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00:00I am Moguro Fukuzou, a salesman who calls people by their names and laughs.
00:09I am not just a salesman.
00:12The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:30I am Moguro Fukuzou, a salesman who calls people by their names and laughs.
00:35I am not just a salesman.
00:38The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:43I am not just a salesman.
00:46The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:55It's just right to be a little drunk, but it's getting more and more expensive.
01:00It's just right to be a little drunk, but it's getting more and more expensive.
01:05I want to get it. I want to be satisfied. I feel good.
01:08If I break one step, I'll be in trouble.
01:10Greed, which I learned from a long time ago, can be killed later.
01:15Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:17Wait a minute. I'm not a penguin.
01:20Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:22I'm an ugly adult. It's over here.
01:25Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:27Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you.
01:32If you look down, it's dark.
01:37Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you.
01:42The spotlight is good, but it's best to be buried.
01:48Up, up, don't.
01:52Up, up, don't.
01:56This world is full of lonely people, young and old, men and women.
02:03I will fill the gaps in your hearts.
02:07No, I won't take any money.
02:10If the customer is satisfied, that is the best reward.
02:15Well, today's customer is...
02:39Please listen to me, too.
02:41Did you see the freehold of the actress?
02:44It was terrible, wasn't it?
02:46Don't ignore me.
02:51I have to read the air more.
02:54Good evening.
02:56Yuran's ramen I had for lunch today was excellent.
03:00It's delicious, isn't it, Yuran?
03:02I'll top it with a jellyfish.
03:04Actually, there's a hidden topping.
03:08Good evening.
03:10Is it a new person?
03:12Good evening.
03:13I'll get right to it.
03:15Yuran, that's no good.
03:20Really? It was delicious.
03:22Matcha Drill-san, you've never had a really good ramen, have you?
03:28I don't think so.
03:30No, it's obvious.
03:32What do you know?
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:41I just got hot.
03:44That's right.
03:45I'm sorry I got hot.
03:47This is good.
03:50I'm not hot.
03:52This is normal, isn't it?
03:54I don't think I've ever been this angry.
03:59What did you say?
04:01You're the one who started it.
04:04You have a bad mouth.
04:11Matcha Drill
04:18What the hell is this?
04:22This is disgusting.
04:36Good evening, Matcha Drill-san.
04:39My name is Moguro.
04:43It was a mess earlier, wasn't it?
04:47Good evening, Moguro-san.
04:49I feel like I've run into a hit-and-run.
04:52It seemed to me that Knight Hikari was trying to make you angry from the start.
04:59It seems to have fallen for the other person's trick.
05:04Don't worry about it too much.
05:07Yes, I will.
05:09Thanks to Moguro-san, I feel better.
05:12That's good to hear.
05:14I'll see you again.
05:37This guy...
05:42Good evening.
05:43Good evening.
05:44Good evening.
05:45Good evening.
05:46Good evening.
05:47Oh, Matcha Drill-san.
05:49I'll leave it to you today.
05:53What a mess.
05:56No, no, good evening.
05:58Which side is Knight Hikari on?
06:01Which side is Knight Hikari on?
06:04It's obvious that there's no UFO.
06:09Matcha!
06:18Knight Hikari, don't you believe in it?
06:21If it exists, it should have already landed on Earth.
06:25It's all because of the plasma.
06:28You don't feel romantic, do you?
06:31Romantic?
06:32I don't like to talk about my beliefs as romantic.
06:35I don't think I'm good at it.
06:38Is that so?
06:39Yes.
06:40When I meet someone for the first time, I say a lot of things.
06:43Are you talking about me?
06:45Yes.
06:46What do you think?
06:47You have it in your eyes, don't you?
06:49In my eyes?
06:50If you think so, please apologize.
06:53Ouch!
06:56What's the matter, Matcha Drill-san?
06:59Won't you apologize to me?
07:01Are you not going to say anything?
07:05You bastard!
07:07Please wait, Matcha Drill-san.
07:09Moguro-san!
07:12This is a secret room.
07:14Knight Hikari can't see you.
07:17Don't be provoked.
07:20Leave it to me.
07:23Please look behind you.
07:42It seems that Matcha Drill-san has run away again.
07:46Maybe he was influenced by Knight Hikari.
07:48Can't we go back now?
07:50Sorry to keep you waiting.
07:53It's terrible that you disappeared in the middle of the conversation.
07:56No.
07:57I was scolded by a vulgar person.
07:59I was angry.
08:02Am I vulgar?
08:04Yes. You are not vulgar.
08:06What do you mean?
08:09Because Knight Hikari...
