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01:00I'll give you a translation

01:02If you can read it

01:04Hold it

01:06That full moon goes to Dhaka

01:08Translate it in English

01:10That full moon

01:12Means

01:14He every month

01:16He goes to Dhaka every month

01:18Is it done?

01:20It's fun

01:22You don't know anything

01:24I don't know, you don't know

01:26I don't know

01:28Now I'll tell you

01:30Now I'll tell you

01:32Subject to the

01:343rd person singular number

01:36Is it?

01:38At the 12th stage

01:40S or ES will appear

01:42There won't be a G

01:44There will be a Cos

01:46He goes to Dhaka

01:48Every month

01:50It's done, it won't take long

01:52My age is double

01:54You are translating it in English

01:56Am I translating it in English?

02:00Why am I here?

02:02I am

02:04Sultan Master

02:06In the entire Upazila

02:08I have a Sultan Dictionary

02:10Some people call me

02:12English Sultan

02:14But

02:16In the entire Upazila

02:18I have a teacher

02:20He has talent

02:22He always

02:24Tell me

02:26Am I translating it in English?

02:30That's why you will kill me

02:32You are pointing your finger

02:34In front of Sultan Master

02:36Sir

02:38Can I see your finger?

02:40Give it to me

02:44Sir

02:46You are doing it

02:48I am doing it

02:50You are pointing your finger

02:52Sir

02:54Give it to me

02:56Give it to me

02:58I am Sultan Master

03:00I am 12th

03:02You are

03:04Translating it in English

03:06Keep my number

03:08I am 10CM

03:10I will call you

03:12I don't have a paper

03:14Give it to me

03:16Sir

03:18Give it to me

03:22Sir

03:24Give it to me

03:26What is the case?

03:28My son's

03:30Certificate

03:32Is not good

03:34We need to

03:36Translate it

03:38We need to

03:40Go to the lawyer

03:42To do an affidavit

03:44I have many cases like this

03:46There is a problem

03:48To do an affidavit

03:50What will happen with the affidavit?

03:52My son and the government

03:54Have won this case

03:56They will come out

03:58They will have to sign

04:00The papers

04:02It will be a problem

04:04But

04:06I have a fee

04:08There is a line fee

04:10I will pay it

04:12No problem

04:14What else?

04:16You will have to do an affidavit

04:18To do an affidavit

04:20You will have to go to the magistrate

04:22The way to go to the magistrate

04:24Is a little expensive

04:26The way you will go

04:28Is a little expensive

04:30Will we go by plane?

04:32Will we have to pay for the flight?

04:34The magistrate

04:36Is a good person

04:38If you go to him

04:40You will have to pay a lot

04:42We will have to pay him

04:44Why will we have to pay him?

04:46If you don't eat

04:48If you don't eat

04:50You will have to pay for the flight

04:52Why will we have to pay him?

04:54We will have to pay him

04:56You don't study in the city

04:58You don't study in the city

05:00If you go to the magistrate

05:02You will have to pay him

05:04You will have to pay him

05:06I have a problem

05:08I have a problem

05:10What?

05:12You are a good person

05:14Hey

05:16If you go to the magistrate

05:18You will have to pay him

05:20For doing an affidavit

05:22If you go to the magistrate

05:24You will have to pay him

05:26If you go to the magistrate

05:28You will have to pay him

05:30This is unfair

05:34Go and find my name

05:36Garu Atul Jamil

05:38Call me

05:40Garu Atul Jamil

05:42I have a friend who is the most stupid in the school.

05:48I used to call him stupid.

05:54He is a fool.

06:09Hello.

06:10Hello, who is this?

06:12Are you Tojammel?

06:14Yes, I am Tojammel. Who are you?

06:17Your English teacher.

06:20Yes, sir.

06:23Sit down.

06:25Yes, sir.

06:28What?

06:29Are you Tojammel?

06:33Did you understand?

06:35Sultan master, who is the first PDR in the world?

06:39He is not even able to speak.

06:42Do you think I don't know?

06:44I took a mock mail from the class and went to the washroom.

06:47I was the first PDR.

06:49I was the second PDR.

06:51I was the third PDR.

06:53I was the fourth PDR.

