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00:00if you're like homeless why don't you just buy a house and stop being homeless
00:04hello friends it's me and today we are reacting to generation hope
00:08some of these videos it's like dark man but more controversial like
00:13evil wife leaves dog in a hot car to die wife cheats on billionaire with 40 guys
00:20i don't know if these videos are giving this generation any hope especially this one
00:25oh my back what's going on hey shut up you're ruining our tiktok
00:31tiktok girls dance on top of homeless man they instantly regret it
00:36what is he gonna end up being a billionaire or something i don't know let's watch and find out
00:42okay remember just like how i practice ready yeah trust me i stayed up all night yesterday
00:46making sure i learned all the moves you stayed up all night to learn a tiktok dance i ain't
00:51no charlie d'amelio but it literally takes me somebody who does not know how to dance
00:56like 15 minutes tops to learn the gist of it
01:02emily what are you doing yeah emily you idiot what was that oh now i'm angry i need to find
01:08a homeless man and step on him to quell my anger that's not the right move you just show your butt
01:13more or else we're not gonna get as many views whoa look at the other girl real quick doing it
01:18focus on her yes girl give us nothing giving me the energy of an amazon envelope oh i like that
01:26we're definitely get a million views this time can't we we're gonna be so famous and rich everyone
01:31in school is gonna be so jealous of us i can't wait to see the look on their faces by the way
01:35i saw this really cool van that's right over there i thought we could dance in front of it
01:38okay go check it out yeah you live in california it's beautiful why would you go in front of a van
01:45is that a homeless creature sleeping in front of it oh my god you're right i thought it was a pile
01:49of trash someone just threw on the street whoa it's california there's a ton of homeless people
01:54everywhere some of them are homeless by choice i hate these homeless things they just ruin
01:59everything like can they just leave us alone if you're like homeless why don't you just
02:04buy a house and stop being homeless there's no way she legit just said that why be homeless
02:11when you could just buy a house wow congratulations emily's friend you solved world homelessness
02:18it is that easy yeah if you have a broken bone just fix it you have no money just make more
02:25oh you're blind why don't you just open your eyes and see stupid get this woman the nobel prize
02:30there's a lot of homeless people that like want to fight this dude minding his own business taking
02:34a nap but emily i think you're forgetting these homeless creatures are homeless because they're
02:39stupid and lazy like just sign up for college and stop being stupid see what i said it's so easy
02:44says the girl who can't even get the tiktok dance right imagine that being your only responsibility
02:48for the day i had to get up i had to go outside i had to film a tiktok dance and then i got an
02:53iced coffee life is so hard what are we gonna do now this thing is in the middle of our dance spot
02:59do we just ask it to move i mean i don't really know homeless language they didn't really teach
03:05us that in school yeah i don't really know homeless language either homeless language girl
03:09i don't think they taught you anything but i don't think we should get anywhere near it we
03:13could catch some of its diseases and then we wouldn't be able to sleep with a bunch of guys
03:19no that last line is wild and then we wouldn't be able to sleep with a bunch of guys i hope we
03:25don't get any diseases from that homeless thing so we don't spread it to the entire fraternity of
03:31i was like the wildest thing i've ever seen in one of these videos bro i'm speechless this should
03:36wake it up great idea emily you're a genius plus we can wash some of that dirt off its face
03:44my beautiful eyes are hurting from just staring at it keep spraying it and i can take a picture
03:48and post it to instagram yeah and let's use hashtag helping the homeless look guys i'm being
03:53so nice i'm giving him a bath this is like if dar man was brain rot oh get it show him what you got
03:59show your butt once we can get more likes
04:04perfect girl show your butt while you're abusing the homeless man
04:07yeah girl get it if you did this in real life you would be canceled immediately you know it's
04:12painful to think that there's actual people in the world that we live in like this oh my god
04:17these are amazing you can really see my amazing figure yeah but that thing is still sleeping
04:23there how do we get it out of here it's like they're indestructible like some kind of giant
04:27homeless cockroach oh looks like the thing because there's no choice but to film the tiktok
04:31on top of him yep we tried our best i was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt from the
04:37beginning clip like oh maybe they were giving him a little massage you know sometimes i step on my
04:42friend's back to like crack their back but no there's like a whole other side of the van and
04:46of all the places to shoot a tiktok in california no production quality is higher than shooting a
04:52tiktok in front of a van specifically that this homeless man is sleeping next to the perfect
04:57location if my life was at stake and you threaten me and ask me name a background of a charlie
05:03d'amelio dance i don't know or addison ray who else does dance tiktoks if you ask me to name
05:09their background i would obviously like bedroom or like white wall behind them i don't know
05:13somebody cares about the background of a dance video like people want to see the dance you know
05:17i thought the whole focus of this video was emily's booty and not the van that's such horrible lighting
05:23squishy and smelly why is it making that sound let's just get this ticked on as soon as possible
05:27let me put a slime sound effect that's definitely not human if you go step on somebody and it's
05:32gonna make these sounds so squishy and yeah let's just get this ticked on as soon as possible yeah
05:37unless he's like decomposing oh oh my back what's going on hey shut up you're ruining our tiktok
05:46you take what get off of me you're hurting me you're ticked what oh they're done for
05:53be quiet or else you won't be able to use this audio with your screams in the background
05:58you are so rude we could have gotten hurt you know yeah don't you ever think about others think
06:03about others hurting you you were the ones that are on top of me and hurting my back
06:07you wouldn't move we tried so many things to wake you up but you wouldn't
06:11we tried so many things we literally poured water on you we took pictures pouring water on
06:17you look we have proof we even stood looking down on you and said that you should just get a house
06:24very loudly and like that didn't work i didn't know what else to do let's just stomp on the man
