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01:56No one will interfere. Everyone will get Biryani.

01:58Hey, who are you calling Biryani?

02:00Hey, what is this delivery?

02:03I came to get Biryani.

02:05There is no Biryani in any other country.

02:06And we have come here to eat this delivery.

02:08Hey, this is the most famous Biryani in Kolkata.

02:10Hey, what are you saying?

02:10This is the most famous Biryani in Kolkata.

02:11If we eat this, will we eat the most famous Biryani?

02:13Hey, leave me.

02:15Hey, leave me.

02:17No one will interfere.

02:19Or else, before this, if Ustad Patil comes, he will beat us.

02:20No, he will not beat us.

02:21We have come here to eat.

02:22We have not started giving Biryani yet.

02:24Hey, when will you give Biryani?

02:26Or else, before this, no Biryani will be given.

02:28Hey, I will beat you.

02:29Take out the Biryani.

02:32Hey, brother.

02:32If we eat Biryani in the serial,

02:33we will get a lot of Biryani.

02:36Biryani, Biryani, Biryani.

02:38Only Rs. 30.

02:40Biryani for free.

02:44Grandson.

02:45What?

02:46Rs. 30 Biryani for free.

02:48Yes, yes.

02:50To eat Biryani for Rs. 250,

02:53we went to Birleng on the way to Nepal.

02:55And there, we got Rs. 30 Biryani for free.

02:58And these are chicken Biryani.

02:59I am going.

03:00You guys go.

03:02You like a Mutton Biryani.

03:06Hey, your ration.

03:09Hey.

03:10Hey, where did this man go?

03:11Didn't I tell you?

03:13We are giving him chicken Biryani for Rs. 250.

03:15And he is giving us Biryani for Rs. 30.

03:17So, how do I know?

03:18Everyone has taken Biryani.

03:19What?

03:20I have been selling Biryani for 12 years.

03:22I have never taken Biryani for Rs. 250.

03:25And he is selling Biryani for Rs. 30.

03:27What is he doing?

03:29So, what should I do?

03:31What are you doing?

03:32I am asking you.

03:34Can't you check the line?

03:36How can you sell Biryani for Rs. 30?

03:38What are you doing?

03:40Calm down, calm down.

03:40Will you solve everything by shouting?

03:42Hey, shut up.

03:43How can I calm down?

03:45He is selling Biryani for Rs. 30.

03:47I don't want this.

03:49Hey, I don't want this.

03:57Wait, wait.

03:59Wait.

04:00I will hit you.

04:02Wait.

04:03Wait.

04:04Wait.

04:05Wait.

04:06Wait.

04:07Wait.

04:08Wait.

04:19What?

04:20What is this?

04:28Please, leave me.

04:29Please, leave me.

04:30How much money will you ask me to sell for?

04:32I can pay only Rs 9000.

04:35How much is my loss?

04:37I can pay only Rs 3,000.

04:38What is the best deal?

04:39I can pay only Rs 6, 000.

04:41Do you know how much I get every month?

04:43Rs 1,80,000.

04:45What was that?

04:49Do you have biryani?

04:50No, we don't have any.

04:52We don't have any.

04:52It's 2 o'clock in the morning.

04:53I didn't come here to eat biryani.

04:55Hey, you can't enter this area.

04:58Why?

05:00There is no gate in this area.

05:03I have been selling biryani in this area for 12 years.

05:06I sell chicken biryani.

05:07I have never sold anything in my life.

05:09You also sell biryani in the same way.

05:11Sir, chicken is more expensive.

05:13Is the price of chicken less?

05:15Hey, how much is the price of 1 kg of chicken?

05:17We sell 1 kg of chicken for Rs. 3,000.

05:21We don't sell chicken.

05:23We sell it for Rs. 1,000.

05:25How many pieces of chicken do you sell in a week?

05:27We sell 24-25 pieces of chicken.

05:29What?

05:31You sell 2 pieces of chicken in the whole of Bangladesh.

05:33But you don't sell 300-325 pieces of chicken.

05:35How do you sell 24-25 pieces of chicken?

05:37You sell 30 types of biryani.

05:39I don't understand.

05:41I have heard a lot about you.

05:43What did you say?

05:45Hey, we are from Barishalia.

