Dumb People On The Internet. SSSNIPERWOLF
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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02And today we are checking out some people who did some dumb things on the internet.
00:06A reason 984,000 I will never be an aesthetic girl.
00:10Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
00:12I do be doing that too.
00:13When there's an ice cube that is a little too large for the bottle opening,
00:18you know what you're gonna do?
00:19You're gonna slam it in.
00:21You know, she just slammed a little too aggressively.
00:23In this case, you're supposed to like leave it on top and like wait for it to melt,
00:27and it'll just like slip inside.
00:29It's a thick little sphere.
00:30Sometimes you want your drinky drink now.
00:32I ain't trying to wait for this to melt.
00:34The ice is still salvageable.
00:35Put it in another cup.
00:36This dude tried to rob a bank with a butcher knife.
00:39The teller is even laughing like, bro, get a load of this guy.
00:44What are you gonna do, chop some vegetables if we don't give you the money?
00:48He even tried to break the glass with a knife.
00:50Just pointing it there like, look what I have.
00:52I'm not afraid to slice some cucumbers with it.
00:54She ain't even threatened.
00:56Get this dude out of here.
00:57We ain't even gonna bother calling the cops.
00:58Sorry, this is only intimidating to vegetables.
01:01Forgot the dang water.
01:02What was he trying to cook?
01:04Hold on a second.
01:04Oh, that was ramen noodles?
01:06Okay, there's so much to unpack here.
01:07Let me get this straight.
01:08You tried microwaving some dry noodles in a plastic bowl.
01:13They don't even look like noodles anymore.
01:15It looks like those metal sponges you use to clean your pans.
01:18How long you microwave that for?
01:19Y'all added an extra zero?
01:2120 minutes instead of two minutes?
01:22Them noodles are cooked.
01:24This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard on the internet.
01:28Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon.
01:35$12 will get you 100 plastic pennies.
01:40Now I'm surprised it's all five-star reviews.
01:42Classroom quality.
01:44These work amazing for my classroom and the quality is great.
01:47Great for teaching aid.
01:49They're more realistic than others I've seen.
01:52They make great math manipulatives.
01:54You know, for the low price of $1.
01:57You could go to the bank and get 100 real pennies.
02:00Or are kids gonna steal those?
02:02It doesn't get more realistic than a real penny.
02:05But y'all are here paying over 10 times the amount to get a plastic penny.
02:11It is scary that a math teacher did not realize this.
02:15Like, oh let me spend $12 on 100 pennies.
02:17My guy, the math is not math thing.
02:20I could teach calculus but not common sense.
02:24When you forget about physics.
02:27Ooh.
02:28Ugh.
02:29This is literally painful to watch.
02:31It's like she did it on purpose.
02:32It's like she knew, she knew that was gonna happen.
02:34She was just like, oh, you know what?
02:36Ugh, sucks but not my problem.
02:39Yeah, my workout's done for the day.
02:42I'ma head out.
02:43Also, why is there glass there?
02:44Low-key, the gym's fault for putting something that can flap back into a glass wall.
02:50That's so stupid.
02:51Okay, before I even watch this video,
02:55What's it called? Bluebell?
02:56Babybel.
02:57On a tortilla, I'ma stop you there.
02:59Pack your stuff and leave.
03:00I don't even wanna see this.
03:01There's no way you're gonna melt that onto a tortilla.
03:03That is...
03:04Ah!
03:07She melted it with a shelf.
03:08Man, that is wax.
03:09You made a quesadilla out of cheese and wax.
03:12There ain't no way.
03:13Also, I ain't never seen anybody melt this cheese either.
03:16It is meant to be eaten cold out of the fridge.
03:18This is a crime committed.
03:21Ladies pool day.
03:22We're gonna bake outside in the sun with some fishnet on.
03:26What's the worst that could happen?
03:27I mean, the middle one was kind of asking for it.
03:29You walked outside with the strappy straps,
03:31like some cold cuts ready to be sliced up.
03:34You simply cannot tan in something with holes.
03:36Them UV rays will get you.
03:38If you're gonna wear something like this,
03:39you have to like spray on the sunscreen before you put it on,
03:43so you don't end up looking like a five-minute craft hack.
03:46She was pretending to drink her drink.
03:48Look how much was dripping down her chin.
03:49Okay, I thought she was at least drinking some of it, but...
03:51The entire drink slipped down her chin and into the other cup.
03:56If your friend wasn't there to collect the droplets streaming down your chin,
04:01where is that all gonna end up?
04:02In your lap?
04:03This is just so stupid.
04:05It's like chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
04:07And then your friend looks down and it looks like you pissed yourself.
04:09Who are you trying to impress?
04:10Like, if you don't want to drink the drink, don't drink it.
04:12If somebody's trying to make you do a shot,
04:14you pretend to drink it and then you're just like...
04:17F*** up the car.
04:18What did you just do?
04:20Jessica, it's 10 cents a liter cheaper to use petrol instead of diesel.
04:23It's a diesel car.
04:24That's a suggestion.
04:25What are you talking about?
04:26What do you mean it's a suggestion?
04:28Pretend I'm a truck?
04:29I need diesel.
04:30No, I'm gonna use regular gas.
04:32It's cheaper, but I am literally allergic to regular gas.
04:35I'll just...
04:36Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
04:37It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
04:40What's gonna happen?
04:41Like, seriously?
04:42Watch.
04:43Just watch.
04:43I can't believe this is real.
04:44You didn't actually do that.
04:47Oh, no.
04:48Prime example of, I told you so.
04:50I literally told you what would happen.
04:52You know, little Billy is allergic to cheese.
