Shararat episode 68
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01:00Shalala, Shalala, Shalala
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03:47Mission Accomplished
03:55Where are you going to sit?
03:57Look Raja, wherever you sit, I will sit in front of him
04:01Wherever my Raja is, I will sit there
04:04Give me five
04:05Hi Raja
04:07You reached here too?
04:08Yes, of course
04:09But I didn't invite you
04:12I know, Chunky invited me
04:14Chunky did?
04:15But how do you know Chunky?
04:17Ever since you told Dhruv and Raja about Chunky
04:20I told Chunky in two minutes
04:23After all, he offered me a double salary
04:28Good morning everybody
04:29Good morning sir
04:31You all can join me inside, let's begin the work
04:34Congrats to you all for your new appointments
04:37Right?
04:38So before we start, I want you all to go through our company's product details, prices and discount schemes
04:45Read it properly, so that you can give all the information to the customer without any mistakes
04:50Okay?
04:51And now I will tell you about our company's product, Tinkshree
04:55This is Tinkshree
04:57This is the Tinkshree button
05:00This is Tinkshree
05:02This button rotates, runs and jumps
05:06It's very cute
05:11Sorry, this broke
05:13Correct
05:14If it doesn't break, the customer will buy a new one
05:16Right?
05:17How much can a 100 rupee bill run?
05:19No guarantee, no repairs
05:22Meeta
05:23Yes sir
05:24Meeta, you will attend the call from the rate inquiry
05:26Okay sir
05:27Raga
05:28Yes sir
05:29You will attend the call from the discount schemes
05:31Okay sir
05:32Very important to know, our Tinkshree is available in 2 sizes and 4 colors
05:36And the best thing about this is, it's free
05:40That makes it easy selling for all of us
05:42Okay?
05:43Now, G.H. Jordan
05:44Yes sir
05:45You will attend the call from the new bookings
05:47Okay sir
05:48And Pram, you are doing the most important work
05:51Yes sir
05:52You will attend the customer's complaint
05:55I want to tell you something sweet
05:58Because as soon as you buy our product, the customer's complaint will start
06:04Okay sir
06:05That means I will attend the phone calls the most
06:08Why do you think you are getting double salary then?
06:11Oh no
06:12Good morning sir, this is Chao Mount Corporation WIFO
06:17Put it on sir
06:19I was announcing the call, you came in between
06:21This is what you wanted to say?
06:23Show me
06:26Yes sir
06:27Yes sir, you heard it right
06:29Big Tinkshree with small Tinkshree, absolutely free
06:32And what if it's a small size Tinkshree?
06:34Sir, if it's a small one, then...
06:36Big or small?
06:38Sir, give me Rs.100 and take 2 dogs
06:41You will get 2 dogs for Rs.100?
06:43So cheap?
06:44Yes sir, it's very cheap
06:45Actually the product is for Rs.20 only
06:47That is for Rs.80
06:49Rs.80 for 2 dogs?
06:50Rs.80?
06:51Yes sir, it's a very solid packing
06:53Because it's a Chinese product
06:55So the packing has to be solid so that it reaches home safely
06:58And then?
06:59Then sir, you are lucky, it's a Chinese product
07:02Chinese products are made to break
07:05By the way, when did you buy it?
07:07I haven't bought it yet
07:08But I have heard that this product breaks in 2 days
07:11I have heard it, I believe it
07:13Buy it yourself and it will break by itself
07:17Yes sir, there is a saying
07:19It will break but the color won't
07:21What is it?
07:22Sir, Rs.100 is a fixed rate
07:24Show me your address, the dog will come to your house
07:27The dog will come by itself?
07:28No sir, a man from the company will come and deliver it to your house
07:32So tell me, how will you pay Rs.400?
07:34Check your cash
07:35Rs.400?
07:36I just said Rs.100
07:37No sir, Rs.100 is the rate of Tinkshree
07:40Rs.200 is conveyance, we do home delivery
07:43But it's Rs.300, what about Rs.100?
