Sposób na Alcybiadesa odc. 1

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06:06Ciamciara Marcin?
06:10Ciamciara?
06:13Yes, I am.
06:16And where are your friends?
06:20Well, Professor, I was about to say,
06:22there was a very unpleasant incident.
06:25Yes?
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08:34In fact, the razor does not pose a direct threat.
08:38Because the population spreads the bread rather moderately.
08:41And all the happiness.
08:43Słabiński, however, spread the bread as he likes.
08:47And he immediately felt weak.
08:49And he had a good friend.
08:51It's a pity for Słabiński.
08:53He shared sandwiches.
08:57Wait.
08:59Your names?
09:00Zasępa.
09:01Słabiński.
09:02First A.
09:03Eleven minutes after the bell.
09:05We were just going.
09:06Well, up.
09:07Yes. Your career in this school is starting nicely.
09:09Zasępa and Słabiński.
09:11To the class. March!
09:28Oh.
09:30Excuse me.
09:35Child, how do you feel?
09:39I feel better, Professor.
09:41It was not a razor.
09:43Well, thank God.
09:46Boys, please calm down.
09:48The subject of today's lesson is the reaction of the population.
09:52Show.
09:53Zasępa.
09:55Do you want to speak on this subject?
09:57No, Professor.
10:00Today we will make four experiments.
10:05Oh, you, damn, come here.
10:07Come here.
10:08Come on.
10:24I'll show you.
10:55I will miss you.
11:15He's not here.
11:18Good morning, Professor.
11:21Welcome.
11:25My father was also taught history.
11:27So what?
11:29So what?
11:30It's Alcibiades.
11:54Thank you.
12:21Thank you.
12:24Thank you.
12:55Stand up.
12:59Marcin.
13:00Good luck.
13:12Nice wedding trip to Spitsbergen.
13:19It was nice.
13:21It was nice.
13:23Nice?
13:24Teacher?
13:27Cry, brother, cry.
13:36He cried?
13:37Why did you sneeze?
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15:21The
15:33Which of these numbers is the first one?
15:40Let's hear it.
15:44One, two, three...
15:57One, two, three...
16:01The first ones are the numbers at the beginning.
16:06One, two, three, four and five.
16:12Is it true that all these numbers are the first ones?
16:16Well, no.
16:19Only the ones at the beginning, one and two.
16:23Maybe you will kindly agree that these numbers are the first ones.
16:31Well, yes. Seven is also a lucky number.
16:36Sit down, young man. Sit down.
16:40And tremble!
16:45Don't worry.
17:00Sławiński, I'm waiting.
17:06Babinicz?
17:09Ciamciara?
17:12Zasępa?
17:30Does no one in this class really know what the capital of Venezuela is called?
17:37It's just the bottom.
18:00Good morning, Professor.
18:03Good morning, Professor.
18:06So they don't know what the flashlight was reading?
18:10What do you mean?
18:13Oh, my fatherland, you are so healthy.
18:17How much you should be appreciated.
18:21Thank you, Mrs. Wienckowska.
18:24How much you should be appreciated.
18:27Thank you, Mrs. Wienckowska.
18:43It's good to see you, Mr. Victor.
18:47This first letter is unbearable.
18:50You'll see for yourself.
18:52Let's go.
18:57Ten promises!
19:00Three of you took on all of us!
19:04Don't worry, Babinicz, we'll manage.
19:07We always did.
19:10Babinicz, you can argue, but hygiene doesn't allow me.
19:13What hygiene?
19:16Hygiene and honor. Two times H.
19:19Sit down, Babinicz.
19:22Sit down, Babinicz.
19:25I can at least do something.
19:28Sit down, Babinicz.
19:45Zasępa.
19:48Zasępa, tell me,
19:51since we're on the subject of grammar,
19:54what are our directions?
19:57Left and right.
20:00East, west...
20:03Thank you, Zasępa.
20:06What are the modes?
20:09Modes?
20:12Modes...
20:14Zębatę?
20:17Sławiński.
20:20Are you upset, Sławiński?
20:23Very good.
20:26Tell me, who defeated the Turks near Vienna?
20:30Near Vienna, in Austria?
20:33Do you have a problem, lad?
20:36I'd like to know how much time I have left.
20:40My friend, Misiak.
20:42Mr. Doctor, please remove him from the office.
20:49Enough of this nonsense.
20:52Enough of this nonsense.
21:07Get up.
