বরিশাইল্লা মেহমান _ Desi Guest _ Bangla Funny Video _ Family Entertainment bd _ Desi Cid _ Barishal
বরিশাইল্লা মেহমান | Desi Guest | Bangla Funny Video | Family Entertainment bd | Desi Cid | Barishal
বরিশাইল্লা মেহমান | Desi Guest | Bangla Funny Video | Family Entertainment bd | Desi Cid | Barishal
Previous Video - দেশী দর্জি | Desi Dorji | Desi Tailors | Bangla Funny Video | Family Entertainment bd | Desi Cid
Script & Direction - Rakib Hasan
Associate Director - Khairul Islam Jisan
Edit & Color- Khairul Islam Jisan
DOP- Khairul Islam Jisan , Rakib Hasan
বরিশাইল্লা মেহমান | Desi Guest | Bangla Funny Video | Family Entertainment bd | Desi Cid | Barishal
Previous Video - দেশী দর্জি | Desi Dorji | Desi Tailors | Bangla Funny Video | Family Entertainment bd | Desi Cid
Script & Direction - Rakib Hasan
Associate Director - Khairul Islam Jisan
Edit & Color- Khairul Islam Jisan
DOP- Khairul Islam Jisan , Rakib Hasan
Transcript
00:00🎵🎵🎵
00:15Give me some betel leaf.
00:17I don't have betel leaf.
00:19Give me your betel leaf.
00:31Here you are.
00:45Give me some betel leaf.
00:49I don't have betel leaf.
00:53Here you are.
00:58Give me some betel leaf.
01:02Give me your betel leaf.
01:05Here you are.
01:07No, I don't have betel leaf.
01:10I don't have betel leaf.
01:13I don't have betel leaf.
01:15Give me your betel leaf.
01:18I don't have betel leaf.
01:42Go to sleep.
01:46Zombie Man
01:52I am very happy to meet you.
02:04I will not get it.
02:06I am going to get the money.
02:08I will get it.
02:10I will get it.
02:12I am going to get the money.
02:14How will you get it?
02:16How will you get it?
02:18Hey, you.
02:20You are watching a lady.
02:22You are watching a man.
02:24You are watching a woman.
02:26I am going to get the money.
02:28Don't talk rubbish.
02:30I will not say anything.
02:32Oh! You have a wife, right?
02:34You are a snake in the city!
02:37Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
02:39I'll hit you again!
02:41Oh, Lord! Lord! Lord!
02:42Where are you going?
02:44I'm going to the market!
02:45You go with me!
02:47You go with me!
02:48No, no, no! I mean...
02:50I'm a rickshaw driver.
02:51I'll take you to the market by rickshaw.
02:53I'm telling you for money.
02:55You're a rickshaw driver?
02:56Yes, I'm a rickshaw driver.
02:58You're going to the market to take me to the rickshaw?
03:00Yes.
03:01I like rickshaw.
03:02I like rickshaw too.
03:04I like rickshaw too.
03:06I like rickshaw too.
03:08I like rickshaw too.
03:10Wait, uncle! Wait, uncle!
03:12I'll take you to the market!
03:14You're not a rickshaw driver.
03:16He's your husband.
03:18He's my husband.
03:20He's my husband.
03:22He's my husband.
03:31Wait, wait, wait!
03:33Wait, wait, wait!
03:35I'm a rickshaw driver.
03:37I'll take you to the market!
03:43Hey, manu!
03:44How much is your rent?
03:46It's 120 rupees.
03:48120 rupees.
03:50Hey, you!
03:52I'm paying 120 rupees for this!
03:54I'm paying 120 rupees for this!
03:56I'm not a rickshaw driver!
03:58I'm not a rickshaw driver!
04:00Come with me.
04:02If you were a god, you will be less than ten times like us.
04:04If you were a god, you will be less than ten times like us.
04:06If you were a god, it will take you fifteen minutes.
04:08For some reasons, I'm not paid enough here.
04:10Take this rickshaw,
04:12Please, take this coat as a valuable price.
04:14Please, take this coat as a valuable price.
04:16Okay, then.
04:18Next time!
04:20Okay, then.
04:22What happened now?
04:24He stole my old coat!
