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00:15Give me some betel leaf.

00:17I don't have betel leaf.

00:19Give me your betel leaf.

00:31Here you are.

00:45Give me some betel leaf.

00:49I don't have betel leaf.

00:53Here you are.

00:58Give me some betel leaf.

01:02Give me your betel leaf.

01:05Here you are.

01:07No, I don't have betel leaf.

01:10I don't have betel leaf.

01:13I don't have betel leaf.

01:15Give me your betel leaf.

01:18I don't have betel leaf.

01:42Go to sleep.

01:46Zombie Man

01:52I am very happy to meet you.

02:04I will not get it.

02:06I am going to get the money.

02:08I will get it.

02:10I will get it.

02:12I am going to get the money.

02:14How will you get it?

02:16How will you get it?

02:18Hey, you.

02:20You are watching a lady.

02:22You are watching a man.

02:24You are watching a woman.

02:26I am going to get the money.

02:28Don't talk rubbish.

02:30I will not say anything.

02:32Oh! You have a wife, right?

02:34You are a snake in the city!

02:37Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

02:39I'll hit you again!

02:41Oh, Lord! Lord! Lord!

02:42Where are you going?

02:44I'm going to the market!

02:45You go with me!

02:47You go with me!

02:48No, no, no! I mean...

02:50I'm a rickshaw driver.

02:51I'll take you to the market by rickshaw.

02:53I'm telling you for money.

02:55You're a rickshaw driver?

02:56Yes, I'm a rickshaw driver.

02:58You're going to the market to take me to the rickshaw?

03:00Yes.

03:01I like rickshaw.

03:02I like rickshaw too.

03:04I like rickshaw too.

03:06I like rickshaw too.

03:08I like rickshaw too.

03:10Wait, uncle! Wait, uncle!

03:12I'll take you to the market!

03:14You're not a rickshaw driver.

03:16He's your husband.

03:18He's my husband.

03:20He's my husband.

03:22He's my husband.

03:31Wait, wait, wait!

03:33Wait, wait, wait!

03:35I'm a rickshaw driver.

03:37I'll take you to the market!

03:43Hey, manu!

03:44How much is your rent?

03:46It's 120 rupees.

03:48120 rupees.

03:50Hey, you!

03:52I'm paying 120 rupees for this!

03:54I'm paying 120 rupees for this!

03:56I'm not a rickshaw driver!

03:58I'm not a rickshaw driver!

04:00Come with me.

04:02If you were a god, you will be less than ten times like us.

04:04If you were a god, you will be less than ten times like us.

04:06If you were a god, it will take you fifteen minutes.

04:08For some reasons, I'm not paid enough here.

04:10Take this rickshaw,

04:12Please, take this coat as a valuable price.

04:14Please, take this coat as a valuable price.

04:16Okay, then.

04:18Next time!

04:20Okay, then.

04:22What happened now?

04:24He stole my old coat!

04:26Please take this coat,

04:28Go, you don't need any money.

04:29Go, you can go.

04:30Wait! Wait!

04:30This is not a village, this is a city.

04:32It's not worth 5-10 Taka.

04:33I have 120 Taka TCA and I have a lot of money.

04:35I am not worried, but I have to go to the rent.

04:37Give me the money.

04:38This is not a village, this is a city.

04:40This is a city, you don't know a village?

04:42Hey, you don't know me.

04:44You don't know these kind of houses.

04:46Hey, build all these buildings.

04:48I have to go.

04:49Keep it, mister.

04:50Keep it, mister.

04:51Hey, engineer, engineer.

04:54Hey, you don't give me my TCA.

04:56You don't give me the rent, I will give you TCA.

04:58I will give you TCA.

04:59I will give you TCA.

05:01I will give you TCA.

05:03Hey, you are going to break my hand.

05:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

05:08Hey, uncle.

05:10My, my, my, my boat is leaving.

05:12My, my, my, my boat is leaving.

05:13My boat, my boat.

05:14Look, look.

