• 3 months ago
German dubs.
Kungfu-Action-Komödie auf Deutsch.
Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist 1979 Guai quan xiao zi
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00:00:47I want you to learn good kung fu.
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00:00:55I give you to a good teacher because I wish that you will be a great fighter.
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00:15:55I am a warrior of the extra class.
00:16:00One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
00:16:27fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three,
00:16:38twenty-four, twenty-five. Stop!
00:16:41And now the footwork.
00:16:47Oh, weyer, his footwork doesn't take much.
00:16:57Hei! Gah! Hei! Gah! Ha! Oh! Ha! Hei! Gah! Hei! Gah! Ha!
00:17:07You fat egg. It's getting worse and worse.
00:17:10And now the basic exercise from the beginning. Everyone in position. Attention!
00:17:13Wait, hang on. May I interrupt?
00:17:14Wait a second, boys.
00:17:16Yes, boss, what is it?
00:17:18Listen, this young man here is a Kung Fu expert. He doesn't like your footwork.
00:17:24Hello.
00:17:26Do you want to learn some Kung Fu?
00:17:28I'm a fighter of the extra class.
00:17:30So?
00:17:32Then let's fight a round.
00:17:34Of course. I can prove what's on your backpack.
00:17:37Then come.
00:17:38First the snake fist. Agreed?
00:17:40Hei!
00:17:45What's that?
00:17:46That was the snake fist. I showed you mine and now you show yours. Then we'll see who's better.
00:17:51You don't have all of them. You should show that you can fight. Come on, little one.
00:17:55Oh, no. I can't do that. I can't hurt anyone. Otherwise I'll get a scolding from my master.
00:17:59First you'll get a scolding from me.
00:18:03Hey, stop it. I can't fight.
00:18:07Hey, stop it. Otherwise you'll get hurt.
00:18:12I told you to stop fighting. I really didn't want to hurt you. Now you got it.
00:18:22That's enough.
00:18:24You can't beat me.
00:18:26You'll see, big mouth.
00:18:29Your footwork sucks, boy.
00:18:37You can't hit me like that.
00:18:39He's fast with the lightning.
00:18:41You should stop. Otherwise you'll really get hurt.
00:18:45Now I'll kick your ass. Number your bones so you can find them later.
00:18:49Stop it before it's too late. You can't hit me. You're too slow.
00:18:52Stop it!
00:19:03Haven't you had enough?
00:19:20Stop it!
00:19:33That was a common low kick, my brother.
00:19:50That hurts like hell.
00:19:54Don't push me.
00:19:58Don't get up. It's just a bruise.
00:20:00You're right.
00:20:02Don't leave him. You have to save me. I can't go back to school.
00:20:06Where can I find the dog?
00:20:08I don't know. I guess he's still here in town. Go and look for him.
00:20:12I'll find him. And then I'll smash this sausage with my iron skull.
00:20:16When I'm done with him, you can push him under the door at school.
00:20:19I'll go and look for him.
00:20:21Calm down. I'll buy myself a little shit.
00:20:26There's only a inn here.
00:20:30Hey, Wong, look. There's the guy we're looking for.
00:20:33Wait!
00:20:42Can you tell me where the inn is?
00:20:44The inn? Why?
00:20:46When I'm done with you, you'll need a hospital.
00:20:48You beat up my brother at kung fu school.
00:20:51I'll avenge you.
00:20:53I'm the Iron Skull Wong.
00:20:56And you're about to beat me up.
00:20:59No, I'm not. I don't understand why you want to beat me up.
00:21:02I don't like fighting.
00:21:04Come on, kid. I'll beat you up.
00:21:08I don't want to fight you. We don't have a fight.
00:21:11Don't be silly. You're a few days younger than me, so you'll have to go first.
00:21:22Forget it, kid. I'm ticklish.
00:21:24I just wanted to see if your skin was thick enough.
00:21:26I knew you'd be one of those.
00:21:28You go first, then I'll follow.
00:21:30Then you'll see how hard my skull is.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:39Yeah, but not fast enough.
00:21:43Now watch this.
00:21:52You could wash yourself.
00:21:57You can't go any further.
00:22:03Master, are you hurt?
00:22:05He's unconscious. I hope his skull can take it.
00:22:21It's dripping.
00:22:25It hurts.
00:22:27Can you still think?
00:22:29Shut up. It's just a scratch.
00:22:32What do we do now?
00:22:34We pack our things and get out of town as fast as we can.
00:22:37What? Get out of town?
00:22:39What else? People will laugh at us.
00:22:42You're right. Let's find another job.
00:22:45Just like we were built, we'll be kissed in every school.
00:22:49That's a good idea.
00:22:51You'll teach your footwork, and I'll...
00:22:59You'll teach your footwork, and I'll...
00:23:12You see? We're doing well again.
00:23:15The new school is good, and the boss is generous.
00:23:18The things cost at least $6, and the advance is not cheap either.
00:23:21$20 for every rich man for a while.
00:23:23I'm telling you, it's going to shine.
00:23:25Of course. We're offering something for our money.
00:23:27You'll teach your footwork, and I'll teach my iron skull.
00:23:30Master Ho can be happy that he found us, right?
00:23:33He'll get more money from his students.
00:23:36And I'll make sure we get a real share.
00:23:40Let's drink to that.
00:23:42Cheers.
00:23:50Hey, the girl behind the counter is really eyeing us.
00:23:53Do you smell something?
00:23:58She's really hot. I'm going to her.