04:26Please take this coat,
04:28Go, you don't need any money.
04:29Go, you can go.
04:30Wait! Wait!
04:30This is not a village, this is a city.
04:32It's not worth 5-10 Taka.
04:33I have 120 Taka TCA and I have a lot of money.
04:35I am not worried, but I have to go to the rent.
04:37Give me the money.
04:38This is not a village, this is a city.
04:40This is a city, you don't know a village?
04:42Hey, you don't know me.
04:44You don't know these kind of houses.
04:46Hey, build all these buildings.
04:48I have to go.
04:49Keep it, mister.
04:49Keep it, mister.
04:50Keep it, mister.
04:51Hey, engineer, engineer.
04:54Hey, you don't give me my TCA.
04:56You don't give me the rent, I will give you TCA.
04:58I will give you TCA.
04:59I will give you TCA.
05:01I will give you TCA.
05:03Hey, you are going to break my hand.
05:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:08Hey, uncle.
05:10My, my, my, my boat is leaving.
05:12My, my, my, my boat is leaving.
05:13My boat, my boat.
05:14Look, look.
05:15I will come to the city and they will give me the news.
05:17Stop, you stop.
05:19He is making a fool of himself again.
05:21It's not a problem.
05:22Hey, engineer, what happened?
05:24Is this a problem?
05:25Look, I am driving a rickshaw.
05:26They have given me a rent of 120 rupees.
05:28Tell me, what should I do?
05:30Murambi, you should have given me your rent.
05:32I am old enough to handle such things.
05:34Oh, my dear!
05:36You have come to do mischief.
05:38Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
05:40You have come to do mischief.
05:42You have come to do mischief.
05:44You have come to do mischief.
05:46You have come to do mischief.
05:48You have come to do mischief.
05:50Uncle, uncle, eat this.
05:52I will see.
05:54You have come to do mischief.
05:56What is this, sir?
05:58It is my uncle's money.
06:00I have come to give my money.
06:02What is this, uncle?
06:04I am telling you the truth.
06:06I will see what will you do.
06:08You have come to do mischief.
06:10You have come...
06:12to do mischief.
06:14You go now.
06:16Hey, they have come.
06:24Hello? Hey! Come here.
06:28My wife and kids are here.
06:30What do you mean?
06:32I saw two old ladies outside the window.
06:34Are they your wife and kids?
06:36Who are these old ladies?
06:38They are my uncle and aunt.
06:40What are they doing here?
06:42They are my wife and kids.
06:44What?
06:46When will they leave?
06:48I don't know.
06:50When will they leave?
06:52They are my uncle and aunt.
06:54They are your uncle and aunt.
06:56I don't know.
06:58My uncle and aunt are here.
07:00Go and greet them.
07:02I can't. I'll fall down.
07:04Hey!
07:06You devil!
07:08You ruined my family.
07:10Go and greet my uncle and aunt.
07:12Otherwise, I'll slap you.
07:14Go.
07:16Go.
07:18My daughter-in-law is so beautiful.
07:20She is so beautiful.
07:22She is my daughter-in-law.
07:30I am telling you.
07:32You are my daughter-in-law.
07:34You are my daughter-in-law.
07:42Greetings.
07:44Greetings.
07:46I've brought a scene in the dark.
07:48I wanted to make a mistake.
07:50I wanted to make a mistake.
07:52I am the ring of Badal.
07:58Look.
08:00My daughter-in-law is so beautiful.
08:02She is so beautiful.
08:06Before your daughter-in-law,
08:08She was beautiful.
08:10I told you,
08:12Old women are not so pretty.
08:14Oh my!
08:15The old lady of the village only knows how to eat a little bit of sugar.
08:18But the taste of the old lady of the city is even more spicy.
08:24Anand, my dear sister.
08:26If I get a chance in the future,
08:28I would like to dress up like Badur's wife.
08:32I would like to wear a dhoti.
08:34I would like to wear a turban.
08:36What are you saying, uncle?
08:38I am Badur's wife.
08:39And she is our maid.
08:41Hey!
08:42Hey!
08:43Go away from here.
08:45You are disturbing me.
08:48My dear sister.
08:50I am very happy to meet you.
08:54Look,
08:55the old lady of the city has come to meet you.
