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00:00Mr. Peevely! Mr. Peevely, look! It's working!
00:08Botch, can't you see I'm working?
00:10Botch! Help! The aliens are attacking! A galactic invasion! The Martians are attacking!
00:20Where are the Martians, Mr. Peevely? Where? Where?
00:23Forget the Martians, Botch! What are you doing in this stupid disguise?
00:27I just invented that, Mr. Peevely. I call it the Super-Ear.
00:31The Super-Ear?
00:33Yes, so I can hear the whole zoo.
00:35Well, and?
00:36That means I can listen to these three behind-the-scenes bears at any time.
00:39Are you sure about that?
00:41I'm sure, I'm sure.
00:42Oh, oh, I hear something.
00:44You hear what? What can you hear?
00:45I hear it loud and clear.
00:46What do you hear, Botch?
00:47I hear rolling coconuts.
00:49Rolling coconuts?
00:51Listen, you giant nut! Get out of here before I get really uncomfortable again!
00:59That was a great throw.
01:00Yes, a perfect hit.
01:02Thanks for the applause. Here's the new champion.
01:06Don't overdo it. The match isn't over yet. Put the cones back on. Come on!
01:11I only have six arms. It won't go faster.
01:14And here comes another master throw.
01:18Oh, oh, I've got it right in my ear. I can hear it. I can clearly hear a coconut.
01:24I think the bears are up to something again.
01:26And if I catch them, I'll definitely be promoted.
01:48So, don't yell. Help, help, here come the bears. Help, help, here come the bears. Help, help, here come the bears.
01:55Let's play.
02:04So, don't yell. Help, help, here come the bears. Help, help, here come the bears. Help, help, here come the bears.
02:12Let's play.
02:13Now, it's the Hare Bear Bunch!
02:18The Hare Bear Bunch
02:23Now, it's a tie. Does anyone want to make a bet with me, who will win?
02:29Oh, that's Botch. If he sees what we're doing here, he'll drive us into the Alaska Forest.
02:33Here, look who's coming.
02:34Don't bother me now. You see, I'm busy.
02:37Nobody moves.
02:39Let's get out of here.
02:42Stop, stop.
02:44Where is Mr. Peevely? Stay still or I'll shoot.
02:46All right, you didn't want it any other way.
02:53Botch, what's going on here?
02:58Mr. Peevely, stop it.
03:00The bears are to blame for everything, Mr. Peevely. It was the bears.
03:03The bears? I don't see any bears.
03:06All I see is you with your stupid super-ear.
03:09Ouch!
03:11Now, quickly, boys, into the cave.
03:15Was that you, Mr. Peevely?
03:16Yes, you can say that.
03:18If it wasn't for that stupid Botch...
03:20Hello, friends.
03:22What does the King of the Animals want with us?
03:24He's hiding from the Queen.
03:26What's going on with you? You're totally done for.
03:29What was that Peevely again?
03:31He's always after us.
03:33He seems to have nothing better to do than to hunt us.
03:35If he had a wife like me, he'd have other worries.
03:38Where are you running off to again?
03:40There she comes. I'm getting out of here.
03:43Oh, man, I'm sorry.
03:45With that Xanthippe by his side, he really doesn't have an easy life.
03:49You're absolutely right.
03:51Wait, wait, I remember something.
03:54What if Peevely also had an Xanthippe?
03:56Uh-uh, but that's not possible. She's already dead.
03:59I know that myself.
04:01We'll get him our own Xanthippe, you smart aleck.
04:04Am I hearing correctly? He called me a smart aleck?
04:06All we have to do is send his name and photo to the Club of Lonely Hearts.
04:10Ah, yes, the Club of Lonely Hearts.
04:12A very good idea.
04:14It's a club where lonely people are linked together.
04:17We don't want to link anyone to Mr. Peevely.
04:19No one can be that lonely.
04:21We've talked enough. Now we have to follow smart aleck actions.
04:24First, we get the photo from his office.
04:27Good idea, but how do we do that?
04:29I've already thought about that.
04:31We have to talk to the other animals.
04:36Well then, let's get started.
04:38Investigate the situation.
04:39All right, will be done immediately.
04:47You can start.
04:56Mr. Peevely.
04:58We have a giraffe in the house.
05:00Of course, and elephants in the basement.
05:03Now shut the door.
05:07What?
05:13Now tell me how to watch TV in peace,
05:16while you're snoring and sneezing.
05:19Help! Total power outage! I'm stuck!
05:25Here we go.
05:26We can't send such a picture to the Club of Lonely Hearts.
