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00:00Early morning, sweetest part of the day, alone, peaceful, just me and you, me and you, me and
00:29you, me and this succulent little baby right here.
00:35Yes! I will have made the scariest greetings to the entire room!
00:45Did I shatter you, okay? No bones broken?
00:47Off the shirt.
00:49Sorry, boss.
00:50Bonkers. Can't you toons ever just come through a door normally?
00:54Normally? Toons don't do normally things.
00:57Makes us so adorable.
01:00Yeah, like a train wreck.
01:02Let's see, detergent, bleach, fabric softener, shoe polish, olive oil, flour, butter, toothpicks,
01:08and a dash of oregano. Toons, that means you too.
01:14Just what are you doing?
01:22No use hiding, toons. It's bath time.
01:24For the inspection.
01:27You poor misguided toon. What inspection?
01:30I think the memo said merit raise inspection.
01:33Merit raise inspection?
01:37You're not ready?
01:38Of course I'm ready. A professional is always ready.
01:44In that case, you certainly won't need to review these new regulations.
01:47What new regulations?
01:49We might as well pass them.
01:51Wait a while.
01:53Well, if you don't think you're ready.
01:55I didn't say that.
01:57Haven't been around as long as I have. A little merit inspection doesn't bother you. No way.
02:02But if you don't pass, who cares if you are fired?
02:06Fired? Who said anything about fired?
02:08There's probably plenty of work out there. Maybe, probably.
02:12Other work?
02:13You're right. Forget the big fat pay increase.
02:16Increase?
02:19Okay, Bonko.
02:21I've decided I'm going to let you grill me on this inspection stuff.
02:24Now, refresh my memory as to the amount of the pay increase.
02:28Come on, talk to me.
02:29Talk is cheap.
02:30But then so is this suit.
02:32Of course, if we are going to pass, we better start with your appearance.
02:36What's wrong with my appearance?
02:38Well, for one thing, too much is appearing.
02:40Oh, really?
02:42What you need is a new look.
02:44Let's see. Shoulders, 18.
02:46Let's see. Shoulders, 18.
02:48Waist, 85.
02:49Inseam, 39.
02:50Cuffs, of course.
02:53I knew this was a mistake.
02:55I'm going to sell you a suit.
02:57And while we're waiting, how about a quiz?
02:59Boy, I hate quizzes.
03:00All right, go.
03:01Who's in trouble when there's a code 10-98-H?
03:04Well, uh...
03:05Hands up.
03:06And now for bonus points and a chance at a free spin.
03:10Who's in trouble when there's a code in your nose?
03:13Boy, that's a toughie.
03:14No one, because this suit comes with a nice clean hanky-poo.
03:17Brilliant.
03:20That is disgusting.
03:21Back to the quiz.
03:23And now for the final question.
03:25How would you book the seven dwarfs and their sisters?
03:29That's got to be a trick question.
03:31Sorry, out of time.
03:32Darn, I almost had that one.
03:34What do I say?
03:35Enough already.
03:37Yo, hey!
03:38Yo!
03:39Yo, hey!
03:40Over here!
03:41Hubba-bubba!
03:42Hey, Lucky, it's Frederick.
03:44Hey, if you do a finished plan, dress up.
03:46We got work to do, understand?
03:47Hello?
03:48Hey, I'm talking to you!
03:49You, you, you, you, you, you!
03:51Look, we got a 10-67, a 10-15, a 10-36 moving that drive.
03:55Let's move it.
03:56Come on, now!
03:57Shall we use the police light?
03:59Do we have to?
04:01Ta-da!
04:02It's showtime!
04:04Good evening, germs.
04:05So pleased to be here.
04:06You know, I just flew in from Chicago, and boy, are my arms tired.
04:08Great room, great couch.
04:09Thank you, thank you.
04:10Aren't you nice?
04:11Okay, ladies, sing a song.
04:14Thank you, dude.
04:15Thank you.
04:16Aren't you nice?
04:17Aren't you nice?
04:18But I'm bummed.
04:19Tunes.
04:20One of these days, I've got to get that real life fixed.
04:21Hey, hey!
04:22Do you have to sing?
04:23Can't you just sirene?
04:24Jokes, jokes, I do jokes.
04:25Come on, I got some great ones.
04:26No jokes, please.
