• 3 months ago
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00:00:30Mom gave me this flashlight to send signals to the aliens.
00:00:33They said, of course there is life in space.
00:00:35Now go out.
00:00:36Now you and I are here.
00:00:38Aliens of the universe, if you can hear me,
00:00:41I am Christmas Flint.
00:00:43Human female.
00:00:45You will like me.
00:00:47Do you want to be my friend?
00:00:49ARIGATO!
00:01:20I don't want ketchup stains on my clothes.
00:01:22Yes, ma'am.
00:01:36Mom believed that sound waves travel all over the universe.
00:01:41She said, if I feel lonely, I should send her a message.
00:01:49Joseph!
00:01:55Ramsey Flint, attorney at law.
00:01:57How are you, boss?
00:01:58How are you, boss?
00:01:59Wait a minute, dear.
00:02:00Frank, I am your attorney.
00:02:01You have to listen to me.
00:02:02I am not talking about property right now.
00:02:04That tractor is very big, Joe Frank.
00:02:06I advise you to get out of the way.
00:02:07And this is a legal advice.
00:02:09Aren't you hungry?
00:02:10I am talking to my dog.
00:02:12I want to save your life.
00:02:13He is the bossman.
00:02:14That is, my dad.
00:02:15He is a fool.
00:02:16He tries his best.
00:02:17When things get lost, it's not his fault.
00:02:19After mom passed away, this is what happened to him.
00:02:21When we talk, does he travel with us in the universe?
00:02:24No, I don't think so.
00:02:25I don't know.
00:02:26I swear.
00:02:27If I don't get my money, I'll break someone's head.
00:02:29Miss Raylene, I have to go down.
00:02:31Take care of Joe Frank in Live Oak.
00:02:32Put on your pants.
00:02:33You yourself are in trouble and you are worried about Joe Frank.
00:02:35I have to do it.
00:02:36This is Miss Raylene.
00:02:37This is Intergalactic Warrior.
00:02:38Let me tell you one thing, you are the boss, but you are a tough boss.
00:02:40Instead of going to law school, he had a crash landing here.
00:02:42And she started working for my dad.
00:02:43Helping someone is not a bad thing.
00:02:44But no one is smarter than her.
00:02:46Tell me where my pants are.
00:02:47Where have you kept them?
00:02:48Your pants are of no use to me.
00:02:49Mr. Ramsey, I couldn't pay your fees, but here are some avocados.
00:02:52Avocado?
00:02:53Avocado.
00:02:54Assume that it will taste like mayonnaise.
00:02:56I hope the payment will be done soon.
00:02:57You don't need mayonnaise, you need money.
00:02:58Do you know how much money is in your account?
00:03:00I'll go, you take care.
00:03:01I'll take care.
00:03:02I'm going on deck.
00:03:03Look, I was somehow controlling my anger.
00:03:05Boss.
00:03:06Stop doing all that.
00:03:07I will contact you.
00:03:08You will keep this strange thing on your head and go somewhere.
00:03:10Take it off.
00:03:11Look at your hair.
00:03:12People will think that you have been raised by a wolf.
00:03:14Oh, yes.
00:03:15I'm the great Dwayne.
00:03:16How are you, boss?
00:03:17How are you, Dwayne?
00:03:18How are you, Ms. Rueline?
00:03:19If it's not about stealing money, I don't want to hear anything.
00:03:21We'll see that later.
00:03:22For now, I need some help.
00:03:23Come on, let's go.
00:03:24I'm ready.
00:03:25Joe Frank has been arrested again.
00:03:26He will have to be released on bail.
00:03:27Hey, my pants are here.
00:03:28Found it.
00:03:29People will be so stupid.
00:03:30Don't even touch your hair.
00:03:31You'll ruin it.
00:03:32You're a good girl, aren't you?
00:03:33Go get a beer.
00:03:34Look, I know you've already offered Dwayne.
00:03:38She's such a good girl.
00:03:39Just like her mom.
00:03:40I'll open it.
00:03:42Hey, what happened?
00:03:43Why did you tell him?
00:03:44No, no, no, no.
00:03:45Let's open it like this.
00:03:47Solid gold.
00:03:48King of beers.
00:03:49Cheers.
00:03:50King of beers.
00:03:51Can I say something?
00:03:52Don't give up until you talk to that alien.
00:03:54Give it to me.
00:03:55Maybe he'll come here and babysit.
00:03:56Sir, yes, sir.
00:03:58Come on, Fluffy.
00:03:59And you all have fun.
00:04:00Dwayne, hurry up.
00:04:02Dwayne.
00:04:03Hey, hey.
00:04:09Miss Alien, can you override my flashlight?
00:04:11Are you going to the deck again?
00:04:12I don't know.
00:04:13Don't you have any friends?
00:04:15You do, right?
00:04:16No, I'm not your friend.
00:04:17I'm older than you.
00:04:18Yes, you're right.
00:04:19Where's your friend who plays with you?
00:04:21He has to practice football.
00:04:23Oh, God save him.
00:04:25Is there no one at school?
00:04:26Everyone says I'm boring.
00:04:27But it's not like that.
00:04:28No, no, no, it's not like that.
00:04:33What's that?
00:04:34It's a curler.
00:04:35What does it do?
00:04:36It makes your eyelashes look longer.
00:04:38Weird.
00:04:41Miss Alien, can I be half alien?
00:04:45No, I'm worried about you.
00:04:48Would you like to watch Outer Limits with me?
00:04:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:51I'm very busy today.
00:05:04When Mom passed away, everyone talked about her.
00:05:07She lives in the sky.
00:05:08She's with me, but she's invisible.
00:05:10Dad said she's become a star, comet, or meteor.
00:05:13And I think that's true.
00:05:15I think she's become a star, comet, or meteor.
00:05:34Your Honor, I would like to show you a bill of sale
00:05:36as part of the Defense Exhibit A.
00:05:38I would like to do the same.
00:05:40There are many people here who are with the establishment.
00:05:43Case dismissed.
00:05:45Take your chair.
00:05:46Thank you.
00:05:49Go, go, go.
00:05:50Run faster.
00:05:51Run with your legs crossed.
00:05:52Yes, that's it.
00:05:53Zigzag, zigzag, zigzag.
00:05:54That's it.
00:05:55Catch everyone.
00:05:56Okay, sir.
00:05:57Now go a little longer.
00:05:58Okay, go along.
00:05:59I want you to tell Joseph that people like us,
00:06:01who don't have a mother,
00:06:02who are like girls,
00:06:03and who have been assigned to bed-wetting.
00:06:06Child, we have to lie.
00:06:07Come back, come back.
00:06:08Come back, come back.
00:06:09Give me the ball.
00:06:10You have to be faster.
00:06:11I have to be faster.
00:06:12You have to speed up.
00:06:13No, I can't.
00:06:14No, you have to be faster.
00:06:15Joseph, I've seen you.
00:06:16You have to learn to run at lightning speed.
00:06:17Did you hear that?
00:06:18Now go.
00:06:19Run.
00:06:20Run fast.
00:06:21Back up.
00:06:22Hands up.
00:06:23Back up.
00:06:24I'm combing my hair now.
00:06:25I'm combing my hair now.
00:06:26I'm combing my hair now.
00:06:27I'm combing my hair now.
00:06:28I'm combing my hair now.
00:06:29I say a little prayer for you.
00:06:31Forever and ever,
00:06:32you save my heart.
00:06:33You save my heart.
00:06:34Hello.
00:06:35You can't save.
00:06:36You can't save.
00:06:37I'm a dance director.
00:06:38Come on, do your dance.
00:06:40Everyone advises me
00:06:41to stay away from Hell No Price.
00:06:42Hey Betsy, Betsy.
00:06:44That's a lie.
00:06:45It doesn't matter.
00:06:46Come on, do your dance.
00:06:47She's more hungry than T-Rex.
00:06:49Hell No Price.
00:06:50I've heard she calls her parents too.
00:06:52Get down.
