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00:00Hey Nex, send the next one.

00:09Assalamualaikum.

00:10Hey uncle, what have we done to this old lady at the Kazir Bhai attending center?

00:20She doesn't even go to the market.

00:22Why did you bring her here at her age?

00:25Don't talk rubbish.

00:27My ID says I am 23 years old.

00:30Really?

00:31Your whole ID says you are 23 years old?

00:34No, my whole ID says I am 35 years old.

00:37But you said you are 23 years old.

00:40That's in Facebook ID.

00:43What's the name of your Facebook ID?

00:45Naurangbhati.

01:00What about your old man's ID?

01:01Thank you.

01:06What did you do to my husband?

01:08I divorced him.

01:10Why?

01:11He has been working for me since he lost.

01:14What are you doing now?

01:16I am working for him.

01:18You divorced your husband because he was working for you?

01:21But now that he is working for you, you don't have anything?

01:24I have money.

01:26He didn't give me money.

01:28Okay, he is working for you.

01:30Then why did you divorce him?

01:33I can't divorce him.

01:35I have to work hard to earn money.

01:38I have to work hard to earn money.

01:40I can't divorce him.

01:43Uncle.

01:44Don't take this video.

01:46Why?

01:47It will be seen that Ragi and Charala are women.

01:49Don't talk nonsense.

01:51If Charala and Ragi are women,

01:53women can't work in a man's house.

01:55If I go to work in a man's house,

01:58he will come to my house and kick me.

02:02If I don't kick him,

02:07he will kiss me.

02:11Do you want to see this?

02:13Yes, I want to see.

02:15I want to see.

02:17I want to see.

02:19I want to see.

02:21I want to see.

02:23I want to see.

02:25I want to see.

02:27I want to see.

02:32Ma'am.

02:34Are you a ma'am of this training center?

02:36Or are you a prostitute?

02:38No.

02:39I came here to give an interview.

02:41I am a prostitute.

02:43Oh my God.

02:45You are a prostitute.

02:47You are making me angry.

02:50Don't talk nonsense.

02:52Don't talk nonsense.

02:54I am scared.

02:56Prostitute.

02:58You are a prostitute.

03:01You are a prostitute.

03:03You look like a prostitute.

03:06Don't talk nonsense.

03:08Go and see.

03:10Your name is written on the card.

03:12What is your name?

03:14Basmati.

03:17You are a prostitute.

03:19You look like a prostitute.

03:21Your name is Basmati.

03:23Your name is Basmati.

03:25Don't talk nonsense.

03:27I will kick you.

03:29Go back.

03:36I am Supriyo.

03:38I am a prostitute.

03:40Today I am going to teach you how to use modern technology in digital world.

03:46You have to learn how to use it in real life.

03:49In one word.

03:50Prostitute.

03:51Prostitute.

03:56Who is a prostitute?

03:58I am asking you to speak.

04:00Who is the teacher here?

04:02Me.

04:03Don't talk nonsense.

04:05I will teach you how to use it in real life.

04:09For example.

04:10In the morning.

04:12We have to go to the tailor shop.

04:14It will take 3-4 hours to go to the tailor shop.

04:17In the afternoon.

04:19We have to go to the bathroom.

04:21We have to go to the bathroom.

04:23We have to go to the bathroom.

04:25This is modern technology.

04:27Washing machine.

04:29You can wash your clothes without touching them.

04:34What if I don't have a washing machine?

04:41I am not allowing you to speak.

04:43If you don't have a washing machine.

04:46You have to go to the tailor shop.

04:49Will the tailor shop give me a washing machine?

04:55I didn't say that.

04:58I will tell you.

05:00I have told you several times.

05:02I can tell you.

05:04Say it.

05:05What did he say?

05:06He has gone to the house.

05:08What will happen if he comes?

05:10We have to ask for help from the tailor shop.

05:12We will show you how to ask.

05:15Now our noticing.

05:17Will be shown through the tailor shop.

05:19He will stay here.

