Upon arrival on planet P3X,989 the team are rendered unconscious. When they wake, they return to Earth, but soon find out that they are Androids. The team must return to the planet to find out what happened to their real bodies.
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, this is your colonel speaking.
00:27Welcome to P-3X-Niner-Eight-Niner, where it's a balmy room temperature.
00:35Fan it out.
00:36Whoa.
00:37Well, the lights are on, but there's nobody home.
00:59The technology seems advanced by comparison to what we've seen on most of the human inhabited
01:02planets.
01:03Maybe even more advanced than Earth.
01:05Much more.
01:06Well, it feels older somehow.
01:09I know how it feels.
01:10This place has seen better days.
01:22At least it doesn't appear to be of ghouled origin.
01:24Duke, you ever run into something like this?
01:27I have not.
01:36Computer.
01:43Well, that sounds ominous.
01:52Let's fall back.
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03:10no, no,
03:22Colonel?
03:30I don't know.
03:35Welcome to PX3, 989.
03:38Daniel?
03:39You guys okay?
03:40I am well.
03:41Yeah, I'm fine.
03:42Better than fine, actually, when you consider the fact that we were just-
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04:14Daniel?
04:15I think that's a greeting.
04:20Yes, it is.
04:23Oh, well then, come try it.
04:30We are explorers from a place called earth.
04:33I'm Daniel.
04:34Hello.
04:35This is your custom.
04:38Yes?
04:39Hello.
04:40You are the leader?
04:41oh no that would be me colonel jack o'neill kumbaya
04:49whatever why'd you attack us attack oh attack yes of course it would seem that way from your
04:56perspective yes i did that why it could not be helped oh are you suffering any pain any
05:05after effects occasionally the heart must be restarted oh no i think we feel fine
05:13you are all such wonderful specimens you in particular female colonel easy captain
05:25listen we had some things when we got here some
05:28weapons oh those yes very dangerous very can we have them back and our uniforms
05:37sorry but they are gone this is better yes no i am harlan i am the last survivor of
05:49all terror excuse me the last survivor
05:55you're the only one on this planet yes and your weapons are this way
06:19we are in section three there has been trouble here lately what kind of trouble mechanical
06:24breakdowns very difficult to maintain this complex all alone listen harlan is there an outside to
06:31this place outside is above we are under under the surface oh yes on the surface we cannot survive
06:38radiation very very bad ah this way to section four um what happened to your civilization
06:46surely you started on the surface and then moved under oh yes long ago we're curious to learn about
06:53other worlds we'd love to hear what happened on the surface all in time we've got all the time
06:58in the world yes you do you understand the fire what is that come try is that like aloha harlan
07:07how long have you been on your own ah now let me see wallace was the last one to go
07:14i miss but you all remind me a little of wallace um except for you of course you are
07:21a female and you are whatever you are
07:28hubble he was the creator of all this but he died very early too early took many secrets
07:35with him so long ago how long exactly uh exactly 99 million 207 000 of your hours
07:45well that's 11 000 years how did you know that
07:51that's right
07:54yeah wait how did you know that see everything is better even your minds you are all much much
08:01better better than what do you not feel it are you not stronger smarter jack i think he's right
08:08i feel great of course you do because i have given you a great gift i have made you all
08:14better better how oh i have not hurt you i have only made you better all right
08:22so close i'm gonna ask you one more time very simply
08:25better how
08:37we're gone right here
08:44so
09:00you cannot leave i i cannot leave either it is unsafe
09:03what is the safe tell us all in time there is so much you must know first
09:14oh you will be back you will you cannot leave me here
09:27oh dear
09:33colonel how do you feel never felt better in my life
09:37it's got me a little worried actually yeah well this has got me a little worried
09:41listen
09:52i don't hear anything
09:56but this is better i'm dead look colonel to make sense of this i'm gonna have to do a blood sample
10:12so
10:23oh my god what the hell is that get that on
10:27look uh i'm gonna need x-rays on all of them staff what did he do to us i don't know just
10:31let's everybody stay calm i no longer possess a go out
10:41colonel what the hell are you doing
11:02yes alert security to the infirmary whoa security dr fraser it is us just don't come any closer
11:19stand down airman it's a little misunderstanding it's an order belay that order
