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00:00Hello, you cutesy-wootsy squiggly bunny friends. Sweet little granny here. Welcome to the fluffy bunny show. Shall we sing a song?
00:18No, dear. Whatever could that be? Oh, my! My bunny! My bunny!
00:32Was that one of ours?
00:33Might be.
00:34Oh, well. Run! The secret show!
00:49Yes!
00:51Yes!
00:52Look! There's techy-tech-tech-tech-tech-tech industries!
01:21Ah! Toy with me, will you? I'll have my revenge on you, Oz!
01:29We are doomed!
01:31I knew these computer games were a bad idea!
01:37Victor, are you still alive?
01:39Simon says, no, you're not still alive!
01:45Na-na-na-na-na!
01:49I like the Simon Says toys.
01:51But no one buys them anymore!
01:53Because they never work! Look!
01:58My name is changed daily. My name is changed daily. My name is changed daily.
02:04Which reminds me, for reasons of security, my name is indeed changed daily.
02:10Today, you may call me, oh, Rumpelstiltskin.
02:19Yes, well, that is exactly why we have torn up our contract with Toymaker Simon Says
02:24and signed a brand new one with techy-tech-tech-tech-tech industries!
02:29Techy-tech-tech-tech-tech?
02:32Victor, it's just a computer game company.
02:35Just? Just? They are the best! I mean, they make the hand!
02:41Have you dipped yet?
02:43Dipped yet?
02:44Order! Order! This techy-tech film film will explain, explain everything, everything!
02:49Techy-tech-tech-tech-tech industries announces the ultimate in computer game hardware, the hand!
02:55All you could want in the palm of your hand!
02:58But how can your hand be a computer game?
03:01Nano-goo, pure computer memory to dip your hand in!
03:08Nano-goo dries instantly, is undetectable, lasts 6 months and at only 19.99 a dip, it's a bargain you can't afford to miss!
03:15Or why not double dip for only 26.99 excluding tax!
03:19The hand! Have you dipped yet?
03:22Terms and conditions apply. Fingers may be injured.
03:25Important news!
03:26What is it, Ray?
03:27I've reached level 4!
03:29What? How did you get past the space worms?
03:32Oh, please!
03:36I can't wait to be a computer game, Anita!
03:39Look, there's techy-tech-tech-tech-tech industries!
03:42Oh, goody, I can't wait!
03:46This is so exciting! Come on, come on, Anita!
03:50Simon says...
03:52Goodbye! Playtime is over!
03:56Oh, so much for plan A! On to plan B!
04:01Hello? Anyone here?
04:05The goo's on, but no one's home.
04:08Wow! Look at all that nano-goo!
04:12Yes. Sunday night's an odd time for a meeting. Are you quite sure it was today, Victor?
04:19Oh, yes! Definitely today!
04:23Today I shall destroy you!
04:26It's Simon Says, the toy maker!
04:28Yes. The one-arse cast aside like a forgotten plaything.
04:34Ah, yes, well, about that...
04:36My toy's not good enough for you, eh?
04:38Your toys don't work.
04:40Try telling that to my remote-controlled soldiers!
04:45Destroy them!
04:49Non!
04:56Victor, nous devons l'aider!
05:04Je suppose que c'est le dernier qu'on verra de Simon Says et ses petits jouets!
05:13Qu'est-ce qui m'arrive?
05:18Qu'est-ce que vous faites là-bas?
05:24Je me suis transformé en un contrôleur de jeux humain!
05:31Je pense que j'ai trouvé... plan C!
05:41Crac! J'ai tombé dans un géant muffin atomique!
05:46Oh, s'il vous plaît!
05:48Vous devez prendre la balle par les couilles et grimper dessus!
05:51Les gars, je vous ai dit que Techitech m'a donné un double dip?
05:54Gratuitement!
05:56Wow!
06:01Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
06:03Je ne sais pas! C'est comme si la main avait sa propre tête!
06:06J'ai besoin d'aide!
06:16Wow!
06:21Et Simon says, wiggle your hand!
06:27Put us down!
06:29And up!
06:32And across!
06:35And now, it's playtime!
06:44At last!
06:46Everyone is playing with my wonderful toys!
06:53Stop!
06:54Oh!
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh!
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh!
07:03Stop playing!
07:07Missed!
07:08Again!
07:09This is pointless!
07:11Victor, we've got to get you out of Simon says' range!
07:14Yes! Get me to Techitech, it's our only hope!
07:18I really hate this game!
07:19Come on!
07:24I have to jump into the nano-goo! Just like Simon says did!
07:27Then we stand a chance of beating him.
07:30Are you sure, Victor?
07:31Hey, I made it to the 5th level. I'd like to see Simon Says beat that.
07:37Ok. One, two, three.
07:41Stop!
07:45Simon didn't say you could do that. You can't do anything unless I say so.
07:51But I can.
07:54Anita!
08:01Can two play?
08:08Sorry, Victor.
08:10My turn.
08:16Is that the best you can do, losers?
08:32Au revoir, Simon!
08:50Victor, tu es encore vivant?
08:52Oui, je suis encore vivant. Mais Simon a atteint le 5ème niveau.
08:56Il est au 5ème niveau?
08:58Bien, j'ai sauté au 7ème niveau.
09:01C'est impossible!
09:03Bien, j'ai logué sur le net avec ma main et j'ai obtenu le code de chute.
09:06Ah, elle a obtenu le code de chute.
09:29Ah!
09:46Victor!
09:47Hey, attends une minute! Je suis sur le 5ème niveau!
09:51Ah!
09:56Regardez ça!
10:00Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
10:02Des oiseaux de l'espace! Simon Says est au 9ème niveau!
10:10Victor! Qu'est-ce que je dois faire?
10:13Tu dois tirer sur tes boucles de fleurs!
10:21Niveau 10! Prête ou pas?
10:25Des oiseaux de l'espace? Utilisez votre petit doigt!
10:29Ok!
10:34Maintenant, tirez sur vos boucles de fleurs!
10:43Niveau 12!
10:50Ah!
10:58Oh oh!
11:02J'aimerais ne jamais avoir double dip!
11:05Oui! C'est ça!
11:15Game over!
11:20I'm ok!
11:26I always win!
11:28Oh no! He's found us! Anita! Anita!
11:35Have you double dipped yet?
11:38Double? Dipped?
11:40Ha! Thought not!
11:50Waouh! Niveau 13!
11:53Et je l'avais vu!
11:55Waouh!
11:59Et donc, Techie Tech Tech Tech Tech Tech est libéré de jouer au jeu US Digital comme prévu!
12:05Et nous pouvons tous vivre heureusement après!
12:08Mais, Rumpelstiltskinny, qu'est-ce que Simon Says?
12:11Qui? Oh, lui, oui, oui!
12:13Pris en charge par un nombre de dieux triple dip!
12:17Le monde est maintenant libéré de jouer comme prévu!
12:19Ha! C'est ça!
12:20Anita, tu fais attention?
12:22Chut! Je suis presque au niveau 30!
12:24Niveau 30?
12:26Comment as-tu passé le laser light?
12:28Oh, tu bouges ton oeil!
12:30Ça active le Hyper Flubber!
12:31Tu peux faire ça? Sans des pandas bonus?
12:35Oh, laissez-moi essayer!
12:36Oh, attends, laissez-moi bouger!
12:38Oh!
12:43Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org