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00:00🎶Mun Khobur Ek 🎶

00:24🎶Mun Khobur Ek🎶

00:29Hey, man!

00:31Guru Nadani Hori!

00:33How beautiful!

00:35Aurobbi!

00:36How much will be the cost of this Guru?

00:39According to my experience,

00:41the cost of this Guru will be

00:43Rs. 35,000-35,000!

00:46That's a lot!

00:48Aurobbi, how much is the price?

00:51The price is around Rs. 100,000-100,000

00:55Aurobbi, what else is there in this Guru?

00:57Tell me.

00:58There are 8 books.

01:00If you allow me to make milk,

01:02I will give you a maximum of 30 litres of milk.

01:08What are you saying, Aurobbi?

01:10This is Aval Guru Kurma Nirjin Nyanse!

01:12This is Aval Guru's milk!

01:15Aval Guru?

01:16Then how much milk will you give me?

01:19I will give you less.

01:20Aurobbi, I will give you less.

01:22I won't give. Go away.

01:24I won't go!

01:25Aurobbi, how much milk will you give me?

01:28I won't give.

01:30I won't go!

01:42Sardar!

01:44Sardar!

01:47Sardar!

01:51Sardar!

01:56Assalamualaikum.

01:59Waalaikumussalam.

02:02I have received 3 grams of milk.

02:04I have a Guru.

02:05His name is Horingen Dhan.

02:07He will give me a maximum of Rs. 100,000-100,000.

02:11Do you know Baldaab's Australian Zaar?

02:14No.

02:15Khadi.

02:16I don't know.

02:17I don't know.

02:18I don't know.

02:19I don't know.

02:20I don't know.

02:21I don't know.

02:22I don't know.

02:23I don't know.

02:24No.

02:25I don't know though.

02:26He will give me his Guru on the seventh day of the month.

02:29On the seventh day of the month?

02:30Guru will have his meal on that day and shave off his hair.

02:37What is the point of me having my meal?

02:39If you finish your meal I will finish my investment.

02:42Oh my.

02:43Master has become a great teacher and egoist.

02:50I have something else to plan.

02:53I'm getting old.

02:55I don't have an Emanama either.

03:04You're right.

03:07What did you say?

03:09Nothing.

03:11You're right.

03:14I've proved that I don't have an Emanama.

03:18If I want to start a cow farm,

03:22I won't buy a cow.

03:25Of course.

03:26I'm not a strategic person.

03:30If I don't have humanity in me,

03:33I'll start a siren farm.

03:36I'll buy it.

03:39You're right.

03:41I've decided on an Emanama.

03:45I'll sacrifice my life.

03:49You'll sacrifice your life?

03:52You mean, you'll sacrifice your wife's life?

03:55Of course.

03:57I'll sacrifice my life for humanity.

04:02If I don't sacrifice my life,

04:06I'll die.

04:09I need to sacrifice my life.

04:12I'll sacrifice my life.

04:14You're right.

04:16I'll sacrifice my life for humanity.

04:22I'll sacrifice my life.

04:26You'll sacrifice your life?

04:30You're right.

04:33I'll sacrifice my life.

04:36You're right.

04:38Okay.

04:39But, you're selling the cow.

04:41Will you buy another cow?

04:42Is it Halal?

04:43No.

04:45I don't have a cow.

04:47I don't have a cow.

04:49I don't sell cows.

04:50I don't have a cow.

04:52I don't have a cow.

04:54I don't have a cow.

04:56I don't have a cow.

04:58Oh, you're right.

05:02What did you say?

05:04Hanto Raja, let me offer my prayers.

05:10Look, Karwari Guru is here.

05:15You're in Kashi, Guru.

05:25Hey, Murugvi.

05:27Give me two liters of oil.

05:29Master oil.

05:35Master.

05:36I want to talk to you.

05:38What do you want to say?

05:40I want you to buy two liters of oil from my shop.

05:47What did you say?

05:49You're mistaken.

05:51I want you to buy two liters of oil from my shop.

05:57What does it mean?

05:59He eats grass.

06:01He eats birds.

06:02What else?

06:03He eats the poop.

06:05He steals.

06:07He steals in my shop.

06:11He steals in my shop.

06:14You had a boy here.

06:16He wanted two liters of oil from your shop.

06:18He stole gum socks from your shop.

06:21And took eggs from your shop.

06:23This one is the best choice.