07:45No sir, you won't give a tip to the delivery man
07:48It's the rule of our company, Rs.100 is the fixed rate
07:52Hello?
07:54Neeta, this man has bought 2 dogs worth Rs.100
07:58You don't even get to watch a film worth Rs.100
08:01And films last for at least 3 hours
08:042 dogs will last for more than 3 hours
08:08Neeta, why didn't Dhruv come?
08:10Jiya, I forgot to tell you
08:12Dhruv has fever
08:13Dhruv has fever
08:14When I went to pick him up today, he told me
08:16He won't be able to come, he's down with fever
08:18Dhruv has fever and you didn't tell me?
08:20I'll call him right now
08:26What happened Jiya?
08:27His phone is engaged
08:29Huh?
08:30Who is he talking to on the phone when he's so sick?
08:33Fever
08:34Look at the fever
08:35A handsome man like you has fever
08:37But don't you worry
08:38I'll come to meet you in half an hour
08:40No, no, no please
08:41Don't come
08:44I mean, it's your first day at work
08:46How can you come in half an hour?
08:48Don't worry about that
08:49I've turned Jackie into a fly
08:52No, no, no please
08:53Don't come home
08:55My fever is infectious
08:57If you come home, you'll also get infected
09:00But
09:05Yes
09:07Call me later if you have a complaint
09:09You said the same thing last week
09:11Look, my complaint is serious
09:13Okay, one minute
09:18Hello
09:19Yes
09:20Mr. Dhruv
09:22Sir, whatever complaint you have
09:23I'll transfer it to you right now
09:31I don't know why Dhruv's phone is so engaged
09:35Hello
09:37Hello
09:38Yes
09:39Mr. Tony
09:41Sir, I've transferred it to you, right?
09:43He transferred it back to you?
09:45What are you doing here and there?
09:47What do you guys understand?
09:48I'm sorry, sir
09:49Sir, whatever complaint you have, tell me
09:51I took your company's Tingshui
09:53But his legs broke in just two days
09:55Sir, we gave a free Tingshui with your Tingshui
09:58You can work with that
10:00That was broken
10:01I'm sorry, sir
10:02I'm sorry, sir
10:03Sir, do one thing
10:04You can order a new Tingshui for me
10:06Tell me, what's the reason?
10:07I want my own Tingshui
10:09You want your own Tingshui?
10:11Sir, you don't want to spend Rs. 22,000 for a toy worth Rs. 100
10:14Rs. 22,000?
10:16Yes, sir
10:17To repair a broken Tingshui
10:19We'll have to take a loan from the company
10:21By air
10:22By the time he comes back
10:23We'll have to spend at least Rs. 25,000
10:25It's better if you order a new one
10:27Anyway, you'll get bored with an old toy
10:30You got bored with me in just two weeks?
10:32If you want to rest, talk to me later
10:35When did I tell you to talk to me directly?
10:38And anyway, you don't have to respect me so much
10:43I'm your boss
10:45If you're not my boss, then why are you eating my head?
10:47Now hang up, I want to sleep after taking a pill
10:50And please don't disturb me on the phone, okay?
10:53Hello?
10:54Dhruv, you're not well
10:56Can I get some fruits for you?
10:58Didn't I tell you not to call me again?
11:00Stupid idiot!
11:02You should give me some rest
11:04Don't you understand such a small thing?
11:08Don't call me again?
11:10But I've already called you
11:12I'll call you again
11:14I'll call you again
11:16I'll call you again
11:18I'll call you again
11:20I'll call you again
11:22But I've already called you
11:26I'll call you again
11:30I told you not to call me
11:32By the way, what are you doing here?
11:34I thought I'll attend your call centre
11:38I'll get some help
11:40I'm making some call feed
11:42You must be tired of attending calls since morning
11:45Not at all
11:47I've tried all your calls
11:49Even Jia's
11:51Really?