04:27No jokes.
04:28Oh, come on, you're going to love this.
04:29All right, okay, listen.
04:30Two tunes, and we're going to roll the stage, right?
04:31They run into a hot tub of steam.
04:321036 Movieland Drive.
04:33Now, why does that address sound familiar to me?
04:34It's the Mad Hatter's house!
04:35Well, this day's gone from bad to worse.
04:36Those guys are over the edge.
04:37Okay, let's just make it quick.
04:38Whew!
04:39Seems like they add more steps every time we come here.
04:401036 Movieland Drive.
04:42Now, why does that address sound familiar to me?
04:44It's the Mad Hatter's house!
04:49Well, this day's going from bad to worse.
04:51Those guys are over the edge.
04:52Okay, let's just make it quick.
04:58Seems like they add more steps every time we come here.
05:02Who invited him?
05:05Good for sniffing out keys in purple.
05:11Hey, Bob, get your finger out of my nose, will ya?
05:14And get off my face.
05:18Get off my...
05:19Hello, Hatter!
05:20Anyone here call the police?
05:22No, but thanks for asking.
05:24Goodbye!
05:25Come with me, let's hit it.
05:28So, there you are!
05:29I called hours ago.
05:31Where have you been?
05:32How have you been?
05:34And why have you been?
05:36Well, come in, come in.
05:40Ah, you're just in time for tea.
05:42Sit, sit, sit. Come on, sit, sit.
05:45No, thanks. Oh, thank you, yeah.
05:49None for me.
05:50Besides, you don't have any cups.
05:52Neither do we, neither do we.
05:58Just what's the complaint?
06:00That's just it, you see.
06:02No cups.
06:04They're gone.
06:05Stolen, pilfered, lifted, hijacked, confiscated.
06:07Snatched, burglarized, filched, pillaged.
06:09Plundered, ripped off, poached, shanghaied.
06:11Bamboozled, palm-lined, embezzled, even.
06:13I get the point!
06:15I don't want your silly teacups anyway.
06:19Oh, that's cute.
06:20Look, maybe you just mis...
06:21Proceed, one down, one over.
06:23Come on, move it, move it, proceed.
06:25Why do we always have to go through this?
06:27Because if we sit where we were,
06:30we won't be where we are, you know.
06:32And consequently, if we aren't where we are,
06:36then where are we?
06:39Now, let me get this straight.
06:42You called us about a few missing teacups?
06:43He called! About teacups.
06:45Right, missing teacups.
06:46Missing teacups?
06:48We are!
06:50Losers! You sound serious.
06:51What should we do first?
06:52Search for clues?
06:53Round up all the usual suspects?
06:54Start using paper cups?
06:56Look, if we find your missing teacups,
06:58we'll bring them right back.
07:00But now, I've got an important inspection to prepare for.
07:03Nice doing business with you.
07:05Ciao.
07:06We're out of here.
07:07But Lucky, this could be the big case you're always looking for.
07:10Wrong.
07:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
07:16Isn't it nice being so close?
07:22Look, just write this up and then it's back to the inspection, okay?
07:26I don't think so.
07:30Terrific.
07:31I probably ripped them falling down those stupid stairs.
07:33Here, maybe I can fix it.
07:34I'll just take a little loose Mr. String here and...
07:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't touch that!
07:41Be careful!
07:52Oh, I can't believe I was down here this morning.
07:57My pants! He took my pants!
08:02Oh, great.
08:02I'm standing around in broad daylight and I've got no pants on.
08:04My point exactly.
08:14Oh, man.
08:20Cool shards!
08:24No, no, really, my badge is in my pants!
08:32Look on the bright side, Lucky.
08:33If the inspector asks about booking procedures, you'll know all about it.
08:37Oh, yeah, well, I really need it done.
08:42Yo!
08:43Hey, over here, listen up, will ya?
08:45Incoming message, okay?
08:47Help! Someone help me!
08:51Oh, no.
08:52It's showtime!
08:54Thank you, thank you, aren't you nice?
08:55Hey, folks, how about this crime wave, huh?
08:57Where I live, we don't worry about crime in the streets.
08:59They make house calls!
09:02It's a crime! It's a crime!
09:03The way my wife works!
09:04Everything she makes is tough!
09:06We even have a suicide!
