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The Paper Lads season 1 episode 2

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00:00At the third stroke, it will be 2, 38 and 50 seconds.
00:30Come along with me.
00:38The night has opened up its eyes to see day.
00:44A thousand moving just as one.
00:48A feeling God so certain that when this day is done,
00:55The paper log will come with the dawn casting light on the play.
01:01Acting it out in our own special way.
01:04Making our entrance and reading the lines.
01:07The story of people who live by their time.
01:24Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. How's the football going, son?
01:43Oh, that's bad. The ground's a bit heavy just now, that.
01:46Keep it under your heart. He's on the trials for Burnley.
01:50Can he team that? It would be if they wouldn't keep pinching our best jolly, lads.
01:53See you. See you.
01:57Hello, Mrs. Crawford. Hello.
01:59Gog, I want a word with you.
02:01What were you whispering about that van driver?
02:03Just being sociable. Aye, it looked like it.
02:05If it's what you heard this morning, I told you to keep it to yourself.
02:08I expect you've gone and done it all now, eh?
02:10I just meant to, little one.
02:12That's the last time I tell you anything, unless I want a broadcasting.
02:18Afternoon, Mr. Crawford. Afternoon, Mr. Crawford.
02:20Afternoon, Sam. Afternoon, Sam.
02:22Afternoon, lad. Everything all right? Aye.
02:25You want what, broadcasting, J.G.?
02:27Oh, they wrote this morning. Early next month, they said.
02:30Tell the time off.
02:32Even ex-copper needs a better clue than that. What you on about?
02:34Burnley. Asked us for a week's trial next month.
02:37That's marvellous news, J.G. Exactly what you're hoping for, isn't it?
02:40I suppose so. I knew I'd played well in the semi-finals,
02:43when the Newcastle scout was there.
02:45Seems I impressed the wrong bloke.
02:47I'm going to sniff from Newcastle.
02:49If you fold each paper, you'll be here all night.
02:51Put them in flat. Oh, it's me own system.
02:54It better be, you know. All right, you lot.
02:56Go on, off you go.
02:58I'll see you done when you patch it around, OK?
03:00Come on. Go on.
03:02Make sure you use those gates, right?
03:08Thank you very much.
03:11Paul. Oh, Dad.
03:13Aye, aye. Who's this, then?
03:15You paper lads, would you believe?
03:17Yes. Paul.
03:19Very nice.
03:21Where you off to, then?
03:23Oh, Birtfield's off sick again, so I'm on at six.
03:25What about your bait?
03:27Don't worry, I'll survive, man.
03:29How about me fishing you down some fish and chips to the gate?
03:31I don't like you being out that time of night, bunny lad.
03:33I'll get one of the lads to come with us.
03:35Aye.
03:37I'll get one of the lads to come with us.
03:39Aye. Go on, then.
03:41Tell you what, I'll give you some money.
03:43Here.
03:45Here, treat one of your mates in,
03:47it'll be a nice change from beans on toast.
03:49Oh, and don't forget Uncle Bob's darts match tomorrow.
03:51I hadn't forgotten.
03:53Well, you'd better hurry up if you want to catch that girlfriend of yours.
03:55Girlfriend? Her?
03:57See you. Hey, big man!
04:00Hello, Bill.
04:02Magazine's just come in.
04:04Oh, great.
04:07There you go.
04:09Great.
04:11How's things, then?
04:13Well, to tell you the truth, Jack, I'm pig sick.
04:15I mean, look at the night, for instance, right?
04:17I'm on me own down at that blasted yard for 12 hours.
04:19Now, there's supposed to be security mad at the docks.
04:21There's me on me own and 20,000 quid in the safe.
04:2320,000?
04:25Don't even have a dog.
04:27Tell you what, just as well I've got me radio to keep us company.
04:29Crackers down, eh?
04:31Oi, and on top of that,
04:33my wife's away again looking after her mother.
04:35I don't mean leave, but it's her third time this year, you know.
04:37It's a bit hard on the lad, aren't they?
04:39Well, he takes it in his stride, does Gog.
04:41Gog?
04:43Yeah, your lad.
04:45That's what they call him, didn't you know?
04:47Fancy coming down our house tonight?
04:49Your dad's given us some money for fish and chips.
04:51Yeah, thanks, Gog.
04:53You might have a little steal tonight, won't you?
04:55Her? She'll not notice I've gone, man.
04:57Hiya.
04:59Hiya.
05:01What's she doing here?
05:03Girls can't play football.