00:24:00I just don't know how.
00:24:02Let me help you. You have experience.
00:24:04You'll tell me how to approach a man and a girl.
00:24:07You have to be very charming.
00:24:09That's too hard for me.
00:24:11I always have trouble with these foreign words.
00:24:13I'll do it the old-fashioned way.
00:24:15If I come here every day to eat and give good tips,
00:24:17she'll notice I'm into her, right?
00:24:19We'll get to like each other, and maybe I'll even marry her.
00:24:22A housewife is something close, right?
00:24:25Clever idea. Then we'll always get something good to eat.
00:24:27Come on, have another drink.
00:24:32That was an excellent meal.
00:24:34Yes, very excellent.
00:24:37Mr. Wirtz, the bill. I'll pay for my little brother.
00:24:39No, wait a minute. First you get drunk, okay?
00:24:45Now I'll pay.
00:24:47No, no, no way. That was a different deal.
00:24:49Come on, let me pay. You'll be back tomorrow, okay?
00:24:51Agreed.
00:24:53I'll give you one right away.
00:24:55You milkman, watch where you're going.
00:24:57Don't be rude. I'm sorry, man.
00:24:59I can't help it that there's a banana peel on it.
00:25:02You're lucky I'm a peaceful person.
00:25:09The gentlemen wanted to pay. Make it $1.10.
00:25:11No, that's too little.
00:25:13Your food is very good.
00:25:15I'll pay $2.
00:25:17Thank you, sir, thank you.
00:25:18Very good, Mr. Wirtz.
00:25:19I have only one condition.
00:25:21For dinner, buy your daughter a nice bouquet of flowers.
00:25:26Thank you, sir.
00:25:29You're welcome. I'm happy to do that.
00:25:33Hey, where did I put my money?
00:25:35You must have forgotten it at home.
00:25:38I'll pay.
00:25:44Hey, the young man was robbed.
00:25:46Hey, Mr. Wirtz.
00:25:47Here are the guests.
00:25:49I want something decent to eat.
00:25:51I can pay the bill, Wirtz.
00:25:53Bring vegetables, meat and noodles.
00:25:55But decent portions, is that clear?
00:25:57I'm totally starved.
00:26:03Yes, I think you can pay.
00:26:05Because you pulled the coal out of the bag when we collided.
00:26:08Hey, what are those sounds?
00:26:10If you don't have any money, let them come up with something else.
00:26:13You're giving us our $40 back.
00:26:15You talk too much.
00:26:16Don't make such an innocent face.
00:26:18Now I've had enough.
00:26:19I'm not dependent on your coins.
00:26:21I have enough in my own pocket.
00:26:22Get out of here.
00:26:23You can't get away with this.
00:26:25I'm going to get into your pocket.
00:26:28And I bet I'll get our money back.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:31You're not getting into my pockets.
00:26:33I'll find him.
00:26:34Good.
00:26:35Not you.
00:26:48Stop it.
00:26:49You're ruining my plan.
00:26:50Please don't.
00:26:51Stop it.
00:26:56Come on.
00:27:01Don't look so stupid.
00:27:02What is it?
00:27:03You wanted to spy on me.
00:27:04This way.
00:27:05Come closer.
00:27:19Hey.
00:27:22Let me see what you've got.
00:27:25And finish.
00:27:26And you can clean that up.
00:27:32Oh, excuse me.
00:27:33Hello.
00:27:38What a surprise.
00:27:39That's how you meet again.
00:27:41What did you lose here?
00:27:43That's my brother, guys.
00:27:44Imagine, the two of them wanted to rob me.
00:27:48Let's get out of here.
00:27:49You have to follow them.
00:27:50Don't let those criminals get away.
00:27:53They can run.
00:27:54Come on, I'll invite you to dinner.
00:27:56I don't know you.
00:27:57But you helped me against the two of them.
00:27:59And now I can invite you to dinner.
00:28:01Come on, sit down.
00:28:02I'm sorry, young man.
00:28:03You're going to wash all the dishes.
00:28:04Don't worry.
00:28:05I'll pay for everything.
00:28:06There's enough money in here.
00:28:08That's enough for the furniture.
00:28:09And besides, I want to invite all the guests here to drink at my expense.
00:28:12And whoever is hungry should eat.
00:28:13I'll pay for everything.
00:28:14Let's go to the kitchen.
00:28:15Yes, of course.
00:28:16Here, take this away.
00:28:17Come on, we can eat.
00:28:18Where do you want to sit?
00:28:19There.
00:28:22Good day.
00:28:23Sit down.
00:28:24What can I do for you?
00:28:25Everything is free today.
00:28:26I won't be invited by anyone.
00:28:28All right.
00:28:29Then you can pay.
00:28:30Please.
00:28:32He might be in a bad mood.
00:28:34Weird guy.
00:28:35It doesn't matter.
00:28:36Please sit down.
00:28:37After you.
00:28:38Thank you.
00:28:43Damn it.
00:28:44What did this guy lose here?
00:28:45Maybe he followed us.
00:28:47And what are we going to do now?
00:28:48We're going to attack our boss.
00:28:50Do you think he's going to do that?
00:28:51We're going to beat him up.
00:28:52He's got new fighting techniques that the boy can't handle.
00:28:54He's going to beat him up.
00:28:56Come on, let's go get him.
00:28:57Here's the wine.
00:28:58Thank you.
00:28:59We ate together and ate together.
00:29:00Now we should introduce ourselves.
