The Night Before (1988) Comedy Keanu Reeves
A High School beauty surprisingly asks a nerd (Keanu Reeves) to take her to the prom. Moments later he wakes up in an alley with no memory of the prom as he finds himself in a troublesome situation with laughter every step of the way
Transcript
00:00:00Where am I?
00:00:18Oh, home.
00:00:29Oh, home.
00:00:37That's kind of hard.
00:00:49Oh, what a night.
00:00:51Time to wake up.
00:00:53No.
00:00:55Come on, Winston.
00:00:57Winston, get up, sleepyhead.
00:01:02Just a few more minutes, Mom.
00:01:06Okay?
00:01:39What?
00:01:49What?
00:01:59Oh.
00:02:19Hey, kid.
00:02:21I hope you put it in a safe place.
00:02:24The money.
00:02:25What?
00:02:26Money.
00:02:28Do I know you?
00:02:30Oh, very funny.
00:02:34You're a great comedian.
00:02:37Now, don't tell me you can't remember.
00:02:43Remember?
00:02:45Remember.
00:02:50I can't remember anything.
00:02:52Listen, kid.
00:02:55Do yourself a favor.
00:02:58Get lost.
00:02:59Just don't hang around.
00:03:01You savvy?
00:03:03Excuse me.
00:03:06Do you know where we are?
00:03:08Well, the way I look at it, it's not where you are, but where you're going.
00:03:16Catchy, huh?
00:03:19Very good.
00:03:20Not too smart.
00:03:21I should be in another business.
00:03:25I could buy this building here.
00:03:27Do a little paint job.
00:03:32Oh, I could do a wonder.
00:03:34Berlin.
00:03:38Hold it!
00:03:39Sir!
00:03:43I'm not from around here!
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00:04:54Excuse me.
00:05:07Ma'am, excuse me.
00:05:16Excuse me, could you tell me where this is? I mean, where we are, exactly?
00:05:45It's just that I don't know where I am. I know that sounds strange, but you see...
00:05:48So, the phone company's got information. Here, we got donuts and coffee.
00:05:53You want donuts and coffee? Fine. You want information? Try 4-1-1.
00:06:09You want a bib, too?
00:06:12Uh, no, sorry. Um, the coffee was hot.
00:06:17Let it cool first, dear.
00:06:20Quiche retains heat longer than most foods.
00:06:22Damn it!
00:06:23Watch your language at the table, son.
00:06:25Oh, I was just nervous about tonight.
00:06:28It's okay to be nervous. After all, she's the prettiest girl in school.
00:06:32I'm not nervous!
00:06:35Of course you're not. You've had dancing lessons.
00:06:42Dancing?
00:06:45The prom! The prom!
00:06:47What did you say?
00:06:49I said, it's none of your business. Period.
00:06:52I mean, dig it. Tara Mitchell.
00:06:55Captain of the pep squad. Homecoming princess.
00:06:59Galleria team model of the month.
00:07:01Five months running.
00:07:03And then there's you.
00:07:05After three years of high school, you worked your way up to vice president of the astronomy club.
00:07:11She asked me to go out to the prom with her.
00:07:13I'm going. That's all you need to know.
00:07:18Look, uh, pay up.
00:07:20Fifty for the Joe, two bits for the sinker.
00:07:25My wallet!
00:07:29Hey, Spike!
00:07:31Got a guy out here looking to tennis-shoe his tab.
00:07:41It's okay, Spike.
00:07:43No problem.
00:07:53Parking?
00:08:11Hi, Winston.
00:08:13Hi, Lisa.
00:08:17Tara's waiting for you.
00:08:19Good.
00:08:26I'm sorry.
00:08:28It's okay.
00:08:30It's okay.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:34It's okay.
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00:08:41It's okay.
00:08:51Hi.
00:08:53Oh, hi, Mr. Mitchell.
00:08:55I'm Winston Connelly.
00:08:57I'm here to take Tara to the junior-senior prom.
00:09:01Is that your car, son?
00:09:03Uh, yes, it is.
00:09:05I mean, uh, it belongs to my dad.
00:09:08Your dad?
00:09:11Uh, yeah.
00:09:13He let me use his car tonight.
00:09:19Why'd you lose the keys?
00:09:21Uh, I guess I must have.
00:09:25Well, hey.
00:09:27I got a master key.
00:09:29Really?
00:09:31Will it work on my dad's car?
00:09:33Sure.
00:09:35It works great on all kinds of cars.
00:09:38Lots of pretty bitchin' stereo in there.
00:09:40It's not that good.
00:09:42Yeah?
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:46Check it out, huh?
00:09:48Great.
00:09:50Thanks a lot.
00:09:52Look how you're gonna start it, man.
00:09:56Huh.
00:09:58Bingo.
00:10:00This is me.
00:10:03Hey, don't sweat it, man.
00:10:05It's cool.
00:10:07My name's Danny boy.
00:10:09Winston.
00:10:11Winston?
00:10:13Well, that's a pretty weird name, dude.
00:10:17Great!
00:10:19You have saved my life.
00:10:21Really, thanks a lot.
00:10:23No problem.
00:10:25Hey, man.
00:10:27Hey, man.
00:10:29Hey, man.
00:10:32Hey!
00:10:34Hey!
00:10:36Come back!
00:10:46Hey, what's all the noise, man?
00:10:50Hey, I remember you.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:54You the dude with the red Mustang, right?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:11:02Here's your keys, man.
00:11:06You promised me five bucks
00:11:08if I kept my eye on it.
00:11:10I did.
00:11:12You got money, right?
00:11:16Did you have any money, Winston?
00:11:24Hi, Tara.
00:11:27Don't hi me, Winston.
00:11:29I asked if you have any money.
00:11:31Yes, I have money.
00:11:33Enough for me to get a cab home
00:11:35in case you get weird?
00:11:37I won't get weird.
00:11:39It's $17.90.
00:11:41I called Yellow Cab this afternoon.
00:11:43And I know we're gonna have a great time.
00:11:49Look, Winston.
00:11:51We both know what the deal is, right?
00:11:53I mean, I lost a bet with a guy
00:11:56I lost a bet with Lisa.
00:11:58And because I lost this bet,
00:12:00I have to go to the biggest dance of the year
00:12:02with, uh...
00:12:04Well, with someone I wouldn't normally go with.
00:12:08But, hey, that's just the way it goes.
00:12:10I mean, now, after all,
00:12:12if our team had beaten Madison High,
00:12:14it would be, uh,
00:12:16Lisa going to the prom with you.
00:12:20Well...
00:12:22I...
00:12:24What I'm trying to say is that
00:12:26I can handle it.
00:12:28Well, uh,
00:12:30that's good.
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:34But, uh, please don't make it any harder on me
00:12:36with chitchat about what a swell time we're gonna have, okay?
00:12:42Would you excuse us
00:12:44a moment, please, honey?
00:12:46Oh, of course, Daddy.
00:12:48Young man.
00:12:51Oh, my God.
00:12:55I told her gambling would get her into trouble.
00:12:59And I'm convinced that deep in her heart
00:13:01she knows how sordid it is
00:13:03betting with human lives.
00:13:05Well, actually, sir,
00:13:07I'd like to look at this as
00:13:09a normal date.
00:13:11I know you would, Winston.