05:05Try me.
05:07Shut up, you two. Come on.
05:09Gog, go and do whatever it is you're supposed to be doing.
05:11You're thinking I'm gonna go.
05:13I knocked him home yesterday, man.
05:15These are the girls, eh?
05:17Look, while yous are arguing,
05:19I'll take the kick.
05:21I'm with it.
05:23Come on, then.
05:25Typical.
05:27Only you could have done that, couldn't you, eh?
05:29Look at that man it's in there. How are you gonna get it, eh?
05:31Right, what's your next trick?
05:33I'm going after it, Dad.
05:35You'll catch it if you go in there. Look at the signs.
05:37I suppose I'd better go in with her.
05:39Listen, you and Buzz can, um...
05:41Use that ladder there.
05:43If you see anybody coming, give us a whistle.
05:45Right.
05:47Bye, Buzz.
05:49Why couldn't you stay to him?
05:51Swing or something.
05:53Yeah.
05:55Need a hand?
05:57Come on, Clogs.
05:59Where is it?
06:01Hey, Buzz!
06:03Buzz!
06:05Sorry, mister.
06:07Why don't you look where you're going?
06:15Seen this?
06:17Got some good drivers, haven't they?
06:23Buzz, look out!
06:25Sam, come here! See where he is first.
06:27The coach!
06:29Come on, Jim, quick!
06:31Come on!
06:33Come on, Clog!
06:35Come on!
06:37There he is!
06:41Quick, under there!
06:55Clog!
07:11Cloggy!
07:13Hey, Cloggy!
07:15Is there a hand with this?
07:21Cloggy!
07:25Sam, what's happened?
07:27They got out by climbing over the back gates.
07:29It would have served them right if they'd been caught.
07:31She's not like a proper girl.
07:33Just as well they weren't caught, though.
07:35Did you see the size of that bloke?
07:37Must have been the foreman.
07:39They hid him in a van and he wasn't a foot away from them.
07:41That's what JJ says.
07:43Did he have dark glasses?
07:45And checked trousers?
07:47I think so.
07:49Hey, I bumped into him near the gate.
07:51I know him from somewhere, I'm sure.
07:53Looks a bit like a wrestler my dad used to know.
07:55Came from Leeds.
07:57Doggy Daggers, that's his name.
07:59Next, please.
08:01Oh, fusion chips three times, please.
08:11What time is it?
08:13It's a bit early, isn't it?
08:15Aye, well, there doesn't seem to be anybody around.
08:17Now, remember.
08:19You the wire, me the window,
08:21and you the guard.
08:41Well, then, let's go.
08:51Right.
08:53Let's get cracking, Terry.
08:55On you get, Doggy.
09:01That guard going to be all right, you reckon?
09:03Aye, well, I hope so.
09:05That's the trouble with Doggy.
09:07He doesn't know his own strength.
09:09Fusion chips, OK?
09:11Yeah.
09:15Hey, where's he going?
09:17He shouldn't be there.
09:19It's locked. There's nobody in the yard this time of night.
09:21Come on!
09:25Dad!
09:27Dad!
09:29He's bleeding.
09:31Oh, that tightens hands more.
09:35Careful.
09:37Don't panic, Dog.
09:39Here, let me have a go.
09:41Careful.
09:43Careful.
09:49Careful, Dad.
09:51Quick, get him in a good position.
09:53They've knocked him out.
09:59You best warn Mr Crawford.
10:01I'll get a lock.
10:05Thought as that, didn't they?
10:07He's out cold.
10:09They've half murdered him.
10:11It's OK.
10:13Take your jacket off.
10:16Here, Krishna, lift his head up.
10:22Dad, it's me, Paul.
10:24Are you OK, Dad?
10:26What's he trying to say?
10:28I don't know. Something about his dog.
10:30What's the matter, Dad? Can't you see?
10:32It's a shock, man.
10:34Are you going to get help, or am I?
10:36You go to this box in the corner of Town Street.
10:38Time to hurry!
10:41Hello? Mrs Crawford?
10:43It's me, Ian.
10:45Ian Armstrong.
11:05All quiet?
11:07Yeah, like a mouse.
11:09How's it going, then?
11:11It's not. How about turning your way?
11:13Right.
11:15Just stand back.
11:17Get a bit of jig.
11:27Ah, see you in a minute, man.
11:29We'd better go.
11:31Right, at least we're not in a hurry.
11:33I wonder what your boss would say if he could see you now.
11:35Have a nice weekend, he said.
