Marhoom Nay Banali Kharish Ki Dawa Agha Majid Phela Mareez

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00:00Yes, Irza.

00:00Mr. Haroon, what's the matter?

00:02You're wearing eye-catching colors these days.

00:04Actually, I'm wearing it with a lot of love.

00:06Oh.

00:06Because my very dear friend,

00:08let's call him dear.

00:11Okay.

00:11My dear friend,

00:12has brought a gift for me.

00:13Wow!

00:14You can't fight with him.

00:16You can't have a better choice than this.

00:18No, no, no.

00:18Look, don't say that.

00:19He showed it to me on a video call earlier.

00:22Again?

00:23When he went to the UK,

00:25he especially brought this shirt for me.

00:28Thank you very much, Amanat.

00:29And I wish that you also wear nice clothes.

00:31You must be from a big brand, right?

00:33The shoulder shop.

00:34Yes, I'm from a big brand.

00:35Your brand.

00:37You can't wear this shirt casually.

00:38It's Ali's fat brother's shirt.

00:39Okay.

00:40You can't wear it casually.

00:41You can only wear it as a tank top.

00:42If you ever want to drink khangala syrup,

00:43let me know.

00:44Oh, God!

00:45A shirt for you?

00:46Yes.

00:47And Malaika,

00:47who you were talking to every day,

00:49you didn't get anything for her?

00:51I'll tell you the truth.

00:52I'll tell you everything.

00:53Malaika, he brought two shirts for me.

00:55He brought a perfume and a belt.

00:56And he told me that

00:58when I was in Malaika's house,

01:00I didn't have money.

01:02I had to come to Pakistan

01:04to get the money for my show.

01:06And we told you a thousand times

01:08not to talk nonsense.

01:08Why didn't you listen to us?

01:09I'm serious.

01:12I also told you that I came from there for you.

01:14I also told you that I came from there for you.

01:15Oh, my God!

01:16Oh, my God!

01:18Amanat, it was fun.

01:19It was packed in a box.

01:22Goga, isn't he sitting somewhere?

01:24No, Goga isn't here.

01:24Oh, he's sitting in the back.

01:26Oh, he's sitting over there.

01:27You sit over there.

01:28Two people are sitting in the back.

01:31Very good.

01:32If you had a cut LED,

01:33you wouldn't have been able to see.

01:35I'm an actor.

01:36I can't see anything.

01:42How much do you weigh?

01:43You can come to the show a little.

01:45And do the rest at home.

01:47Sir, I don't weigh that much.

01:48I'm like a flower.

01:50What?

01:50Like a flower?

01:51Like a flower?

01:52He's a flower.

01:53But he grew up in the desert.

01:54What?

01:55Flower means flour.

01:56Like flour, right?

01:57I'm like the leaves of a rose.

01:59Okay, tell me.

02:00What do you mean by that?

02:01Sir, I'm very delicate.

02:03I'm very low.

02:04In fact, I'm like a cotton ball.

02:06It looks like a cotton ball.

02:08But it's soft.

02:08It's easy to pick up.

02:10This cotton ball has become wet.

02:13Sir, do you remember?

02:14The car was decorated very beautifully.

02:16Yes.

02:17When he came to wear it,

02:18the car driver said,

02:19I'm sorry, brother.

02:21No, Mr. Arun.

02:22Basically, my previous weight

02:23was very good looking.

02:26What?

02:27He's talking about before you were born.

02:30Sir, no.

02:31A film director casted me

02:33for the role of a hero.

02:34Yes, yes.

02:35You were playing Godzilla.

02:37You're still good looking.

02:38It's not like that.

02:39Thank you.

02:40Did you see?

02:44Smile once.

02:47Put your hand on your mouth

02:48and tell me where your jawline is.

02:51Where is your jawline?

02:52Jawline.

02:53First, you tell me what it is.

02:55This.

02:55It's jawline, right?

02:56Yes, this.

02:57Yes, where is it?

02:58It's very low.