05:47Do you want to fight here?

05:49What?

05:51Fight here.

05:53I don't want to fight.

05:55Why don't you recognize me?

05:57I will kill you.

05:59Uncle, there is a shop here.

06:01There is a shop here.

06:03Open the door.

06:05Open the door.

06:07Open the door.

06:09Open the door.

06:11Open the door.

06:13Open the door.

06:15Open the door.

06:17Open the door.

06:39Hey, Bhatia.

06:41Do you want to fight here?

06:43Do you want to fight here?

06:45Uncle, taste it.

06:47How is it?

07:01It is sour.

07:07It is good.

07:09Good?

07:11Yes.

07:13What did you buy from the market?

07:15I didn't buy anything.

07:17I bought it in the market.

07:19Do you want to hurt me again?

07:21No.

07:23I don't want to hurt you.

07:25What?

07:27What?

07:29What kind of dance is this?

07:31Hey, come here.

07:33Hey, you.

07:39Why are you feeding me like a dog?

07:41Even I don't feed you like a dog.

07:45We sell biryani at BL.

07:47That's why I'm feeding you like a dog.

07:49You're going to test this on me?

07:51If we don't test it on you,

07:54you won't be able to sell it to my customers.

07:57I'll beat you up.

07:58What?

07:58I'll beat you up.

08:02What?

08:04Why are you screaming?

08:06You're scaring me.

08:08You don't understand.

08:09I'm going out.

08:10I'm going to get a bike cut.

08:17Hello, boss.

08:19Hello.

08:21What's up, Janket?

08:23How much will you give me for the bike?

08:25I won't give you anything today.

08:27How can you say that?

08:28I'll sell you the biryani tomorrow.

08:30Are you crazy?

08:32I've become a slave to Vivek.

08:36What do you mean?

08:37I don't even have a dog in this area.

08:40I don't get it.

08:41There's not a single dog in this area.

08:44I've seen two or three on both sides of the road.

08:49I get what you're saying.

08:50But if I don't have a dog,

08:52I don't care about the biryani business.

08:54I'll take care of my business.

08:55You promised me.

08:57You'll buy me the biryani one day.

09:00I'll take care of my business.

09:01I've made an arrangement for us.

09:03I'm not a businessman.

09:04I'm not that bad.

09:06Hey, mister.

09:07I've brought the stuff.

09:14Sir, I've brought the stuff.

09:18Isn't it a bill?

09:21What bill?

09:23I won't give you anything.

09:25How can you ask for money?

09:26How can I know?

09:28I won't give you anything.

09:31Sir, I've brought the stuff.

09:34How much is it?

09:35It's 2 kgs and 2 kgs is 4 kgs.

09:37I'll give you Rs. 1,650,000.

09:41What?

09:42You'll give me more than Rs. 1,650,000?

09:44It's more expensive.

09:45I'll give you more.

09:48I'll give you more than Rs. 1,650,000.

09:51Call the police.

09:52Yes, I'll call the police.

09:54Sir, I'll give you Rs. 1,650,000.

09:56I won't give you anything.

09:58You don't have any problem.

09:59Give me the stuff and leave.

10:01Give it to me.

10:05Sir, give me the stuff and leave.

10:06I'll leave now.

10:11Mom, I've been driving for 16 hours.

10:13I'm not feeling well.

10:15You don't know anything.

10:17This is a foreign bill.

10:19It costs Rs. 1,650,000.

10:24If I give it to the patient, it'll be a test.

10:27You'll be punished.

10:29I'll sell it for Rs. 1,650,000 and you'll give it to the patient.

10:33But uncle, do you know what I think?

10:36That bill has cheated me.

10:38How?

10:39One bill has gone and the other one has come.

10:43Which one?

10:43This one.

10:45This is a foreign bill.

10:48One is Persian and the other is Russian.

10:50Hurry up.

10:55The day this 34-star bill was sold,

10:59my backflip was ruined.

11:04Hey!

11:05You didn't throw away the bucket I threw away.

11:08Sir, if I throw away the bucket, the dog will eat it.

11:12It's been 3-4 days and the dog hasn't come to me.

11:15I have to feed it to other dogs.

11:17There are no dogs around.

11:18I don't know why everyone is upset.