06:55I was the fifth PDR.

06:57I was the sixth PDR.

06:59I was the seventh PDR.

07:01I was the eighth PDR.

07:03I was the ninth PDR.

07:05Yes, sir. I remember.

07:07I remember.

07:09I remember.

07:12No, no. Sit down.

07:14Sit down, Tojammel.

07:16You have a golden mind now.

07:19It is not good to keep you waiting.

07:23Sit down, Tojammel.

07:25Yes, sir.

07:28Tojammel, I want to give you a piece of information.

07:33Yes, sir.

07:35I came to the FED to fix my son's certificate.

07:40I came to know that you have to pay a lot of money to the magistrate.

07:46Sir, what are you saying?

07:49Because I have a lawyer in front of me.

07:51He understands me.

07:53He will have to pay a lot of money to the magistrate.

07:57Sir, please give me a phone call.

07:59Please talk to him.

08:01Who do you want to talk to?

08:03My friend.

08:05Hello. Who is this?

08:08Are you a lawyer?

08:10Yes, I am a lawyer. What do you want?

08:12Please give me your license number.

08:15I don't have a license. Give it to me.

08:18I am Tojammel, a judicial magistrate.

08:24Okay. Give it to me.

08:31Are you mad?

08:33Give me your license number.

08:36I don't have a license.

08:39I am a student.

08:41Are you a lawyer?

08:43I am not a lawyer.

08:45I am practicing at a lawyer's office.

08:48I am very eager to learn the job.

08:51Practice in a lawyer's office.

08:53Give me your license number.

08:56Don't bother him. He is a good person.

08:59He doesn't change his license.

09:01Okay. I will come to see him.

09:03You do one thing first.

09:05You come to my place to save me.

09:07He is always after me.

09:11Sir, I'm telling you, if I don't go to the office today, I'll go and have tea some other day.

09:16Why?

09:17I don't eat anything in the morning.

09:19Okay, fine. You eat first and then come.

09:22How can I eat, sir? If I want to eat, it's in my bathroom.

09:27Okay.

09:28Okay, no problem. I'm coming to your room. Give me the keys to your room.

09:33No, sir. You don't have to come to my office.

09:36What are you saying? You're such a big person.

09:38I'll go to your office, but sir...

09:40I'll be careful. I won't come upstairs.

09:43Okay, you come first and then I'll come to see you.

09:50Okay, I'm coming.

09:53Hey, listen.

09:55There will be a lawyer who will come after some time.

09:59Arrange for him to go to the police station immediately.

10:03Okay, I'm coming.

10:11Okay, let me ask you a question.

10:16Imagine that you are standing in the 8th floor of a 10-story building.

10:23There is a fire in the 5th floor of that building.

10:26What do you do at that moment?

10:29Sir, if there is a fire, there is no need to worry at first.

10:32You have to keep yourself calm.

10:34And if the fire is small, you have to take it out quickly.

10:38And you have to see if the fire is caused by a medical shock.

10:41If there is any medical problem, do not use water in that case.

10:45In that case, use a fire extinguisher.

10:48And if the fire is caused by a medical device, turn off the main switch in that case.

10:52And if the fire goes out of control, go out of the emergency exit quickly.

10:57In that case, do not use the lift.

10:59And I will call the fire service quickly.

11:05Okay, tell me.

11:07In our country, how many vaccines have to be given in two years after the birth of a child?

11:13Sir, 8 vaccines had to be given earlier.

11:15Now 10 vaccines have to be given.

11:17And the government is giving it for free.

11:19Wow, great.

11:21Okay, now tell me.

11:23Who is the creator of modern medical science?

11:26Sir, Muslim scientist Ibn Sina.

11:28Mashallah, Mashallah.

11:34Mashallah, Mashallah.

11:50Sir, can I come in?

11:55Okay, you can come in.

11:57Thank you, sir.

12:00You have a nice face.

12:02He has given very nice and smart answers.

12:04He has answered all the questions perfectly.

12:07I liked it.

12:09Didn't you hear that he is the son of a teacher?

12:11He has a good name too.

12:17Sir, sir.

12:19What is it?

12:20I have found a hen.

12:23You have answered all the questions correctly.