11:27general that is not colonel o'neill oh for crying out loud general it's me
11:32would you call that human blood
11:36i've reason to believe they're all imposters he or whatever he is has no detectable heartbeat
11:42take them to the holding room put a guard outside general hammond
11:48i don't know what that son of a bitch on 989 follow the instructions your wife died of cancer
11:54your granddaughter's names are tessa and kayla any resistance by any of you will be met with deadly
11:59force is that understood
12:05understand perfectly
12:09so
12:27looks and sounds like our people they certainly believe there's g1
12:31it may be another ghoul trick i don't know what to believe he was right about the names
12:37of my grandchildren how else would he have known if he isn't jack o'neill
12:42sir given our history with the gold i believe keeping them here would be extremely dangerous
12:48i'll take that under advisement
12:55it's incredible it looks like mine it feels like mine it is mine i mean i don't feel any
12:59different if anything i feel better that's what harland said well why didn't he just tell us
13:06probably afraid we'd damage him perceptive little runt you know colonel you can't blame
13:12general hammond for confining us hey i know who i am so do i in every respect i feel like sam carter
13:20but the evidence harland must have transferred our consciousness into these bodies bodies
13:27did you see the inside of this arm we're machines carter
13:32sir tilk are you okay why
13:40well for starters you've lost your
13:46infant ghoul i still feel its presence really that must be like continuing to feel a limb after
13:52it's been lost now for crying out loud daniel i'm glad you're so fascinated by all this but
14:00it's time for a little reality check okay we are being held prisoner by our own people well
14:09they can't keep us in here forever i mean why not what do you think is going to happen do you really
14:15think military intelligence is going to let us continue as sg1 like this we still have our
14:19rights jack what rights are you talking about colonel no matter what he's done to us we're still
14:24human is that what you're gonna say
14:30well harland said we'd be back
14:35now we know why
14:36so
14:51colonel neil whoever you are i've decided to send sg5 back to px3989 see if they can shut
14:57some light on this that's a mistake why because old harland will do to them what he did to us
15:02harland the indigenous person we encountered on the other side sir we do believe that he
15:08transferred our consciousness into these artificial bodies why would anyone do that
15:13well he thought he was doing us a favor he thinks this is better
15:19and i never even really thought of it at the time but he must be artificial too
15:23well that would explain how he got to be 11 000 years old what general i think it's imperative
15:33to get dr craven yes sir
15:42general i've gotta go back
15:50we'll send another team through within the hour negative
15:53no risk anymore get this gate open
16:13my strength returns you ran out of energy what well if these bodies are machines they need a
16:21power source it's here
16:30here is where you belong now here is the only place you can be
16:41you son of a bitch you nearly waited too long i was worried feel better well what the hell did
16:50you do to us you are angry yes give me one good reason why i shouldn't break you in half
16:56colonel he's the only one who can put our consciousness back into our real bodies oh
16:59no no i cannot do that in time you will see i have transferred your consciousness to the
17:04synthetic well transfer us back now no i cannot it is permanent i do not want to hear that
17:11you are damaging me
17:23i am sorry but there is no way to do what you ask
17:26your bodies are all gone it is all part of the process this is what you are now
17:35you will see it is better
17:41so
17:52this way around the corner just a few more steps and home again you should all
18:01rest now your internal systems are not yet fully recharged and they were allowed to drain far too
18:06low
18:13coolant leak in secondary coil section two immediate attention is required section two
18:20you see now why i needed you this place is more than one man can maintain oh so much to do you
18:28see we'll all feel much better soon this will not take long at all
18:44jackie said we should rest you don't want to run out of energy again
18:51no he was right about this place half the stuff in this complex isn't working the rest is marginal
18:57i mean look around he's been jerry-rigging things for centuries
19:01he was desperate i say let the place fall down
19:06to condemn harlan would be to condemn ourselves your point being
19:13what is done is done oh please has it occurred to anyone that all we are now is robots
19:26robots