06:25Save whatever you wants from your words.

06:27What kind of people do you think we are?

06:29We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:31We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:33We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:35We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:37We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:39We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:41We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:43We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:45We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:47We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:49We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:51We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:53We make soup out of coconut oil and eat it.

06:55But, my mother will have to be sacrificed ahead of this circle of life.

06:57I beg you both to bear my death and go and save me,

06:59I beg you both to bear my death and go and save me,

07:01I beg you both to bear my death and go and save me,

07:03my father has saved you last circle of life.

07:05Your angel's death parasites you today...

07:07and will you let your mother to be baptized now?

07:09and will you let your mother to be baptized now?

07:11No answers from you.

07:13God willing, I will do my best to give your father the marriage certificate soon.

07:15No answers from you.

07:17But, there is a question...

07:19date when will you get your father the marriage certificate?

07:21Wait.

07:23I will sacrifice.

07:24Yes, I will sacrifice.

07:26Who will sacrifice?

07:28Who will sacrifice?

07:30I will sacrifice for my Guru.

07:32If I see any Guru on the road, I will ask him to sacrifice.

07:38You should have seen him when you did the Kata.

07:41He attacked me and killed me.

07:45I saved him.

07:47I am a farmer and I eat the grass grown in the village.

07:52How can I sacrifice?

07:54Actually, there is a rule to sacrifice.

07:58Like this, you can't sacrifice for your Guru,

08:02or for money.

08:06After that, you have to pay the tax,

08:09you have to be a good person,

08:11and you have to sacrifice for the purpose of Allah.

08:14There is a saying,

08:16Before, it was difficult to earn money.

08:21Now, it is easy to earn money.

08:23And he has a good intention.

08:25Now, if you don't sacrifice,

08:27he will have a good intention.

08:29What happens next,

08:30will happen later.

08:31So, don't sacrifice for him.

08:34Why not?

08:35His money is not halal for you.

08:37My money is not halal.

08:39I eat the grass grown in the village.

08:41This is my halal grass.

08:43You are eating the grass grown in the village.

08:46You don't have any sense.

08:49You don't know what you are doing.

08:51I import the grass from India.

08:55I sell it in the market.

08:58I work hard to earn money.

09:00In Delhi, in your village,

09:02do cows go to India to buy grass?

09:05I knew that going to India requires a passport.

09:09I don't know.

09:11I don't know.

09:13I don't know.

09:16You are a fool.

09:18I don't have money.

09:20I don't have money.

09:22I don't have money.

09:25You are a fool.

09:28Will you give me a job?

09:31I don't need a job.

09:33I don't need a sacrifice.

09:35I don't know if your money is halal or not.

09:38I eat the grass grown in the village.

09:40I work hard to earn money.

09:42You are a fool.

09:44You don't know what you are doing.

10:08Hey!

10:10Hey!

10:12Don't you have a good heart?

10:14Don't you have a good heart?

10:16Hey!

10:18Don't you have a good heart?

10:23Hey!

10:25Don't you have a good heart?

10:33What are you doing?

10:35What are you doing?

10:36What are you doing with the mask?

10:39It's no use.

10:40I'm going to lose my job.

10:51I'm going to lose my job.

11:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

11:08Hey, give me a chandula.

11:10I'm going to lose my job.

11:12What is it, boss?

11:13When is that Guru coming?

11:16I told you, Guru is coming today.

11:18He's coming in 5-5 months.

11:19He's going to give us a hundred thousand rupees.

11:22Guru's face is like a long beard.

11:25This is a long story, boss.

11:27I've been to Darakh for a long time.

11:29I've been in Atasel for a long time.

11:30I've been to Atasel for a long time.

11:31I've been to Atasel for a long time.

11:32Have you ever thought about your boss?

11:33No, boss, it's been a long time.

11:35I've been to Darakh for a long time.

11:36You're going to see a Guru again.

11:37I've been to Darakh for a long time.

11:38I've been to Darakh for a long time.

11:40I've been to Darakh for a long time.

11:41When he gives, you should wear a long face.

11:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

11:46Boss, I don't know where to find those long faces.

11:53I don't know where to find that long face either?

11:59Well, that's the thing with the boss.

12:00Hey, what are you doing here in the middle of nowhere?

12:05Yes, I am in the middle of nowhere.

12:07And who is the owner of this house?

12:11He is a doctor.

