to cry.
12:27Such a romantic place, right?
12:29Shut up.
12:32Look, look.
12:33The ship is moving.
12:34It's moving.
12:35It's moving.
12:38Look, Aunty.
12:39Dhruv is so busy.
12:40Oh, God.
12:41Look.
12:42Suraj is also so busy.
12:45Do we have to roam around alone like this?
12:48I am here.
12:50Come on, come on, ma'am.
12:51Let's walk on the edge of the ship.
12:54Come on.
12:56Go, go.
12:57Watch how I teach you a lesson.
12:59Watch.
13:05Oh, God.
13:06Oh, God.
13:07Suraj came from behind like a hero in Titanic.
13:10And he grabbed my arm.
13:18Thank you, thank you, Suraj.
13:21Thank you so much.
13:26How boring.
13:27Our Titanic is over.
13:28Titanic is over.
13:31Darling, darling.
13:32Wait.
13:33Please.
13:34Don't spoil our mood.
13:35Then what should I do?
13:37Look into my eyes.
13:40Okay.
13:41Take this.
13:45Darling.
13:46Why are your eyes yellow?
13:47Am I a jaundice?
13:49Leave it now.
13:50Let me sit.
13:51Okay, okay.
13:52I am sorry.
13:53Darling, this is the last time.
13:54Last time I became your husband.
13:55Never again.
13:56You know what?
13:57I won't let you go.
13:59Do one thing.
14:00Make a house on the ship.
14:01And a clinic too.
14:02Good idea, right?
14:03Right.
14:04Today I will have fish, crocodiles, frogs and turtles in my clinic.
14:08Hi, Suraj.
14:09Here comes the fat fish.
14:12You are here alone?
14:13Why?
14:14Can't you see me?
14:16Sorry, Radha.
14:17I didn't see you.
14:19Let's go, Suraj.
14:20Let's go around the ship.
14:22No need.
14:23Suraj won't go anywhere.
14:24He will.
14:25If he wants to.
14:26I won't take him without his permission.
14:29By the way, Shanti.
14:30Where do you want to take me?
14:31Let's go, Suraj.
14:32Come on, Suraj.
14:33Let's go to the casino.
14:34There is a beautiful place on the ship.
14:37Really?
14:38No.
14:39You won't go to the casino.
14:40People play gambling in the casino.
14:41And gambling is not a good thing.
14:42I am a human being.
14:43But we are not going there to gamble.
14:46Yes.
14:47We are just going to see the casino.
14:48Whatever it is.
14:49Suraj won't go there.
14:51Yes.
14:52And Dhruv won't go either.
14:53Radha, you just saw my magic.
14:58And Dhruv won't go to the casino.
15:04Okay.
15:05If that's what you want.
15:06Then so be it.
15:09At least we can go to the casino together.
15:11Right, Shanti?
15:12Yes, Suraj.
15:13That's what I was saying.
15:15Of course.
15:16Let's go to the casino.
15:17Yay!
15:19Let's go to the casino.
15:23Jia.
15:24What happened to them?
15:25I don't know, Mom.
15:26That's what I am thinking.
15:27There must be something wrong.
15:28How can they dance to Shanti's tune?
15:30Whatever it is, Mom.
15:31We won't go to the casino.
15:32Yes.
15:33We will show them.
15:34We can enjoy without them.
15:36Yes.
15:37We will go on the ship.
15:38Yes.
15:41Look, our casino is here.
15:48Jia and Radha are upstairs all alone.
15:51No one will even know
15:53if I turn them into fish.
15:56Jia and Radha will turn into fish.
16:00Let's go upstairs
16:01and see my magic.
16:14Yes!
16:17So this is my magic.
16:19Radha and Jia darling.
16:21You won't come in my way
16:23for the entire Goa trip.
16:25And Dhruv darling will be mine.
16:27And he will enjoy the Goa trip with me.
16:29How lovely.
16:31Bye-bye.
16:32Have a nice time.
16:41I am telling the truth, Shanti.
16:42This is a great casino.
16:44I have never told you, Suraj.
16:47I am going to win.
16:48It's so easy and simple.
16:50Why?
16:51No, Dhruv.
16:52Good kids don't gamble.
16:53No, no.
16:54Good kids don't gamble.
16:55Good adults can gamble.
16:57Let's go.
16:58Games are so easy and simple.
17:00Yes, the easier this game is,
17:02the easier it will be for you.
17:05Let's go, Suraj.
17:06Let's play a game.
17:07Let's go.
17:14You play.
17:15No, no, no.
17:16Please.
17:17You bet on my 10.
17:19You bet on my 5.
17:22Okay, kids.
17:23Play the games.
17:24But I can do this much, right?
17:26No one wins, no one loses.
17:28Otherwise, I will have to pay for it.
17:30Swimming, drinking, surveilling.
17:31The past, present and the future will change.
17:33The money you have,
17:34keep it forever.
