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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02What a beautiful day today to watch some cringy TikToks.
00:05I'm absolutely okay with being the bad guy in your story because you're in mine.
00:12Is she all right?
00:13What is that?
00:14I wonder if she did multiple takes or this or she got it on the first try.
00:17Yep, there was already some on the countertop.
00:19This was at least her second try.
00:21I don't think you're the bad guy.
00:22You're just a little...
00:25Times are tough, anything for views these days.
00:27Who's watching this?
00:38I just imagine three-year-olds drooling all over their iPad,
00:41laughing hysterically at this woman.
00:44POV, I thought I was a mermaid.
00:47It's like you have your own little sauna, your own little pub.
00:57You know, when you hear your upstairs neighbor making all that sound
01:00in the middle of the night, it's probably this.
01:02Oh wait, this is the same person that smeared Shrek.
01:06Is it for attention or is it a cry for help?
01:08I genuinely do not know,
01:10but I do know you're probably not getting your security deposit back.
01:13When I see this dude's face, I know it's gonna be bad.
01:16Mentally prepare yourself.
01:17Take a deep breath.
01:20Sorry babe, this is embarrassing.
01:23I haven't shaved.
01:24I don't know if I want to play the rest of this.
01:26Don't worry, babe.
01:27Licks lips.
01:28You know I like to braid it.
01:30Braid what?
01:31How long have you not shaved for?
01:32How many years has it been?
01:35Boo brought a prop.
01:36Okay, this is getting out of hand.
01:38You know, the eye contact while he braids it.
01:41You know, I really hope that's from my head.
01:42That's the only hair you'd be braiding.
01:44I can't believe somebody made a coochie braiding POV.
01:47Not cringe, I'm just shocked.
01:49I found another POV.
01:50A vampire.
01:51We're gonna watch it together.
01:53What would you do if you stumbled upon a vampire's lair?
01:56Bro really spawned like an NPC character.
02:00What would you do if you stumbled upon a vampire's lair?
02:03Leave.
02:04And instead of killing you...
02:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about killing?
02:09I'm leaving.
02:10Literally right now.
02:11They decided they want to keep you forever.
02:13What?
02:14No.
02:18Please don't do that again.
02:19I'm on my way out.
02:20Would you stay?
02:21No!
02:22You literally thought about killing me,
02:24and then you're talking about keeping me?
02:26Keeping me where?
02:27Y'all don't even have wi-fi here.
02:29Would you run?
02:30Yeah.
02:32Would you remain to become the undead?
02:34No!
02:35I'm running.
02:39I'm so glad I'm not listening to this on my phone.
02:42Sir, please.
02:43I could smell your last meal.
02:44Make your choice.
02:48I would literally be out the door.
02:50I'm running, and you're still talking here.
02:53Why does he keep giving me that look?
02:58Interesting.
03:00I was hoping you would say that.
03:03Definitely an NPC side quest character.
03:05Gapping the same lines over and over and over again.
03:09To every traveler he encounters.
03:11Come with me.
03:13No, I'm literally gone.
03:14You're talking to yourself at this point.
03:16That I truly want to show you.
03:19Well, I don't want to see it.
03:20I've seen enough.
03:22I was honestly kind of fun.
03:23It's like an RPG IRL.
03:25See on Wattpad, this would be a different story.
03:27But when you translate it to real life in TikTok form,
03:30it's silly and goofy.
03:32Just freaking great.
03:33I tried to reheat my dinner by putting it on my PC,
03:36because it was running hot.
03:38Now my computer won't start,
03:39and it's soggy and cold now.
03:41Just more bad news as usual.
03:44My guy!
03:45Y'all don't have a microwave?
03:46Well, the PC was hot,
03:47so I figured I'd just give it a little sizzle.
03:49I refuse to believe that somebody thought this would work.
03:52My toilet seat is also heated.
03:54Should I just slap some chicken nuggets on the rim,
03:56and wait for them to cook?
04:01Excuse me.
04:05I didn't mean to.
04:07Nice.
04:08Excuse me.
04:12Wow, so sugoi kawaii.
04:14You know, before even starting this video,
04:19I'm gonna assume this group of moms are at a Taylor Swift concert.
04:24I think the glitter kind of gives it away.
04:26All right, what do Swifties have to complain about these days?
04:44I'm sorry.
04:45I did not expect this,
04:46and I made way too much fire.
04:47We got roped off.
04:49I just don't get it.
04:50I have been to many, many, many, many concerts.
04:53You are in GA.
04:55General admission.
04:56That is where everybody stands.
04:57If you paid more for your ticket,
04:59it's because you bought a resale ticket.
05:01First of all, that's your fault.
05:02Just because you paid more for your ticket,
05:04doesn't mean that you should get a better spot.
05:07I mean it should,
05:07but general admission tickets are all the same.
05:10The show hasn't even started.
05:11Y'all are still waiting.
05:12Y'all are gonna regret getting general admission as soon as the show starts,
05:15when everybody starts pushing, shoving, screaming.
05:18That's just what people do.
05:20That's why people get general admission,
05:22so they can be closest to the stage as possible.
05:23It is basically a free-for-all,
05:25like you can just like push to the front.
05:27People who are seasoned concert goers will not let you push.
05:30They will hold their ground,
05:31give you a dirty look,
05:32possibly push back.
05:34There's no natural magic here.
