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00:02:28We can't be lost. The interstate must be around here somewhere.
00:02:31Look, I realize it's our wedding night, and I hate to say this, but I don't know.
00:02:35We must have passed the interstate a long time ago.
00:02:37We couldn't have, Greg. We haven't seen a decent road since we left the filling station.
00:02:41I'm telling you, Barbara, we missed the damn interstate.
00:02:47So what do you want to do? Do you want to turn around and go back?
00:02:50I don't want to, but we have no choice.
00:02:58Hey, is that what I think it is?
00:03:00Yeah. I wonder what a policeman's doing out here.
00:03:08I don't see any signs of a policeman.
00:03:13He must be around here somewhere.
00:03:17Maybe you should wait till he gets back to his motorcycle.
00:03:21What, and wait here half the night?
00:03:27The guy says he was supposed to have dinner with her four hours ago, but she never showed up.
00:03:31Maybe she just stood him up.
00:03:34Maybe she just stood him up.
00:03:36The guy doesn't think so. He thinks something's happened to him.
00:03:39Says he found something in her front yard we should take a look at.
00:03:41Officer?
00:03:42Says it might explain what's going on.
00:03:44Roger, 10-4.
00:03:51Hello?
00:03:52Hello?
00:04:03Greg?
00:04:11Greg, are you okay?
00:04:23Greg, where are you?
00:04:32Greg, please answer me!
00:04:45Officer?
00:04:46Officer?
00:04:52Who's out there?
00:04:58I said, who's out there?
00:05:02I said, who's out there?
00:05:08Oh, God.
00:05:16Looks like you need a policeman.
00:05:24No!
00:05:29Oh, my God! Help, somebody!
00:05:31Help, somebody! Help me!
00:05:35Oh, no.
00:05:37No!
00:05:38Whoops.
00:05:39No! No!
00:05:41No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:54Shouldn't run from the police.
00:06:17It's too hot to be sitting out here.
00:06:19Oh, yeah. This heat is ruining my hair.
00:06:21If you two will stop complaining, I've got a joke for you.
00:06:25What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:29I give up, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:32Come on, you guys. This is an easy one.
00:06:35A gang bang.
00:06:40Laura, you're much too clever for me.
00:06:42You know, I'm not very good at jokes.
00:06:44You know, I'm not very good at jokes.
00:06:46Tell us, Laura. What has 18 legs and two tits?
00:06:51The Supreme Court.
00:06:55Think fast.
00:06:57Like our love life.
00:06:59I heard that before.
00:07:00Trouble in paradise, old buddy?
00:07:03Come on, Zach. Get in the car.
00:07:05Yeah, Zach. Get in the car.
00:07:07All right. Step over.
00:07:08Thanks, Zach.
00:07:10Zach, sometimes you're such a jerk.
00:07:15Eric, are you sure this is the right road?
00:07:17I haven't seen a car since we left the filling station, much less a house.
00:07:20Well, unless there's another Route 23 around here.
00:07:23This has got to be the right road.
00:07:26Guys, one thing I don't understand.
00:07:28Who's paying for this trip?
00:07:30Yeah, who is paying for this little trip?
00:07:32I know Dougie isn't.
00:07:35Dougie?
00:07:36Why don't you and Eric explain?
00:07:38You see, it's like this.
00:07:40Zach got a tip on a hot dog.
00:07:42It's like this.
00:07:43Zach got a tip on a hot investment opportunity.
00:07:46So Eric and I took money out of next semester's tuition,
00:07:49invested in these stocks,
00:07:51and the next thing you know, we doubled our money.
00:07:55So I guess you can say nobody's paying for this little trip.
00:07:58Wait a minute. There's no such thing as a free ride.
00:08:01Somebody always has to pay.
00:08:03Hey, stop being so cynical. We're on vacation.
00:08:07Uh-oh.
00:08:09Uh-oh what?
00:08:10There's a cop up ahead.
00:08:12Just what we need.
00:08:15All right, time to look sweet and innocent, guys.
00:08:17And hide the beer.
00:08:19Eric, you're driving too fast.
00:08:21No, I'm not. I'm going under the speed limit.
00:08:23It doesn't matter. I still say you're driving too fast.
00:08:25Would you two calm down and try to act normal?
00:08:28Oh, great. We're all staring at the cop.
00:08:30Yeah, don't stare at him. We'll look suspicious.
00:08:42He's coming after us. I just know it.
00:08:44No, he's not. He's just sitting there.
00:08:46But that doesn't mean he won't come chasing after us.
00:08:49Why would he do that? We haven't done anything wrong.
00:08:52He'll think of a reason. Cops love to hassle people.
00:08:55Would everyone just calm down? The cop is not following us.
00:09:00Who wants another beer?
00:09:13Something's strange about that cop.
00:09:15He can say that again.
00:09:17Yeah, he just sat there like some kind of a robot.
00:09:19I thought we weren't supposed to stare at him.
00:09:22We weren't staring at him.
00:09:24We were watching him out of the corner of our eyes.
00:09:26So what's the difference?
00:09:28Would you two please shut up? The cop is not following us.
00:09:43Well, it better be around here somewhere soon,
00:09:45because we're just about out of gas.
00:09:47Oh, great. That's all we need now,
00:09:49is to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
00:09:51Julie, we're not going to run out of gas.
00:09:53The gate must be broken or something.
00:09:55Uh-oh. Now what?
00:09:57The cop's coming after us.
00:10:04If he is after us, why is he following us from so far behind?
00:10:08Maybe he's checking to see how fast we're going.
00:10:10Then we have nothing to worry about.
00:10:17Eric, the turn-off.
00:10:22Good turn, Eric.
00:10:24Oh, way to go.
00:10:28Now the cop's surely going to pull us over.
00:10:31Maybe he wasn't even following us.
00:10:36See, what'd I tell you?
00:10:38See, what'd I tell you?
00:10:45Why is he stopping back there?
00:10:48Beats me.