00:06:53I said get down.
00:06:55Oh no.
00:06:56You'll be punished.
00:06:57You didn't do your dance.
00:06:58Smash attacks.
00:07:00We won't get down.
00:07:01Not at all.
00:07:02We don't have candy.
00:07:03We don't have anything.
00:07:04We'll see later.
00:07:05In this world,
00:07:06there's someone for everyone.
00:07:08The one who's behind,
00:07:09the one who's alone.
00:07:12No matter what you do,
00:07:13do it again.
00:07:14We should stay away from Principal Massey.
00:07:16She was Ms. Raylene's old neighbor.
00:07:18But she acts like
00:07:19there's no one like her.
00:07:21Good afternoon, birdies.
00:07:22Good afternoon, Ms. Massey.
00:07:24There's a special treat for all of you today.
00:07:26Who's in the mood for competition?
00:07:27Me!
00:07:28Who wants to win today?
00:07:30Me!
00:07:31And like every year,
00:07:32we have to win that trophy.
00:07:33Otherwise, you'll have to stay in Marietta.
00:07:34I'm kidding.
00:07:35I'm kidding.
00:07:36So,
00:07:37something special is going to happen this year.
00:07:39We all have a chance
00:07:41to take part in this competition.
00:07:43Hi. Hi, everybody.
00:07:44This is Dr. Pr...
00:07:45Prasad.
00:07:46Prasad.
00:07:47He's from NASA.
00:07:48Hello. Hello.
00:07:49Those who are interested in outer space,
00:07:50raise your hand.
00:07:54These are the girls.
00:07:55That's okay.
00:07:56Those who are interested in outer space,
00:07:58that's our president.
00:07:59Oh, wow.
00:08:00He sent some of us
00:08:01on a mission to outer space.
00:08:02We're compiling a record of our lives.
00:08:04Record?
00:08:05Yes, the Golden Record.
00:08:06The Greatest Hits of Planet Earth.
00:08:07A record of our lives
00:08:08which will be launched into space.
00:08:10But I don't want to go to space.
00:08:11Shut up. Don't interrupt.
00:08:12We're recording people from all over the world
00:08:14and greeting them in our own language.
00:08:16If there's a chance to get life in space,
00:08:18maybe someone there will listen to us.
00:08:21I don't think there's
00:08:22anything like an alien in space.
00:08:23Piper, please.
00:08:24Please.
00:08:25Don't interrupt.
00:08:27Our president, Georgia,
00:08:28is a very straightforward person.
00:08:30So, why not have a girl
00:08:31who lives in...
00:08:32Wigley.
00:08:33Who lives in Wigley
00:08:34and protects our immortality.
00:08:36That's a great idea.
00:08:37Thank you for your time.
00:08:38Our group will be present in the competition.
00:08:40And we would like to record the winners.
00:08:41That's great.
00:08:42Come on, kids.
00:08:43Put on your costumes.
00:08:44Yay!
00:08:45Come on, kids.
00:08:46Let's win a gold medal.
00:08:47Good luck.
00:08:48Why do you always get to stay here, Piper?
00:08:50Because I have more money than you.
00:08:53Hi.
00:08:54Hi, Piper.
00:09:14The best of the best.
00:09:22That's right.
00:09:23I'm the topper and you're the bottom.
00:09:25We've been like this since the beginning.
00:09:29Does that mean I can join?
00:09:34What nonsense is this?
00:09:39Greetings from planet Earth.
00:09:41I am Crystal Massey.
00:09:45And...
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:51Now it's fine.
00:09:56I wish there were only happiness in your life.
00:10:00Aliens, I'm happy.
00:10:02Hello?
00:10:04Please let me out.
00:10:06Hello?
00:10:08Is anyone there?
00:10:10Oh, it's you, Christmas.
00:10:12Thank God you're okay.
00:10:14Listen to me carefully, girl.
00:10:16If someone locks you up in a locker,
00:10:18it means it's your fault.
00:10:20Do you understand?
00:10:21No.
00:10:22Oh, Christmas Flint.
00:10:23You don't know yourself yet, do you?
00:10:25You're very sweet, but you don't know this.
00:10:29Christmas!
00:10:31Hi.
00:10:32Oh my God, your hair.
00:10:33It's so nice.
00:10:34It's different.
00:10:35It's abstract.
00:10:36I want our bank to be named Gemini.
00:10:38I want to wear shiny plastic clothes.
00:10:41What happened to your hair?
00:10:43It's a sign of the game.
00:10:44You look very dangerous, boss.
00:10:45She didn't do it herself.
00:10:46Who did it?
00:10:47No one.
00:10:48Just say she looks good.
00:10:49What's wrong with you?
00:10:50Why does she let people cut her hair?
00:10:52She doesn't let them do it willingly.
00:10:54Clarification, boss.
00:10:55Overruled.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57I have to listen to her.
00:10:58Tell her I'm on my way.
00:10:59Okay?
00:11:00Oh, come on, Fluffy.
00:11:01Make sure the kids eat something.
00:11:02I don't have tea for the kids.
00:11:04And I'm not their mom.
00:11:05Come on, sit down.
00:11:06Very good, Fluffy.
00:11:09Ramsay Flint, I didn't eat raw.
00:11:16Cut it.
00:11:40Did you see?
00:11:41No.
00:11:43There's going to be a meteor shower this year.
00:11:45It happens once every 60 years.
00:11:48That means I'll be able to contact it.
00:11:50There's no one up there.
00:11:51Besides, no one will see your stupid flashlight.
00:11:53Have you seen Aretha Franklin?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56So?
00:12:00I'll be a part of that golden record.
00:12:02What?
00:12:03I'll be a part of that golden record!
00:12:05Fluffy!
00:12:11Joseph, we're going to be bodies.
00:12:13What?
00:12:14I'm not a girl.
00:12:15There's nothing like that in the book.
00:12:16I checked.
00:12:17We have to dance to win.
00:12:18You've crossed the limit.
00:12:19You'll only get one more book.
00:12:29Hey, if I dance, we'll win.
00:12:32We'll win.
00:12:33Come on.
00:12:34Get out of here.
00:12:36We need the least number of charts to make a crew.
00:12:38And I want my voice to be a part of that record.
00:12:42We have two weeks to find special-skills bodies.
00:12:50We need some talented girls who can use their talent.
00:12:55But anyone who says yes will do.
00:12:58Do you have an idea?
00:13:00That's Annie Clare.
00:13:01She believes in Jesus a lot.
00:13:02But she doesn't have one eye.
00:13:03Do you want this?
00:13:04Annie Clare!
00:13:05Sorry.
00:13:06Do you want to help the poor?
00:13:08We'll send a message to the aliens.
00:13:10I'll ask them.
00:13:16Yes.
00:13:22According to Birdie Mania, we need good-hearted girls to win.
00:13:26But I think we'll need a prize.
00:13:29Bubblegum.
00:13:30My favorite.
00:13:31Hell no prize.
00:13:32I've made a sandwich for you.
00:13:35What's this?
00:13:36It'll taste like mayonnaise.
00:13:38I don't want this crap.
00:13:39It's a bed-wetter.
00:13:40We won't leave you.
00:13:44Thanks.
00:13:45You saved me.
00:13:46I didn't do this to save you.
00:13:47I'll fight them on your behalf.
00:13:49Now get out of here.
00:13:50I've made a Birdie Scouting Crew.
00:13:52You're fast.
00:13:53And you're the smartest.
00:13:54You can help us.
00:13:55I don't want to help anyone.
00:13:56Don't you want to send a message to the aliens in the future?
00:13:59We'll get some badges.
00:14:00Hell no.
00:14:01They want to send records to space.
00:14:04Smash is like the universe.
00:14:05Easy smash.
00:14:06Go play.
00:14:07It's full of gas and mystery.
00:14:10Hell no.
00:14:12You...
00:14:13You're a human volcano.
00:14:15It seems like you're just looking for the right time to explode.
