Armageddon (1998)

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Armageddon is a 1998 American science fiction disaster film produced and directed by Michael Bay, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, and released by Touchstone Pictures. The film follows a group of blue-collar deep-core drillers sent by NASA to stop a gigantic asteroid on a collision course with Earth. It stars an ensemble cast consisting of Bruce Willis with Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Keith David and Peter Stormare.

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00:00:52 This is the earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet

00:00:59 A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that

00:01:20 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons a

00:01:24 Trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere

00:01:31 Creating a suffocating blanket of dust the Sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years

00:01:48 It happened before it will happen again

00:01:53 It's just a question of when

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00:02:26 Houston Pete's looking real strong. Okay Pete. We've got that coupling on the board here now

00:02:39 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment

00:02:42 Sounds good

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00:02:48 His heart rates racing. Hey Pete, it's Truman. Hey, how you doing up there? Hoss? Pretty good. Now. Listen, Pete

00:02:55 We got an eye on your meds here. I'll give you a Buffalo nickel if you'll calm down just a little bit

00:03:00 Whatever you say, okay, we got plenty of time buddy, so don't you worry

00:03:06 Looking good here

00:03:14 Go ahead Atlantis Roger that Houston suggest we start reeling Pete in

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00:03:51 Multiple bogeys multiple bogeys sector five diner

00:04:06 I have three now five identify track my screens full multiple tracks headed towards the Atlantic seaboard

00:04:12 This could be a surprise missile attack

00:04:14 Mr. President the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. Okay. I want three groups one

00:04:20 Internal malfunction. We're gonna start working back. Maybe it's a glitch - I want Norad

00:04:26 Space Command with a 50th tactical comparing all the space junkie track in every orbit

00:04:30 I want you to check recheck and then do it all over again number three

00:04:33 Wildcards anything and everything. All right now big Ross. I want you to get on the telephone wake up 11th at night

00:04:39 I want you to get on the telephone wake up 11th at night

00:04:41 Anything and everything. All right now big Ross. I want you to get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people. Well get them going

00:04:46 Your stuffers pot pies been on the table almost 10 hours I want a divorce daddy. I'm on to something bigger

00:05:02 I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burning up there. Go get my phone book

00:05:06 Will you get my phone book get those names those guys from NASA?

00:05:09 Excuse me. Am I wearing a sign that says Carl Slade?

00:05:13 Go get my goddamn phone book

00:05:17 Space command is reporting negative that is zero global launches

00:05:28 It might just be pieces of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in

00:05:31 Yeah, it might be Santa Claus until we get definitive reliable alternative confirmation general. We go to Def Con 3

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00:05:47 I'm gonna say I'm big time - hey, man

00:05:53 Little red me and you man. We want to the top baby big time

00:05:57 Don't hang on me riding a bike the rest of my life. Yeah, I'm getting a motorcycle baby. We don't have a style

00:06:04 Where's where you're going?

00:06:14 Thank you, Nanny. I'll stop

00:06:16 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 347 a.m.. Eastern Standard Time

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00:06:35 Yo, boo, take a little Richard. What the hell your problem? I don't really like Godzilla man. What's the little red like you're gonna do about it?

00:06:50 I'm rich you check them. I'm gonna Christian. I'd be throwing your back pineapple eating ass through the window

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00:06:56 Know why this is New York City anything could have happened

00:07:12 Let's see could have been a terrorist bomb to the dead body somebody shots there, and it's Friday payday - somebody probably

00:07:23 But we ain't going nowhere cuz this is a Catholic damn

00:07:26 Somebody dial 9-1-1 my screens full they're all over the place bogeys are breaching the atmosphere from Finland down the North American Seaboard

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00:09:14 Let's stay focused we need to map the trajectory now that could take a week just find it

00:09:18 Okay, I went off the worst is over if it's on its way. You've got general Kimsey on the line

00:09:22 You've got hits from Finland to South Carolina

00:09:24 We know they're not missiles now. What the hell is it. It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle

00:09:30 I've got the president on Air Force One demanding answers is it over?

00:09:37 General we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now when we know you'll know

00:09:43 Okay

00:09:45 Okay Carla listen, I want you to take your time yes, sir. You're definitely the first okay first coordinate one two three nine

00:09:55 twelve thirty nine right

00:09:57 FBI locked his location saw an explosion

00:10:00 Okay

00:10:03 Now listen Carl, this is top secret sir. I'm retired Navy

00:10:07 I know all about classified, but one more thing the person that finds her gets the namer right yes, that's right

00:10:13 That's right. I want to name her daddy after my wife

00:10:15 She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape

00:10:19 Let's that's sweet Carl

00:10:22 Norma's this is the anomaly at 1643

00:10:41 Here is the anomaly at

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00:10:46 Here is the anomaly at 1700 enough with this anomaly horseshit

00:10:51 What is this thing?

00:10:53 It's an asteroid sir. How big are we talking?

00:10:56 Sir our best estimate is ninety seven point six. It's the size of Texas mr.. President. Yes, sir

00:11:03 Dan we didn't see this thing coming well our object collision budgets a million dollars that allows us to track about

00:11:09 3% of the sky and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky and the ones this morning

00:11:13 Those are nothing they're the size of basketballs and Volkswagens things like that is this

00:11:18 Going to hit us. We're efforting that as we speak sir. What kind of damage damage?

00:11:25 Total sir

00:11:29 It's what we call a global killer

00:11:31 the end of mankind

00:11:34 Doesn't matter where it hits nothing would survive not even bacteria

00:11:38 What do we do

00:11:43 We have 18 days before it hits earth

00:11:54 (music)

00:11:56, I'm ready, Eyes and Shards! (cheering)

00:11:58, I give you 50,000 a year in donations, what do you think you're doing?

00:12:05 I'm ready, Eyes and Shards! (cheering)

00:12:07 (music)

00:12:09 (crashing)

00:12:11 (cheering)

00:12:13 Boom!

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00:12:17 (crashing)

00:12:19 Hey that was fun!

00:12:21 (laughing)

00:12:23 I give you 50,000 a year in donations

00:12:25 What do you think they're so mad about chick?

00:12:27 Well I think they feel that drilling for oil is an evil thing

00:12:29 You know how much diesel that bunker boat pumps out an hour a day?

00:12:31 You know I just found out something interesting

00:12:33 Number two chewed 180 feet last night

00:12:35 But we have to thank for this

00:12:37 I'll give you two guesses but you're only gonna need one

00:12:39 Ah! Damn it A.J.!

00:12:41 A.J.!

00:12:43 (crashing)

00:12:45 A.J.!

00:12:47 I hear you in here!

00:12:49 Oh that's it perfect, in bed, get up

00:12:51 Uh, hey, you wanna see me?

00:12:53 Yeah I'll look around

00:12:55 (crashing)

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00:12:59 You wanna see me?

00:13:01 Yeah I'll look for you

00:13:03 Pissed, okay I can see that

00:13:05 No you know what A.J. I'm not pissed

00:13:07 You've seen me pissed, this is way way beyond pissed

00:13:09 You know I shut down number two last night right?

00:13:11 Yeah man I had a hunch on that

00:13:13 Let me tell you something, someday, many years from now

00:13:15 When you're all grown up and you got your own oil company

00:13:17 And eight million dollars of your own money on the contract

00:13:19 You can do whatever comes into that little A.J. idiot mind of yours you want

00:13:21 But as long as it says Harry Stamper Oil on the rig

00:13:23 You will not disobey my rules

00:13:25 You got that?

00:13:27 Yeah I do got it

00:13:29 Right now I need to hear five words from you

00:13:31 Uh, I'll never do that again

00:13:33 I'm a fool, that was idiotic

00:13:35 I mean that was stupid

00:13:37 I'm an idiot, I know what names on the sign

00:13:39 I'm not, I can't

00:13:41 What's going on?

00:13:43 What's going on? Well I mean I screwed up, I'm a little edgy

00:13:45 How long you worked for me?

00:13:47 Five wonderful years

00:13:49 In five years you have never apologized to me this quickly

00:13:51 Something's going on here, I'm gonna find out what it is

00:13:53 No no no, well I'm turning over a new leaf

00:13:55 I'm trying to learn from the man

00:13:57 What would Harry do?

00:13:59 I'm at a loss for words

00:14:07 Okay I can explain this

00:14:09 You can explain that?

00:14:11 I can, I would really like an explanation

00:14:13 You just stay right here

00:14:15 Grace

00:14:23 Hi Harry

00:14:25 I have asked you repeatedly to call me dad

00:14:27 Sorry Harry

00:14:29 Get up and get your clothes on

00:14:31 You just stay right there, I'll be right back

00:14:37 Here's what we're gonna do

00:14:45 I want every strategy we've got on near earth object collision, okay?

00:14:47 Any ideas, any programs, anything you've sketched on a pizza box or a cocktail table

00:14:49 Anything

00:14:51 Anything you've sketched on a pizza box or a cocktail napkin

00:14:53 For 30 years I questioned the need for NASA

00:14:55 Today we're gonna give them the answer

00:14:57 You know about this, Rocko?

00:15:03 You knew

00:15:05 No, I had no idea

00:15:07 Who's Harry?

00:15:09 Harry!

00:15:11 Whoa whoa whoa, I understand, okay?

00:15:13 You're mad, who wouldn't be mad?

00:15:15 But he's gonna shoot you

00:15:17 No, no he's not

00:15:19 No!

00:15:21 Harry!

00:15:23 What's wrong with you?

00:15:25 Make your peace with God, AJ

00:15:27 This guy's got a gun, man, he's shooting at me

00:15:29 Harry, this is not funny

00:15:31 Harry, listen to me, we can talk this over

00:15:33 Oh, is this a serious thing?

00:15:35 Yeah, pretty serious

00:15:37 Get out of here, man, stop shooting at me

00:15:39 You see Harry come rocking with that wrist

00:15:41 He told AJ's dad just before he died that he would take care of the boy

00:15:43 And I'm not sure that shooting him, that they'd take care of him

00:15:45 Why don't you put the gun down?

00:15:47 You don't want none of this, Bear, get out of my way

00:15:49 Just trying to give my man a head start, that's all

00:15:51 Not to mention the fact that I don't think you want to kill the best man on your crew before we strike, Rocko

00:15:55 I don't care, I ain't gonna kill him

00:15:57 I'm gonna take a foot off, a man can work with one foot

00:15:59 Remember old Frank Marcher worked with one hand all them years?

00:16:02 Yeah, but he wasn't very good

00:16:04 Harry, put the gun down, you're acting insane!

00:16:06 Now honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way

00:16:09 You can't control my life!

00:16:11 Fine, clothes, now!

00:16:13 Stop, stop!

00:16:15 Alright, it was funny for a minute, it's not funny anymore

00:16:17 (Gunshots)

00:16:19 That's mine!

00:16:21 Harry, this is illegal, man

00:16:23 I'm pepper LSA, Rock, it's alright

00:16:25 (Screaming)

00:16:29 I look like I'm crazier than you

00:16:31 Well...

00:16:32 Harry, I just cooled down!

00:16:34 (Gunshots)

00:16:35 Harry, stop, stop!

00:16:37 Alright, now listen, man to man, serious

00:16:40 I love her

00:16:42 Way wrong answer!

00:16:44 (Gunshot)

00:16:46 Stop!

00:16:47 Whoa, whoa, Harry, it's getting real

00:16:49 Stop him!

00:16:51 Stop him!

00:16:52 Well, it never got close, just a ricochet

00:16:54 It's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg

00:16:57 Hey, pucker up!

00:16:59 We got clients incoming!

00:17:01 Uh, back in 1974, we first got the idea, the possibility that a meteor...

00:17:09 I think somebody's had a little less caffeine this morning, doc, translate

00:17:12 Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread focus laser generator to heat the object to the point of fracture

00:17:18 That's like shooting a BB gun at a freight train, doc

00:17:21 Some of us have got this idea, we want to land a craft, deploy solar sails

00:17:26 You'll have a great big canopy, solar winds will be caught by these mylar sails

00:17:32 Come on, guys, we gotta come up with something realistic here, we got 18 days

00:17:38 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds

00:17:42 Time's a luxury we don't have, what?

00:17:46 Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice, my choice and not yours

00:17:52 He's the only one of your age bracket, Grace, not a choice, it's a lack of options

00:17:56 I don't know what in the world makes you think that you have the right to tell me what to do anymore, Harry

00:18:01 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh?

00:18:03 Not really

00:18:04 Since when?

00:18:05 Since I reached the age of 10 and became older than you, Harry

00:18:08 Since mom split, why don't you take your pick?

00:18:11 Look, I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you

00:18:16 I may be an immature father, OK, but I'm still your employer

00:18:19 And as your boss, I want you on that crew boat tonight and back in the office by Monday, you got that?

00:18:24 OK, I quit

00:18:26 Grace, you can't quit, now I need you to keep on working

00:18:30 [Speaking in Spanish]

00:18:32 Hi, Harry

00:18:34 Oh, yeah, damn, what are you smiling about?

00:18:36 Joaquin, I've been seeing A.J. for more than five months, Harry

00:18:42 La don't want to see my life

00:18:44 You little hypocrite, have I ever held you back once from doing anything?

00:18:47 What about having a life, Harry?

00:18:49 First time I got my period, Brock wanted to take me to Taipei for Tampax and then he had to show me how to use them, Harry

00:18:55 Oh

00:18:57 I told her how to use it, I didn't show her, Harry

00:19:02 I was playing with titanium death gauges when I should have been playing with gold

00:19:06 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddy Newton's tattoos

00:19:10 Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you

00:19:13 And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one

00:19:16 So who is the hypocrite here, Harry, huh?