00:29:02My name is Ling Hu.
00:29:03And my name is Shao Hu.
00:29:05But Ling Hu sounds like a girl's name.
00:29:07I can't do anything about that.
00:29:09My parents called me that.
00:29:10Why were they so afraid of you?
00:29:12You didn't do anything and they ran away.
00:29:14Have you ever beaten them up?
00:29:15No.
00:29:16I'm not going to start a fight.
00:29:17They wanted to beat me up.
00:29:19I don't get it.
00:29:20You don't fight, but they're afraid of you.
00:29:23That's strange.
00:29:25That means you must be a good fighter.
00:29:27Of course.
00:29:28I'm a fighter of the extra class.
00:29:30At least that's what my master said.
00:29:32Great.
00:29:33Then I made a good catch.
00:29:34Would you mind if I stayed a little while near you and learned from you?
00:29:37No, not at all.
00:29:38I'd love to.
00:29:39Shao Hu, I guess the two of them will reappear here.
00:29:42No, I don't think so.
00:29:43Yes, I'm sure they want revenge.
00:29:45Why revenge?
00:29:46How did you come up with that idea?
00:29:47You're weak-spirited.
00:29:49Your brain doesn't seem to be working.
00:29:51Does that mean I'm stupid?
00:29:52You don't look well-spirited either.
00:29:54What?
00:29:55We don't want to insult each other.
00:29:57Forget it.
00:29:58Let's have a drink.
00:29:59I'll drink to you and our friendship.
00:30:01I'm glad we got to know each other.
00:30:08Pay.
00:30:13We'll be right there.
00:30:17Chief, over there is the tea house.
00:30:18Right at the beginning of the village road.
00:30:20Stop!
00:30:23Go and get the two of them.
00:30:24I'm not visiting any guest houses.
00:30:26Hey, you go.
00:30:28You go.
00:30:30Then we'll go together.
00:30:42I was right.
00:30:43I told you that the two of them will reappear here.
00:30:48Hey, sausage!
00:30:49If you're a man, then come out!
00:30:51It's best if we do it right here.
00:30:53Shahu, finish her off.
00:30:55No, I told you I never fight.
00:30:57I don't want to hurt her.
00:30:58Fine, then I'll do it.
00:31:00Don't!
00:31:03I'll finish you off alone.
00:31:04You inflated balls!
00:31:13Did you hit me?
00:31:14Why did you hit me?
00:31:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:16I didn't want to hurt you.
00:31:17Watch where you're going!
00:31:18You're very funny.
00:31:19Fight each other.
00:31:20The winner gets a drink and I get a wine.
00:31:22I'll do it.
00:31:23Now you'll learn a foot technique that will make your ears ring.
00:31:30I can't hear you until you start ringing.
00:31:35Oh, no.
00:31:36Is your foot still there?
00:31:37No.
00:31:43What was that, Benite?
00:31:47Oh, my foot!
00:31:51Your foot technique looks like a foot disease.
00:31:56Do you have enough or do you want to do another round?
00:32:00Hey!
00:32:01Oh, no.
00:32:02Come on, or you won't dare.
00:32:04Let your socks flutter.
00:32:05I'm waiting.
00:32:06Just wait.
00:32:07Now you'll get a kick that will make your teeth fly out of your ears.
00:32:10You'll think an elephant kicked you.
00:32:15Did you hurt yourself, you poor thing?
00:32:18You're flying too low for an elephant.
00:32:20Hey, you can lie down right away.
00:32:27You don't think so, do you?
00:32:34You've got quite a rusty neck.
00:32:40Ouch!
00:32:41Do you want to have an iron skull?
00:32:43That's a cold skull. It's already rattling.
00:32:49You can't go this way. You can go that way.
00:32:51Hello, drumstick.
00:32:55Look through here.
00:32:58The frame is good for you.
00:32:59You can nail yourself to the wall as a picture.
00:33:01Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
00:33:02Come on, pull yourself together.
00:33:03We have to get out of here.
00:33:04We have to apologize. Our boss is waiting.
00:33:06Here we go.
00:33:07Well?
00:33:10Come on, follow me. Let's go and see your boss.
00:33:13And who pays for the new scarf?
00:33:14Oh, keep the money. That's 40 dollars.
00:33:16That should be enough, right?
00:33:18Thank you, young man.
00:33:19Yes, yes, I'll call that generous.
00:33:27So, boss, here we are again.
00:33:29And the two are here too, the dangerous ones.
00:33:31Yes, we brought them along.
00:33:34They're supposed to be dangerous. They don't look like that at all.
00:33:36Yes, they are dangerous.
00:33:38Very dangerous.
00:33:40You two are experts.
00:33:42Why are you pinching in front of these half-portions?
00:33:47I could hit them, but I don't dare to hit them hard,
00:33:49otherwise the little one would fall over.
00:33:51Yes, we're sorry about that.
00:33:53You're too soft, boys.
00:33:57He doesn't look like anything yet. Make yourself comfortable.
00:33:59I'll hit him in the pan.
00:34:09You're his boss, aren't you?
00:34:13Where is he?
00:34:14You should go to the hospital before you get a rash.
00:34:19Such a poor creature can't be a good fighter.
00:34:21Don't you want to go home?
00:34:23I'll show you who's a good fighter.
00:34:39Something like that.
00:34:40But that was just a lucky hit.
00:34:42You think so?
00:34:43If you want, I can repeat it.
00:34:45You can't do that.
00:34:46Now I'll open the box.