00:11:02Now what's he doing?
00:11:09What was that all about?
00:11:12What does it matter now? He's gone.
00:11:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:11:17Let's get out of here before he takes off.
00:11:25I can't believe he just did that.
00:11:27Yeah, Eric, that was really dumb.
00:11:29Hey, what's the big deal? The cop's gone.
00:11:39I thought you said this was some kind of classy vacation house.
00:11:42That's what the real estate agent told us.
00:11:44Tell me, what's so classy about a winding dirt road?
00:11:47I don't care if it's the most exclusive place in the world.
00:11:51I don't like being out here in the middle of the woods.
00:11:56To tell the truth, guys, neither do I.
00:11:58Me either.
00:11:59So what do you want to do? Turn around and go back?
00:12:04Hold on. You can't be serious.
00:12:06After we've driven this far.
00:12:10Eric, I guess you better turn the car around then.
00:12:13Wait a minute. Keep going.
00:12:17Now this is more like it.
00:12:19So what are we doing? Going or staying?
00:12:23Stay.
00:12:24Good choice.
00:12:26Guys, I'm telling you, this is going to be one hell of a weekend.
00:12:30I hope so.
00:12:36I hope so.
00:12:53What's the matter? It's only a couple of dresses.
00:12:56Yeah, right.
00:12:57Doug, do me the honors.
00:13:00And Dougie, can you get mine, please?
00:13:04So, let's go check out this place.
00:13:06A couple of dresses, huh?
00:13:12That peanut butter's mine.
00:13:14Hey, where's the key? The front door's locked.
00:13:17It's supposed to be under the mat.
00:13:21Great.
00:13:29Great.
00:13:34Great.
00:13:40Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
00:13:42Who are you?
00:13:44I'm the caretaker here. I live in the trailer over there.
00:13:48Hmm, I didn't know anyone lived out here.
00:13:50Well, I'm really more of a security guard.
00:13:52Why does this place need a security guard?
00:13:55Nothing to be alarmed about.
00:13:57The insurance company made the bank put a guard out here when they took it over last year.
00:14:01Where's the tape deck?
00:14:04Guys, meet the caretaker.
00:14:07Hey, I just dropped by to let you know I'm around and answer any questions.
00:14:11Why did the bank take over this place?
00:14:13Because nobody else would.
00:14:15The original house burnt down several years ago.
00:14:17The owners rebuilt it, then went bankrupt.
00:14:19So the bank took it over and has been renting it out ever since.
00:14:22There's nothing wrong with the house, is there?
00:14:24No, the house is in good shape. It's just had a little bad luck.
00:14:28Come on, I'll show you around the place.
00:14:32The lights are on a timer. They go off at midnight unless you override it.
00:14:37I hope this place has a swimming pool.
00:14:39The pool's over there. And there's also a jacuzzi.
00:14:42A jacuzzi?
00:14:47I don't know about you, Sam, but I can't wait to get out of this one.
00:14:49What's wrong?
00:14:50I felt like somebody was watching us.
00:14:53You're imagining things. I don't see anyone.
00:14:55Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:14:57Come on, let's get this stupid tour over with.
00:15:01Let's go.
00:15:10This is the switch to the jacuzzi.
00:15:12Sometimes it gets stuck.
00:15:14If it does, call on me and I'll come over and fix it.
00:15:18This is the key to the deadbolt.
00:15:20Not that you need it. We've never had any trouble around here before.
00:15:24If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call. I'm always around.
00:15:31Hey, if he's only been here a year, how does he know if they've had any trouble or not?
00:15:35Oh, quit being so paranoid. He's not like one of the girls.
00:15:40Last one in the pool to run.
00:15:42Oh, that's very witty, Eric.
00:16:32Yep, it doesn't get any better than this.
00:16:37Who wants some of the beer?
00:16:45What's wrong?
00:16:47It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:02This could easily get on my nerves.
00:17:07Yeah, it gives me goosebumps.
00:17:12Come on, Zach, let's go get those beers.
00:17:32What's wrong?
00:17:34It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:36What's wrong?
00:17:38It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:40What's wrong?
00:17:42It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:44What's wrong?
00:17:46It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:48What's wrong?
00:17:50It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:52What's wrong?
00:17:54It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:17:56What's wrong?
00:17:58It's the sound of the caretakers chopping down a tree.
00:18:00What's wrong?
00:18:30Who's out there?
00:18:43Who's out there?
00:18:49Answer me, who's out there?
00:18:51Look, just give me back the ax and we'll call it even.
00:18:55Look, just give me back the ax and we'll call it even.
00:18:57Look, just give me back the axe and we'll call it even.
00:19:19Looking for a cop?
00:19:21It can't be.
00:19:23But it is.
00:19:27What?
00:19:39What's wrong?
00:19:41I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:19:43Doug, you're imagining things. It was the rock music.
00:19:46Zack, didn't you hear something, too?
00:19:49Nope, not a thing.
00:19:51Doug, would you sit down? Let's get on with this game.
00:19:58What?
00:20:10I'll die if I get sunburned.
00:20:13What's the matter?
00:20:15I haven't seen that guard since he came by here this morning.
00:20:18So? He said he's always around.
00:20:21The guy's been off chopping wood somewhere.
00:20:25Well, we haven't heard his axe for more than an hour.
00:20:31He's probably in his trailer.
00:20:33Hey, Sarah, where's the food?
00:20:40Has anyone seen my brush? I can't find it anywhere.
00:20:43You can look for it later. It's getting ready to eat.
00:20:46If I lose that brush, I won't be able to eat. I'll be too upset.
00:20:50Now, Julie, think where you left the guard today.
00:20:53That's very grown-up, Zack.
00:21:03It's got to be around here somewhere.
00:21:08But where?
00:21:14Julie, just stop and think.
00:21:19Maybe I left it in there.
00:21:29Where could it be?
00:21:36Darn!
00:21:38Looking for this?
00:21:41Zack had it.
