321 Pinguinos: La Venganza
Credit to CleverHilarious20
Transcript
00:00Michelle querida, ¿es tu muñeca la que está en el basurero?
00:06¿Qué? ¿La señorita linda linda en la basura?
00:13¡Abuela!
00:18Sí querida, ¿qué estás comiendo?
00:20¡Mi galletita! ¡Jason!
00:23¿Qué?
00:24¡La hice yo!
00:26¡Está deliciosa! Gracias.
00:31¡Ya verás! ¡Me las cobraré aunque sea lo último que haga!
00:35¡Venganza! Sabe dulce cuando baja, pero se hace amarga en el estómago.
00:40¡No comprendes! ¡Siempre me toma el pelo! ¡Me las cobraré!
00:45Está bien enfadarse cuando alguien te lastima, pero no debes retener ese enojo.
00:50¿Recuerdas lo que dice el buen libro?
00:52¡Sí! ¿Qué parte?
00:55Estaba pensando en el versículo,
00:57No digas, le cobraré a ese hombre por lo que hizo.
01:00Si tu enemigo tiene hambre, dale de comer.
01:03Si tienes sed, dale de beber.
01:06Si haces eso, ascuas de fuego acumulará sobre su cabeza y el Señor te premiará.
01:11Me gusta lo de las ascuas de fuego.
01:14No es fuego de verdad, querida.
01:16Eso quiere decir que si le pagas con bondad, eso le hará sentirse mal por lo que hizo.
01:22¿Qué quiere decir?
01:24Que no debemos de tratar de vengarnos de la gente aunque nos hieran.
01:28Lo mejor es continuar siendo amables, especialmente si están en necesidad.
01:33Eso será suficiente castigo para ellos.
01:36Pero eso no me devuelve mi galletita.
01:39No te preocupes, linda. Te haré mis galletitas especiales de nueces esta tarde.
01:45Fue un truco pesado, Jason T. Conrad. Voy a...
01:50¡Nos llaman! Parece que es una misión.
01:53¿Qué?
01:54Vamos en busca de... ¡tus sesos!
02:10ENTRE EL ASTEROIDE Y LA PARED
02:24¿Se estarán preguntando qué es lo que pasa?
02:27Más o menos.
02:28Pues he podido alcanzar un récord de 87 vueltas en un minuto.
02:33La misión, Capitán. La misión.
02:36Sí, ya.
02:38Cavitus ha sido visto en nuestro sector y se dice que de nuevo trata de conseguir...
02:44¿Cómo es que le dices?
02:47El achicador.
02:49Sí. Así que vamos a utilizar este achicador para traerle y capturarlo.
02:56Pero dijiste que él ayudó a inventarlo. ¿No podría construir uno?
03:00Realmente sólo ayudó a diseñar el componente clave.
03:03Esto.
03:04El dispersador métrico de materia magnética.
03:07O el de MMM.
03:08Y por seguridad, nos gustaría que tú lo guardaras.
03:12Pues hasta que lo encontremos. ¿Me podrían excusar?
03:16Verán, es que tengo una misión privada.
03:19¿Vas a hacer tus deliciosas galletitas? ¡Bien! ¡Hasta luego, señorita cadete!
03:25Pero no la pierdas de vista esta vez. ¿Bien?
03:34Capitán, tengo una pequeña misión de reconocimiento. ¿Le importaría si...
03:39Suena importante. Más vale que vayas.
03:46Tomarme el pelo, le cobraré lo que me hizo. Agua, jugo, queso y salsa de chocolate.
03:54Cuando termine, Jason conocerá la ira de Michelle.
04:00Las galletitas tendrán que esperar.
04:04Y cuando él pase... ¡Bang! Jason la pagará.
04:12¡Basta!
04:13Sólo dos por debajo del récord.
04:15Yo no descansaré hasta que sobrepase ochenta y siete.
04:20¡Oh!
04:21¡Oh!
04:22¡Oh!
04:23¡Oh!
04:24¡Oh!
04:25¡Oh!
04:26¡Oh!
04:27¡Oh!
04:28¡Oh!
04:29¡Oh!
04:30¡Oh!
04:31¡Oh!
04:32¡Oh!