00:14:18When I look at you, I wonder what that girl must be thinking.
00:14:20So?
00:14:21What do you keep thinking?
00:14:23Why do these people talk nonsense?
00:14:26Everyone has to go up one day.
00:14:27So what's the difference?
00:14:30I'll destroy everything so I don't see beauty anywhere.
00:14:32Because it's of no use to me.
00:14:35Well...
00:14:37If we say this together,
00:14:39we should always be like this.
00:14:41Then?
00:14:42By defeating them,
00:14:43we can destroy their operation.
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:49Not now, Smash.
00:14:51Smash will come too.
00:14:52Agreed.
00:14:54Smash will eat cookies to her heart's content.
00:14:55Okay.
00:14:56You know I'm not your friend.
00:14:58Yeah, I know.
00:15:00Good.
00:15:02Every troop needs a troop leader
00:15:04who can make us a woman who can live with us.
00:15:08Whatever that means.
00:15:11It's impossible for my client to be there on the night of the incident
00:15:13because we have Dixie's receipts
00:15:15which prove that he was shopping at home.
00:15:16He was buying lighter fluid for 20 minutes.
00:15:18This is what's written on the receipts.
00:15:20Damn it.
00:15:21Men lack brains.
00:15:22Whenever they're in trouble,
00:15:23why do they have to destroy everything?
00:15:25Men are like that.
00:15:26When life breaks our back,
00:15:27we can't take it.
00:15:29Am I right, boss?
00:15:30Miss Rennie, I need something.
00:15:31Everyone needs something, dear.
00:15:34Will you make us win?
00:15:36Not at all.
00:15:37We'll be able to send a message to the aliens on the Golden Record.
00:15:39With Mozart and all.
00:15:40What?
00:15:41Tell me the whole story.
00:15:42I'll be representative of all the kids in the world.
00:15:43That means the aliens will hear our music?
00:15:45Yeah, a little.
00:15:46Johnny Cash?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48Bob Dylan?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50Ram Parsons?
00:15:51If that's the case,
00:15:52I have no interest in space.
00:15:53But I do.
00:15:55There's a life form in space
00:15:56and they want to know me.
00:16:03No.
00:16:04Where's the office?
00:16:05I still have my previous salary.
00:16:06I'll give it to you.
00:16:07I'll give it to you.
00:16:08If all the clients are criminals,
00:16:09what's my fault?
00:16:10People don't pay you.
00:16:11What's my fault?
00:16:12Joseph has already started choreographing for us.
00:16:13No, sir.
00:16:14I don't get along with little kids.
00:16:15I only talk to thieves,
00:16:16thugs and state prosecutors.
00:16:17I hate little kids.
00:16:18And it's illegal to touch them.
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:20You want to win.
00:16:21That's a good intention.
00:16:22It would have been nice
00:16:23if a lot of girls were your friends, boss.
00:16:24But in my upbringing,
00:16:25you're growing up like the boys around you.
00:16:26If I don't do anything now,
00:16:27it won't be good for you.
00:16:29Miss Raylene,
00:16:30you'll work two days a week from now.
00:16:31No.
00:16:32Not at all.
00:16:33I'm the boss, okay?
00:16:34And you're the leader of the Birdies.
00:16:35And Fluffy and I
00:16:36will go and try to make some money.
00:16:39Here you go.
00:16:42Let's go, Fluffy.
00:16:47I don't do anything with them.
00:16:48I don't do anything with them either.
00:16:50I know you're making yourself
00:16:51disappointed.
00:16:52No.
00:16:53I'm ready to change my life.
00:16:57I think he forgot to open the beer can.
00:17:05Raylene Mosley.
00:17:07Hi, Krysta.
00:17:08Hi.
00:17:09It's been a while.
00:17:12Maybe...
00:17:14after the Powerpossum Fest.
00:17:15By the way,
00:17:16I'm very happy to meet you.
00:17:18And are you...
00:17:19Are you his mom?
00:17:21I'm a troop mama.
00:17:27Really?
00:17:28So you're taking part?
00:17:29I don't joke.
00:17:30That's why Birdies can't be made.
00:17:31Why not?
00:17:32Because these kids don't have that.
00:17:33I mean,
00:17:34Birdies has a strict quality code.
00:17:35My kids have quality.
00:17:41Can you get these kids
00:17:42to follow this standard?
00:17:43No matter what happens,
00:17:44I won't let you down.
00:17:45Think before you speak.
00:17:48Okay,
00:17:49I'll give you a number.
00:17:50Troop...
00:17:51What's this?
00:17:53There's only one number left
00:17:54in the state of Georgia.
00:17:55Zero.
00:17:56It's so nice, isn't it?
00:17:57It suits perfectly.
00:17:58What do you say?
00:17:59Zero is the number of infinity.
00:18:01Really?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:03Well,
00:18:04Troop Zero.
00:18:05Welcome to Birdie Scouting.
00:18:07I think you guys
00:18:08thought this was easy.
00:18:09But it's not easy
00:18:10to be a woman
00:18:11worthy of an example.
00:18:12This is not a pageant.
00:18:13It's not a pageant
00:18:14where you show off your beauty.
00:18:15And you don't have to
00:18:16take care of your kids
00:18:17like ordinary people.
00:18:19Take care of your kids.
00:18:20Take care of your husband
00:18:21after marriage.
00:18:22Take care of your parents.
00:18:23Take care of whoever you want to help.
00:18:24But first, take care of your troop.
00:18:25Remember to be a winner.
00:18:26Every member
00:18:27has to win a badge.
00:18:29It's important to do this
00:18:30to qualify for the competition.
00:18:31But with honesty.
00:18:32No cheating.
00:18:33And if you win,
00:18:34you'll get a chance
00:18:35to get married.
00:18:36So, welcome
00:18:37Troop Zero.
00:18:38You'll meet in the competition.
00:18:40If you make it.
00:18:42I'm kidding.
00:18:43I'm kidding.
00:18:44It was disgusting.
00:18:45Come on.
00:18:46Come on.
00:18:47Listen to her.
00:18:48She's just making excuses.
00:18:52You can't catch me.
00:18:55I won't let you go.
00:18:57That's enough.
00:18:58Listen to me carefully.
00:19:01We all have to win.
00:19:08From now on,
00:19:09you're all my birdies.
00:19:10He can't be a birdie
00:19:11because he's a boy.
00:19:12And he's not a football player.
00:19:13Look, don't be mean to each other.
00:19:14Work together.
00:19:15Smash.
00:19:16Get your finger out of your nose.
00:19:17And that straw out of your mouth.
00:19:18And you get that straw out
00:19:19and keep your feet straight.
00:19:20Joseph,
00:19:21welcome to the birdie scouts.
00:19:22Smash,
00:19:23I don't care about the law.
00:19:24Raylene can beat you up.
00:19:27Joseph,
00:19:28you're in your team now.
00:19:29Okay?
00:19:30And we'll all try our best.
00:19:31Yes.
00:19:32No, we'll lose.
00:19:33This is a group of losers
00:19:34that no one likes.
00:19:35No.
00:19:36We'll win.
00:19:37Come on, sir.
00:19:38Leftovers for leftovers.
00:19:39I'm kidding.
00:19:40I'm kidding.
00:19:41Don't take it the wrong way.
00:19:42Good luck with whatever you drink
00:19:43in this bad jam.
00:19:44My girls have won
00:19:45almost every bad.
00:19:46Trust me.
00:19:47There must be something
00:19:48for you in this.
00:19:49Oh, thanks a lot.
00:19:50Let's see what she's got.
00:19:51Man, she's really bad.
00:19:53Here you go.
00:19:55What the hell is this?
00:19:56This is called survival
00:19:57in the wilderness.
00:19:58Don't they have anything
00:19:59else in their ballpark?
00:20:00Dressage.
00:20:01They're useless.
00:20:02Dressage is the right pronunciation.
00:20:03Whatever it is,
00:20:04it's useless.
00:20:05Sarams.
00:20:06Do you want this?