00:34:51Watch out, he's trying the snake fist.
00:34:54Snake fist?
00:34:55You have no idea.
00:34:56It's a thunderstorm.
00:35:09I'll bite you.
00:35:11I'll stab you.
00:35:14What do you mean, stab me?
00:35:15First sharpen your fingernails, you skeleton.
00:35:18I almost got you.
00:35:19You didn't.
00:35:26Now you're in trouble.
00:35:39Why did you hit me?
00:35:48You're a girl.
00:35:50Why should I be a girl?
00:35:51Because you have a ponytail.
00:35:52Be nice, my sweet girl.
00:35:53You're so sweet, my darling.
00:36:07Listen, I'd advise you to go home.
00:36:09Why? I'm just getting up.
00:36:24Ouch!
00:36:27There, darling. Good. Now I've got you under control.
00:36:30It's no use running away.
00:36:32Not so fast!
00:36:34Do a full stop.
00:36:43Oh, that was a bit of help.
00:36:45I can't get up myself.
00:36:47Did you hurt yourself?
00:36:48Just a small weak attack. Call the ambulance, please.
00:36:51Did you see that? Wasn't I good?
00:36:53Be careful, don't break anything.
00:36:55You were really good. I didn't know you could fight like that.
00:36:57But the thin one was right. You look like a girl with that braid.
00:37:00If you scold me again, I'll cut it off right away.
00:37:02No, it doesn't bother me at all.
00:37:04There are a lot of guys who let such a pig grow.
00:37:06I just think it's old-fashioned. Here, put on your hat.
00:37:08Thank you.
00:37:13What are we going to do now?
00:37:15Did you forget?
00:37:17What did I forget?
00:37:19Didn't you want to visit your master?
00:37:21Oh, yes, I really forgot that.
00:37:23And you can come with me as a souvenir.
00:37:27Look, let's train a little.
00:37:29It's a shame you didn't fight.
00:37:31Then I could have learned a lot from your fight.
00:37:33But I don't want to fight. I don't need to.
00:37:35I'm so good that the others run away on their own.
00:37:37You know, I think you're just...
00:37:39Do you want to say that I'm a coward or something?
00:37:41I mean, if you see that someone tyrannizes people or something,
00:37:46then you can't just stand there and pretend that it doesn't concern you at all.
00:37:49Then you have to fight, otherwise you support the bad guys.
00:37:51Yes, you have to help the weak. My master said that too.
00:37:54Yes, that sounds very reasonable.
00:37:56Thinking makes you difficult.
00:37:58I hope now you understand that sometimes you just have to fight.
00:38:01Of course I understood that. I'm not stupid.
00:38:03No, you...
00:38:04Stop!
00:38:05Hey, we know him.
00:38:07Of course.
00:38:09What do you want from us?
00:38:10Fight the big guy.
00:38:12And why?
00:38:13He said in the inn that he was extra class.
00:38:16And now he wants to prove it to me.
00:38:19But I guess he can't do that. He's a liar.
00:38:21That's an insult.
00:38:22Stay back, okay?
00:38:23Let him say what he thinks. It doesn't bother me.
00:38:25What? It doesn't bother you that he insults you?
00:38:27He shouldn't have said that to me.
00:38:28I would have hit him right away.
00:38:32Don't laugh so stupid.
00:38:33My brother needs a while to get angry.
00:38:35I'm already angry.
00:38:36And I'll hit you right now.
00:38:37Don't do it.
00:38:44Ouch!
00:38:57Wait!
00:39:07Ling, stop it!
00:39:10Now you know what a good fighter is.
00:39:13We can't let that happen to us, you hear?
00:39:17So, what is it?
00:39:18Don't you want revenge for your little brother?
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Xiao Hu, you have to fight now.
00:39:23Do I really have to?
00:39:24Yes, absolutely.
00:39:25Come on, fight!
00:39:26No, no.
00:39:40You idiot.
00:39:41You wrote that in a hurry.
00:40:09Come on.
00:40:40Your tiger fist is not bad, but not good enough for me.
00:40:43I can do other techniques.
00:41:10Ouch!
00:41:35Ouch!
00:41:36Ouch!
00:41:40If I wanted to, I could kill you both now.
00:41:42But you are no match for a real fighter.
00:41:44Don't worry, I'll let you run.
00:41:46My name is Yang Tao Hai.
00:41:48Remember the name.
00:41:49Go to your master and ask him for a nice greeting from me.
00:41:51He should teach you to fight instead of talking back.
00:41:55You bottles.
00:42:02I'm sorry.
00:42:05That's good.
00:42:06I just don't understand why he could defeat me so easily.
00:42:08My master told me to master all techniques.
00:42:11We have to go to him.
00:42:12Yes, absolutely.
00:42:13I wanted to go to him anyway.
00:42:18Wake up, master.
00:42:19I have to ask you something very important.
00:42:28Hey, he's probably drunk.
00:42:38He's waking up.
00:42:39See, he's drinking.
00:42:48He's a drunkard.
00:42:49He's even sleeping on the bottle.
00:42:50Stop whining.
00:42:51How long are you going to kneel in front of him?
00:42:53I've had enough.
00:42:54I'm leaving.
00:42:59Idiot.
00:43:00Look at him.
00:43:01He threw a fly into my face.
00:43:02He's a drunkard.
00:43:03He's even sleeping on the bottle.
00:43:04Stop whining.
00:43:05What do you want?
00:43:09Master, I fought and lost to another man.