00:19:18 Look at all those nice pipes up there, listen to me, Grace

00:19:20 No, you listen to me, Harry, I grew up

00:19:23 With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work

00:19:29 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart?

00:19:33 Terrible idea

00:19:35 Was I talking to you?

00:19:37 This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from research, pretty much the smartest male on the planet, you might want to listen to him

00:19:42 General, if you consider your target, her composition, her dimensions, her sheer velocity

00:19:49 You could fire every nuke you've got at her and she'll just smile at you and keep on coming

00:19:53 You should know that the President's scientific advisors are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory

00:20:00 I know the President's chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together

00:20:04 And in a situation like this, you really don't want to take the advice of a man who got a C- in astrophysics

00:20:10 The President's advisors are, um, wrong

00:20:15 I'm right

00:20:17 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job

00:20:20 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand, you set it off, what happens?

00:20:25 You burn your hand, right?

00:20:27 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off

00:20:31 Your wife's going to be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life

00:20:36 Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside?

00:20:38 That's exactly what I'm saying

00:20:39 How?

00:20:41 We drill, we bring in the world's best deep core driller

00:20:45 Harry, get up here, we're taking it in!

00:20:47 Get AJ up here!

00:20:49 Whoa!

00:20:51 Get these other pipe-dogs out right now, both of them!

00:20:54 I can't, I'm going to turn on it!

00:20:55 It's a gas bucket!

00:20:56 I told you, am I lucky or am I just a genius?

00:20:59 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass, the relief valve's right up there!

00:21:03 Go, flip it, move out!

00:21:07 Ray, get the guys out of here now!

00:21:09 Stop him!

00:21:16 Get him out of there!

00:21:17 Get him off the rack!

00:21:18 Get down now!

00:21:25 Get down, Chick, get down now!

00:21:37 Three dozen research calls, and every time the same man is recommended

00:21:45 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer

00:21:47 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it

00:21:49 Everybody alright?

00:21:51 We've stepped off, Ray-Ban!

00:21:53 Somebody could have got killed out here today

00:21:55 You want that on your conscience?

00:21:57 Pipe-off, you are mad, Harry!

00:22:01 Thumbs high

00:22:02 We're fired

00:22:13 Who's Harry Stamper?

00:22:15 Hey, I'm Harry Stamper, what's all this about?

00:22:18 Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific Air Forces

00:22:22 I've been sent here by the Secretary of Defense on direct orders

00:22:25 From the President of the United States

00:22:27 It's a matter of urgent national security

00:22:30 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked

00:22:33 Crazy Willie put you up to this?

00:22:35 I'm afraid I don't know, Crazy Willie

00:22:37 Sir, I'm dead serious about this

00:22:42 Harry!

00:22:43 What?

00:22:44 I swear to God, she never told me her age

00:22:46 It's alright, relax, it's about me

00:22:49 Forget it

00:22:53 Alright, General, I'll go with you

00:22:58 On one condition, you're going to have to take my daughter along

00:23:02 What did I do?

00:23:07 Sir, stay right here

00:23:10 Jake, get a plane, get him off the rig

00:23:13 Mr. Stamper?

00:23:24 Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper

00:23:26 How you doing?

00:23:27 Miss Stamper, I'm Dan Truman, executive director here

00:23:30 Now listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize

00:23:33 I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman

00:23:35 We've been apologized to for the last 18 and a half hours

00:23:38 So if you don't mind, how about we just get on with it

00:23:41 and you tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Center

00:23:43 We should probably talk alone

00:23:45 Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace

00:23:48 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later

00:23:50 she's going to find out one way or the other

00:23:52 so why don't we just get on with it?

00:23:54 So when the rogue comet hit the asteroid belt

00:23:56 it sent shrapnel right for us

00:23:58 For the next 15 days, the Earth sent a shooting gallery

00:24:01 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land

00:24:05 It'll flash boil millions of gallons of sea water

00:24:08 and slam into the ocean bedrock

00:24:10 Now if it's a Pacific Ocean impact, which we think it will be

00:24:13 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high

00:24:16 travel at a thousand miles an hour

00:24:18 covering California and washing up in Denver

00:24:21 Japan's gone, Australia's wiped out

00:24:25 half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast

00:24:28 and the rest will freeze to death in nuclear winter

00:24:31 Yes, I believe

00:24:34 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets

00:24:37 Well, it's coming

00:24:41 Right now

00:24:43 Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour

00:24:46 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it

00:24:50 [Explosion]

00:24:52 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this

00:25:07 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays

00:25:10 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world

00:25:13 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of them

00:25:16 The president's classified this information top secret

00:25:19 If news like this got out, there'd be an overnight breakdown

00:25:22 of basic social services worldwide

00:25:24 Rioting, mass religious hysteria

00:25:27 total chaos, you can imagine

00:25:29 Basically the worst parts of the Bible

00:25:32 Six billion people on the planet

00:25:38 Why'd you guys call me?

00:25:41 We need you to prep the team we're sending up

00:25:44 We'll send them to the asteroid, they'll land, they'll drill a hole

00:25:47 They'll drop some nukes, take off and detonate

00:25:49 If we can fix this equipment problem

00:25:51 The drilling unit's a prototype

00:25:53 we've been building for the Mars project

00:25:55 You, uh, might recognize the rig

00:25:59 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it

00:26:03 My design

00:26:05 Did you do a steal a key to the patent office?

00:26:09 Yeah, basically

00:26:11 Let me get this straight

00:26:13 You took off an oil rig flown halfway around the world

00:26:15 because you stole my drill design

00:26:17 Couldn't read the plans right

00:26:19 and did a piss-poor job of putting it together

00:26:21 Technically, patents don't apply to outer space

00:26:23 Shut up, Quincy

00:26:24 It's not going to Mars anymore

00:26:25 It's going to try to save this planet

00:26:27 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick

00:26:29 You said we did a bad job of putting it together?

00:26:31 No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together

00:26:34 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed

00:26:37 Let me guess

00:26:38 You've been tearing up rotors and you can't figure out why

00:26:41 Yeah, that's right, actually

00:26:42 Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr. Wizard

00:26:45 Who's been operating this thing?

00:26:47 Right there

00:26:49 We've actually, uh, we've had them training for eight months solid now

00:26:52 Eight whole months?

00:26:54 Well, pretty much, yeah

00:26:55 Well, gee whiz

00:26:57 Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there

00:26:59 We need you to train them down here

00:27:01 Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think?

00:27:03 You know, drilling's a science, it's an art

00:27:06 I'm a third-generation driller, doing it all my life

00:27:08 And I still haven't got it all figured out

00:27:11 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best

00:27:14 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best

00:27:17 If you don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead

00:27:21 Now, you want to send these boys into space, fine

00:27:23 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts

00:27:25 They don't know jack about drilling

00:27:28 What's your contingency plan?

00:27:29 Contingency plan?

00:27:31 Your backup plan

00:27:32 You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?

00:27:34 No, we don't have a backup plan, this is it

00:27:36 This is the best that you can-- that the government, the U.S. government can come up with?

00:27:41 I mean, you're NASA for crying out loud

00:27:43 You put a man on the moon, you're geniuses

00:27:45 You're the guys that think his shit up

00:27:47 I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now

00:27:50 Just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up

00:27:52 You tell them you don't have a backup plan

00:27:54 And these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world's hope

00:27:56 That's what you're telling me?

00:27:58 Yeah

00:27:59 Oh, Jesus, damn it

00:28:02 We're a little short on time here

00:28:05 Will you help us?

00:28:07 All they gotta do is drill?

00:28:13 That's it

00:28:14 No spacewalking, no crazy astronaut stuff?

00:28:17 Just drill

00:28:19 How many men were you planning on taking up there?

00:28:22 We're sending up two shuttles, two teams

00:28:24 If I do this, I'm gonna want to take my own men

00:28:27 You got it

00:28:29 So you're saying you'll help us?

00:28:32 Yes, sir

00:28:34 Yes

00:28:36 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all

00:28:46 No, Mrs. Kerleen, it's Harry Stamper

00:28:51 You see Bear, you tell him Harry's looking for him

00:28:55 These guys get off this rig, they scatter

00:28:57 J. Otis Kerleen Bear

00:28:59 Probably the only black man on a big doggy in Codoca, South Dakota

00:29:03 Get Papa Bear!

00:29:05 Uh, Max

00:29:09 You got a weight limit on the shuttle?

00:29:12 Max

00:29:13 Hey, Mama

00:29:15 Look at how sweet Max is

00:29:18 Hey, did you give me one of them yellow jelly bear claws?

00:29:20 Max, are you in trouble with the law again?

00:29:22 No, Mama

00:29:23 Maxie

00:29:24 I swear, Mama, I'm...

00:29:26 I know I want Rock Hound

00:29:29 I call him Hound because, well, um, he's horny

00:29:33 You might want to start with every bar in New Orleans

00:29:38 That is a big, shiny mountain

00:29:41 How long have you been married?

00:29:42 For two weeks

00:29:43 See those diamonds?

00:29:45 Yeah

00:29:46 It's not a diamond

00:29:47 Would you like another drink?

00:29:48 Yeah

00:29:49 Sir, FBI?

00:29:51 Not that

00:29:52 We have a national security matter

00:29:54 Good for you

00:29:55 Let's go

00:29:56 Now

00:29:58 How old are you?

00:29:59 Oscar Choice

00:30:00 Facey, but absolutely brilliant geologist

00:30:02 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso

00:30:05 Mr. Chick Chappell

00:30:13 At the Craps table, Seniors Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada

00:30:17 Yes!

00:30:19 Last time

00:30:20 Charles Chappell

00:30:21 Game's over

00:30:26 Who's gonna run the other rig?

00:30:28 How about Benny? He's good

00:30:30 The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.

00:30:33 I thought you said you couldn't trust him

00:30:36 I thought you said I could

00:30:38 Yep, you are on your way, A.J.

00:30:42 Well, you know, being in business for yourself has its advantages

00:30:46 I make my own hours

00:30:48 Nobody shoots me in the leg

00:30:50 You don't got a gun on you now, do you?

00:30:53 No

00:30:54 Good

00:30:55 I want to get back to this whole thing about you asking me for help

00:30:59 Does that mean there's actually a job that Mr. All-go-no-quit-big-nuts Harry Stamper can't handle by himself?

00:31:07 And needs my expert advice?

00:31:10 Something like that, yeah

00:31:11 Well, no, no, no, no, no

00:31:13 I mean, is it something like that or is it that?

00:31:16 You and me got a real problem

00:31:19 You know, Harry, there are only, uh, five words I want to hear from you right now

00:31:24 Those words are, you know, A.J., I really look up to you

00:31:29 You've been a hero of mine for a long time

00:31:31 And I'm very impressed with your work

00:31:33 Emotionally closed off

00:31:35 It's like, uh, it's like eleven words or something

00:31:37 You know what? How about just, A.J., I'm sorry and I love you

00:31:42 You know, A.J., there's not a job on the planet that I would want you to work with me on

00:31:47 I mean that

00:31:52 So what are you doing here?

00:31:54 Harry, what's the job?

00:31:57 Hey, what's up, baby?

00:32:02 What's up, what's up?

00:32:04 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?

00:32:18 None of you have to go

00:32:20 We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it

00:32:25 Kill everything and everybody we know

00:32:28 The United States government just asked us to save the world

00:32:32 Anybody want to say no?

00:32:35 Twenty years

00:32:37 They haven't turned you down once

00:32:39 They're about to start now

00:32:41 Over there

00:32:43 I guess I can't let you go up there alone

00:32:46 I'm with you

00:32:48 I mean, this is historic

00:32:51 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff

00:32:54 Of course I'm in

00:32:56 While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me

00:33:00 Beat me up, Scotty

00:33:02 You all right, Max?

00:33:04 I don't, I don't

00:33:06 Whatever you think

00:33:10 What about you?

00:33:12 I'm in

00:33:14 All right, then

00:33:16 We go

00:33:19 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group

00:33:23 But you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?

00:33:26 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up

00:33:29 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged

00:33:31 This guy Chick here was an Air Force commando for six years

00:33:33 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest

00:33:36 We've got a collection agent for the mob

00:33:38 Two of these guys have done serious time

00:33:40 Look, they're the best at what they do

00:33:42 And I'm not so optimistic

00:33:44 We spend $250 billion a year on defense

00:33:47 And here we are

00:33:49 The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards

00:33:51 I wouldn't trust with a potato gun

00:33:53 So what's the verdict?

00:33:58 They'll do it

00:34:00 They've made a few requests, though

00:34:02 Such as?

00:34:04 Well, there's...

00:34:06 There's a few things here

00:34:11 Nothing really big

00:34:13 Just... Well, as an example

00:34:15 Oscar here has got some outstanding parking tickets

00:34:19 I want some wiped off his record

00:34:21 56 tickets in seven states

00:34:23 I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it

00:34:25 Okay

00:34:27 Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens

00:34:30 No questions asked

00:34:32 Max would like you to bring back eight track tapes

00:34:35 Not sure if that's gonna work, but...

00:34:38 Let's see what else

00:34:40 Four weeks' Emperor's package at Caesar's Palace

00:34:44 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would you?

00:34:48 Um, Bear would like to stay at the...

00:34:56 White Horse...

00:34:58 White House

00:35:00 White House

00:35:02 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer

00:35:06 Stuff like that

00:35:08 Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of...

00:35:11 Some of that

00:35:13 Harry!

00:35:15 Yeah, one more thing, um...

00:35:20 None of them wanna...

00:35:22 Pay taxes again

00:35:24 Ever

00:35:27 What's that for, Mr. Red?

00:35:36 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it

00:35:39 You ever see Pulp Fiction?