04:33Todavía parece que el cuarto da vueltas.
04:36Estamos siendo atacados, Capitán.
04:37¿Cuándo compraste esas pantallas?
04:39No lo autoricé.
04:41El Barón Von Cavitus.
04:42¿Él autorizó las pantallas? ¿Cómo es posible?
04:45Somos atacados por el Barón.
04:47Después de darnos las pantallas, es muy bajo.
04:51Acción evasiva.
04:52Buena idea.
04:54¡No!
04:59Prepárense para disparar el pegamento supersónico.
05:07Cuando termine, tendré el achicador.
05:09¡Y al fin seré enorme!
05:12¡Sí!
05:15Tal y como temía, no hay tiempo que perder.
05:18Cavitus ha perfeccionado su rifle de pegamento supersónico.
05:21¡Rápido! ¡Saquen sus materiales de artes manuales!
05:24¡Usen las aletas! ¡Esperemos que esto funcione!
05:33¡Hey, Joe! ¡Eres un genio!
05:35¿Cómo supiste cómo neutralizar el arma del Barón?
05:37Muy elemental.
05:39Recordé unos escritos antiguos.
05:41Soy goma y tu pegamento.
05:44Lo que me tires rebotará y se pegará a ti.
05:47¿Los perseguimos, Capitán?
05:49¿Para qué? ¡Es peligroso!
05:51Pero lo tenemos donde queríamos.
05:53Y es nuestra misión. ¿Recuerdas?
05:56Por supuesto que sí.
05:58Mitchell, preparte para abordar su nave.
06:04¿Y dónde está? ¡Hace siglos que lo espero!
06:09¿Dónde está? ¡Hace siglos que la estoy esperando!
06:14Oh, señor Barón, tenemos un problemita pequeñito.
06:18¿Cuál es? Número uno.
06:20¿Por qué no le dices número dos?
06:22Ah, no. La última vez que di malas noticias al Barón,
06:25me redujo los calzoncillos tres tallas.
06:28Cuéntaselo tú.
06:29¿Cortarme qué?
06:31Oh, pues no quiero molestarlo,
06:33pero el pegamento del arma de pegamento supersónico
06:36ha trabado nuestros motores.
06:38Sí, y nos dirigimos directo a la base.
06:41¿Y nos dirigimos directamente al cinturón de asteroides?
06:47Pues, caballeros, el placer fue todo suyo.
06:53¿Todos tenemos uno de esos?
06:55Peligro. Impacto con cinturón de asteroides en 30 segundos.
06:59¿En serio? ¿Dónde están nuestras cápsulas de escape?
07:04¡Vamos! ¡Tengo que escapar!
07:11¡Vamos! ¡Tengo que escapar! ¡Tienes que escapar!
07:19Si fuera un pingüino jugador,
07:21apostaría que el Barón está en esa cápsula.
07:25Y como su nave está en peligro,
07:27creo que él estaría de acuerdo.
07:29Qué bueno. Un malvado menos en la galaxia.
07:32De nuevo, Capitán, nuestra misión es capturarlo.
07:36Tienes razón. Eres un genio, doctor.
07:39Get him out of here!
07:45The armor doesn't work!
07:47Let's get out of here!
07:51I don't want to brag, but I think we finally have Baron Von Cavitus where we want him.
07:55Exactly!
07:57Where?
07:58It seems the Baron is trapped in this asteroid.
08:02I suggest we send a space probe to investigate,
08:05and determine for sure if he's there.
08:07Brilliant!
08:08And we'll have his ship kidnapped if he doesn't want to cooperate.
08:11Sending probe number one.
08:15Hello?
08:17What's going on?
08:19Jason, this isn't funny at all!
08:23I'm really going to get them!
08:28Help!
08:30Help!
08:38Ouch!
08:46Very well, the probe has arrived.
08:48As soon as it perforates to the center, we'll have contact with Cavitus.
08:51And we'll demand that he surrender once and for all.
08:55How do we get to him?
08:57We'll find out later.
09:08Another ship?
09:09I'm saved!
09:14Baron Von Cavitus!
09:17I'm lost!
09:22Guys!
09:24Michelle!
09:25How did you get there?
