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00:30Hey brother, give me some money.

00:42Money, money, where are you going?

00:45I need a loan!

00:47Give him money!

00:48Where are you going?

00:50Loan!

00:51You'll have to pay 600,000 rupees, who will pay the rest?

00:55Hey brother, give him money.

00:58I am a male poet.

01:01They don't understand the meaning of the words of a man.

01:05This is the reason.

01:07What did you say?

01:08Hey, where are you going?

01:09Bagherat.

01:10Why are you going to Barishal's house?

01:12What do you mean, I am going to Barishal's house?

01:15Hey, is there no Bagherat in Maskhan?

01:19Hey, I don't believe that there is no Bagherat in Maskhan.

01:23I think he doesn't believe it.

01:25But the car will go directly to Barishal's house.

01:29Bagherat won't stop.

01:30You can close the gate.

01:32Okay, I will close the gate.

01:34This is a gate lock.

01:35You can't open the gate.

01:37You will have to close it with a net.

01:39If I can close the gate with a net,

01:42what's your problem?

01:56Hey, stop.

01:58Hey, why did you brake so hard?

02:01Hey, you are driving a three-wheeled car.

02:03You are driving a three-wheeled car.

02:05Hey, where are you going to Barishal's house?

02:20Hey, where are you going to Barishal's house?

02:22If you want to go directly to Barishal's house,

02:24you have to pay 350 rupees.

02:25I am a dacoit.

02:26Look, he is a dacoit.

02:28You have to pay money for the fare.

02:30You won't be able to go to Barishal's house with a net.

02:33I am a dacoit.

02:34He is saying the same thing again.

02:36I am a dacoit.

02:37Hey, if you don't pay the fare on time,

02:39I will cut of your car.

02:41I am a dacoit.

02:42I came to buy a dacoit.

02:43I am a dacoit.

02:45Hey, a dacoit is coming.

02:50Dacoit

02:52Dacoit?

02:53You call yourself a dacoit?

02:54You won't be able to catch me.

02:57You are a dacoit after all.

02:59Stop the car, boss.

03:01Hey, driver.

03:03If you stop the car, your life will be in danger.

03:06The car will start.

03:11Okay, boss.

03:12I have an emergency.

03:15Let me make a phone call.

03:17Okay.

03:18Hello.

03:19Swabilma.

03:21I don't want to go back home.

03:24I don't want to go back home.

03:26I don't want to go back home.

03:29The car is running.

03:34Hey, you dacoits.

03:36You are a dacoit after all.

03:38You won't be able to catch me.

03:40You will be in trouble.

03:42Hey, you.

03:44Give me some flour.

03:46Give me some flour.

03:48Hey, you.

03:52Didn't you hear what the boss said?

03:54Didn't you hear what your boss said?

03:57He asked me to give him money to go to Manishol.

04:00Should I go to Manishol or not?

04:02Then where will you go?

04:03I will go to Bhagirath.

04:05He doesn't follow the boss's orders.

04:08I will throw him in the lake.

04:11Boss.

04:12Yes.

04:13What is your sister saying?

04:15What?

04:16Hey.

04:18What are you doing?

04:20Hey.

04:21Uncle.

04:23What?

04:24I won't go to Manishol.

04:26I will go to Bhagirath.

04:28Where?

04:29I have 70 rupees with me.

04:32Give me 70 rupees from the supervisor.

04:35I will go to Bhagirath.

04:37Don't give me any money.

04:39I will go to heaven.

04:41Uncle.

04:43Uncle.

04:44Give me the money.

04:46I will go to Bhagirath.

04:48I will beat you.

04:50Beat me.

04:52Oh, my God.

04:54Hey, you.

04:56What?

04:58I have been running this bus for 15 years.

05:01I have been running this bus for 15 years.

05:05I have been running this bus for 15 years.

05:07I have been running this bus for 15 years.

05:10You are the real boss of this bus.

05:13I don't want to collect money.

05:16I don't want to collect money.

05:18You can't go.

05:21You can't go.

05:23You can't go.

05:25Go.

05:35You can't go.

05:37You can't go.

05:39I am doing my duty.

05:41I don't give any contact now.

05:44I haven't even been paid yet.

05:47I won't collect money.

05:49Where are you Hindus?

05:55Where are you Hindus?

05:57Where are you Muslims?

06:00We are Muslims.

06:02Listen, a sad news for Hindus.

06:05We collect money only from Hindus.

06:08We will not take money from the Muslim Brotherhood.