00:35:41 Oh, say can you see...

00:35:45 Ow!

00:35:47 We're losing 'em, we're losing 'em

00:35:49 Clear!

00:35:50 Ooh, Freddie! You all right?

00:35:52 Does this look okay to you? Does this look okay?

00:35:55 It's kinda tingling

00:35:58 Mr. Chappelle, you're next

00:36:00 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill

00:36:03 Oh, so did I!

00:36:06 Your triglycerides are way high

00:36:11 And your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad

00:36:14 I have to have pork rinds for dinner

00:36:16 Pork rinds!

00:36:18 Yeah!

00:36:20 Yeah, baby!

00:36:22 Well, at least they're in good spirits

00:36:27 I'm your cushion

00:36:29 Here's the cake

00:36:32 Look, you wanna compare brain pans?

00:36:34 I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was 12, big deal

00:36:37 Published at 19, so what?

00:36:39 I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, chemistry and geology

00:36:43 I taught at Princeton for two and a half years

00:36:45 You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life

00:36:49 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes

00:36:52 And they let me use explosives, okay?

00:36:54 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine

00:36:57 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts

00:37:00 Is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in the band

00:37:03 Who's Jethro Tull?

00:37:05 My favorite dish is haggis

00:37:08 Heart, lungs, liver

00:37:10 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it

00:37:13 That'll put some hair on your ass

00:37:15 I am not crazy, I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

00:37:18 Y'all throwing all this stuff at me, man

00:37:20 Look, I mean, after this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or something?

00:37:24 Okay, Cyclops Lady's starting to bug me

00:37:28 Can you handle it?

00:37:30 I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, I'm gonna do

00:37:32 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room

00:37:34 Woman with large breasts

00:37:36 Woman with medium breasts

00:37:40 Here's Harry giving me a hard time

00:37:42 And, uh, this is Harry telling me it's not good enough

00:37:44 And, uh, this is Harry telling me I can't marry his daughter

00:37:46 Thanks a lot, I appreciate it

00:37:48 Just let it out

00:37:50 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school

00:37:53 This one looks like you, with breasts

00:37:56 Yeah, I can handle it

00:37:58 Yeah, I can handle it

00:38:00 A home run!

00:38:02 The Cubs win the World Series!

00:38:04 Ah!

00:38:06 Fail. Fail. Impressively fail

00:38:09 One toxicology analysis revealed ketamine

00:38:12 That is a very powerful sedative

00:38:14 Sedatives are used all the time, doctor

00:38:16 Well, this one's used on horses

00:38:18 Some of these guys are pretty big

00:38:22 You know, we normally take 18 months to psychologically repair

00:38:24 Prescreen viable subjects for space travel

00:38:26 We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression

00:38:30 Can they physically survive the trip?

00:38:32 That's all I need to know here, okay?

00:38:34 Personally, I don't know how they survived the test

00:38:37 Talk about the wrong stuff

00:38:44 Good morning, I'm Colonel Willie Sharpe

00:38:50 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock

00:38:53 My job is to train you how to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space

00:38:57 So you don't freak out on the asteroid

00:39:00 United States astronauts train for years

00:39:04 You have 12 days

00:39:06 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started?

00:39:09 What's an X-71?

00:39:13 You're the first civilians to ever see her

00:39:15 We call them the X-71s

00:39:18 It's a top-secret joint venture with the Air Force

00:39:21 She and her sister ship at Vandenberg are leaving tomorrow for launch prep in Florida

00:39:25 But I thought you ought to take a look

00:39:27 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and the Independence

00:39:29 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest, most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made

00:39:36 Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA Pilot Tucker will command the Shuttle Independence

00:39:41 Air Force Colonel Sharpe, NASA Pilot Watts, Shuttle Freedom

00:39:45 Munitions Specialists Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordinance

00:39:49 Anyway, uh, I just thought, uh, thought you guys should meet

00:39:54 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility

00:40:01 So we're going swimming on this asteroid? Is that what this is for?

00:40:12 Here at downtown NASA we call this the Monster Armadillo

00:40:15 It's gonna be retrofitted with your drilling arm

00:40:17 To turn 800 turbo-horses into near-zero gravity

00:40:20 Why don't we take a look at it now?

00:40:22 All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up

00:40:24 Make sure it's short-throw shifter

00:40:26 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is

00:40:30 Classic ice cream scoop? Boy, that costs about $400

00:40:34 This is about the sorry-ass group of people I've seen in all my entire military career

00:40:40 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses

00:40:43 I'm here to give you a taste of that

00:40:45 NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world

00:40:48 They're gonna be sucking your eyes into the back of your head

00:40:51 Come on, boy, come on

00:40:52 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time

00:40:54 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying

00:40:58 Now I'm gonna twist you

00:41:01 And I'm gonna flip you

00:41:06 What's wrong with you?

00:41:08 Wrap your body 'til your bones hurt

00:41:11 When you squeal, it's gonna go faster and harder

00:41:15 No, take me down!

00:41:16 Help!

00:41:18 Where's the rest of the crew?

00:41:21 Well, uh...

00:41:22 That's why I left the red trucks all over your dashboard

00:41:25 Don't forget we got X-rays!

00:41:29 You had to say what you said

00:41:31 I don't know, Oscar. Who do you think you are?

00:41:33 Han Solo

00:41:34 No. If anybody's anybody, I'm Han

00:41:36 And you're... you're Chewbacca

00:41:38 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?

00:41:41 Neil Armstrong, 1969

00:41:51 Bouncing on the moon

00:41:53 He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there than on Earth

00:41:56 This will be similar to the asteroid

00:41:58 So watch it

00:42:00 If something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force

00:42:03 It's gonna keep on going right into outer space

00:42:05 What is the deal? Is it just me or is Watts really hot?

00:42:08 Yeah

00:42:10 So we have these new generation suits

00:42:13 With directional accelerator thrusters

00:42:15 You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong

00:42:17 Baron!

00:42:18 Yes

00:42:19 Do we have a problem?

00:42:20 No

00:42:21 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these DATs keep your ass on the ground

00:42:26 So that if I were to kick you in the balls

00:42:28 And you don't know how to work them

00:42:30 What happens to you?

00:42:31 I'd float away

00:42:32 Yeah

00:42:33 And when do we start training for that?

00:42:36 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on

00:42:39 And the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum

00:42:41 And you will know what it's like to be in space

00:42:44 Go!

00:42:45 Keep pressing for 30 seconds

00:42:47 Spacecraft disconnect

00:42:51 Backup ESI is open

00:42:54 (Explosion)

00:42:56 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan

00:43:12 Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum

00:43:14 I know this is not to scale

00:43:15 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6.30pm

00:43:20 67 minutes later, you're going to dock with the Russian space station

00:43:24 To meet cosmonaut Andropov

00:43:26 Who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2

00:43:29 That's your fuel

00:43:31 Then you'll release and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon

00:43:35 Now we only have one shot of landing on this rock

00:43:39 And that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon

00:43:43 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters

00:43:46 Slingshotting you around the moon

00:43:49 Coming up behind the asteroid

00:43:51 You'll be upward of 11 G's

00:43:53 Yeah, I remember this one

00:43:55 It's where the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot

00:43:58 And he strapped himself to an Acme rocket

00:44:00 Is that what we're doing here?

00:44:02 Rocket

00:44:03 No, not really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry

00:44:07 No, no, no, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote

00:44:11 Now, when you've finished your Roadrunner thrust move

00:44:17 You'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour

00:44:21 Coming around behind the asteroid

00:44:23 Where we're hoping that the tail debris will be cleared by the moon's gravity

00:44:26 And you'll land right here, that's it

00:44:29 We've got separate landing sites for each team

00:44:31 Softest parts of the rock, as we can figure

00:44:33 At NASA, we don't take chances

00:44:35 We double up on everything

00:44:37 First team that hits 800 feet, wins

00:44:40 Now this rock is big, it's dense

00:44:42 It's got some gravity, you can walk around

00:44:44 But use your thrusters so you can work easier

00:44:46 Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this

00:44:50 What's it going to be like up there?

00:44:52 200 degrees in sunlight, minus 200 in the shade

00:44:56 Canyons of razor-sharp rock

00:44:58 Unpredictable gravitational conditions

00:45:00 Unexpected eruptions, things like that

00:45:04 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable

00:45:06 Thanks, that's all you've got to say, scariest environment imaginable

00:45:09 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave

00:45:13 Now, here's the key

00:45:15 You're going to remote detonate the bomb

00:45:18 Before the asteroid passes this plane

00:45:21 Zero barrier

00:45:23 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock

00:45:26 Should be deflected enough to pass right by us

00:45:29 Now, if the bomb explodes after zero barrier

00:45:33 Game's over

00:45:38 Paul, this is Houston, fire your rockets

00:45:40 Okay, your rockets are maximum, beautiful boost

00:45:43 Oscar, two

00:45:45 Hey, Harry, hey, how's it going?

00:45:47 Have you seen Grace?

00:45:49 Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J.

00:45:51 Harry, wait a second, did you say Grace?

00:45:53 Okay, I thought you said Bear

00:45:56 (Music)

00:45:58 (Music)

00:46:00 (Music)

00:46:02 (Music)

00:46:31 Will you marry me?

00:46:33 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry

00:46:49 She's old enough to have a drink or get married if she wants, get a divorce

00:46:52 Let me tell you something, fellas, when I get back, when we get this job done

00:46:55 I will deal with this in my own way

00:46:57 Come on, Harry, it's not like I'm rooting for A.J. here

00:46:59 I'm just saying, Grace is not a little girl anymore

00:47:01 Hey, Rock, you know, wait a minute, let me get a pencil and a piece of paper

00:47:03 I want to jot down all your pearls of wisdom here

00:47:05 Serious, Harry, come on, you know what, we're off trotting the globe, hunting mud

00:47:09 Grace, she grew up, she's become a full-blown hottie, you know

00:47:11 Harry, she's a babe

00:47:13 She is fully hot, she is hot

00:47:15 Max, Max, okay, you're talking about my little girl, all right?

00:47:17 I think I know who and what she is, okay?

00:47:20 Okay, but, Harry, all we're saying is we're talking about a kid who's coming into Rome right now

00:47:24 And she's getting curious about her body

00:47:26 And she's exploring her sexuality

00:47:28 And you know what?

00:47:30 Ask her

00:47:31 That's a natural thing

00:47:32 You are about five minutes older than Grace is

00:47:34 Why should I listen to you?

00:47:35 And I know what it feels like to have your hormones pulling you in just a, you know, a thousand different directions

00:47:39 You don't know which end is up

00:47:40 Don't have any disrespect, man, but we all helped raise her

00:47:43 So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here

00:47:46 That's true

00:47:48 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck

00:47:51 It's better than that

00:47:57 Better than all of us

00:47:59 Harry, just sit back, relax, and put on a little free armadillo driving clinic for you

00:48:11 Two shuttle teams

00:48:21 A.J. will be running the drill team with Oscar Baron-Noonan on the Independence

00:48:25 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rarkown, and Max

00:48:29 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done

00:48:32 In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet

00:48:36 Let's get our game faces on

00:48:38 Now it's time for underwater simulation

00:48:40 Come on, Independence, keep it up, let's go!

00:48:43 We're the younger team here, we're the varsity team

00:48:46 Take it to 11,000

00:48:48 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up

00:48:50 The computer will simulate a gas pocket at 625 feet and that hard iron ferrite at 635

00:48:56 I'm gonna drop some oil to it

00:48:58 Harry, we're taking her up

00:49:00 I'm giving it more torque right now

00:49:02 All right, looking good, Bear, clamp it down

00:49:04 Watch your time, Independence team

00:49:05 Thanks, Harry, would you mind letting me run my own team?

00:49:07 You're gonna blow the train, A.J., slow it down, baby

00:49:09 Take it easy, Bear, just relax, she can handle it

00:49:12 A.J., you're at 600 feet, your pipe is long, let's back the RPMs down to 8,000

00:49:17 We don't have time for 8,000!

00:49:19 A.J., take it back down, you're gonna snap the pipe

00:49:21 I don't wanna blow this transmission

00:49:23 Damn it, 11,000!

00:49:24 Slow it down, A.J.

00:49:25 Bear, come on, get on our team for a little bit

00:49:27 Whoa, space cowboy

00:49:29 Harry, are you listening to this?

00:49:30 Yeah, I'm listening, Bear

00:49:31 Harry, you don't work for Harry anymore, do you get it?

00:49:34 I'll tell you, you gotta listen to me

00:49:35 When we're on that rock, you gotta do what I say

00:49:37 Now, send more up through the turbine, I'm finally up to 11,000

00:49:40 A.J., back it off, you're gonna blow the transmission

00:49:43 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please?

00:49:45 RPMs are at redline

00:49:47 God damn it, I know what I'm doing, come on, she'll get a handle on this, she'll be fine, trust me

00:49:51 A.J., back to your position

00:49:52 Transmission overrun

00:49:53 Transmission is down

00:49:54 Son of a...

00:49:56 The computer's wrong, and you know that

00:49:58 We did the right thing

00:49:59 We're gonna restart the new simulation

00:50:01 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time

00:50:04 I'll take care of this

00:50:06 Get him out of the tank, Jake

00:50:08 You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired?

00:50:14 No, I don't

00:50:15 My crew is doing the right thing

00:50:16 Your crew?

00:50:17 Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.

00:50:19 Listen, that NASA computer is just planet safe

00:50:22 The machine you built, the rig, can do it

00:50:24 Shut up, shut up, shut your mouth

00:50:26 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showing off, hot-dogging, going by your gut instinct, or you trying to be a hero, you got that?