00:13:13That's why I'm gonna tell you the same thing
00:13:15that I tell, you know,
00:13:17all the regular guys as she goes out.
00:13:21Since her mother died, Tora's all I got.
00:13:25I'm real proud of her.
00:13:27Sure, she's spoiled, and...
00:13:31I guess she's got me wrapped around her little finger.
00:13:33But if anything happened to her...
00:13:37I don't know what I'd do.
00:13:43I know one thing, though.
00:13:45I would sure hate to be the one I did it to.
00:13:51Might be a storm coming, son.
00:13:53Better play it safe
00:13:55and have her home by midnight.
00:13:57Yes, sir.
00:13:59I won't be here. I have to go on duty.
00:14:01Can I trust you, Winston?
00:14:03You bet.
00:14:05Midnight.
00:14:07Midnight.
00:14:09Oh, God.
00:14:11Oh, God.
00:14:13Uh...
00:14:15The girl!
00:14:17What happened to her?
00:14:20The girl I came with.
00:14:22Oh, the chick in the party dress.
00:14:24Yeah! I didn't take her home, see,
00:14:26around 10 or 11, did I?
00:14:28I mean, and then come back here
00:14:30or something, maybe?
00:14:32Man, it's only $4.25 here.
00:14:34Please, man.
00:14:36If I didn't take her home, her old man's gonna kill me.
00:14:38Yeah?
00:14:40Before or after, Tito?
00:14:44Are you gonna tell me,
00:14:46or do I have to ask?
00:14:49El muchacho pendejo.
00:14:51Look, all I know
00:14:53is that Tito's supposed to have it out with you
00:14:55at sunrise over on Beacon Street.
00:14:57Something about a bad business deal
00:14:59and something you said.
00:15:01I don't even know anybody named Tito!
00:15:05Ah!
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:13That's probably neither here nor there at this point.
00:15:15Uh...
00:15:18My friend,
00:15:20what makes you think that I am the one
00:15:22Tito is supposed to have it out with,
00:15:24uh,
00:15:26at sunrise on Beacon Street?
00:15:28Beacon Street.
00:15:30Beacon Street, right.
00:15:32Well, I heard it was some cracker
00:15:34in a white coat and a pink carnation.
00:15:40Well, maybe it was some other dude
00:15:42in a white coat and a pink carnation.
00:15:44You better hope.
00:15:48Mitchell.
00:15:50Collect.
00:15:52Yeah, okay, I'll accept it.
00:15:54Oh, hi.
00:15:56Listen,
00:15:58I tried calling Tara,
00:16:00but there was no answer.
00:16:02Uh, I was wondering,
00:16:04have you heard from her?
00:16:08Like, after she got back
00:16:10from the party?
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:15Like, after she got back
00:16:17from the prom?
00:16:19What are you talking about? Who is this?
00:16:21Winston.
00:16:23I mean, Lisa.
00:16:25I mean, Lisa.
00:16:27It's you, you son of a...
00:16:29I'll call back later.
00:16:31Hey, uh...
00:16:33Lisa.
00:16:35You, uh...
00:16:37You want to party?
00:16:45Ow!
00:16:47Hey! Hey!
00:16:49Excuse me.
00:16:51Hey!
00:16:55Get out of my father's car!
00:16:57Hey!
00:16:59Ugh!
00:17:03Ugh!
00:17:09Wait, hey!
00:17:11Wait!
00:17:14Officers! Officers, I need help!
00:17:16Stop! Stop!
00:17:18You gotta help me!
00:17:20Uh...
00:17:22I don't know what I'd do.
00:17:24I have to go on duty,
00:17:26so I won't be here.
00:17:28Can I trust you, Winston?
00:17:30Uh, nothing.
00:17:32Uh, just, um,
00:17:34have a nice day.
00:17:36Night, I mean.
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:43Bye.
00:18:09Winston.
00:18:11We should get back on the freeway.
00:18:13It'd probably just jam up again.
00:18:15Then we'd be stuck in traffic.
00:18:19I'd feel better on the freeway.
00:18:21Honestly.
00:18:23Everything's okay. Don't worry.
00:18:25We're totally lost.
00:18:27Aren't we?
00:18:31Look, I mean,
00:18:33sooner or later we'll come to the ocean.
00:18:35Then we hang right on Pacific Coast Highway
00:18:37and zip right up to Marina Del Rey.
00:18:39All we have to do is keep heading west.
00:18:41We're probably already practically there.
00:18:57So...
00:18:59what's in the box?
00:19:01A little something I picked up for you.
00:19:03For me.
00:19:05It's a little owl.
00:19:07And, uh,
00:19:09its eyes wiggle.
00:19:11Well, I...
00:19:13I really couldn't.
00:19:15I know what you're thinking.
00:19:17A little owl. Pretty stupid.
00:19:19But actually, it's kind of practical.
00:19:21It's a refrigerator magnet.
00:19:23You know, you can tack up notes to, like, your dad.
00:19:25You know, sorry, Dad, I gotta go out.
00:19:27I won't be home till later. You know, stuff like that.
00:19:29A refrigerator magnet?
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:33Oh, Winston,
00:19:35didn't you take general science?
00:19:37Oops.
00:19:39We're on the wrong side
00:19:41of the...
00:19:55Way over there
00:19:59I want to go
00:20:01I want to go
00:20:03Where the music is alive
00:20:05Way over there
00:20:07Where the music is alive
00:20:09I want to go
00:20:11Where the music is alive
00:20:13Alive, alive, alive, alive
00:20:15Alive, alive
00:20:17You know the deal
00:20:19Hey, honey, come on,
00:20:21get rid of that magnet!
00:20:27I got you, I got you, I got you
00:20:29I got you, I got you, I got you
00:20:32Uh...
00:20:57Uh...
00:20:58What if we shine on the prom?
00:21:00Maybe go to a movie instead.
00:21:02Let me know if you see a taxi cab.
00:21:09You hungry?
00:21:10I'm not kidding, Winston. Look for a cab.
00:21:14You know, we're probably missing out on some really good ethnic food.
00:21:17I'm sure that if we just looked around...
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20It's not that bad.
00:21:22No!
00:21:23Ah!
00:21:25Just ignore him.
00:21:27Roll up the window!
00:21:31Ow!
00:21:35Don't let him know that you're frightened.
00:21:49Winston!
00:21:50Put your hands on the wall!
00:21:54Put your hands on the wall!
00:21:57Put your hands on the wall!
00:22:01Winston!
00:22:02Roll down the window!
00:22:06No!
00:22:27Hey, man.
00:22:28Can you, like, loan us a few bucks for bus fare?
00:22:31Uh, gee, sorry.
00:22:32I bought some information with my last $4.25.
00:22:40What the hell do you call this?
00:22:42Hey, honest, I didn't know that I was in there.
00:22:44This is a rented outfit and...
00:22:45Shut up.
00:22:46$1,400?
00:22:48I think I'm gonna kill you.
00:22:49Tito?
00:22:51Say what?
00:22:52Tito.
00:22:54I mean, I thought...
00:22:59Is this Tito's money?
00:23:01It could be, I guess.
00:23:08Uh, you tell Tito we didn't take none of it, huh?
00:23:11Right.
00:23:12Go ahead.