05:21There will be a clerk from within us.

05:23He will be doing the laundry.

05:25There will be a worker from here.

05:27Come, come. Who will come?

05:29Sir, take him away.

05:31He was acting in our colony.

05:33The police caught him once.

05:35Come, come.

05:37Come, come.

05:43I am the worker.

05:45He is the landlord.

05:47I don't want a washing machine from him.

05:49That's it.

05:51Camera, action.

05:53Sir, I am in trouble.

05:55Please buy me a washing machine.

05:57I don't want a washing machine.

05:59I will slap you.

06:01I am asking you to act.

06:03I am asking you to slap me.

06:05I didn't ask you to act.

06:07I am doing whatever I want.

06:09Sir, I will act.

06:11Sir, wait.

06:13I will act.

06:15No, not with me.

06:17Don't talk to me.

06:19Go away.

06:21Come, come.

06:23Come, come.

06:25Come, come.

06:27I am the landlord.

06:29I am the worker.

06:31I want a washing machine from you.

06:33I will act.

06:35Sir,

06:37buy me a washing machine.

06:39I will slap you.

06:41I will slap you.

06:47Why did you make me act?

06:49Why did you slap me?

06:51You made me act like this.

06:53You could have remembered that.

06:55But you didn't remember

06:57what I said later.

06:59Sir, I am a poor man.

07:01I don't remember dialogues.

07:07Oh, God.

07:09I am in trouble.

07:11I am in trouble.

07:13I am in trouble.

07:15I am in trouble.

07:17Come, come.

07:19I will act.

07:21I am the worker.

07:23I want a washing machine.

07:27Sir,

07:29buy me a washing machine.

07:31I will slap you.

07:39Why did you slap me again?

07:41Sir,

07:43I am a poor man.

07:45I want a washing machine.

07:47I want a washing machine.

07:49I want a washing machine.

07:51I want a washing machine.

07:53I want a washing machine.

07:55I want a washing machine.

07:57I want a washing machine.

07:59I want a washing machine.

08:01I want a washing machine.

08:03I want a washing machine.

08:05I want a washing machine.

08:07I want a washing machine.

08:09I want a washing machine.

08:11I want a washing machine.

08:13Excellent.

08:15Oh, my God.

08:21What?

08:43What?

09:07What?

09:13Thank you, sir.

09:33Go away.

09:43Go away.

09:45I will make arrangements.

09:47I will give you Rs. 40,000.

09:49What did you do?

09:51I used to work in your house.

09:53If you give me Rs. 25,000,

09:55I will give you Rs. 60,000.

09:57If I give you Rs. 60,000,

09:59you can say,

10:01I work in your house.

10:03You can say,

10:05I work in your house.

10:07I will send you to your house.

10:09You think,

10:11I will give you Rs. 40,000?

10:13Will you give me Rs. 40,000?

10:15They will give you Rs. 20,000.

10:17They will give you Rs. 20,000.

10:19I have a master's degree in this market.

10:21I will give you Rs. 20,000.

10:23I can take you anywhere.

10:25I can take you anywhere.

10:27You don't understand.

10:29I will talk to you later.

10:31You tell me.

10:33How much will you pay me on 5th?

10:35I will give you whatever you want.

10:37I have a story.

10:39I have a story.

10:41I don't have any tension

10:43in my house.

10:45Why do you have tension?

10:47If you don't give me some facilities,

10:49I won't work in my house.

10:51What facilities do you want?

10:53I will work in the house,

10:55in that house.

10:57From 8 to 11,

10:59I will have to give the TV remote.

11:01Why?

11:03Why will you have the TV remote?

11:05I want water.

11:07I want to watch a serial.

11:09If someone disturbs me,

11:11I can call the police.

11:13They won't leave me alone.

11:15The next day,

11:17from 11 to 1,

11:19I won't be able to do anything.

11:21Why?

11:23I want to watch a serial.

11:25The next day,

11:27from 11 to 1,

11:29I will watch a serial.