00:43:13Against whom?
00:43:14His name is...
00:43:17Xiang Tao Hai.
00:43:18Xiang Tao Hai?
00:43:20Can't you take revenge for Sha Hu?
00:43:23Impossible.
00:43:24He was once my student.
00:43:26I can't take revenge for him.
00:43:29He was once my student, too.
00:43:31I didn't want to let him go, but he didn't want to listen to me.
00:43:35He was very adventurous and ran away one night.
00:43:38I don't want anything to do with him anymore.
00:43:40He probably noticed that I was your student, too.
00:43:42That's why he was able to defeat me.
00:43:43I'm sure you still know techniques that Xiang Tao Hai doesn't know.
00:43:46But if Sha Hu learns from you, he can defeat him.
00:43:49No, no.
00:43:50That's not possible.
00:43:51He has more experience than Sha Hu.
00:43:53That's quite natural.
00:43:55The techniques he learned are exactly the same.
00:43:58I don't know how to help you, young man.
00:44:01I'm sorry.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:03I'm sure you still know techniques that Sha Hu doesn't know.
00:44:06You can teach them to Sha Hu.
00:44:08Like the Death Fist.
00:44:12I know them.
00:44:13That's right.
00:44:14And a few others, too.
00:44:16I can't do it.
00:44:17Even if I wanted to, I just can't.
00:44:20Why not, Master?
00:44:21I can only teach them if the student is a cripple.
00:44:24Those are centuries-old rules.
00:44:26I had to swear to obey them.
00:44:28I can only teach them if the student is a cripple.
00:44:30Or if you can't walk properly.
00:44:34You can't seriously ask someone to mutilate themselves.
00:44:39No, but you can't expect me to break the oath, either.
00:44:46Wait.
00:44:47What if you change the rules, Master?
00:44:49No one but us can know that you did it.
00:44:51No.
00:44:52Impossible.
00:44:53That would be a betrayal of our teaching and of my ancestors.
00:44:56It was just an idea.
00:44:58Think about it.
00:44:59Maybe there is a possibility that Sha Hu can learn the secret techniques from you.
00:45:04Leave me alone, children.
00:45:05I have to think about it.
00:45:07I will think about it thoroughly.
00:45:09Go now.
00:45:10Come back tomorrow morning.
00:45:13All right, Master.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:23Yes.
00:45:31That was the second one.
00:45:46Sleep, Mützen.
00:45:48Hey, look!
00:45:49Your master is outside.
00:45:50I think he wants to show you something.
00:45:53Yes.
00:46:18No.
00:46:49It's great what you can still do at his age.
00:47:12He's too fast.
00:47:13Can you remember all this?
00:47:15I have to try.
00:47:18Unbelievable, this technique.
00:47:48No.
00:48:19Hey, what's that?
00:48:20Did he do that too?
00:48:21Be quiet.
00:48:35Oh, the memory.
00:48:39Hey, that looks better.
00:48:49That's great.
00:48:50You remember everything.
00:48:51A lot.
00:48:52Nice.
00:48:54Sha Hu!
00:48:56Come out.
00:49:06Good morning, Master.
00:49:07Good morning.
00:49:08Come here.
00:49:14Yes, Master?
00:49:15Where are you, Mr. Lunke?
00:49:16I noticed that you were watching me.
00:49:19Now I have to make you crumple, my boy.
00:49:22No, Master, don't.
00:49:23Stop.
00:49:25No.
00:49:30I'll break your right hand.
00:49:32No, don't.
00:49:33Don't do it.
00:49:34Please.
00:49:37I forget everything.
00:49:38You idiot.
00:49:39These are exercises.
00:49:40Why don't you defend yourself?
00:49:42That's right.
00:49:43Why don't you defend yourself?
00:49:46Okay.
00:50:16Ha-ha.
00:50:36Not bad.
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:49Hey!
00:50:56Hey!
00:50:57You can't get out of there.
00:51:01Hahaha, that's a good leg, Zwerg.
00:51:02And what now?
00:51:09It's not so bad for a sick man.
00:51:12Try to take my whistle away!
00:51:14Go!
00:51:16Oh, not like that.
00:51:23Now you're stuck and can't get out.
00:51:25Do you want to see how you react to that?
00:51:27Be careful!
00:51:32Do you know what's most important?
00:51:35That you change your technique all the time.
00:51:37Then the opponent can never really adjust to you, you understand?
00:51:41That would be it, so do it well, boy.
00:51:46You can do it!
00:51:52Where do we want to go now, what do you think?
00:51:54It depends on what you can do.
00:51:55I mean, are you really sure you've got the new technique right?
00:51:57Of course, even in my sleep.
00:51:58Bravo, then we'll try it out right away.
00:52:00At the Kung-Fu school.
00:52:02Good idea, we're going full attack.
00:52:06I'll buy it.
00:52:07Well, let's go.
00:52:08Shut up, but I think you won't be able to bear the echo.
00:52:12Come on, all together.
00:52:13Come on, boys.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:38What's going on?
00:52:39What's going on?
00:52:46Hey, you've gotten fatter.
00:52:48My figure doesn't concern you at all.
00:52:50Let's get down to business.
00:52:51First we'll deal with this guy.
00:52:53We'll pick up the girl at the nightclub.
00:52:55Leave your address there, so I know where to send the sad remains.
00:53:00You act as if you've learned something, but you look just as stupid as before.
00:53:05Wait!
00:53:06Master, we were your best students.