21:09Get up.
21:12Please.
21:24On all the battlefields of modern Europe,
21:28the graduates of the school named after Linde died.
21:33Our pupils built houses
21:36in all the capitals of the world.
21:39And they achieved unachievable heights.
21:42Our school was built by generations of teachers and students.
21:50Neither I nor the entire teaching staff
21:54will allow any irresponsible elements
21:59to destroy the good name of our school.
22:03In relation to this fatal class,
22:06we have already taken the right steps,
22:09but the rest should not sleep in peace.
22:14We have decided to thoroughly examine the state of knowledge
22:19of all the pupils of our school.
22:22All of them.
22:25We will burn the infestation of the school
22:28with sulfur, iron and cathartic acid.
22:31We will burn the infestation of the school
22:34with sulfur, iron and cathartic acid.
22:37We will burn the infestation of the school
22:40with sulfur, iron and cathartic acid.
22:55Watch out!
23:01Watch out!
23:06Grina!
23:32I'm glad I noticed him.
23:35I don't have a license anyway.
23:38He'd take your bike.
23:40I wouldn't survive that.
23:42It's my Achilles heel.
23:44What?
23:46Haven't you heard of Achilles?
23:48The Greek archer is basically immune to blows.
23:51You must have heard of him.
23:53As if.
23:55He had only one weak spot.
23:57If you wanted to hit him, you had to hit the guy in the heel.
23:59That's all.
24:01A real sportsman should be immune.
24:04Everyone has a spot like that.
24:06Even a teacher, a gog.
24:08A juggler too?
24:10Even a juggler.
24:12They say older people have a way to hit a gog.
24:14Do you get it?
24:16You have a way.
24:18You can go through the building without a hitch.
24:21One hundred and twenty.
24:23One hundred and twenty.
24:25Maybe you should argue?
24:27I was joking.
24:30Quiet.
24:32It's Wontusz.
24:34He teaches weightlifting.
24:47As a psychologist, I deal with what's most delicate and personal in you.
24:52That is, your psyche.
24:54Do you understand?
24:56Great.
24:58Tell me about the happiest event in your life.
25:03September 12, 1968 at 4.30 a.m.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09The Olympics in Mexico, when Kulej won a gold medal.
25:12October 26.
25:15And now tell me about the scariest event in your life.
25:28October 26, 1968 at 4.30 a.m.
25:40It's hard to swim in cream,
25:42but it's good that it's just a gog that fell.
25:44The winner of the Spartakiada resort.
25:48I look, and there's hair on my sandwich.
25:51I thought it was the growth of a female gog.
25:54You know, such a parapsychological self-suggestion.
25:57You read Freud.
26:01Did you meet any misfortune in your life?
26:05Yes, I did.
26:07My friends certainly told me.
26:09About the gold medal of Kulej or swimming in cream?
26:12No, marriage.
26:15Was marriage a misfortune?
26:18Yes.
26:20The marriage of Mrs. Lilkowska and her trip to Spitsbergen.
26:23Gog.
26:25You could be an actor.
26:27I believed you for a moment.
26:39Spitsbergen, gog.
26:41You could come up with something better, you know?
26:49You'll see.
26:51They'll take us for amateurs and they'll give us peace.
26:53Here.
26:55And what if they kick us out?
26:58There it is.
27:03Wontuszu, have you heard about the bongs
27:06who disrupted the balance of power in our beloved school?
27:09About those who caused the unrest of the gogs, Alibaba?
27:12Yes, Wontuszu.
27:14About those through whom the gogs take on the old, well-deserved guard.
27:19Even for amateurs?
27:21Even for us, imagine.
27:23What are we going to do about it?
27:24What are we going to do about it?
27:26Friends, we'll explain.
27:28We don't need to explain anything.
27:30We understand.
27:32Everyone was young once.
27:35You misused your freedom.
27:38And who doesn't know how to use freedom,
27:41works for the loss of freedom.
27:45The decisions have already been made.
27:47You have a month
27:50to calm your body.
27:52A month?
27:54Or we'll have to visit our friends.
27:57Really.
28:21Dr. Jacek Stanisław Karbit, a clinical psychologist,
28:25examined the students of the first A.
28:28I hope his light, help and scientific approach
28:33will help explain this strange case of collective dullness.
28:37So, doctor, what is the first A?
28:42Well, the boys are intelligent, sensitive and ambitious.
28:48How so?
28:51They just need...