11:20What are you saying?

11:23No, no, no.

11:24Biryani for Rs. 30.

11:25There are no dogs around.

11:27I don't have any customers.

11:29No, no, no.

11:30No, no, no.

11:31I think there are two dogs.

11:33Sir, there are two dogs.

11:35You idiot!

11:36Two dogs?

11:37Do you think I don't know that?

11:39I smell like a director.

11:41Did you understand anything?

11:43What will I understand?

11:44Why will you understand?

11:46Why will you understand?

11:47Sir, I just threw away the bucket.

11:50The dog ate it.

11:51And Biryani is coming to me.

11:52Oh!

11:53If you throw away the bucket, the dog will eat you.

11:57Ah!

11:58The doctor is here!

12:01Oh, my God!

12:02We have to make you the secret of Biryani.

12:05There are no dogs around.

12:07There are no customers.

12:08I don't have customers.

12:09I will go to the bank and tell everyone.

12:11No, no, no.

12:12I will not tell everyone.

12:13I really am in a hurry.

12:15I really am in a hurry.

12:16Are you in a hurry or not?

12:17Yes, I am.

12:18I am going.

12:19Are you going?

12:20Yes, yes.

12:21Don't be in a hurry.

12:22No, no, no.

12:23I will go.

12:24Hello guys, you are watching Food Chachi Pulak. Today I am going to show you a shop where you can get free biryani for just Rs. 30.

12:37Now I am going to take you to the shop where you can get free biryani for just Rs. 30.

12:43Isn't this the famous food blogger?

12:45Yes, brother.

12:46I watch your videos regularly.

12:48Oh, brother. Thank you.

12:51Isn't your channel name Fooda Chachi?

12:55How dare you talk like that? My channel name is Food Chachi.

13:00Oh, I made a mistake.

13:02Can I say something in private?

13:04Can I ask you a question?

13:06Yes, go ahead.

13:07I heard about your incident online.

13:10What?

13:11You divorced your husband and now you are a food blogger.

13:16How dare you?

13:17How dare you?

13:18How dare you insult me?

13:20For how many days have you been harassing me on Facebook?

13:24I divorced my husband.

13:26I divorced my husband.

13:27What happened?

13:28Did I die?

13:29Yes.

13:30Did I die?

13:31I am not a food blogger.

13:32Listen, if you have a husband, you can never be a mother.

13:37That's why I am talking to you in front of you.

13:40I divorced my husband.

13:42He took me to the gate.

13:44I don't care.

13:45If I don't have a husband, how can I be a food blogger?

13:50I divorced my husband.

13:52He took me to the gate.

13:54Go, go, go.

13:56Fooda Chachi.

13:58I will kill you.

14:02Hello, guys.

14:04Hello, guys.

14:06We are coming.

14:08We are coming to the famous 30-star Khachir Biryani.

14:12Right now, we will find out how much rice is there in this Khachir Biryani.

14:19What is the quantity of rice?

14:22How juicy is the rice?

14:24How is the public eating?

14:26We will find out.

14:28We will talk to him right now.

14:30Hello, brother.

14:32What?

14:33How is the biryani?

14:36Biryani is very tasty.

14:44I will take this biryani home for 5 days.

14:47I will eat biryani at home.

14:51Where are you coming from?

14:53I am from this area.

14:55Area?

14:56Yes.

14:57How do you like this 30-star biryani?

14:59It is very tasty.

15:01I will eat a little later.

15:07What are you doing?

15:11Guys.

15:13Let's go to another brother.

15:15Brother.

15:17I don't want my camera.

15:19I am vlogging.

15:21How do you like the biryani?

15:23Do you like it?

15:25No.

15:27No.

15:29I am not happy.

15:31I don't know what to say.

15:33We will leave now.

15:35We will give the biryani to that person.

15:39Brother.

15:41Hey, you.

15:43You are disturbing my business.

15:45Let's go.

15:47I am giving food review for your good.

15:49I am a food researcher.

15:51You are a food researcher.

15:53Let's go.

16:13We are not here to buy food.

16:15Do you want ice cream?

16:17We are farmers.

16:19Let's go.

16:21Let's go.

16:23Let's go.

16:25I told you.

16:27Don't come in front of the shop.

16:29Don't come out of the shop.