00:53:08It's our pleasure to take the boy apart.
00:53:10Are you ready to fight?
00:53:12Of course.
00:53:14I'll give you the pleasure.
00:53:15You've earned it.
00:53:16Take him.
00:53:17I've never seen him fight.
00:53:19But he can't be very good.
00:53:20If he still gets into trouble, I'll teach you.
00:53:23We'll get him.
00:53:24Clear the yard.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:27Those are the three spear fighters.
00:53:28They're supposed to be very fast, but I bet you're twice as fast.
00:53:32We'll take a few.
00:53:38You can laugh if you survive this.
00:54:09Come on.
00:54:22We've got him.
00:54:23Get him.
00:54:25Get him.
00:54:37Can you go a little faster?
00:54:46Get him.
00:54:54Watch out, he's in your jacket.
00:55:07And if you keep fighting like that, the sword won't help you.
00:55:11We'll see about that.
00:55:16Come on.
00:55:25Get him.
00:55:27Get him.
00:55:30Boss, I didn't think the spear fighters were so good.
00:55:33You must have learned everything from me.
00:55:34The spear fighters will be broken into small pieces.
00:55:47I'm here.
00:55:48Come on, faster.
00:55:55Come on.
00:56:03Come on, give me a piece.
00:56:05And you can get yours too.
00:56:11Come on, with your stick.
00:56:16Are you hurt?
00:56:17It's just a scratch.
00:56:18Now our skeleton has to reveal his threats.
00:56:21You said you'd help the spear fighters if they couldn't do it.
00:56:24That's true, comrade.
00:56:29He's much stronger than we are, master.
00:56:31We can't do anything for you now.
00:56:32We're leaving.
00:56:35Hey, wait a minute, guys.
00:56:37Here, take your spears with you.
00:56:39You've been carving them for a long time.
00:56:48Hey, what are you waiting for?
00:56:50Get your spears, Skeletty.
00:56:56My specialists will do it for me.
00:56:58I finally want to see if they're worth their money.
00:57:01You can't do that, boss.
00:57:02It's not in our tariff contract.
00:57:04But here I command, and you obeyed me.
00:57:06Come on, strike.
00:57:08Listen, boss.
00:57:09My brother and I like to do little housework.
00:57:11You know how well we both cook, and you shouldn't let us down.
00:57:14The little one can't bleed.
00:57:15That's right.
00:57:16He'll hit the lunchbox right away.
00:57:17Yes, yes, that's right.
00:57:18It's disgusting.
00:57:19Well, I can see that.
00:57:20I'll grab him by the bottom of the inescapable lunchbox
00:57:22and get the American box out.
00:57:24Good.
00:57:25But you're the biggest.
00:57:26There's no one like you.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:29Well, actually, I can think of something.
00:57:31I can't even put on the gloves.
00:57:33They're still bloody from the last fight.
00:57:35And that would be too big a shock for the opponent.
00:57:37I have a fantastic idea.
00:57:38I'm going to buy new ones.
00:57:39But first I have to go to the bathroom.
00:57:42Stop!
00:57:43The excuse with the dimwit doesn't work.
00:57:44And if you already have ten pounds in your pants,
00:57:46now we're going to fight.
00:57:47Am I right, Shaw?
00:57:49I'll get you your bloody gloves, yes?
00:57:51I'll also put on new laces for you.
00:57:52And if you don't fight,
00:57:53then we'll both quit on time.
00:57:54Yes.
00:57:55And then you can close your shop here.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57Oh.
00:57:58Then you want to quit.
00:57:59Yes.
00:58:00How nice of you.
00:58:02Well, then get the gloves.
00:58:03I'm going to beat him up in American.
00:58:05Is that a word?
00:58:06Yes.
00:58:07Then I'll get into the gloves.
00:58:08Good.
00:58:10Leave him to me.
00:58:11I want to have a little fun, too.
00:58:15Boss, you look really good.
00:58:17Yes, I'm good.
00:58:18Yes.
00:58:25Well?
00:58:32Now show me.
00:58:33I'm curious about your bloody gloves, Skinny.
00:58:35Let them fly, man.
00:58:40Did he hit you very hard?
00:58:43No, it was a shot.
00:58:44All right, I'll take over.
00:58:45No.
00:58:46Gloves or not, I can do it alone.
00:58:49I learned that in New York.
00:58:50Yes, yes.
00:58:51Then I was a sparring partner of Joe Louis at age 30.
00:58:54Only through me he became world champion.
00:58:57I'll scratch the nail polish off your gloves first.
00:59:02Get out of the way, you old man.
00:59:04You see?
00:59:05Today Joe Louis is not here to help you.
00:59:07You have to do that yourself.
00:59:08What are you doing?
00:59:16Here's the enemy.
00:59:24Here, take the toothpick.
00:59:25Yes, yes, I'll put it in.
00:59:28Then you look even uglier than in Artura.
00:59:39Ouch.
00:59:41Ouch.
00:59:45You have a reaction time up to the pelvis.
00:59:48And now try to hit me.
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:51Pull in this direction.
00:59:53Here's the gift distribution.
01:00:03Let's go, brother.
01:00:04We're leaving.
01:00:05Where to?
01:00:06Let's take the emigrants to Manchuria or India.
01:00:08Yes.
01:00:09They won't find us there.
01:00:10Let's get out of here.
01:00:13Ouch.
01:00:14Ouch.
01:00:15Ouch.
01:00:16Ouch.
01:00:17Ouch.
