Warau Salesman New - 01
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00:00My name is Moguro Fukuzo. I'm a salesman who calls people and laughs. I'm not just a salesman.
00:11The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:30Salaryman
00:35Walk, walk, walk, Salaryman
00:37The bicycle is a tank, everyone
00:40Fight against yourself, go on, dreamer
00:42The heels are my partner, office lady
00:45Up, up, don't
00:49Up, up, don't
00:54It's just right to get drunk
00:57The delicious sake is getting more and more expensive
00:59It's just right to get drunk
01:02The pressure is getting stronger
01:04I want to get it, I want to be satisfied
01:06I feel good, but if I break one step, it's a disaster
01:09I learned it from a long time ago
01:11Greed can be killed later
01:14Don't judge me, don't judge me
01:16Wait a minute, haven't you become a tengu?
01:19Don't judge me, don't judge me
01:21You're a lame adult, this is the end
01:24Don't judge me, don't
01:26Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you
01:31I like it when it's quiet, it's dark
01:36Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you
01:41The spotlight is good, but it's the best when it spills
01:47Up, up, don't
01:52Up, up, don't
01:55In this world, there are many young men and women
01:59Only lonely people
02:01I will fill the gaps in your hearts
02:06No, I won't take any money
02:09If the customer is satisfied
02:11That is the best reward
02:15Well, today's customer is
02:25Ha, ha, ha
02:35Hey, Nakajima
02:36Yes
02:37I'll take you to a good place
02:39Eh, I have a lunch box today
02:41It's okay, it's okay, come on, run
02:51Eh, I can't get off?
02:53Yes
02:55The second basement floor?
02:57Yes
03:02Huh, there are only bars and clubs
03:07Sakamaki-san, what are you going to do here?
03:11Of course, I'm going to drink
03:14Eh, but there's no place like this
03:18There is
03:23Welcome
03:34Welcome
03:36Oh, Saka-chan, good evening
03:39Come on, sit down, sit down
03:41Good evening?
03:42Hey, Nakajima
03:44Come here and sit down
03:46I'm sorry
03:50Saka-chan, do you want a glass of water?
03:52Ah, I'm sorry, I don't drink
03:54I'm still on duty
03:56Eh, is that so?
03:58Who is that person?
03:59Ah, it's the same
04:00Excuse me
04:04It's Haruka, good evening
04:06Good evening
04:07How is it? Isn't it cute, Haruka-chan?
04:12Come on, stop it, Sakamaki-san
04:14That's my junior, Nakajima
04:16He's a very serious person
04:18Nice to meet you, Nakajima-san
04:20Eh, th-th-thanks
04:22Alright, today is Nakajima's treat
04:24Everyone, come on
04:27You can't, Sakamaki-san
04:29You're the one who brought Nakajima-san here, right?
04:32What is it, Haruka-chan?
04:34It's fine, it's fine, I'll hold it
04:36Nakajima-san
04:39Please let me treat you today
04:44Good evening, Momuro-san
04:46Ah, hello, Sakamaki-san
04:48Hey, Nakajima, call me Momuro-san
04:51He's the one who introduced me to this place
04:56I'm this kind of person
04:58Yes, hello
05:00I met Momuro-san about a month ago
05:07This is boring
05:09Is there any interesting place?
05:11There is
05:13How about a club where you can drink with girls in the afternoon?
05:17Eh, in the afternoon?
05:19Even if it's bright outside, if you go inside, there's no night or day
05:24That's the good thing about it
05:26It's fantastic
05:29Also, if you drink with a beautiful woman in a place like that in the afternoon
05:35I think everyone in the world is working very hard
05:40It's a strange pleasure that can be said to be a kind of defeat
05:48That's why I was introduced to this place in the afternoon
05:52It's the basement of the same building as the company
05:55Here, Saka-chan, just a little bit of alcohol
05:59Then, just one drink
06:01So, what do you think?
06:07Nakajima-san, just a little bit, okay?
06:10Then, just a sip
06:13Right, Kejimu?