00:23:13Count it.
00:23:14Count it, count it.
00:23:15That's okay.
00:23:16I trust you.
00:23:17Then everything's cool.
00:23:18Right, man?
00:23:19Cool?
00:23:20Yeah, sure.
00:23:21Hey, all right.
00:23:22Maybe we'll run into you sometime at the rat's nest bar.
00:23:24Yeah, the rat's nest.
00:23:25You and Tito!
00:23:28Shit!
00:23:54Money, money, money, money.
00:23:58Credit card.
00:24:02Look where we are, Winston.
00:24:05I can't believe it.
00:24:07I can't believe it!
00:24:09Somehow that guy got my wallet when he grabbed me.
00:24:13And knowing that, you promised the parking lot attendant $5,
00:24:18which belonged to me, to watch the car?
00:24:21Well, it was almost out of gas.
00:24:23I couldn't just leave it out on the street.
00:24:27But look, look, Tara.
00:24:29I have this great idea.
00:24:31Uh-huh.
00:24:32I know how we can get some money for a taxi.
00:24:35Um, you have credit cards, right?
00:24:39Forget it.
00:24:41It's done all the time, Tara.
00:24:44We just go in here, ask them to fill out a credit card slip,
00:24:48like we were buying something, only instead we get the cash.
00:24:51We can get a taxi or a limo if you want it.
00:24:55Um, I'll pay you back on Monday.
00:24:57I promise.
00:24:58Winston.
00:24:59Yeah?
00:25:00I have some change.
00:25:01I think I'll call my dad.
00:25:03No!
00:25:04Uh, we don't have to bother your dad.
00:25:09Excuse us.
00:25:25Come on.
00:25:53Come here!
00:25:54Come here!
00:26:15Don't say a word, Winston.
00:26:18Let's just get the money, okay?
00:26:21I don't want to stay here till they get murdered.
00:26:27You know...
00:26:31You're probably safer here than at the prom.
00:26:34I doubt it.
00:26:36It's a known fact that 90% of all the people murdered
00:26:39are murdered by somebody they know.
00:26:41You know anybody here?
00:26:43No.
00:26:44See?
00:26:51Hey!
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00:27:46Oh, yeah!
00:27:48♪ We been talking over hair over fair day-gin.
00:27:54We been talking over hair over fair day-gin.
00:27:59We been talking over hair over fair day-gin.
00:28:02We been talking over hair over fair day-gin.
00:28:06Excuse me.
00:28:08♪ I been to somewhere today and you know you ain't going back.
00:28:14Uh, did you take credit cards?
00:28:17Whoa!
00:28:20You take credit cards!
00:28:24I do.
00:28:30Do you take credit cards?
00:28:31What kind?
00:28:34What kind?
00:28:36Oh, uh...
00:28:43Visa.
00:28:48Sure.
00:28:50They're real easy to sell.
00:28:57Well, there goes my credit rating.
00:29:01Excuse me!
00:29:03Sir!
00:29:05He doesn't know how to show your feelings.
00:29:07Bartender!
00:29:09Sorry.
00:29:11Bartender!
00:29:13I think you misunderstood what I said.
00:29:15Um...
00:29:16What I meant was, does this place accept credit cards?
00:29:21Hell no, man!
00:29:23Only stolen ones floating around.
00:29:26Look, kid.
00:29:28Let me get you a drink.
00:29:30What do you have?
00:29:32Uh, ginger ale.
00:29:33And?
00:29:35Tequila?
00:29:36Tequila.
00:29:38Tequila.
00:29:39Yeah!
00:29:52So, uh...
00:29:54Before...
00:29:56you say or do anything,
00:29:59I just want you to know that I happen to be a miner.
00:30:04That's okay.
00:30:06My first wife was a truck driver.
00:30:11She's dead now.
00:30:16It's on me.
00:30:17This photo.
00:30:32Hey, boy.
00:30:35What?
00:30:37I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
00:30:40Yeah, well, uh...
00:30:42you're not me.
00:30:45I'm glad of that.
00:31:05Hello?
00:31:35I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:31:39Yeah, me too.
00:31:41I mean, see you again. I knew I'd see me again.
00:31:43I had stupid...
00:31:44Mm!
00:31:47Hey, man.
00:31:48Can I get a beer?
00:31:50No!
00:31:51No, I'm good.
00:31:52I'm good.
00:31:53I'm good.
00:31:54I'm good.
00:31:55I'm good.
00:31:56I'm good.
00:31:57I'm good.
00:31:58I'm good.
00:31:59I'm good.
00:32:00I'm good.
00:32:01I'm good.
00:32:02I'm good.
00:32:03I'm good.
00:32:05Mm.
00:32:11It's me.
00:32:14Rhonda.
00:32:19You don't remember, do you?
00:32:21Remember what, exactly?
00:32:24Hey.
00:32:26You really don't remember.
00:32:29Well, it's a really good thing
00:32:31that I'm not, like, a super emotional chick.
00:32:35Remember why.
00:32:40Well, drugs will do that to you, I guess.
00:32:43Drugs?
00:32:45I don't do drugs.
00:32:50Hey, listen.
00:32:51I know a lot of people who never did nothing
00:32:54before they came in here.
00:33:02You can't say I didn't warn you.
00:33:09I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
00:33:18What do you expect?
00:33:22Oh.
00:33:23My.
00:33:24God.
00:33:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:41Winston?
00:33:43Over there, over there!
00:33:45Winston?
00:33:48Over there, over there!
00:33:49Up!
00:33:55Be.
00:33:56Right.
00:33:57Back.
00:34:01Stay away from ginger ale and tequila, it's a bitch.
00:34:08Just like you did to Captain Paul Mitchell.
00:34:17No, Mitchell!
00:34:19M! M as in Mickey Mouse!
00:34:22Okay. I'm okay.
00:34:41What are you looking at?
00:34:48No! Don't put me on hold!
00:34:51Hold! Hold!
00:34:55Let me go!
00:34:57You can't get me, you can't get me.
00:35:00Oh, yeah?
00:35:02No!
00:35:05Hey, Carmen, is that you?
00:35:07I'll be out in a sec, okay?
00:35:13Ah!
00:35:22Ay, que viejo chino feo.
00:35:27Bah?
00:35:29Hello?
00:35:31Uh, is this the cloakroom?
00:35:36Hello? Is anyone here?
00:35:39Ah!
00:35:49I know what they call it, Duke.
00:35:53But you don't actually blow.
00:35:57Oh, wow!
00:36:05Bad leader!
00:36:08Excuse me.
00:36:12Are we going to talk or are we going to rock?
00:36:16Oh, man.
00:36:21Whoa!
00:36:24That sounds impossible, Duke.
00:36:27I don't think I could do that.
00:36:30Excuse me.
00:36:32As you can see, I don't really belong here and I need to use this phone.
00:36:36Hold that thought, Duke.
00:36:39Uh, do you have a quarter?
00:36:43Thanks.
00:36:46This is a private call.
00:36:54Do you have another...
00:36:56Don't worry, it's me, Winston Connelly.
00:37:02You like my glasses? I just got them.
00:37:05No, I shot him.
00:37:07This is an emergency operator.
00:37:10You want to dance?
00:37:14What I want, Winston, is I want out of here and I want out now.