06:12We will not disturb the Muslim Brotherhood.

06:16You keep quiet.

06:18The Muslim Brotherhood will help us in our robbery.

06:21Otherwise, you will keep on fighting.

06:23Go away.

06:24Go away.

06:25The Hindu Brotherhood's money is gone.

06:31They have taken my task mobile.

06:33Now, we are going to rob the Muslim Brotherhood.

06:35The Hindu Brotherhood should keep quiet.

06:41We are with the Hindu Brotherhood.

06:42We won't be a minority.

06:44We are number 100.

06:49We won't keep quiet.

06:50The Muslim Brotherhood's money is gone.

06:53We are alone.

06:54We can't even help the Hindu Brotherhood.

06:58Come on, let's go.

06:59You're biting me.

07:00Come here.

07:01Why are you hitting me?

07:03I'm not hitting you.

07:05Go to the toilet.

07:06I need to pee.

07:07Give me your hand.

07:09Why won't you give me your hand?

07:11I'm a great poet.

07:13My name is Kavita Rulzabit.

07:15What?

07:16I wrote a poem to get rid of that money.

07:20Sir, that old lady is not good.

07:21That old lady is good.

07:22That's why she's here.

07:23Hey, you're cutting me.

07:24I'm writing a poem.

07:25I'm going to pee.

07:26I'm going to pee.

07:27The name of the poem is...

07:29Dacoits and Humans.

07:31Written by Abdullal Mamoon.

07:34Kavita, you're writing a poem.

07:35Al Mamoon?

07:36What's that?

07:37Abdullal Mamoon wrote it.

07:39I made a parody of it.

07:41I made it look fake.

07:46What's that?

07:47There's a group of people.

07:49Their name is Dacoits.

07:51They do dacoity all year long.

07:53Ramzan and his dacoits.

07:57Hit him.

07:58Hit him.

08:06Wow.

08:07Wow.

08:08I won the prize.

08:09Hey, you.

08:11Dacoits.

08:12Do you think you can kill people with just a gun?

08:17What?

08:18Dacoits.

08:19You're talking nonsense.

08:21I'm not talking nonsense.

08:22Hey

08:52I sent my son, he doesn't know how to behave in front of his parents.

08:57I came here to teach him a lesson.

09:00I have money, gold, rice, mobile, money bag.

09:03I have everything.

09:05Listen, son.

09:06My son has money, gold and rice.

09:11Give it to me.

09:12What?

09:13Give it to me.

09:14Huh?

09:15Give it to me.

09:16Hey, give it to my husband.

09:18Listen to me.

09:19My husband is from Uttarbang.

09:21He is the head of the committee.

09:24Yes.

09:25Do you know him?

09:26What is your husband's name?

09:27My husband's name is Anadutti Chakrashi.

09:31Oh, Anadutti Chakrashi is my husband.

09:34He is my dacoit friend.

09:37I met him when I was a dacoit.

09:40How is my friend now?

09:42He has gone to the police station.

09:46Salute me.

09:47I salute you.

09:49Give me your salutation.

09:52I salute you.

09:54Why don't you shave your body?

09:58I have no body.

10:00So, I have to shave.

10:02You have makeup inside.

10:04You look like a guy.

10:06I don't have any makeup.

10:09You look useless.

10:10If you wear makeup, people will see and kill you.

10:15I don't know anything about the market.

10:17Go to the market, give your mind, and do business with everyone.

10:20You are going that way.

10:22I don't like you, but you.

10:25You are so bad.

10:27Leave me, leave me.

10:29What did you do?

10:30I didn't do anything.

10:31I want to eat.

10:32Hey, give me food, disqualify me.

10:34I don't want to eat.

10:35I am here, call me.

10:36I...

10:37Do you have any other order?

10:38No, no, I am here.

10:39I am here.

10:40You are also like this.

10:41I will come, I will give you two orders.

10:46I am not here.

10:57Hey, Mr. Driver, start the car, start.

11:00An old lady is coming, I have to pick her up.

11:03Give me your hand.

11:15Madam, congrats to Leshon. We are in the Dakayit's car.

11:20What do you mean? The bus has reached Dakayit?

11:22Not only that, there are still 3 people in Dakayit.

11:25If there are 2 people in the bus, there will be 16 people in Dakayit.

11:32Oh my, such a beautiful and smart Dakan.

11:35He is like a hero. Especially for the mask.

11:38I have never seen such a beautiful and smart Dakan in Tamil cinema.

11:45You are so beautiful. Are you married?

