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04:10What?

04:41Oh, my God!

04:43What's wrong?

04:45There's a snake in my bed.

04:47I need to go to the bathroom.

04:49You can go now.

04:51I'll call you later.

04:53Uncle, I have a solution.

04:55Can you give me a solution?

04:57What solution?

04:59My house is on the other side of the road.

05:01The snake has come from so far.

05:03It has come to my house.

05:05It has bitten me.

05:07Is this a good solution?

05:09When you grow up,

05:11I'll give you a solution.

05:13Don't get married in your own bathroom.

05:15You won't find peace in your own bathroom.

05:19I sit in my bathroom for half an hour,

05:2190 minutes, and an hour.

05:23And when I go to the bathroom,

05:25I don't even go to sleep.

05:27I wrote a solution in the bathroom.

05:31What solution?

05:33The solution of the bathroom.

05:35I'll go now.

05:37Uncle, I know that

05:39there's no peace in your bathroom.

05:43You can't do anything in your house.

05:45But uncle, what if there's an accident?

05:47What accident?

05:49If the snake bites me,

05:51I'll have to go to the bathroom.

05:53I'll have to go to the bathroom.

05:55What do you mean by delivery?

05:57You'll have to go to the bathroom?

05:59Yes.

06:01What are you saying?

06:03If there's a delivery,

06:05I'll be on standby.

06:07I won't go anywhere.

06:09But the solution of the delivery

06:11will be Solomon.

06:13What does Newton say?

06:15He said,

06:17you'll have to go to the bathroom.

06:21If you go to the bathroom,

06:23you'll have to go to the bathroom.

06:25If there's an accident,

06:27you'll have to go to the bathroom.

06:29You'll have to go to the bathroom.

06:31I'll go to the bathroom.

06:33I'll go to the bathroom.

06:35Listen, listen.

06:37Go to my bathroom

06:39and eat whatever you want.

06:41What do you mean?

06:43I've lost my mind.

06:45Go to my bathroom and eat whatever you want.

06:47I'll go to the bathroom.

06:55Hey, shopkeeper.

06:57Do you have eggs?

06:59Eggs?

07:01Eggs?

07:03What do you do with so many eggs?

07:05I eat them.

07:07Can't you eat something else?

07:09Shopkeeper, you don't understand.

07:11Poor people

07:13eat eggs for dinner.

07:15And we, beggars,

07:17eat eggs on demand.

07:19I don't have eggs for two days.

07:21How can I give eggs to the people of this area?

07:23Eat something else.

07:25Why are you beggars

07:27coming to my shop?

07:29Why are you beggars coming to my shop?

07:31Don't buy anything else.

07:33Go away.

07:45How much for the eggplant?

07:47Eggplant?

07:49How much for the eggplant?

07:51Rs. 30 per kg.

07:53How much for the eggplant?

07:55Rs. 30 per kg.

07:57Go away.

08:01Vegetables.

08:03Vegetables?

08:05What vegetables do you have?

08:07We have carrots,

08:09bitter gourd,

08:11sweet potato,

08:13brinjal,

08:15bitter gourd,

08:17cucumber.

08:19How much do you sell them?

08:21I don't sell them.

08:23I sell them to the poor people.

08:25What do you sell them?

08:27I sell them to the poor people.

08:29What do you sell them?

08:31We have

08:33five cows.

08:37Can you eat them?

08:39No.

08:41One piece of butter is Rs. 15.

08:43We have cows.

08:45We are like elephants.

08:51We want to sit in front of you.

08:53I said, name it!

08:55I don't like it!

09:05What's up, Aitel?

09:06What did you bring from the market?

09:09I brought 5 more cows

09:12and some vegetables for the farm

09:14and some vegetables for the farm

09:16and some vegetables for the farm

09:18What?

09:19You brought vegetables for the cows?

09:21You brought vegetables for the cows?

09:23Who do you think I am?

09:25I am the farmer's cow!

09:27What do you want me to do?

09:29You know what?

09:30Do one thing

09:31Put this bandage around my neck

09:33and come with me to the market

09:37Get up, get up!

09:48Do you have any money, dad?

09:50I don't have any money

09:51Do you have any money?

09:52No

09:53I don't have any money

09:54I don't have any money

09:55I don't have any money

09:58Look at this, Maths Manager

10:00You should give more money to everyone

10:03You bring vegetables from the market

10:05and sell them for cheap

10:07You go!

10:08I will check the vegetables

10:10Go, go

10:11I am going to buy papaya

10:12I am buying papaya

10:13I am going to plant it in my own lawn

10:16It's cheap

10:17and fresh

10:19I will add some corn

10:21and it will be 50 rupees

10:23I am going to add some rice flour

10:25and it will be 10 rupees

10:27Go buy some rice flour

10:29It's cheap

10:31No, I don't.