09:27I was hiding, trying to get my revenge on Jason.
09:30But let's not talk about that.
09:31Help me!
09:32It's Baron Von Cavitus!
09:34Get me out of here!
09:36Of course!
09:37We can use him!
09:38Are you looking for this?
09:40Oh my!
09:41Come down and pick me up!
09:43I'm afraid there's a problem, dear.
09:45Our hull is broken and we can't get to you.
09:48I have an idea.
09:49Fix it, quick!
09:51Don't worry.
09:52We'll do it.
09:53But until then, hide!
09:54It's essential that he doesn't know you're there.
09:57I'll do it.
09:58Too late.
10:00One of the humans here?
10:02I'll give you one of my henchmen.
10:14What the hell is this?
10:16Guys!
10:17It's stuck to the asteroid's wall!
10:20I'm sure we can fix it.
10:22I'll do it.
10:23I'll do it.
10:24I'll do it.
10:25I'll do it.
10:27I'm sure the asteroid is highly magnetized.
10:30What a stroke of luck!
10:32His metal armor will hold him.
10:34Wait, Michelle.
10:35We'll get you out of there.
10:37Do me a favor.
10:38Hurry!
10:40There's no way to get her out of there.
10:42There has to be one.
10:43I know.
10:44Use that little thing.
10:48Hey!
10:49Has anyone seen Michelle?
10:51I'm afraid she's trapped inside a magnetized asteroid
10:55Yeah, that's funny.
10:59Michelle!
11:02Michelle!
11:06Michelle!
11:07Get her out of there!
11:09We're trying, Jason.
11:10First, we have to fix the armor.
11:12Kevin, what materials do we have?
11:15That patch won't hold.
11:17We need something bigger.
11:20What if we had some kind of glue to hold the patch?
11:26Do you think our enemies would help us?
11:33Hello, abandoned crew.
11:35I'm Captain Zedjoe of the Federation.
11:38We come in peace.
11:41What peace are you talking about, Captain?
11:45Just peace, Captain.
11:47Uh, just peace, Captain.
11:49Uh, well, just peace.
11:52You need to save the Baron and us to a member of our crew.
11:56We can't do it separately, but working together, we can both win.
12:01Do you think we're stupid?
12:03As soon as we help you, you'll attack us.
12:05We won't.
12:06I give you my word.
12:08Your word is not enough.
12:11And my word plus, uh, uh, a toaster.
12:18Uh, uh, uh.
12:24I'll get rid of this soon.
12:26And when I do, you'll feel the wrath of Baron Von Capitus.
12:32Your revenge will be mine.
12:35I see. What else will you do?
12:38I'll rule the known galaxies.
12:40And you'll feel the weight of a crushing defeat.
12:45Yes!
12:46Yes, crushing defeat.
12:53Enough.
12:55I repeat, enough!
12:57Ten points.
13:14Let's go.
13:37We repaired the armor, Michel.
13:39Wait, we'll rescue you very soon.
13:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:43Rescue you? I don't think so.
13:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:50Seriously, I'm thirsty.
13:53Could you give me some water?
13:55And some of those chips?
13:58You're kidding, right?
14:00After the way you treated me?
14:03Are you going to give me what I want, or will I bite you?
14:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:08You're beautiful.
14:10I'm not.
14:12Yes, you are.
14:14You're the cutest creature.
14:16Who's the cutest and the smallest?
14:19Enough!
14:20Give me water and food, and leave me alone.
14:23Why would I give you anything?
14:25Because you're the cutest creature.
14:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:29Leave me alone!
14:30Why would I give you anything?
14:32You've given us a lot of problems for a long time.
14:35I'm stuck in this asteroid because of you.
14:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:40Do you know what I'm missing at home?
14:42Grandma's nut cookies.
14:45You should thank me for that.
14:47Well, I like sweets.
14:49And the cabin.
14:50And the attic.
14:52You're making me lose all of that.
14:55And I'm a genius trapped in a body of curiel.
14:58Life isn't fair.
15:00You're a very bad curiel.
15:02And you won't get anything from me.
15:10Feel my wrath, you wretched human.
15:13Feel the wrath of the Baron.
15:17I give up.