00:50:34 Say the words, A.J.

00:50:35 I got it

00:50:36 I want my men to have tomorrow night off

00:50:38 What do you mean, off?

00:50:40 I mean off, out of here for at least 10 hours

00:50:42 Then we'll go to Kennedy

00:50:43 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry, that's a potentially huge security risk

00:50:46 What if they talk? What if they get hurt?

00:50:48 What if they're too burned out to do the right thing?

00:50:50 What if they get up there and they forget what they're fighting for?

00:50:53 You see what's going on up there? These boys are ready to snap

00:50:56 They didn't ask to be here, they got pulled off the street

00:50:58 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth

00:51:01 I don't think it's too much to ask to let them spend it with their families

00:51:03 Well, listen, there's no possible way we can do that

00:51:05 You got family, Colonel?

00:51:06 Two girls

00:51:07 Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow night with your little girls?

00:51:09 I'm not asking you

00:51:12 I'm telling you

00:51:14 Make this happen

00:51:16 This is a pretty big loan

00:51:27 Why don't you count the cash?

00:51:29 Nah, it's still like 100 grand to me

00:51:31 I'm giving you this for 60 percent

00:51:33 I hope you know what you're doing

00:51:35 Because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer

00:51:37 You'll get your money back

00:51:38 You don't look too healthy

00:51:40 You're not gonna die on me, are you?

00:51:42 Let's just say no more than you are

00:51:44 Thanks, Vic

00:51:46 You know what I was thinking?

00:52:05 What?

00:52:08 I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker

00:52:11 Why?

00:52:12 Well, because it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie

00:52:14 And, you know, me putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker

00:52:20 I don't know why I thought of that, I just...

00:52:23 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk

00:52:25 I got like a little animal cracker Discovery Channel thing happening right here

00:52:29 Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plank

00:52:34 Sorry

00:52:36 Now look as the cheetah approaches

00:52:39 Watch as he stalks his prey

00:52:42 Now the gazelle's a little spooked

00:52:45 And he could head north to the ample sustenance provided by the madness peaks above

00:52:53 He could go south

00:52:58 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question

00:53:05 North or south?

00:53:09 Way down, I'm not

00:53:14 Tune in next week

00:53:19 Baby

00:53:22 Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

00:53:31 I hope so

00:53:34 Otherwise what the hell am I trying to say?

00:53:36 Don't wanna close my eyes

00:53:45 I don't wanna fall asleep

00:53:48 'Cause I'd miss you, baby

00:53:50 And I don't wanna miss a thing

00:53:54 Hey

00:54:02 What are you doing here?

00:54:04 I was just passing by on the... I came...

00:54:08 Who's he?

00:54:15 That man's the salesman

00:54:17 Would you go inside?

00:54:20 Thank you

00:54:25 He got big

00:54:30 You can't come around like this

00:54:34 The court says you can't

00:54:37 It confuses me

00:54:39 No, I know, I just...

00:54:41 I wanted to say that I'm sorry

00:54:45 About everything

00:54:47 And...

00:54:49 I got something coming up

00:54:52 Something kind of big

00:54:54 You just might be proud of me

00:54:57 Would you do something for me? Would you just give him this?

00:55:00 You don't have to tell him who it's from

00:55:03 Just...

00:55:25 Hey, Noonan, need ten grand?

00:55:27 Yeah

00:55:28 I gotta put these girls through college

00:55:30 I love this astronaut stuff

00:55:32 Good work, you can get it

00:55:34 Just came down doing a little astronaut training

00:55:37 Ooh, astronaut?

00:55:39 Ah, see, I'm a mission specialist

00:55:42 Yes, and what's that mean?

00:55:44 I don't know

00:55:46 Hey, who the hell do you think you guys are?

00:55:51 You're hogging all the action

00:55:53 Ken, Ed, why don't you go find your own party?

00:55:56 Why don't you spread the wealth, pal?

00:55:58 Why don't you go buy yourself a neck?

00:56:00 Hey, Mr. Clean...

00:56:02 Call NASA! They'll confirm it!

00:56:08 We're astronauts!

00:56:10 We're all astronauts

00:56:12 You are so missing from national security right now

00:56:15 You are fired tomorrow morning

00:56:17 I'll get the CIA, the FBI

00:56:19 You'll be working security at Toys R Us

00:56:21 I'm not going out that far

00:56:23 No, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:56:25 See, I'm going into space and I'm not coming back

00:56:28 It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour

00:56:33 Give me a projected impact

00:56:35 East Asia, 11 minutes

00:56:37 We're gonna have to warn...

00:56:38 Warn who? The entire South Pacific?

00:56:41 [Sounds of a space race]

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00:57:33 So the whole world knows

00:57:35 Tell me you've never let anybody down before

00:57:41 I never quit yet

00:57:43 How's that?

00:57:44 I guess I don't have to do it

00:57:46 You know something?

00:57:49 I still remember the first, middle and last name of every guy that qualified for the astronaut program the first year I was here

00:57:56 Thanks

00:57:57 I went into the engineering program

00:58:00 Kinda had to

00:58:02 But boy I wanted to go up there

00:58:04 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm

00:58:09 I'd tell you I'd be on that shuttle with you Harry if I could

00:58:12 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do

00:58:19 Well good luck in Florida tomorrow

00:58:23 The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled the nation

00:58:27 A French satellite has tracked an object in space

00:58:30 [Sounds of a space race]

00:58:31 [Sounds of a space race]

00:58:32 [Sounds of a space race]

00:58:34 This is CNN live in Florida. We have just learned that NASA is on a full scale military alert

00:58:39 They're calling this a global killer

00:58:41 The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this summer

00:58:44 Pentagon is getting involved at this point with some kind of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission

00:58:50 Pentagon officials refused comment

00:58:52 Adding fuel to the speculation that there could be a very serious problem

00:58:56 We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening

00:59:00 NASA is in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese and French space agencies

00:59:06 on the most massive joint space venture in history

00:59:09 Gracie?

00:59:28 Got your note

00:59:30 What are you doing out here honey?

00:59:33 I'm just thinking

00:59:35 Yeah

00:59:37 I want to apologize to you for...

00:59:39 Oh no Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all

00:59:42 I...

00:59:43 I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. I just...

00:59:49 I don't think that I did the right thing with you...

00:59:53 You're wrong. I love my life

00:59:57 I love everything about my life

00:59:59 And I don't blame you for my mother leaving

01:00:02 She left us both

01:00:07 And I love you

01:00:10 And don't talk like you're not coming back

01:00:13 Promise me that you'll come back

01:00:17 Okay

01:00:19 Say I promise

01:00:21 I promise Grace

01:00:26 It's gonna be alright Grace

01:00:29 If it's not too much trouble

01:00:36 Can you please bring my fiancé home with you?

01:00:39 I'll do what she wants

01:00:41 The president will be addressing the nation

01:00:52 And all of you personally within the hour

01:00:55 Personally within the hour

01:01:24 Astronauts!

01:01:26 I'll see you in a couple days honey

01:01:35 All my bags are packed

01:01:44 I'm ready to go

01:01:47 I'm standing here outside your door

01:01:52 I hate to wake you up

01:01:54 To say goodbye

01:01:57 So kiss me and smile for me

01:02:02 Let me know you'll wait for me

01:02:05 Hold me like you'll never let me go

01:02:09 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane

01:02:15 Don't know when I'll be back again

01:02:19 Leaving on a jet plane

01:02:23 I don't know when I'll be back again

01:02:27 Leaving on a jet plane

01:02:30 Don't know when I'll be back again

01:02:34 So Truman

01:02:36 This is who you found to save the planet

01:02:39 Ross, you good to go?

01:02:41 One sec

01:02:42 Boy don't take anything seriously

01:02:44 Yeah, reminds me of a guy I used to know

01:02:48 Leaving on a jet plane

01:02:52 Don't know when I'll be back again

01:02:55 Bet your ass he does

01:02:57 Leaving on a jet plane

01:02:59 Don't know when I'll be back again

01:03:17 I address you tonight

01:03:19 Not as the President of the United States

01:03:23 Not as the leader of a country

01:03:26 But as a citizen of humanity

01:03:30 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges

01:03:36 The Bible calls this day Armageddon

01:03:41 The end of all things

01:03:43 And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet

01:03:49 A species has the technology to prevent its own extinction

01:03:55 All of you praying with us need to know

01:03:59 That everything that can be done to prevent this disaster

01:04:04 Is being called into service

01:04:10 The human thirst for excellence

01:04:14 And knowledge

01:04:16 Every step up the ladder of science

01:04:21 Every adventurous reach into space

01:04:26 All of our combined modern technologies and imaginations

01:04:30 Even the wars that we fought have provided us the tools

01:04:34 To wage this terrible battle

01:04:37 Through all the chaos that is our history

01:04:40 Through all of the wrongs and the discord

01:04:43 Through all of the pain and suffering

01:04:45 Through all of our times

01:04:47 There is one thing that has nourished our souls

01:04:52 And elevated our species above its origins

01:04:55 And that is our courage

01:04:58 The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight

01:05:01 On those 14 brave souls

01:05:04 Traveling into the heaven

01:05:07 That man is not a salesman

01:05:09 That's your daddy

01:05:11 May we all, citizens the world over

01:05:14 See these events through

01:05:16 Godspeed

01:05:18 And good luck to you

01:05:20 Freedom Crew

01:05:29 Independence Crew

01:05:32 Freedom Crew

01:05:34 How you feeling?

01:05:37 Uh, good, you know

01:05:39 I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life

01:05:42 I, you know

01:05:43 Listen, once you get up there

01:05:45 You'll be on your own

01:05:47 I think this should happen, I just...

01:05:49 I know, Harry, I'll, uh

01:05:51 Try not to disappoint you

01:05:53 Take care of yourself, kid

01:05:58 Freedom Crew

01:06:00 Freedom's on the bridge

01:06:05 Attention in the firing room

01:06:07 The oxidizer loading is complete

01:06:09 Dependents on the bridge

01:06:12 Attention all personnel

01:06:14 We are T-minus two hours into program

01:06:17 Hey, Harry

01:06:27 Yeah, Ron

01:06:28 You know, we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel

01:06:30 One nuclear weapon

01:06:32 And a thing that has 270,000 moving parts

01:06:35 Built by the lowest bidder

01:06:37 Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

01:06:40 Yeah

01:06:41 How you doing, Oscar?

01:06:45 Great

01:06:46 I've got that excited, scared feeling

01:06:49 Like 98% excited, 2% scared

01:06:52 Or maybe it's more

01:06:53 It could be two...

01:06:54 It could be 98% scared, 2% excited

01:06:56 That's what makes it so intense

01:06:58 It's so confused

01:07:00 I can't really figure it out

01:07:02 You make mine really tight

01:07:03 'Cause I don't want to fall out

01:07:05 I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation

01:07:08 Ow

01:07:09 Must be a comfort to know

01:07:12 That if the space program goes under

01:07:13 You can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh?

01:07:15 All right, flight directors

01:07:16 I want the go/no go for launch

01:07:18 Retro

01:07:19 Go flight

01:07:20 Booster

01:07:21 Go flight

01:07:22 Eco

01:07:23 Go flight

01:07:24 Trajectory

01:07:25 Go flight

01:07:26 Capcom freedom

01:07:27 Go flight

01:07:28 Capcom independence

01:07:29 Go flight

01:07:30 All right, ladies and gentlemen

01:07:31 It's pucker time

01:07:33 Independence and freedom

01:07:34 This is Kennedy firing room

01:07:35 We're T-minus one minute

01:07:37 All crew members

01:07:38 Close and lock your visors

01:07:41 Independence, this is launch control

01:07:43 Be advised, we're in a smooth count

01:07:45 T-minus 31

01:07:46 You're go for auto-sequence start

01:07:48 PLTs, perform your APU pre-start

01:07:51 Okay, gentlemen

01:07:52 You're our warriors up there

01:07:55 God be with you

01:07:56 You're already heroes

01:07:57 Just sit back and enjoy the ride

01:07:59 All right, FCD, you're clear to launch

01:08:00 We're T-minus 20 seconds

01:08:02 (radio chatter)

01:08:05 Ten

01:08:06 Nine

01:08:07 Eight

01:08:08 Seven

01:08:09 Four

01:08:10 Three

01:08:11 Two

01:08:12 One

01:08:13 (radio chatter)

01:08:18 We have booster ignition

01:08:19 We're going

01:08:21 And liftoff

01:08:23 (radio chatter)

01:08:26 (music)

01:08:33 (radio chatter)

01:08:38 (music)

01:08:43 (music)

01:08:51 We have go for independence

01:08:53 Three

01:08:54 Two

01:08:55 One

01:08:56 Independence, we have booster ignition

01:08:58 (radio chatter)

01:09:01 We are cooking, Houston

01:09:03 (music)

01:09:25 Houston, the tower is clear

01:09:26 They're all yours

01:09:27 (cheering)

01:09:30 Heads up, everybody

01:09:31 They're ours now

01:09:32 All engines are go

01:09:33 Keep a sharp eye out on both of them

01:09:35 (radio chatter)

01:09:38 (radio chatter)

01:09:43 Start roll maneuver

01:09:45 (music)

01:09:55 Two good roll programs

01:09:57 One down

01:09:58 Independence, we have a max Q

01:09:59 Roger, control, we are max Q

01:10:01 (music)

01:10:03 SRB set

01:10:04 (music)

01:10:09 Single engine, Presto Mico

01:10:11 Copy, Presto Mico

01:10:13 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride

01:10:15 (music)

01:10:21 Houston, main engine cut out, max Q

01:10:24 (music)

01:10:34 Freedom stance cut

01:10:36 (music)

01:10:41 Telemetry is up and running, five-five

01:10:43 Oh my God

01:10:44 This is space

01:10:46 We're just in the beginning part of space

01:10:48 We haven't even gotten to outer space yet

01:10:50 Roger, Houston

01:10:51 We have a visual on the Russian space station

01:10:53 Creating retro burn

01:10:55 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station

01:10:58 Has been up there for eleven years

01:11:00 Most of us don't have cars that old

01:11:02 Now the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can

01:11:04 For eighteen months, alone

01:11:06 (roar)

01:11:09 So don't be surprised if he's a little off

01:11:12 Independence, we're going to put you on a retro burn

01:11:14 All right, crew, let's exit these flight suits

01:11:16 Houston, hello

01:11:18 This is the Russian space station

01:11:21 Can you hear me?