01:00:18Ouch.
01:00:19Ouch.
01:00:20Ouch.
01:00:21Ouch.
01:00:22Ouch.
01:00:23Ouch.
01:00:24Ouch.
01:00:25Ouch.
01:00:26Ouch.
01:00:27Ouch.
01:00:28Ouch.
01:00:29Ouch.
01:00:30Ouch.
01:00:31Ouch.
01:00:33I've learned a lot, haven't I?
01:00:35Yes.
01:00:36And you were really great today.
01:00:37I've never seen such a good fight like against the guards.
01:00:39Now you would even defeat Siang.
01:00:41I'm fed up.
01:00:42I can't stand this constant fighting anymore.
01:00:44What do you want to do?
01:00:46I'd like to go home.
01:00:47Home?
01:00:48Please don't go.
01:00:49What should I do without you?
01:00:50We have it very nice, don't we?
01:00:52Just come with us.
01:00:53Why not?
01:00:54Maybe it's quite funny with you if your parents are nice.
01:00:57All right, let's go home, but only under two conditions.
01:01:00All right.
01:01:01What kind of conditions did you come up with?
01:01:03I'm curious.
01:01:04The first one is that you wear girls' clothes from now on.
01:01:07You have...
01:01:08You...
01:01:09You have...
01:01:10Of course.
01:01:11I knew it from the beginning.
01:01:12I'm not as stupid as I look.
01:01:16So, what is it?
01:01:18Don't beat around the bush.
01:01:19Make up your mind.
01:01:27But only this one, please.
01:01:30That's enough.
01:01:31So, now let's go shopping.
01:01:38Oh, is nobody home?
01:01:40Shung-Tan!
01:01:41Shung-Tan!
01:01:45Ah, you're here.
01:01:46Finally.
01:01:47Good day.
01:01:48Yes, I'm here.
01:01:49Who else?
01:01:50What do you want here?
01:01:51I thought we should talk again.
01:01:53It's pretty important, you know.
01:01:54I don't value a conversation with you.
01:01:56Please leave my house.
01:01:58Not yet.
01:01:59Wait.
01:02:00I'm not alone here.
01:02:01The mayor and the councilor are also here.
01:02:05Good day, Shung-Tan.
01:02:07What happened?
01:02:08Why did you all come here?
01:02:10Is there something important?
01:02:12I think...
01:02:13You can imagine.
01:02:14You know our difficulties.
01:02:16We need money.
01:02:17You need money?
01:02:18Why now again?
01:02:20I only gave you a thousand dollars last week.
01:02:23I can't pay more.
01:02:25Please wait.
01:02:26I want to explain it to you.
01:02:28It's important for our village.
01:02:30I'm sorry.
01:02:31Everything has a limit.
01:02:33And this limit has been reached.
01:02:35Let's not talk about money anymore.
01:02:38Shung-Tan.
01:02:39Are there any difficulties?
01:02:41You can imagine.
01:02:42I'm supposed to subsidize everything again.
01:02:44You need money.
01:02:45Money again?
01:02:46I don't see that.
01:02:47It can't go on like this forever.
01:02:48There has to be an end at some point.
01:02:50It doesn't look good.
01:02:51I think I have to put a little pressure on him.
01:02:54Agreed?
01:02:57We're here because it's about our village.
01:03:00You can imagine.
01:03:01And as the richest citizen, you have the duty to help the community.
01:03:04If necessary.
01:03:05Or do you want to avoid it?
01:03:07What's that supposed to mean?
01:03:08I have financed most public institutions.
01:03:10Now I don't pay anymore.
01:03:11So you want to ruin our school?
01:03:14I'll get the money out of you.
01:03:21Hello, father.
01:03:22Mother.
01:03:23It's a good thing you came, my son.
01:03:25Did you see that?
01:03:26Now they're coming to our house to take the money.
01:03:29Don't be angry.
01:03:30Let's talk about it in peace.
01:03:31Ling Hu.
01:03:32Would you greet my parents?
01:03:39My name is Ling Hu.
01:03:40Please stand up.
01:03:41Stand up.
01:03:43Who is she?
01:03:44Yes, she is my...
01:03:45Yes, what are you actually?
01:03:48Well, tell me.
01:03:49We taught yoga together.
01:03:51Yes, she is my training partner.
01:03:56And now to the others.
01:03:57This is the mayor.
01:03:58And these gentlemen are the councilors.
01:04:00Good day.
01:04:01I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
01:04:03They are all friends of our house.
01:04:10Your girlfriend is very strong.
01:04:12She has a very strong grip.
01:04:14But that was nothing.
01:04:16The better fighter of the two is Xia Hu.
01:04:18He's supposed to be better?
01:04:20His kung fu is for the cat.
01:04:22A real monkey circus.
01:04:25As a student of Master Yu, you can't let that sit on you.
01:04:28You have to convince the man of your ability.
01:04:35Excuse me, sir.
01:04:36You are the village kung fu teacher here.
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:39I'll make you a suggestion.
01:04:40You can hit me three times.
01:04:41And if you can hurt me, then I'll accept you as a master.
01:04:44Is that serious?
01:04:45I'm serious.
01:04:46But you can't hit back.
01:04:47I promise.
01:04:48Good.
01:04:56Great!
01:04:57Did you see that?
01:04:58The boy finally learned to fight.
01:04:59Don't do that.
01:05:00Why not?
01:05:04Well, you won.
01:05:06Come on, let's go home.
01:05:08Not so fast.
