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Transcript
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01:00I'll give you a translation
01:02If you can read it
01:04Hold it
01:06That full moon goes to Dhaka
01:08Translate it in English
01:10That full moon
01:12Means
01:14He every month
01:16He goes to Dhaka every month
01:18Is it done?
01:20It's fun
01:22You don't know anything
01:24I don't know, you don't know
01:26I don't know
01:28Now I'll tell you
01:30Now I'll tell you
01:32Subject to the
01:343rd person singular number
01:36Is it?
01:38At the 12th stage
01:40S or ES will appear
01:42There won't be a G
01:44There will be a Cos
01:46He goes to Dhaka
01:48Every month
01:50It's done, it won't take long
01:52My age is double
01:54You are translating it in English
01:56Am I translating it in English?
02:00Why am I here?
02:02I am
02:04Sultan Master
02:06In the entire Upazila
02:08I have a Sultan Dictionary
02:10Some people call me
02:12English Sultan
02:14But
02:16In the entire Upazila
02:18I have a teacher
02:20He has talent
02:22He always
02:24Tell me
02:26Am I translating it in English?
02:30That's why you will kill me
02:32You are pointing your finger
02:34In front of Sultan Master
02:36Sir
02:38Can I see your finger?
02:40Give it to me
02:44Sir
02:46You are doing it
02:48I am doing it
02:50You are pointing your finger
02:52Sir
02:54Give it to me
02:56Give it to me
02:58I am Sultan Master
03:00I am 12th
03:02You are
03:04Translating it in English
03:06Keep my number
03:08I am 10CM
03:10I will call you
03:12I don't have a paper
03:14Give it to me
03:16Sir
03:18Give it to me
03:22Sir
03:24Give it to me
03:26What is the case?
03:28My son's
03:30Certificate
03:32Is not good
03:34We need to
03:36Translate it
03:38We need to
03:40Go to the lawyer
03:42To do an affidavit
03:44I have many cases like this
03:46There is a problem
03:48To do an affidavit
03:50What will happen with the affidavit?
03:52My son and the government
03:54Have won this case
03:56They will come out
03:58They will have to sign
04:00The papers
04:02It will be a problem
04:04But
04:06I have a fee
04:08There is a line fee
04:10I will pay it
04:12No problem
04:14What else?
04:16You will have to do an affidavit
04:18To do an affidavit
04:20You will have to go to the magistrate
04:22The way to go to the magistrate
04:24Is a little expensive
04:26The way you will go
04:28Is a little expensive
04:30Will we go by plane?
04:32Will we have to pay for the flight?
04:34The magistrate
04:36Is a good person
04:38If you go to him
04:40You will have to pay a lot
04:42We will have to pay him
04:44Why will we have to pay him?
04:46If you don't eat
04:48If you don't eat
04:50You will have to pay for the flight
04:52Why will we have to pay him?
04:54We will have to pay him
04:56You don't study in the city
04:58You don't study in the city
05:00If you go to the magistrate
05:02You will have to pay him
05:04You will have to pay him
05:06I have a problem
05:08I have a problem
05:10What?
05:12You are a good person
05:14Hey
05:16If you go to the magistrate
05:18You will have to pay him
05:20For doing an affidavit
05:22If you go to the magistrate
05:24You will have to pay him
05:26If you go to the magistrate
05:28You will have to pay him
05:30This is unfair
05:34Go and find my name
05:36Garu Atul Jamil
05:38Call me
05:40Garu Atul Jamil
05:42I have a friend who is the most stupid in the school.
05:48I used to call him stupid.
05:54He is a fool.
06:09Hello.
06:10Hello, who is this?
06:12Are you Tojammel?
06:14Yes, I am Tojammel. Who are you?
06:17Your English teacher.
06:20Yes, sir.
06:23Sit down.
06:25Yes, sir.
06:28What?
06:29Are you Tojammel?
06:33Did you understand?
06:35Sultan master, who is the first PDR in the world?
06:39He is not even able to speak.
06:42Do you think I don't know?
06:44I took a mock mail from the class and went to the washroom.
06:47I was the first PDR.
06:49I was the second PDR.
06:51I was the third PDR.
06:53I was the fourth PDR.