05:15I will come to the city and they will give me the news.

05:17Stop, you stop.

05:19He is making a fool of himself again.

05:21It's not a problem.

05:22Hey, engineer, what happened?

05:24Is this a problem?

05:25Look, I am driving a rickshaw.

05:26They have given me a rent of 120 rupees.

05:28Tell me, what should I do?

05:30Murambi, you should have given me your rent.

05:32I am old enough to handle such things.

05:34Oh, my dear!

05:36You have come to do mischief.

05:38Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

05:40You have come to do mischief.

05:42You have come to do mischief.

05:44You have come to do mischief.

05:46You have come to do mischief.

05:48You have come to do mischief.

05:50Uncle, uncle, eat this.

05:52I will see.

05:54You have come to do mischief.

05:56What is this, sir?

05:58It is my uncle's money.

06:00I have come to give my money.

06:02What is this, uncle?

06:04I am telling you the truth.

06:06I will see what will you do.

06:08You have come to do mischief.

06:10You have come...

06:12to do mischief.

06:14You go now.

06:16Hey, they have come.

06:24Hello? Hey! Come here.

06:28My wife and kids are here.

06:30What do you mean?

06:32I saw two old ladies outside the window.

06:34Are they your wife and kids?

06:36Who are these old ladies?

06:38They are my uncle and aunt.

06:40What are they doing here?

06:42They are my wife and kids.

06:44What?

06:46When will they leave?

06:48I don't know.

06:50When will they leave?

06:52They are my uncle and aunt.

06:54They are your uncle and aunt.

06:56I don't know.

06:58My uncle and aunt are here.

07:00Go and greet them.

07:02I can't. I'll fall down.

07:04Hey!

07:06You devil!

07:08You ruined my family.

07:10Go and greet my uncle and aunt.

07:12Otherwise, I'll slap you.

07:14Go.

07:16Go.

07:18My daughter-in-law is so beautiful.

07:20She is so beautiful.

07:22She is my daughter-in-law.

07:30I am telling you.

07:32You are my daughter-in-law.

07:34You are my daughter-in-law.

07:42Greetings.

07:44Greetings.

07:46I've brought a scene in the dark.

07:48I wanted to make a mistake.

07:50I wanted to make a mistake.

07:52I am the ring of Badal.

07:58Look.

08:00My daughter-in-law is so beautiful.

08:02She is so beautiful.

08:06Before your daughter-in-law,

08:08She was beautiful.

08:10I told you,

08:12Old women are not so pretty.

08:14Oh my!

08:15The old lady of the village only knows how to eat a little bit of sugar.

08:18But the taste of the old lady of the city is even more spicy.

08:24Anand, my dear sister.

08:26If I get a chance in the future,

08:28I would like to dress up like Badur's wife.

08:32I would like to wear a dhoti.

08:34I would like to wear a turban.

08:36What are you saying, uncle?

08:38I am Badur's wife.

08:39And she is our maid.

08:41Hey!

08:42Hey!

08:43Go away from here.

08:45You are disturbing me.

08:48My dear sister.

08:50I am very happy to meet you.

08:54Look,

08:55the old lady of the city has come to meet you.

08:58She is very happy.

09:00You are like a daughter-in-law of a rich family.

09:05Very good.

09:07Let's go out.

09:08Let's go out.

09:10Hey, dear.

09:11Your dress is very beautiful.

09:15But,

09:16you should show me the way out.

09:21What do you mean?

09:22I mean,

09:25toilet.

09:28Let's go from this way.

09:31Go.

09:32Go slowly.

09:33Go that way.

09:37Hey, dear.

09:38We have bought a very good dress for you.

09:43Look at this.

09:44Look at this.

09:47Look at this.

09:48It is very beautiful.

09:50It has become shorter.

09:52The old lady of the city has come to meet you.

09:58It is very beautiful.

10:00Look at this.

10:01It is very fresh.

10:04Taste it.

10:05It is very tasty.

