Fred's Head - Madness At The Lake
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00:00Oh
00:20Don't forget to put on your sunscreen if you're eating chicken watch out for little bones and don't go swimming right after you eat Oh
00:30And enjoy the beauty of nature
01:00Oh
01:24It starts tomorrow at noon
01:25Let's meet at the cafe at 11 the new intestinal horror film festival. Well, as long as there's lots of popcorn. It should be fine
01:41Select a vision many mothers suffer from it. I know my dear mother is afflicted as well
01:45Oh
01:46You've been offered a job as a camp counselor at Camp Woodsy Kenny friends. Hey, but and that's gonna be working there, too
01:53She's teaching an art workshop
01:56But I never filled out an application
01:58I'm just bursting with pride that my sunshine took such a positive initiative. Is this you're doing?
02:03No, not me pal of mine. If you ask me, this is destiny
02:09Right, of course
02:16Oh
02:29Well, then I guess I'd better start packing my things you won't forget to pack enough fresh undies will you
02:35Stop calling them undies. It bugs me. Oh, man
02:38Who am I gonna go to the intestinal horror film festival with now? How about moi?
02:42I may find horror horrific, but I have a certain interest in intestines
02:58And I'm Carol I'm sunshine's mom you were very wise to hire him
03:02He has oodles of babysitting experience from looking after his little brother
03:12Oh
03:22On your CV it says that you have a lot more experience than that. I guess I should keep an eye on you
03:29Well, I'm not eight years old. I almost forgot if you're lost in the forest stay where you are and wait for help
03:35Don't forget to put on your bug repellent
03:37Some mosquitoes carry deadly diseases and don't eat too many marshmallows before going to bed
03:42Have fun my sunshine
03:52Dear Fabian, I know I can never replace a net in your eyes
03:57Insightful, but please allow me to communicate
04:01Yeah, I think you'll find this a lively subject
04:04I was wondering if two people enjoy the same type of mustard. Is that conducive to longevity as a cop?
04:09You know, I've actually never asked myself that question even so
04:12These are precisely the kinds of things that can have an impact on a relationship
04:15Take my uncle Laszlo his wife detested anchovies and he loved them put them on everything. It completely destroyed his marriage
04:22Didn't you tell me he was married for 58 years an ordeal Fabian? It was an ordeal
04:28I
04:33Finally will be our head storyteller
04:35He will sing on command tell stories on command fairy tales on command and legends on command good thing. I'm not that spontaneous
04:44And a little joke that's not too dirty from time to time can add some spice to the life of the camp
04:49Oh boy, the leader of the canoe trip is running late
04:58I
05:08Know him. He's my big brother's bosom buddy
05:12Gabriel Gordon, isn't it?
05:14No
05:15Guilford Jeffrey
05:18Gontran garrison hell no you post-pubescent peon
05:21It's
05:23And I'm Matthew. I only come here for the gory ghost stories. So they better be good bucko
05:38This is miss Fanny cotton
05:41Oh
05:47We hardly have anything in common plus she leaves piles of hair everywhere who's that girl penny it's over
05:58Always love you
06:05Started thinking of a scary story yet
06:10That
06:15Girl is a psychopath. She got expelled from my high school for attacking students with her hair brush with her hair brush
06:29Apart from her hair in the drain the lake and the cracks in the floor
06:33Hey, my name is Fanny. But here at the camp. They call me dough face. Welcome to the team
06:40Your name is Fred, right?
06:42It's time for an excursion with my woodsy kitty friends. I'm so happy to see them again. See you later
06:54You got me there you kidder if you're trying to convince me I made the right choice for storyteller you're well on your way
07:10Now kids, let's make these expressive totem poles some faces filled with happiness and some filled with reach
07:18For traumatized faces. We have a living model right here
07:21I told hyacinth that Fanny's a psychopath that attacks people with a hairbrush, but she didn't believe it was true
07:26I guess that did sound a little far-fetched
07:31And Fanny how did she react she pretended not to know me if you want my advice forget about it
07:37She probably moved on to other things
07:41My totem represents the family I'll have when I grow up to be big and strong and very I like my brother
07:54We're leaving after this one right grow up there's still three more I thought you liked intestines
08:00No one is oblivious to indigestion caused by too much sudden evisceration
08:04Not even me you see I have a bit of my aunt Aveline and me who after eating three plates of tripe a la mode
08:11I
08:20Lived in the forest
08:23It was a little mushroom
08:27Was the ugliest in the West
08:31You will be soon the little
08:41Oh those in favor of Fred never singing again
08:49I'd like to say that the song was a special moment
08:52But it's the kind of thing we like to instantly store in our repressed memories
09:02And now the legend of the mutant swamp creature
09:08It's believed that in the forest not far from here lives a creature of the mark. I'm shaking now
09:15Shush, it is a dreadful creature with a cold stare covered with long
09:21Stringy hair like putrid smelling seaweed
09:24Every night she goes looking for more victims to devour
09:28Boring, and you know who her favorite victims are geeks
09:34Especially campers like Matthew
09:38Oh
09:43No, I miss Fred scary story barf it wasn't nearly as scary as a song
09:49Oh
10:06Juliet that name rings in my ears like a sizzling porterhouse steak
10:12Casper George sounds like a name you give a monkey
10:15Hmm
10:17Want me to teach you how to paddle I'm not paddling
10:20I'm fishing if I could give you some advice if I could give myself advice would be not to listen to yours
10:25Why you have amnesia or what?