12:26Sir liked it too.

12:28What is her name?

12:29Altaf.

12:32Yes, yes, yes.

12:34I have got her name, address and mobile number.

12:36Go and search for her.

12:38Sir, give me my bag.

12:40You can drink and run away.

12:43If you find a hen, you will get it.

12:46Go, go.

12:47Okay.

12:48Don't you understand?

12:49Can't you understand?

12:58Hey, give me the hen.

13:01Who is Altaf?

13:02Why has he come here?

13:04Altaf is my son.

13:06Is he your son?

13:08Wow, wow.

13:09He is very talented.

13:10Isn't he?

13:11He has given an interview.

13:13He has answered all the questions correctly.

13:17He has answered all the questions perfectly.

13:20Wow, wow.

13:21Wow, wow.

13:22He is very good.

13:23But about the job...

13:25What job?

13:27Will you tell me about the job?

13:30Talk to him.

13:32What will you tell him?

13:37Sir, what happened?

13:39Did my son make any mistake?

13:41Murabbi, your son has given a very good interview.

13:45But now the job is not done through the interview.

13:49Now the job is done through the line.

13:51What do you mean by line?

13:53Don't you understand?

13:55If you want to get a job, you have to come through a channel.

13:59Which channel, sir?

14:01BTV.

14:02Channel I.

14:04I don't understand anything.

14:06I don't understand.

14:08Sir, please.

14:09Murabbi, listen.

14:10All the staff in my office...

14:12All of them have given interviews.

14:14I don't understand anything.

14:16Director.

14:17Oh, sir.

14:19I have been here for three years.

14:22This is a big office.

14:25Don't you want to have a cup of tea?

14:28I will make it bigger.

14:30I will make it bigger.

14:34Sir, I want to ask you something.

14:37Why do you drink milk?

14:42Why do I drink milk?

14:44I don't understand.

14:46Murabbi.

14:47Actually, my wife is pregnant.

14:50We have given her 50,000 rupees as dowry.

14:53What are you doing?

14:55You are a fool.

14:57Your father doesn't understand.

14:59And you have given an interview.

15:01You are a fool.

15:02If you want to get a government job, you have to pay 18,000,000 rupees.

15:06Are you laughing at me?

15:07Give me 10,000,000 rupees.

15:08Dad, he has given me 10,000,000 rupees as dowry.

15:12What?

15:13You fool.

15:15He is a government employee.

15:17Go away.

15:18You are a fool.

15:21I have never been a fool in my life.

15:25And you are a fool.

15:27If I don't give you a job, you will never give me a job.

15:35I will kill you.

15:36Murabbi, give me a satchel.

15:38I will give you money.

15:41You are a fool.

15:42I will kill you.

15:45I will kill you.

15:49I will give you money.

16:01Hello.

16:02Are you Altaf Khan?

16:04No, I am Altaf's father.

16:06I am G.M. Abdullah, the sub-inspector from Sharipakam.

16:11We went to your house to verify your son's identity.

16:14But we didn't find you.

16:16We came to the city.

16:19Okay.

16:20I have sent you some documents.

16:22Please check them.

16:24Okay.

16:26We will send you the links.

16:33Greetings, sir.

16:34Greetings.

16:35We came to your house to verify your son's identity.

16:38What is your name?

16:39Sir, I am Altaf Khan.

16:42I know.

16:43I went to your house the other day.

16:45I came.

16:48But I don't have time now.

16:50Sir, you are working in front of me.

16:54But I am the one who gave you the satchel.

16:57I am the one who gave you the satchel.

17:00I went to your house the other day.

17:02But I didn't find you.

17:03But I know.

17:05I gave you the satchel.

17:07But you didn't return the documents.

17:09I didn't give you the satchel.

17:11Why are you calling me?

17:12I didn't give you the satchel.

17:13I didn't call you either.

17:15I am sorry.

17:16I won't call you again.

17:17I am going to the office.

17:18Sir, wait.

17:19I am going to the office.

17:22Murubi, you don't know.

17:24What?

17:25Sir is very angry.

17:26We went to his house.

17:28But we didn't find him.

17:29He is very angry.

17:31I am going to check him.

17:33Do one thing.