01:11:22 Strasvich, we copy Russian space station, this is Houston

01:11:25 I'm ready to fire my thrusters anytime

01:11:29 Stand by

01:11:30 Okay, I'm not going anywhere

01:11:32 We have a go, initiate gravitational spin

01:11:35 (music)

01:11:42 You are maxed at forty percent spin

01:11:45 (music)

01:11:47 Okay, Houston

01:11:50 Now I can feel I'm having gravity

01:11:55 All right, gentlemen, we're going to dock in a minute

01:11:58 Now the Russian space station has fired a rocket

01:12:00 That can simulate gravity and let us work faster

01:12:02 But it's going to make you queasy, so prepare yourself

01:12:05 It's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour

01:12:07 (laughter)

01:12:09 (roar)

01:12:12 Initiating first phase of docking procedure

01:12:15 Switching to manual

01:12:17 Manual override

01:12:19 (roar)

01:12:24 One foot per second, let's take this slow and do it right, folks

01:12:28 Twenty feet

01:12:32 Ten feet

01:12:34 Looking good on radar

01:12:37 Five feet

01:12:42 Locks are engaged, fuel teams, let's go

01:12:46 Freedom telemetry, looking good

01:12:50 We have soft dock

01:12:52 Fuel teams, converter one low

01:12:59 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads

01:13:01 Let's go, independence

01:13:06 (roar)

01:13:17 Where is he?

01:13:19 Anybody home?

01:13:21 Welcome, everybody

01:13:25 I am not gas station

01:13:27 This is sophisticated laboratory

01:13:29 I'm in charge

01:13:31 Do not be touching anything

01:13:33 I need one, I need you

01:13:36 Go with him

01:13:37 Hurry up, hurry up, come on

01:13:39 Very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay?

01:13:42 Put on cold suit

01:13:44 Copy that, Houston, prepping for fuel transfer

01:13:49 Fuel pot is down there

01:13:51 It's down here, huh?

01:13:53 Great

01:13:56 (chatter)

01:14:04 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines

01:14:09 Freedom on the left, independence on the right

01:14:12 All right, we're going left here

01:14:16 To the right is fuel gauge, you watch the fuel gauge

01:14:20 One fifty, okay, one sixty, okay, two hundred

01:14:23 Disaster for space station

01:14:26 So if you watch two hundred, you can call for lab on

01:14:29 And you see here number one, on

01:14:31 You ask for lab and you pull this down all the way down

01:14:34 What's lab?

01:14:36 I am Lev Andronko, colonel of Russian space agency

01:14:39 In Russia I'm a very big man

01:14:43 Ready to transfer

01:14:45 I'm coming, no problem

01:14:52 Hard lock

01:14:53 Ready for transfusion

01:15:02 Fuel is pumping

01:15:09 Hey Lev, the pressure is climbing

01:15:16 Don't touch my uncle, you know

01:15:19 He's a genius of my family

01:15:22 Lev, can anybody hear me?

01:15:24 Come on, come on, come on

01:15:26 He used to work for a big bomb factory

01:15:28 He used to make the tip of the bomb

01:15:30 The thing that finds New York, Washington, you know

01:15:36 Check your hoses, we got some thermal variation

01:15:38 Stamford, let's look at the couplings

01:15:40 Back on the shuttle

01:15:44 Shut down

01:15:55 What's that noise?

01:16:04 What is it?

01:16:10 Get your men back to the shuttle, go

01:16:15 Hurry up, get out of there

01:16:18 Now that's really smart

01:16:20 Pull lever

01:16:22 This is the lever

01:16:24 Colonel, we must get him out of there

01:16:26 Come on

01:16:31 Hurry, hurry

01:16:36 Emergency break away

01:16:38 We got a fire in the fuel pod

01:16:44 Come on, come on, get in here, PJ

01:16:46 He's stuck in the fuel pod

01:16:50 We're losing him

01:16:51 I'm not holding him

01:17:04 Independence, I am seeing vibrations

01:17:09 Maloy, talk to me

01:17:10 Not good, we got sparks and fire in the fuel pod

01:17:12 Independence, blow those locks and get out of there now

01:17:14 Stop the hoses now

01:17:16 What happened?

01:17:17 They turned off the O2 feed

01:17:18 Battery is burning out

01:17:21 Max, Brock, get in here

01:17:23 Get down there and crack these plates over here

01:17:25 Battery's down with a burning out in the air

01:17:27 We're going back to the other team

01:17:29 Switch on the personnel locators

01:17:32 Tracking AJ, he's climbing

01:17:37 It's too late

01:17:38 Get back to the shuttle, this thing's gonna blow

01:17:41 No

01:17:43 Colonel, we gotta move now

01:17:45 Come on, we're gonna die

01:17:49 Wait a minute, wait a minute, we got a man in there

01:17:50 Open that door and we'll all die

01:17:51 Fuel leak

01:17:56 He's back now, let's go, let's go

01:18:01 The lock's back, the wipe, the door is broken

01:18:07 They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod

01:18:09 We locked it down

01:18:10 Tracking him back to the shuttle

01:18:11 They've still got two men trapped in there

01:18:14 Keep running, the shuttle's another 75 feet

01:18:18 Where's the rest of the team?

01:18:19 Get out of here, blow it away

01:18:21 AJ's gone, we're not leaving without him

01:18:23 AJ's gone, too late

01:18:28 Come on, this way, you're so low to chance

01:18:30 So is mine and so is Andre's

01:18:32 Hurry, come on, hold tight for lock releases

01:18:41 Get back to the shuttle and lock that door

01:18:46 All right, let's get in the boat

01:18:47 Let's get in the boat

01:18:48 All right, let's get in the boat

01:18:49 Right, right, right, right

01:18:50 Let's get in the boat

01:18:51 It's all on fire, it's all on fire

01:18:53 It's them or us

01:18:54 It's on fire

01:18:55 Hold tight, we're gonna get hit

01:19:14 Help, help, the door's gonna blow

01:19:24 The door is gonna blow

01:19:28 AJ, still in there

01:19:29 Blow the locks

01:19:31 Blow the locks, we're good, we're good

01:19:33 I'll leave, we're almost there

01:19:37 Flight independence does not have AJ

01:19:39 They're gonna close the door without him

01:19:40 Tracking, there's 75 feet from the shuttle

01:19:42 Just tell them to air lock the door and go

01:19:44 Dock the hatch, now

01:19:45 Closing

01:19:46 Whoa, whoa, turtle, that thing's coming right for it

01:19:57 We got to move

01:19:58 Hurry up, there's a shuttle door

01:20:04 We got to move, we got to move

01:20:24 Freedom

01:20:25 The independence crew is on board and accounted for

01:20:28 We're even heavy one cosmonauts

01:20:30 They got 90% of their fuel

01:20:33 Pretty intense, huh?

01:20:34 That's why I told you, touch nothing but your bunch of cowboys

01:20:44 So, while the consciousness of the planet is unified

01:20:47 Focused on the NASA mission taking place right now

01:20:49 In the vast ocean of space

01:20:51 We're now in the final hours of the mission

01:20:53 As the freedom and independence prepare to slingshot around the moon

01:20:57 Morning, guys

01:21:06 It's time to suit up, I guess

01:21:09 We got a big day

01:21:11 18 seconds to radio interrupt

01:21:13 Booster sequence confirmed

01:21:15 This is Houston, roger that, freedom, we copy

01:21:18 Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon

01:21:20 Radio contact terminated

01:21:22 We're out

01:21:24 Nine and a half G's for 11 minutes

01:21:26 I'd start praying about it right now

01:21:34 So this is the part where we're supposed to just hold on real tight

01:21:36 And hope we don't die

01:21:38 Stand by for lunar roll

01:21:40 High inclination, lunar orbit

01:21:44 Everyone's got those wheels filled out correctly

01:22:03 All right, men, this is what we train for

01:22:05 Now just suck it up

01:22:07 Five, four, three, two, one

01:22:22 Is this supposed to be like this?

01:22:24 Don't worry, this is normal

01:22:25 How would you know?

01:22:27 14,000 miles an hour

01:22:29 14,000

01:22:30 How long is this last?

01:22:31 16,000

01:22:35 15,000

01:22:37 Really heavy, man

01:22:38 This isn't normal

01:22:39 What do you mean this isn't normal?

01:22:40 This is way worse

01:22:42 Eight G's, hang tight

01:22:44 I'm not getting back in

01:22:46 Oh, we're gonna die

01:22:48 12 minutes

01:22:49 Flight, we've still got nothing

01:22:52 This is too much

01:22:58 15,000

01:23:13 We're maxed, 22,500

01:23:18 (Yelling)

01:23:27 We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom

01:23:31 All right, welcome back, team

01:23:34 We're still at the target, Houston

01:23:45 You see that?

01:23:56 I mean Independence

01:23:57 Houston, you've got to see this to believe it

01:24:02 Okay, team, let's take 'em in

01:24:04 Hey, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have?

01:24:06 Freedom, turn on your FOD radar

01:24:08 FOD radar on

01:24:12 Everybody hang on, this could get a little rough

01:24:14 Engaging invasive radar

01:24:23 Hold on

01:24:36 Damn, we got debris

01:24:39 We're dumping auxiliary boosters

01:24:55 Houston, do you read me, ready?

01:24:57 I'm passing, Freedom

01:25:01 We're coming in hot

01:25:09 There's too much debris, we've got to peel off

01:25:12 Negative

01:25:16 We're hit

01:25:20 Mayday, mayday

01:25:21 We've lost main thrusters, get 'em back on

01:25:23 Mayday, Houston, mayday, we've lost RCS thrusters

01:25:26 Freedom, mayday

01:25:27 We are out of control, we are going down

01:25:29 Do you read me, Freedom? We are going down

01:25:38 Freedom, get out

01:25:41 Whoa, get out

01:25:45 We're gonna hit

01:25:57 Everybody, go to your own life support

01:26:00 Lock yourself in the cargo bay

01:26:04 We are going down

01:26:05 Houston, Houston, we are going down, we have lost control

01:26:09 I can't get it on

01:26:13 Good luck, Freedom

01:26:15 Oh my God, this is it

01:26:20 Oh my God

01:26:33 Oh, get in, oh

01:26:55 Oh

01:27:07 Stark, what the hell is that? Is that the Independence?

01:27:15 Houston, Independence is a dead stick

01:27:17 They're not gonna make it

01:27:31 Houston, Independence has gone down

01:27:46 When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust

01:27:48 Fire, under road, sir

01:27:49 RCS thrusters

01:27:52 Hang tight, hang tight

01:27:55 Houston, we overshot our landing field

01:27:57 We overshot our landing field

01:27:59 Oh, no

01:28:06 No

01:28:21 Oh, God

01:28:39 Initiate system light system check

01:28:41 Make sure we can still get off this rock

01:28:43 Our electrical system is screwed, I'm going to back up

01:28:45 Fuel seals check, engine seals check, pressure seals check

01:28:53 Anyone hurt?

01:28:56 Where's, where's the other shuttle?

01:29:00 What happened to the other shuttle?

01:29:02 Independence is off the grid

01:29:04 Off the grid? What are you, a freaking cyborg? What does that mean?

01:29:09 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? They're gone

01:29:14 Come in, Freedom, this is Capcom Houston

01:29:16 Freedom, come in

01:29:18 This is Capcom Houston, come in, Freedom

01:29:22 Let's just ask God to take care of our friends

01:29:27 May they rest in peace

01:29:31 Amen

01:29:40 We got eight hours

01:29:43 Let's get this job done and go home

01:29:47 Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody

01:29:50 This is Capcom Houston

01:29:53 Come in, Freedom

01:29:55 Freedom, come in, this is Capcom Houston

01:29:59 Maybe you shouldn't be here

01:30:01 I don't have anywhere else to go

01:30:04 Freedom, come in, this is Capcom Houston

01:30:08 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the armadillo

01:30:11 We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial mag system

01:30:13 I know where we are

01:30:14 Please step away

01:30:16 Radio signal's dead

01:30:17 I'm flipping the backup generator

01:30:19 Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back

01:30:22 Segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards

01:30:27 Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles

01:30:31 How the hell do you know that?

01:30:33 Because I'm a genius

01:30:35 The gauges will not read, they're all peaked like we're plugged into some magnetic field

01:30:39 We're gonna blow the spaceship once and a while

01:30:41 By all means

01:30:42 The reason we were shooting for grid 8 is because thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite

01:30:49 Which means you landed us on a goddamn iron plate

01:30:55 All right, we heard the man, let's wheel out the remote satellite link, we need that radio

01:30:59 Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of them

01:31:03 Independence is flatlined

01:31:07 [Music]

01:31:14 [Music]

01:31:21 [Music]

01:31:49 Oscar! Oscar!

01:31:52 [Music]

01:31:59 Hello! Anyone? Is anyone else alive?

01:32:03 Somebody help me!