00:21:43Zack and his practical jokes.
00:21:46One of these days, they're going to get him into a lot of trouble.
00:21:52Okay, everybody, chow time.
00:21:55Zack, you're drinking too many beers. We're going to run out.
00:21:58Big deal. If we do, I'll buy us some more.
00:22:00It'll be the first time.
00:22:02Eric, I thought you wanted to eat.
00:22:04Eric, what's up?
00:22:06Eric, let's have it. What's so important?
00:22:09Yeah, Eric, out with it.
00:22:12The police found signs of devil worship in a woman's front yard around here.
00:22:16The woman didn't come home last night.
00:22:18They think something might have happened to her.
00:22:21Look, just because a woman did not come home for one night
00:22:24does not mean something happened to her.
00:22:26What did they find in the woman's front yard?
00:22:29A scalp dog with its insides hanging out.
00:22:31Stop it, Eric. That's gross. Can't you see we're eating?
00:22:34Well, all I was going to say is that they also found
00:22:36a devil sign carved in the side of a tree.
00:22:38A devil sign?
00:22:40Yeah, you know, the number 666.
00:22:43That's the devil sign?
00:22:57Zack, get me a beer, too.
00:22:59Oh, great. The fire's gone out.
00:23:01There's more charcoal in the pool shed.
00:23:04Think fast.
00:23:06Think fast.
00:23:08Ah!
00:23:10Zack, you're so cool.
00:23:12It's not my fault. I told you you had to think fast.
00:23:15Hey, would anyone just calm down?
00:23:17Try to eat.
00:23:29Let's take the tape player and head off into the woods, huh?
00:23:32No way, Eric. There's too many mosquitoes.
00:23:36And I'm in over my head
00:23:43In this ocean
00:23:46Where's Zack?
00:23:48Last time I saw him, he was trying to get the jacuzzi to work.
00:23:51In this ocean
00:23:54A mixed emotion
00:23:56Rescue me
00:23:58Relax, Laura. Zack can't be too far away.
00:24:02Rescue me
00:24:10Zack, don't do that.
00:24:12Do what?
00:24:14Where were you?
00:24:16I went over to the caretaker to see if I could get that stupid jacuzzi started, but the guy's disappeared.
00:24:19What do you mean the caretaker's disappeared?
00:24:21I mean, I looked all around his place, and I couldn't find the guy.
00:24:24A couple hours ago, I thought I heard someone screaming.
00:24:27It sounded like it was coming from the woods.
00:24:29No one else heard it, Doug.
00:24:31But what if it was the caretaker? You just said the guy disappeared.
00:24:34Look, just because the guy is not around doesn't mean something happened to him.
00:24:38But what if it has, Zack?
00:24:44I'll never get that jacuzzi to work if we don't find this guy.
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:50I'm in this ocean
00:24:54A mixed emotion
00:24:56Rescue me
00:24:58Hello?
00:25:01Mr. Caretaker?
00:25:04Hello?
00:25:09Dougie, take one side. Laura, the other. I'll take the middle.
00:25:12Zack, I think we should call the police.
00:25:15Laura, and tell them what?
00:25:17That Dougie thought he heard someone screaming?
00:25:20Zack, the guy's been gone a long time.
00:25:22But not long enough to get worried about.
00:25:26Come on.
00:25:41Hello? Anybody out there?
00:25:55Hello?
00:26:05Hello?
00:26:12Mr. Caretaker?
00:26:25Hello?
00:26:51Come on. Let's head back. This is a waste of time.
00:26:53What about these tire tracks? Somebody's been here.
00:26:57It was probably a farmer taking the leak.
00:27:01I found something you two ought to see.
00:27:05What is it?
00:27:07I'm not sure.
00:27:13I followed some footprints and I found these.
00:27:17So this is what the wood chopping's all about?
00:27:20The caretaker's been making all these things?
00:27:24What for?
00:27:26The guy must be some kind of religious fanatic.
00:27:29If you ask me, there's something strange going on around here.
00:27:32Why would the security guard tell us he's always around,
00:27:34then go off and build these crosses?
00:27:37He's always a pathological liar.
00:27:39There's got to be more to it than that.
00:27:42Some kind of shrine, huh?
00:27:44I guess someone feels we need praying for.
00:27:47Yeah. What's going on here?
00:27:49I know they're religious and all that,
00:27:51but these things are kind of creepy if you ask me.
00:27:54Well, I guess that explains what that character's been up to.
00:27:58If it was a caretaker.
00:28:00Well, who else would it have been?
00:28:02We didn't actually see him make these, did we?
00:28:04But he's the only one we've seen with an axe.
00:28:07Maybe he built these, maybe he didn't.
00:28:09In any case, I don't like what's going on around here.
00:28:12I think we should call the police.
00:28:14What? And have them snooping around here all night?
00:28:17It's better to be safe than sorry.
00:28:20Okay, Laura, you win.
00:28:22Eric, go call the police and tell them we've got a missing caretaker.
00:28:28Come on, let's go see where these tire tracks lead.
00:28:37Why do you always get stuck with all the dirty work?
00:28:41Great, the line's dead.
00:28:43Something wrong, son?
00:28:45Hey, what do you know? I was just trying to call you guys.
00:28:52I don't know about you guys,
00:28:54but I feel like something really strange is going on around here.
00:28:57Laura, come on.
00:28:59You're imagining things again.
00:29:01No, she isn't, Zack.
00:29:03Something doesn't feel right to me either.
00:29:05The only thing that isn't right around here
00:29:07is the two of you.
00:29:09Zack, maybe we ought to pack up and go back to town.
00:29:12Great, here we go again.
00:29:14Like Laura said, Zack, it's better to be safe than sorry.
00:29:17I can't believe you guys want to pack up and leave
00:29:20just because we can't find the caretaker.
00:29:27Fine, fine, let's leave this place.
00:29:29Hey, the caretaker's okay. He's just had an accident.
00:29:32What kind of an accident?