05:29We'll get it back right away.
05:31All right, why don't we just admit it?
05:33That's a great plan. It's a total fiasco.
05:38Now calm down.
05:40The plan isn't that bad.
05:42Who says we have to send Peevely's picture?
05:44We can send him any picture.
05:46Nobody will notice.
05:48Great idea, but which picture do we send him?
05:51One of me? Well, that was just an idea.
05:54How about a picture of Tony Tangy, the famous drummer-singer?
05:57I'm a fan of his.
05:59I happen to have some pictures of him.
06:02Doesn't he look charming?
06:05That's the solution. I think it'll be a hit.
06:08Now we just have to send the pictures and the love letter.
06:12And then we'll wait for the reply of the Lonely Hearts.
06:15So get in the bag and hurry to the mailbox.
06:19Lufthansa is on its way.
06:23Hey, tell me, what will happen
06:25when the ladies find out what Peevely really looks like?
06:28That doesn't matter at all.
06:30Where love comes in, the brain has an exit.
06:33That's how it is in life.
06:35Come on, explain it to me.
06:37I'll put it this way.
06:39If A only stretches his bow
06:41and two hearts in three quarters touch,
06:43if the moon shines and the roses bloom,
06:45if a man and a woman look into each other's eyes,
06:47they will remain a heart and a soul for the rest of their lives.
06:50I couldn't have said that, either.
06:55We sent the letter a week ago
06:57and still haven't received a reply.
06:59I'm worried.
07:00Maybe you should have sent me a picture of me.
07:02Stop it!
07:03You've talked enough.
07:05Your coffee talk is over.
07:07Coffee talk, sir?
07:09But no, sir, no.
07:11We were just thinking about how lonely life is for you here
07:14and how you could make it more pleasant.
07:16What kind of nonsense is that?
07:17You know exactly that you are not allowed to leave your cages.
07:20Yes, you are not allowed to leave your cages.
07:22I've told you before.
07:24If I need an echo, I'll look for one other than you.
07:26Now do it.
07:27Oh, look, Mr. Peevely, a lady.
07:30She's going straight to her office.
07:31What? How was that, a lady?
07:33Well, surely a fan of mine.
07:35Many people can't do without me.
07:37They are always after me like wild animals.
07:39They want autographs for hours.
07:41A lady, you say?
07:43Aha.
07:44I'm looking for a certain Eustace P. Peevely.
07:47I'm Eustace P. Peevely.
07:48Nice to meet you.
07:49What can I do for you?
07:50That must be a bad joke.
07:53I think it's not as easy as we thought.
07:56That looks more like a full-blown hit.
07:59It looks like we're not going to get rid of Peevely that easily.
08:02Don't give up, nothing's lost yet.
08:04How do I get there?
08:08For heaven's sake, what's that?
08:10Sounds like the army is coming.
08:13Are you that Peevely?
08:15That, that, that could very well be.
08:17You were my hairdresser.
08:18What's that to you?
08:19We're getting married on Friday.
08:20We're getting married on Friday.
08:22Thursday is better, I hate this waiting.
08:25Now listen to me, my dear.
08:27I'm not thinking of getting married.
08:29Do you want to deny that you're Eustace P. Peevely?
08:32Unfortunately, I can't.
08:33I don't need to know more.
08:34The wedding is on Thursday.
08:36And you call the animals immediately.
08:38Yes, sir, Madam.
08:40On the scene!
08:41Yes, sir, Madam.
08:43If I take over the command here,
08:46then this sloppiness is over.
08:48Then this place will be tidied up thoroughly.
08:50Yes, tidied up thoroughly.
08:52Who are you, anyway?
08:54Remember, before going to sleep, after dinner,
08:56don't forget to brush your teeth.
09:00Hey, you hyena.
09:01What's so funny?
09:04Nothing at all.
09:05And now all march back to your cozy houses.
09:09On the spot!
09:11On the spot!
09:13Write one behind your ears.
09:15I don't need an echo here.
09:19Well, that looks much prettier than these naked barbed wire rods.
09:23And you, you wipe your paws on it.
09:25I'll bring a couple of nice pointed caps over.
09:28Pointed caps, oh dear.
09:3048, 49, 50.
09:33And now you jump another hour.
09:35And your food will be reduced to five meals a day.
09:39This is the new wardrobe, gentlemen.
09:42In the future, something will be worn around the neck here.
09:45And I never want to see you undressed again.
09:47Do you understand me?
09:50What are you saying?
09:52You explain it to her.