11:33Hey,

11:35from 8 to 11,

11:37from 11 to 1,

11:39if you watch a serial,

11:41when will you cook?

11:43Now is the time to cook.

11:45I will have to cook.

11:47Why?

11:49In which house will you give me work?

11:51Will there be a daughter-in-law?

11:53I will do like that.

11:55In whichever house there is a daughter-in-law,

11:57she will give me work.

11:59Will there be a daughter-in-law?

12:01If I have a daughter-in-law,

12:03I will get married.

12:05Will there be a daughter-in-law?

12:07Will there be a daughter-in-law?

12:09Will there be a daughter-in-law?

12:13If you don't give me work,

12:15I won't work.

12:17I won't have fun.

12:19Then you will have to work.

12:21You will have to work.

12:23What?

12:25You will have to work.

12:27You will have to work.

12:31How can I work?

12:33I have to work.

12:35I am a kid.

12:37Get up.

12:39Get up.

12:41Hit me.

12:43Hit me.

12:57Hit me.

13:27Thank you,

13:29Kajer Bua and Kajer Badagon.

13:31Our telling is over.

13:33We have passed this test.

13:35We have a

13:37appointment letter in our hands.

13:39We will go to the house

13:41where the appointment letter is.

13:43We will join the work.

13:45We will work with satisfaction.

13:47We said,

13:49we will go to the performance

13:51and do monitoring.

13:53Not performance,

13:55performance.

13:59Bua,

14:01work well.

14:03Your boss is coming today.

14:05Madam, don't worry.

14:07I have cleaned everything.

14:15Bua,

14:17see who is coming.

14:19Who is it?

14:21You have to open the door.

14:23Open the door.

14:27Who is it?

14:29Open the door.

14:31Give me all your money.

14:33I will kill you.

14:35I will not kill you.

14:37I will shoot you.

14:39Shoot me.

14:41Don't worry, madam.

14:43We have money at home.

14:45I will kill you.

14:47Give me all your money.

14:49Give me.

14:51Open the door.

14:53There is no man at home.

14:55We will lose everything.

14:57Madam, don't worry.

14:59I will call the police.

15:01Give me the phone.

15:03The phone is ringing.

15:05Hello,

15:07police station.

15:09We have money at home.

15:11Sir,

15:13number 5 Abhashik,

15:15number 2 Goli,

15:17number 35 Bari.

15:19Open the door.

15:21Wait,

15:23police is coming.

15:25Don't worry.

15:27There is a noise inside.

15:29Police is coming.

15:31What will you do?

15:33We can't leave you.

15:35You are dishonest.

15:37You killed us.

15:39You are dishonest.

15:41He has left.

15:43Bua, thank you.

15:49Bua

15:51Bua

15:53Bua

15:55Sir,

15:57Sir,

15:59Sir,

16:01What are you doing?

16:03Sir,

16:05Sir,

16:07Sir,

16:09Sir,

16:11Sir,

16:13Sir,

16:15Sir,

16:17Oh God!

16:19Thank God!

16:21Sit down sir.

16:23Give me some water.

16:25Give me some water.

16:27Pour some water on the table.

16:29Give me some water.

16:35Alhamdulillah.

16:37Abul, where did you learn

16:39this first C sharp?

16:41Sir, we did training here.

16:43We were given a lot of training.

16:45With this training,

16:47we will be able to help you in small matters.

16:49Abul, we

16:51don't do this job.

16:53But,

16:55we don't know

16:57who will protect us.

16:59Every day,

17:01we have to learn

17:03from the boys and girls.

17:05So that,

17:07if I have an accident,

17:09and you don't help me,

17:11I don't know what will happen to me.

17:13In this way,

17:15so that they can help us,

17:17we have to learn from them.

17:19Abul,

17:21from today,

17:23you are not only my colleague,

17:25you are my son.

17:27What are you saying sir?

17:29I am not your son.

17:31What did Abul say?

17:33No sir.

17:35I was just joking.

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