03:02It's not even of Agha Majid.

03:04It's not even of Agha Majid.

03:08She was imitating him.

03:09Was I wrong?

03:10No.

03:12The day brother Ali was born,

03:13the doctor said,

03:14congratulations.

03:15You've gained weight.

03:16Give birth to a baby.

03:20The day I was born,

03:22I was very proud

03:24that I will kill anyone

03:25who comes here for a year.

03:28When he was born,

03:29the doctor gave leave to all the patients.

03:31The hospital was vacant.

03:32Yes.

03:33He said, give birth to a baby.

03:34We'll vacate the whole place.

03:38My regards to all the sisters,

03:40brothers and Agha Majid.

03:42The gentleman said,

03:43weigh yourself with a scale.

03:45The more you weigh,

03:46the more you speak sweetly.

03:48You're the Jatt's love bullet.

03:50Wow, wow, wow.

03:52Wow, wow, wow.

03:52Amazing.

03:53Wow, wow, wow.

03:54Who are you?

03:55This is the problem of humans.

03:56They ask another human, who are you?

03:58I'm a human.

03:59If I weigh myself with a scale,

04:00then you're the Jatt's love bullet.

04:02My regards to all the sisters, brothers and Agha Majid.

04:04Greetings.

04:06Who are you?

04:07Sir, I'm a well-educated man.

04:09I've done a lot of research.

04:10I believe that

04:12there's a cure for everything.

04:13And your brother is here.

04:15Your brother is not here

04:17with a small dose of medicine.

04:20Your brother is here

04:21with a dose of medicine.

04:23No, brother.

04:24Mr. Agha, this is a medicine for cough.

04:28Who does he see coughing in our show?

04:30Sir, there's no cough here.

04:31I've always seen Mr. Agha Majid

04:32with a small dose of medicine.

04:33That's why I'm doing this.

04:34The problem is that Mr. Agha needs this.

04:37How?

04:38Because he can't cough.

04:40His hands can't reach behind.

04:41Oh, so when he does this, he coughs.

04:44He's touching two bombs in this box.

04:47The one who's sitting in front of you,

04:49he has a cough on his face.

04:50Do you have it?

04:51He has a cough on his face.

04:53Why doesn't he do his own nonsense?

04:56No, by the way, this is a medicine for cough.

04:58Sir, cough can be of any kind.

05:00No matter what kind of cough it is,

05:01you have to apply one drop of my medicine.

05:03Son, no one has a cough here.

05:05Mr. Arun, everyone has a cough.

05:08How?

05:08It can be a cough for anything.

05:09Sir, this is absolutely right.

05:10In our country, people cough like this.

05:13Sir, you know what?

05:14Everyone has a cough in their brains.

05:16That's why they talk like this every day.

05:19Mr. Arun, look at his head.

05:21It looks like someone has broken it from the ground.

05:23I would like to give a clap for this.

05:25A young man has said such a beautiful thing.

05:28A young man has said such a beautiful thing

05:30that I would like to donate a box of food to you and your family.

05:35Mr. Agha, are you feeling well?

05:37I'm looking at you.

05:39Yes.

05:40What will happen to you?

05:41Yes.

05:41I'm telling you, your end will be very bad.

05:43Why didn't you make my straw?

05:46Sir, I think he should eat it and tell us.

05:48Mr. Arun, what is this lady saying?

05:51She is saying that I should eat it myself.

05:56If you are a doctor, then eat it.

06:00If you eat it, then I will tell you.

06:02Eat it.

06:04I think you have heard it right.

06:06Yes.

06:10First of all, I would like to give a clap for this medicine.

06:12My brother, who didn't get relief from this medicine

06:15could have taken the money from the box.

06:17But everyone took the box.

06:18He didn't give it to me.

06:21Sometimes, I sit in such a gathering

06:24that I get itching, but I don't do it.

06:25What should be the solution for that, sir?

06:26Yes, the best solution is to go to such a gathering

06:29where you can't do anything.