10:06Hey, dear.

10:07No, it is not possible.

10:09If you keep it near the bottle, it will not be good.

10:13It is very fresh.

10:15If you keep it near the bottle, it will not be good.

10:16You have a very good sense of smell.

10:20Dear, the pumpkin is very fresh.

10:22You should not eat pumpkin.

10:24It has a lot of fat.

10:26Hey, dear.

10:27It is very fresh.

10:28It is very tasty.

10:30It is very fresh.

10:32Hey, dear.

10:34It is very fresh.

10:35I'm your friend, Balu uncle.

10:38I've got a surprise for you.

10:44Here you go.

10:46Here, have it.

10:47Uncle, don't touch it. It'll make me cry.

10:57Oh, my God!

10:58Who's eating it?

11:00Uncle, don't...

11:01Hey, kid!

11:02Hey, kid!

11:03Uncle, don't touch it. It'll make me cry.

11:09Why hasn't Gulmoti come yet?

11:12I have to go to school right now.

11:14My Dear Protagonist

11:30Sundari, where are you going?

11:32Let's go for a walk.

11:33Leave me alone.

11:34Where are you going?

11:36I have a friend who lives here.

11:38Let's go there.

11:39What are you saying?

11:40Hey, kid!

11:42You're eating my dear Protagonist?

11:45Hey, kid!

11:46What about me?

11:47What about me?

11:48Hey, kid!

11:49You're eating my dear Protagonist?

11:52Hey, kid!

11:53You're eating my dear Protagonist?

11:55Who am I?

11:56Hey, kid!

11:57Who am I?

11:58I'm the secretary of this area.

12:00You're the secretary?

12:02You're my friend?

12:03I've been to the streets of the village.

12:06I've seen many friends like you.

12:10And you're sitting in front of me and eating my food?

12:13I'm going to kill you.

12:14You're disturbing me.

12:16You're disturbing me.

12:17I won't call you anymore.

12:18You're dead.

12:19I'm going to kill you.

12:21Hey, kid!

12:22I'm the secretary of this area.

12:23I'll call you out of my house.

12:24At least, you've come to kill me.

12:26I'll call you out of my house?

12:28I'll call you out of your mother's house too.

12:30I don't know what my friends are doing.

12:33You don't know?

12:34I don't know.

12:35My friend is like an engineer.

12:37I'll go and kill you.

12:39I'll go and kill you.

12:59Hey!

13:00Do you know the house of the engineer?

13:03Yes, I know.

13:04He's my friend.

13:05He lives in that house.

13:06Hey!

13:07He's the friend of the engineer.

13:08Hey!

13:28Hey!

13:29Are you the friend of the engineer?

13:31Yes, I'm the friend of the engineer.

13:33Hey, get out!

13:34Hey!

13:35Dad!

13:36Dad!

13:37He won't kill me.

13:38If he kills me,

13:39he'll give me an antelope.

13:40An antelope?

13:41Yes, an antelope.

13:42Do you have an antelope in your house?

13:45Yes, I have an antelope.

13:46Why?

13:47Hey!

13:48Hey!

13:49Stop!

13:50Stop!

13:51What are you doing?

13:52Tell me.

13:53I'll go and get the antelope.

13:54You stay here.

13:56I'll go and get your antelope.

13:58I'll go and get your antelope.

14:18My antelope.

14:19What are you doing?

14:20Oh, God!

14:21This guy is killing me.

14:22Hey!

14:23You fool!

14:24How dare you call me a fool?

14:28I'll kill you all.

14:32Who is he?

14:33He is my uncle.

14:34I'll kill you all.

14:36Uncle,

14:37you are talking too much.

14:39Hey, engineer.

14:40Did I say anything wrong?

14:42Yes, you did.

14:43You are the secret of this area.

14:45You should learn a lesson.

14:46Uncle,

14:47what have you done?

14:48You have made me a fool.

14:54Uncle,

14:55I'll tell you a story.