00:37:18Why?
00:37:20Don't you know how to dance?
00:37:22Yes, I know how to dance!
00:37:23Well, great! So do I.
00:37:25I've had lessons.
00:37:28Whoo!
00:37:38Get up on the camera and rock!
00:37:42Winston, I...
00:37:44Winston!
00:37:45Wait!
00:37:46Come on!
00:37:47D-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:48D-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:49D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:51D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:53D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:55D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance!
00:37:57Whoa, you okay? Here you go!
00:38:00Go! Hey! Come on!
00:38:03Winston, this is the most embarrassing moment of my life.
00:38:08All right! Let's rock.
00:38:10Five, six, seven, eight.
00:38:12Take your time, old baby boy
00:38:15Winston!
00:38:16Come on!
00:38:17Take your time, old baby boy
00:38:21Take your time, old baby boy
00:38:24Come on, Winston!
00:38:26Take your time, old baby boy
00:38:29You're doing great.
00:38:31Feet so speed, mind so fast
00:38:33Stepping on the brakes but you're pumping on the gas
00:38:35Tell me what you gonna do
00:38:37How you gonna like
00:38:39I don't think you have to do
00:38:41How you gonna like
00:38:43Feet so speed, mind so fast
00:38:45Feet so speed, mind so fast
00:38:47Come on, Winston!
00:38:48Stepping on the brakes but you're pumping on the gas
00:38:50Tell me what you gonna do
00:38:51How you gonna like
00:38:53Feet so speed, mind so fast
00:38:55Stepping on the brakes but you're pumping on the gas
00:38:57Tell me what you gonna do
00:38:59How you gonna like
00:39:01Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:04Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:07Come on, Winston!
00:39:08Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:11Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:14Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:17Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:21Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:24Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:36Take your time, old baby boy
00:39:39Hey! Don't you be putting no stake on me!
00:39:46Ow!
00:39:48Oh, that was pretty weird.
00:39:51Scary.
00:39:53Oh!
00:39:55Oh!
00:39:57Oh!
00:39:59Oh!
00:40:01Oh!
00:40:03Oh!
00:40:05Oh!
00:40:07Hey!
00:40:10Hey!
00:40:11No problem, I'm okay.
00:40:18Wow!
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:22Oh!
00:40:24Hey, it's you!
00:40:27Hiya.
00:40:28Could you excuse us for just a minute?
00:40:30Bye.
00:40:37Now, listen, kid.
00:40:39Was I always there?
00:40:41Look, most of the girls around here belong to Tito.
00:40:46Tito?
00:40:47Yeah, Tito.
00:40:48And he is pretty intense where his ladies are concerned.
00:40:52Tito Schmido.
00:40:57Listen, if I start acting stupid, tell me, okay?
00:41:03Hi.
00:41:04Hi.
00:41:05How y'all doing tonight?
00:41:06Good?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Huh.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10Listen, you know, you got a guy around here named Tito.
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14All right.
00:41:15Tito.
00:41:16All right.
00:41:17But hold it.
00:41:18Hold it.
00:41:19Hold it.
00:41:20Wait.
00:41:21Wait.
00:41:22But hold it.
00:41:23I got to tell you something about Tito.
00:41:24The man is dumb.
00:41:25Where's your sense of humor?
00:41:26Tito wants to see you at dawn.
00:41:27On Bacon Street.
00:41:28You be there.
00:41:29Who is this guy Tito exactly?
00:41:30Tito?
00:41:31Tito?
00:41:32Tito?
00:41:33Tito?
00:41:34Tito?
00:41:35Tito?
00:41:36Tito?
00:41:37Tito?
00:41:38Tito?
00:41:39Tito?
00:41:40Tito?
00:41:41Tito?
00:41:42Tito?
00:41:43Tito?
00:41:44Tito?
00:41:45Tito?
00:41:46Tito?
00:41:47Tito?
00:41:48Tito?
00:41:49Tito?
00:41:50Tito?
00:41:51Tito?
00:41:52Tito?
00:41:53Tito?
00:41:55He's
00:41:56a big guy.
00:41:57Fingers and everything.
00:41:58Well, mostly he's a pimp.
00:41:59He
00:42:00runs a whole bunch of girls.
00:42:01Pretty tough?
00:42:02Are you kidding?
00:42:03Listen, it
00:42:04really took a lot of nerve for you to come back here.
00:42:13Considering.
00:42:14Well, he's got to know I was just kidding.
00:42:20Yeah, but don't forget he was already pissed
00:42:24I mean, you never told him your girl's dad was a cop.
00:42:30What does that have to do with anything?
00:42:31You should have told him that before you sold her to him.
00:42:37What?
00:42:39Sold her to him?
00:42:43He gave you $1,500.
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50I got to confess.
00:42:52I was pretty shocked myself.
00:42:54Oh, God.
00:42:57I mean, her old man being a cop and her being a hooker.
00:43:03Pero que sabe?
00:43:05That's life, I guess.
00:43:06I didn't sell her to anybody.
00:43:10Yes, you did.
00:43:11It was just before they threw your ass out.
00:43:14You were telling me you needed some money.
00:43:16Remember?
00:43:17Yeah, really.
00:43:18I was pretty shook.
00:43:22What the hell?
00:43:24Maybe you guys could help us out.
00:43:28I mean, this guy has a problem.
00:43:30You bet.
00:43:31I got this girl.
00:43:42And I need some money, like, fast.
00:43:46She wants to work.
00:43:50She works at the mall, I know.
00:43:53Check her out.
00:43:56Oh, chula.
00:44:08What exactly do you want?
00:44:11A little action, maybe.
00:44:14And just what do you mean by action, she asked.
00:44:19You are smart.
00:44:21Always make the John.
00:44:23Spell it out.
00:44:28John who?
00:44:35Let's say a grand.
00:44:37All right, $1,300.
00:44:40$1,300 what?
00:44:43$1,500, that's it.
00:44:45Tito goes no higher.
00:44:54You tell Tito $2,000.
00:44:58$1,800.
00:45:00$1,900.
00:45:01$1,800.
00:45:02$1,700.
00:45:10$1,600.
00:45:15$1,500.
00:45:20It's a deal.
00:45:21All right, got a deal.
00:45:24All right.
00:45:26$1,500 what?
00:45:28Whoa, Buxarama.
00:45:31Who is this guy, Monty Hall?
00:45:33Pal, you sold her too cheap.
00:45:36Oh, just shoot her, will you, cutie doll?
00:45:39I would have given you twice as much.
00:45:41And personally, I think you could
00:45:43have gotten three grand, too.
00:45:45Oh, God.
00:45:48Something wrong?
00:45:50Oh, nothing.
00:45:52It's, uh, it's just that, uh, I was supposed
00:45:58to have her home by midnight.
00:46:00And instead, I sold her to a pimp.
00:46:07Well, look at it this way.
00:46:10You made $1,500.
00:46:13In the first place, I only got $1,400.
00:46:17And in the second place, she's not
00:46:19a hooker in the first place.
00:46:22She's not?
00:46:23No.
00:46:25She, she's a cheerleader.
00:46:29And the junior class treasurer, and a member
00:46:32of the Young Republicans.
00:46:35Then why did you sell her to Tito?
00:46:38I got a feeling this is not the last time
00:46:40I'm going to hear that question.