17:34Go to his house for breakfast.

17:35Give us two tea.

17:36He doesn't eat anything.

17:38Give us two tea.

17:39I am going to check him.

17:40Oh.

17:41You need tea to verify.

17:43Right?

17:44Yes, I need it.

17:46Okay.

17:48Look at this diary.

17:50There is a number.

17:52Write it down.

17:53It is 87.

17:55Why 87?

17:58I have a friend.

18:00He is very angry.

18:02I am going to write his name.

18:0487 Jahangir.

18:06I got it.

18:10Hello.

18:12Hello, Jahangir.

18:14Yes, what did you say?

18:16Your English is bad.

18:18Hello, sir.

18:20How are you?

18:22Alhamdulillah.

18:23Sit down, Jahangir.

18:24Okay, sir.

18:26I will talk to him.

18:28Tell me, sir.

18:30Sit down, Jahangir.

18:32What do you want to say?

18:34Okay, sir.

18:36Sit down.

18:38Jahangir, call me on an environmental day.

18:40I am doing polar police verification.

18:44I am coming to Sharipiagas police station.

18:48Two police officers are robbing me.

18:52Jahangir, tell me.

18:54How much do they charge for this verification?

18:56What did you say, sir?

18:58Why do you charge money for police verification?

19:02You don't have to pay money, sir.

19:04No, sir.

19:06Our department never charges money.

19:08We are workers.

19:10Why will they charge money from you?

19:12Is this case in our village police station?

19:14Yes, Sharipiagas police station.

19:16I will call that police station right now.

19:18I will see who is responsible for this.

19:20Which officer?

19:22You called me.

19:24You can't do anything.

19:26He is my uncle.

19:28He is in lock-up.

19:30He has a gun.

19:32He has a gun.

19:38Hello, sir.

19:40Do you charge money for police verification?

19:44No, sir.

19:46My boss took his son.

19:48Do you charge money?

19:50What are you doing in police station?

19:52I am sitting in my room.

19:54You are sitting in your room.

19:56And you are charging money from my son's work.

19:58You come to the police station immediately.

20:00They will take you to the police station.

20:02Please don't do this, sir.

20:04I have a promotion.

20:06I will see right now, sir.

20:10Who is Altaf Khan?

20:12I am, sir.

20:14Get out of here.

20:16Because of people like you, police station is in trouble.

20:18I am a police officer.

20:20I didn't do anything wrong.

20:22I didn't do anything wrong.

20:24Why did you do this to me?

20:26I had a promotion.

20:28But you have ruined it.

20:30You have ruined everything.

20:32I won't stay here.

20:34What should I do now?

20:36I will see you.

20:38I will do everything.

20:40I will take your money.

20:42Sir, you are a good man.

20:44Sir, you are a good man.

20:56Murabbi.

20:58We have received a report.

21:00But we have to inform you.

21:02We have a problem with the report.

21:06What problem?

21:08You won't understand if I tell you.

21:10I have written the report.

21:12I have written the report.

21:14The kidneys are broken.

21:16What?

21:18My kidneys are broken?

21:20And you have written the report.

21:22Yes, I have written it.

21:24Look.

21:26The kidneys are broken.

21:28The kidneys are not here.

21:30They are here.

21:32What do you mean?

21:34I have checked it.

21:36Murabbi, I don't believe you.

21:38I have checked your urine.

21:40I have checked your urine.

21:42It is not here.

21:44What are you saying?

21:46My kidneys are not here.

21:48I don't believe you.

21:50I have checked your urine.

21:52It is not here.

21:54I have checked your urine.

21:56It is not here.

21:58What should I do now?

22:00What should I do now?

22:02Look at your kidneys.

22:04It is not here.

22:06Look at your kidneys.

22:08Look at your kidneys.

22:10I have never seen a drunkard like you.

22:12I have never seen a drunkard like you.

22:14Murabbi, we have to fix the kidney report.

22:16What should I do now?

22:18If the kidney report is negative,

22:20If the kidney report is negative,

22:22I will not be able to work.

22:24I will not be able to work.

22:26Murabbi, don't worry.

22:28I have made the positive report negative.

22:30I have to pay some money.

22:32What?

22:34You are trying to be a soldier?