06:29next so just like that you decided to dance on top of me i mean we tried to we ran out of ideas
06:35sorry like they only have like three brain cells together combined i mean we're only human
06:43what about me i'm human too uh no you need a job and a house to be human
06:51where did these requirements come from y'all heard emily here you don't have a job and you
06:55don't have a house you're not human then what are they they were quick to play victim i'm only human
07:01i make mistakes everybody makes mistakes this whole thing is just unbelievable and you just
07:06smell nice and look good and what was the last time you even went to the gym you fat rat
07:12do you hear yourselves talking did your parents ever teach you anything about life that's how i
07:17imagine rich ipad kids to be like mommy dad never raised them american express did just take my
07:22card buy whatever you want just leave me alone you just smell nice and look good and what was
07:27the last time you even went to the gym you fat rat oh if smelling nice and going to the gym was a
07:33requirement to be human that literally cuts out half the population sorry guys you don't qualify
07:38as human things don't make you human everyone born on this earth is a human being no matter
07:46how they look no matter what clothes they wear what car they drive how much money they make wait
07:53a second i need to add something if they don't have a car they're also not human according
07:57to these idiots logics we are all human beings and we should treat each other respectfully we
08:03need to be kind and protect one another didn't your parents teach you to not be homeless come
08:10on emily let's go make tiktoks money and fame here we come yeah money and fame is what makes
08:15people treat you respectfully that was the craziest mindset i've ever heard i mean you
08:19should not look up to somebody based on how much money they have and how famous they are like you
08:23look up to people who do good things and that you want to be like that was amazing we're getting
08:32so good at this yeah thank god there are no more homeless things here they would have totally ruined
08:37the mood hello girls my name's oliver uh-oh you by any chance professional dancers bro has literally
08:45never seen a dancer in his life if he thinks that's professional i guess any teenager with a
08:49tripod and an iphone is a professional dancer these days oh my god hi oliver and no not really
08:55but thank you we could definitely be if we really wanted to though yeah dancing takes like no skill
09:00you just have to look hot while you move to the beat you definitely have the hot part down
09:04you look hot too what is that suit tom ford actually it is you look like a girl with expensive
09:09taste yeah she is she only dates hot tall rich guys this is like the most unrealistic conversation
09:17i have ever heard like it's like if you ask chad gpt write an interaction between a rich guy and a
09:23cocky tiktoker wannabe i guess everybody looking for a man in finance these days six five blue eyes
09:29come back to my mansion i bet you can get a lot of those tiktok dances down there i'm sorry we can't
09:34we'll be back at our parents house in 20 minutes come on i'm sure they won't mind you hanging out
09:39with a handsome rich guy like me also i have a lot of alcohol we can party all night long sorry we're
09:45still 18 so we're not allowed to drink yet oh that's where they draw the line with morals oh yeah
09:51we're good kids we're not gonna hang out with some stranger we just met you know even if he has
09:56alcohol but we will stomp all up on some homeless guy don't worry about that it would be our little
10:03secret whoa you don't tell anyone besides you look like girls that like to get into a little bit of
10:08trouble why don't you just back off and leave us alone oh listen here you little brat now we can
10:13either do this the easy way or the hard way whoa what is that bro doesn't he have a knife brought a
10:21bottle opener nothing more threatening than a bottle opener to bring you back to my house
10:26believe me i like it much better the hard way please don't hurt her i won't yell anymore
10:32that's more like it whoa listen to daddy listen to daddy this guy also looks like he does pov
10:41like the one guy that you know who i'm talking about with the blue eyes like come here kitten
10:46this guy sorry babe this is embarrassing i haven't shaved don't worry brave you know i like to braid
10:51it yeah don't worry he's harmless he's just gonna bring you back to his house and braid it my car's
10:56parked around the corner she's tried so hard not to laugh with me i'll take you back to my place
11:02six other guys waiting for us we're gonna have a lot of fun together what are you gonna do let's
11:08just say we're gonna take turns being your partners i'm not talking about dancing i need
11:14to go back to a dar man video after this this is literally like x-rated dar man i can't do this no
11:19more oh nice thank you so much sir you saved our lives don't worry about it i'm sure you girls
11:29would have done the same thing oh that's bold of you to assume really don't think they would have
11:34done the same now i think he graduated to human status because he did them a solid no we wouldn't
11:40have oh i remember you you're the homeless man that we danced on top of yesterday you're so
11:46sorry at least they're honest you were so mean to you and yet you decided to help us even though
11:50you have every right not to you put your life in danger for us so what happened to the dude that
11:54got k.o'd is he dead they just left him there ah i remember now you're the tiktok girls he must
12:02have been through some traumatizing things for him to forget that two tiktok girls were dancing
12:08on him the other day not the other day yesterday it hasn't even been 24 hours like oh it's you
12:13again yeah i almost forgot that happened it goes on about his day see the thing is girls the world
12:20is a harsh place so we need to help each other no matter what we all make mistakes but that doesn't
12:28mean we don't deserve to be safe i know because i've made a ton of mistakes in my life at the end
12:35of the day we're all human every human needs to be treated with respect and kindness ah it all
12:44makes sense now everybody is human some just wear a cockroach disguise like they're learning this for
12:50the very first time thank you so much how can we ever repay you for saving our lives by paying it
12:56forward help as many people as you can no matter what they look like no matter what clothes they
13:02wear imagine if he said you can help me by coming back to my place plot twist how much money they
13:07have and of course whether they have a house or not i promise that we will wow that was so beautiful
13:14and epic and life-changing wow all right let me know if you guys like this or if i should react
13:20to more of these videos or we should just stick to dar man but anyways that's all for today i hope
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