00:20:07Table setting, no.
00:20:09I'm kidding.
00:20:10I'm kidding.
00:20:12Clean all this up.
00:20:15It doesn't smell good.
00:20:17All right.
00:20:18Now all of you
00:20:19have to win a badge
00:20:20to enter the competition.
00:20:21It's not that hard.
00:20:22Have you ever won
00:20:23anything in your life?
00:20:28All right, group zero.
00:20:29Here's what we'll do.
00:20:30We'll give it our all.
00:20:31You're too fat.
00:20:32Wear a sash.
00:20:33You'll wear girls' clothes.
00:20:34Wear a sash.
00:20:35You wet your pants.
00:20:36Wear a sash.
00:20:37I know everything.
00:20:38Come on, Hell No.
00:20:39Come on.
00:20:40If you can't win,
00:20:41it's okay.
00:20:42We'll show our passion.
00:20:43Yes, ma'am.
00:20:44Let's do something, team.
00:20:46Cookie selling badge.
00:20:48Let's work hard.
00:20:50Let's start.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52I'll take this.
00:20:53Let's go.
00:21:07Let's go.
00:21:33Are you buying my cookies?
00:21:34We'll have to ask.
00:21:35Two boxes for 200 rupees.
00:21:36Give me 400 rupees for my cookies
00:21:37so I can be called
00:21:38a woman of substance.
00:21:39Let's go, Ray Ray.
00:21:40Hurry up.
00:21:47Give me the money.
00:21:48Now get out of here.
00:21:54Take some cookies.
00:21:56Come on.
00:22:01Hi.
00:22:02Would you like to buy
00:22:03Sesh's birdie cookies?
00:22:04You're not from Girl Scouts.
00:22:05We're Birdie Scouts.
00:22:06We want to unite
00:22:07and make our community strong.
00:22:08No, no.
00:22:09We...
00:22:10Okay.
00:22:11What do we do now?
00:22:12Please.
00:22:13I'm scared to talk
00:22:14to strangers.
00:22:15How will you tell everyone
00:22:16about Rishwa?
00:22:17I won't be able to.
00:22:18Hold my hand.
00:22:19I'm feeling nauseous,
00:22:20Miss Rainey.
00:22:21You'll feel nauseous
00:22:22after you get the money.
00:22:23Hello.
00:22:24Hello.
00:22:25Would you
00:22:26give me
00:22:27some money, please?
00:22:28Yes, with pleasure.
00:22:29I used to be
00:22:30a birdie myself.
00:22:32I hope she's not sick.
00:22:33She'll be fine.
00:22:34Come here.
00:22:38You're amazing.
00:22:40Every girl dreams
00:22:41of getting married
00:22:42and having kids.
00:22:45Child Care Badge
00:22:46prepares you
00:22:47for the joy
00:22:48of becoming a mother.
00:22:50Hey.
00:22:52Prepare yourself.
00:22:53Stop it.
00:22:54Stop it.
00:22:58If you trust someone too much,
00:23:00this is what happens.
00:23:01We'll teach her
00:23:02about trust now.
00:23:03This is useless
00:23:04in real life.
00:23:05Come on, get up.
00:23:06Get going.
00:23:07Come on.
00:23:08Not comfortable.
00:23:09Save me.
00:23:13I'm behind you.
00:23:14I'll catch you.
00:23:15Trust me.
00:23:20Hey, be careful.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:23I'll do it.
00:23:24Yes, you'll do it.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28No.
00:23:29No.
00:23:30Get out of here.
00:23:34We'll never be able
00:23:35to compete like this.
00:23:36They shouldn't have taken it.
00:23:37They're ruining it.
00:23:39They're bigger losers
00:23:40than me.
00:23:43You're right.
00:23:44Go home
00:23:45and look at the outer limits
00:23:46and let me live
00:23:47in peace.
00:23:49What?
00:23:50No.
00:23:52Teach me the badge.
00:23:53Eat.
00:24:02You have to win
00:24:03with special skills.
00:24:06I made a beauty patch
00:24:07for Joseph.
00:24:08He can make my hair
00:24:09less scary
00:24:10and make the world
00:24:11better.
00:24:12This is the time
00:24:13to say yes.
00:24:14I got this gift
00:24:15from God
00:24:16and I'll make it
00:24:17beautiful.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:23I'm going to win.
00:24:24I'm going to win.
00:24:25I'm going to win.
00:24:26I'm going to win.
00:24:27I'm going to win.
00:24:28I'm going to win.
00:24:29I'm going to win.
00:24:30I'm going to win.
00:24:31I'm going to win.
00:24:32I'm going to win.
00:24:33I'm going to win.
00:24:34I'm going to win.
00:24:35I'm going to win.
00:24:36I'm going to win.
00:24:37I'm going to win.
00:24:38I'm going to win.
00:24:39I'm going to win.
00:24:40I'm going to win.
00:24:41I'm going to win.
00:24:42I'm going to win.
00:24:43I'm going to win.
00:24:44I'm going to win.
00:24:45I'm going to win.
00:24:46I'm going to win.
00:24:47I'm going to win.
00:24:48I'm going to win.
00:24:49I'm going to win.
00:24:50Hon!
00:24:51Hon!
00:24:52Ooh!
00:24:53Ho!
00:24:54I win!
00:24:55Yes ma'am!
00:24:56Yes ma'am!
00:24:57Yes ma'am!
00:24:58Yes ma'am!
00:24:59Yes ma'am.
00:25:01Special skills!
00:25:02Alright Christmas.
00:25:03All right, Christmas, who's turn is it now?
00:25:11Say something to cheer him up, Randall.
00:25:14When I was in the United States Army with Mr. Duane,
00:25:17we used to run twice a day in a field,
00:25:19and machine-gun bullets passed over our heads.
00:25:21We only ate one bowl of rice a day, so that we could work somehow.
00:25:24But now it's not about rice.
00:25:25What Mr. Duane means is that life is not just about winning.
00:25:28It's good for those who win, but what about the rest?
00:25:31It's important not to give up,
00:25:33not to be discouraged by someone's taunts and insults.
00:25:36And one day you'll see that you're the only one standing strong.
00:25:42So...
00:25:44Go and win badges for them, kids, go, go!
00:25:47Come on!
00:25:48Guys, hold your feet!
00:25:53Don't be too tough on my daughter.
00:25:55You know she's a little shorter than the others.
00:25:57She can't do anything easily, you know that.
00:26:00Come on, all of you!
00:26:01Come on!
00:26:02One more!
00:26:04This badge was made especially for Hello Prize.
00:26:06She's used to passing obstacles.
00:26:08Hello! Hello! Hello!
00:26:12You've done a great job, Hello.
00:26:21Smash, I think if you can ruin things, you can make them.
00:26:24Go on!
00:26:30Go on!
00:26:43Well done!
00:26:48Smash will surprise everyone.
00:26:50And me too, I promise.
00:26:52I just need a special skill.
00:26:54It's almost impossible to make a mistake.
00:26:56A Christmas baking badge for you.
00:26:59You can't just give it to me like that.
00:27:01Are you a cheater?
00:27:02No, ma'am.
00:27:03Oh, I forgot to turn on the fan.
00:27:08What are you guys doing?
00:27:10Baking badge.
00:27:11But why are you guys doing this?
00:27:12Yeah, it's not your cup of tea to be girls.
00:27:14It's not your cup of tea to be girls.
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:18You...
00:27:19You don't even have an eye.
00:27:22And you...
00:27:23You're not even a girl.
00:27:25I don't understand.
00:27:26I don't understand how you guys are in front of me,
00:27:28despite being so weird.
00:27:30Shut up.
00:27:34What did you say, girl boy?
00:27:36I said shut up.
00:27:38My name is Joseph.
00:27:39Call me Joseph, like a normal person.
00:27:41You're not a normal person.
00:27:43Don't say anything about her.
00:27:44Shut up, Hello.
00:27:46We're doing this for the badge.