19:30where are you going i'm going to find harland jack worry just talk robot robot
19:45what oh it's nothing
19:49um just the notion of living 11 000 years entered my mind for a moment and i couldn't
19:56uh it's a lot to take in apparently we've got time to adjust
20:05we really do have all the same sensations and perceptions that we did in our human form
20:10well if you think about it the human body is just a machine it's just a vessel for our
20:15consciousness i mean it's just an organic one i mean it performs work requires fuel it's not
20:20the same daniel no it isn't but maybe in a way harlan was right maybe this is better i mean we're
20:28still us we're still unique i mean every thought every feeling have you felt hungry or thirsty
20:35since this happened no
20:40tilt you still okay
20:57where'd he go he probably wants to be alone i don't blame him that way
21:05so
21:15so
21:32i do not understand this obsession of yours it's not an obsession i just want to know what you did
21:40but you have no further use for them oh good you are exploring yes good good there is much to see
21:47much to learn from the station and you are feeling better yes no colonel have you seen teal
21:55i left him with you perhaps he is best left alone he is different yes yes
22:06look carlin i want to know why you did this why you did all of this
22:17our race was facing destruction the biosphere of this planet could no longer support us
22:23well this project was undertaken to allow some of our people to continue to live even if our
22:27planet could not our former bodies would who never have survived this how many were there originally
22:35a thousand what happened to them though there were problems with the transfer process and some
22:39were lost secure a wreath jira very very sad we could not prepare hubble the creator of all this
22:47his secrets were lost but many survived for a while where are they well some left to the ring
22:56we discovered the ring which you went through they carried along smaller more portable power
23:00sources with them i expected them to come home i waited this is home after all but they didn't
23:13and the rest did not accept the gift they
23:17ended their existence how they walked above the surface far from here outside of the range of the
23:25power source wallace he was the last one he gave his life for the station an accident and
23:34i have been alone since wallace but you are here now and everything is better now
23:42so will you hold this for me
24:04come try very helpful we work together well there see we accomplish things
24:11so we must remain near the power source in case it breaks down again without the continuous stream
24:17of energy from the emitter these bodies could not function for more than a few
24:22hours and that is why i knew you would come back harley we want to go home
24:30oh no no you must stay you are friends new friends
24:33friends i don't even like you chances are i'll never like you
24:42if we are ever going home we need him you still do not appreciate the gift immortality
24:5311 000 going on infinity i always say
24:56what is it the power source for us i spent too much time away from repairing the station to
25:02create you hurry there's not much time we must repair it or else we will all die
25:25i think the thermal capacitator has malfunctioned again
25:29uh-huh tube 18 is blocked it draws heat in from the planetary core it must be vented
25:35the surface wind drives irradiated as rain into the ventilation system it rots the valves closed
25:42so what's keeping us going the reserve power like when you went back to your world
25:46not much time has this ever happened before not since wallace was still alive it is the
25:52reason i created you we must work together please help
26:04all right
26:09where's kilk can use him it does not matter he is different okay so what do we do
26:17i had to shut down most of the vents we have to open more and reroute the ventilation
26:23there and there i will stay here to operate the computer how do we find these vets and how do we
26:29open the automatic controls no longer work the vents are rusted closed you will have to open
26:36up the vent shafts and do it manually search your minds it is all there i made sure of it
26:42you have all the answers you need now go go
26:45go go
27:08this way
27:10so
27:13warning pressure rising to critical levels pressure level at four
27:18units
27:44there it is
27:48so
27:58did you see that yeah oh
28:06so
28:09harlem is right it's rusted shut i can feel it
28:30there i got it
28:31so
28:33good morning pressure rising to eight bubble units
28:44pressure rising to 10 units
28:48all right
28:49venting speed
28:59jill thank god we'll be back
29:17what are you doing
29:33come on
29:34okay
29:45you have succeeded in inventing sufficient pressure come try out we did it
30:04so