01:32:06 [Music]

01:32:07 AJ!

01:32:09 [Music]

01:32:10 Where are you?

01:32:12 I'm here

01:32:14 [Music]

01:32:18 What?

01:32:19 There's no one else

01:32:21 There's no one else

01:32:23 I know

01:32:25 Oh, man

01:32:27 Ben, where are you?

01:32:29 I'm here, Ben

01:32:31 I'm on the shuttle, Ben

01:32:34 Ben, are you all right?

01:32:37 I'm so glad to see you, man

01:32:39 I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face

01:32:43 Houston, do you read?

01:32:45 This is Freedom

01:32:46 Check your thrusters

01:32:47 Do you copy?

01:32:48 Is everyone good to go?

01:32:50 [Music]

01:33:12 Down here, in the valley

01:33:16 This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare

01:33:19 Let's get the remote satellite

01:33:21 We'll get better reception up there

01:33:24 Bring Max down

01:33:26 Watch yourself through here, Max

01:33:27 A couple big fissures

01:33:29 To the left! Bring it to the left!

01:33:32 [Music]

01:33:37 Rockhound, you come on down here

01:33:39 Take some readings down on the flat spot

01:33:44 All right

01:33:48 I have fire

01:33:50 Watts, I'm coming back. Stand by

01:33:53 Mostly iron, Rockhound

01:33:55 God, I hate knowing everything

01:33:57 Couldn't have picked a worse spot than drill

01:34:00 Well, I can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet

01:34:04 How do you figure that?

01:34:05 'Cause if it is, we're screwed

01:34:09 Max, you good?

01:34:10 Yeah, just making home

01:34:12 Turn it around

01:34:13 Freaking out of space

01:34:18 Looks good

01:34:26 All right, we're in

01:34:28 Bring it on the left. We're cut through pretty good

01:34:30 There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen

01:34:33 All right, let's punch it down

01:34:37 Hey, Harry, did you see that?

01:34:38 Yeah, Max, I see it, I see it. What is it?

01:34:40 We lost a bite in the fin

01:34:41 All right, back it off, back it off

01:34:43 Goddamn

01:34:45 Sounds like we put through the shank. Back it out of there, Max

01:34:47 Good, good. Hold her there

01:34:53 Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy

01:34:57 We've all seen broken drill heads before

01:34:59 Not after 10 feet

01:35:01 I never seen one

01:35:02 Well, now you've seen one

01:35:04 Who do you want?

01:35:05 Unpack the judge

01:35:09 There, left

01:35:12 We're only three astronauts left now

01:35:15 We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers

01:35:17 We're not even supposed to be here

01:35:19 What? You're not astronaut?

01:35:22 I'm getting us out of here. Get in

01:35:24 Why?

01:35:25 Just get in the armadillo. I have an idea

01:35:27 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

01:35:29 Houston, do you copy?

01:35:31 Freedom shuttle has lost control

01:35:33 We've got some scattered video feeds. We're gonna have to find out

01:35:36 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?

01:35:38 Thank God we have you, Freedom

01:35:40 Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead

01:35:41 Don't lose him, Maloy

01:35:42 Show them we're doing something

01:35:43 Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely

01:35:46 Where are they?

01:35:47 Frame one has crossed the 15H-30

01:35:49 Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location

01:35:51 Get it before we lose them

01:35:52 We're also seeing electric and antenna difficulties

01:35:54 Walter, get mechanical on that

01:35:56 But we have commenced drilling

01:35:58 Steven, we're losing them. Bring it up on four

01:36:00 I'm on

01:36:01 Shuttle flight capability not yet known

01:36:03 Bump the signal

01:36:05 Houston, Houston, we lost them. Get them back

01:36:07 Grouper, we need that hookup

01:36:09 I'll show you how we do things where I come from

01:36:14 [Gunfire]

01:36:16 Seated

01:36:34 All right, get ready. Max, thread it

01:36:37 Guys, the clock is ticking. Let's go, go, go, go, go!

01:36:42 Good, good. Drag it loose

01:36:44 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt

01:36:47 All right, Chick, give me more torque on the turbine, huh?

01:36:50 Max, I need some more power down here

01:36:53 All right, bud

01:36:54 Throw it forth and drop the hammer

01:36:55 Let's drill through this

01:36:57 Come on, boys, we got a hump. We're falling behind

01:36:59 Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up

01:37:02 Chick, the train's stuck

01:37:09 Harry!

01:37:10 What is it?

01:37:11 Chick, come on, huh? At least the clock's ticking

01:37:14 Okay, well, this thing's not moving

01:37:17 No, no, no! Chick, no! Chick!

01:37:20 This is not working out, Harry

01:37:30 Are you all right?

01:37:32 I blew the tranny. I blew the tranny

01:37:34 Come on, girl

01:37:36 Just a little help

01:37:40 That's all I'm asking

01:37:41 I think we're close enough. He might have heard you

01:37:44 Here's the bad news

01:37:49 Before the asteroid passed the moon, the rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an X axis

01:37:53 Now look at this

01:37:55 The lunar gravity's put her in a spin

01:37:57 She's tumbling on all three axes

01:38:00 This wasn't expected

01:38:01 What does this do for communications?

01:38:03 Not good

01:38:04 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes

01:38:07 After that, it's radio darkness

01:38:09 For how long?

01:38:10 After seven minutes, we may never hear from them again

01:38:13 But we're trying to bounce a signal off a Russian military satellite

01:38:17 Re-establish contact that way

01:38:18 If we lose the shuttle, Com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke?

01:38:23 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite

01:38:25 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter

01:38:27 If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five

01:38:32 What he's trying to say, General, is that in 12 minutes' time, he may lose the ability to detonate the nuke

01:38:36 Permanently

01:38:38 I've got to inform the President

01:38:39 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid

01:38:44 Do you know what you're doing, man?

01:38:45 No, no, you know what?

01:38:47 I have no idea what I'm doing, I have no idea!

01:38:49 This button, I don't know what that does, okay?

01:38:51 All I know is that we just crashed back there

01:38:54 I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from head of shuttle

01:38:57 We don't know if he's alive, we don't know if he can fly

01:38:59 All I know is there's a beep on this thing and I'm trying to get us there

01:39:04 (Sounds of a jet engine)

01:39:06 Let's get it unpacked

01:39:13 What's up?

01:39:15 Drilling for some kind of metal I've never seen before

01:39:18 It's fried two of our drill bits and now we blew our first transmission

01:39:21 So how deep are we?

01:39:22 We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel

01:39:24 I have an assessment report due now

01:39:26 We're supposed to be at 200 feet, so how deep are we?

01:39:29 Not as deep as we'll be when you quit asking me all these questions to help us load this transmission on

01:39:33 What is our current depth?

01:39:35 Our current depth is not important, Colonel

01:39:37 I'll decide what's important

01:39:38 We've got 800 feet to drill, you've had two and a half hours

01:39:41 Where are we?

01:39:43 We're at 57 feet

01:39:46 Now if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission

01:39:50 Colonel Sharp!

01:39:52 That guy's trapped up, I'll be right back

01:39:55 Colonel Sharp!

01:39:56 I'm coming through, we have contact, over

01:39:59 That's as clear as it's gonna get

01:40:01 Houston, this is Freedom, do you copy?

01:40:04 Working on a remote satellite like at this moment

01:40:07 Transmission change, 20 minutes, puts drilling final at 10 hours

01:40:11 Please advise that's four hours past zero failure, please advise

01:40:15 What the hell is this?

01:40:17 That's zero depth

01:40:18 And where did this come from?

01:40:19 Who are you talking to?

01:40:20 Is that Truman?

01:40:21 Let me have that phone, give me that phone

01:40:22 Truman!

01:40:23 Look, this is what happens when you drill

01:40:25 We cannot use your US Air Force personnel only drill time card

01:40:29 Who wrote this thing, by the way?

01:40:31 We're losing comms again

01:40:32 Look, is he getting this?

01:40:33 Do you hear me? What's wrong with this?

01:40:35 What do you mean the comms dead?

01:40:36 What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control

01:40:39 Fine, let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission

01:40:41 Hey, hey, hey, guess what? You had your shot

01:40:43 You didn't do it, do you understand me?

01:40:45 Why don't you stay here and take what you owe the drill department

01:40:48 Don't think I'm gonna just sacrifice, write a report, why don't you?

01:40:51 I'll be a good one, I'll be a good one

01:40:53 We are my men and I will go and get this hold up

01:40:56 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA

01:41:00 We've lost communication

01:41:04 We're not looking too good right now

01:41:10 No shit

01:41:12 We gotta get that radio back up

01:41:15 Mr. President, it's time to make a decision

01:41:20 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes

01:41:23 Yes, Kimsey here

01:41:28 Yes, Mr. President

01:41:30 Yes, we saw that too, sir

01:41:32 But maybe we should wait until the...

01:41:35 Dan, get them out of there

01:41:46 Evac right now

01:41:47 What's going on here?

01:41:49 I've been ordered to override the system

01:41:51 Well, what is this?

01:41:58 Secondary protocol

01:42:04 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet

01:42:17 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working

01:42:19 And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good

01:42:21 We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke

01:42:24 If we don't do it now, we could lose control and we may never get it back

01:42:27 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors

01:42:30 If you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb

01:42:34 And we have one chance to save this planet

01:42:46 I need that radio

01:42:48 Gruber, give me everything you've got, now

01:42:50 Roger that

01:42:52 Yes, Mr. President, I understand that completely

01:42:57 But my point is very, very simple

01:42:59 And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it

01:43:02 I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all

01:43:05 Yes, sir

01:43:10 General?

01:43:12 We want you

01:43:15 This is Kimsey

01:43:17 Yes, sir

01:43:19 I understand

01:43:21 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds

01:43:26 You have not told them yet

01:43:29 That is my father up there!

01:43:32 This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it

01:43:35 Let her go, let her go!

01:43:37 Your key, sir

01:43:43 Copy with them

01:43:45 Slow it down

01:43:48 Harry?

01:43:56 The clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking

01:44:00 Oh, my God

01:44:03 Sharp! Get back here now!

01:44:06 Watts, get the shuttle ready to evac

01:44:08 Roger that, sir

01:44:10 Watts, get the shuttle ready to evac now!

01:44:12 It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening?

01:44:14 Secondary protocol

01:44:15 What's that? What?

01:44:16 Secondary protocol

01:44:17 Where is that thing?

01:44:18 What the hell's secondary protocol?

01:44:19 They're detonating this thing for emergency

01:44:20 What do you mean detonating? We haven't even drilled the hole yet!

01:44:22 What hole? What hole?

01:44:24 Get your helmet on, now

01:44:25 Oh, no, no. How do you turn off?

01:44:26 Oh, Sharp, I got two men out on that rock

01:44:28 I got a man out there, too. We gotta evac now

01:44:30 Max, Rock, get back to the shuttle, double time

01:44:32 They could be on their way here

01:44:34 They're not on their way here!

01:44:35 They would have talked to us by now. We would have seen them

01:44:38 Watts, airlock the cockpit now

01:44:40 I copy you

01:44:41 Max, Rock, help us!

01:44:42 Hey, wait a minute!

01:44:43 How do you turn this thing off?

01:44:44 Max, Rock, help us!

01:44:45 How do you turn this thing off?

01:44:46 Harry, you copy?

01:44:47 Something's wrong

01:44:48 Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here

01:44:51 I know! Let's go back to the ship!

01:44:53 I'm not leaving without my men, Sharp

01:44:56 We got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock

01:44:59 If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without them

01:45:01 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now

01:45:04 If you don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet under a fault line,

01:45:07 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show

01:45:09 This is turning into a surrealistic nightmare

01:45:12 Wassler, are you listening? It's Truman

01:45:14 Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it

01:45:17 Kill the uplink

01:45:19 Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now!

01:45:32 It's not my call

01:45:33 Then who's calling?

01:45:34 The order to detonate can only come from the President

01:45:36 The President's not here! You gotta give us more time!

01:45:38 I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now!

01:45:40 And I'm telling you it's not my call!

01:45:42 Well, guess what? I just made the call for you

01:45:44 Harry!

01:45:45 Don't. You could set it off

01:45:50 Oh, man. What are you doing with a gun in space?

01:45:54 Come on, come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now

01:46:00 Kill the uplink. This thing is gonna blow

01:46:04 We gotta get it off the ship

01:46:06 Easy

01:46:07 Stand down, Sergeant

01:46:09 Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way

01:46:13 I'm under orders to protect the surface detonation

01:46:15 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down

01:46:18 Then I'm gonna make you shoot me

01:46:20 Hurry, Wassler. For Christ's sake, hurry

01:46:22 What happened?

01:46:29 Sir? The override. It's been overridden

01:46:33 I've bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio working, okay? Hurry, hurry

01:46:37 Bring me on over here for just a...

01:46:41 Blow me and my friends up, is that it?

01:46:43 Listen...

01:46:44 Shut up! Shut up, Colonel

01:46:46 We're not talking now

01:46:48 It could start again. It might have been all morning

01:46:52 I'm not gonna let you do this

01:46:54 It could start again. It might have been all morning

01:46:57 Leave me alone

01:46:59 That's why you were gonna dismantle this bomb

01:47:02 All right. What did we miss?

01:47:05 Do it again. Go

01:47:11 Keep trying

01:47:17 Sir, I need you to cease and desist

01:47:21 I need you to terminal now

01:47:23 Go

01:47:24 They're reactivating the bomb

01:47:29 Coming back on line, sir

01:47:30 Oh, geez. Here we go again

01:47:33 What are you doing up here?

01:47:35 Why did you even bother to make the trip?