00:27:47She doesn't want to fight.
00:27:48She's with us.
00:27:49She's our fellow birdie scout.
00:27:50She's an example.
00:27:51No, she's you.
00:27:53Let her say whatever she wants.
00:27:55It doesn't matter.
00:27:56I just want this badge.
00:27:59It does matter.
00:28:01We have to win.
00:28:02We have to be a part of that record.
00:28:04You're just a small part of this pile of garbage.
00:28:07Our name will shine.
00:28:09And all of you will lose.
00:28:18Oh, hell no.
00:28:22Attack!
00:28:25Attack!
00:28:44Look out!
00:28:56Stop it.
00:28:57What's going on here?
00:28:59What's going on?
00:29:00Piper, stop it.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:02You're sweet.
00:29:03You're lovely.
00:29:04Where are my young ladies?
00:29:05They're right here.
00:29:08So rude.
00:29:09I've never seen anything like it.
00:29:11There's no hygiene at all.
00:29:13It's a mess.
00:29:14It's a mess.
00:29:15Is this what you've been taught?
00:29:17Troop Zero.
00:29:19You were so close.
00:29:20You got all the badges of your level.
00:29:22Say sorry.
00:29:23We're sorry.
00:29:24I don't want to say it.
00:29:25Fighting is not a good thing.
00:29:28You're all suspended.
00:29:30Oh, come on.
00:29:31Can I use the cafeteria to get the badge?
00:29:33No, ma'am.
00:29:34No.
00:29:35You've done a terrible thing.
00:29:36Terrible.
00:29:37Terrible.
00:29:38Terrible.
00:29:39And this is your last chance for my troop.
00:29:41Let's go.
00:29:42Now get out of here.
00:29:43Piper, hurry up.
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:45And all of you will clean up here.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:53The special over there.
00:29:54Yes, I'll get it right away.
00:29:59I think you're all experts just to pass time,
00:30:02read comics, or watch TV.
00:30:05Now sit at home and watch TV.
00:30:07I won't give up.
00:30:08I have to win a badge.
00:30:10Even if you all reach the competition,
00:30:12which won't happen now,
00:30:13you'll never win.
00:30:14I mean, I'm sorry, but...
00:30:16I wish you'd told me this before.
00:30:18Won't we go to the competition?
00:30:19It's a dance choreography.
00:30:20I want to say what you want to hear,
00:30:22but the situation can't be improved at all.
00:30:25I don't want to go like this.
00:30:26I could've been famous.
00:30:28I wanted to make a permanent record.
00:30:30You can make it now.
00:30:34Smash!
00:30:35Let him go.
00:30:36What are you doing, Smash?
00:30:37Let him go.
00:30:38Forget him.
00:30:39Smash, stop.
00:30:40Smash, forget him.
00:30:41Come on.
00:30:42We're not like this.
00:30:43We were just provoked,
00:30:44and the anger inside came out.
00:30:45That's it.
00:30:46Teach us.
00:30:47Please be our role model.
00:30:49I didn't have a role model either.
00:30:50But you can be ours.
00:30:51Nothing will change.
00:30:52Your life will be the same as it is now.
00:30:54It would be better if you understand this as soon as possible.
00:30:56What is this, Smash?
00:30:57This is not right.
00:30:58What are you doing?
00:30:59This is not true.
00:31:00Otherwise, I'll die.
00:31:01I've already been provoked.
00:31:02That's enough.
00:31:03How many times have I told you not to do this?
00:31:05You don't understand.
00:31:07Badge off.
00:31:08Badge off.
00:31:11Okay?
00:31:12One badge.
00:31:13One badge off.
00:31:14Give that to me.
00:31:19Surviving in the wilderness.
00:31:22Like Jesus.
00:31:25I'm very hungry.
00:31:26I know.
00:31:27They got suspended.
00:31:28I don't know either.
00:31:29It's very late.
00:31:31It's so insulting.
00:31:32Someone must be coming out.
00:31:35Stay down there, brother.
00:31:36If she says so, stay there.
00:31:37There's no need for her.
00:31:38Move.
00:31:41Guys, can I get a snack break?
00:31:42You'll benefit from hunger.
00:31:43Don't do that.
00:31:44Our lives are in danger.
00:31:45We live in danger every day.
00:31:47I have water.
00:31:48Here.
00:31:49Take this.
00:31:52We're not going to the south woods, are we?
00:31:54Don't worry.
00:31:55Be brave.
00:31:58Smash, wait.
00:31:59Smash.
00:32:00Wait, Smash.
00:32:01Wait.
00:32:02Why do you leave without telling me?
00:32:05Look, this jungle is so deep.
00:32:06It's scary.
00:32:07Don't touch anything.
00:32:08Look, there's a straddle over there.
00:32:09I'm very scared.
00:32:11What was that?
00:32:12What was that?
00:32:13I'm scared.
00:32:14What if I die?
00:32:15There's nothing to be scared of.
00:32:27It's really cool because aliens live here
00:32:29because sound waves go into the universe
00:32:31and keep spinning in the universe.
00:32:32Nothing like that happens.
00:32:33Yes, it does.
00:32:34Enough is enough.
00:32:36We can do this.
00:32:37I'm not going to sleep with Christmas.
00:32:38She wets the bed.
00:32:39No, I don't.
00:32:40Yes, you do.
00:32:41Stop arguing.
00:32:42Smash.
00:32:43Now listen, kids.
00:32:44It's time for you to live your lives honestly.
00:32:46Are you going to leave me?
00:32:48No, hell no.
00:32:49Hell yes, hell no.
00:32:50When you wake up in the morning,
00:32:51you'll find out that you spent the night in the desert
00:32:53without anyone's help.
00:32:54What if we couldn't do it?
00:32:55Come on, prove everyone wrong
00:32:56so that I'm proud of you.
00:32:57Don't leave us.
00:32:58What are we going to do here?
00:32:59Please stop.
00:33:00Please don't leave us.
00:33:11If we don't wake up in the morning,
00:33:12you'll be with me.
00:33:13You'll protect us.
00:33:14God will give us strength
00:33:16so that all our desires will be fulfilled.
00:33:18We'll focus on ourselves
00:33:19so that we don't do anything like this.
00:33:34Let's go.
00:33:35Let's scare the dams.
00:33:42You've got your mother in her own world
00:33:44She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
00:33:47Hey babe, your hair's all right
00:33:50Hey babe, let's go out tonight
00:33:52Put your crown, say I'm gone
00:33:55Take the pain, put them on
00:33:57Rebel, rebel, it's on your dress
00:34:00Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
00:34:02Rebel, rebel, how could they know
00:34:05Hot trap, I love you so
00:34:09You're so hot
00:34:12It's better when we are together
00:34:14Isn't it?
00:34:15Do we have a stronger image?
00:34:16I think so
00:34:20Think, Smash
00:34:23If the wild animals come here,
00:34:25I'll throw mud at them
00:34:26No, we won't get scared
00:34:28They will run away
00:34:29I'm not afraid
00:34:30I'm not afraid
00:34:35Hell no
00:34:36You're out of the circle of protection.
00:34:38I don't want it.
00:34:39Yes, you do.
00:34:40No.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42No.
00:34:43The media shower is getting worse.
00:34:44We should go and see him.
00:34:45It's my responsibility to save you from the animals in this jungle.
00:34:48Now come on, sleep with us.
00:34:50I won't.
00:34:51Why not?
00:34:52Because.
00:34:53But it's a lie that I wet my bed.
00:34:56And?
00:34:57Even if I do, it's only when I'm emotionally nervous.
00:35:02I don't know why I do it.
00:35:06I used to do it too.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10No.
00:35:12If I did, I'd be so embarrassed.
00:35:14How do you do it?
00:35:15Don't stop me.
00:35:16I said no.
00:35:17Okay.
00:35:21But I did it once.
00:35:24Only after mom passed away, when I couldn't stop myself.
00:35:28You can go and sleep now.
00:35:30Go.