10:32Then where did you get these eggplants from?

10:34I got them from the market.

10:36I got them from the vegetable market.

10:38I didn't get a single one.

10:39I got them from the vegetable market.

10:41I see.

10:42Then who brought these for us to eat?

10:45You and me.

10:46We got them together from the market.

10:47We'll eat them together.

10:48We'll eat them together.

10:49If we eat them, then who's going to eat the bread?

10:55Then what did you do with these?

10:57What do you mean what did I do?

10:58I don't understand.

10:59I'll clear everything for you.

11:01Hey, vegetable seller.

11:02Come here.

11:08Come here.

11:09Sit here.

11:10I'll throw you out.

11:12Get up.

11:13Sit here.

11:14Sit.

11:15What's the matter?

11:16Why are you so angry?

11:18Tell me, who brought these vegetables?

11:21I have five cowherds in my house.

11:24I sold these vegetables to them.

11:26Cowherds?

11:29Cowherds?

11:43What's the matter?

11:44You talk with such punch in your voice.

11:47Why is your poetic sense so doomed?

11:49I wrote a poem to send off my lovers.

11:51I wrote a little over here.

11:53It goes like this...

11:54I am plenty taller than thoserestless before your house.

11:57Why?

11:58Why are you clapping for no reason?

12:00After eating all these vegetables

12:02I have learnt a poem

12:04Your house is full of stars

12:06I will see them and laugh

12:10Hey mom, where are you from?

12:12I am from Poonar

12:14Poonar is full of vegetables

12:16What is the price of vegetables in Poonar?

12:18Price?

12:20I don't know

12:22I don't know

12:24I don't know

12:26I don't know

12:28I don't know

12:30I don't know

12:32If you eat all these vegetables

12:34I will be respected

12:36I will not give you money

12:38I will give you money

12:40I have eaten vegetables in the morning and in the evening

12:42You can exercise

12:44Hey

12:46I am the mess manager

12:48I am making arrangements

12:50You go

12:52He is eating vegetables

12:54I don't know

12:56I will go

12:58All of you go

13:00I am making arrangements

13:02I will not give you money

13:04Hey

13:06Listen

13:08There is a song

13:10If you want to see my country

13:12You have to come

13:14If you want to see my country

13:16You have to come

13:18If you want to see my country

13:20If you want to see my country

13:22You will find everything

13:24This song is very intresting

13:26If you want to see my country

13:28You have to come

13:30If you want to see my country

13:32You had better come

13:34If you want to see my country

13:36You should do exercise

13:38You shall do exercise

13:40I will do exercise

13:42I will do exercise

13:44I suggested to him

13:46Why don't accompany me

13:48Didn't you agree?

13:50I will kill you!

13:52You scoundrel!

13:54How dare you touch a woman?

13:56I will kill you!

13:58Where are you going?

14:00Come back soon!

14:02Look at these scoundrels!

14:04They made me wet like this!

14:06Hey! Did you throw water on my wife?

14:08No!

14:10No!

14:12No!

14:14No!

14:16No!

14:18No!

14:36What?

14:42What the hell is this?

14:48Hey!

14:50Did you drink the ash in the pot?

14:54Hey!

14:56Did you drink the ash in the pot?

14:58Look at this!

15:00It's so dirty!

15:02It's not clean at all!

15:04Hey!

15:06Look at this!

15:08It's so dirty!

15:10It's not clean at all!

15:12Look at this!

15:14It's not clean at all!

15:16Hey!

15:18Did you drink the ash in the pot?

15:20No!

15:22It's so dirty!

15:24It's not clean at all!

15:26It's not clean at all!

15:28Hey!

15:30Did you call me?

15:32Hey!

15:34Did you call me?

15:36You are so rude!

15:38You are so rude!

15:40I will kill you!

15:42I will kill you!

15:44How long will it take?

15:45It won't take that long.

15:46I only have 15 minutes to cook.

15:49What do you want to cook in 15 minutes, dad?

15:51Hey!

15:51Cooking in 15 minutes means

15:53we don't have time to cook for you.

15:55You cook as much as you want.

15:57Ah!

15:58I feel like I'm running out of time.

16:02I have to cook in 14 hours.

16:04I have a time machine.

16:05I have a time to time.

16:06I have to clean the kitchen.

16:07I have to do everything.

16:08When will I have time to cook?

16:09Why are you talking in English?

16:11You don't have time to cook.

16:12Oh, dad!

16:13I can't cook with time.

16:15If I have to cook with so much time,

16:18someone will cook for me.

16:20Who will cook for me?

16:21Who will buy me?

16:22Who?

16:23No one.

16:24How many people will you cook for?

16:26Ha ha ha!

16:28I won't do anything.

16:29I won't sit.

16:30Ha ha ha!