00:29:34Well, he cut himself with his axe,
00:29:36so the police came and took him to the hospital.
00:29:38A cop at the house said they'd probably be back sometime tonight.
00:29:41I guess that explains the screaming that Doug heard.
00:29:46So, you guys still want to head back to town or what?
00:29:49Head back to town?
00:29:51Whose crazy idea was that?
00:29:55I guess we overreacted.
00:29:58Come on, I need a beer.
00:30:00What the hell with the jacuzzi?
00:30:02Come on, Jewel, I need a beer, too.
00:30:04Me, too.
00:30:06I'd still like to know what those crosses are doing in the woods.
00:30:09Yeah, me, too.
00:30:17I can't believe we're actually trapping around out here in the woods.
00:30:33I don't blame you for being so concerned about the caretaker, Laura.
00:30:36He is kind of cute.
00:30:38Yeah, even if he's a little weird.
00:30:40And it's not exactly a secret that you and Zach aren't seeing eye to eye these days.
00:30:43Don't pay any attention to Sarah.
00:30:45I mean, her and Dougie aren't exactly what you call the perfect couple.
00:30:48Hey!
00:30:50You know.
00:30:52What was that?
00:30:54What was what?
00:30:56Someone just walked past the window.
00:30:59Did you see anything?
00:31:01I didn't see anything.
00:31:03Laura, you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
00:31:08Did you hear me?
00:31:10I said you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
00:31:12It's probably just one of the guys.
00:31:14Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:31:16See?
00:31:18I told you so.
00:31:20Come on, Julie.
00:31:22Laura, if you keep this up,
00:31:24I'm going to have to call the police.
00:31:26Come on, Julie.
00:31:28Laura, if you keep up this nonsense, I'm going to go crazy.
00:31:30You can say that again.
00:31:32Now, where is that other bottle of champagne?
00:31:34We can't drink another bottle.
00:31:36We'll be flat on our ass.
00:31:46Now where is it?
00:31:48Eric, what the hell did you do with your toothbrush?
00:31:52You used it after lunch, didn't you?
00:31:54Or did you?
00:32:04In local news,
00:32:06the police have confirmed
00:32:08that one of their officers has disappeared.
00:32:10The man, Officer Joe Vickers,
00:32:12is the same police officer
00:32:14who was at the center of police brutality charges
00:32:16earlier this week.
00:32:18The authorities maintain that at present,
00:32:20there's no cause for alarm,
00:32:22and ask the public to be on the lookout
00:32:24for any policemen exhibiting
00:32:26strange or suspicious behavior.
00:32:34Zack, have you seen my sneakers?
00:32:36I can't find them.
00:32:38Why should I know where your shoes are?
00:32:40It must have fallen out of my suitcase.
00:32:42I found them in the dirt.
00:32:44Great.
00:32:46I should have known better.
00:32:52What's wrong now?
00:32:54I feel like there's somebody outside watching us.
00:32:56Dougie, did you actually see anybody?
00:33:00Look, buddy,
00:33:02I had the same feeling this afternoon.
00:33:04I thought there was somebody in the woods watching me,
00:33:06but it turned out to be a deer.
00:33:08I'm going to walk over to the caretaker
00:33:10to see if the guy needs anything.
00:33:12The guy is supposed to be taking care of us,
00:33:14not the other way around.
00:33:16I know.
00:33:18Zack,
00:33:20was that true about the deer?
00:33:22Of course it's true.
00:33:24Would I lie to Dougie?
00:33:40Doug, have you seen my purse?
00:33:42I can't seem to find it anywhere.
00:33:44Last time I saw it,
00:33:46I thought it was on top of the ice chest.
00:33:48I'd lose my head if it weren't for you.
00:34:00Okay, Sarah,
00:34:02get control of yourself.
00:34:04Have a beer, calm down.
00:34:06I think we have left that dumb thing.
00:34:12Thanks, Zack, for drinking all the beer.
00:34:16Anybody home?
00:34:30Hello?
00:34:46Doug?
00:35:00Doug?
00:35:02What are you doing out here?
00:35:04I came over to see if the caretaker's okay,
00:35:06but he hasn't come back.
00:35:08I don't know why he thought he had.
00:35:10His light's not on.
00:35:12I felt like somebody was out in the woods,
00:35:14so I came out.
00:35:26I can't believe this place doesn't have
00:35:28anything, one little knife.
00:35:30Will this do?
00:35:36I could have sworn I brought six boxes of soup.
00:35:38Maybe you left them in the car.
00:35:40Zack, not now.
00:35:44Hey, I needed something to cool it off.
00:35:46Yeah, right.
00:35:48Zack, you and your practical jokes.
00:35:50Hey, I was no joke. I was serious.
00:35:52The caretaker's still not back.
00:35:54That's interesting, Dougie.
00:35:56Yeah, really.
00:35:58But, Eric, he should have been back by now.
00:36:00That's what I thought.
00:36:02Well, if the caretaker's not back,
00:36:04then who's that out in his trailer?
00:36:10He must be back. His TV's on.
00:36:12He must have just come back.
00:36:14Looks that way, buddy.
00:36:16Come on, Doug.
00:36:18I told you there's nothing to worry about.
00:36:20Let me find my purse.
00:36:22So, Zack, what's it gonna be?
00:36:24You gonna go get more beer like you said you would?
00:36:26What are you talking about?
00:36:28She's talking about we're out of beer,
00:36:30as in all gone.
00:36:32That can't be.
00:36:34Yeah, the six pack we put in the closet's gone, too.
00:36:36So, Zack, what's it gonna be?
00:36:38They said all the beer's gone.
00:36:40That's a case and a half already.
00:36:42Somebody did.
00:36:44Zack, you promised to get more if we ran out.
00:36:46But we couldn't have run out. No way.
00:36:48Dougie must have hidden them or something.
00:36:50Zack, you're the practical joker, not Doug.
00:36:54Somebody must have stolen them.