28:59We'll get to everyone's head.
29:04Even the most stubborn one.
29:08We'll find a way for everyone.
29:11Please, stand up.
29:13Pack up.
29:17Two rows.
29:19Faster, faster, faster.
29:22Let's go.
29:38Good morning.
29:52Good morning.
30:02Here's your new A.
30:06There's a way for everything.
30:10We'll find a way to quench your thirst for laziness.
30:16We'll burn it.
30:18With sulfur and iron.
30:21Or, if you prefer, with fire and sword.
30:25Did you hear that?
30:27There's a way for everything.
30:29And I'll find it.
30:31No, Zasempa.
30:33You won't find a way.
30:36Back off, back off.
30:38Follow him, follow him.
30:40The biggest event in the school's sports life
30:43were boxing matches.
30:45This time, the defender of the title, Wątłusz,
30:48and the challenger, a certain Szlaja, were to meet.
30:51Szlaja, Szlaja, Szlaja, Szlaja.
30:57Calm down, Szlaja.
31:05Hurry, we're almost there.
31:07The engine's not there yet. I can't risk it.
31:12Oh, no.
31:14Women's high school.
31:16It's a tragedy. Do as you please. I'm going to the gym.
31:18I'll be right back.
31:21Hold on, we're starting.
31:34You're not allowed to enter.
31:38But we'd like to see the fight, my friend.
31:41Everyone would.
31:43So why can't we?
31:45You're wearing a hat.
31:47Definitely high schoolers.
31:57Break, break, break.
32:00Break, break, break, hey.
32:02Box.
32:08But on a motorcycle, I'd crash.
32:11Do you have a driving license?
32:13Me?
32:14I have a driving license.
32:16So, do you want to see the fight?
32:20Well, you fell on your head, you'll get over it.
32:45Oof.
32:47Box.
33:14Get up.
33:22Get up.
33:33Stop.
33:35One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
33:44Ten.
34:08Do you know this guy well, the one in the black swimsuit?
34:11Give me a break. Don't you know Kisiel?
34:12I don't know him.
34:14It's a well-known number.
34:16It's supposed to have the best ways to beat gogs.
34:21A clown like that?
34:23Well, think about it.
34:25If someone dresses like Kisiel, how long can he count on gog tolerance?
34:29Well, ten minutes in a row.
34:31See? And Kisiel doesn't give up.
34:34Maybe like this?
34:37No, Chum-Chum.
34:39It's my bike.
34:43Let's try it once. Let's try it at least once.
34:51Let's say what everyone thinks.
34:55A friend of yours?
34:57Chewing or spitting?
34:59Always with you.
35:01What a sweet embrace.
35:06What do you mean?
35:09A friend of mine in the matter of freedom.
35:12What freedom?
35:14We understood that...
35:16We need help.
35:18Instructions, Alibaba.
35:20What are you babbling about?
35:22Help? Instructions?
35:24I thought...
35:26The guys from Linde are begging for help?
35:28Shame.
35:30Colleague.
35:32We mean buying.
35:35Buying a license.
35:37For what?
35:39License for a way.
35:40A way?
35:42Well, my friends have developed ways for gogs.
35:49Go drink some water, son.
35:51But, Colleague!
35:53And I'll give you some good advice.
35:55Sign up for the theater.
35:57It's a good place for clowns.
36:10Be careful.
36:24Mr. Słabiński.
36:26Please show me how Poland lost its land during the First Partition.
36:41I don't know.
36:47Not enough, Mr. Słabiński.
36:54I'm afraid...
36:56Your fate awaits you, Alcibiades.
36:59Some people think it's enough to be a stranger with a beggar to survive.
37:03B-7.
37:05Let's go to the theater.
37:07To the theater?
37:08What for?
37:10B-4.
37:12Alcibiades, even though he was a student of Socrates,
37:15has become a man with a weak mind.
37:18And ruined.
37:20Because Shakespeare plays in a school theater.
37:23Shakespeare is a swine.
37:25C-4.
37:31Watch out!
37:33Where are you going?
37:35There's the auditorium.
37:36Stop, stop, stop!
37:39You've crossed the line.
37:41I told you I'm sensitive to shocks.
37:44Oh, first-graders!
37:48Shakespeare!
37:50New statistics.
37:52They'll be good for the arresting scene.
37:55Maybe someone will close the window?
37:58Julek, what are we supposed to do with them?
38:07What a mouth!