00:46:45Well, uh, I gotta go.
00:46:52Ladies must live, you know?
00:46:54Wait.
00:46:55What am I going to do?
00:46:58Find her, I guess.
00:46:59Just go out on the street and ask around.
00:47:01I can't do that.
00:47:03I want to know how.
00:47:06That's right.
00:47:08You're from the suburbs, where people do things for you.
00:47:12See, around this part of town, you have to do it for yourself.
00:47:19You are much more together than you think you are, Winston.
00:47:27I know.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:40Tara!
00:47:44Tara!
00:47:48Sure, just go out and find her.
00:47:51We're only talking about 400 square miles of city.
00:48:04What's the dress, bud?
00:48:10OK, take it easy.
00:48:11This happens to be 100% silk.
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:15Hey!
00:48:16I thought you were going to pray for me!
00:48:19Hey!
00:48:20Hey!
00:48:21Hey!
00:48:22Hey!
00:48:23Hey!
00:48:24Hey!
00:48:25Hey!
00:48:26Hey!
00:48:27Hey!
00:48:28Hey!
00:48:29Hey!
00:48:30Hey!
00:48:31Hey!
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:39Tara!
00:48:44Ask around.
00:48:45Who's around to ask at 4.30 in the morning?
00:48:48Hey, Tara, it's 2.45 in the morning!
00:48:51Hey, who is it?
00:48:52Ah!
00:48:53Information, please!
00:48:55It's Tara Mitchell!
00:48:57Tara who?
00:48:58Ah!
00:48:59What?
00:49:00My prom!
00:49:01Oh, my boy!
00:49:05Crap!
00:49:06Ah!
00:49:07Ah!
00:49:08Ah!
00:49:09Ah!
00:49:10Ah!
00:49:13No, no.
00:49:15No, oh, oh, oh, no.
00:49:18No, I don't want you.
00:49:20All night!
00:49:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:26No, no, no, no.
00:49:31!
00:49:32Ooh!
00:49:40!
00:50:01Say, hey, bro. What it is?
00:50:06Uh, I was wondering if you could help me out.
00:50:11One dude to another.
00:50:14Get your hunky ass out of here.
00:50:18You bet, Jim. You bet.
00:50:21But, uh, first I gotta find my lady.
00:50:24My mean squeeze. You know what I'm saying?
00:50:27And, uh, I was wondering if you might have seen her around.
00:50:31Okay.
00:50:34The cops are, like, totally after me.
00:50:37Just be cool.
00:50:39Cool.
00:50:41Just be cool.
00:50:43Just act like nothing's going on.
00:50:46Aah!
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:50I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:50:53Get your hands off your head! Now!
00:50:56I confess! I did it.
00:50:58I took drugs and sold them to a pimp.
00:51:01Drop them, man,
00:51:03or I'll splatter Mr. White Bread all over the street.
00:51:10Excuse me, officers?
00:51:13Is there some reason we're hesitating on this?
00:51:20In the car!
00:51:24In the car!
00:51:26Now!
00:51:30Just take it easy, son. Take it easy.
00:51:32Don't give me that son crap!
00:51:40What's up, Willis?
00:51:42Couple of jobless cops, man.
00:51:44Goddamn! Where do you come from?
00:51:46The valley.
00:51:48Get him!
00:51:50Since I, uh, didn't have anything to do with it...
00:51:53I don't know why we're even...
00:52:05I'm not going to jail for knocking over no two-bit toy store, man.
00:52:11You guys can let me off anywhere along here.
00:52:17Damn!
00:52:20Lose him in the factories, man!
00:52:28Excuse me!
00:52:35Son of a...
00:52:38Ah!
00:52:48Uh, hey!
00:52:50My dad's car!
00:52:55Hey, where's the short, homeboy?
00:52:58Oh, God!
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:38Ah!
00:53:50Now, what was it exactly you said you wanted, bro?
00:54:01Went into a little problem, my man.
00:54:03Yeah, went into some white bread down here
00:54:05Right in the middle of our action, bro.
00:54:07Yeah. What I need you to do is, you know, check out...
00:54:10Check him out, you know?
00:54:12Right. Right.
00:54:14So, uh, you guys rob toy stores?
00:54:17We don't rob toy stores.
00:54:19Ordinarily.
00:54:21You said this chick is wearing a pink party dress?
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:26About 5'5", with brown hair?
00:54:28Yeah, that's her. That's her.
00:54:30Gal babies.
00:54:33What's a gal babies?
00:54:35That's a whole house, over on Boyle and 8th.
00:54:58Well, do that hip thing.
00:55:03Excuse me!
00:55:05Excuse me, um...
00:55:07Is it possible to go any faster?
00:55:09Hey, we getting there.
00:55:11Get another speeding violation this year.
00:55:14Say, my man...
00:55:18How did you happen to lose your old lady anyway?
00:55:21Well, it's sort of hard to explain.
00:55:24Mm-hmm.
00:55:26Uh, somehow I got mixed up with this guy named Tito.
00:55:33Later on for you!
00:55:50It's tough to beat this.
00:55:52A new P. Dallas Ram Van conversion price at $11,988,
00:55:56plus a $500 factory rebate.
00:55:58I'm blowing out the inventory for the best deals in town,
00:56:01and that's you.
00:56:07This is certainly no place for a woman.
00:56:09I quite agree with you there.
00:56:17Hi.
00:56:19Um...
00:56:21I'm looking for a girl in a prom dress who...
00:56:25Beat it, kid.
00:56:32All right, great.
00:56:37Here, come on.
00:56:39Quick.
00:57:02Oh...
00:57:07God, Tara.
00:57:09I'm so sorry.
00:57:12What?
00:57:14Oh, my God.
00:57:16Oh, hey, you can't just be walking in here.
00:57:19You've got to see Gal Baby first.
00:57:22The lady downstairs?
00:57:24I saw her.
00:57:26Great.
00:57:28God, you're young.
00:57:32Ha!
00:57:37This is a great dress.
00:57:40Where did you get it exactly?
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:44Me and my mom went shopping for it.
00:57:47It's my first formal dress,
00:57:50and it's my first real date.
00:57:54What? You mean, like, for real?
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:59It belonged to this girl
00:58:01that was working for this guy.
00:58:03Tito?
00:58:05You know Tito?
00:58:07What happened to the girl?
00:58:09Tito found out her old man
00:58:11was, like, the chief of police or something,
00:58:13so he sold her.
00:58:15Sold her?
00:58:17Again? He sold her?
00:58:19To who?
00:58:21I don't know.
00:58:23Look, I gave one of Tito's guys ten bucks for this dress
00:58:25because I had this great kind of first date idea,
00:58:27and I don't want any trouble.
00:58:29If Tito wants the dress back...
00:58:31How much did Tito get for her?
00:58:33Three grand.
00:58:37I know who's got her!
00:58:39Just take the damn dress.
00:58:41It's that guy who was shooting Paul!
00:58:43What the hell?
00:58:47Hey! Hey!
00:58:49That's why I said you see me first!
00:58:51Hey, you got that?
00:58:53Oh, no.
00:58:55Sir, wait!
00:58:57Sir!
00:58:59Please, sir, I need a ride.
00:59:01No, no, no, forget it, amigo.