11:53My daughter's phone has been engaged since morning
11:55If you call me again
11:57I'll attend your call
12:01I'll teach you a lesson
12:03I'll teach you a lesson
12:05I'll teach you a lesson
12:07I'll teach you a lesson
12:09I'll teach you a lesson
12:11I'll teach you a lesson
12:13I'll teach you a lesson
12:15Hello, hello
12:17Who are you?
12:19Akshay Kumar?
12:21The one from the movie?
12:23The one from the movie?
12:25You're Akshay Kumar, right?
12:27What did you say?
12:29The product is bad?
12:31If the product is bad
12:33Then let it be
12:35You're not bad, right?
12:37No, no
12:39You've got the right number
12:41That's why we got it
12:43Hello, hello
12:45The product is bad?
12:47Yes, sir
12:49Rs. 100 for 2 tanks
12:51Sir
12:53Rs. 100 is a lot
12:55Rs. 100
12:57If you're giving Rs. 2 tanks
12:59Then give me Rs. 2
13:01Rs. 50
13:03Even a small one won't do
13:05Sir
13:07What are you doing?
13:09Me? I'm just watching you
13:11My dear
13:13Are you watching?
13:15I've got a chicken leg
13:19That's a hen
13:27How did you get a hen?
13:31That's a hen
13:33How did it get here?
13:35Okay, no problem
13:37I'll eat chicken tonight
13:41oh
14:11Hai hai, aapka naam itna badana hai, toh aur kitne badana honge.
14:17Okay, bye bye.
14:21Dekha, itni phir der mein mere aapne teen girlfriend banali hai.
14:28Oh, suno ji, aapko pata hai bang kaha gayi hai?
14:31Isko dhoonda hi padhega.
14:33Ane ma'am, aapka maai?
14:35Theek waqt par hai.
14:36Aise bang ki dekha hai?
14:38Nahi toh?
14:39Nahi, theek hai.
14:40Main tab tak na ek girlfriend ko aur banali hai.
14:43Nahi, nahi.
14:44Usse murgi bana diya hai.
14:46Kyunki wo apne sara kaam case paper daari hai.
14:49Wo, tabhi toh mai sanchu, ke sari calls mujhe kai toh transfer ho rahi hai.
14:53Hmm, tabhi toh mai liye usse punishment de di.
14:55Lekin na nahi, usse mujhe parishan kiya, toh punishment bhi mai hi dungi.
14:58Chale, aapse waqt se time bana dijiye.
15:00Theek hai, lehin me se barabar sabak sikhana, okay?
15:10Huh?
15:18Tum yahan kaha rahi ho?
15:19Main? Wahin toh mai soch rahi thi, ki main yahan kaha rahi thi.
15:24Kumne mujhe bulaya, Chucky?
15:26Nahi toh?
15:27Dekho, yu mere cabin mein naaya karo.
15:29Baar pe log pata ki kya sochenge, hai na?
15:31Okay.
15:32Bye, Chucky.
15:33Bye.
15:40Oye, tu andar thi?
15:42Andar kya garee thi?
15:43Huh, main...
15:44Haan, haan, isme naya kukde tu.
15:46Murgha toh bazaar.
15:47Very nice.
15:49Pehek, andar kaun hai?
15:52Shanti, shanti.
15:53Bacchu ko apna kaaf kare do.
15:54Chalo, apan ghar chalte hain.
15:55Main sarah raas toh jee dene waali ho aaj.
15:57Chaawal ki, shakkar tu, jo toh chahe.
15:59Poore main nahi karo.
16:00Go.
16:01Chalo.
16:09Toh koi kaun mujhe transfer kar rahi tha?
16:11Ab main apne kya Raj aur Meeta ke call bhi saath tumhe transfer kar rahi tha?
16:18Haan?
16:20Mithu kaun?
16:21Turse bhaji ho?
16:35Haan?
16:37Haan main?
16:40Haan?
16:43Kya hua, sir?
16:44Chori.
16:45Main kaaf mein chori ho.
16:46Yanke, hamare teeks mein yahan chori ho gaye.