11:50No, I am not married.

11:53Actually, I want such a beautiful and smart Dakan as my husband.

11:57So that he can take me to my father's house.

12:00Hey, stupid. Why are you so stupid?

12:03Why should your father be a cinematographer?

12:06My father is a police D.I.G.

12:11Boss, don't go to film with a police man.

12:14It's good to love a police man.

12:17It's good to love a police man.

12:19It's good to love a police man.

12:22Hey beautiful, I am giving you a VIP seat.

12:25Hey, sit here.

12:44Hey, sit here.

13:03Hey, catch him.

13:14Hey, catch him.

13:22Boss, where are you going?

13:26There is a single girl in front of the police.

13:29Hey, stupid.

13:32We will also get a police here.

13:35If the police make a mistake, we will go to Dakayit.

13:40We will make a big deal out of it.

13:43So that we all can go for a picnic.

13:50Hey, driver. Why are you driving so fast?

13:53You are driving with two signals.

13:55Are you crazy?

13:56You are driving like a drunkard.

13:58Boss, I don't know anything.

14:00I am driving like a drunkard.

14:03You guys drive fast.

14:05Hey, sendri.

14:06There is a car in the middle.

14:07Take all of them out.

14:09There is a car in the middle.

14:10Take all of them out.

14:13Take all of them out.

14:33I was surprised to see this bus.

14:36I was surprised to see this bus.

14:41We have come to Rabia.

14:44How old is this bus?

14:50What bus?

14:52Zonmoshan.

14:54This bus is more than two years old.

14:58This bus is more than two years old.

15:00Then there is no problem in the car.

15:02Where are we going?

15:04We are going for a picnic.

15:05Picnic is that way.

15:07We are going to UK.

15:08UK means?

15:09United Kookata.

15:12Hey, senator.

15:13Do you see?

15:14Do you see the language of Mosha's people?

15:16United Kookata UK.

15:17Hey, contact.

15:18Hey, contact.

15:19Hey, contact.

15:20I have called you three times.

15:22People of this bus are disturbing me.

15:25You should have a cup of milk.

15:27You should have a cup of milk.

15:28If you have any problem, call me.

15:29If you have any problem, call me.

15:30Hey, senator.

15:31Hey, senator.

15:32Police has gone.

15:34You have given me money.

15:37You have given me money.

15:38I will do the real work.

15:41I will clean your house.

15:43I will clean your house.

15:49Boss.

15:50I have a story.

15:51What story?

15:52I want to pee.

15:54Hey, pistol biker.

15:56Do you see?

15:57I have shot him.

15:59He has shot him.

16:01You should not shoot me.

16:02Would you shoot a girl?

16:04Because I am a good sponsor for diabetes.

16:08Hey, contact.

16:10Hey, police.

16:12I would like to pee there.

16:22I think he shot you.

16:24Go immediately.

16:31I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:35I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:37I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:39I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:41I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:43I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:45I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:47I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:49I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:51I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:53I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:55I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:57I'm going to show you how to tie a rope.

16:59You were supposed to come in this queue.

17:01Come on, let's go.

17:03I'm going to show you.

17:05Everybody, get ready.

17:07You guys are a bunch of hooligans.

17:09You can't even buy a mobile phone with Rs. 5,00,000.

17:11You can't even buy a mobile phone with Rs. 5,00,000.

17:13Even if you do, I won't let you go.

17:15I'm ready.

17:17Where do I have to give you the money?

17:19You guys bought a phone.

17:21Why do you even bother?

17:23No one asked me.

17:25I'm Inspector Mirzapur.

17:27Police?

17:28Where is our gun?

17:31Sir, the gun was taken by the contractor.

17:33Where is the contractor?

17:34Sir, he is dead.

17:36He is dead?

17:37Contractor!

17:38Hey, contractor!

17:39Contractor!

17:58You are the color of the sky.

18:12We are the police.

18:13Yes, I am acting.

18:14Now I will put you in jail and then I will make a movie.

18:17What movie?

18:18How many years have you been a dacoit?

18:21Sir, I don't know.

18:23Hey, listen!

18:2415 years ago, when the dacoit team was defeated,

18:27I gave the contract to the contractor.

18:29After that, I am acting.

18:31Sir, the dacoit insulted me in the bus.

18:34We all gave him a gun.

18:37Hey, no! Never! Never!

18:39If we give them to the government, there will be no law.

18:42The court will decide what to do with them or not.

18:45Yes, sir!

18:46Yes, sir!

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