00:59:03I got places to go.
00:59:05Please, it's a life-or-death situation.
00:59:07What does this look like to you, pendejos?
00:59:09I've got a taxi.
00:59:11I have money. I'll pay.
00:59:13You don't have that much money.
00:59:17So what are we going to do?
00:59:19Just drive around or what?
00:59:21I'm looking for someone.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:25So where does he hang out?
00:59:27I don't know.
00:59:29Then how are we going to find him?
00:59:31We're going to ask around.
00:59:43People talk about me
00:59:47I know they talk about me both night and day
00:59:51But I say, Lord, please forgive them
00:59:53And I go
00:59:57The other way
00:59:59And I smell
01:00:01Trouble
01:00:05Lord, I smell trouble
01:00:07In me
01:00:15Oh,
01:00:17Worries
01:00:19And trouble
01:00:21Lord,
01:00:23They just won't
01:00:25Let me be
01:00:33And from now on
01:00:37I will not run and hide
01:00:41I'm going to face
01:00:43Trouble with a smile
01:00:45And Lord,
01:00:47They pass me by
01:00:49And I smell
01:00:51Trouble
01:00:55Lord, I smell trouble
01:00:57Way up yonder
01:00:59Up ahead of me
01:01:05Lord
01:01:07Worries
01:01:09And trouble
01:01:11Lord
01:01:13They just won't
01:01:15Let me be
01:01:35Listen, uh,
01:01:37There may be some trouble here.
01:01:39Say?
01:01:41Will you wait here for me?
01:01:43Thanks a lot.
01:01:45Don't worry about it, amigo.
01:01:47Oh, Lord
01:02:11You know a guy they call Q-Ball?
01:02:13They say he lives up there.
01:02:15Is that true?
01:02:19Who wants to know?
01:02:23Tito.
01:02:25Oh, it's, uh,
01:02:27First floor, third on the right.
01:02:29First floor, third on the right.
01:02:31Thanks.
01:02:33Hey!
01:02:35How much are these?
01:02:37$19.95.
01:02:43Hey!
01:02:59Hey!
01:03:13Oh, shit, that's my door, you know.
01:03:15I want to know where the girl is, Q-Ball.
01:03:17What girl, pal?
01:03:19The girl.
01:03:21I want to know where she is right now.
01:03:23You're a little too late, tough guy.
01:03:25I sold her to this guy I know
01:03:27Who exports.
01:03:29Exports?
01:03:31You think it's funny?
01:03:33I think you're funny, pal.
01:03:35Then laugh this off, curly.
01:03:37Hold it. Hold it, man. Hold it.
01:03:39Is that piece real?
01:03:41What do you think?
01:03:43I don't think so.
01:03:49Ah, what the hell?
01:03:51No skin off my nose.
01:03:53This guy named Fat Jack is picking her up
01:03:55At a hotel on Burlington and Wall.
01:03:57Room 415.
01:04:05Yo!
01:04:07Hey, dipshit, I hope you get there in time.
01:04:09Fat Jack, he likes to test out
01:04:11The merchandise before he ships.
01:04:13Ha-ha-ha!
01:04:39Damn!
01:05:09Come on.
01:05:29Come on.
01:05:31Whoa, whoa!
01:05:33Ow!
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:37Ah!
01:05:41Hey, you can't be doing that.
01:05:45Hey, this thing don't work.
01:05:47It'll work good for the man who owns it.
01:05:49Yeah?
01:05:53Come back.
01:05:55Come back.
01:05:57Come back.
01:05:59Come back.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:05Get an elevator in this dump.
01:06:07If it had one, I ain't never seen it.
01:06:17Watch your step, parky.
01:06:19These floors are what you call
01:06:21Antiques.
01:06:29Tara?
01:06:31Tara!
01:06:33Well, it's about time.
01:06:35Oh, thank God!
01:06:39Oh, no.
01:06:41Oh, it's all right, Winston.
01:06:43As you can see,
01:06:45Modesty counts for nothing around here.
01:06:47Uh...
01:06:49Did they...
01:06:51Um...
01:06:53Uh...
01:06:55Did anything happen to you?
01:06:57Well, let's see.
01:06:59Um...
01:07:01I was kidnapped,
01:07:03they stole my dress,
01:07:05and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car.
01:07:07Did you mean besides that?
01:07:09Uh...
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:13No, that about covers it.
01:07:15Listen,
01:07:17we got to get out of here.
01:07:19Um...
01:07:23We've got to get you loose.
01:07:25We've got to get you loose!
01:07:27There's a guy named Tito after me
01:07:29and a guy named Fat Jack after you.
01:07:31Do you have the keys?
01:07:33No.
01:07:43Oh, jeez.
01:07:45Okay, I'm gonna try to take the bed apart.
01:07:55Ah!
01:07:59Is there anything you can wear?
01:08:01No.
01:08:03They gave me a tube top and a miniskirt.
01:08:05It's better than nothing!
01:08:07Winston, tube tops are out
01:08:09and the miniskirt is vinyl.
01:08:11You okay?
01:08:23What was that?
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:33Damn, you tripped my vest!
01:08:35Gotta think, gotta think.
01:08:37What?
01:08:39I'll go in there and think.
01:08:47You must be Fat Jack.
01:08:51How'd you know?
01:08:52Lucky guess.
01:08:54We're gonna take a little trip, baby.
01:08:56We're gonna meet some guys in Morocco.
01:09:00First, how'd you like to make it with me?
01:09:04Make it with you?
01:09:06Yeah.
01:09:08Say, I wouldn't make it with you
01:09:16if you went out, lost two tons,
01:09:17and came back with a bag over your head.
01:09:20Well, don't knock it till you've tried it.
01:09:26You're kidding, right?
01:09:30I mean, I've had half the varsity football team
01:09:34come on to me, and I didn't make it with any of them.
01:09:37So it, uh, it wouldn't be fair if I made it with you, right?
01:09:41Right?
01:09:43Winston!
01:09:45All right, asshole!
01:09:48Don't clown around, OK?
01:09:51Who's in a jam?
01:09:52Somebody who's gonna beat your brains out.
01:09:55That's right!
01:09:57Right!
01:09:57Oh, yeah?
01:09:58Yeah!
01:09:59Yeah!
01:10:00Yeah!
01:10:01Yeah!
01:10:03How'd you like that, Pluto?
01:10:05You shut up!
01:10:07You're stuck!
01:10:14Don't let him go, Winston!
01:10:19Somebody owes me a $300 price for my gorilla!
01:10:23And I get to pick it up!
01:10:25You guys sit on your table!
01:10:28Son of a bitch!
01:10:29Come on!
01:10:37I'll kill you!
01:10:39OK, I give.
01:10:41Toss me the vinyl miniskirt.
01:10:44This is for shit, man.
01:10:47Oh, boy.
01:10:50One last bolt.
01:10:52Here.
01:10:57Uh, Winston?
01:11:00Yeah?
01:11:01Yeah?
01:11:02Yeah?
01:11:03Yeah?
01:11:04Uh, Winston?
01:11:06I just wanted to say thanks.
01:11:10You know, for showing up when you did.
01:11:15Bust your ass all night trying to make a living,
01:11:18and then somebody drops a fat guy on you.
01:11:23Uh, Tara?