06:16Yes
06:17Normally, when I'm eating my lunch at the company
06:20I can't believe I'm being accompanied by such a cute girl
06:24It's a dream
06:25It's really a vacuum
06:29It's not a dream
06:33Oh no
06:34Oh no, it's already 1.30
06:37I have to go back quickly
06:40I'm sorry, Moguro-san, thank you for the meal
06:42Excuse me
06:44Nakajima-san, you forgot something
06:46I'm sorry
06:49Next time, please come back slowly
06:55It's so bright
06:57It's so bright
07:03I'm sorry
07:14I'm Haruka, good evening
07:21Next time, please come back slowly
07:24Nakajima, Nakajima
07:26Hey, Nakajima
07:28Yes
07:29Have you already been possessed by a vacuum?
07:32No, I haven't
07:38It's okay, don't get too excited
07:44Vacuum
07:50Then, I'll be going now
07:52Go straight
08:07There it is
08:08The vacuum
08:15Welcome
08:17Um, is Haruka-san here?
08:20She's here, come in
08:25It's Haruka
08:27It was a mistake, goodbye
08:30How annoying
08:36Hey, Nakajima-san
08:38You went to the vacuum, right?
08:40Moguro-san, that's not true
08:45You can't lie to me
08:48You can go there during the day
08:51It's a normal club at night
08:54Is that so?
08:56Then, I'll see you tomorrow at noon
09:06Do you want to go that much?
09:08Where are you going?
09:10I want to go too, but I can't
09:14Um, thank you for everything
09:17I'll go
09:20Welcome
09:24Nakajima-san, thank you for coming today
09:27I'm so happy
09:28No, Sakamaki-san is too noisy
09:34Nakajima-san seems to be crazy about you, Haruka-san
09:38You know, I went to Haruka-san's shop last night
09:43Is that so?
09:45Really? Thank you
09:47No, it's nothing
09:49Then, let's have a toast
09:52Are you drunk again?
09:54You came all the way here and you're not drunk
09:57How about it?
09:59Why don't you drink a little strong alcohol?
10:04If you do that, Hakuchuum will be more fun
10:14I'm the sixth
10:16Come on, double
10:24I feel great
10:26It's the best
10:31That's right
10:33Let's have fun and have a wonderful dream
10:38But we have to go back to the old man
10:40No, I'm bored
10:42Let's forget about time and have fun
11:03If we don't go now, we'll be late for lunch
11:08Welcome back
11:10Thank you
11:14410,000 yen
11:16We got a lot
11:18I also got a lot
11:20I don't know
11:22You said you'd pay
11:24I only have 10,000 yen now
11:27I'll bring the rest later
11:33Let's go
11:43I thought I'd have a wonderful dream with 10,000 yen
11:52Hey!
11:54What's wrong with you guys?
11:56The sun has already set
11:59Where were you drunk for half a day?
12:02Everyone has the right to dream
12:05But if you don't have money, you'll wake up from your dream
12:15In this world, there are only lonely people
12:21I will fill the gap in your heart
12:25No, I won't take any money
12:28If the customer is satisfied, that's the best reward
12:33Now, today's customer is...
12:44Give me a break, Takashima
12:47That's impossible
12:50That's my fault
12:52No, I'm sorry
12:55Takashima-san, you're so nosy
12:59I'm trying to check the same thing over and over
13:06I always pretend to do it
13:15Thank you
13:17Thank you
13:19What's so fun about him?
13:22That's right
13:26Everyone...
13:28I'm back
13:32This girl is so cute
13:35She's cute, isn't she?
13:37Yes
13:38It's a limited edition, and it's finally available
13:42Is that so?
13:44Please take your time
13:47What should I do?
13:49I barely paid for the card this month
13:52But if I miss it now...
13:54Would you like to buy it?
13:59It's a nice bag
14:01It suits you
14:03Do you need something?
14:05I thought I could solve your problem
14:11I don't have a problem
14:14If you don't mind, I'll take this
14:19If you have any trouble, please contact me anytime
14:23Yes
14:28Hey, did you see Takashima-san's bag?
14:31That's...
14:32She's a lady, but she's so nosy
14:35She's so delicate
14:39She's so nosy
14:41She's so delicate
14:43Would you like to try it on?