08:58She is very happy.
09:00You are like a daughter-in-law of a rich family.
09:05Very good.
09:07Let's go out.
09:08Let's go out.
09:10Hey, dear.
09:11Your dress is very beautiful.
09:15But,
09:16you should show me the way out.
09:21What do you mean?
09:22I mean,
09:25toilet.
09:28Let's go from this way.
09:31Go.
09:32Go slowly.
09:33Go that way.
09:37Hey, dear.
09:38We have bought a very good dress for you.
09:43Look at this.
09:44Look at this.
09:47Look at this.
09:48It is very beautiful.
09:50It has become shorter.
09:52The old lady of the city has come to meet you.
09:58It is very beautiful.
10:00Look at this.
10:01It is very fresh.
10:04Taste it.
10:05It is very tasty.
10:06Hey, dear.
10:07No, it is not possible.
10:09If you keep it near the bottle, it will not be good.
10:13It is very fresh.
10:15If you keep it near the bottle, it will not be good.
10:16You have a very good sense of smell.
10:20Dear, the pumpkin is very fresh.
10:22You should not eat pumpkin.
10:24It has a lot of fat.
10:26Hey, dear.
10:27It is very fresh.
10:28It is very tasty.
10:30It is very fresh.
10:32Hey, dear.
10:34It is very fresh.
10:35I'm your friend, Balu uncle.
10:38I've got a surprise for you.
10:44Here you go.
10:46Here, have it.
10:47Uncle, don't touch it. It'll make me cry.
10:57Oh, my God!
10:58Who's eating it?
11:00Uncle, don't...
11:01Hey, kid!
11:02Hey, kid!
11:03Uncle, don't touch it. It'll make me cry.
11:09Why hasn't Gulmoti come yet?
11:12I have to go to school right now.
11:14My Dear Protagonist
11:30Sundari, where are you going?
11:32Let's go for a walk.
11:33Leave me alone.
11:34Where are you going?
11:36I have a friend who lives here.
11:38Let's go there.
11:39What are you saying?
11:40Hey, kid!
11:42You're eating my dear Protagonist?
11:45Hey, kid!
11:46What about me?
11:47What about me?
11:48Hey, kid!
11:49You're eating my dear Protagonist?
11:52Hey, kid!
11:53You're eating my dear Protagonist?
11:55Who am I?
11:56Hey, kid!
11:57Who am I?
11:58I'm the secretary of this area.
12:00You're the secretary?
12:02You're my friend?
12:03I've been to the streets of the village.
12:06I've seen many friends like you.
12:10And you're sitting in front of me and eating my food?
12:13I'm going to kill you.
12:14You're disturbing me.
12:16You're disturbing me.
12:17I won't call you anymore.
12:18You're dead.
12:19I'm going to kill you.
12:21Hey, kid!
12:22I'm the secretary of this area.
12:23I'll call you out of my house.
12:24At least, you've come to kill me.
12:26I'll call you out of my house?
12:28I'll call you out of your mother's house too.
12:30I don't know what my friends are doing.
12:33You don't know?
12:34I don't know.
12:35My friend is like an engineer.
12:37I'll go and kill you.
12:39I'll go and kill you.
12:59Hey!
13:00Do you know the house of the engineer?
13:03Yes, I know.
13:04He's my friend.
13:05He lives in that house.
13:06Hey!
13:07He's the friend of the engineer.
13:08Hey!
13:28Hey!
13:29Are you the friend of the engineer?
13:31Yes, I'm the friend of the engineer.
13:33Hey, get out!
13:34Hey!
13:35Dad!
13:36Dad!
13:37He won't kill me.
13:38If he kills me,
13:39he'll give me an antelope.
13:40An antelope?
13:41Yes, an antelope.
13:42Do you have an antelope in your house?
13:45Yes, I have an antelope.
13:46Why?
13:47Hey!
13:48Hey!
13:49Stop!
13:50Stop!
13:51What are you doing?
13:52Tell me.
13:53I'll go and get the antelope.
13:54You stay here.
13:56I'll go and get your antelope.
13:58I'll go and get your antelope.
14:18My antelope.
14:19What are you doing?
14:20Oh, God!
14:21This guy is killing me.
14:22Hey!