01:11:25Um, there's, uh, something I have to explain to you.
01:11:31What is it?
01:11:34Hey!
01:11:35You found her!
01:11:36I told you you could do it!
01:11:39Hi.
01:11:40Hi.
01:11:43Explain what?
01:11:45Um, about the kidnapping.
01:11:47You know, I don't want to say nothing,
01:11:50but a tube top really doesn't look all that good with a bra.
01:11:54Believe me, I know what looks good with what.
01:11:56I practically live at the Galleria.
01:11:58Yeah, well, listen, all I'm trying to say is this.
01:12:01If you're going to walk the streets,
01:12:03she's no hooker, Rhonda.
01:12:05I told you, I sold her by mistake.
01:12:20You sold me, Winston?
01:12:23Hey, you should be flattered.
01:12:25Tito gave him $1,500.
01:12:28I mean, pimps don't usually go that much.
01:12:33You sold me to a pimp named Tito for $1,500?
01:12:43I only got $1,400.
01:12:47You're going to tell your dad.
01:12:49Yes!
01:12:56Your ass is Grass Buster, and Daddy is the lawnmower!
01:13:00Sold!
01:13:01I can't believe it.
01:13:02Sold!
01:13:03Sold!
01:13:04Tara!
01:13:05Into prostitution, no less!
01:13:07Come on!
01:13:09At least let me help you.
01:13:10Let go of that!
01:13:11I can carry my own bed, thank you very, very much.
01:13:15Come on, Tara!
01:13:17I'm sorry!
01:13:18Turn blue!
01:13:19Hey, give me a break here!
01:13:20Oh, gee, am I overreacting?
01:13:22Well, I guess being sold into prostitution
01:13:24has made me a little edgy.
01:13:25Or maybe it's the thought of almost losing my job.
01:13:29Or maybe it's the thought of almost losing
01:13:31my virtue to the Goodyear blimp.
01:13:33And then again, it could be simply the sleazy feeling
01:13:35of vinyl against my skin.
01:13:37Yes, you are.
01:13:38You are an egotistical, self-centered little brat.
01:13:42That's horrific.
01:13:43Excuse me, sir.
01:13:44Now it's insults.
01:13:45Pardon me, sir.
01:13:46Do you win over a lot of girls this way, Winston?
01:13:48I'm sorry, sir.
01:13:49We'll be out of your way in just one moment.
01:13:51All life means to you is good looks,
01:13:57popularity, and credit cards.
01:13:58Well, yeah, what can I say to that?
01:14:01I am a product of my environment, Winston.
01:14:03And I am getting back to my environment
01:14:05just as fast as I can!
01:14:06Yeah?
01:14:07Yes!
01:14:08Young love, what a kick.
01:14:11Oh, my God.
01:14:13People coming in here and messing up things.
01:14:15I don't understand.
01:14:16You know what your problem is?
01:14:18You!
01:14:19Hey!
01:14:20You're always thinking about yourself.
01:14:22Oh, not true.
01:14:24And why did y'all do that bed?
01:14:27Now I'm thinking about you, Winston.
01:14:29I don't know what's going to happen to you and my father.
01:14:32Hey, kid!
01:14:33What do you want me to do, open an artery?
01:14:35You better get out of here!
01:14:37No, I don't want you to open an artery.
01:14:39You wouldn't do it anyway.
01:14:41You are exactly where you should have been.
01:14:43You know, stealing a betty would jail.
01:14:45Hey, do you mind?
01:14:46We're having a private conversation here.
01:14:48I know myself and what I consider to be
01:14:50a fair degree of danger looking for you.
01:14:52Danger?
01:14:53Yeah!
01:14:54Oh, danger!
01:14:56I thought the vice president of the astronomy club
01:14:58would call it danger!
01:14:59What did you do?
01:15:00Jaywalk or something?
01:15:01Oh, yeah!
01:15:02Women!
01:15:03What do you mean, women?
01:15:04I'm talking about that bed!
01:15:05I'm going to put you in jail for my bed!
01:15:07Oh, yeah?
01:15:08Well, I slapped him back, Jack, didn't I?
01:15:11With more than a little help from gravity.
01:15:23Tell you what, kids.
01:15:25Bye!
01:15:27I see you got the bitch back.
01:15:31I beg your pardon?
01:15:34You made a big mistake.
01:15:37I beg your pardon?
01:15:42You should have told me her old man was a pig.
01:15:45Pig?
01:15:46Tara!
01:15:47For your information, that stands for
01:15:49pride, integrity, and guts, Buster!
01:15:52Were you for just once in your life
01:15:55Shut up!
01:15:56Shut up!
01:15:57Fine!
01:15:58Fine!
01:15:59Fine!
01:16:00Look, uh, Tito.
01:16:01Hey, boss.
01:16:02This guy thinks I'm you.
01:16:09I don't like that.
01:16:11Makes you look like a hooker.
01:16:13It's okay.
01:16:14I know this guy.
01:16:16I'm not surprised.
01:16:18Kid!
01:16:19Hi!
01:16:20Hi.
01:16:22I, uh, I guess I sort of made a fool out of myself.
01:16:26Last night, I mean.
01:16:27Yeah, sort of.
01:16:28Hey, everybody had a good laugh.
01:16:31Of course, I got insulted.
01:16:33But hey, not every day is a Sunday.
01:16:36Look, Tito.
01:16:37I couldn't leave without her.
01:16:39But now that I got her back, we'll just split.
01:16:41It's too late.
01:16:43I mean, God, it's not like if I didn't give you a chance,
01:16:47right?
01:16:49It's too late, kid.
01:16:52Shh!
01:16:56Listen.
01:16:57You hear that, asshole?
01:17:00That's your heartbeat.
01:17:08Hey, Tito!
01:17:10What's happening, man?
01:17:12Hey, where you been, dude, man?
01:17:14I've been driving around for the past three hours
01:17:16trying to find you, man.
01:17:18Yeah, I know you.
01:17:21Hey, yo, Tito, check it out, man.
01:17:23I knew you were looking for one just like it.
01:17:25Hey!
01:17:26Yeah?
01:17:27Shut up!
01:17:29All right.
01:17:31Shit.
01:17:32Tito's my man.
01:17:35Winston, that's your father's car.
01:17:38Really?
01:17:39Well, uh, yeah.
01:17:41But, uh, you can have it.
01:17:44Oh, gee.
01:17:45Thanks.
01:17:46Oh!
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:50Oh!
01:17:51Oh!
01:17:52Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
01:17:56Oh!
01:17:59Oh!
01:18:00God!
01:18:01Hey!
01:18:02Whoa!
01:18:03Gun play!
01:18:04Get back!
01:18:05Get back!
01:18:07Tara, get in the car!
01:18:09Winston, where did you get that gun?
01:18:11Get in the car!
01:18:12Oh, I can't get the man in the car!
01:18:15Here, Tara.
01:18:16Cover him.
01:18:17Oh.
01:18:18I thought you said he wasn't packing.
01:18:19He wasn't.
01:18:20Then what is that?
01:18:21Move the bag.
01:18:22I don't think it's real.
01:18:23God, all I wanted to do was go to the prom.
01:18:25Maybe you're right.
01:18:26Go get it.
01:18:27Point the gun!
01:18:28Maybe it is real.