06:55I was the fifth PDR.
06:57I was the sixth PDR.
06:59I was the seventh PDR.
07:01I was the eighth PDR.
07:03I was the ninth PDR.
07:05Yes, sir. I remember.
07:07I remember.
07:09I remember.
07:12No, no. Sit down.
07:14Sit down, Tojammel.
07:16You have a golden mind now.
07:19It is not good to keep you waiting.
07:23Sit down, Tojammel.
07:25Yes, sir.
07:28Tojammel, I want to give you a piece of information.
07:33Yes, sir.
07:35I came to the FED to fix my son's certificate.
07:40I came to know that you have to pay a lot of money to the magistrate.
07:46Sir, what are you saying?
07:49Because I have a lawyer in front of me.
07:51He understands me.
07:53He will have to pay a lot of money to the magistrate.
07:57Sir, please give me a phone call.
07:59Please talk to him.
08:01Who do you want to talk to?
08:03My friend.
08:05Hello. Who is this?
08:08Are you a lawyer?
08:10Yes, I am a lawyer. What do you want?
08:12Please give me your license number.
08:15I don't have a license. Give it to me.
08:18I am Tojammel, a judicial magistrate.
08:24Okay. Give it to me.
08:31Are you mad?
08:33Give me your license number.
08:36I don't have a license.
08:39I am a student.
08:41Are you a lawyer?
08:43I am not a lawyer.
08:45I am practicing at a lawyer's office.
08:48I am very eager to learn the job.
08:51Practice in a lawyer's office.
08:53Give me your license number.
08:56Don't bother him. He is a good person.
08:59He doesn't change his license.
09:01Okay. I will come to see him.
09:03You do one thing first.
09:05You come to my place to save me.
09:07He is always after me.
09:11Sir, I'm telling you, if I don't go to the office today, I'll go and have tea some other day.
09:16Why?
09:17I don't eat anything in the morning.
09:19Okay, fine. You eat first and then come.
09:22How can I eat, sir? If I want to eat, it's in my bathroom.
09:27Okay.
09:28Okay, no problem. I'm coming to your room. Give me the keys to your room.
09:33No, sir. You don't have to come to my office.
09:36What are you saying? You're such a big person.
09:38I'll go to your office, but sir...
09:40I'll be careful. I won't come upstairs.
09:43Okay, you come first and then I'll come to see you.
09:50Okay, I'm coming.
09:53Hey, listen.
09:55There will be a lawyer who will come after some time.
09:59Arrange for him to go to the police station immediately.
10:03Okay, I'm coming.
10:11Okay, let me ask you a question.
10:16Imagine that you are standing in the 8th floor of a 10-story building.
10:23There is a fire in the 5th floor of that building.
10:26What do you do at that moment?
10:29Sir, if there is a fire, there is no need to worry at first.
10:32You have to keep yourself calm.
10:34And if the fire is small, you have to take it out quickly.
10:38And you have to see if the fire is caused by a medical shock.
10:41If there is any medical problem, do not use water in that case.
10:45In that case, use a fire extinguisher.
10:48And if the fire is caused by a medical device, turn off the main switch in that case.
10:52And if the fire goes out of control, go out of the emergency exit quickly.
10:57In that case, do not use the lift.
10:59And I will call the fire service quickly.
11:05Okay, tell me.
11:07In our country, how many vaccines have to be given in two years after the birth of a child?
11:13Sir, 8 vaccines had to be given earlier.
11:15Now 10 vaccines have to be given.
11:17And the government is giving it for free.
11:19Wow, great.
11:21Okay, now tell me.
11:23Who is the creator of modern medical science?
11:26Sir, Muslim scientist Ibn Sina.
11:28Mashallah, Mashallah.
11:34Mashallah, Mashallah.
11:50Sir, can I come in?
11:55Okay, you can come in.
11:57Thank you, sir.
12:00You have a nice face.
12:02He has given very nice and smart answers.
12:04He has answered all the questions perfectly.
12:07I liked it.
12:09Didn't you hear that he is the son of a teacher?
12:11He has a good name too.
12:17Sir, sir.
12:19What is it?
12:20I have found a hen.
12:23You have answered all the questions correctly.