09:09You know, flies come to our house to commit suicide!
09:12Quiet up there!
09:15Oh, Captain Beatty singsong, I do doubt.
09:18Thank you, doodah, thank you, aren't you nice?
09:20Aren't you nice for the bumps?
09:22Can it down there!
09:24Hey, hey, hey, how about some magic, huh?
09:33Hey, hey, what's going on?
09:35The doorbell, the mat, they're gone!
09:39Oh, well, so are we.
09:40Finally, I'll have some time to brush up for the inspector.
09:46After you.
09:47Oh, no, no, after you.
09:49After you.
09:50After you.
09:51After you.
09:52No, no, no, I insist.
09:54Just get in there.
10:02Ah!
10:21Gone, gone, all gone!
10:25There, there, Hatter.
10:26Missing teacups are nothing to get so upset about.
10:29Teacups?
10:30My good man, the mat's hair is missing!
10:33Not to mention, but I will,
10:35one jingle horn, six clam smashes,
10:37one watch, six clocks, two rugs,
10:39one blue, one red,
10:40three rings, four squares, two pence.
10:42Gone, all gone!
10:43This is gone!
10:44That is gone!
10:45Gone, gone, gone!
10:47An autographed picture of Herbert Hoover's Hoover,
10:49a hey, nally, nally, a ha-cha-cha,
10:52and one shoe!
10:56My shoe?
10:57What happened to my shoe?
10:58Yeah, let's find your shoe quick.
11:02Hey, where's the mad Hatter?
11:04It's like he just vanished into thin air.
11:06Disappeared.
11:07Took a hike.
11:08Hit the road.
11:09Went by-by.
11:10Left no forwarding address of sort of kind.
11:12Who asked you?
11:13By the way, who are you?
11:15Hey, you're the two who took my pants!
11:21Follow that bag!
11:23Follow that bag!
11:24Follow that bag!
11:28Quick, he went that way.
11:29We'll take the squad car.
11:37Strange, I didn't know we lived in Ollivoo.
11:41This day gets stranger by the minute.
11:43Missing seatbelts, missing teacups,
11:45missing shoes, missing pay raises,
11:47missing brakes, missing brakes,
11:50missing brakes!
11:51Missing brakes!
12:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:21No!
12:41Help!
12:42Bonkers.
12:43Get off me.
12:46Hey, you guys okay?
12:48No, we're not okay.
12:50The least I can do is give you this back.
12:52Hey, this looks like your shoe, Lucky.
12:55Yep, here's the gum you stepped in.
12:57Guess that's what they call your gum shoe, huh?
13:00Gum shoe.
13:01That is my shoe.
13:02Let me handle this.
13:03Okay, bag, hand it over.
13:04That's important evidence.
13:08I'm not sure you want to do this.
13:10You don't want me to do this?
13:12Just give it here.
13:13I will not have you impede.
13:14Police, proceed your work.
13:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:17Give it back, Mr. Bonkers.
13:18Give it back.
13:19Okay.
13:21Give it back to him, quick.
13:24I tried to warn you.
13:35You again.
13:37Got your pants on this time?
13:42My trousers are intact.
13:44Say, if it's not an inconvenience,
13:46could you give us a lift?
13:50Well, all's not lost.
13:52In fact, this little mishap just gives me more time
13:54to study for the inspection.
13:55What inspection?
13:56The one that will give me a pay raise.
13:59Oh, that inspection.
14:01That gives you a full ten minutes anyway.
14:03Ten minutes?
14:04Well, you know, as long as we don't get another call.
14:06Hey, hey, yo, yo.
14:08I'm talking to you, Pickle.
14:09You got a toon bag in trouble on top of the permanent building.
14:11You got that?
14:12Yeah, sir.
14:13A toon bag is in trouble.
14:14We got to save him.
14:15I am not moving from this spot.
14:19Come on, Lucky.
14:20We got to hurry.
14:21Police emergency.
14:22A toon in trouble.
14:23No crummy little toon bag is going to keep me
14:25from getting a pay raise.
14:29Okay, then.
14:30I'll save the bag alone.
14:32All by myself.
14:34Just little old me.
14:37Of course, I could be torn limb from limb.
14:40Ripped to shreds and squished to a pulp.
14:45Yeah, whatever.
14:47And you'll be sorry.