00:35:32If I go, you'll die in this desolate jungle.
00:35:35And you'll miss all the mud and showers all your life.
00:35:37Because you won't stay alive.
00:35:38I'll tell you a horror story so you can sleep.
00:35:41Please, no.
00:35:42Too late.
00:35:43One night, in the heavy rain, a girl heard on the radio,
00:35:47Close the door.
00:35:48A white killer is roaming.
00:35:49If anything was left,
00:35:51then his hand,
00:35:53like this,
00:35:54opened the door.
00:35:56And after coming out, he could never say anything.
00:35:59After that,
00:36:00he turned white.
00:36:01He turned white?
00:36:02Yes.
00:36:07Christmas.
00:36:08Christmas.
00:36:09What happened now?
00:36:10Get up.
00:36:11Hurry up.
00:36:12Look over there.
00:36:25I think the peacemaker was sent by the giant caterpillar.
00:36:28But giant caterpillars don't exist.
00:36:30Yes, they do.
00:36:31Why do you believe it?
00:36:32Look what I found.
00:36:33I got a couple of longs.
00:36:35I want three.
00:36:37Yes, you can take it.
00:36:38Do you have a snatch?
00:36:39Yes.
00:36:42If anyone troubles you again,
00:36:44I'll beat him up and make him miserable.
00:36:46You just scare him with your hair.
00:36:50My children.
00:36:51You were successful.
00:36:52Come on, get up.
00:36:54Did you see Christmas yesterday?
00:36:55Here's your badge.
00:36:56Now we'll go to the competition.
00:36:57Yes, ma'am.
00:37:01We did it, Ms. Massey.
00:37:02We'll go to the competition.
00:37:03It's all God's grace.
00:37:04And we'll win.
00:37:05We'll dance.
00:37:06Christmas and I photographed a dance.
00:37:07All of you should be proud of yourselves.
00:37:09I'm not kidding.
00:37:10We'll go.
00:37:11We'll go.
00:37:12We're going.
00:37:14But unfortunately,
00:37:15you won't go.
00:37:17We'll go.
00:37:18They don't have a proper troop leader.
00:37:20It's very sad,
00:37:21but I found out last night
00:37:22when I read about the birdie scout guide
00:37:24in Statute 12, Section 8.
00:37:27Look, here it is.
00:37:28The troop leader has never been arrested.
00:37:30And Ms. Zalem,
00:37:31you were arrested first.
00:37:32My crime wasn't proven.
00:37:33You punctured a man's car tire,
00:37:34forced your way into his trailer,
00:37:35and pinned his deer head.
00:37:36Prove that it was me.
00:37:37It was you.
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes, yes.
00:37:42You must remember
00:37:43that the man's name was
00:37:44Yellowteeth Davis,
00:37:45who was having an affair
00:37:46with many stupid girls at the time.
00:37:47And when someone entered his trailer,
00:37:48he wasn't there.
00:37:49The only reason was
00:37:50that he had gone out with a stupid girl.
00:37:51As promised,
00:37:52he should have been at my house
00:37:53so that he could pick me up
00:37:54and take me somewhere.
00:37:55Then I started thinking
00:37:56what was wrong with me
00:37:57that he treated me like that.
00:37:58I was crazy about his love,
00:37:59so I didn't go to law school
00:38:00and ruined my whole life.
00:38:05And now I'm just thinking,
00:38:06but I really mean it.
00:38:08Don't care what people want.
00:38:09Think about yourself.
00:38:10So from now on,
00:38:11my life is only mine,
00:38:12not of some yellow-teethed idiot
00:38:13who hangs his deer head
00:38:14on the walls of his house.
00:38:16And I pity you, Ms. Messi,
00:38:17because you will keep impressing
00:38:18idiots all your life
00:38:19and still their hearts
00:38:20will be unable to win.
00:38:21I was right, Crystal.
00:38:24You are a bad example.
00:38:25Whatever I am, I am true.
00:38:28I will go to law school,
00:38:29you stupid girl.
00:38:31I am not stupid at all.
00:38:33I don't even like to behave like this, kids.
00:38:35I just know that
00:38:36if you don't dream too much,
00:38:37you will be happy.
00:38:39Hey!
00:38:40What is it?
00:38:41What do you mean by law school?
00:38:42I mean I am going.
00:38:43I am going from here.
00:38:45I will go to law school
00:38:46and get a new job.
00:38:47Will you leave?
00:38:48I have never been with you
00:38:49and I won't leave you.
00:38:50You should stay here with me.
00:38:51How can you say that
00:38:52I have never been with you
00:38:53when I haven't taken care of myself?
00:38:56So, it's all over now?
00:38:59We will have to find a new truth.
00:39:01This is the time to say yes.
00:39:02We can do this.
00:39:03Why do you care so much?
00:39:05I didn't want anything
00:39:06and yet I was happy.
00:39:07Hell no!
00:39:10Why did you do this to me?
00:39:11I was not happy
00:39:12when I didn't even
00:39:13befriend anyone
00:39:14and didn't even talk to anyone.
00:39:15You made me an untouchable.
00:39:17You made me an untouchable.
00:39:18You made me an untouchable.
00:39:19You made me an untouchable.
00:39:20Keep quiet!
00:39:21Stay right there.
00:39:22You can't say that to me.
00:39:24This is not good.
00:39:30Hell no!
00:39:31Stay away from me.
00:39:32Don't leave me and go.
00:39:33Just leave me alone.
00:39:34No!
00:39:35You will be permanent.
00:39:40You are a fool.
00:39:42No.
00:39:43Yes, sir.
00:39:44No!
00:39:45No one has ever
00:39:46followed me.
00:39:47Take your satchel.
00:40:00You said you borrowed it, but you didn't say if they knew you had borrowed it or not.
00:40:04It's true that they didn't know anything, because I didn't tell them.
00:40:07Wait a minute.
00:40:08These kids need a new mama.
00:40:10Miss Raelene, I'm not a mama.
00:40:11You are now.
00:40:13Hello?
00:40:16Can you hear me?
00:40:17I'll call you later.
00:40:20Let's see what happens when the bossman takes charge.
00:40:22Big Rick, let's go.
00:40:23Come on, buddy. Let's go.
00:40:24Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:40:25I'm sure I'll learn a lesson from this.
00:40:27Mary. Mary. Let's go.
00:40:30I'm sure you'll want to see this.
00:40:33Look over there, boss.
00:40:35Hello. Boo.
00:40:37Come with me.
00:40:43Come on.
00:40:48Will you hold these books?
00:40:55Principal Massey, can we talk for a minute?
00:40:56I don't have time. I'm busy.
00:40:57You have to listen to me.
00:40:58Show me your rule book.
00:40:59No one messes with the bossman when it comes to rule books.
00:41:01It's not written anywhere that only a woman can be a troop mama.
00:41:05That's why I'm proud to be the troop mother of Wigley's Birdie Scout Troop Zero.
00:41:09There's a way to everything, Mr. Flint.
00:41:11What will happen to that girl when she starts thinking that she can do whatever she wants?
00:41:14She can go wherever she wants.
00:41:15Tell me.
00:41:16People will laugh at her.
00:41:17They'll insult her.
00:41:18Her life will be ruined.
00:41:19I'm helping her more than you.
00:41:20Do you think this is easy?
00:41:23These are our girls.
00:41:24All of us.
00:41:25They're from all over Wigley.
00:41:26What difference does it make if someone doesn't have eyes?
00:41:28Someone made the bed wet?
00:41:29Some can't even be considered girls.
00:41:31These are our birdies.
00:41:32And I'm their troop mama.
00:41:36How are you going to give such a hefty entry fee?
00:41:38There you go, Big Rick.
00:41:40What do you mean?
00:41:41Judges have a price.
00:41:42Do you have that kind of money, Mr. Flint?
00:41:44No.
00:41:45Because Ramsey Flint is used to losing in life.
00:41:54If I could, I'd put the whole world at your feet.
00:41:56Yes, I know.