12:26Sir liked it too.
12:28What is her name?
12:29Altaf.
12:32Yes, yes, yes.
12:34I have got her name, address and mobile number.
12:36Go and search for her.
12:38Sir, give me my bag.
12:40You can drink and run away.
12:43If you find a hen, you will get it.
12:46Go, go.
12:47Okay.
12:48Don't you understand?
12:49Can't you understand?
12:58Hey, give me the hen.
13:01Who is Altaf?
13:02Why has he come here?
13:04Altaf is my son.
13:06Is he your son?
13:08Wow, wow.
13:09He is very talented.
13:10Isn't he?
13:11He has given an interview.
13:13He has answered all the questions correctly.
13:17He has answered all the questions perfectly.
13:20Wow, wow.
13:21Wow, wow.
13:22He is very good.
13:23But about the job...
13:25What job?
13:27Will you tell me about the job?
13:30Talk to him.
13:32What will you tell him?
13:37Sir, what happened?
13:39Did my son make any mistake?
13:41Murabbi, your son has given a very good interview.
13:45But now the job is not done through the interview.
13:49Now the job is done through the line.
13:51What do you mean by line?
13:53Don't you understand?
13:55If you want to get a job, you have to come through a channel.
13:59Which channel, sir?
14:01BTV.
14:02Channel I.
14:04I don't understand anything.
14:06I don't understand.
14:08Sir, please.
14:09Murabbi, listen.
14:10All the staff in my office...
14:12All of them have given interviews.
14:14I don't understand anything.
14:16Director.
14:17Oh, sir.
14:19I have been here for three years.
14:22This is a big office.
14:25Don't you want to have a cup of tea?
14:28I will make it bigger.
14:30I will make it bigger.
14:34Sir, I want to ask you something.
14:37Why do you drink milk?
14:42Why do I drink milk?
14:44I don't understand.
14:46Murabbi.
14:47Actually, my wife is pregnant.
14:50We have given her 50,000 rupees as dowry.
14:53What are you doing?
14:55You are a fool.
14:57Your father doesn't understand.
14:59And you have given an interview.
15:01You are a fool.
15:02If you want to get a government job, you have to pay 18,000,000 rupees.
15:06Are you laughing at me?
15:07Give me 10,000,000 rupees.
15:08Dad, he has given me 10,000,000 rupees as dowry.
15:12What?
15:13You fool.
15:15He is a government employee.
15:17Go away.
15:18You are a fool.
15:21I have never been a fool in my life.
15:25And you are a fool.
15:27If I don't give you a job, you will never give me a job.
15:35I will kill you.
15:36Murabbi, give me a satchel.
15:38I will give you money.
15:41You are a fool.
15:42I will kill you.
15:45I will kill you.
15:49I will give you money.
16:01Hello.
16:02Are you Altaf Khan?
16:04No, I am Altaf's father.
16:06I am G.M. Abdullah, the sub-inspector from Sharipakam.
16:11We went to your house to verify your son's identity.
16:14But we didn't find you.
16:16We came to the city.
16:19Okay.
16:20I have sent you some documents.
16:22Please check them.
16:24Okay.
16:26We will send you the links.
16:33Greetings, sir.
16:34Greetings.
16:35We came to your house to verify your son's identity.
16:38What is your name?
16:39Sir, I am Altaf Khan.
16:42I know.
16:43I went to your house the other day.
16:45I came.
16:48But I don't have time now.
16:50Sir, you are working in front of me.
16:54But I am the one who gave you the satchel.
16:57I am the one who gave you the satchel.
17:00I went to your house the other day.
17:02But I didn't find you.
17:03But I know.
17:05I gave you the satchel.
17:07But you didn't return the documents.
17:09I didn't give you the satchel.
17:11Why are you calling me?
17:12I didn't give you the satchel.
17:13I didn't call you either.
17:15I am sorry.
17:16I won't call you again.
17:17I am going to the office.
17:18Sir, wait.
17:19I am going to the office.
17:22Murubi, you don't know.
17:24What?
17:25Sir is very angry.
17:26We went to his house.
17:28But we didn't find him.
17:29He is very angry.
17:31I am going to check him.
17:33Do one thing.