08:11You give points to women in another room, don't you?
08:16Like this.
08:23Ah!
08:28It's true that I may be vulgar.
08:31But it's the same for you.
08:33Let's stop swearing at each other.
08:36Knight Hikari, what's your answer?
08:38Hey!
08:43Damn it!
08:47Ah, Knight Hikari.
08:49It seems that you logged out of trouble.
08:53Matcha Drill-san is kind.
08:55He is an adult.
09:00Moguro-san.
09:01Thanks to you.
09:02I was able to chase Knight Hikari away.
09:06I just helped you.
09:08Thank you very much.
09:10Anyway, it's a great software.
09:12You found out my weakness.
09:15The discussion software will find out the other person's past statements and actions.
09:22However, the chat room is a place where you can have fun talking.
09:27So, please use the software only when Matcha Drill-san is about to lose.
09:34Yes, of course.
09:37It's a promise.
09:40Ah!
09:43Hello.
09:44Would you like to join us?
09:52Well, let's get started.
09:56It's contradictory to the past log.
09:58It's not persuasive.
10:00Huh?
10:01You used to say such sweet words, didn't you?
10:05Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:09Oh!
10:10Are you playing adult style here?
10:20No one can beat me.
10:22I'm the strongest!
10:24Ah!
10:35Matcha Drill-san.
10:38Moguro-san.
10:39You broke your promise, didn't you?
10:43That's...
10:48Your momentum in the chat room ends here.
10:55Ah!
11:08Good evening.
11:09Good evening.
11:10Good evening.
11:12Huh? What's this?
11:15You're on a diet.
11:17I like that kind of play.
11:19Is your real name Tsuyoshi Amikumo?
11:22Oh, you even have a picture of your face.
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:26No!
11:27No!
11:33I don't know when I'll be attacked by someone on the Internet where I can't see their face.
11:39I'd like to be as gentle as possible.
11:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:48In this world, there are only lonely people, young, old, men and women.
11:54I'll fill the gaps in your hearts.
11:58No, I won't take a single cent.
12:01If the customer is satisfied, that is the best reward.
12:07Now, today's customer is...
12:13Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
12:22Phew.
12:27Miss.
12:32Are you planning to travel abroad?
12:35It's a shame. There's only one that's really cheap, though.
12:48How cheap is it?
12:54Sorry to keep you waiting.
12:58I'm sorry. This is who I am.
13:03A gap in the heart?
13:05Well, you're not from a travel agency, are you?
13:08I belong to a certain social welfare organization.
13:13So I was entrusted with a plan to promote overseas travel as part of the welfare program.
13:20Overseas travel has become quite common these days.
13:26There will be more and more people who will spend the end of the year overseas.
13:34However!
13:37The data shows that people who are really in need of overseas travel experience are not blessed with the opportunity.
13:45It was proven by our investigation.
13:50We thought that guiding such people overseas would be a great social service for us.
13:57That's why we came up with this plan at the cost of destruction.
14:02How much is destruction?
14:06It's 50,000 yen in Asia, America, and Europe.
14:1050,000 yen?!
14:14It's not 500,000 yen?
14:16I'm not from a travel agency, so I don't mind if it's free of charge.
14:24But I decided to keep it as a business plan and make it 50,000 yen.
14:31I'll join! No, please let me join!
14:36Oh? You didn't seem very interested earlier.
14:40After all, we are also a blood donation service, so we don't accept people who only care about the price.
14:48I was just surprised earlier.
14:53Please tell me more!
14:55I understand.
14:57Then let's change places.
15:00I'll take care of this place.
15:11Actually, my current dream is to travel abroad.
15:18I'm 36 years old, but I don't have a boyfriend or a boyfriend.
15:24But my parents tell me to get married as soon as possible.
15:28But I want to travel the world and find my true self rather than a man.
15:33I know everyone calls me a whore.
15:37But that's because I'm trying desperately to save money to go abroad.
15:46Well, I understand.
15:49I wanted someone like you to participate.
16:08What's wrong, Shimai? Why are you laughing?
16:13What's the matter?
16:16There's no way.
16:21Strange.
16:22He's in a very good mood.
16:24He's a man.
16:26No, no.
16:27No, no, no. I don't know what people are laughing about right now.
16:32Yes, Shomuka here.
16:34What?
16:36Oh, no, thank you.
16:38I'd like to speak to my sister.
16:40A man, please.
16:41Yes, yes, this is my sister.
16:44Oh, Mr. Moguro!
16:45How was your day?
16:48Yes, yes, yes.
16:49At 7 p.m., I'll be at Manos.