09:53Oh, you understand, dear lady.
09:55His hair is his one and only.
09:57Oh, really?
09:58And if he can't do what he wants,
10:00if he wants to suffer, if he wants to be terrible,
10:02if he can't be terrible,
10:04then he's terrible.
10:06Because he's afraid, he's terrible.
10:08The discussion is over.
10:09It is done what I say.
10:11And that applies to all animals.
10:13Wasn't that your idea?
10:15Yes, and what do we get out of it now?
10:17Anger from both sides.
10:19Just be quiet.
10:20If nothing else works, the bear will help.
10:22So, the fact is that I have a plan.
10:26Let's go.
10:27And where are we going?
10:28To our friend Pivli.
10:29Does that have to be? He hates us.
10:31Believe me, if he hears my plan,
10:33he will love us dearly.
10:36Explain it to me quickly before she comes back.
10:39All right, sir. It's like this.
10:41I had the following idea.
10:43A truck is still driving back from here to Alaska today.
10:46If the future Mrs. Pivli ...
10:48Don't say that.
10:50As you wish, sir.
10:52So, if she hears that some animals intend to escape in this truck,
10:57then she will try to prevent it, right?
10:59That's right.
11:00That's right.
11:01And if by pure chance, of course,
11:04she should be trapped in this truck?
11:07Don't say anything else.
11:08If you can do that, I'll give you all the minus points.
11:11But if you fail, I'll double them.
11:13Oh, I'll triple them.
11:15You know what?
11:16It's always fun to do business with a man like you.
11:19Off to the forests of Alaska.
11:22And you're sure that these guys want to escape in the truck?
11:26The Nile Horse whispered it to me.
11:28And now, what are you going to do?
11:30You'll see.
11:31Oh yes, I'm sure of that.
11:37Ah, we get a sign.
11:38She's coming.
11:40Here we go.
11:41I hope you understood everything.
11:43Can you repeat it again?
11:46All right, from me.
11:47But please pay close attention.
11:49When she sees us here in the truck, she'll get in.
11:52And then I'll shout, OK.
11:54So you shout, OK.
11:55Yes, exactly.
11:56And then the three of us will jump out very quickly.
11:58All right.
11:59So you three jump out.
12:01Then you slam the door and lock it.
12:03Now?
12:04No, not yet.
12:05Only when she's in the truck.
12:07Attention, all men in cover.
12:09There she comes.
12:10Go, go, hurry up.
12:11Everyone to his place.
12:13Get out of the car right now.
12:15I know you're in there.
12:16No one's fleeing here.
12:17Do you understand?
12:18Now get out.
12:19Out.
12:20OK.
12:21I heard it clearly.
12:22He shouted OK.
12:25The car seems to be loaded now.
12:27So let's go.
12:31Explain to me what happened.
12:33Yes.
12:34Oh, oh.
12:35Explain to me what happened.
12:36I did what he wanted.
12:37What did you do?
12:38He shouted OK and I threw the door shut.
12:41Wait a minute.
12:42Do you mean to say the three bears are still in the truck?
12:45Well, they're not out there.
12:47Oh, oh.
12:48The three bears are trying to escape the zoo again.
12:51Nonsense.
12:52You're missing, as always, the right insight.
12:55Where should I look?
12:56I have the impression you don't understand what happened.
12:59We didn't just get rid of these three annoying bears,
13:01but also this extremely charming wooden block.
13:05Back to the office, Botch.
13:08PUNISHMENT
13:10Punishment number one.
13:11No more dinosaurs.
13:13Yes, ma'am.
13:15No more television.
13:16Yes, ma'am.
13:18And no more snacks in between.
13:20But I need my snacks.
13:21I said no snacks.
13:23No snacks.
13:24Am I wrong?
13:25We were only supposed to transport empty cages.
13:27Yes, but it all sounds very strange.
13:30Now listen carefully.
13:32Turn around and drive us back to the zoo.
13:35You're our leader.
13:36Tell us what we're supposed to do now.
13:38Fortunate on the fastest way.
13:39We just have to dig a tunnel.
13:41I know something better.
13:42We'll take the fast motorcycle.
13:44Throw on the box.
13:48All right.
13:49All men on board.
13:53And where should I go now?
13:54Straight back to the zoo.
13:56Follow these three bears.
13:58Bears?
13:59Without us, lady.
14:00We're allergic to bears.
14:02I think we'll be back for lunch in time.
14:04Uh-oh.
14:05Look back there.
14:06She's getting closer.
14:08I know a shortcut.
14:12She's catching up.