00:42:03Mr. Ramsey.
00:42:05I've been wanting to give you some money for a while now.
00:42:08Here you go.
00:42:09Thank you.
00:42:10And these are Wig Sam's legal fees.
00:42:12And for the broken furniture.
00:42:14And for Buddy's public...
00:42:15Excuse me, nation.
00:42:17And for Robbie's truancy.
00:42:18I'm sorry I'm late in giving you the money, Ramsey.
00:42:20No problem.
00:42:22Do you know why?
00:42:23Yes.
00:42:24Here you go, Ramsey.
00:42:25Thank you.
00:42:30You won't understand, Miss Missy.
00:42:33I'm the boss, ma'am.
00:42:35And we're going to the birdie competition.
00:42:36We're going to win.
00:42:37And we're going to make everyone's life miserable.
00:42:40Good day, ma'am.
00:42:42Get ready to win.
00:42:43We're going to win!
00:42:50If everything's going to be okay, will you give me a sign?
00:42:54Anything?
00:42:55Did you see that?
00:42:56She's already staring.
00:42:59I know you guys are going to win.
00:43:01I'm sure of it.
00:43:02You eat like you own the world.
00:43:04What if I lose in front of everyone?
00:43:05So what?
00:43:08Boss!
00:43:09Come here.
00:43:10Yes, sir.
00:43:13Sit down.
00:43:16Boss, you know I always lose in front of everyone.
00:43:18He doesn't have any shame.
00:43:19We all know that.
00:43:21When the judge tells me it's over,
00:43:23I go and shake hands with the prosecution lawyer.
00:43:25Give me your hand.
00:43:27This proves that you can beat me.
00:43:29But I'm very strong.
00:43:30And one day,
00:43:31maybe tomorrow,
00:43:32you'll lose.
00:43:33Got it?
00:43:35But I lost, right?
00:43:38Yes, boss.
00:43:39Losing is part of the game.
00:43:41What?
00:43:42Forget it.
00:43:43You're too young to understand that.
00:43:44Christmas!
00:43:45Christmas!
00:43:46Hurry up.
00:43:47We have a lot to do.
00:43:48You're going to win.
00:43:49I'm sure of it.
00:43:50You've lost again.
00:43:51Come on.
00:43:52She's completely crazy.
00:43:53You're crazy.
00:43:54And you're still
00:43:55my best employee.
00:43:56It's just that I didn't steal from you.
00:44:00I don't want you
00:44:01to break my daughter's heart.
00:44:03If she lets those naughty girls
00:44:04talk,
00:44:05she'll break her heart.
00:44:06Yes, but that's not what I meant.
00:44:07Then what do you mean?
00:44:09I mean,
00:44:10you shouldn't go.
00:44:11Right?
00:44:13I can't do this.
00:44:14Everest is an empty spot.
00:44:15I'll be there in the next batch.
00:44:16Okay.
00:44:17I understand.
00:44:18It's okay.
00:44:20We'll take care of ourselves.
00:44:22It'll take some time.
00:44:27Hurry up.
00:44:28We'll be late.
00:44:29Hurry up.
00:44:30Let's go.
00:44:37What's up, Dwayne?
00:44:38Everything's fine, boss.
00:44:39Where did you get this bike?
00:44:40You're on parole.
00:44:41I'll return it.
00:44:42I'm here for protection.
00:44:43I just want to do a good deed,
00:44:44Ms. Valine.
00:44:45Hey, God.
00:44:46Keep your hand on my head.
00:44:47And I pray
00:44:48that the kids live happily
00:44:49without any fear.
00:44:50And yes,
00:44:51give me the love
00:44:52you have in your heart.
00:44:53Shut up.
00:44:54I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:56See you in Marietta.
00:44:57Let's go.
00:45:01Let's go.
00:45:13There's a motorcycle.
00:45:14Go and get it.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:54Get ready for battle.
00:46:00Let's go.
00:46:20Hey.
00:46:21Hey, what happened?
00:46:24If I
00:46:27become a part of the record,
00:46:28I'll become important.
00:46:30Then you'll stay with me, right?
00:46:33Oh, God.
00:46:34I'll be alone again.
00:46:35You're not alone.
00:46:36I am.
00:46:37No.
00:46:38You don't need the record.
00:46:39I do.
00:46:40No, you don't.
00:46:42Who's smarter, you or me?
00:46:43You.
00:46:44Then it's fine.
00:46:45When you say something,
00:46:46it makes a sound
00:46:47that vibrates in the air
00:46:48and travels.
00:46:50I mean,
00:46:51if someone's looking for life on Earth,
00:46:52he'll be able to hear you.
00:46:53Do you think that's true?
00:46:55No, maybe.
00:46:56Maybe not.
00:46:58Come here.
00:46:59Over here.
00:47:00You can only hope
00:47:01for a fool's arrival.
00:47:03You have to win today.
00:47:04You have to catch him.
00:47:05You have to catch him.
00:47:06Did you catch him?
00:47:07Yes, I did.
00:47:08Be careful.
00:47:09Did you catch him?
00:47:10Yes, I did.
00:47:11Be careful.
00:47:12Be careful.
00:47:13Don't move.
00:47:14Be careful.
00:47:15Come on, let's go.
00:47:16We have to take care of something else.
00:47:18Don't worry.
00:47:19It's done.
00:47:20It's done.
00:47:21Take care.
00:47:22I can't take care of it.
00:47:23I can't take care of it.
00:47:28It's done.
00:47:29It's done.
00:47:31It's done.
00:47:32It's done.
00:47:33It's done.
00:47:34It's done.
00:47:35It's done.
00:47:36It's done.
00:47:37It's done.
00:47:38It's done.
00:47:42This is a troop zero,
00:47:43from England.
00:47:44Oh!
00:47:45And who are you?
00:47:46Ramsey Flint,
00:47:47troop uncle.
00:47:48Oh,
00:47:49a man and a troop uncle.
00:47:51You brought the fees, didn't you?
00:47:53Of course I did.
00:47:54Yes, I need the competition fees.
00:47:55Here you go.
00:47:56Thank you!
00:47:57Can you count them? We all want to see which one of you girls are worth it.
00:48:02Tell me, what is it?
00:48:04We are worth winning the world.
00:48:07Is there a bathroom here?
00:48:08Yes, there are bathrooms. There are eight bathrooms in total.
00:48:11They are for girls, so you have to adjust in them.
00:48:13I can go in a bush.
00:48:14You don't go in the bushes. I repeat, don't go in the bushes.
00:48:16Got it.
00:48:17You will get time for rehearsal.
00:48:18And then you will meet everyone in the tent at 4 o'clock.
00:48:20So let's go.
00:48:21See you at 4 o'clock for the show.
00:48:23Go to that tent, because there is no shortage of talent and talent in the competition.
00:48:27But don't focus too much on having fun, because you are being judged.
00:48:30Let's have a blast.
00:48:31See you at 4 o'clock in the tent.
00:48:32See you at 4 o'clock in the tent.
00:48:51They are judging us. Behave yourself, okay?
00:48:56Welcome birdies to the competition.
00:48:59Yes.
00:49:03You all have worked very hard to get here, but there is still a lot left.
00:49:06Because this is the place where the best of the best will be tested.
00:49:09And who knows?
00:49:10In this, the question of international prestige may also arise.
00:49:13Am I right, Mr. Prasad?
00:49:16The job of young ladies is to increase the beauty wherever they step.
00:49:20So come on, show everyone what you are good at.
00:49:22We will start with Moultrie's Troop 28.
00:49:24Let's do this.
00:49:28Woohoo!
00:49:37Doctor, who is it?
00:49:39The Holy Spirit.
00:49:40Now get ready for Troop 17 from Alberta.
00:49:43Am I a soldier of a crow to follow after them?
00:49:50And shall I fear to die?
00:49:52There is no need for a training champion introduction for the competition.
00:49:54Please welcome Troop 5 from Wigley.
00:49:56Woohoo!
00:49:59You got it.