16:49Haan?
16:50Nahi, nahi.
16:51Kisne main murghi chori bhi nahi.
16:57Haan, urti kaha hai?
16:58Main bol dete hain.
16:59Nahi, maa.
17:00Abhi.
17:01Kamaal hai.
17:02Pari hone ka toh fayda hai.
17:05Arey, Jia?
17:07Office mein pehla din kaisa tha?
17:10Bohot traffic tha.
17:13Jia?
17:16Office mein maza hai?
17:18Taxi lekar aaye hoon.
17:20Okay, okay.
17:21Arey, Jia beta, kya kaagi tu?
17:23Nani.
17:25Suraj?
17:26Suraj?
17:27Dekho, Jia ko kya aap gaye hai?
17:28Kya hua?
17:29Mummy ki awaaz chali gayi hai kya?
17:30Haan?
17:31Arey, baba?
17:32Aacha, phirche kar de.
17:33Aapki sirme dard ho raha hai kya?
17:34Haan, beti.
17:35Sirme phirse dard hai.
17:36Oh, chao.
17:37Mujhe laga ke aapka sirf phirse dard kar raha ho.
17:40Kya?
17:41Kya?
17:42Arey, kuch nahi beta.
17:43Wahaan din dar customers ki zor zor ki aawaazin suni ho gaya na phone par.
17:46Pari zindag ke liye marry ho gayi hai.
17:47Yes, yes.
17:48Mere paas ilaaj hai iska.
17:49Main bhi aaya.
17:51Koi se samjhaya hai ki hum pariyon ko is tarah ki ilaaj ki zuraat nahi padhi hai.
17:55Main cheek ki zindagi.
17:58Dekha, Jia beta?
17:59Aaj ka zindag kaisa raha hai?
18:00Oh, nani.
18:01Bahot dhokane wala.
18:03Don't worry, Jia beta.
18:04Tum bilkul theek ho jayega.
18:05Haan?
18:06Tum se wo jayega?
18:08Tumhe sunayi nahi de raha tha.
18:09Haan?
18:10Kabse sunayi nahi de raha tha?
18:11Jabse tum office se ghar mein aayi ho tabse.
18:15Samjh kiya.
18:16Aapne chutki bazaage isse theek kiya na?
18:18Hai bhagwaan.
18:19Main apni beti ka bhi ilaaj is ghar mein nahi kar sakta ho.
18:23Toh theek hai.
18:24Phirse marry kar dekhi ho.
18:27Jia?
18:28Jia?
18:30Jia?
18:32Maini beti bairi hai.
18:35Toh duniya par pehla baat ho raha hai
18:37jo apne beti ki bairi hone par khush ho raha hai.
18:42Haan. Haan, Tiger ji.
18:44Haan, Tiger ji.
18:45Okay.
18:46Main aapka innazaar karenge, Tiger ji.
18:49Bye-bye.
18:51Great!
18:52Kya ho, aunty?
18:53Arey, main pichu mathe.
18:54Kal jo main aapno call friend banaya tha, Tiger.
18:57Usse itna impressed hua, itna impressed hua
18:59ki mujhe milne ke liye na mujhe yaar hai.
19:01Toh hum doro milke na,
19:03agar hono picture dekhne jayegi, toh hua.
19:06Aapki jaan se mujhe yaar aaya,
19:08main bhi Dhruv ko phone kar rahe thiyo,
19:10uska half-chance kuch leke.
19:12Toh na, yahan baith ke Dhruv ko phone kar,
19:14main na gate par uska imzaar karte ho.
19:17Bye. All the best.
19:30Hi, Dhruv.
19:31How are you?
19:38Jania, may I help you?
19:41Complete?
19:43Just one moment, ma'am.
19:44Ma'am, yeh kya?
19:46Phir se aaj toh main bhi sari calls,
19:47mujhe transfer karna shuru kar diya?
19:49Mere ek toh calls edit karungi,
19:50toh kaunsa third world war shur jayega?