04:54It's okay.
04:55Give him a mozzarella stick.
04:56Billy explodes.
04:57Put on the bathroom.
04:58I can't show that.
04:59My sister says one of the funniest things I've ever done is put regular gas in a Ferrari.
05:04See, that's a suggestion.
05:06It wasn't even my Ferrari.
05:07I didn't want to pay for premium.
05:08Y'all seen those videos where every friend comes in from the friend group
05:11with a special drink that they concocted for the evening?
05:14Okay, here's Ashley with a margarita.
05:16Suh.
05:18Well, there goes half of them.
05:19How did that even happen?
05:20I feel like she didn't even spin that aggressively.
05:22Physics is not your friend.
05:24Half of them already fell, and then she continued to spin.
05:27Uh-oh, they're falling, but I'm going to finish my spin before I put them down, okay?
05:31Okay, you're watching this woman on the security camera.
05:33Open this freezer.
05:34Oh, wait.
05:35Wait, they don't open like that.
05:36Didn't she just lift it up a second ago?
05:38Wait a second, I didn't even know they could slide open like that.
05:40She just literally lifted it up.
05:41This cannot end well.
05:43Yeah, no, I want this one right here.
05:45What happened?
05:47Yeah, let me just kick it to the side a few inches.
05:50Maybe no one will notice while I finish shopping.
05:53I don't like this one.
05:54I'm going to put it back and get another one.
05:56All right, grandpa, let's go.
05:58A poor employee is trying to figure out what happened.
06:00I swear I didn't touch it.
06:01I didn't do nothing.
06:02It just broke while I was browsing for snacks.
06:05The kicking it to the side and to go on about my day like nothing happened is crazy.
06:10The way she was so locked in trying to find the right one.
06:13Yeah, we're not even going to call anybody.
06:15Let somebody else step in it.
06:16That's the store's problem.
06:18I thought I had 200 IQ.
06:20I figured that this would like make the perfect sandwich,
06:24but now I'm realizing that I combined it together and it's jelly jelly and peanut butter peanut butter.
06:29No, you did it wrong.
06:32This was an oversight.
06:33I figured that this would like make the perfect sandwich,
06:37but now I'm realizing that I combined it together and it's jelly jelly.
06:41I just wanted a peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly,
06:43not the peanut peanut jelly jelly.
06:45You could literally flip the bread or just do it like a regular peanut butter, bro.
06:49Thought he had a genius idea.
06:51Cut it in half and then fold it again.
06:53That's how you fix it, right?
06:54Not us thinking we got the $1 margaritas.
06:57What place has a $1 margarita?
06:59What are you talking about?
07:00Oh, I guess a $7.50 margarita.
07:03Some are even $8.50.
07:05You know, at least it's funny when the check comes and they're not actually $1.
07:08Like in what universe did you think a margarita was $1?
07:13Tesla with a broken wing.
07:14Oh no, so sad.
07:22You know, you weren't gonna notice that a whole door was open while driving.
07:27Not the constant beeping, not the breeze coming in,
07:30but actually smashing into a bus.
07:32Oh, oopsie.
07:33You know, just because it can drive itself doesn't mean it won't crash.
07:36If a door is open, the car is gonna tell you.
07:38The car is literally gonna scream.
07:42Bro is cutting this manually.
07:48Literally put the battery in.
07:52Oh, look how much faster it is.
07:54Wow.
07:55When you get paid by the hour and not per job.
07:58The goal is to take as long as possible and then get paid as much as possible, right?
08:03Dang, I wonder why I got sunburned.
08:05I put sunscreen on.
08:06The sunscreen in question.
08:08What did you do this morning, Lonnie?
08:09I put sunscreen on myself.
08:11I did this.
08:13And then I did this.
08:15And I didn't get there.
08:18Right here.
08:19This is exactly why you need somebody to rub sunscreen on your back.
08:23Do not be afraid to ask the bros for help or this will happen.
08:27This is literally painful to watch.
08:28A brand new Mercedes.
08:30We're gonna wash the outside.
08:31The inside is a little dirty too.
08:32So vacuum it.
08:33No, it's not good enough.
08:35You spray the whole thing down.
08:36Like what, did you commit a murder?
08:37Are you trying to wash away the evidence?
08:40Or are you stupid?
08:42When you forget one crucial element of straining bone broth.
08:50Girl, bye.
08:53That's awful.
08:55Okay, bone broth takes literally hours to make.
08:58And they forgot to put a bowl under to get the broth.
09:01But it's like, if you're so in the habit of straining pasta and letting the pasta water go through,
09:07sometimes you don't think.
09:08It's like, oh, I have to strain the pasta.
09:10So you just pour it down.
09:11But when you're making bone broth, you're just like, oh, I forgot to put the bowl.
09:14The way I would scoop the precious bone broth right out of the sink,
09:17I would be so upset.
09:26How did you not see that?
09:28There's like a huge pile of sand.
09:34Yo, bro thought it was a cloud.
09:35Oh, I could just go right through it, right?
09:37I may be playing too much GTA.
09:39What's the worst that can happen?
09:40The car is just gonna go like and then go back to normal.
09:42Yeah, not in real life.
09:44It's like he was on course and then he was like, okay, let me go towards that.
09:46Maybe I'll like catch some air.
09:48First day on the job.
09:49He's just trying to do like the walk flip.
09:51How many tries is it going to take?
09:53A lot of noodles have suffered for this.
09:58Flip attempt number 78.
10:00If after all these noodles, you still can't get it,
10:02I think it's time to get another job.
10:04Clearly the same working out.
10:05But anyways, that's all for today.
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