22:36Murabbi, I am a soldier.

22:38If the report is negative,

22:40I will not be able to work.

22:42I will talk to the doctor.

22:44I will talk to the doctor.

22:46I won't go to the doctor now.

22:48I will kill you.

22:50I am a soldier.

22:52I am a soldier.

22:54I am a soldier.

22:56I am a soldier.

22:58I am a soldier.

23:02Doctor, can I come in?

23:04Sir, you?

23:05Assalamualaikum, sir.

23:06Waalaikumassalam.

23:07You are Hugner Jamal, right?

23:08Yes, sir.

23:09Jamal, you are a doctor, right?

23:10So, where is your posting?

23:11Yes, sir.

23:12I am the civil sergeant of this district.

23:13Mashallah, mashallah.

23:14Jamal, I am proud of you.

23:15Sir, please, sir.

23:16Sit, sir.

23:17No, no, no, Jamal.

23:25No, no, no, Jamal.

23:31That chair is yours.

23:36And you are asking me to sit on your chair.

23:43This is my honor, Jamal.

23:46You are the only one who has the right to sit on that chair.

23:53Oh, sit, sit, sit, sit.

23:59Sir, tell me, how can I help you?

24:02I came here to take care of his government work.

24:05He is telling me to check his report and I want jaggery.

24:10What did he say, sir?

24:12What is your son's name?

24:13My son's name is Altaf Khan.

24:15Altaf Khan?

24:17His report is good.

24:18I have already given his report to the reception.

24:20Did you give the report to the receiptor?

24:23Then two of your employees came and told me that the report is very bad.

24:29On the day of approval, our sir will have to pay 30,000 gold.

24:35What did you say, sir? I understood.

24:38Hey Abul, come inside.

24:44Hey, what am I listening to?

24:46Do you want to enter my sir's house in my name?

24:49Yes, sir.

24:52No, sir. I told him that our son's report is correct.

24:57My sir has been honest all his life.

24:59He has never lied in his life.

25:01And you want to say that my sir is lying?

25:03Yes, sir.

25:06How dare you?

25:07You entered this office in my name.

25:09The biggest thing is that you ruined my reputation in my sir's house.

25:13You don't have a job from today. Get out of this office.

25:15Yes, sir.

25:16Hey, hey, hey.

25:18Hey, Jamal.

25:19What did I tell you?

25:21Give them a solution.

25:23But you keep a strict eye on them.

25:26Otherwise, they will never be able to work properly.

25:30Okay, sir.

25:31I left you because of sir.

25:33Get out.

25:35Sir, I am very ashamed.

25:36Please forgive me, sir.

25:38Sir, you came to my office for the first time.

25:40What will you eat?

25:41Jamal, you are the best.

25:43You have to give my son's report today.

25:46I am in a hurry.

25:48But Jamal, you have to come to my house.

25:52I have something to tell you.

25:54Of course, sir.

25:55It is my pleasure to invite you to my house.

25:58I used to study in your house when I was a kid.

26:00I can go now.

26:01It is my pleasure, sir.

26:14I am inviting you to my house.

26:18I got a government job.

26:21But not today.

26:24I called you because today is my happy day.

26:28I saw you after so many years.

26:31You have worked hard in your own department.

26:36I respect you as before.

26:40I respect you as before.

26:42I can't express my happiness to you.

26:46But I am sad to see something.

26:50You can't take care of your department.

26:57Sir, please don't mind.

26:59There are two people in this department.

27:02Our department will be defamed because of them.

27:05We will try to help them.

27:08Sir, please pray for me.

27:11You have taught me to be honest.

27:14I will learn to be honest when I grow up.

27:19What kind of a man are you?

27:22You can't even take care of your house.

27:26Don't worry.

27:28I will start working when I grow up.

27:30I will take care of my family when I grow up.

27:34That's good.

27:36You have come here after so many years.

27:38Why don't you talk to me politely?

27:40I can't talk to you politely.

27:42Please try to understand me.

27:44He can't understand you.

27:46What can he understand?

27:48Will you stop?

27:50Or else, I will beat you up.

27:54Wait.

27:56Sir, I enjoyed a lot.

28:00You are the best.

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