Fred's Head - Dear Madam Butterfly
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00:00When Panook, alias M.T. Blatter, decides to finally go to the toilet, the great mystery
00:17at St. Jude's, well, apart from the meatloaf in the cafeteria, will be solved.
00:22It's a guy.
00:23Look at those eyebrows.
00:24It's a girl.
00:25I've never ever heard her fart.
00:26I've never ever heard her fart.
00:42Can't move to much lips and eyebrows.
00:50Communicating can sometimes feel painful when coupled with facial reaction.
01:06No signs of aging.
01:10Faces without wrinkles express something on their own.
01:18Can't move to much lips and eyebrows.
01:36Can't move to much lips and eyebrows.
01:48You could always take a nonchalant stroll over in her direction.
01:51I think not.
01:52Oh, I've been looking for a more ergonomic school bag.
01:56Could I see yours?
02:04Are you insane?
02:06Fred, my friend, you'll thank me when you're married.
02:16So, how are you?
02:18Well, Fabienne was supposed to help me with my fresco painting.
02:22Feminine versus masculine.
02:24But she has too much homework.
02:26You should be happy.
02:27She'd have found a way to make it into a gore fest.
02:33I could help you if you want.
02:35You paint?
02:36Sometimes.
02:37Okay, let's give it a try.
02:47I'll see you at the art studio after dinner?
02:55You know, I've always wondered whether that's a boy or a girl.
02:58So, Fred, do you finally have a date with the girl
03:00who will possibly be choosing your first washer or dryer?
03:03Calm down.
03:04I'm just going to help her with her artwork.
03:06But some of the best love stories have started
03:09with a dip of a paintbrush.
03:18If you want to make an impression,
03:20wear a cologne with a really out-there Veroil smell.
03:23I would suggest a mixture of cowhide and Boreal forest.
03:27Reckless driver!
03:28Hop next time!
03:29Beep! Beep!
03:31What?
03:33How many fingers do I have?
03:34What day is it?
03:35What do you call a female twelfth?
03:37Fred LeBlanc.
03:38It is strictly forbidden to skateboard
03:40or do anything enjoyable in school.
03:42It wasn't me.
03:43It was Johan.
03:45Johan?
03:47Morley.
03:48Have you taken any hallucinogenic drugs?
03:51Have you taken any hallucinogenic drugs today?
04:00Is that supposed to make it better?
04:02The nurse has the stomach flu.
04:04So I'm in charge of your lazy, underdeveloped bodies.
04:13I'll be back.
04:21Hmm.
04:30Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files.
04:33What concerns you is none of your business.
04:38Hmm.
04:39There's something you find interesting about this person?
04:43Not really.
04:44You will report immediately to the disciplinary committee.
04:47Hmm?
04:51The rest of the disciplinary committee is out with the stomach flu,
04:55so I will be the sole judge of this affair.
04:57You have been accused of stealing the personal file of another person.
05:01Stealing?
05:02You must be joking.
05:03Are you talking to me?
05:04Are you talking to me?
05:05Wait a minute.
05:06That's a line from a movie.
05:08Whatever.
05:09I will take time for deliberation.
05:16You're guilty!
05:17You are condemned to...
05:19Hmm?
05:23Some punishment.
05:26I have to spend a week helping out an elderly person who lives alone.
05:30And the psycho assigned me Madam Butterfly.
05:32It's great.
05:33Yes.
05:34There's nothing more gratifying than helping a poor old lady.
05:36Oh, that bewitching smell of baby powder.
05:39No, no.
05:40You don't get it.
05:41I'll have nothing to do.
05:42My mom always takes care of her anyway.
05:45What?
05:46How come?
05:48It's the annual Volunteers' Convention.
05:50There are conferences all week.
05:52Almost 24 hours a day.
05:54And your father's gone fishing.
05:56I was upset with your behavior,
05:57but this punishment couldn't be more timely.
05:59Now there's so much I can do, do, do.
06:02Your Aunt Monique will be watching Looney.
06:05At 6 o'clock, bring dinner.
06:07At 6.30, clean her eyeglasses with vinegar.
06:107 o'clock, give medication for her heart.
06:12At 7.30...
06:13This is going to take up all my weeknights.
06:15And all weekend, too.
06:17Looney.
06:28Your meal's here.
06:33Japanese tradition.
06:34You must always remove your shoes before entering the house.
06:44I have spoken with my dead husband.
06:46We have a date tonight to fool around in the bushes.
06:49Just like when we were fun-loving kids.
06:51Trash bin.
06:59Hey, Chico!
07:00We're catching a film.
07:01Wanna come?
07:02Can't do it.
07:04Maybe we can go next week.
07:05You better get yourself a girlfriend, then.
07:07I really hate threesomes.
07:09Do you now?
07:10More importantly,
07:11the movies are a place you go as a couple.
07:13It's a rule.
07:16Aaaah!
07:20I hope I'm not too late.
07:22I've got your heart medication.
07:24You're late?
07:27Madam Butterfly?