14:23You fool!
14:24How dare you call me a fool?
14:28I'll kill you all.
14:32Who is he?
14:33He is my uncle.
14:34I'll kill you all.
14:36Uncle,
14:37you are talking too much.
14:39Hey, engineer.
14:40Did I say anything wrong?
14:42Yes, you did.
14:43You are the secret of this area.
14:45You should learn a lesson.
14:46Uncle,
14:47what have you done?
14:48You have made me a fool.
14:54Uncle,
14:55I'll tell you a story.
14:59When I was a kid,
15:01I went to school.
15:02A teacher was hitting me.
15:05Dad,
15:06we didn't hit you.
15:07Yes, we did.
15:08The teacher's right hand was cut off.
15:11Dad,
15:12not right hand, left hand.
15:13Hey, you fool!
15:14How dare you call me a fool?
15:18So,
15:19the teacher's right hand was cut off.
15:21I was beaten up.
15:23I went to my son.
15:25What?
15:26I didn't do anything.
15:27I went to my son.
15:30He was beaten up.
15:33My only son,
15:36you hit him.
15:38Don't you have any respect?
15:40Who are you calling an old man?
15:42Look at your beard.
15:44You look like an old man.
15:46Hey, uncle.
15:48Uncle.
15:49Uncle.
15:50Uncle.
15:51Hey, engineer.
15:52Hey, old man.
15:53I'm the one who hit you.
15:56How dare you call me an old man?
15:58You hit me.
15:59I hit you.
16:00Uncle.
16:01I didn't hit you.
16:03Hey, uncle.
16:04You scoundrel.
16:05You hit my son.
16:09Let's go.
16:17Uncle,
16:18I didn't hit you.
16:19You hit me.
16:20Let's go.
16:21I saw everything.
16:23Now, come out.
16:24I'll show you my real power.
16:27Son,
16:28you come here.
16:30Come here.
16:38Hey, uncle.
16:41Hey, old man.
16:43Hey, old man.
16:45Hey, old man.
16:48Hey, old man.
16:51Hey, old man.
16:55I'm the one who hit you.
16:59I'll show you my real power.
17:02Now, come out.
17:05I'll show you my real power.
17:18Hey, old man.
17:19Hey, old man.
17:20Hey, old man.
17:21Hey, old man.
17:22Hey, old man.
17:23Hey, old man.
17:24Hey, old man.
17:25Oh, my god.
17:26What are you doing?
17:27Take this box.
17:28Alright.
17:29I'm going to take a toilet.
17:31If you want to go to toilet,
17:32do it at home.
17:34What?
17:35Can the boy do better with the toilet at home?
17:37I mean toilet at home.
17:38There is a toilet at home.
17:39Do the toilet in here.
17:40There is no toilet at home.
17:42I've never seen a toilet.
17:43I can't even see a toilet.
17:45I'll see a toilet at home.
17:46You'll see a toilet at home.
17:47I saw a toilet in the corner
17:49A toilet?
17:51It's a toilet with an English commode
17:53This English commode is in the corner
17:55It's in that corner
17:57In the corner of the toilet
17:59I saw a white mouse
18:01in the toilet
18:03The white mouse had a lid
18:05It was flying
18:07The water was clean
18:09The water was clean
18:11I thought I will go to the toilet
18:13one day
18:15I opened the lid
18:17and saw
18:19the white mouse
18:21The white mouse was
18:23in the toilet
18:25I was eating
18:27The white mouse was
18:29in the toilet
18:31What?
18:33The mouse was in the commode
18:35No
18:37No
18:39No
18:41No
18:43No
18:45No
19:13He will do anything
19:15for you
19:17I don't want to talk to him
19:19Open your mouth
19:21The white mouse was
19:23in the toilet
19:25The white mouse was
19:27in the toilet
19:29He was eating
19:31Do you have any other problem?
19:33He was eating
19:35He was eating
19:37He was eating
19:39He was eating
19:41He was eating
19:43He was eating
19:45He was eating
19:47He was eating
19:49I heard
19:51He was eating
19:53I heard
19:55He said
19:57His mother is getting sick
19:59His mother is getting sick
20:01She is captaining
20:03She is captaining
20:05She is your father
20:07and mother
20:09Babu Daktar na, Babu Daktar ekone duje selayil karayilam.