10:28Yes
10:30I'm suffering from a head trauma. I got by falling down a flight of stairs. I have memory lapses
10:35I don't even remember ever meeting you
10:39You going out with the net
10:42No
10:45Oh
10:49Don't worry, I'll protect you from this boorish pest you pestil a this pest
10:59You see that's what you have to do when you tell a scary story you can't skimp on the costumes and special
11:10Come on everyone, let's go back to camp
11:15During nighttime thunderstorms the hideous marsh creature comes out of the forest
11:20She stalks the campers and looks into their windows
11:28That was about as scary as a monorail ride and your swamp creature been there done that
11:33I'll give you one and a half stars forever
11:36What was that? A creature?
11:44Fanny I know you're out here
11:59I knew it. You knew what?
12:03Are you doing in my cabin you pretend not to remember but you don't fool me. I know you're spying on me
12:08I don't know what you're talking about. And anyway, that diaries from when we were going out doesn't prove anything
12:14Ah, your memory is coming back to you. Hmm
12:19It makes me happy that you came to see me as I brush my hair all alone in the dark
12:34I
12:36Have this strange feeling that someone is spying on me
12:39I thought maybe it was Fanny but now I'm not sure for several weeks now every time I feel strange or troubling emotions
12:45I write them down in my personal diary. The relief is simply immense. I just started working on volume 22
12:51Yeah, well Fanny's personal diary is precisely what I want to get my hands on so I can prove she never lost her memory
12:57And how goes everything with
13:00Well, not bad so far I'm actually happy that you signed me up
13:04I can assure you that as much as I'd like to take credit for playing Cupid
13:11If it wasn't you who was it I'm telling you I don't like
13:15Relax. I'm only here to tell you that it's time for you to tell the kids another story
13:19And I think that Annette is also waiting impatiently to hear it
13:23Oh
13:44Come meet me right away at the end of the path near the highway. I have to speak to you alone Fred
13:53Oh
14:00Do you like anchovies on your eggs in the morning?
14:14Are you looking for Fanny also she and Annette both missed breakfast
14:23Oh
14:36Maybe they don't like my boiled oats. I don't know why it's always full of little lumps
14:43I'm going to find them. They couldn't have gotten too far
14:54Oh Fabian, I'm a little worried Fanny Cotman is a counselor at Camp Woodsy key friends Fanny
15:01The sexy psychopath one in the same if she unleashes a psychotic fury on Fred his ghost will be cooked GG
15:09I have an idea instead of getting bored to death
15:11Why don't we hop in your car and embark on a mission to save Fred LeBlanc's butt?
15:23Fred
15:53I
15:57Have nothing against you, but you risk coming between me and my little pumpkin. I'd rather you just disappear
16:17My sweet adorable one and only Fred it's an obstacle to our inevitable reconciliation
16:54Oh
16:57Come here for a minute
17:00What'd you do with the net she posed a serious threat to our relationship my love
17:09You don't think you can help battle me in a canoe
17:12Oh
17:19Give me back my phone right now
17:21Have you ever seen a man drop dead from asking for directions is ridiculous
17:26My validity is coming to question GG. I have to go to the bathroom really bad now stop being a moron on my foot
17:32We'll connect with your virility really hard. Okay?
17:34Oh
17:39Camp would see kitty friends. Hello. Hello. I'm a friend of Fred's. Could you direct me to the very bad time?
17:47I ruined my boiled oats and to top it off your friend disappeared into the forest with two female counselors
17:58Give me back my diary
18:05I
18:25Stop GG
18:32Explain it to me later
18:34Hey there! A net!
18:41Tell me what you did with the net!
18:43That grown faced girl will never get my men!
18:59The diary!
19:01Moldy!
19:03Fanny?
19:24You okay?
19:27Oh
19:28Doesn't matter now. My diary's gone one day. I just know it you'll be mine. I think not
19:42Did you guys find a net?
19:44Did you guys find a net?
19:46Ah! The monster from the marsh!
19:48I
19:51Am very proud of you Fred LeBlanc. I had my doubts when I realized that you lied on your CV
19:57I've been watching you all week
20:01But now I can see where your talent lies
20:04It's the first time a counselor has ever scared little Matthew who's been coming here since he was two years old
20:11Best pal of mine!
20:17You okay? Yeah, it's my brother Gregory Gilbert and her she's Fred's friend who never has a boyfriend
20:24And I'll only know why when I grow up. Gabriel Gideon! Gaston George. Oops. Let's all call each other GG
20:31It'll be less complicated. I didn't find the girls, but I found this at the water's edge
20:41Oh
20:44And then she locked me in the outhouse by the highway if Fabienne hadn't miraculously showed up I'd still be in there
20:51Fanny doe-face. I have a few questions to ask you
20:55Oh
21:07Okay about yesterday I wasn't really scared but I felt you should be rewarded for your efforts the
21:13Costume was a nice touch three stars to two and a half. Okay
21:25Juliet matrimonial bliss and mix master turbo
21:42Sometimes an ex is like a horror story
21:54You
22:24You