38:12Bye.
38:14Don't be so sensitive.
38:16Shakespeare!
38:18Want some?
38:21Here you go.
38:37Ah...
38:59You scoundrel!
39:01You sold us out to the colonizers!
39:03But the Black Wolf has risen!
39:06Do you hear the chants of victory?
39:10Beautiful, Schleier! We'll record it!
39:14And now, after the words,
39:16do you hear the chants of freedom?
39:18Victory.
39:20Victory. You shout,
39:22you're under arrest, you throw yourself at me,
39:24you tie me up with a rope and take me out of the scene.
39:26Yes, sir!
39:28What do you say, Zasempa?
39:30I say, gas to the brim!
39:31Yes, that's right.
39:33Give it all you've got.
39:35All right.
39:40Come on, my little one.
40:01You scoundrel!
40:03You sold us out to the colonizers!
40:05But the Black Wolf has risen!
40:07Do you hear the chants of victory?
40:17You're under arrest!
40:32Be careful, he'll catch a cold, gentlemen.
40:35Quiet!
40:37Give it to me.
40:39Don't move!
40:41He won't give it to us.
40:44We've got something to lose, Chumcha.
40:49Did it work?
40:51To kidnap a high school student?
40:53Shakespeare!
40:55Recite the methods, but with a wink.
40:57Don't drag the strings, Zasempa.
40:59We must apologize to him.
41:01Are you going to punish him?
41:15What have you done to him?
41:18It wasn't me.
41:21I've got my eyebrows.
41:26Shakespeare, leave him alone.
41:28Shakespeare, let's talk in a civilized manner.
41:31I'm going to avenge the Black Wolf.
41:39Maria!
41:47Jesus Maria!
42:01Let's go.
42:12How are you, Chumcha?
42:27Open up!
42:32Open up!
42:40One day he'll get bored.
42:42I don't count on that. I'll wait.
42:52I've seen you, Wienckowska.
42:56I don't see anything, Mrs. Wienckowska.
42:58I wish I were as dead as I am before you.
43:02Men were running, Mr. Director.
43:05The Black Wolf!
43:07This is nonsense, Wienckowska.
43:09Men? Wolves?
43:11In Warsaw?
43:29Come out.
43:31I'll count to three.
43:34One.
43:36Two.
43:38And three.
43:40Jesus!
43:44Mrs. Wienckowska!
43:46It's Julius Lepke, our director.
43:50Mrs. Wienckowska!
43:52It's Julius Lepke, our director.
43:54It's Julius Lepke, our director.
43:55It's Julius Lepke, our director.
44:00Ask him, Mr. Director.
44:02Lepke.
44:04I'm a witness.
44:06You're a witness to what?
44:08I'm a witness to how the spirit of our school
44:11spoke to the first-graders.
44:13Specifically, Lepke.
44:15Specifically.
44:17The noble zeal spoke to them.
44:19Lepke.
44:21What's the matter?
44:22I'm preparing my latest performance.
44:27The Awakening of Africa, Mr. Director.
44:30The Awakening of Africa.
44:32Yes.
44:34And the real Awakening took place.
44:40Gentlemen,
44:42further hiding could be misunderstood
44:44by the professors.
44:53My laundry!
44:55My laundry, Mr. Director!
44:59The rag
45:02for Sępa
45:04Złabiński.
45:08The first A.
45:10The first A.
45:15The first A.
45:17The first A.
45:19The first A.
45:21First of all,
45:24accusing my colleagues is unethical.
45:28And secondly, I pay my own bills.
45:36He'll take revenge.
45:38Of course.
45:40Everyone would take revenge on his place.
45:42So what? He'll beat us.
45:50You don't know anyone yet.
45:56You know what?
45:58Geniuses are cunning.
46:05Hi, girls.
46:07Hi.
46:09Would you like to visit our famous high school?
46:12I know better entrances.
46:14Maybe.
46:16Or maybe we should go to Lody?
46:18Lody?
46:20Yes.
46:31Maybe tomorrow?
46:33It would be nice to go to Lody with a boxing champion.
46:38I'm not a champion anymore.
46:42What a pity.
46:47We need to talk to this Kicki.
46:48Kicki?
46:50This is our last chance.
47:06You play well.
47:11What is it, gentlemen?
47:13It's about the way to beat Kicki.
47:15Speak quietly, all right?
47:18All right.
47:32Alibabo, shall we do something about it?