01:47:37 To do the right thing. To see that it's done

01:47:40 For God's sakes, think about what you're doing

01:47:50 Why are you listening to someone that's 100,000 miles away?

01:47:53 We're here. Nobody down there can help us

01:47:57 If we don't get this job done, everybody's gone

01:48:01 One minute?

01:48:03 I've been drilling holes in the earth for 30 years

01:48:06 And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for

01:48:11 And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet

01:48:15 42 seconds

01:48:18 But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help

01:48:21 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, that you can hit that mark?

01:48:27 I will make 800 feet

01:48:29 I swear to God I will

01:48:31 Then let's turn this bomb off

01:48:46 Steady, steady. Take it back.

01:48:48 Get it on backwards. Rainbow track. Under one. All of them.

01:48:53 Are you free of static?

01:48:55 Do a good job. Do a good job.

01:48:57 Steady, steady.

01:48:59 Go, go, go. Red wire A. Ready? And now.

01:49:03 Come on, come on, come on, come on!

01:49:05 Negative B. Ready? Good job. Do a good job.

01:49:09 Track flipped. Hox in. Red or blue?

01:49:14 Red.

01:49:16 Whip.

01:49:24 Good job.

01:49:28 Oh, God. It sucks up here.

01:49:36 Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds.

01:49:39 What?

01:49:41 Have we lost complete radio contact?

01:49:43 I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites.

01:49:46 It may have a pink signal.

01:49:48 Houston? Houston, do you copy?

01:49:51 Go ahead, Trina.

01:49:53 Houston, you have a problem. Problem.

01:49:56 You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be coming home.

01:50:00 I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.

01:50:06 Go, go, go, go. Come on. We gotta work for this.

01:50:09 Okay, guys. All go. Don't quit. How you doing down there? Good?

01:50:13 Okay. Got you, Trina. We're back in business.

01:50:16 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this.

01:50:20 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here.

01:50:24 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

01:50:26 Lev, you see anything?

01:50:28 No. Well, keep going. I'm not giving up.

01:50:31 Hold up here, Bear.

01:50:34 Oh, boy.

01:50:36 What's the matter, Drake? We just happened to run into the Graham Canyon on the asteroid?

01:50:40 I told you you took the wrong way, the wrong road.

01:50:43 What? What road? Do you see any roads around here?

01:50:47 You know what? I do not have much pleasure being negative,

01:50:51 but you think this is looking good or what?

01:50:54 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favor and just shut the hell up?

01:50:58 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?

01:51:05 I've never saw Star Wars.

01:51:07 All right. Doing a good job.

01:51:15 Give me a depth reading, Max.

01:51:17 150 feet, Harry.

01:51:19 Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!

01:51:25 Yippee-haw! You okay?

01:51:27 Get off the nuclear warhead.

01:51:31 I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens,

01:51:35 where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.

01:51:37 No. I didn't see that one, huh?

01:51:40 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rock Hill.

01:51:43 All right. Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.

01:51:47 Hey, Sharp.

01:51:50 No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!

01:51:53 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

01:51:56 What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating?

01:51:59 Yeah.

01:52:01 Turn the thrusters off, we jump this thing, we float right over it.

01:52:06 Go over it again, Lev.

01:52:09 So the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump,

01:52:13 and then I'm gonna put them on, and we're gonna go down nice and slow.

01:52:16 That's it, baby. That's it.

01:52:17 Is this gonna work?

01:52:19 I don't know.

01:52:21 Lev, you know what? Just ride a few.

01:52:24 Let's say 50 feet. No, more like, uh...

01:52:27 Like 70, 30, 80, 20.

01:52:30 But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes.

01:52:34 Just like me.

01:52:35 Let's go, Eddie.

01:52:36 We're jumping over this canyon.

01:52:38 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea.

01:52:45 Wait for the edge, down.

01:52:50 Wait till we get there.

01:52:53 Three, two, one.

01:52:59 Up!

01:53:00 Yes!

01:53:10 Look it!

01:53:11 Yeah! I'm a genius!

01:53:16 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:53:17 Wait a minute.

01:53:18 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:53:20 We got some rocks.

01:53:21 Hold on. Hold on.

01:53:23 I can't do anything.

01:53:24 Okay, okay. We're floating into outer space.

01:53:38 Check main switch.

01:53:39 This could be a little bit of a problem.

01:53:40 Thrusters on.

01:53:42 All right, turn them on.

01:53:43 What's wrong?

01:53:47 I don't know. The thrusters not working.

01:53:50 I hate this machine!

01:53:52 Don't you have this plan?

01:53:53 Be quiet! I'm not listening!

01:53:54 I'm stepping outside.

01:53:56 You're going outside?

01:53:57 I am the only certified astronaut!

01:54:01 I'm saving your American ass!

01:54:03 Yes, you listen to him.

01:54:08 Right.

01:54:09 Hurry up, man!

01:54:16 We're about a mile off the asteroid!

01:54:18 Just a second. The fuel line is iced off.

01:54:21 Yeah, I think maybe it's working now.

01:54:24 Don't let me stop working!

01:54:26 I'm sorry, AJ. I was way off the odds.

01:54:29 We're getting higher, man.

01:54:30 Look out! The rocks!

01:54:32 Rocks are coming!

01:54:33 Hold on!

01:54:46 Pull the thrusters!

01:54:48 I am looking!

01:54:49 We lost Lam!

01:54:57 AJ!

01:54:58 AJ, the thrusters!

01:55:02 I'm a death match!

01:55:07 I'm a death match!

01:55:08 Hold on! We're coming in!

01:55:36 Thank you, Lord. Thank you.

01:55:38 Lam!

01:55:43 Now I'm really a Russian hero!

01:55:47 I told you!

01:55:48 Allah!

01:55:49 I knew this would work!

01:55:50 Good luck!

01:55:51 Come on, Lam! Get in here! We gotta go!

01:55:54 Rocko, keep an eye on that transmission.

01:56:01 Tranny looks good, Harry.

01:56:03 All right, take it out of there.

01:56:04 Lock it down, Tranny.

01:56:06 Nice.

01:56:09 How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

01:56:13 Very cool.

01:56:15 I can take out this asteroid single-handedly.

01:56:18 Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here.

01:56:21 How is that?

01:56:25 Rocko!

01:56:26 This is so much fun, it's freaky!

01:56:29 Rocko!

01:56:33 Watch your head.

01:56:34 Sorry, Harry.

01:56:35 Out of my way, boys!

01:56:39 Rocko!

01:56:41 Eat your liquor, asteroid!

01:56:42 What's the matter with you, Rocko?

01:56:49 This is insane.

01:56:51 You lost your mind?

01:56:53 He's got space dementia.

01:56:55 Harry, you ought to watch your man.

01:56:57 Max.

01:57:02 Downshift slowly and put it in reverse.

01:57:04 You gotta get that pipe out of there.

01:57:06 What's happening?

01:57:10 Road's cracking!

01:57:12 Road's cracked!

01:57:13 Quick, shut it off!

01:57:23 Shut it off! Shut it off now!

01:57:26 We're gonna have a blowout!

01:57:28 We're in a gas bucket!

01:57:29 We got pressure at the end!

01:57:32 Max, get your helmet on!

01:57:34 Max, it's gonna blow!

01:57:36 Jesus, I'm cooking!

01:57:38 Max, get out of there!

01:57:39 Harry!

01:57:43 I'm making it!

01:57:47 Bye, Max.

01:57:56 Take care, buddy.

01:57:59 Armadillo's off the scope.

01:58:01 Soon we've got a blowout.

01:58:02 There's no sign of the Armadillo.

01:58:04 Somebody clutch up the armadillo.

01:58:06 Max.

01:58:07 [♪♪♪]

01:58:36 Get a hold of Truman.

01:58:38 Prepare the world for bad news.

01:58:42 We're getting sketchy information

01:58:51 that the mission has suffered massive failure.

01:58:54 And what we're trying to do right now is to confirm that

01:58:57 and find out exactly what that means.

01:58:59 We're getting leaks from several NASA officials,

01:59:02 some rushing home to be with their families,

01:59:04 and that the drilling was unsuccessful.

01:59:07 [SPEAKING FRENCH]

01:59:13 This could very well be our final hour.

01:59:19 [SPEAKING FRENCH]

01:59:21 We're gonna go off the air now.

01:59:24 Good luck and God bless.

01:59:27 We've got incoming.

01:59:32 I got tracks.

01:59:33 The infrared's tracking four small incoming over Europe.

01:59:36 I think one's about to hit near Paris.

01:59:38 [SCREAMING]

01:59:47 [EXPLOSION]

01:59:49 Reports are coming in.

02:00:05 Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries.

02:00:07 Once the asteroid hits zero barrier,

02:00:10 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth.

02:00:15 [SIREN WAILING]

02:00:17 Well, I guess we do it the president's way.

02:00:20 I'll order an evac.

02:00:21 You can remote detonate.

02:00:22 You still don't think this will work, do you?

02:00:24 What I think is irrelevant.

02:00:26 We need to do it now.

02:00:27 Fine.

02:00:29 Can they still take off?

02:00:30 We hope so.

02:00:31 Yeah, we're the ones that pulled them.

02:00:33 They knew that that is my family up there,

02:00:35 so I don't want to hear "we hope so."

02:00:42 Guess what, guys?

02:00:44 It's time to embrace the horror.

02:00:46 Look, we got front row tickets to the end of the Earth.

02:00:50 [CLICKING]

02:00:52 [ROARING]

02:01:03 [SCREAMING]

02:01:13 Way to go, baby!

02:01:15 All right!

02:01:17 [SCREAMING]

02:01:19 Yo, Hambrick, what's the big deal?

02:01:25 Look, get that bomb out of there.

02:01:27 We got a hold of me.

02:01:29 Houston, you're not going to believe this,

02:01:31 but the other armadillo has arrived.

02:01:33 [CHEERING]

02:01:34 All right, people, listen up.

02:01:36 Settle down and focus.

02:01:38 Get online.

02:01:39 Give me a setup.

02:01:40 Your boyfriend's back.

02:01:42 Yo, Hambrick!

02:01:43 Yo, what's the big deal?

02:01:45 [CHEERING]

02:01:47 Hey, Harry, you miss me?

02:01:49 AJ, I got just five words for you.

02:01:52 Damn glad to see you, boy!

02:01:55 That's six words.

02:01:56 Chief, walk him down!

02:01:57 So where's this hole you need dug?

02:01:59 Houston, drilling has recommenced.

02:02:02 Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour?

02:02:05 They better.

02:02:07 I got detour on that, man.

02:02:10 Drop your phone.

02:02:12 Arm coming down!

02:02:14 We got 250 feet to go.

02:02:16 It's our last transmission, last drillhead.

02:02:19 Punch it through.

02:02:21 First gear, we got contact.

02:02:23 Driving on down, AJ.

02:02:27 I got this, man.

02:02:28 Let's go.

02:02:29 Left or right engine hub.

02:02:30 Houston, I'm getting no response

02:02:31 from the pre-flight sequence.

02:02:33 [INAUDIBLE]

02:02:34 Sir, hey, come here.

02:02:36 Come here.

02:02:37 You can get me out of here, please, man.

02:02:39 [INAUDIBLE]

02:02:40 [GRUNTING]

02:02:41 Jesus!

02:02:42 Hey!

02:02:43 Shh, shh.

02:02:44 Left or right engine.

02:02:45 Get me out of here, man.

02:02:46 I'm trying to have some fun before I die.

02:02:49 How deep are we?

02:02:52 770.

02:02:53 [GRUNTING]

02:02:55 [GRUNTING]

02:02:58 Whoa, they got problems.

02:02:59 Gauge is spiking.

02:03:00 Mads, hey, shut it down!

02:03:02 Back it down!

02:03:03 Can't pull back now.

02:03:04 The bit will get larger and harder to tie.

02:03:06 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:03:07 It's going to blow!

02:03:09 You can tell we lost Mads.

02:03:10 I know what I'm talking about.

02:03:12 We can push through this.

02:03:13 We can knock this out of the park.

02:03:15 This is our last transmission, AJ.

02:03:17 God damn it, if you're ever going to trust me, ever,

02:03:19 once in your life, trust me now.

02:03:22 Harry.

02:03:23 It's going to blow!

02:03:24 Harry, I know what I'm doing.

02:03:25 You just got to trust me.

02:03:28 Make the call.

02:03:29 All right, hold on.

02:03:33 I'm pushing through.

02:03:34 [ENGINE REVVING]

02:03:36 [GRUNTING]

02:03:39 [GRUNTING]

02:03:40 I'm pushing through.

02:03:43 What you doing?

02:03:44 775, 780.

02:03:46 Take it off, baby.

02:03:47 Grab it, Harold.

02:03:50 Grab on now, AJ.

02:03:51 785.

02:03:52 Come on, come on.

02:03:54 Come on, AJ.

02:03:55 Go, go, go, go.

02:03:56 991, come on.

02:03:57 792, 795.

02:04:00 Grab it down, AJ.

02:04:02 797, 99.

02:04:05 Break through!

02:04:06 800, 802, Harry.

02:04:09 Shit, we did it!

02:04:11 [CHEERING]

02:04:13 Yes!

02:04:14 We did it!

02:04:15 [CHEERING]

02:04:16 Way to go!

02:04:17 I knew it, baby!

02:04:19 It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole.

02:04:21 What?

02:04:22 I've got 38 minutes.

02:04:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:04:26 [EXPLOSION]

02:04:29 [EXPLOSION]

02:04:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:04:35 [EXPLOSION]

02:04:38 [EXPLOSION]

02:04:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:04:44 Harry, you got to give me that hose.

02:04:45 I'm going to need two more minutes.

02:04:47 I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole.