00:36:56Now, wait a minute, Lord.
00:36:58Don't get paranoid again.
00:37:00I'm not being paranoid.
00:37:02I just don't think we drank that much beer.
00:37:04Well, how do you know how much we drank?
00:37:06We drank an awful lot.
00:37:08You're saying that someone stole them.
00:37:10Then what happened to them?
00:37:16Look, I'll go get some more beer, okay?
00:37:18In the meantime, look for the rest.
00:37:20Whatever you say.
00:37:22Yeah, whatever you say, Zack.
00:37:24As long as you get the beer.
00:37:38Wow.
00:37:46Somebody must have stolen them.
00:37:48Give me a break.
00:37:58Zack, calm down.
00:38:00Just relax. Wait for the dust to settle.
00:38:02Zack.
00:38:08Zack, this is your lucky day.
00:38:12It's warm.
00:38:16Great.
00:38:24Where the hell did that come from?
00:38:32Officer, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm blocking the road.
00:38:40Officer?
00:38:42Officer?
00:39:00Everything but a billy club.
00:39:04Officer, is that you?
00:39:08Look, I know I was driving too fast,
00:39:10but it wasn't like I was on the main road or anything.
00:39:12You know what I mean?
00:39:22Hey, what are you doing in our driveway?
00:39:28Not to say that you don't have the right,
00:39:30because you do.
00:39:32You're a cop. You can go anywhere you want.
00:39:36Sir.
00:39:40Hey, what's going on?
00:39:46Looking for me?
00:39:54You shouldn't assault a policeman.
00:39:56Know what I mean?
00:40:10You have the right to remain silent.
00:40:18You shouldn't drink and drive.
00:40:22It's against the law.
00:40:26I hope nothing's happened to it.
00:40:28My whole life's in that purse.
00:40:30Hate to say it, but I think somebody might have stolen it.
00:40:32Julie's not perfect,
00:40:34but I don't think she'd stoop that low.
00:40:36I'm not talking about Julie.
00:40:38I'm talking about Prowler.
00:40:40Doug, would you stop being so paranoid?
00:40:42I'm sure I just misplaced it.
00:40:44Sarah, we've looked everywhere.
00:40:46We should have found it by now.
00:40:48I'm telling you, someone's stolen it.
00:40:52Come on, I guess we better go tell the others.
00:40:58Let's take this tape player and head up into the woods.
00:41:00I told you over and over again,
00:41:02there are too many mosquitoes.
00:41:04I'd be eaten to death.
00:41:06Doug thinks that Prowler stole my purse.
00:41:12What's wrong?
00:41:14Laura thinks that Prowler stole the beer.
00:41:16Well, why didn't anybody say something about this before?
00:41:18Because we thought Laura was overreacting again.
00:41:22Great, so now my purse is stolen.
00:41:26I guess we better go tell the caretaker.
00:41:28No, we should call the police.
00:41:32She's right.
00:41:36Is your purse brown and tan?
00:41:38Yeah, why?
00:41:40Looks like our Prowler doesn't like brown and tan purses.
00:41:44If we keep listening to you two,
00:41:46we're all going to be nervous wrecks.
00:41:48You can say that again.
00:41:50Yeah, thanks guys for getting me off to a terrific start.
00:41:54I'm sure Sarah's purse wasn't on this counter
00:41:56a couple of minutes ago.
00:41:58Yeah, I don't remember it being here either.
00:42:02Do you think we're imagining things?
00:42:04If it was just me, I'd say yes,
00:42:06but the two of us, that's a different story.
00:42:10I'll go find Eric and try to talk some sense into him.
00:42:12I'll go talk to Julie and Sarah.
00:42:14I'll go talk to Julie and Sarah.
00:42:34Maybe we ought to give her another chance.
00:42:36What, and have her keep us awake worrying all night?
00:42:40Hello, Laura.
00:42:42What are you doing?
00:42:44We're moving into the other bedroom.
00:42:46You can have this one yourself.
00:42:48Look, I don't know what's gotten into you guys,
00:42:50but this morning you were afraid of being out in the middle of the woods.
00:42:52Now you don't think twice about anything that's happening around here.
00:42:56It's because of you, Laura.
00:42:58You're the one making us all paranoid.
00:43:00Laura, you have been, like, jumping to conclusions.
00:43:02Because some very strange things have been going on around here.
00:43:06Well, I don't find anything strange about it.
00:43:08Then tell me one thing.
00:43:10If I'm imagining things, why does Doug feel the same way I do?
00:43:14Maybe it's because there's something going on
00:43:16between you and Doug I don't know about.
00:43:22You didn't mean that, did you?
00:43:26Of course I did.
00:43:28Bitch.
00:43:32Conspiracy?
00:43:34That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
00:43:36Then you tell me why it's only the two of you who feel this way.
00:43:40Come on, Eric, be reasonable.
00:43:44Sarah thinks there's something going on between us.
00:43:46I'm not doing much better with Eric.
00:43:48What are we going to do?
00:43:50I don't know.
00:43:52I don't know.
00:43:54Sarah thinks there's something going on between us.
00:43:56I'm not doing much better with Eric.
00:43:58What are we going to do?
00:44:00Let's go have a talk with the caretaker
00:44:02and see if he can explain what's going on around here.
00:44:04Yeah, I'd like to know what those crosses are doing
00:44:06out there in the middle of the woods.
00:44:12Sarah?
00:44:14Have you seen Eric?
00:44:16I can't find him anywhere.
00:44:18He was out by the pool last time I saw him.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:22Eric?
00:44:24Eric, I need your help in the kitchen.
00:44:28Eric, would you answer me?
00:44:32Now look who's acting paranoid.
00:44:40Looks like the guy's disappeared again.
00:44:42If he ever came back.
00:44:44What do you mean?
00:44:46I mean, we never actually saw him.
00:44:48Come on, let's take a look around.
00:44:52Doug, Laura.
00:44:54What are you doing inside his trailer?