01:05:09What is it?
01:05:12Oh, I know.
01:05:13Now you want to hit me.
01:05:16You've done enough for yourself.
01:05:18I just wanted to know what was going on here.
01:05:20Why was father so angry?
01:05:25Well, I'll be honest with you.
01:05:27Our gym is old and pretty old.
01:05:30So we need money.
01:05:32Otherwise we can't renovate it.
01:05:34And we thought your father could help us.
01:05:42Forget it.
01:05:43We'll help each other.
01:05:46No, that's not necessary.
01:05:47We'll give you the money.
01:05:48I promise.
01:05:50Why is that?
01:05:51Because it's necessary.
01:05:52No!
01:05:53What's wrong with you?
01:05:54I've paid for everything for years.
01:05:56I don't want it anymore.
01:05:57Do you understand?
01:05:58It's still my money.
01:05:59I won't give it to you anymore.
01:06:00Watch where you get it from.
01:06:03He thinks you're a fool.
01:06:07But father.
01:06:08We are the richest family in the neighborhood.
01:06:10So why shouldn't we pay for it?
01:06:12It doesn't hurt you.
01:06:13I'll take care of the school.
01:06:15Do it for me, father.
01:06:17Tung Tan, I think he's right.
01:06:19We can be proud of him.
01:06:20Chao Hu is the right man for the school.
01:06:22You've always wanted it.
01:06:24Don't make it difficult for him.
01:06:26Trust him with the school.
01:06:27I'm sure you can rely on him.
01:06:29Okay?
01:06:48Okay.
01:06:49Take as much money as you need.
01:06:51Your mother may be right.
01:06:52I want to trust you.
01:06:55It's just...
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:09Master!
01:07:10Master!
01:07:11Chao Hu must leave the village immediately.
01:07:13Why?
01:07:14People are waiting for him outside.
01:07:15I think they're criminals.
01:07:18Chao Hu!
01:07:19What do you have to do with these people?
01:07:21I think they just want to find out how good your kung fu is.
01:07:24Don't go out alone.
01:07:25I'll gather all the students and we'll come with you.
01:07:27Leave it.
01:07:28I'll calm down the fight alone.
01:07:47There he is.
01:08:07Du Xiang?
01:08:08You didn't expect me, did you?
01:08:10I want to fight with you.
01:08:12Really?
01:08:13Don't you know that we both had the same master?
01:08:15I've long forgotten that.
01:08:16Let bygones be bygones.
01:08:17I challenge you.
01:08:19Either you fight or I'll kill you.
01:08:22Fine.
01:08:23I'll fight.
01:08:24But first tell me who hired you.
01:08:25I'm here for Ho Lan and his kung fu school.
01:08:28Fight now!
01:08:29Oh, I see.
01:08:32Come on, let's start.
01:08:46Fight.
01:09:16You've learned, but it's no use to you.
01:09:46Fight.
01:10:16Are you done yet?
01:10:17Or do you still want to fight?
01:10:23I'm not done yet.
01:10:30Dragon fist.
01:10:31You can't win with that.
01:10:46Fight.
01:11:16Fight.
01:11:46You can't win with that.
01:11:47Fight.
01:11:48Fight.
01:11:49Fight.
01:11:50Fight.
01:11:51Fight.
01:11:52Fight.
01:11:53Fight.
01:11:55Fight.
01:11:56Fight.
01:11:57Fight.
01:11:58Fight.
01:12:03I told you.
01:12:04Your dragon fist can't win with me.
01:12:06Let's try something else or you'll get in trouble.
01:12:09I've got more.
01:12:14Hey, monkey technique.
01:12:15From my point of view, we're playing the same game.
01:12:45Did you see that? I can do that better than you.
01:13:15Hey!
01:13:46He must be here somewhere. Maybe he needs our help. We have to find him.
01:13:50I think he's coming this way.
01:13:55Herr Vliet, I don't want my son to be killed. Get ready for battle. Come on, hurry up, come on!
01:14:02Stop, you enemy!
01:14:05Cha-Hu! Cha-Hu, come here! We'll help you!
01:14:15Are you hurt, my boy? Do you need help?
01:14:26How are you? I'm fine, don't worry. Listen, I don't want you to get involved. I'll fight alone.
01:14:32No, don't go!
01:14:45Cha-Hu!
01:15:15Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:15:45Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:15:58I didn't think the old drunkard would show you the Death Fist. But it won't help you much either.
01:16:03You're wrong. He didn't show it to me. I learned it on my own.
01:16:06Then it can't help you much. Let's see.
01:16:09You can learn every technique there is in Kung-Fu from me.
01:16:11I can do them all better. And I'll kill you.
01:16:15That's what you look like.
01:16:18And don't forget, it's important to constantly change the technique.
01:16:23Then the opponent is confused and can't adjust to your fight.
01:16:28Now I see black.
01:16:41Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:16:57You didn't learn the Death Fist well. Now watch out, I'll kill you!
01:17:02Don't be so sure. There's more to it. I'll show you.
01:17:04I'll show you.
01:17:34I'll show you.
01:17:41Master, you're in my trap now.
01:17:44I got you.
01:17:45You think so?
01:18:04I could kill you like you killed me in the first fight, but I'll let you go.
01:18:34Stop! Wait, Master! I have to talk to you!
01:18:48Don't run away, Master!
01:18:53We want to have a drink! Wait!
01:18:57I'll buy you a glass of wine!
01:19:00I love you!
01:19:03I love you!