14:44I'm fine
14:45Thank you
14:49I'm sorry, sir
14:54I don't think you can use this card
14:57What? I can't use it?
14:59What?
15:01Would you like to try it on?
15:03I'm sorry, I'll come back
15:10I forgot about this bag
15:15I forgot about this bag
15:16But if I miss it now...
15:20If you have any trouble, please contact me anytime
15:24That person...
15:26He seems to have a problem
15:34You can't stop shopping
15:37That's right
15:38When I have a bad day, I always go shopping
15:42I don't have any friends to go out with me
15:45I don't have a lover to show me that
15:48But the moment of shopping is very pleasant
15:52Isn't it good to relieve stress by shopping?
15:57Yes, it was good at first
16:00But I started shopping more and more
16:04Now I'm trying to save food and heating expenses
16:08I don't know what to do
16:11I understand
16:12Please leave it to me
16:15Here you go
16:18This is...
16:19From now on, please buy things with this card
16:23With this?
16:24But the money...
16:27Don't worry about that
16:29I'm sure you'll be satisfied
16:33I see...
16:38President, please do something
16:42What do you mean?
16:44Again
16:45Everyone is annoying
16:48To be honest, I'm not good at it either
16:52Then it's decided
16:54As expected of the president
16:56Please
16:57I'll talk to Jinji next time
17:02I'm not kidding
17:03I'll never forgive you
17:05Thank you very much
17:07Please use this card
17:10Can I really use this?
17:14Don't tell me it's a fraud
17:16I'll pay with this
17:18Here you go
17:21Thank you for shopping
17:24Wow, I really bought it
17:27What a wonderful card
17:33Thank you
17:41Now I don't have to worry about money
17:52What is it?
17:54Good morning
17:56Excuse me
17:57Hey
17:59What?
18:02Mitsuko, you bought a lot of things
18:06Mr. Moguro, what do you mean?
18:10Thank you for using it
18:15I forgot to tell you
18:16What you bought with that card will be recovered
18:20Recovered?
18:21In other words, instead of receiving a large amount of money
18:25The goods you bought will be recovered the next day
18:29No way
18:30You said
18:32The moment of shopping is pleasure
18:35This is a card that can satisfy your desire without reducing money
18:40Money doesn't decrease?
18:44Please use it
18:50However
18:52The goods you bought with the card will be recovered
18:56Please use it carefully
19:00It's wonderful
19:01This is the feeling of superiority
19:04The feeling of satisfaction
19:06The feeling of accomplishment
19:09I'm so happy
19:13Good morning
19:15Thank you for shopping
19:19How beautiful
19:21It's shining
19:26Thank you for using it
19:32Even if I can buy things
19:34It's not fun when I know it will be recovered
19:38You said it was expensive because it was a gift from your boyfriend
19:42It's totally different
19:44But it's really expensive
19:46Well, it's a three-month salary
19:48No way
19:49If it's like this, it won't be recovered
19:53Takashima-sama, I've been waiting for you
20:00It feels good
20:03That's right
20:04From now on, I will polish myself
20:08Not yet
20:10Yes, more
20:12Yes, it's good
20:14Well, it's the last finish
20:20Thank you very much
20:24It's so beautiful
20:28I want to go on a date
20:30Everyone is looking at me
20:32It's like a dream
20:34I want to go on more adventures
20:50Can I sit with you?
20:53There are other seats available
20:55Is that so? I didn't notice
21:11Will you see me again?
21:13Yes
21:20It was a wonderful night
21:22I was wrong, Mitsuko-san
21:25Moguro-san!
21:26It seems that you didn't listen to my advice
21:31It's my freedom to use what I received
21:34Of course
21:36I'm just following the rules and recovering
21:40Don't come near me!
21:50My body feels heavy
21:56I need to take a shower
22:02What is this?
22:10Clothes, jewels, and youth
22:14In order to get something
22:16I have to pay a price
22:45I fell in love with you
22:50I fell in love with you
22:55I'm going to quit
22:59I'm really going to quit
23:04I'm going to quit
23:08I'm going to quit
23:14I'm going to quit
23:17I'm going to quit
23:31I have no excuse
23:35Dance, sing
23:40The rest is a festival