14:48Because no more bonkers.
14:50That's right.
14:51No more farts.
14:52That's right.
14:53No more doogies.
14:54No more nothing.
14:56Yeah, that's absolutely right.
14:58And you won't have bonkers to laugh at again.
15:01But see what I care.
15:02See if I ever...
15:03Why don't you just...
15:04All right, I'm calling.
15:05I'm calling, Mr. Sensitive.
15:18Enough already.
15:21I'll go and save you, Lord.
15:37That's him, all right.
15:38Our bag buddy.
15:39Hang on.
15:40Don't jump.
15:45Toon elevator.
15:46Toon elevator.
15:47Great.
15:48I'm taking the stairs.
16:06Don't jump.
16:08Jump?
16:09Oh, you silly.
16:10I was never gonna jump.
16:12What do you mean?
16:13Of course you were gonna jump.
16:14Nope.
16:15I just came up here to sink.
16:22Don't do it.
16:23Why don't you take the elevator?
16:24Don't jump.
16:25Sink is a poor, poor impressionable young well that's in purses that will...
16:29He's not jumping.
16:31Not jumping?
16:33Oh, well, hey, look at that.
16:36You can see the ocean from up here.
16:38Come on, bag.
16:39We're taking you in.
16:40Wait.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:43I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
16:45Here.
16:46You can have everything back.
17:03It's Toons.
17:07That's incredible.
17:08He even stole the Mad Hatter and the March Hare.
17:10How'd he do that?
17:11My.
17:12Quite a view.
17:13Quite a view.
17:14And you can see the ocean, too.
17:16Why don't you do it, bag?
17:18I was lonely, see?
17:20Empty.
17:21I only stole for attention.
17:23My parents were carpet bakers.
17:25My uncle, he was a pep talker to my grandfather.
17:28He just was...
17:29He was worthless.
17:32I meant, why don't you take a couple of sillies like the Hatter and the Hare?
17:39I needed friends?
17:41You can't steal friends.
17:43You have to make friends.
17:45You can steal time.
17:46You can steal sleep.
17:47You can steal drum.
17:49Steal drum.
17:51You don't begin to understand yet.
17:53And it frightens me.
17:55What you need is my fabulous new friend-making kit.
17:59Patent pending.
18:00Just add a little tea.
18:01Coming right up.
18:08Viola.
18:10Instant friend.
18:12Well, tonight will be kind of special.
18:14Look, I got some important business to tend to.
18:16You gonna press charges or what?
18:17No, but I'll press your pants.
18:20Nice shorts.
18:22Give me those.
18:23Very well, but you can't have the bag.
18:26No, I should say not, and I did.
18:28This bag is my friend.
18:31No, he's my friend.
18:33He's mine.
18:34He's mine.
18:35Mine.
18:36Mine.
18:37Mine.
18:38Now.
18:39Okay.
18:40It's yours.
18:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:45Why is it we can never keep a friend?
18:47Maybe it was something we said.
18:49More tea?
18:50I gotta see my friend.
18:58Happy landings.
19:04Nice landing.
19:09Call 911.
19:15I have just damaged something important to me.
19:27Hurry bonkers.
19:28If we miss the inspector, no pay raise.
19:30By the way, how do I look?
19:31Hey, you never look better.
19:34Come on, hurry, hurry.
19:35Almost there.
19:38Oh, darling.
19:40I'm never gonna pass looking like this.
19:47Perfect.
19:48And your color, it's so, so almost good.
19:58Come on in.
20:00You must be the man.
20:02Yep.
20:04I know this looks bad for you, but believe me,
20:07I really am ready for this inspection.
20:09No kidding.
20:10Looks a little rusty to me.
20:12Rusty?
20:13How can you say that when you haven't even tested me yet?
20:16Why would I want to test you?
20:18It's these pipes that need testing.
20:21Pipe?
20:23You're not a police inspector for my merit, race?
20:27No, no, no, city inspector.
20:29And if I don't fix these rusty pipes, this place is sewage city.
20:33A sewer inspection.
20:35What do you know?
20:37I made a mistake, Ipu.
20:39Bonkers.
20:41I'm gonna get you.
20:43Got to learn to read those memos better.
20:45Little Mr. S mixed up with little Mr. P.
20:50Found it.
20:55Bonkers!