19:52Haan, lekin shaam tak main behri ho jaungi.
19:54Apne yeh call cut karo, aur yeh call lo.
19:56Kaise cut karo, sweetie?
19:58Main toh Dhruv se baat kar rahi ho.
20:00Kya?
20:02Acha?
20:03Toh yeh Dhruv se meethi meethi baate kar rahi hai?
20:06Iski zawaan aisi kadvi kardi ho,
20:08ki Dhruv khud phone cut kar diya.
20:12Dhruv kaar, toh main aaj temperature toh nahi tha?
20:15Dekho, Dhruv mein yeh toh khaat hoon ka,
20:17karmi lag jayegi.
20:18Okay?
20:19Aaraam karna.
20:21Oh no, lagta hai maine bhich se galti kar di.
20:24Yeh toh Dhruv se kadwa bolne ke baat hai,
20:26aur meethi meethi baat kar rahi hai.
20:28Iski toh zawaan par taali lagana padengi.
20:32Dhruv kya?
20:33Kaar toh time upto temperature jayegi karte rahe do.
20:35Aur agar bhich se meethi, bhich se kalbi,
20:37toh bhich se zarur phone karna.
20:39Okay?
20:40Bye!
20:42Aaya, Sumitra!
20:43Aai, kya baat?
20:44Bhich se saun se ke chila rahi hai?
20:46Oh, sorry!
20:49Yahaan pe Shanthi kaun hai?
20:50Ma'am, kya baat hai, beta?
20:52Main tiger hoon.
20:53Chalo, main aunty picture dekhne chalne hain.
20:57Yeh liye, Chotu ke saath.
20:59Aunty, yeh toh kaun se hai?
21:04Yeh toh, yeh toh mera batija hai, batija hai.
21:09Hum bichhe dekh kar aate hain.
21:10Chalo.
21:12Main bhi meethi parlor ho gaya.
21:15Chali kahaan?
21:18Hello!
21:19Bye!
21:24Hello!
21:26Phone hoon.
21:27Mera bohot important customer tha.
21:28Phone kar gaya.
21:29Mera bhi!
21:31Dekhin agar vo call spam ki desk par nahi aaye,
21:34toh phir kahaan gaya?
21:38Hello, Sumitra!
21:40Hello!
21:41Hello!
21:42Hello!
21:43Yeh kya ho raha hai?
21:44Police or something?
21:45Yeh kya baat hai?
21:46Yeh kya ho raha hai?
21:53Yeh kya ho raha hai?
21:54Kya ho raha hai?
21:56Time pass mere office me divert karke,
21:58tum log yeh aaraan kar rahe ho.
21:59Force is something.
22:01Oh no,
22:02lagta hai mera jaadu phir se miss file ho gaya.
22:05Saari calls wapas se bahar divert karne hi padhenge.
22:11Acha,
22:12tabhi mere log bichhne 2-3 din se
22:13ek bhi division ka order jo hi place ho raha hai haan?
22:18Kisi mein sath ka hai,
22:19Trishnawadi mein gandha hai,
22:20yeh mein work ka fatla.
22:21Yeh na?
22:22Kuchna work kar bhi padhe kaha ho.
22:23Yeh na?
22:25Aadhe ki jaad,
22:26nijhe hi rahi se.
22:27Sir,
22:28lekin yeh sath to
22:29aap nijhe gire hua hai.
22:31Sir,
22:32aap slip kar rahe hai.
22:34Tum log ke saar par
22:35abho sunge mujhe
22:36Slip Disp people.
22:38One more thing,
22:39you all are
22:40FIRED.
22:42Oh,
22:43oh no,
22:44phir se.
22:55Shalalat, shalalat, shalalat, shalalat, shalalat
23:03Aap aahe seethe shakti padosee
23:06Peeche pari jase lilli dosee
23:10Seva chota sanjhagani machange
23:12Mande ko dine hararat
23:14Shalalat, shalalat, shalalat, shalalat, shalalat, shalalat