01:18:29Whoa!
01:18:32I told you it wasn't real!
01:18:34Winston, did you know this gun's not real?
01:18:37Yes.
01:18:40You stuck those guys up with a fake gun?
01:18:43We'll talk about it later, okay?
01:18:45Tito, that kid's ripping off your car, man!
01:18:49Wait, Tito!
01:18:52You know, Winston, back there, it was...
01:18:57It was almost like you risked your life for me.
01:19:02Boss.
01:19:03Hmm?
01:19:04Hold on.
01:19:16Watch where you're driving, all right?
01:19:27When I get a hold of this kid, I'm gonna bury him in concrete.
01:19:31Watch out!
01:19:33Shooter.
01:19:35You know, I guess you could call this a real growth experience.
01:19:40I definitely feel I've grown.
01:19:44We got him now.
01:19:46All these streets dead-end here.
01:19:53Uh, Winston?
01:19:57Oh, God!
01:19:59Rita!
01:20:01Listen, let him get away.
01:20:02That's your tail.
01:20:03Okay.
01:20:04Aah!
01:20:06Aah!
01:20:11Aah!
01:20:16Ooh!
01:20:20Aah!
01:20:24Aah!
01:20:26I hate chickens.
01:20:28Uh, just...
01:20:31Oh, yeah.
01:20:38laughs
01:20:41laughs
01:20:44laughs
01:20:47laughs
01:20:51laughs
01:20:54laughs
01:20:59Hello, news department, West Valley Division.
01:21:01Yes, could you please connect me with homicide?
01:21:04Tara, it's not like everything didn't work out okay.
01:21:08Hello, this is Tara Mitchell.
01:21:10May I please speak to my father, Captain Paul Mitchell?
01:21:12I'm dead.
01:21:13Listen, Tara, the deal was that you go to the prom.
01:21:16Yes, I know he's very upset.
01:21:17He's upset?
01:21:18You wouldn't happen to have a bulletproof vest around, would you?
01:21:20Daddy, hi.
01:21:22Yes, Daddy, I know that you're angry and you have every right to be.
01:21:26God, my life is flashing before my eyes.
01:21:29I shouldn't have spent the night at Lisa's.
01:21:32What?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34But, Daddy, it is partly your fault, too.
01:21:37Now, did you check the answering machine?
01:21:39No, you never do.
01:21:42Well, yes, I know, but occasionally there is a message for you, Daddy.
01:21:46Uh, yeah, I'm at Lisa's.
01:21:48Okay, bye.
01:21:50Tara.
01:21:52Why did you do that?
01:21:53Shh.
01:21:54Dial.
01:21:55The whole point of this bet was so that the loser had to be seen with a geek.
01:21:59Now, going into some part of town where they don't even know what kind of a geek he is.
01:22:03No offense, Winston.
01:22:05None taken.
01:22:06But it defeats the whole purpose.
01:22:08Nice hairdo.
01:22:09You get FM on that?
01:22:10Shut up, you jerk.
01:22:11Shut up.
01:22:12Gosh.
01:22:13Bye.
01:22:14Oh, hi, Daddy.
01:22:17I just got back from the prom.
01:22:19But I had Winston take me to Lisa's house.
01:22:21I'm going to spend the night here.
01:22:23I'll talk to you tomorrow.
01:22:25Bye, Daddy.
01:22:27Ta-da.
01:22:28You know, it's awesome when you think about it, being able to manipulate history like that.
01:22:32You mean you're not going to tell your father about getting sold to the pimp?
01:22:35You got sold to a pimp?
01:22:37What about Fat Jack?
01:22:38Fat Jack?
01:22:39Total blimp.
01:22:40And he was the pimp?
01:22:41No, he was the blimp.
01:22:42Tito was the pimp.
01:22:43Fat Jack was more of a white slavery guy, right?
01:22:45Yeah, yeah.
01:22:46Oh, and that's why you're handcuffed to half of a bed headboard.
01:22:49Yeah.
01:22:50Exactly.
01:22:51There used to be a whole bed headboard until we went into the sewer.
01:22:54You took Tara into a sewer?
01:22:56Yeah, only for a couple of seconds.
01:22:57Still, it was pretty gross.
01:22:58Oh, okay.
01:23:00This sounds like maybe it would be as bad as being seen at the prom with Winston.
01:23:04Tara, not that I'm not grateful or anything, but why did you do it?
01:23:09You risked your life for me, Winston.
01:23:12Nobody's ever risked their life for me before.
01:23:19Oh, yuck.
01:23:20Winston!
01:23:21What?
01:23:22My dad is on his way over here to pick me up.
01:23:24Yeah, so?
01:23:26Winston!
01:23:27He's a police officer.
01:23:28He's trained to notice things like this.
01:23:31Oh, right.
01:23:33Do you have a saw?
01:23:38I mean, I like totally don't believe it.
01:23:40Now you're like changing your clothes in front of this guy.
01:23:43I'm sorry, but I don't understand it.
01:23:45Well, that's because you're a self-centered, egotistical little brat.
01:23:48What?
01:23:49Really.
01:23:50I mean, all life is to you is good looks, popularity, and credit cards.
01:23:55So?
01:24:09How much longer, Winston?
01:24:13About five minutes.
01:24:17Daddy?
01:24:25Daddy, hi.
01:24:28After I talked to you, I checked the machine at home, and sure enough, there was a message for me.
01:24:35Well, I hope you didn't worry too much, Dad.
01:24:39Ow.
01:24:41What's wrong with your arm, honey?
01:24:43I've done nothing.
01:24:45At all.
01:24:46Now.
01:24:48Here.
01:24:51Ugh.
01:24:52Vinyl.
01:24:57Guess I shouldn't ask how it went last night.
01:25:04Don't worry, honey.
01:25:05I'll get rid of it.
01:25:07Hi, Tara.
01:25:11Mr. Mitchell?
01:25:12Hey, hot rod.
01:25:13What the hell was that phone call this morning all about?
01:25:16Well, I was trying to find Tara.
01:25:19I mean, get Tara on the phone to tell her something.
01:25:23Tell her what?
01:25:25Tell her what?
01:25:27Tell her what?
01:25:29Tell her what?
01:25:31Well, uh...
01:25:36I wanted to tell her that even though she's a pain in the ass...
01:25:39What?
01:25:40Hey, Mr. Mitchell, come on.
01:25:41Don't tell me this is news to you.
01:25:44Well...
01:25:48No.
01:25:49No, it's not.
01:25:50But even though she is, you know, a pain, and apparently doesn't seem to care who knows it,
01:25:56I still wouldn't want her to change... much.
01:26:01I guess what I'm trying to say is...
01:26:04I can handle it.
01:26:06Oh, yeah?
01:26:08Yeah.
01:26:12Take her straight home, Winston, and I'm not kidding.
01:26:15But enough excitement for one night.
01:26:18Me, too.
01:26:48Sorry.
01:27:19Said you're moving so fast, how you gonna pass?
01:27:22Look at that super duper running out of gas, and tell me what you gonna do?
01:27:26How you gonna act?
01:27:29Said you're moving so fast, how you gonna pass?
01:27:32Look at that super duper running out of gas, and tell me what you gonna do?
01:27:35How you gonna act?
01:27:37Ow!
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