00:44:56Well, I know it looks kind of funny,
00:44:58but I can explain.
00:45:00We're listening.
00:45:02Well, you see, it's like this.
00:45:04I couldn't get my Walkman to work.
00:45:06I thought it might be the batteries.
00:45:08So I came over to see if the security guard had any,
00:45:10but he wasn't home.
00:45:12So you went inside his trailer?
00:45:14I think that's called unlawful entry.
00:45:16Maybe he wasn't around.
00:45:20Hey, where is the guy, anyway?
00:45:22Good question.
00:45:24Come on.
00:45:32Eric?
00:45:38He'll show up sooner or later.
00:45:42Julie.
00:45:44Hello?
00:45:48Is someone out there?
00:45:52I said,
00:45:54is someone out there?
00:45:56Julie.
00:45:58I give up.
00:46:00What's going on?
00:46:02Zack,
00:46:04is this one of your little practical jokes?
00:46:08I said,
00:46:10Zack, is this one of your stupid
00:46:12little games?
00:46:22Okay.
00:46:24Who are you, and what do you want?
00:46:34So it is you, Eric, isn't it?
00:46:38I told you, I'm not going in there.
00:46:40There's too many mosquitoes.
00:46:44Trying to lure me into the woods, huh?
00:46:46Well, I'm not that stupid.
00:46:50Now that's really low, Eric, you know that?
00:46:52Now give me back my brush!
00:47:00Baby's gone off the woods to build more crosses.
00:47:04Doesn't look to me like it's ever come back.
00:47:06Then who turned his TV on?
00:47:10Look, you guys can stay around here and play detective.
00:47:12I'm going back to the house.
00:47:18What's wrong?
00:47:20Zack should have been back by now.
00:47:22You're right, he should have been.
00:47:30Eric,
00:47:32this isn't one bit funny.
00:47:34I'm being eaten up alive by mosquitoes.
00:47:40Eric?
00:47:42Look, what's going on?
00:47:48Eric, will you stop playing this stupid
00:47:50little game and speak to me?
00:47:58I'm going to get even with you.
00:48:00You just wait!
00:48:06Cute, Eric.
00:48:08You've gotten dirt all over it.
00:48:10I'm going to kill you.
00:48:16Officer?
00:48:18Officer, what's going on?
00:48:38Julie, do you hear me?
00:48:40I said I think you ought to come here
00:48:42and take a look at this.
00:48:44There's soup everywhere.
00:48:46Julie, do you hear me?
00:48:48What's all the commotion about?
00:48:50Where's Julie?
00:48:52She's supposed to keep an eye on the soup.
00:48:54She went looking for you a few minutes ago.
00:48:56Who's in the woods with Ghetto Blaster?
00:48:58What are you talking about?
00:49:00Yeah, Doug, what are you talking about?
00:49:02I'm talking about someone's taken a tape player
00:49:04and gone off in the woods.
00:49:07You know now where Julie is.
00:49:09But why would she go off in the woods
00:49:11with a cassette player?
00:49:13You guys stay here. I'll go find out.
00:49:15Eric, you know something? We don't.
00:49:17Calm down. There's nothing to worry about.
00:49:19Julie and I just wanted to be alone
00:49:21in the woods for a little while.
00:49:23She isn't being very discreet about it.
00:49:25Julie!
00:49:27I feel something's happened to her.
00:49:29Don't be crazy. She just can't hear us.
00:49:31That's all.
00:49:33I don't know what's going on.
00:49:35I want to go find out.
00:49:37I'm coming with you. Not without me.
00:49:39Come on, guys. Stay here.
00:49:41You're going to ruin everything.
00:49:43And I'm burning
00:49:45Under my skin
00:49:47All around me
00:49:49Julie!
00:49:51Julie's been here.
00:49:53This is one of her shoes.
00:49:55Julie!
00:49:57The car's been here, too.
00:49:59Looks like something's been drag racing.
00:50:01The ground's all torn up.
00:50:03I think we should call the police.
00:50:05Oh, come on. Not this again.
00:50:07Wake up, Eric. Something is going on.
00:50:09The caretaker's disappeared.
00:50:11Julie's missing.
00:50:13Zack should have been back by now.
00:50:15If this is one of
00:50:17Zack's practical jokes,
00:50:19it's becoming very unfunny.
00:50:21This time we're calling the police.
00:50:23Doug, I really think you're making a big mistake.
00:50:25I know.
00:50:27I know.
00:50:29Doug, I really think you're making a big mistake.
00:50:33Guys, I think
00:50:35we should give it a little more time
00:50:37before we go jumping to conclusions.
00:50:39If we wait any longer, it might be too late.
00:50:41Too late for what?
00:50:43I don't think that's necessary, Doug.
00:50:49I told you we should give it
00:50:51a little more time.
00:50:53Julie will probably turn up in a minute
00:50:55with one of her stupid explanations.
00:50:59Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:51:01That there's been one too many coincidences?
00:51:03Yeah.
00:51:09Zack, what took you so long?
00:51:13He didn't get any beer.
00:51:15Let's go check the car.
00:51:19Where's Zack?
00:51:29Boy, I really need a beer.
00:51:31Yo, Zack!
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:37Zack?
00:51:39I just remembered something.
00:51:41Come on.
00:51:49The beer's here.
00:51:51But where's Zack?
00:51:55I think I just found out.
00:51:59Get serious.
00:52:03Eric.
00:52:05I noticed these when I came in to get charcoal.
00:52:07I didn't think much about them at the time.
00:52:11So somebody's probably been spying on us all day?
00:52:13Not somebody.
00:52:15A man.
00:52:17A big man by the size of these footprints.
00:52:19What?
00:52:27If he overheard Zack promise to go get beer,
00:52:29he could have stolen what we had
00:52:31just so Zack would have to go buy some more.
00:52:33You mean in order to get Zack alone.
00:52:35Then he somehow tricked Julie
00:52:37and got her off in the woods by herself.