17:34Go to his house for breakfast.
17:35Give us two tea.
17:36He doesn't eat anything.
17:38Give us two tea.
17:39I am going to check him.
17:40Oh.
17:41You need tea to verify.
17:43Right?
17:44Yes, I need it.
17:46Okay.
17:48Look at this diary.
17:50There is a number.
17:52Write it down.
17:53It is 87.
17:55Why 87?
17:58I have a friend.
18:00He is very angry.
18:02I am going to write his name.
18:0487 Jahangir.
18:06I got it.
18:10Hello.
18:12Hello, Jahangir.
18:14Yes, what did you say?
18:16Your English is bad.
18:18Hello, sir.
18:20How are you?
18:22Alhamdulillah.
18:23Sit down, Jahangir.
18:24Okay, sir.
18:26I will talk to him.
18:28Tell me, sir.
18:30Sit down, Jahangir.
18:32What do you want to say?
18:34Okay, sir.
18:36Sit down.
18:38Jahangir, call me on an environmental day.
18:40I am doing polar police verification.
18:44I am coming to Sharipiagas police station.
18:48Two police officers are robbing me.
18:52Jahangir, tell me.
18:54How much do they charge for this verification?
18:56What did you say, sir?
18:58Why do you charge money for police verification?
19:02You don't have to pay money, sir.
19:04No, sir.
19:06Our department never charges money.
19:08We are workers.
19:10Why will they charge money from you?
19:12Is this case in our village police station?
19:14Yes, Sharipiagas police station.
19:16I will call that police station right now.
19:18I will see who is responsible for this.
19:20Which officer?
19:22You called me.
19:24You can't do anything.
19:26He is my uncle.
19:28He is in lock-up.
19:30He has a gun.
19:32He has a gun.
19:38Hello, sir.
19:40Do you charge money for police verification?
19:44No, sir.
19:46My boss took his son.
19:48Do you charge money?
19:50What are you doing in police station?
19:52I am sitting in my room.
19:54You are sitting in your room.
19:56And you are charging money from my son's work.
19:58You come to the police station immediately.
20:00They will take you to the police station.
20:02Please don't do this, sir.
20:04I have a promotion.
20:06I will see right now, sir.
20:10Who is Altaf Khan?
20:12I am, sir.
20:14Get out of here.
20:16Because of people like you, police station is in trouble.
20:18I am a police officer.
20:20I didn't do anything wrong.
20:22I didn't do anything wrong.
20:24Why did you do this to me?
20:26I had a promotion.
20:28But you have ruined it.
20:30You have ruined everything.
20:32I won't stay here.
20:34What should I do now?
20:36I will see you.
20:38I will do everything.
20:40I will take your money.
20:42Sir, you are a good man.
20:44Sir, you are a good man.
20:56Murabbi.
20:58We have received a report.
21:00But we have to inform you.
21:02We have a problem with the report.
21:06What problem?
21:08You won't understand if I tell you.
21:10I have written the report.
21:12I have written the report.
21:14The kidneys are broken.
21:16What?
21:18My kidneys are broken?
21:20And you have written the report.
21:22Yes, I have written it.
21:24Look.
21:26The kidneys are broken.
21:28The kidneys are not here.
21:30They are here.
21:32What do you mean?
21:34I have checked it.
21:36Murabbi, I don't believe you.
21:38I have checked your urine.
21:40I have checked your urine.
21:42It is not here.
21:44What are you saying?
21:46My kidneys are not here.
21:48I don't believe you.
21:50I have checked your urine.
21:52It is not here.
21:54I have checked your urine.
21:56It is not here.
21:58What should I do now?
22:00What should I do now?
22:02Look at your kidneys.
22:04It is not here.
22:06Look at your kidneys.
22:08Look at your kidneys.
22:10I have never seen a drunkard like you.
22:12I have never seen a drunkard like you.
22:14Murabbi, we have to fix the kidney report.
22:16What should I do now?
22:18If the kidney report is negative,
22:20If the kidney report is negative,
22:22I will not be able to work.
22:24I will not be able to work.
22:26Murabbi, don't worry.
22:28I have made the positive report negative.
22:30I have to pay some money.
22:32What?