07:35It's just a little practical joke.
07:41Jody, I'm setting you up on a big blind date.
07:44I can't tell you who it's with.
07:46Come on.
07:47Oh, okay.
07:48It's Fred LeBlanc.
07:52Are you laughing?
07:53Stop laughing, Jody!
07:55Stop it!
07:56Or I'll never lend you my purple lip gloss ever again!
08:12Your fiber?
08:13Oh, my favorite beverage.
08:15Did you take yours?
08:16It helps to stimulate your large intestine.
08:19Okay, I get where you're going, Madam Butterfly.
08:26Hey, sorry I couldn't get here any earlier.
08:28No big deal.
08:30I have permission to work as late as I want.
08:32Do you have a problem with spending part of the night with me?
08:35Uh, no.
08:43Come here, my little spring roll.
08:46Oh, you're tickling me!
08:48Fred hasn't changed your outfit!
08:53What do you mean you're fed up with blind dates?
08:56Oh, Tamara, so you had 12 bad experiences.
08:59If I tell you who it's with, you'll pass.
09:02Oh, excuse me?
09:04Now I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome!
09:07I'll never lend you my pink jeans that make your butt look awesome!
09:18What a beauty of a bonsai!
09:23Not like that.
09:28Like this.
09:29Now that's a lady's curve, right?
09:31You have fantasies, don't you?
09:34Perhaps some inspirational desires?
09:37The body should be voluptuous, with languid form.
09:40She's prettier this way, more feminine, see?
09:43Um, well, uh, depends on who?
09:46Um...
09:55I could never have gotten this far without you.
09:58Tomorrow I'll spend all day here with this, and then I think I'll be done.
10:02Do you have something you have to do?
10:05No, no, I can come over here.
10:07Uh, maybe.
10:09It depends if I can move a few things.
10:20What on earth is going on here?
10:22We have apprehended Madame Butterfly for stealing broccoli,
10:25assaulting an officer of the law, and resisting arrest too.
10:29The door to the shop was stuck, so I pushed it open with my walker.
10:33I think they are confused.
10:35Officers, try being lenient.
10:38She's, uh, not long for this world.
10:52You were supposed to keep an eye on her.
10:55You're irresponsible.
10:57One more slip-up, and you'll earn my wrath.
11:01Good night.
11:05I did everything you wanted.
11:07No, my sunshine.
11:09At 11 p.m., you were to be sure that Madame Butterfly was fast asleep in her bed.
11:14There's a page two?
11:16Mmm.
11:25Hmm?
11:37Oh, it's nothing. It's my bedtime companion.
11:40I like sleeping with a snake. Reminds me of my younger days.
11:44Ah!
11:46Poor young Fred. Now you'll have to wait for me to go back to sleep.
11:59Hmm?
12:01And where are you going?
12:03It's Saturday morning. I'm going shopping.
12:05Wait. Let me take a shower, and I'll come with you.
12:07I want to buy you a little present. I prefer if you weren't there.
12:14Ah!
12:24It's a trash chute, not an elevator!
12:27I thought I could make a quicker getaway.
12:29Oh, I think I broke something.
12:32Poor Madame Butterfly.
12:34And poor me if Anemone finds out.
12:39The doctor said to keep it on ice.
12:41Or use a slice of smoked ham. It's been known to work miracles.
12:44This is a surprise attendance check.
12:48What are you hiding?
12:50Nothing. I'm just trying to keep the circulation flowing in my extremities.
12:54Fred LeBlanc, if anything happens to your subject,
12:58you will be suspended from school for the rest of the year.
13:01I warn you to keep an eye on her.
13:11Oh!
13:22It's all right, my little sunshine.
13:24You'll get your diploma next year.
13:26You'll see.
13:30Thank you for taking me to clinic.
13:32It was nothing, my divine granny.
13:34As soon as I'm done at the shop,
13:36I'll come relieve you so you can go on your date with Annette.
13:38Thanks, Gigi.
13:41If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you.
13:43Mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination.
14:00It's a matter of life and death!
14:02I need a list of Fred's irresistible traits on the double!
14:06I just so happen to have such a list in the car.
14:10Here.
14:17Ta-da!
14:19You want me to show you how I did it?
14:21Uh...
14:23Maybe another time.
14:25I've got something to do.
14:29Konnichiwa! I've been brushing up on my Japanese culture.
14:32I think I like this boy.
14:34Ugh.
14:37He's a guy who's...
14:39Ooh, how should I put this?
14:41He's the antithesis of a hero,
14:43a nonconformist, learned,
14:45perceptive, subtle, imaginative,
14:47and above all else,
14:49he is a master of originality!
14:51Is this your type of guy?
14:54Yes!
14:58Hello?
14:59I've set you up on a blind date!
15:01Meet us at the park tonight at 9 o'clock!
15:03You'll have to cancel that. Blind dates are not my thing.
15:06If you don't come, I'm never gonna let you borrow my Benji!
15:11Hello?
15:12Could I speak to Gilderoy, please?
15:14Gigi?