11:37I'm taking him at his word, aren't I?
11:39Hey, I'd like to see his face one morning
11:41when he comes in and finds a furniture pile on his floor
11:43and we're both missing.
11:45By that time, we'll be too far away to get
11:47with 20,000 quid.
11:49When will we get it open?
11:51He's going to wake up, and there's going to be no one there.
11:53The doctor will be there.
11:55And you heard what he said. Your dad's a big, healthy fellow.
11:57He's going to be all right.
11:59I never thought there'd be anyone who'd knock my dad down, ever.
12:01It's what they use to knock him down,
12:03do the damage.
12:05What did your mates say?
12:07They don't rank much to their chances.
12:09That safe wasn't blown.
12:11They hacked it out and lugged it away.
12:13Well, they won't go far, that little lot.
12:15It doesn't mean they're going to catch them, though, does it?
12:17You think you're going to help?
12:19Come on, let's help you. There's a spare bed upstairs.
12:21No, thanks, Mr. Crawford. I'd rather get back.
12:23This means I'll have to pay chintz to feed the goldfish.
12:25I'm staying with him, Mr. Crawford.
12:27Do we let them?
12:29Well, you heard what Gog said.
12:31Here, in this time, you're not caught
12:33without your overcoat. Now, come on.
12:35Wait a minute, lads.
12:41Listen.
12:43When you went to phone Mr. Crawford,
12:45me dad went on mumbling, going on about wrestling.
12:47Then suddenly I realised what he meant about the dark.
12:49Darkie Dake is the wrestler.
12:51The man I saw going in at the coachworks.
12:53That'd be quite a place to open a safe, wouldn't it?
13:05What was that?
13:07Sounded like a splash.
13:09Eh?
13:11Come on.
13:35That's it, I'm sure.
13:39So what's he doing here?
13:43Come on, let's find out.
13:51Can't read a bit.
13:53Enter the room with the rest of the room.
13:55Here.
13:57Move it.
13:59Why me? Why don't you do it yourself?
14:01Because I'm the bravest big man you just have brought.
14:03Quick, reverse gear.
14:15Come on.
14:33Hey.
14:39Take it steady.
14:41Look good, look good.
14:43Keep going, keep going.
14:45That's it.
14:47Right a bit, I think that's it.
14:49Take it steady.
14:51Come on, get in.
14:53Come on.
14:55Keep it straight, man.
14:59Hey, well done.
15:03Great idea, that.
15:05Take the Land Rover with us.
15:07They'll be looking for it like they were in your castle.
15:09Change the plates, we can use it again when it needs.
15:11Keep your lockers open,
15:13that's the answer.
15:15Come on, let's get this job finished, eh?
15:17Aye.
15:19Aye.
15:21I won't feel we've done the job
15:23till we've passed Scott's Corner.
15:25Now,
15:27where do we put them plastic bags, then?
15:29Well, I mean,
15:31we might as well shove them now, then, eh?
15:33Aye.
15:35I mean,
15:37we'll be out of the way then, then, won't we?
15:39Aren't we?
15:41Come on, this way.
15:43All right.
15:45Can you reckon what you'll need, then?
15:47Ah, we'll see about the only one in traffic.
15:49There's been enough furniture bought
15:51on just another removal,
15:53except this one's moving 20,000 quid.
15:55Ha, ha, ha.
15:57Aye, but think big.
15:59Think.
16:01Are we going to take a look at the fantastico?
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:17Aye.
16:19Come up with that stuff, don't we?
16:21It's great, eh?
16:23Yeah, great.
16:25All right, we'll have a cup of tea, then,
16:27at the restaurant.
16:29Oh, and we'll see if we can get ourselves a big kip.
16:31Aye.
16:33Tommy?
16:35Get us two.
16:37Now, I've got some things
16:39we wouldn't have burgers.
16:41Some cheese and egg, and a few pastas.
16:43Hey, man, come on, don't you?
16:45Pour the tea on, man.
16:47Oh, thank you.
16:49Yeah, I'll do that.
16:55...three, four, five...
16:57...six, seven, eight...
16:59...nine, ten...
17:01...eleven, twelve...
17:03...thirteen, fourteen...
17:05...fifteen, sixteen...
17:07Where's Boston?
17:09Still on his breakfast when I left.
17:11A bit late this morning, aren't we?
17:13Well, have they slept the pair of them,
17:15do you think?
17:17Could be.
17:25Oi! Where have you been?
17:27Er, it's Gok here.