47:36We have no choice.
47:38Kicki!
47:40What?
47:42I've made a deal with Ciamcia that you won't let the chick out of your breath.
47:44What have you made a deal about?
47:45You're underestimating me, Zasempa.
47:48Four!
47:56Zasempa, do you still have that motorbike?
48:00You know what?
48:02You can have it until...
48:04noon.
48:06All right.
48:08Play?
48:10Are you crazy?
48:12Zenek, what is it?
48:14You know what, Ciamcia?
48:16You're right, I've got my heel too.
48:41Good morning, Alibabo.
48:43Good morning.
48:49I think the water has stopped flowing.
48:52Has it?
48:54It has.
49:01So it has.
49:03Good, Kicki, very good.
49:05What do you say, Schleier?
49:07I thought you wanted to take a shower.
49:10No, I've got time.
49:12Do you know what this secret is, Kicki?
49:14A secret.
49:16Do you know or not?
49:18Well, I...
49:20I don't sell my methods, really.
49:23I didn't even mean to.
49:25I'm not going to meet them at all.
49:27You'll meet them now.
49:37Kicki!
49:39Methods first!
49:41What?
49:43Methods!
49:45Only high school students can sell you methods.
49:47I can give you a contact.
49:49Who's that?
49:51Wontwórz!
49:53Go to the former champion!
49:58Wontwórz?
50:00He's a lunatic, he writes poems.
50:02He's got a typical boxing injury.
50:06Let's go.
50:36Come on.
50:37Let's go.
50:38Let's go.
51:05Your cousin is selling an old javelin.
51:06We'll buy it back for you.
51:18The most important thing is that we have a contact.
51:20Monidła, stawidła, straszydła,
51:23kropidła, kadzidła, mydła, liczydła, pachnidła.
51:27Powidła, mazidła, bydła.
51:29No, no.
51:31It has to be something flying.
51:33Something exciting.
51:37Wings.
51:39What wings?
51:41A flying, striking, rhyme-to-the-nose, wings.
51:46Wings...
51:48Listen now.
51:51The sun sets,
51:53over the smoking-house,
51:55bloody.
51:57You can hear the cry of a small, un-fresh Viennese.
52:02The season is over.
52:04Farewell, glory.
52:07The boxer is lying,
52:09knocked out,
52:11on the leaves.
52:13His face is crooked, his smile pitiful.
52:16It's spring.
52:19If the fight on your fist is ugly,
52:22poetry, spread your wings.
52:27What?
52:30Hopeless?
52:32No, bravo, Wątusz.
52:34Just bravo.
52:36Why un-fresh?
52:38What un-fresh?
52:40The cry of un-fresh.
52:42What un-fresh?
52:44Un-fresh!
52:46Un-fresh.
52:48Un-fresh.
52:50They've been shouting for a long time.
52:52It's autumn.
52:54Kicki has exposed us.
52:56It's about the way.
52:58It will cost.
53:00How much?
53:02A half.
53:03What did you say, boy?
53:05You mean one and a half pack.
53:08You're happy.
53:10One and a half stick?
53:121500 zlotys?
53:14You have a flu, Wątusz.
53:16My mother has 1200 pensions.
53:18This is an elite house, boys.
53:21Her foster parents died in all fields
53:24of modern Europe.
53:26It's obligatory.
53:28Hi, Wątusz.
53:31It's free.
53:33It's free.
53:35I was in the second grade.
53:37I had four corrections in the third.
53:39And you'd like to be ready.
53:41You have to reckon with our possibilities, Wątusz.
53:44I'm sorry, but I have to feed myself.
53:46Poetry, brothers, is not boxing.
53:50And besides,
53:53I have a weakness for women lately.
53:55And it costs, too.
54:04Zasępa impressed me.
54:06Today, after years, I can say
54:08that I have never met a man
54:10who would so bravely, like a man,
54:12accept such a misfortune.
54:21Ciamcia.
54:23How do you know so many rhymes?
54:27Because...
54:30Well...
54:31I...
54:33What about you?
54:35I also write poems.
55:01So, no,
55:03the memory is still bleeding.
55:07There, every day,
55:10it remains.
55:14Today, my only rock.
55:20Although time, like a river,
55:23like a river, flows,
55:27carrying the past,
55:29those days,
55:32Although time, like a river,
55:35like a river, flows,
55:39carrying the past,
55:41those days,
56:01those days,
56:03those days.