02:04:49 We got to cut it out before we can send the bomb down.

02:04:51 AJ!

02:04:52 Is she good to go?

02:04:53 Yeah, I'm all set.

02:04:54 All right.

02:04:55 [EXPLOSION]

02:04:58 All right.

02:05:02 AJ, come on, make it fast.

02:05:03 I'm doing as fast as I can.

02:05:05 There's a lot of gas pressure.

02:05:07 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:10 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:13 You feel that?

02:05:14 Harry, you got to give me that hose.

02:05:16 The bomb is almost ready.

02:05:17 Well, I'll find that.

02:05:18 Whoa!

02:05:19 I'm almost through.

02:05:20 Give me 15 more seconds.

02:05:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:05:24 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:27 Well, this is something new.

02:05:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:05:31 I don't think this thing likes us.

02:05:33 That's because it knows we're here to kill it.

02:05:35 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:38 What the hell is going on up there?

02:05:43 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:46 [TIRES SCREECHING]

02:05:48 AJ!

02:05:49 [EXPLOSION]

02:05:51 What the hell was that?

02:05:52 AJ!

02:05:53 God damn it, I'm finished.

02:05:56 AJ, you all right?

02:05:57 I'm all right.

02:05:58 There's a lot of gas pressure here, man.

02:05:59 Get me out.

02:06:00 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

02:06:01 Hide in your pocket.

02:06:02 [SCREAMING]

02:06:05 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:08 [TIRES SCREECHING]

02:06:11 [SCREAMING]

02:06:14 [TIRES SCREECHING]

02:06:17 [SCREAMING]

02:06:20 [SCREAMING]

02:06:23 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:26 [SCREAMING]

02:06:27 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:30 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:33 Ah, secure the fire.

02:06:37 Sharp, heads up!

02:06:39 Truman, get out of there now!

02:06:43 Oh, no.

02:06:44 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:47 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:50 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:53 Oh, God, no!

02:06:55 [EXPLOSION]

02:06:58 [EXPLOSION]

02:07:01 [EXPLOSION]

02:07:04 [SCREAMING]

02:07:07 [EXPLOSION]

02:07:10 [SCREAMING]

02:07:13 [EXPLOSION]

02:07:16 You believe that just happened?

02:07:18 Sharp, you all right?

02:07:23 I'm OK.

02:07:24 Bear?

02:07:25 Yeah, I'm here, Harry.

02:07:27 AJ?

02:07:28 Yeah, I'm OK.

02:07:29 We lost Gruber.

02:07:35 Gruber's dead.

02:07:37 Let's get that bomb ready and go home.

02:07:39 [ROARING]

02:07:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:07:45 Oh, my God.

02:07:50 Is there a problem, Colonel?

02:07:52 The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead.

02:07:54 What?

02:07:55 The bomb is dead?

02:07:56 No, the trigger's dead.

02:07:58 It must have gotten damaged during the rock storm.

02:08:03 How do we detonate it?

02:08:04 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier.

02:08:17 We got some bad news.

02:08:19 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged.

02:08:23 That means that somebody's going to have to stay behind.

02:08:28 It takes two people to fly this thing.

02:08:31 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws.

02:08:36 I say we all stay and die.

02:08:38 But that's me.

02:08:40 I'll draw.

02:08:43 Let's draw.

02:08:45 Nobody's going to draw straws.

02:08:48 I'll stay and take care of it.

02:08:49 Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.

02:08:51 I already asked you if you could live with it, all right?

02:08:53 No way I will let you volunteer for this,

02:08:55 so I can go back to my own country

02:08:57 like the man who didn't volunteer.

02:08:59 No way.

02:09:01 Hey, man, let's draw.

02:09:03 And let's see who's going to stay up here and dance.

02:09:05 Guys, I know you guys think I'm crazy right now,

02:09:08 but I would really like this responsibility.

02:09:12 All right.

02:09:13 All right.

02:09:15 I can do it.

02:09:16 Let's draw a straw to get it over with.

02:09:17 Come on.

02:09:18 I ain't drawing against you, Harry.

02:09:19 Well, I'm going to draw against you, chick,

02:09:21 so you better just go ahead and do it.

02:09:24 Give me this thing.

02:09:25 Is this good or bad?

02:09:35 Oh, man.

02:09:44 Well, we all got to die, right?

02:09:48 I'm the guy who gets to do what's saving the world.

02:09:51 So, uh, let's go.

02:09:53 We got about 10 minutes, right?

02:09:57 You plug this into the port.

02:09:59 Lift, press, hold.

02:10:02 That's it.

02:10:04 If I press hold, it shouldn't be too tough.

02:10:06 Even I can't screw this up.

02:10:08 I'll take him down.

02:10:10 [engine starts]

02:10:13 [engine starts]

02:10:16 [engine starts]

02:10:18 [engine starts]

02:10:28 [engine starts]

02:10:44 [engine starts]

02:10:46 Do me a favor, will you?

02:10:49 Just tell Grace that, um,

02:10:52 I'll always be with her, okay?

02:10:55 Can you do that?

02:10:59 Yeah.

02:11:02 Okay, kid.

02:11:04 [grunts]

02:11:07 [yells]

02:11:08 Hey, Mr. Truman.

02:11:11 Truman!

02:11:12 Truman, get back!

02:11:14 Get in there!

02:11:15 It's my turn now.

02:11:23 [grunts]

02:11:24 Harry! Harry!

02:11:26 You can't do this to me!

02:11:28 It's my job!

02:11:32 You go take care of my little girl now.

02:11:35 That's your job.

02:11:39 Always thought of you as a son. Always.

02:11:43 I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.

02:11:46 Harry!

02:11:49 You take care of yourself.

02:11:51 Harry, no!

02:11:52 I love you, Dad.

02:11:53 Harry, I love you!

02:11:54 Don't, Harry! Wait a minute!

02:11:56 I love my son!

02:11:57 Don't do this, Harry!

02:11:58 You don't do this!

02:12:00 Harry!

02:12:01 Harry!

02:12:02 What happened?

02:12:12 That crazy, stubborn son of a...

02:12:15 Well, this was a real good idea.

02:12:24 All right, let's go, Sharp.

02:12:26 Let's get our team out of here.

02:12:29 [engine revving]

02:12:31 [indistinct chatter]

02:12:35 I can't believe this is going down like this.

02:12:45 You all right?

02:12:47 Engine board is green.

02:12:50 Houston, do you copy?

02:12:57 This is Harry Stanford.

02:12:59 [indistinct chatter]

02:13:01 Electrical systems are dry.

02:13:05 APU is set. Oxidizers are loaded.

02:13:08 Houston, we're out of here in T-minus three minutes.

02:13:11 Daddy?

02:13:14 Hi, Gracie.

02:13:16 Hi, honey.

02:13:18 Grace, I know I promised you I was coming home.

02:13:21 I don't understand.

02:13:25 Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.

02:13:28 I, um...

02:13:33 I lied to you, too,

02:13:35 when I told you that I didn't want to be like you.

02:13:39 Because I am like you.

02:13:42 And everything good that I have inside of me,

02:13:46 I have from you.

02:13:48 I love you so much, Daddy.

02:13:51 And I'm so proud of you.

02:13:53 I'm so scared.

02:13:55 I'm so scared.

02:13:57 I know it, baby.

02:14:00 But there won't be anything to be scared of soon.

02:14:04 Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us.

02:14:09 He did.

02:14:11 I want you to tell Chick

02:14:14 that I couldn't have done it without him.

02:14:16 You know that?

02:14:20 I want you to take care of A.J.

02:14:23 I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle.

02:14:31 But I'll...

02:14:35 I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey?

02:14:41 I love you, Gracie.

02:14:45 I love you, too.

02:14:47 Gotta go now, honey.

02:14:49 Daddy, no.

02:14:51 No. No, Dad, no.

02:14:54 OMS pod, pre-start. O2 vents locked. Pressure loaded.

02:15:05 What the hell is going on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet?

02:15:09 We're going, Harry. Houston.

02:15:11 We got OMS pod pre-start.

02:15:13 OMS pod pre-start confirmed.

02:15:18 What's the problem? I don't know.

02:15:20 Fix it now!

02:15:22 We got no time. No time.

02:15:25 What? What's that?

02:15:27 Where you going? Oh, come on. We're staying. We're going. We're staying. We're going.

02:15:34 Make up your mind. Damn it, Sharp. Get out of here now.

02:15:37 You got less than three minutes.

02:15:39 Oh, come on, Muntz. Come on, come on.

02:15:44 Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you.

02:15:46 I am stuck, yes?

02:15:48 Back off. You don't know the components.

02:15:50 Yeah, components. American components. Russian components.

02:15:53 All made in Taiwan.

02:15:55 Looking to type for ignition, Freedom.

02:15:57 Houston, we've got no fire.

02:16:02 What does that mean? It means we've got a busted ship.

02:16:04 A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here?

02:16:07 I had a great spot picked out there.

02:16:09 Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way.

02:16:12 The clock's ticking. Let's go. Let's fire that engine, Freedom.

02:16:15 You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing.

02:16:18 Sharp, get out of here. It's getting bad down here.

02:16:23 I know how to fix it. Please move.

02:16:25 I have to take you away if you don't move.

02:16:27 What? You gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now.

02:16:30 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this boat.

02:16:32 I'm telling you, please move.

02:16:34 This is a big problem in the Russian space station

02:16:39 because I don't want to stay here any more.

02:16:43 Come on!

02:16:45 Yes! Finally!

02:16:48 We can go home!

02:16:49 She's got me back. She's got me back.

02:16:51 We're hot! Watch. Let's go. Let's go!

02:16:54 That ain't all you want, you son of a bitch.

02:16:57 We don't have time. Hurry, hurry. We got no time.

02:17:01 Initiate thrusters. On my mark.

02:17:03 Two, one, hurry!

02:17:06 [Rumbling]

02:17:08 Come on, get some altitude. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

02:17:16 Come on!

02:17:18 Freedom has max thrust.

02:17:20 Thank you, Harry.

02:17:30 [Rumbling]

02:17:32 [Screaming]

02:17:38 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation.

02:17:42 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by.

02:17:49 Zero barriers about to be breached. One minute.

02:17:53 Harry, come on. Press that button.

02:17:55 We're going back and do it ourselves.

02:17:58 Just don't. Wait one minute.

02:18:00 Dan, we're about to cross the threshold.

02:18:06 Come on, Harry. Press the button.

02:18:08 Colonel, I'm asking you, just one more minute!

02:18:13 Press the button, Stamper.

02:18:21 Come on.

02:18:27 Harry'll do it. I know it.

02:18:29 You just know how to fail.

02:18:33 We win, Tracy!

02:18:42 Press it.

02:18:46 [Sighs]

02:18:48 [Rumbling]

02:18:50 [Explosion]

02:19:16 [Screaming]

02:19:18 We have detonation. Confirming detonation.

02:19:21 The two halves are going to miss us by 400 miles,

02:19:41 and most of the small particles have been vaporized.

02:19:45 [Screaming]

02:19:47 Houston, we're coming home.

02:19:58 We copy that, Freedom.

02:19:59 You, Harry. You the man.

02:20:02 [Screaming]

02:20:05 [Screaming]

02:20:08 [Screaming]

02:20:10 [Screaming]

02:20:36 [Screaming]

02:20:38 Kennedy, we see you, and you never looked so good.

02:20:59 I never told anybody this before, but I hate flying.

02:21:03 So it'd be an awful shame to die now.

02:21:05 That's easy for you to say.

02:21:07 I owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark,

02:21:09 which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mount.

02:21:12 That's bad.

02:21:14 Kennedy, we are 100% collapse suspension control on full.

02:21:18 Welcome home, astronauts.

02:21:32 [Explosion]

02:21:34 Hey, guys, remember, we're heroes now.

02:21:43 So keep that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid,

02:21:46 and let's keep that under wraps, all right?

02:21:48 [Music]

02:21:51 [Explosion]

02:21:53 [Applause]

02:22:12 [Music]

02:22:15 [Applause]

02:22:17 [Music]

02:22:20 [Music]

02:22:22 [Music]

02:22:24 [Music]

02:22:52 Miss Tamper?

02:22:54 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am.

02:22:58 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter

02:23:01 of the bravest man I've ever met.

02:23:04 Hello, me astronaut.

02:23:13 Oh, my God!

02:23:15 You're my hero.

02:23:17 Oh, baby. I want to have babies.

02:23:21 Welcome back, that one.

02:23:23 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.

02:23:29 He did, huh?

02:23:37 [Explosion]

02:23:43 [Explosion]

02:23:46 [Music]

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02:24:22 I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you, babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing

02:24:33 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do

02:24:40 I'd still miss you, babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing

02:24:45 I don't wanna miss one smile I don't wanna miss one kiss

02:24:53 I just wanna be with you, right here with you, just like this

02:25:01 I just wanna hold you close Feel your heart so close to mine

02:25:09 And just stay here in this moment for all the rest of time

02:25:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

02:25:23 I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you, babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing

02:25:34 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do

02:25:41 I'd still miss you, babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing

02:25:46 Don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah

02:25:55 I don't wanna miss a thing

02:25:58 Don't wanna close my eyes

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02:29:03 All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go I'm standing here outside your door

02:29:12 I hate to wake you up to say goodbye But the dawn is breaking in certain more

02:29:23 The taxi's waiting, it's blowing its horn I'm ready, I'm so lonesome, I'm done

02:29:34 So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you're waiting for me

02:29:42 Hold me like you'll never let me go 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane

02:29:54 I don't know when I'll be back again But, babe, I hate to go

02:30:04 Now believe me, you're not just a name Believe me, you're not just a name...

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