12:13He has a beautiful son-in-law.

12:25Now he is my son-in-law.

12:29Are you my son-in-law?

12:31Yes, I am your son-in-law.

12:33I married your son-in-law two years ago.

12:38Oh, I see.

12:39I thought you were my son-in-law.

12:43I am not your son-in-law.

12:47I am your son-in-law.

12:51So, my son-in-law is lame now?

12:54No, he is lame now.

12:56Maybe he is studying now.

12:58He is lame now.

12:59What do you mean by lame?

13:02The thing is...

13:04He fought with us for an hour and a half.

13:10He is lame now.

13:13Don't worry, son-in-law.

13:15He is like a pumpkin fighting with us.

13:18What?

13:24Dad.

13:25Mom.

13:26Mom.

13:30Let me go.

13:34Are you his friend?

13:36Let's go.

13:38He is gone.

13:55Who are you?

13:56I am Murubi's assistant.

13:59I am his son-in-law.

14:02Your voice sounds familiar to me.

14:05It's not my voice.

14:07I have worked with many movie stars.

14:10Can I say something?

14:12What are you doing here?

14:14I am here to bring Guru.

14:16Whose Guru?

14:17Sir's Guru.

14:18Sir's Guru?

14:19Yes, sir's Guru.

14:21Whose Guru?

14:22Sir's Guru.

14:23Sir's Guru?

14:24Yes, sir's Guru.

14:25Sir's Guru?

14:26Yes, sir's Guru.

14:27I told you...

14:45Guru, please come here.

14:48Is there any problem?

14:50Why are you changing the seat?

14:52I have become a thief.

14:55I have bought this Guru half an hour ago.

15:00Will you give me this Guru?

15:02Of course.

15:03I have bought this Guru half an hour ago.

15:06Did you buy it or did you steal it?

15:10I will kill you.

15:12Get lost.

15:20Chief.

15:21Chief.

15:22Chief.

15:23Chief.

15:26Why are you in such a hurry?

15:30Chief, where is our Guru?

15:32He will be here soon.

15:35He is dead.

15:38What do you mean?

15:40I don't know.

15:41He came to drink water.

15:42He died there.

15:43I have bought this Guru half an hour ago.

15:49I don't know why he died.

15:52I think this Guru is a hybrid Guru.

15:56I have bought this Guru half an hour ago.

15:59I don't know why he died.

16:01I don't know why he died.

16:03Chief.

16:04Yes.

16:05I went home.

16:06I stayed at your house.

16:08What do you mean?

16:10Do you go home once in a year?

16:13If I had known that my father-in-law is a Guru,

16:15I wouldn't have come here.

16:18I came here on the first day that my father-in-law is a Guru.

16:21I came here on the first day that my father-in-law is a Guru.

16:25I think you are mistaken.

16:28I am mistaken.

16:29I am mistaken.

16:30I am mistaken that I came to Guru's house.

16:32I am not supposed to marry him.

16:34I am a Guru.

16:36My mother was not a Guru.

16:38You are a Guru.

16:40My mother was not a Guru.

16:42Didn't she know that I was a Guru?

16:44I didn't tell her anything.

16:46Your blood is in her body.

16:48I can't keep any contact with her.

16:50Keep your mother with you.

16:52Father.

16:53Father.

16:54Father.

16:55Father.

16:56Father.

17:03I am not happy with my Guru.

17:06I have been afraid for so many days.

17:09I am afraid.

17:10I am really afraid.

17:11My sister's family is ruined.

17:14Sir.

17:15Calm down.

17:16Calm down.

17:17Let's do one thing.

17:18Let's forget all that.

17:19Let's go and offer our sacrifices.

17:21Look at this.

17:22Sacrifices.

17:23Look at this.

17:24So much money.

17:25What do they know that I have so much money in my pocket?

17:32I will sacrifice my money.

17:35I will sacrifice my money.

17:39I will sacrifice my money.

17:43What will we do?

17:45You will stay with me.

17:48You will work for me.

17:51I have a lot of wealth.

17:54I will sell it.

17:56I will eat it.

17:58I will give it back to you as soon as possible.

18:02I will start a business.

18:06I will start a business.

18:09You will stay with me.

18:13Sir.

18:14I don't want to lose this business.

18:19Are you ready to start a business with me?

18:23Yes.

18:24Let's go.

18:25Let's go.

18:26Let's go.

18:27Let's go.

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