00:52:39And now he wants us to think
00:52:41that what's going on is all just one big practical joke.
00:52:45We're leaving this place.
00:52:49Come on, Sarah. We're getting out of here.
00:52:51Out of here? What for?
00:52:53Let's play later. Just move.
00:52:55Where's Eric?
00:52:57He went back into the woods.
00:52:59He thinks Julie's out somewhere with Zack.
00:53:01I'm going after him. You two get in the car.
00:53:03Come on.
00:53:05Somebody please tell me what the hell is going on.
00:53:07Somebody's trying to kill us, Sarah.
00:53:09You know, you and Doug are taking this paranoia thing
00:53:11just a bit too far.
00:53:19Now do you believe me?
00:53:25Zack, Julie, I know what's going on here,
00:53:27so you can stop playing this little game.
00:53:29Eric, come back!
00:53:31Doug, go away. This is none of your business.
00:53:33Eric, listen to me. This is not a game.
00:53:35Julie!
00:53:37Eric, do you hear me? This is not a game.
00:53:39Oh, hello, officer.
00:53:41What are you doing here?
00:53:43I'm here to help you.
00:53:45I'm here to help you.
00:53:47Officer, what are you doing here?
00:53:49Eric, where are you?
00:53:51Doug, go away!
00:53:55Oh, I know. You want these.
00:53:57I found your sunglasses by a tree.
00:54:03Holy shit!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:07Help!
00:54:09Dougie!
00:54:17Somebody help me!
00:54:21Help!
00:54:23Somebody!
00:54:25I've got to go after him.
00:54:27Sarah, you can't leave me here alone.
00:54:29Listen, just bolt the windows, okay? It'll be all right.
00:54:35Doug!
00:54:37Doug!
00:54:41Oh, the house.
00:54:43Thank God.
00:54:47Tired?
00:54:49Run down.
00:54:51Eat some energy.
00:55:09Eric!
00:55:11Eric, please answer me!
00:55:13Eric!
00:55:21Eric!
00:55:25Eric!
00:55:29Eric!
00:55:31Sarah...
00:55:43Sarah...
00:56:13Sarah...
00:56:43Sarah...
00:56:59Thank God, the police.
00:57:01Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
00:57:03The doorbell doesn't seem to work.
00:57:05Oh, you don't know how happy I am to see you.
00:57:07Nothing to worry about, miss.
00:57:09I've got everything under control.
00:57:13Thanks.
00:57:23Whoever was here got in a car and drove off.
00:57:25Oh, God.
00:57:37666.
00:57:39Sarah!
00:57:43Boy, I sure am relieved to know that everything's okay.
00:57:45You know, for a minute there,
00:57:47I was starting to get worried.
00:57:49Officer?
00:57:51Officer, here's the beer you wanted.
00:57:57Oh, there you are.
00:57:59I'm looking for you.
00:58:09Hey, what's going on?
00:58:11This.
00:58:17I'm looking for the key.
00:58:19I'm looking for the key.
00:58:37Sarah!
00:58:39Sarah!
00:58:41This is no way to act.
00:58:43You're making Officer Vickers
00:58:45very, very mad.
00:58:49Why don't you just tell me where you are
00:58:51and get this over with?
00:58:53I'll find out sooner or later.
00:59:03Which way's the house?
00:59:05I don't know.
00:59:09Sarah, now stop this.
00:59:11You're obstructing justice.
00:59:13Sarah!
00:59:15Laura!
00:59:19Sarah!
00:59:21Laura!
00:59:49Sarah!
01:00:13Hard wall.
01:00:15You're under arrest.
01:00:19Police Officer Joe Vickers.
01:00:23At your service.
01:00:45Sarah!
01:00:49Sarah!
01:00:53Sarah!
01:01:03Sarah!
01:01:05Sarah!
01:01:09Sarah!
01:01:13Sarah!
01:01:15There's no sign of her.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:19Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:01:21What are we going to do?
01:01:23He said something to the car.
01:01:25We're getting out of here on foot.
01:01:27Everything's under control.
01:01:29We've caught the maniac.
01:01:31Come along with me
01:01:33and I'll take care of you.
01:01:39This is totally impossible.
01:01:41The footprints are the same as the ones in the bullshit.
01:01:43It's just a coincidence.
01:01:45Go!
01:01:51What are we going to do?
01:01:53Get the money.
01:01:55Laura.
01:01:57I'm going to have to
01:01:59throw the book at you.
01:02:03Uh-oh.
01:02:05Suspect fleeing the scene.
01:02:07Come on, get through.
01:02:09Get through.
01:02:11You're making me very,
01:02:13very mad.
01:02:27You're resisting arrest, Dougie.
01:02:29Come on.
01:02:31Going somewhere?
01:02:35Here I come.
01:02:37Ready or not.
01:02:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:02:45Come in.
01:02:47Come in.
01:02:49Come in.
01:02:51Come in.
01:02:53Come in.
01:02:55Come in.
01:02:57Come in.
01:02:59At least we can call for help.
01:03:07The cable's been cut.
01:03:09What are we going to do?
01:03:11Look on the seat with this gun.
01:03:13Doug!
01:03:15Laura.
01:03:17Come on, come on.
01:03:19Dispatch, we've got a DWI
01:03:21in the back seat who says he's got a cop
01:03:23who's harassing him.
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:33We lost him.
01:03:35For the time being.
01:03:51Now it all makes sense.
01:03:54You mean why that squad car
01:03:56is following us this morning?
01:04:03We shouldn't have listened to the others.
01:04:05We should have called the police right away.
01:04:19Is that who I think it is?
01:04:24I'm afraid it is.
01:04:29Come on.
01:04:37There's a lot of car behind this trailer.
01:04:39If we can just find his keys.
01:04:45Now all we have to do is make it back to the house.
01:04:53Come on.
01:05:05Laura.
01:05:07You shouldn't have done that.
01:05:19Look.