16:51Oh, yes, yes. Manos, right?
16:58Everyone thinks that Mr. Moguro is my boyfriend.
17:03Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:04It's an honor to meet you again.
17:07By the way, have you decided on the date of departure?
17:09Yes, I have.
17:11Please make a plan for the beginning of next month.
17:15Where would you like to go, my sister?
17:18Huh?
17:23Oh, that's right.
17:25I'd like to go to a place with wonderful scenery.
17:28First, France?
17:29Oh, maybe Switzerland?
17:31Or maybe...
17:38Oh, no!
17:39Don't stare at my face like that!
17:43Chikako-san.
17:45Do you just want to go abroad to see wonderful scenery?
17:50You have other purposes, don't you?
17:53W-W-What are you talking about?
17:56You can't hide it from me.
17:59I'll tell you the truth.
18:14That's right.
18:15My real purpose is to make a foreign man my boyfriend.
18:21I'm not popular in Japan at all,
18:24but if I go abroad, I might be looked down upon just because I'm a Japanese woman.
18:28If that doesn't work, I'll use the money I've saved up so far to borrow the power of Japan.
18:33And I'll take a lot of pictures of him and his girlfriend,
18:36and I'll send them to all the people who've made fun of me so far!
18:42H-Hey, Chikako-san.
18:44Are you really going abroad for a month?
18:47That's right.
18:48But it might take a year for a month to grow.
18:52Oh, my!
18:53But isn't that a lot of travel expenses?
18:56It's usually hundreds of thousands, isn't it?
18:58Well, that's...
19:00almost free of charge.
19:02Wow!
19:03Actually, I was serving a social welfare organization.
19:07And as a reward for that, I was invited to this trip.
19:10Wow!
19:13And so, Chikako-san will be going on a world tour this time.
19:18First of all, please take care of your health and come back safely.
19:21Thank you very much.
19:23I can't believe he's the president of the Social Welfare Organization.
19:27I'm a little surprised.
19:28That's strange.
19:29Suddenly, he looks like he's in a good mood.
19:33Today is the day.
19:35At 7 p.m., we'll meet up at Maxim Restaurant
19:38and head to the airport together.
19:41Well then, please be careful on your way.
19:50Welcome.
19:53Shimai-sama, we've been waiting for you.
19:56This way, please.
20:00Oh, my. It looks like he's already here.
20:04Hello, Chikako-san.
20:06Good evening, Moguro-san.
20:09Are all the others coming?
20:12No one is coming.
20:14Only you.
20:16What? What did you say?
20:17There were a lot of annoying blind tests.
20:21In the end, you were the only one who passed.
20:25But what about the plane?
20:26It was canceled, wasn't it?
20:28I can't go alone.
20:29No, you don't need a plane anyway.
20:33Huh?
20:34I forgot to say this,
20:37but our plan is to travel all over Japan.
20:40It's also a world tour in Tokyo.
20:44For example, Maxim is still the top restaurant in Paris.
20:49In Tokyo, you can enjoy any atmosphere in the world.
20:54You're kidding, right?
20:57I got my passport, and I'm going on a business trip.
21:00Ho ho ho ho.
21:02That's just an excuse to make you feel like you're going on a business trip.
21:06Huh?
21:09What are you trying to do by doing this?
21:12Be quiet. Be quiet.
21:15If you behave badly in front of foreigners,
21:18it will be a shame for Japan.
21:21I will keep my promise.
21:23In Tokyo, I will fulfill your goal of going on a business trip.
21:32Mr. Chikako, let me introduce you.
21:35This is Monsieur Mephisto.
21:38Bonjour, mademoiselle.
21:42Oh la la.
21:44You don't look well.
21:47Let's take a break in my room.
21:52Mr. Chikako,
21:54please enjoy your overseas trip with him.
22:04At 7.50 p.m.,
22:05passengers using the JOL 786 Honolulu Station
22:10please board from Gate No. 65.
22:13At 7.50 p.m.,
22:15passengers using the JOL 786 Honolulu Station
22:20please board from Gate No. 65.
22:29乾いた日々に
22:33心の隙間
22:38甘い言葉に
22:42sasoware yureta
22:46zoppuri hamatte yume no manima
22:50choushi ni no tsugi hora otoshi ana
22:55yameru yo yameru
23:00hontou ni yameru
23:04yameru yo yameru
23:09tsugi koso yameru
23:17don don don
23:20yarare chatta
23:22don don don
23:24yarare chatta
23:26don don don
23:28yarare chatta
23:31ii wake suru tokya ii wake nai nai
23:35踊れや 歌えや 後の祭り