20:13Acha acha, selayil? Tar phare bolen na, ki?
20:15Tar phare ho aradi nyan koggo, bori detele, tablet detele.
20:20Ho aradi ki? Babi amti kisho bozlam na, kishe ho aradi?
20:23Heye teyare abar galam, kalu phahir er dhare.
20:26Kalu phahir panir bara dele, heye khaya, heye jare tokmele jaye chiki.
20:32Babi, er kono rogi ami darte phallam.
20:35Heye, heye ami konilam na, ye maaner kheti.
20:39Heye rog daktare darte phalme na, daktare rog gaya na.
20:43Ahaa, jaye tu zaka sampati hoiche, heye maaner tok kharayi gase.
20:49Heye amar kheti harte phalle, awali dekha, haiye chonar mai, naide masudar mai.
20:55Hira hi amar kheti harche, hira hi amar chonar mai.
20:58Babi, tu re kaare aansen, tar phare ho dekhi, ami to sikap kare dekhi.
21:03Dekhi, aata dekha.
21:05Ahaa, hare jaye dao, jaye dao, chee, chee, chee, vegana purje, aata dekha.
21:09Aata kaal namaz jota dao karchi, sab sab, sab sab, sabi der bab jamee dekha, amar aata dekha, vegana purje.
21:17Heye, phallam kukat phalm, tohi mor mor aata li, khar aata re aate aate achi, phallam phallam.
21:35Manichar sab gela amar.
21:37Aak manichar sab gela amar, toman manichar tera aate ki.
21:40Thotpada bain hodi, vegana purje saamne aaye, tumhe khar aate yo.
21:43Toman manichar thaaye, vegana, imana main nai matari konta kaal.
21:47Ika, sabi der matari rao, saatari rao, saatari baatre rao, baatre rao.
21:53Ahahahaha.
21:57Hey, Bador.
21:59Hey, Thoks.
22:00Tumhar chacha tachi kore ge shuru kureche.
22:02Elakar bitare ke man soumman niye dhakte barpa na, na ki?
22:05Kiya ishe?
22:07Tumhar chachi ke, Tumhar doctor bandur kache niye gesilam.
22:10Sepane ge, Tumhar chacha tamor bandur ke ke parimang mardur kureshe.
22:13Lokta aur abaste khubi kharaab.
22:15Ami ho dekhte aisi, Tamshah.
22:18Henna sekretarero kolar lage maiz hote na?
22:20Taa sekretari aise vishya karte!
22:22When he wakes up in the morning, he will go to bed and start working.
22:25There are two women in the house.
22:27Listen, you do one thing.
22:29Cut the bus ticket in the night and send it in the morning.
22:32Give me some time to think.
22:37Bapu, listen to me.
22:38I am going out.
22:39Listen to me, Bapu.
22:40I am going out.
22:41I am going out.
22:42I have a lot to do.
22:43I have a lot to do.
22:44Look, let me live well.
22:46I am fine in the city.
22:47I am going.
22:48I am fine.
22:49Don't worry about me.
22:50Bapu, listen to me.
22:51I am going.
22:52I am going.
22:53Listen to me.
22:54I am going.
22:55Shut up!
22:58What do you think?
23:00We came here to have fun?
23:04We came to stay in your house?
23:07We came here to see you.
23:10You didn't come when you were young.
23:13Your parents died when they left.
23:16Your aunt,
23:18She gave birth to you.
23:21Your aunt gave birth to you.
23:23She gave birth to you.
23:26Why did you bring her out of your house?
23:29You are forgetting, Bajan.
23:31When you were young, you grew up with her.
23:35You didn't give birth to humans.
23:37We are in this situation now.
23:39I made you study for everything.
23:43I made you grow up.
23:45I made you live in the city.
23:47Maybe we don't understand the city as much as you do.
23:51Are you going to do the same to me?
23:55Okay.
23:56You stay well.
23:58We won't come again.
24:00We won't come to the city to see you.
24:03We are going now.
24:05If you ever remember what I said,
24:09Come to the village.
24:10You and I will always be apart.
24:15Let's go.
24:17Let's go.
24:47Let's go.