16:32Hey, cook!

16:33Leave your hand.

16:35Oh!

16:36Red, red, red.

16:39I'm taking this.

16:40Hey!

16:41Clear.

16:42Hey, wait.

16:43You are taking the whole thing?

16:44You took the whole thing?

16:45You forgot to take the pudding?

16:47The pudding is coming.

16:48I'm going.

16:49I'm going.

16:50I'm going.

16:51I'm going.

16:52Hey, hey, hey!

16:53Ah!

16:56Eat, eat, eat.

16:57Eat, eat, eat.

16:58Eat the pudding.

16:59Eat the pudding.

17:00Eat the whole thing.

17:01Where is the girl?

17:02Whole thing?

17:03What are you talking about?

17:04She's coming.

17:05She will give you everything.

17:06Come on, let's go.

17:07Come on, let's go.

17:08Hey, hey!

17:09Hey, hey!

17:11Hey, what are you doing here?

17:13Why are you fighting?

17:14Hey, she's drunk.

17:15She's drunk.

17:16What's going on?

17:17What's going on?

17:18Why are you shouting?

17:19My wife is drunk.

17:20You are drunk.

17:21You are drunk.

17:22What?

17:23Whose wife is drunk?

17:24My wife is drunk.

17:25She's drunk.

17:26Is my wife drunk?

17:28No, my wife is drunk.

17:29Then why are you laughing?

17:30Why are you sending my wife to talk?

17:33My wife is drunk.

17:34And I'm not?

17:35No, do you know why?

17:37What?

17:38Because.

17:39Because,

17:40Because,

17:41Hey, outrageous!

17:42Listen to me now!

17:43Yes?

17:44Why have you cut my hair?

17:45For what?

17:46Oh my God!

17:47What a thing to do the land belongs to us!

17:48So?

17:49As my wife dreams I'll cut it down to your heart!

17:51Hey, hey!

17:52You should be ashamed of the insult!

17:53You should be ashamed of the insult!

17:54You should be ashamed of the insult!

17:55You should be ashamed of the insult!

17:56You should be ashamed of the insult!

17:57I do not know with whom are you orcharding!

17:58You have no body to tell me.

17:59See, he brought the evening for me.

18:00For tonight I did not see my husband by his side.

18:01That's better for me.

18:02Do you know what I am going to do now?

18:04I am going to throw you out of the house.

18:06What are you going to do now?

18:09The rain has stopped.

18:11The fire has started.

18:20I will be right back.

18:26Peace be upon you.

18:28Peace be upon you too.

18:30Why did you call me?

18:32I will tell you later.

18:33Have your tea first.

18:34Uncle, I don't want to see my sister-in-law.

18:36Where is she?

18:37Sister-in-law?

18:38No, I mean your wife.

18:40If I am your uncle,

18:42am I your sister-in-law?

18:44No, no.

18:45Actually,

18:46I am marrying a young woman.

18:49If we call her mother-in-law,

18:52and she thinks that she is marrying you,

18:55she is mistaken.

18:57She will call you mother-in-law.

18:59If she thinks that she is marrying you,

19:03it will be a big problem for you.

19:06Of course, it will be a problem for me.

19:08I can't tolerate her at this age.

19:10She is older than me.

19:12Her age is older than me.

19:15Kareena,

19:17bring tea and biscuits.

19:21Kareena?

19:22I am Kareena.

19:30Hey,

19:31She is the one.

19:34Bring tea and biscuits.

19:37Uncle,

19:38you didn't eat tea.

19:40I gave you sugar.

19:41Do you have diabetes?

19:43If you eat tea now,

19:44I'll pee in the toilet.

19:46Hey.

19:47Stop.

19:48What is this matter?

19:49What is happening?

19:53Why are you all laughing?

19:54It's not funny.

19:55Please leave.

19:56Go to your work.

19:57What's your name, sister-in-law?

20:02My name is Anjana Kareena.

20:09Hey, I've been telling you to sit properly.

20:12What's wrong with you?

20:13Hey, sit down.

20:15And you, go inside.

20:17You guys go and see,

20:19Kamala is so beautiful,

20:21and you are so...

20:27What are you doing today?

20:29What are we doing?

20:30I was just told,

20:32that one of you is smoking,

20:34and the other one is drinking water.

20:36If you want to stay together,

20:38then stay, I'll take you out.

20:39There's a lot of hope among the kids,

20:41but people don't stay together.

20:43How do I make them understand?

20:45I've been crying for a long time,

20:46how do I make them understand?

20:47Let's stay together.

20:48Don't do that.

20:49No, no, no.

20:51Let's stay together.

20:53Let's stay together.

20:54I have a sister-in-law,

20:55but she's like a sister-in-law to me.

20:58Let's stay together.

20:59Let's stay together.

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