15:21Let's start the escort.
15:23Good, good.
15:24Evil Neanderthals, do you agree?
15:27Oh, but we'd like toast.
15:29Oh, there's a little jam.
15:32Turn around and back.
15:33We'll dock in five seconds.
15:47I have an idea.
15:48If you promise me to stop being bad,
15:51I'll give you all the food and water you want.
15:54I'd rather starve to death than help you.
15:57Thank you, because I won't send you to another galaxy.
16:00You're bad.
16:01I'm only bad because of the way I've been treated.
16:04I'm bad so I can get revenge.
16:06Revenge?
16:08Grandma said something about revenge.
16:13If your enemy is hungry, feed him.
16:16If he's thirsty, give him something to drink.
16:24Let's go.
16:47I think it was always because of my size.
16:51The other geniuses made fun of me.
16:53Even Dr. Fidget?
16:55Well, no.
16:56Fidget, no.
16:57Wouldn't you like to stop being bad and have friends?
17:01I don't need friends!
17:03Someone to go on picnics with?
17:05To play in the rings?
17:06I said no!
17:07I think it's sad.
17:09Because what's the point of controlling the entire galaxy
17:12if you don't have anyone to share it with?
17:15Someday, when this is over,
17:18would you like to, if you're not too busy,
17:22have another picnic with me?
17:25Yes?
17:26Of course!
17:28And I'll bring dessert.
17:30I make some great cookies.
17:32Are you smiling?
17:33No.
17:34Good, if you say so.
17:36Look, I'm still bad.
17:38But if you wanted, I could be your friend.
17:42You would?
17:43Really?
17:44Fantastic!
17:47That's enough!
17:49Thank you, Mr. Baron Boncavitous.
17:52You can call me Bert.
17:55Thank you, Bert.
17:56I've done something better than catch you.
17:59I've made you my friend.
18:02I'm still bad!
18:03Yes, you are.
18:05Who's the bad and fierce dictator?
18:08Yes, it's you, Fidget.
18:16I'll show you!
18:28Go back to your probe!
18:36What's going on?
18:47Oh, Jason.
18:48I'm sorry I tried to get back at you.
18:51I let my anger get the best of me.
18:54And it got me in even more trouble.
18:56I'm sorry I was bad to you to begin with.
18:59I promise I won't do it again.
19:02Forget it.
19:04Fidget, Bert agrees to be your friend.
19:07Yes, I agree.
19:09I'll be your friend.
19:11I'll be your friend.
19:13Forget it.
19:14In fact, Bert agreed to be my friend.
19:17Incredible.
19:18So we don't need to catch him.
19:20Let's get in touch with him.
19:21Hurry!
19:25Bert, it's me.
19:27I told everyone how nice you were.
19:29And that you'll be our friend.
19:32Poor human.
19:34Don't you know that I, Baron Boncavitous, don't have friends?
19:39I wasn't nice.
19:40You were.
19:41Bert?
19:42Never.
19:43You'll never catch me.
19:45Goodbye, penguins.
19:47Out of respect, since you saved my ship and my crew,
19:51I won't send you to another galaxy.
19:54This time...
20:07Hey, smile, Michelle.
20:09We'll catch Cavitus one day.
20:11At least you kept the Chikador out of his reach.
20:17Baron, do you think we should go back and attack the Rock Jumper?
20:21Yes.
20:22Remember that they're your enemies.
20:25Yes, that's right.
20:26But not today.
20:38Are you okay?
20:39I thought Bert...
20:41The Baron had changed.
20:43Who knows?
20:44Maybe he did.
20:46But Grandma was right.
20:48It's not bad to get mad at someone who's been bad to you.
20:52But revenge doesn't solve anything.
20:55I'm proud of you.
20:57You were kind when it was hard to be.
21:00With Bert, and with me.
21:03It's better to be kind despite everything and not hold back the anger.
21:07Besides, revenge isn't sweet after all.
21:11You're right.
21:13Well, are my kids ready for something sweet?
21:16Yes, ma'am!
21:17Yes!
21:18Well, let's eat my walnut cookies.
21:21Just one, please.
21:23I don't want to spoil their appetite.
21:37Thanks for watching!