Code Monkeys Code Monkeys E002 – E.T.
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00:00♪ Générique de fin ♪
00:27♪ Jingle ♪
00:29Et... Je suis...
00:31Fini !
00:31Ah !
00:32Ah ah !
00:34Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
00:35Oh, j'ai tombé sur mes claviers.
00:36Big Ass Dolphin, le jeu vidéo est terminé.
00:39Encore un successeux all-nighter.
00:41Dave, pourquoi es-tu naqué ?
00:42Oh, j'ai faim quand je programme.
00:43Et comme tu le sais, mes balles doivent respirer si je dois faire de mon mieux.
00:46Arrête de jouer avec ma chaise !
00:48Combien de temps j'ai duré ?
00:49Eh bien, environ deux heures après que tu aies terminé ton jeu Floating Space Rocks,
00:52tu as pris un hit célèbre du Dégobong et t'es sorti.
00:55Ça doit être ce nouveau weed que j'ai développé.
00:57Encore une question, pourquoi est-ce que mon pénis est vert ?
00:59Je peux t'expliquer ça aussi, parce qu'environ deux heures après,
01:01très loin de ton esprit, Dave, tu l'as peint pour qu'il ressemble à,
01:04et je cite,
01:05un serpent sexuel capable de déchirer son venin partout.
01:08Putain, je savais que j'étais un génie.
01:10Ok, mec, il est environ 9h00.
01:11Allons-y.
01:12Hum...
01:13Disgusting Boys,
01:14Mr. Laerty voudrait vous voir.
01:16Ah, super.
01:17Eh bien, où sont mes pantalons ?
01:19Merde.
01:20♪ Jingle ♪
01:23Dave, pourquoi n'as-tu pas des pantalons ?
01:26C'est une longue histoire, mec.
01:27Et je suis vraiment élevé en ce moment,
01:28alors...
01:29Faisons juste attention à pourquoi nous sommes tous ici.
01:30C'est clair.
01:31De toute façon, aujourd'hui est un jour où les poissons n'ont pas seulement flippé,
01:34mais ils ont aussi réparé mon voiture et m'ont fait déjeuner
01:37en utilisant le poisson de leurs propres corps.
01:39Et pas seulement a-t-il froid,
01:42mais c'est aussi devenu ma nouvelle venue pour les Smurfs sur l'Ice.
01:45Vous m'entendez ?
01:46Car Game-O-Vision sera enfin la meilleure compagnie de jeux du monde.
01:50Et plus important,
01:51nous allons nous battre contre des putes à Balico-Vision.
01:55Mec, j'ai un invité ici
01:57qui va nous emmener à la 4ème base.
02:00Qu'est-ce que tu penses que ça va être ?
02:01C'est probablement un motivationnel dégueulasse
02:03qui va faire des livres de téléphone ou quelque chose de stupide comme ça.
02:05Dave, pourquoi est-ce que ton pénis est vert ?
02:08Et pourquoi, belle dame, es-tu en train de me regarder avec ton pénis ?
02:09Parce que tu n'as pas de pantalons, et c'est vert !
02:12Oh.
02:13Mesdames et Messieurs, notre invité spécial,
02:15Mr. Steven Spielberg !
02:16Spielberg ?
02:17Oh, salut tout le monde.
02:18Putain de merde.
02:19Wow.
02:19C'est génial.
02:20Je vais essayer de le faire avec le directeur.
02:21Qui est Steven Spielberg ?
02:23Oh mon dieu.
02:24Wow, mec, t'as piqué toi-même ?
02:25Dave, c'est mon idole, tu le sais.
02:27Ça n'explique toujours pas le truc de piquer sur le sol.
02:30Spielberg, mon anus.
02:32C'est le pauvre Lucas, si tu me demandes.
02:34Écoute, Steven Spielberg est ici
02:36et il a un nouvel film qui va sortir, c'est ça.
02:38En fait, c'est un E.T.
02:40Un déjeuner à la fois, mon fils.
02:41Je t'ai arrêté, putain de saloperie.
02:42Je lui ai acheté les droits de ce jeu vidéo
02:45pour 20 millions de dollars.
02:47Tu as dit 30.
02:48J'ai dit 20, putain de saloperie.
02:49Arrête-le, père.
02:50Non, Dean, nous sommes des gentils.
02:53Et nous allons le résoudre comme des gentils
02:55avec un petit bruit.
02:56Quoi ?
02:58Viens ici, petit saloperie !
03:0220 !
03:03Sale saloperie !
03:05C'est juste un coup.
03:07Le jeu doit être fait dans les 24 heures suivantes.
03:10Donc nous allons nous battre, les gars.
03:12Et par nous, je veux dire vous.
03:14Et par vous, je veux dire Dave et Jerry.
03:16Oh, merde.
03:17Vraiment ? J'ai travaillé la moitié de la nuit.
03:18Hey, merci beaucoup, Spielberg.
03:20Désolé, pote.
03:21Quoi qu'il en soit.
03:22Qu'un saloperie.
03:22Maintenant, j'ai un pass
03:24pour un scénario super secret
03:25pour notre programme d'adaptation.
03:27Je suis flatté, Mr. Larity,
03:29et je vous assure
03:30que je donnerai mon attention au film.
03:33Pas à toi !
03:34Pourquoi je le donnerais à un gay viking ?
03:37Maintenant, je pense à un numéro
03:39de 1 à 10.
03:40La personne qui le dénonce
03:41reçoit un ticket.
03:426.
03:42Non.
03:438.
03:43Non.
03:44Allez !
03:4469 !
03:46Euh, non.
03:46Qui est Steven Spielberg ?
03:48Negativo.
03:49Alligator.
03:49Ils l'ont.
03:50Maintenant, le reste de vous,
03:51retournez au travail !
03:56Aham !
03:57Ahoy, there !
03:58Hey ho, um...
03:59Yes ?
04:00Did you, uh...
04:01have a chance to look
04:02at the game pitch I sent you ?
04:03Ah !
04:04Refresh my memory ?
04:05The game.
04:06Based upon that wonderful book
04:07I happened upon
04:08called The Color Purple,
04:09it's a compelling tale
04:11of a young African-American woman
04:13who faces various adversity...
04:14Why don't you leave the thinking
04:15to the professionals, son ?
04:17Can't make crapola
04:18out of turd polish, now can you ?
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