Khichdi 2 Part 1
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
00:00you
00:30you
01:00you
01:30you
01:46once upon a time the dunya happy tea safety
01:51kisi ko kisi baad ka den nahi tha
01:54aur phir ek din
01:55humare ghar ke bade logon ne
01:58is dunya mein janam liya
02:00tabse hum log bole laga hai
02:02bade log, bade log
02:05aaj se thek
02:07kitna chakki?
02:08pachis chakki
02:10haan
02:11aaj se thik
02:12pachis minute pehle
02:14humare ghar ke bade logon se pala pada
02:16ek bole baale
02:17helicopter pilot ka
02:21this is captain skamish mehta speaking
02:24kakha kattu chasaja kakha kattu chasaja
02:26hum log agli 35 minute me
02:28panthukistan ki katha chodi par pohon jayenge
02:31mausam ekdum saaf hai
02:33and everything is absolutely fine
02:38was fine
02:40babaji
02:41saro chutney chakke dekhiye
02:43namak theek hai ki nahi
02:47chutney thodi kadvi hai jayshree
02:49wo toh cyanide
02:50cyanide kadwa hoga
02:52soda gir gaya tha na chutney mein
02:54wo kya hai
02:55ki chutney ke andar cockroach gir gaya tha
02:57bada kala wala
02:58toh usse marne ke liye maine
03:00cyanide ki bottle khaiki
03:02aur fir doron ko bahar nikalna
03:04are baba namak theek hai ki nahi wo bataye na
03:06chutney
03:07amesha idhar udhar ki baate karne met jate haan
03:11are us din apna wo
03:12khuni lotera bablu nahi
03:14usne babuji ki ghardan pe se churi rakhi
03:17aur bablu ne poocha
03:18ghar mein kitne paise hai wo bata
03:20toh yeh kehne lage
03:21main marna nahi chahata
03:23mujhe churi mat maro
03:26are wo pooch kya raha hai
03:28aur aap bata kya rahe hai
03:30haan bapu
03:31seedhe seedha bata dete
03:32ki ghar mein 40 lakh rupee hai
03:34par main tujhe nahi dooga
03:35toh chup chaap
03:36apki ghardan katke chala jata na
03:38bichara bablu
03:39hee
03:46dada bhaiya
03:48aap log kuch der ke liye chup rahe sakta hai
03:50nahi nahi rahe sakta hai
03:52kyu
03:55aap kaun hai
03:57are hi mansu
03:58yeh kaun hai
04:01kaun hai kaun hain
04:04aapko kya lagta hai
04:05mujhe juta lagta hai
04:07logjab mujhe maata hai tab
04:08when people beat me up.
04:10Once, someone picked up a scooter and beat me up.
04:12Yes.
04:13That too.
04:14And last year, Kutub Minar beat up my brother-in-law.
04:19Isn't it, Mansur?
04:20Whatever.
04:21How can anyone throw Kutub Minar?
04:23Yes, but you can throw your brother-in-law on Kutub Minar.
04:28Now tell me, who are you?
04:30Yes.
04:35I'm a helicopter pilot.
04:37I see.
04:40So, you're flying a helicopter right now?
04:46If I'm a helicopter pilot, I'll fly a helicopter, right?
04:48No, no.
04:49That's not necessary.
04:51My friend Sardendu is also a helicopter pilot.
04:53But how does he fly?
04:54By sitting in a helicopter?
04:55No.
04:56By sitting in a dance bar.
04:57Like this, like this, like this.
04:59Once, he went to China to fly penguins.
05:02But the penguins didn't fly.
05:04Tell me.
05:05Hansa, penguins don't fly.
05:08That's why they didn't fly in China, right?
05:10Yes.
05:11But there are no penguins in China.
05:12If there were, they would fly.
05:14Yes.
05:17Shut up!
05:20Not just Praful, all of you should hit him with slippers, shoes, etc.
05:24Yes.
05:25So, let's hit him.
05:27Yesterday, my uncle Bachulal beat him up.
05:31Beat him up?
05:32Yes.
05:33I went to ask about my uncle Bachulal.
05:36He didn't answer me.
05:38He had two heart operations and was lying in the ICU.
05:42I went to ask him at 2 o'clock in the night.
05:44Uncle.
05:45Uncle.
05:47How are you?
05:48Does your heart beat?
05:49Himanshu took off all the masks and lids on his face.
05:55So that uncle can speak comfortably.
05:58Look, uncle.
05:59Uncle.
06:01Instead of answering, uncle started dancing and singing.
06:06Which song was that, Himanshu?
06:08Off-season potato parathas.
06:10Off-season potato parathas.
06:12But potato parathas are made in every season.
06:15Yes.
06:17He must not be saying off-season potato parathas.
06:20He must be saying, start the oxygen.
06:22Yes.
06:23We told you so much.
06:25Now tell us the truth, who are you?
06:29Tell us.
06:41Yes.
06:42Wow.
06:43I'll eat this salad right now.
06:59No.
07:03Pilot Kumar, tell us before you die.
07:05Is salt okay in the sauce?
07:06Yes.
07:08In the sauce?
07:09Yes, salt.
07:10Salt.
07:11Yes, salt.
07:12Okay.
07:14Now die.
07:15Thank you.
07:16Oh no, the helicopter is eating the dog.
07:20Hail Lord.
07:21The helicopter is eating the dog.
07:26Hail Lord.
07:28Hail Lord.
07:30Oh no, he fell down.
07:33Can you hear the sound?
07:35Hail Lord.
07:38Yes, he's gone.
07:41Get up.
07:42Why are you laughing?
07:43Come on, get up.
07:44Get up, Himanshu.
07:45Get up.
07:47Wear a parachute and jump.
07:48What is a parachute?
07:50Parachute means, explain to the people on the road.
07:53Bro, parachute means...
07:56I'll meet you down there.
08:01Pilot.
08:02Himanshu.
08:04Why didn't you wear a parachute?
08:06I'll wear it on the way.
08:08No one will know.
08:11Call him.
08:12I'll call the dog.
08:17Yes, tell me.
08:19Jump.
08:21Listen.
08:22We're all going to Pantukistan.
08:24Pantukistan.
08:26Actually, in 1947, my mother, Hunza Pare's grandmother,
08:32Pavan Hansa Devi and Praful Chacha's grandfather, Pratham Praful,
08:37took a stand against the British.
08:41Lady Pavan Hansa, move back.
08:43Otherwise, you'll have to pay for this.
08:47Oh no.
08:49Who will explain to me what consequence means?
08:53Who will?
08:54Lady Pavan Hansa.
08:57It's me.
08:58Consequence Pavan Hansa Devi.
09:00Yes.
09:01These ladies were stealing our jewellery and jewellery.
09:06We complained to them.
09:08But they didn't say,
09:10that our queens,
09:12consequence,
09:14consequence.
09:16Consequence.
09:18Consequence.
09:19Okay.
09:20Consequence.
09:22Enough. Stop this nonsense.
09:24You're insulting our English language.
09:27We will never let you be independent.
09:31Pratham Praful, what does independent mean?
09:34Independent Pavan Hansa Devi,
09:37her queens were stealing our Kohinoor jewellery.
09:42What did they say then?
09:44They said,
09:45we will put this jewellery on the crown.
09:49I won't put it in the pendant.
09:52Independent.
09:54Independent.
09:56Independent.
09:58Enough. Enough. Enough.
09:59We can't stay in this country even for a minute.
10:02Let's go back to England.
10:03Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:05And like this,
10:07Bharat Shah.