17:29No, why? Well, he's not at all.
17:33Pretend to call this late, eh? What do you mean?
17:35He's not at all. Well, I called round
17:37to make sure he's awake, but he's not there.
17:39He's not at the hospital, do you think?
17:41The hospital? Wasn't he in there?
17:43No, the house is empty. I'm phoning Inspector Cook.
17:45What's the matter with him, mate?
17:47He's not very well, I'll tell you.
17:51Come on, man wolf!
17:53It's time!
17:55I'll go and wake Darkie, I'll read.
17:57Er...
17:59Hey, wake up.
18:01Come on.
18:05Darkie!
18:07Come on, man. It's time to go.
18:09Darkie!
18:11Come on then, you two.
18:13Shift these down.
18:15I'll open the door.
18:19Look here, Darkie.
18:21That's it.
18:23Go again.
18:33Will!
18:35What's this?
18:39How long's he been there?
18:41How did he get in?
18:43Now then, son.
18:45How much have you seen?
18:47Like, how long have you been here?
18:49How much have you seen?
18:51I'm not seeing now.
18:53You'd better, son.
18:55How did you get in here in the first place?
18:57Hey, that's the phone ringing.
18:59Oi!
19:01Come on, Darkie.
19:03Get up them stairs in that office.
19:05You'll catch me when we're done with this!
19:07Get the engine warmed up.
19:09You mean it!
19:11You'd better put it down!
19:13You'd better put it down!
19:15Put it down!
19:25Now then, son.
19:27You're nice in the room, aren't you, sir?
19:29Only this one's still in place.
19:31So I didn't try you out.
19:33So I didn't try you out.
19:35I'm going to find you one day.
19:37I'm very good at this.
19:39I'm very good at this.
19:43Oh, the police caught you!
19:45They caught me!
20:03They caught me!
20:29Have you got any ideas?
20:31No.
20:33Does anybody know anything about the rest of the family?
20:35Yeah, there's his Uncle Bob down at the timber yard.
20:37That's right, yeah.
20:39Go and have a word, JG.
20:41Try not to worry him too much.
20:43Just tell him the situation.
21:01Go and have a word.
21:21How you going to get the news to Uncle Bob, have you thought?
21:23How you going to get the news to Uncle Bob, have you thought?
21:25Yeah, of course I've thought.
21:27But I still don't know what I'm going to tell him.
21:29Everything's been done that can be done.
21:34I wonder where they are.
21:43Sam!
21:45Buzz!
21:51Sam!
21:54What's that?
21:55What's what, stupid?
21:57There in the water. It's a big box or something.
22:00It's not a box. It's a seam.
22:02Hey, do you think that's got anything to do with the one that...
22:05It hasn't. It's a terrible coincidence.
22:07Come on, we'd best get Mr Crawford.
22:09No, wait, there's the river patrol boat.
22:12Over here!
22:14Yeah, over here!
22:16Yeah!
22:19All right, all three from the tank, how are you?
22:24They must have worked on the safety net.
22:27Because the only way they could get onto the jetty was through the yard.
22:31We've got to get in there.
22:33But go careful.
22:35Because in there we've got a gang tough enough to half kill a security guard.
22:40And those kids might be in there.
22:42God forbid.
22:44Excuse me, sir.
22:45Not now.
22:46Sir, if those gates are padlocked from the outside,
22:49how can anyone be inside?
22:56All right, open up, but careful.
23:02There's Ian, look!
23:03Ian!
23:04Ian?
23:05Ian!
23:07Ian?
23:08Ian will not be long.
23:17I don't know what they look like.
23:19There's three of them.
23:20Patterson sits on the van.
23:42Hold it!
23:44Hold it!
23:45I reckon that's a belief now.
23:47I've got to do no spinning.
23:49A technician of furniture,
23:51named Patterson,
23:53in large letters on signs.
24:00Hey!
24:09Don't give them panic.
24:10They're coming onto us.
24:11Just move it out.
24:15Ian!
24:27Anything wrong, officer?
24:29Out!
24:45Would you gentlemen care to show me what you've got in the back?
24:50We're having a fire.
24:54Constable, let's have them.
25:06Look at you.
25:09Who the hell's he?
25:14Who the hell's he?
25:15Who the hell's he?
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25:41While in sleep you're working, the world is just your own.
25:47The paper lads alone.
26:02A new paperback book describing the many adventures of the paper lads will be available shortly in most bookshops.
26:08And the theme music from the series by Renaissance is available on a new single from your local record shop now.