14:59When I was a kid,

15:01I went to school.

15:02A teacher was hitting me.

15:05Dad,

15:06we didn't hit you.

15:07Yes, we did.

15:08The teacher's right hand was cut off.

15:11Dad,

15:12not right hand, left hand.

15:13Hey, you fool!

15:14How dare you call me a fool?

15:18So,

15:19the teacher's right hand was cut off.

15:21I was beaten up.

15:23I went to my son.

15:25What?

15:26I didn't do anything.

15:27I went to my son.

15:30He was beaten up.

15:33My only son,

15:36you hit him.

15:38Don't you have any respect?

15:40Who are you calling an old man?

15:42Look at your beard.

15:44You look like an old man.

15:46Hey, uncle.

15:48Uncle.

15:49Uncle.

15:50Uncle.

15:51Hey, engineer.

15:52Hey, old man.

15:53I'm the one who hit you.

15:56How dare you call me an old man?

15:58You hit me.

15:59I hit you.

16:00Uncle.

16:01I didn't hit you.

16:03Hey, uncle.

16:04You scoundrel.

16:05You hit my son.

16:09Let's go.

16:17Uncle,

16:18I didn't hit you.

16:19You hit me.

16:20Let's go.

16:21I saw everything.

16:23Now, come out.

16:24I'll show you my real power.

16:27Son,

16:28you come here.

16:30Come here.

16:38Hey, uncle.

16:41Hey, old man.

16:43Hey, old man.

16:45Hey, old man.

16:48Hey, old man.

16:51Hey, old man.

16:55I'm the one who hit you.

16:59I'll show you my real power.

17:02Now, come out.

17:05I'll show you my real power.

17:18Hey, old man.

17:19Hey, old man.

17:20Hey, old man.

17:21Hey, old man.

17:22Hey, old man.

17:23Hey, old man.

17:24Hey, old man.

17:25Oh, my god.

17:26What are you doing?

17:27Take this box.

17:28Alright.

17:29I'm going to take a toilet.

17:31If you want to go to toilet,

17:32do it at home.

17:34What?

17:35Can the boy do better with the toilet at home?

17:37I mean toilet at home.

17:38There is a toilet at home.

17:39Do the toilet in here.

17:40There is no toilet at home.

17:42I've never seen a toilet.

17:43I can't even see a toilet.

17:45I'll see a toilet at home.

17:46You'll see a toilet at home.

17:47I saw a toilet in the corner

17:49A toilet?

17:51It's a toilet with an English commode

17:53This English commode is in the corner

17:55It's in that corner

17:57In the corner of the toilet

17:59I saw a white mouse

18:01in the toilet

18:03The white mouse had a lid

18:05It was flying

18:07The water was clean

18:09The water was clean

18:11I thought I will go to the toilet

18:13one day

18:15I opened the lid

18:17and saw

18:19the white mouse

18:21The white mouse was

18:23in the toilet

18:25I was eating

18:27The white mouse was

18:29in the toilet

18:31What?

18:33The mouse was in the commode

18:35No

18:37No

18:39No

18:41No

18:43No

18:45No

19:13He will do anything

19:15for you

19:17I don't want to talk to him

19:19Open your mouth

19:21The white mouse was

19:23in the toilet

19:25The white mouse was

19:27in the toilet

19:29He was eating

19:31Do you have any other problem?

19:33He was eating

19:35He was eating

19:37He was eating

19:39He was eating

19:41He was eating

19:43He was eating

19:45He was eating

19:47He was eating

19:49I heard

19:51He was eating

19:53I heard

19:55He said

19:57His mother is getting sick

19:59His mother is getting sick

20:01She is captaining

20:03She is captaining

20:05She is your father

20:07and mother

20:09Babu Daktar na, Babu Daktar ekone duje selayil karayilam.

20:13Acha acha, selayil? Tar phare bolen na, ki?

20:15Tar phare ho aradi nyan koggo, bori detele, tablet detele.