00:50:00Come on, you guys.
00:50:27Do you want to do a flip, Annie?
00:50:28I get nervous in front of strangers.
00:50:30Listen, if you want to do a flip, hold someone's hand and get out.
00:50:50Whatever it is, don't mess up the song.
00:50:52We can do this.
00:50:53Yes, we can.
00:50:56Wow, that's great.
00:50:58Oh, you don't have one eye yet.
00:51:01And you don't have any talent.
00:51:02Do you understand?
00:51:04Come on.
00:51:06A troop whose number is such that until yesterday I didn't know that it is a real number.
00:51:10Please welcome Troop 0 from Wigley.
00:51:12Woohoo!
00:51:27Ground control to Major Tom.
00:51:32Ground control to Major Tom.
00:51:37Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
00:51:4110, 9, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, liftoff!
00:51:54With you.
00:52:03This is Major Tom to Ground Control.
00:52:07I'm stepping through the door.
00:52:10And I'm floating in the most peculiar way.
00:52:15And the stars look very different today.
00:52:20This is Ground Control to Major Tom.
00:52:23You really make me brave.
00:52:26And I really want to know who's next.
00:52:31Now it's time to leave.
00:52:33Capsule.
00:52:42Stop the music.
00:52:51Don't give up, boss.
00:52:53Don't give up, boss.
00:52:54Don't give up, boss.
00:53:21Stop the music.
00:53:23Enough.
00:53:26My name is Christmas Flint.
00:53:30I'm a human female.
00:53:34When I'm nervous, I wet my pants.
00:53:39I don't know why.
00:53:41I don't want to do this.
00:53:44I just want to say this.
00:53:46I hope...
00:53:49...your life is good.
00:53:52You have a lot of friends.
00:53:55And I got everything I wanted.
00:53:59Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead.
00:54:03There's something wrong.
00:54:05Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:07Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:10Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:13Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:16Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:18Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:21Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:24Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:27Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:30Can you hear me, Major Tom?
00:54:48Oh!
00:54:50Ha ha!
00:54:51What's up?
00:55:09Wow, my kids!
00:55:10You all rocked!
00:55:11Rocked!
00:55:12Rocked!
00:55:13Come on, Kabir!
00:55:14Yeah!
00:55:18Ha ha!
00:55:19Ha ha!
00:55:20Ha ha!
00:55:21Ha ha!
00:55:22Ha ha!
00:55:23Ha ha!
00:55:24Oh, my beautiful birdies!
00:55:25Today, we saw some examples of what we should be like and what we should not be like.
00:55:31And now, finally, we have come to the most exciting part of the day.
00:55:35Dr. Prasad is going to give awards.
00:55:37So, here is Dr. Prasad.
00:55:39Ha ha!
00:55:40Ha ha!
00:55:41Ha ha!
00:55:42Ha ha!
00:55:43Ha ha!
00:55:44Ha ha!
00:55:45Ha ha!
00:55:46Ha ha!
00:55:47Ha ha!
00:55:48Ha ha!
00:55:49Ha ha!
00:55:50Ha ha!
00:55:51Ha ha!
00:55:52Ha ha!
00:55:53Ha ha!
00:55:54Ha ha!
00:55:55Ha ha!
00:55:56Ha ha!
00:55:57Ha ha!
00:55:58Ha ha!
00:55:59Ha ha!
00:56:00Ha ha!
00:56:01Ha ha!
00:56:02Ha ha!
00:56:03Ha ha!
00:56:04Ha ha!
00:56:05Ha ha!
00:56:06Ha ha!
00:56:07Ha ha!
00:56:08Ha ha!
00:56:09Ha ha!
00:56:10Ha ha!
00:56:11Ha ha!
00:56:12Ha ha!
00:56:13Ha ha!
00:56:14Thank you and congratulations to Troop 5.
00:56:16You sparkly birdies.
00:56:17You all did a great job.
00:56:19You all did a great job.
00:56:20Your performance was superb.
00:56:22Congratulations.
00:56:24Are you alright, Prasad?
00:56:25Oh, yes, absolutely.
00:56:27And you?
00:56:28You are the best of the best among all the troops that are coming here.
00:56:30You all beat everyone here easily.
00:56:32Now, Mr. Prasad, will you please record?
00:56:35Ha ha!
00:56:37Give me a tissue.
00:56:42Who will read the statement today?
00:56:45Start when you are ready.
00:56:46Greetings.
00:56:47On behalf of the children of Planet Earth,
00:56:49I hope you will beat everyone in law school.
00:56:52Absolutely.
00:56:54I have full faith in you.
00:56:57Don't listen to anyone's nonsense.
00:57:02Thank you, Piper.
00:57:03This was a perfect representation on behalf of the birdies.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07You finish it.
00:57:09We will finish it.
00:57:10Let's sing the birdie anthem together.
00:57:11Let's all sing together.
00:57:13Good and honest people
00:57:15who have found their way
00:57:17there is beauty and love
00:57:19for this world.
00:57:21There is love for you all
00:57:23and a little bit of lies.
00:57:33That's great, boss.
00:57:35I am proud of you, Meeja.
00:57:41I am missing mom.
00:57:44I know I shouldn't say this,
00:57:47but I miss her.
00:57:49I...
00:57:52You can say anything to me.
00:57:54You can tell anything to the boss.
00:57:57If I could stop him from leaving,
00:57:59I would have stopped him.
00:58:02But now,
00:58:03we are just the two of us, Christmas.
00:58:06And we can't deny this truth.
00:58:10I wish I could
00:58:11be a better dad.
00:58:14No.
00:58:17You and I
00:58:19are a solid team.
00:58:21We are the king of beers.
00:58:25King of beers?
00:58:31Solid team.
00:58:41We are the kings of beers.
00:58:48We didn't win,
00:58:49but it didn't matter
00:58:50because Dwayne stole the Troop 5 trophy.
00:59:02Look over there.
00:59:04That's great.
00:59:06When you get all the signals,
00:59:07you might find out about us.
00:59:09Sound waves travel.
00:59:11Do aliens have standards like us?
00:59:13Hell no.
00:59:14They will hear you.
00:59:16They will be able to hear you.
00:59:19Go on.
00:59:22I am here.
00:59:23I am here.
00:59:24I am here.
00:59:25I am here.
00:59:26I am here.
00:59:28I am here.
00:59:36I hope
00:59:37you always stay safe,
00:59:38stay healthy
00:59:39and always eat and drink.
00:59:41Nice, hell no.
00:59:43It's all for the best.
00:59:44And Jesus is with you.
00:59:46I wish you also had
00:59:47Clarice Knight,
00:59:48Aretha Franklin
00:59:49and Freddie Mercury.
00:59:56I wish I was your mom
00:59:58and you kept her safe.
01:00:07I wish
01:00:08I was your mom
01:00:09and you kept her safe.
01:00:30I am here.
01:00:32I am here.
01:00:34I am here.
01:00:35I'm here! I'm here!
01:00:37I'm here! I'm here!
01:00:39I'm here! I'm here!
01:00:41I'm here! I'm here!
01:00:55Your voice is in that record.
01:00:56So I know you can hear me.
01:00:59And I want to tell you that
01:01:01I wish you had friends like me.
01:01:03Like Hell No, Joseph, Little Smash, and my aunt Annie Claire.
01:01:10Today I saw a treasure trove of our friends.
01:01:12Me, Miss Raylene, Bossman, and Fluffy.
01:01:15We'll all be here.
01:01:33Let the children do dead. Let the children do dead. Let all the children do dead.
01:02:04HELLO FROM CHILDREN OF PLANET EARTH
01:02:16Hello from Children of Planet Earth.
01:02:19Hello from the children of Planet Earth.
01:02:24Hello from the children of Planet Earth.
01:02:31Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:36Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:38Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:40Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:42Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:44Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:46Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:48Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:50Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:52Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:02:54Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:01Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:03Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:05Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:07Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:09Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:11Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:13Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:15Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:17Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:19Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
01:03:21Hello, my name is Salaam, how are you?
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