14:14Where does this shortcut lead?
14:16I just know it's a shortcut.
14:25I'm just a little fish.
14:26Why don't you just throw me back into the water so I can swim away?
14:30Mr. Peevely and I will be very happy when you're back in the zoo.
14:34That's exactly what I was afraid of.
14:37Nobody's going to help us.
14:43Believe it or not, Botch.
14:45This is the happiest day of my life.
14:47But you know it's the happiest day for me, too.
14:50Now I get my promotion.
14:52Sure.
14:53As I am today, I could promote anyone.
14:56Just imagine.
14:57Never again do I have to fight with these three bears.
15:00And as far as this future Mrs. Peevely is concerned...
15:02My dear, I'm back.
15:05And look what I brought.
15:07Hello, it's us.
15:09Your three beloved bears are back.
15:11I'm sorry, but something went wrong.
15:14A lot more things are going to go wrong.
15:17Botch, multiply your minus points.
15:20The minus points are multiplied?
15:25Wait a minute.
15:26Does that mean we have to go back to the national park?
15:29You can choose.
15:31Either the wild animals in the national park
15:33or these house dragons here.
15:35The national park.
15:36That's exactly what I expected.
15:38This is our farewell letter to Mr. Peevely.
15:40Be good and put this letter in the zoo mail.
15:43I'll take care of it.
15:45I'll miss you all.
15:46Now stop crying, my little one.
15:48The letter is getting very wet.
15:51Well, Bertha.
15:52I think we should talk a little before the wedding.
15:55The only thing I want to hear from you before the wedding
15:58is a yes.
15:59Hey, Mr. Peevely.
16:00Here's a letter for you.
16:02Oh, help!
16:03A mouse!
16:04A mouse!
16:05Let me out of here!
16:10Who would have thought?
16:12A little mouse did it.
16:14You know, Mr. Peevely.
16:16We're only happy when you're happy.
16:19Mr. Peevely, hello, Mr. Peevely.
16:20These are a few letters of response
16:22to your letter to the club of lonely hearts.
16:24Letters of response from the club of lonely hearts?
16:26I don't know anything about a club of lonely hearts.
16:29Show me.
16:30I have an idea.
16:33It must have grown on your crap.
16:36Don't judge us too quickly, Mr. Peevely.
16:38I mean, if you assume that we last week...
16:40I'll show you bears who's the boss here in the zoo.
16:43That was your last meanness.
16:45You can start with that,
16:47to work off your three times, six times,
16:49eight times minus points.
16:51They're gone.
16:52They ran away.
16:54Turn on the alarm.
16:55Close the doors.
16:56Double the guards.
16:57Close the doors immediately.
16:58Calm down, Botch.
17:00Just find the bears.
17:03Come here immediately.
17:05We'll find you.
17:06And if it takes all night?
17:09Mr. Peevely, can't we go back before I drown?
17:12No.
17:13First, these behind-the-scenes bears
17:14have to get their fair punishment.
17:16Come here immediately.
17:17Hiding won't help you.
17:19Mr. Peevely, sir.
17:20You're in your office.
17:22Where are you?
17:23In my office.
17:24Yes.
17:25I got you this time.
17:27I'll finish you.
17:28You're in the trap.
17:29Yes.
17:30Peevely.
17:31What's going on here?
17:32Oh, the zoo director.
17:35Look.
17:37The bears.
17:39Sir, let me explain.
17:41Mr. Peevely played robber and gendarme with us.
17:45Robber and gendarme?
17:47Yes, sir.
17:48With such little games,
17:50Mr. Peevely provides entertainment.
17:52I can see that.
17:54Excellent idea, Mr. Peevely.
17:56I see you run your zoo very well.
17:58You should be promoted.
18:00Oh, a promotion for me?
18:02Thank you very much, sir.
18:04Mr. Peevely is a perfect supervisor.
18:06In such uncomfortable nights,
18:08he allowed us to warm his fireplace.
18:11I allowed that?
18:12I allowed that.
18:13Excellent.
18:14As I see,
18:15you're the right man at the right place.
18:17Would you please accompany me to my garden?
18:19I'll accompany you, Mr. Zoo Director.
18:21This time you put me in,
18:23but next time I'll put you in.
18:24You can rely on that.
18:25You're annoying, asshole.
18:27Are you still there, Peevely?
18:28Yes, sir.
18:29Coming, sir.
18:30On the way, sir.
18:31I'll get these bears.
18:32And if it's the last thing I do,
18:34someday, somehow,
18:36you can count on it.
18:43THE END