17:35No one wins, no one loses.
17:37Show me something like this.
17:41Where is Radha and Jia?
17:53What is this?
17:54I don't want to play.
17:55I have run out of money.
17:57Me too.
17:58Look, I told you earlier.
17:59Gambling is a bad thing.
18:01You can lose everything.
18:03Oh, me?
18:05Look, I have as much money in my purse as I brought.
18:08Look.
18:09You know, you will be happy
18:11that I have the same amount in my purse.
18:13What does that mean?
18:14It means, magic works.
18:16Magic.
18:17Magic.
18:19Magic.
18:20Magic.
18:22Nothing.
18:23The game has just started.
18:25What?
18:26Nothing.
18:27Where are Radha and Jia?
18:29I think they are angry
18:31because Suraj and Dhruv are gambling.
18:33Do fish ever get angry?
18:35What?
18:39Ma'am, tell me.
18:41Which one is Jia?
18:42And which one is Radha?
18:44The big one is Radha.
18:46The small one is Jia.
18:49I think that is Jia.
18:51Yes.
18:52Radha.
18:53Radha, how do you feel being in the water?
18:56Jia darling.
18:57Tell me, how are you?
18:59Radha aunty.
19:00How are you?
19:01Ma'am, our magic is working well, isn't it?
19:04Jia.
19:05What happened to them?
19:07Why are they calling fish Radha and Jia?
19:10I don't know, mom.
19:11But something is definitely wrong.
19:12Hey, Radha.
19:13Can I get some tea leaves and sugar?
19:16Jia.
19:17I need your permission.
19:19Can I go to watch a movie with Dhruv?
19:24Jia, tell me.
19:26Tell me, Jia.
19:27Grandma, please save me from these people.
19:30Look at her.
19:31She is missing her grandma.
19:33You are missing your grandma, aren't you?
19:35But you don't have a grandma here
19:36who will save you.
19:38Jia darling.
19:39I am going to marry Dhruv today.
19:42That too in this ship.
19:44In front of you.
19:46And you won't be able to do anything.
19:49Please.
19:50Please.
19:51Don't snatch my Dhruv from me.
19:53Well, this will be a special marriage
19:55on the ship of Goa.
19:57Radha.
19:58You wait here
19:59to bless the bride and groom.
20:03Come on, ma'am.
20:04Let's go.
20:05Enjoy.
20:06Both of us.
20:07Bye.
20:08Grandma, what is this drama?
20:09Look at their intentions.
20:11We have to teach them a lesson.
20:13Yes, absolutely.
20:14I see.
20:15This is the matter.
20:16Yes.
20:17And look, they are about to come.
20:18We have planned everything.
20:19You have to do as we say.
20:20Okay?
20:21Right.
20:22Hello, everybody.
20:23Hello.
20:24Everybody.
20:26Hello.
20:27Hello, Shanti.
20:28Where did you go?
20:29Me?
20:30I went to see fish.
20:32Fish?
20:33Yes.
20:34Fish.
20:35Actually, I went to make fish
20:37to gift Dhruv.
20:39To make?
20:40I mean, to catch.
20:41Oh, you are so sweet, pal.
20:43Ma'am.
20:44Shanti.
20:45Should I get coffee for you?
20:47Ma'am.
20:48Ma'am.
20:49Am I dreaming?
20:50Grandma is making me drink coffee.
20:52This is not a dream.
20:53This is reality, aunty.
20:54This is all because of our magic.
20:56Yes.
20:57Watch my magic.
20:58I will make grandma
20:59work like a servant.
21:01Shanti.
21:02Would you like cold coffee
21:03or hot coffee?
21:04Get me hot and cold coffee.
21:07Okay.
21:08I will get it.
21:09No, no, Suraj.
21:10You sit here.
21:11Sit with me
21:12and have coffee.
21:13Okay.
21:14Go and get me
21:15hot and cold coffee.
21:18Okay, ma'am.
21:19Raja Mehta.
21:20Yes, ma'am.
21:22Two glasses of mango shake.
21:24Sure, ma'am.
21:26Ma'am.
21:27You are so nice.
21:29How can I be nice, Dhruv?
21:31Really.
21:32Shanti.
21:33I have to praise your wisdom.
21:36Suraj.
21:37This is not my wisdom.
21:39We have some magical powers.
21:42You have magical powers?
21:44Yes.
21:45We can do anything with magic.
21:48Really, ma'am?
21:49Yes.
21:50We can turn a man into a fish.
21:52In fact, we have turned Radha,
21:54aunty and Jia into fish.
21:57Can you turn a fish into a human?
21:59Yes.
22:02Radha and Jia are here?
22:04Jia, you turned into a fish.
22:06They didn't turn into fish.
22:07But you turned into fools.
22:09That too without magic.
22:37This is the magic of magic.
22:41Magic.
22:43Magic.
22:45Magic.