06:32Excuse me, can I get comfortable?

06:34No, sit down.

06:35No, sit down.

06:36Then I will be comfortable.

06:37Okay, you guys have made a lot of fun.

06:40Now our audience is waiting.

06:41Yes, I want to talk to them.

06:42Yes.

06:43Greetings.

06:44Greetings.

06:44My name is Kamal Deen Bhatt.

06:46I have come from Kamauki.

06:47Thank you very much, Bhatt sahib.

06:48Please be seated.

06:49We are in New Delhi.

06:50We have come to watch your special program.

06:52Thank you very much, Bhatt sahib.

06:53I have watched your program a lot.

06:56It is an excellent program.

06:57Thank you.

06:58The program is going on very well,

06:59but your program is excellent.

07:01When I watch it, I have a 5-year-old grandson.

07:04Yes.

07:05He says, father, you are smart.

07:07After watching it, you have become very smart.

07:10Thank you very much.

07:12The third thing I want to say is that

07:14I want to give credit to you,

07:16AR bhai and your team.

07:18This son sitting here, Amanat.

07:20Yes.

07:21He is the son of a king.

07:22Wow.

07:25You have done a great job by making him sit here.

07:29Sir, thank you.

07:30My heart is happy every day.

07:31Sir, thank you.

07:32Because you have done a great job.

07:35We will always remember Amanullah.

07:37I don't remember him.

07:39I can't remember him.

07:42Mr. Arun, I am very sorry to see your attitude with the audience.

07:45Yes.

07:46Uncle was talking and his mic was off.

07:47You told him to open his mic.

07:50No, I told him to open it.

07:52Okay, sorry.

07:52Okay.

07:53I think you have brought the medicine to the wrong place.

07:57The audience is sitting here.

07:58If you open the handkerchief, you will get whatever you want.

08:02Yes.

08:03Greetings.

08:04Greetings.

08:05My name is Misbah.

08:06I want to recite a poem.

08:07Go ahead.

08:08The field from which the cattle don't get enough food.

08:13Burn all the wheat of that field.

08:16Wow.

08:17Very good.

08:18The one who is growing, the one who is working hard.

08:21The one who has all the hard work.

08:22Yes.

08:23He should also have the first right.

08:24Wow.

08:25Yes.

08:25Greetings.

08:26I have a question from a deceased brother.

08:28Go ahead.

08:28I wanted to ask you that how do you feel sitting in a famous place?

08:33God has given me a chance to sit in a famous place.

08:36I will definitely sit.

08:36Out.

08:38Yes.

08:39Greetings, sir.

08:40Greetings.

08:41My name is Ashir.

08:42I am from London to watch your show.

08:44I have a small question for Mr. Agar.

08:46Mr. Agar, my family and I are sitting here.

08:48We have seen all three parts of your movie, Chal Mera Puth, with great interest.

08:53We liked your character a lot.

08:55My question is that how was your experience while making the movie?

08:58Should we wait for Chal Mera Puth 4 or not?

09:01No, Chal Mera Puth Part 4 is almost complete.

09:07Because the young roles..

09:09I had played the old role of Nasir Chinoti's father.

09:13All the young roles have become old.

09:17Okay.

09:18When you will see them, they are all old now.

09:20The kids in front of them will be shown in Part 4.

09:24In Part 5.

09:26They will all be old in Part 4.

09:28He is a professional actor.

09:29He didn't leak any story.

09:32He has told everything.

09:35He has told everything.

09:36Mr. Agar, I will keep two bottles of liquor for him.

09:43Next.

09:44Greetings, Mr. Arun.

09:46Greetings.

09:47My name is Imran Azhar.

09:48I have come from London.

09:50My question is..

09:52Mr. Saleem, if Goga is asked to do something

09:56and Goga's wife refuses to do it,

10:00will you listen to your wife or your teacher?

10:04This is a very good question.

10:08Tell us.

10:10No doubt, this is not something to think about.

10:14I am famous all over the world because of this.