30:24it gives only damage i can repair it or we'll be well you will see in your friend too
30:31what killed you killed him he was malfunctioning
30:35how will all be well with him if he's dead you you will see now the station is repaired
30:41go back to your quarters and wait you you will see
30:47keep an eye on him
30:51so
30:58harlan open up
31:01harlan
31:12harlan what the hell are you doing oh we'll be well please hey he's making a new synthetic
31:18go back to your quarters and i will bring him to you well how is this possible
31:23uh yes um there were two minds before the creature he carried within two beings
31:27and the two binds could not coexist and your friend malfunctioned
31:31i did not know he was different i will not make that mistake again this time answer my question
31:36how can you make a new synthetic teal without the original campfire stand aside
31:42please if you destroy me you will destroy the last survivor of an entire people and
31:47yourselves too i'm going to ask this question once do our bodies our real bodies exist somewhere
31:59yes
32:00then i want you to put us back now i could not do that even if i wanted to why
32:07if you can transfer our consciousness into these bodies surely you can reverse the process
32:12no it is impossible why
32:17i'm not going to let you do that
32:19why if you can transfer our consciousness into these bodies surely you can reverse the process
32:25no it is impossible why
32:31i will show you
32:49so
32:58so
33:17i meant no harm
33:21i would have returned them through the ring as soon as i was certain you had accepted your
33:24transference except that it's not really a transference is it from one to the other
33:31we're copies yes as good as the original better even
33:41if you had not been so insistent you would never have seen each other
33:44once i knew the transference was successful i had intended to send your organic cells
33:49back to your world and their world they would never have known of your existence
33:57and in time i hope that you would have accepted yours we
34:06can never go back you belong here you are welcome here
34:19teal captain carter colonel he's all right
34:27that's great
34:49right
34:57daniel uh sort of
35:08here let me get that
35:10so
35:17harlan where have you been extremely busy i can see that doing what
35:23oh uh creating your synthetic others saving the planet busy busy
35:34synthetic yes i am sorry if i haven't restrained you for so long
35:39i am afraid my plan has failed rather miserably but as i promised you are free to go
35:48this is impossible it's true at first we didn't even know we'd been changed
35:55recreating the neural structure on i know i know what defies the uncertainty principle
36:00but we are identical right down to the mole on our hey shut up
36:09was not a copy made of me oh yes yes um but um i had to disintegrate you
36:23i see
36:28you just don't like uh well
36:31until i think in time our separate experience
36:36so
36:57listen i'm not too happy about this either you know you think you know how i feel well
37:06yeah we're basically the same guy aren't we have a look ow sorry yeah
37:19so um what the hell happened here
37:27somebody stole my life that's what happened you're talking about my life hey
37:32i've got every right to it that you do
37:39i was kind of hoping i could figure out a way to undo all this get myself back into my body
37:43where i belong oh well it's occupied thank you i noticed that
37:51what does that make me
37:52what do you want well they're all debating the meaning of life out there both daniels
38:05think this is all fascinating the carters are arguing already joke feels left out
38:15you and i have got a few things to talk about i'm not going to give you a hard
38:19time about who gets to go back if that's what you mean well thank you it has nothing
38:23to do with generosity believe me i can't go back if i could it might be a different story
38:33altogether yeah well there is um a little issue of security you know everything i know about earth
38:43codes defenses we'll bury the gate don't worry and don't even think about trying to
38:50send a bomb to make sure i wasn't as you were i know you
38:57all right all right you have my word colonel call me jack
39:04oh crying out loud i'll handle this
39:23ah there you are i was worried about you where is the other one he's
39:33getting ready to go home yes all for the best i hope in time you will forgive me
39:42you were just trying to survive yes and we will all will be well you will see
39:49harlan people are not supposed to live forever maybe not but if you try
39:56just a few hundred years perhaps you might change your mind yes
40:16so don't forget to bury the gate we're gone like that's something i'd forget
40:26well see you
40:34and uh you should have that look at it's
40:43have a good life
40:57so
41:14you