22:34You are trying to be a soldier?
22:36Murabbi, I am a soldier.
22:38If the report is negative,
22:40I will not be able to work.
22:42I will talk to the doctor.
22:44I will talk to the doctor.
22:46I won't go to the doctor now.
22:48I will kill you.
22:50I am a soldier.
22:52I am a soldier.
22:54I am a soldier.
22:56I am a soldier.
22:58I am a soldier.
23:02Doctor, can I come in?
23:04Sir, you?
23:05Assalamualaikum, sir.
23:06Waalaikumassalam.
23:07You are Hugner Jamal, right?
23:08Yes, sir.
23:09Jamal, you are a doctor, right?
23:10So, where is your posting?
23:11Yes, sir.
23:12I am the civil sergeant of this district.
23:13Mashallah, mashallah.
23:14Jamal, I am proud of you.
23:15Sir, please, sir.
23:16Sit, sir.
23:17No, no, no, Jamal.
23:25No, no, no, Jamal.
23:31That chair is yours.
23:36And you are asking me to sit on your chair.
23:43This is my honor, Jamal.
23:46You are the only one who has the right to sit on that chair.
23:53Oh, sit, sit, sit, sit.
23:59Sir, tell me, how can I help you?
24:02I came here to take care of his government work.
24:05He is telling me to check his report and I want jaggery.
24:10What did he say, sir?
24:12What is your son's name?
24:13My son's name is Altaf Khan.
24:15Altaf Khan?
24:17His report is good.
24:18I have already given his report to the reception.
24:20Did you give the report to the receiptor?
24:23Then two of your employees came and told me that the report is very bad.
24:29On the day of approval, our sir will have to pay 30,000 gold.
24:35What did you say, sir? I understood.
24:38Hey Abul, come inside.
24:44Hey, what am I listening to?
24:46Do you want to enter my sir's house in my name?
24:49Yes, sir.
24:52No, sir. I told him that our son's report is correct.
24:57My sir has been honest all his life.
24:59He has never lied in his life.
25:01And you want to say that my sir is lying?
25:03Yes, sir.
25:06How dare you?
25:07You entered this office in my name.
25:09The biggest thing is that you ruined my reputation in my sir's house.
25:13You don't have a job from today. Get out of this office.
25:15Yes, sir.
25:16Hey, hey, hey.
25:18Hey, Jamal.
25:19What did I tell you?
25:21Give them a solution.
25:23But you keep a strict eye on them.
25:26Otherwise, they will never be able to work properly.
25:30Okay, sir.
25:31I left you because of sir.
25:33Get out.
25:35Sir, I am very ashamed.
25:36Please forgive me, sir.
25:38Sir, you came to my office for the first time.
25:40What will you eat?
25:41Jamal, you are the best.
25:43You have to give my son's report today.
25:46I am in a hurry.
25:48But Jamal, you have to come to my house.
25:52I have something to tell you.
25:54Of course, sir.
25:55It is my pleasure to invite you to my house.
25:58I used to study in your house when I was a kid.
26:00I can go now.
26:01It is my pleasure, sir.
26:14I am inviting you to my house.
26:18I got a government job.
26:21But not today.
26:24I called you because today is my happy day.
26:28I saw you after so many years.
26:31You have worked hard in your own department.
26:36I respect you as before.
26:40I respect you as before.
26:42I can't express my happiness to you.
26:46But I am sad to see something.
26:50You can't take care of your department.
26:57Sir, please don't mind.
26:59There are two people in this department.
27:02Our department will be defamed because of them.
27:05We will try to help them.
27:08Sir, please pray for me.
27:11You have taught me to be honest.
27:14I will learn to be honest when I grow up.
27:19What kind of a man are you?
27:22You can't even take care of your house.
27:26Don't worry.
27:28I will start working when I grow up.
27:30I will take care of my family when I grow up.
27:34That's good.
27:36You have come here after so many years.
27:38Why don't you talk to me politely?
27:40I can't talk to you politely.
27:42Please try to understand me.
27:44He can't understand you.
27:46What can he understand?
27:48Will you stop?
27:50Or else, I will beat you up.
27:54Wait.
27:56Sir, I enjoyed a lot.
28:00You are the best.