20:20Ho aradi ki? Babi amti kisho bozlam na, kishe ho aradi?

20:23Heye teyare abar galam, kalu phahir er dhare.

20:26Kalu phahir panir bara dele, heye khaya, heye jare tokmele jaye chiki.

20:32Babi, er kono rogi ami darte phallam.

20:35Heye, heye ami konilam na, ye maaner kheti.

20:39Heye rog daktare darte phalme na, daktare rog gaya na.

20:43Ahaa, jaye tu zaka sampati hoiche, heye maaner tok kharayi gase.

20:49Heye amar kheti harte phalle, awali dekha, haiye chonar mai, naide masudar mai.

20:55Hira hi amar kheti harche, hira hi amar chonar mai.

20:58Babi, tu re kaare aansen, tar phare ho dekhi, ami to sikap kare dekhi.

21:03Dekhi, aata dekha.

21:05Ahaa, hare jaye dao, jaye dao, chee, chee, chee, vegana purje, aata dekha.

21:09Aata kaal namaz jota dao karchi, sab sab, sab sab, sabi der bab jamee dekha, amar aata dekha, vegana purje.

21:17Heye, phallam kukat phalm, tohi mor mor aata li, khar aata re aate aate achi, phallam phallam.

21:35Manichar sab gela amar.

21:37Aak manichar sab gela amar, toman manichar tera aate ki.

21:40Thotpada bain hodi, vegana purje saamne aaye, tumhe khar aate yo.

21:43Toman manichar thaaye, vegana, imana main nai matari konta kaal.

21:47Ika, sabi der matari rao, saatari rao, saatari baatre rao, baatre rao.

21:53Ahahahaha.

21:57Hey, Bador.

21:59Hey, Thoks.

22:00Tumhar chacha tachi kore ge shuru kureche.

22:02Elakar bitare ke man soumman niye dhakte barpa na, na ki?

22:05Kiya ishe?

22:07Tumhar chachi ke, Tumhar doctor bandur kache niye gesilam.

22:10Sepane ge, Tumhar chacha tamor bandur ke ke parimang mardur kureshe.

22:13Lokta aur abaste khubi kharaab.

22:15Ami ho dekhte aisi, Tamshah.

22:18Henna sekretarero kolar lage maiz hote na?

22:20Taa sekretari aise vishya karte!

22:22When he wakes up in the morning, he will go to bed and start working.

22:25There are two women in the house.

22:27Listen, you do one thing.

22:29Cut the bus ticket in the night and send it in the morning.

22:32Give me some time to think.

22:37Bapu, listen to me.

22:38I am going out.

22:39Listen to me, Bapu.

22:40I am going out.

22:41I am going out.

22:42I have a lot to do.

22:43I have a lot to do.

22:44Look, let me live well.

22:46I am fine in the city.

22:47I am going.

22:48I am fine.

22:49Don't worry about me.

22:50Bapu, listen to me.

22:51I am going.

22:52I am going.

22:53Listen to me.

22:54I am going.

22:55Shut up!

22:58What do you think?

23:00We came here to have fun?

23:04We came to stay in your house?

23:07We came here to see you.

23:10You didn't come when you were young.

23:13Your parents died when they left.

23:16Your aunt,

23:18She gave birth to you.

23:21Your aunt gave birth to you.

23:23She gave birth to you.

23:26Why did you bring her out of your house?

23:29You are forgetting, Bajan.

23:31When you were young, you grew up with her.

23:35You didn't give birth to humans.

23:37We are in this situation now.

23:39I made you study for everything.

23:43I made you grow up.

23:45I made you live in the city.

23:47Maybe we don't understand the city as much as you do.

23:51Are you going to do the same to me?

23:55Okay.

23:56You stay well.

23:58We won't come again.

24:00We won't come to the city to see you.

24:03We are going now.

24:05If you ever remember what I said,

24:09Come to the village.

24:10You and I will always be apart.

24:15Let's go.

24:17Let's go.

24:47Let's go.

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