15:15Ah, Gilderoy. I am so happy you are there. It's Gigi.
15:19Yes, I'm fine. I'm just sitting here with an old lady and a psychologist
15:22who is demanding to know if my friend Fred will be back after his shower.
15:25See you later!
15:27Moldy!
15:29The teenager seems to be preoccupied with personal hygiene.
15:32That's odd.
15:34Goodbye, Anna Money!
15:37Are you people attempting to hide something from me?
15:42Get out or I'll have the police arrest you for violating a Japanese household!
15:46You haven't heard the last of me!
15:53Hmm.
15:54Hmm.
15:56She's standing guard.
15:58Could you go tell Annette that I can't come right now?
16:00And don't tell her it's because I'm doing community service.
16:03It's embarrassing.
16:04Okay, but a fine fillet like Annette is not going to stay fresh forever.
16:15Come, Fred. While you're waiting, I want to show you some old photos.
16:19Now that's sure to cheer me up.
16:24That's me when I was younger.
16:26Wow. You haven't changed a bit. Who's she?
16:30He's my husband.
16:32He was a singer.
16:34In Japanese operas, it's the men who play all the roles.
16:38Even the women's ones.
16:40Japanese opera is truly something to see.
16:42I remember...
16:44He's not coming, then?
16:46It's because of an unexpected...
16:48I'm a little hazy on the details.
16:50But it involves, uh...
16:53He fell asleep while I was telling him my life story.
16:57He's going to flip out when he sees his face in the mirror.
17:03Oh, your humour is so refined.
17:05Thanks.
17:07I need to go out, but I'm still under surveillance.
17:09Could you create a diversion?
17:11It's just a formality.
17:13I don't know what you're talking about.
17:15I don't know what you're talking about.
17:17I don't know what you're talking about.
17:19I don't know what you're talking about.
17:21A diversion?
17:23It's just that Fred is the one who's supposed to be looking after you.
17:25I really should ask him first.
17:27But I have a date with my dead husband.
17:29He still loves me after all these years.
17:31Oh, l'amour.
17:33Oh, l'amour.
17:35You know, if you're interested,
17:37Fresh Whole Soul is on sale at the clown shop.
17:39I could always arrange to bring you some.
17:41As you're eating your fish,
17:43you could look into its eyes
17:45and feel like you're having dinner with a date.
17:47Ah!
17:49Ah!
17:51Ah!
17:53Have no fear.
17:55I shall come to your rescue.
17:57Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:01Don't panic.
18:03Just keep breathing.
18:05Keep your head elevated.
18:07We'll get rescued.
18:09Madame Butterfly?
18:11I have gone to the park
18:13to meet my dead husband?
18:15Are you kidding me?
18:19Madame Butterfly?
18:21I'm sure someone
18:23will come along soon
18:25and rescue us from this unfortunate predicament.
18:27While we're waiting,
18:29why don't we get to know each other better?
18:31Do you like pickled pig's feet?
18:35He's late. He's gonna blow it.
18:37What if he doesn't come?
18:41It's a girl.
18:43Her hair is perfectly puffed.
18:45No makeup, though. So it's a guy.
18:47Guys never wear makeup.
18:51Fred?
18:53Why are you dressed up like a geisha girl?
18:55Huh?
18:57You want to ruin your chances?
18:59Your blind date is waiting for you on the bench
19:01in front of the kiosk.
19:03Fred?
19:05Oh, shoot!
19:11Bring the patrol name Kelly?
19:13Let's do this first.
19:15I'll give you the juicy details later.
19:17Anemone is stuck in the garbage chute.
19:19Get back to Madame Butterfly
19:21before she gets freed.
19:23Quick!
19:25I couldn't take it
19:27if you got expelled from St. Jude's.
19:30Push!
19:32Push!
19:34I'm afraid it's not dialing.
19:36She's presenting posterior.
19:38We're gonna have to use forceps
19:40on the jaws of life.
19:46This is so humiliating.
19:52Congratulations.
19:54Congratulations.
20:00I suppose
20:02you think this is very funny.
20:08I'm sure that you've been
20:10concealing something from me under there.
20:16Fred LaFleur!
20:18From now on, you will have to manage without me.
20:20I'm a renowned psychologist.
20:22I have better things to do
20:24than babysit you fools.
20:42I don't think your blind date
20:44is showing up.
20:46No kidding. Who was it?
20:48Fred LaFleur.
20:50That's the second time
20:52he stood me up today.
20:58What do we do now?
21:00We need to have another couple.
21:02Otherwise, we can't see that date movie tonight.
21:14The next time you make a date,
21:16you should make a point of showing up.
21:18Annette, I...
21:20Forget it, Fred LaFleur.
21:22You're on my blacklist now.
21:24Moldy.
21:28What's wrong?
21:30You're the one that wanted to have a double date.
21:32One day, the girl of your dreams
21:34will be sitting in my place
21:36grabbing your bag.
21:42Seniors would be cool
21:44if they weren't so old.
21:46Let's go.
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