16:31It is a problem if we talk in front of the shop.

16:33You don't understand.

16:35You are a dog.

16:37You will be killed.

16:39Do we sell dogs in front of customers?

16:43We will talk later.

16:45I will call you later.

16:47Do you want to eat ice cream?

16:49Let's go.

16:51Wait.

16:53What do you want to eat?

16:55Do you want to eat ice cream?

16:57No, I don't want to eat ice cream.

16:59Give it to me.

17:01No, I don't want to eat ice cream.

17:03Give it to me.

17:05Listen to me.

17:07You have given me a lot of food.

17:09How much should I give you?

17:11100 rupees per kg.

17:13I will give you 90 rupees.

17:15How can you do this?

17:17I have lost my mind.

17:19I will give you 110 rupees.

17:21I will give you 100 rupees.

17:23Let's go.

17:25We will talk later.

17:27Let's go.

17:31You are selling to Ali Malla.

17:33You are the same.

17:35You are the same.

17:47You are the same.

18:17Laughing

18:19What are you doing here?

18:21Every day, this dog comes to my house.

18:23I have to cook food.

18:25He comes to eat my food.

18:27I have to go to the disco.

18:29I have to go to the disco.

18:31I have to go to the disco.

18:33Why do you cook food?

18:35Why do you cook food?

18:37Why do you cook food?

18:39I have a dog.

18:41I have a dog.

18:43Laughing

18:45I have a dog.

18:47I have a dog.

18:49I have a dog.

18:51Coming

18:54Coming

18:57Laughing

19:05Coming

19:07Coming

19:09Coming

19:11Coming

19:13You are saying that we are dog eaters. What are you saying?

19:16Yes, true.

19:17True. We don't feed dogs. What are you saying?

19:19True.

19:20But we don't feed dogs. What is this?

19:23True.

19:24Lie.

19:25This is a lie.

19:26This is a lie.

19:27We are dog eaters. We feed dogs.

19:29Why do you feed dogs?

19:31Because,

19:32there are many dogs on the streets.

19:35You haven't seen them.

19:37We feed dogs.

19:39We feed them.

19:41So, you feed dogs.

19:43We don't feed many dogs.

19:45To feed them, we have to sacrifice one or two dogs.

19:48Yes, true.

19:49If we feed two or three dogs,

19:51how many dogs will be left?

19:53Humans are not humans.

19:55You are a dog.

19:59Dogs are not humans.

20:01Dogs are dogs.

20:03Dogs are sacrificing dogs.

20:05We don't do anything.

20:07Hey,

20:08I will slap you.

20:10What?

20:11You are selling dog meat for Rs. 30,000.

20:15Sir.

20:17What about you?

20:18I forgot.

20:21What did you forget?

20:24No, no.

20:25He won't hit me.

20:26He won't hit you.

20:27Tell me, what happened?

20:29He hit me with a stick.

20:30Hit me.

20:31He hit me with a stick.

20:32Tell me, what happened?

20:34Okay, I will tell you.

20:35On Saturday and Thursday,

20:37you gave me money to buy rice for Rs. 5,000.

20:40Yes, I gave you Rs. 1,200-1,500.

20:42He hit me with a stick.

20:44I bought rice for him.

20:47So, what happened?

20:49Oh, my God.

20:52You said you won't hit me.

20:53That's what I said.

20:54That night, I was dreaming.

20:57A dog came and said,

20:59Hey, Saibul.

21:01You didn't do your job well.

21:03In the end, you hit me.

21:08I will finish you.

21:10Sir, don't blame me.

21:11Don't blame me for your misbehaviour.

21:12Don't misbehave with me.

21:13Don't misbehave with me.

21:14Don't misbehave with me.

21:15Run.

21:16Hey, stop.

21:19Sir, I am here.

21:22Do you know what happened?

21:25People are scared of what the dog will eat in a hotel.

21:29People think that dogs eat everything in hotels.

21:34So, you go to the police station.

21:35I will give you a Shia Libyan.

21:36I will give you a Shia Libyan.

21:37I will give you a Shia Libyan.

21:38If you give me a Shia Libyan, I will give you a dog.

21:42Sir, please shoot me.

21:44I will ask you a question.

21:45Ask me a question.

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