05:37They're not VIP.
05:39They are not VIP.
05:40They paid $300 less for their ticket,
05:42and they're walking in front of us.
05:45How do you know how much they paid for their ticket?
05:47These people got in front of us.
05:49I'm gonna film an angry TikTok and post it on the internet,
05:52like grow up.
05:52Push them back.
05:53They'll be caring way too much about this.
05:55Pardon my energy,
05:56I'm currently going through a healing era,
05:59and I'm singing.
06:02I don't know about a healing era.
06:04Looks like a psychopath murdered Shrek,
06:06and is bathing in his swamp juice.
06:08I am actually afraid.
06:10ЁЯО╡
06:17It's over.
06:18She flossed that coochie to fatality.
06:34Only girls understand.
06:35You know when you floss so hard it makes your gums bleed?
06:37Same idea.
06:38And I feel like sometimes you gotta do things like this,
06:40to make sure you're not just the NPC.
06:42Like we do have free will.
06:44Let's abuse it.
06:45I'm hungry.
06:52Thank you Austin for subscribing.
06:53I love you.
06:54I hope you enjoy.
06:56Please stop eating me.
06:57I'm hungry.
07:00Yeah I'd be hungry too if I...
07:02Some air.
07:03Go eat some real food.
07:04This has got to be the most brain rot activity
07:07you can possibly do.
07:08Besides brain dead scrolling through TikTok for hours,
07:11people literally live stream doing this for hours.
07:14I feel like they need to conduct a test on which will cause a higher level of brain rot.
07:19When you ask your waiter for a picture and he does this.
07:24Does he know he's recording a video?
07:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:31What's all that?
07:33What's all this?
07:44Oh we gotta get the back of the head shot.
07:46Oh the view, wow.
07:48You know gotta get it all.
07:49Bro I just wanted a picture, not a tea time montage.
07:56Bro does all his edits and effects.
07:58That's actually ridiculous.
08:00I just wanted a picture, say less.
08:02Want to see the cringiest most cute thing ever?
08:04This is called a love surge.
08:06And we do this when one of us has like so much love in our limbs
08:09that we can't contain it and feel like we're gonna explode.
08:11So Sean is having a love surge right now.
08:14Yeah I think he might explode and I don't think that's allowed on YouTube.
08:17And he's gonna wrap around me and shake with the electricity of love
08:21until I catch it too and start shaking and then you explode with a love surge.
08:27Ah I feel so much better.
08:29Don't you?
08:30Thank you.
08:30You're welcome.
08:31And that's the love surge.
08:33Yeah I hate it.
08:34Why can't y'all just hug it out like normal people?
08:36Maybe kiss.
08:37This is not something you post on the internet.
08:40Like y'all literally start shaking from the love.
08:43What if you're single and have a love surge?
08:45I have nobody to hold me right now.
08:46I'm just gonna explode.
08:48My brains splatter all over the screen because I have nobody to hold.
08:52This is silly.
08:54This dude has posing syndrome.
08:56What's posing syndrome?
08:57Ice shake espresso?
08:59I'll take a D double.
09:02Are you good?
09:03Double biceps.
09:05And flashes everybody.
09:07See if I did that, I would go to jail.
09:09Sorry I got posing syndrome.
09:11You literally cannot go back to that coffee shop ever again.
09:14She's on a public subway and just tapping people.
09:20Nobody wants to fist bump you on the subway while you record a TikTok.
09:23Ew.
09:24A high five on a subway?
09:26I avoid high fives and handshakes at all costs.
09:30So many people have like come up to me and like tried to shake my hand and I'm just like...
09:36Or they'll like stick out their hand and I'll just like fist bump it.
09:38I'll fist bump you but I'm not shaking anybody's hand.
09:41I don't know where it's been.
09:43I've seen dudes breach into their pants and scratch their balls in public.
09:47You want me to shake that?
09:49Why is she going to random people on the subway?
09:52Ask it for handshakes and oh now cut to this guy dancing.
09:56You know people are just trying to get home.
09:58Are they part of the same group?
09:59That was quite the transition.
10:01POV you're waiting in line at 7-Eleven behind the anime couple.
10:05Poki I'm shy.
10:07I'm too shy.
10:09Just think about our love.
10:10It's more than the amount of grains of sand on the planet Alderath.
10:15I love you more than Hiddle Kitty loves cats.
10:18That's impossible.
10:20You actually mean that though?
10:22Yeah.
10:22Purr purr.
10:23Haha.
10:26Ah I feel like they're looking at us.
10:34You know maybe it's just me
10:35but when you're like so comfortable with somebody and love somebody very much,
10:39you kind of act like a goofy little idiot like this.
10:42If you're gonna do it at home without setting up a tripod and recording yourself,
10:46like that's fine.
10:47Go ahead.
10:48We recognize true love.
10:50And you know what Poki?
10:53They'll never have one here.
10:54Wait.
10:55We have.
10:57I feel like I have to guard you.
10:59Seriously.
11:00Oh no they're gonna have a love surge.
11:06Wouldn't it be totally segoy if they just exploded?
11:12Is everyone in Ohio?
11:14Shut the f*** up.
11:17Gotta let him know.
11:18But anyways that's all for today.
11:20I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
11:22Comment below which one was the worst one.
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11:27I hope you guys enjoyed.
11:28Thanks for watching.
11:29Bye guys.