01:05:21I'll distract him and I'll meet you in the driveway.
01:05:23Go.
01:05:51Come on.
01:06:17Start, damn it.
01:06:21Start, damn it.
01:06:33Doug!
01:06:35Doug!
01:06:37Laura.
01:06:43Doug, where are you?
01:06:51Stop.
01:06:55Come on.
01:06:57We got to get out of here.
01:07:05Oh, my God.
01:07:09The door.
01:07:11So, we meet again.
01:07:13Attorney.
01:07:15Attorney.
01:07:21Attorney.
01:07:27Attorney.
01:07:29Oh, well.
01:07:31Have it your way.
01:07:39Come on.
01:07:45We got to go.
01:07:51Come on, we're getting out of here.
01:07:53Oh, my ribs.
01:07:55Need a hand?
01:07:57Come on.
01:08:15Come on.
01:08:29Catch your breath and we'll make it back to the road.
01:08:31What about you?
01:08:33You've broken something.
01:08:35A couple of ribs.
01:08:37It doesn't feel so terrific, but I'll make it.
01:08:39You're not looking in such good shape yourself.
01:08:41I could be better.
01:08:43We got to get out of here.
01:08:51Go, go, go.
01:08:53Hold it right there.
01:08:55It's hands in the air.
01:08:57I said hands in the air.
01:08:59You don't understand.
01:09:01Someone's trying to kill us.
01:09:03He's dead. Put him up.
01:09:05You've got to believe us.
01:09:07Some cops killed his caretaker and four of our friends.
01:09:09We're telling you the truth.
01:09:11Hollywood's number 113.
01:09:21Bradley to dispatch. Come in.
01:09:23Bradley, breaking up.
01:09:25All right, go to the radio.
01:09:27Call headquarters. Tell them it's worse than we thought.
01:09:29Where's the squad car?
01:09:33Over here.
01:09:41Over here.
01:10:11What did you mean by it's worse than we thought?
01:10:13A policeman named Joe Vickers
01:10:15didn't show up for work after his day off.
01:10:17When we searched his apartment this morning,
01:10:19we found evidence of devil worship.
01:10:21Thought it might have something to do
01:10:23with a woman who disappeared last night,
01:10:25so we ran a check on fingerprints
01:10:27found in the apartment.
01:10:29Turns out Vickers' real name is Gary Henley,
01:10:31a guy with a history of mental problems
01:10:33a mile long.
01:10:35Who's now a policeman?
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:43Chris? Bradley?
01:10:45I read you. Go ahead.
01:10:47Yeah, it's Vickers' car, all right.
01:10:49Sitting out here in the middle of the woods.
01:10:53Maybe Vickers really does have the devil on his side.
01:10:59With all the cops on the force,
01:11:01Vickers is the only one who lived by himself
01:11:03and kept his car at home.
01:11:05Any other cop, we would have known right away
01:11:07if he was missing.
01:11:35The farmer claims he saw a black and white
01:11:37pull off the dirt road and disappear into the woods.
01:11:39Said they didn't think much about it at the time.
01:11:41Nice weather, huh?
01:11:47According to psychiatric records,
01:11:49Henley came from a broken home,
01:11:51abused child.
01:11:53Police were always being called in to break up fights.
01:11:57State finally got custody of him
01:11:59during his formative years.
01:12:01It was then that Henley came to believe
01:12:03the devil was always on his side
01:12:05and would always take care of him.
01:12:07Then when the state kicked him out on the street,
01:12:09Henley came to believe that God had deserted him.
01:12:13And that's when he turned to Satan.
01:12:21Chris?
01:12:25Chris, do you read me?
01:12:27Something's happened to him.
01:12:29No, there's no need to panic.
01:12:31Chris, come in. Do you read me?
01:12:33I'm telling you, something's happened to him.
01:12:35We should get the hell out of here.
01:12:37Too late.
01:12:41You should have listened to Doug.
01:12:51Have a heart.
01:12:53Come on.
01:12:59There's no way out of here.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:03Looking for a way out?
01:13:07How about
01:13:09dead?
01:13:19Leave him alone!
01:13:23Whatever you say.
01:13:54Oh!
01:14:02Oh, God!
01:14:04God?
01:14:06Ha! God has nothing to do with it.
01:14:11If you know what I mean.
01:14:24No!
01:14:30No!
01:14:53No!
01:15:05Satan doesn't like bullets.
01:15:07What the hell?
01:15:10Please, I beg you.
01:15:14It won't hurt
01:15:16for long.
01:15:24Aah!
01:15:42Put him down!
01:15:46I said, put him down!
01:15:54Since you put it that way...
01:16:00If you come any closer, I'll fire.
01:16:23Aah!
01:16:27Aah!
01:16:30Aah!
01:16:53Aah!
01:17:03Aah!
01:17:05Aah!
01:17:07Aah!
01:17:12Aah!
01:17:14Aah!
01:17:24Aah!
01:17:28Aah!
01:17:37No!
01:17:39Aah!
01:17:41Aah!
01:17:47Aah!
01:17:53Aah!
01:17:57Aah!
01:17:59Aah!
01:18:01Aah!
01:18:03Aah!
01:18:07Aah!
01:18:15Aah!
01:18:23Aah!
01:18:26Aah!
01:18:29Aah!
01:18:32Aah!
01:18:35Aah!
01:18:38Aah!
01:18:54Aah!
01:19:05Aah!
01:19:07Aah!
01:19:09Aah!
01:19:12Aah!
01:19:16Aah!
01:19:18Aah!
01:19:20on a more bizarre note further fingerprint analysis has now led some authorities to
01:19:33speculate that police officer Joe Vickers aka Gary Henley is none other than Ted Warnocki
01:19:40the serial killer who escaped from prison several months ago during a bloody shootout
01:19:44a spokesman for the police department however denies the allegation claiming there's no way
01:19:49a psychopathic Warnocki's notoriety could infiltrate the police force even if he did
01:19:54have the devil's help