10:17My spiritual father..

10:20I have learnt everything from him.

10:23Why not? I will listen to my wife.

10:30The reason for this..

10:32My teacher told me that I am not old.

10:38He already has a wife.

10:42Greetings, Mr. Arun.

10:43Greetings.

10:44First of all, I want to talk to you.

10:46Because I have come to a show.

10:48This show is very good.

10:50Thank you.

10:51I want to praise you.

10:52Because from the beginning, you teach us a lesson.

10:55You teach us in a very good way.

10:58I am a huge fan of Mr. Agha Majid and Mr. Saleem.

11:02Thank you.

11:03Their punchlines are amazing.

11:06Wow.

11:06And Ms. Arzoo's smile is very beautiful.

11:09Wow.

11:10You talked to all three of us for the last time.

11:15Thank you very much.

11:16Thank you very much.

11:16If this is the truth, what will you say to Arzoo?

11:20Thank you.

11:21He is good looking.

11:22He can do any crime.

11:28Next.

11:29Greetings, sir.

11:30Greetings.

11:31I won't take less than Rs. 10.

11:34Wait.

11:35Sir, my name is Ahmed.

11:36I have come from Gujranwala.

11:38Okay.

11:38My question is that if Mr. Saleem and Mr. Agha

11:40are on a boat and the water is overflowing.

11:44And they have only one life jacket.

11:46What will they do?

11:46Mr. Agha.

11:47No.

11:48Will you sacrifice Saleem's life for your friendship?

11:52I have only one life jacket.

11:54And we both are carrying it.

11:56He is wearing a life jacket.

11:57He won't be able to complete it.

12:02And I wanted to say that if I was wearing a life jacket.

12:05I would hide this in it first.

12:08Wow.

12:09Yes.

12:10Greetings, sir.

12:11Greetings.

12:12My name is Muhammad Muneeb.

12:14And I want to recite a poem to all of you.

12:16Recite it to all of us.

12:17To all of us.

12:17Give it to him.

12:18If you stay quiet, who will talk?

12:20Wow.

12:21If we don't stay, who will remember you?

12:24Wow.

12:25I know we are not good enough to be remembered.

12:28Wow.

12:29But after I leave, who will bother you?

12:32Wow.

12:33My friend.

12:34Wow.

12:35Amazing.

12:36Wow.

12:36Very nice.

12:38I don't have a small heart.

12:39I just want you to pray for me.

12:41That's it.

12:42Give him a medicine.

12:43My brother has given him a glass of beer.

12:46Yes.

12:46Greetings, sir.

12:47Greetings.

12:48My name is Sajid Akram.

12:50Sir, I want to recite a poem.

12:51Sir, recite it.

12:52I don't have a standard.

12:54Wow.

12:54I don't go around again.

12:56I don't get lost again.

12:58Wow.

12:59Money.

13:00He is a currency type lover.

13:06Yes.

13:07Greetings.

13:08Greetings.

13:08My name is Iffat.

13:10I have come from England.

13:11Wow.

13:12To watch your show.

13:12Wow.

13:13Wow.

13:14Wow.

13:15My question to all of you is,

13:18if all your talents get a chance to sit with each other,

13:22who will sit with whom?

13:23I will sit with Irza.

13:24You will sit with Irza.

13:26I will sit with Mr. Akram.

13:26Me?

13:27I will sit with Mr. Saleem.

13:28Sir, if you sit with Saleem,

13:30please take two pills of calcium.

13:33Who do you want to sit with?

13:34I will definitely try to sit with you.

13:38Wow.

13:39Sir, this is a comedy.

13:40If we sit with you, we will get more respect.

13:42We will get more respect.

13:44Sir, if I sit with you, I will get more respect.

13:46This is what I wanted to say.

13:51Sir, who will you sit with?

13:52I don't need to sit with anyone

13:55because if everyone is together,

13:58then I will tie everyone together.

14:00Mr. Agha often says that

14:02when a person talks big, he leaves quietly.

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