Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 150. epizoda (S6E6)

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Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 151. epizoda (S6E7): https://dai.ly/x91a02u (Sledeca epizoda)
Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 149. epizoda (S6E5): https://dai.ly/x91a02w (Prethodna epizoda)
Transcript
00:00This film is based on a true story.
00:02It's not based on a true story.
00:04It's not based on a true story.
00:06It's not based on a true story.
00:08It's based on a true story.
00:10Give me a room.
00:12I'll move into a flat.
00:14We're not going to court.
00:16The little one will live with you,
00:18I mean, with all of us.
00:20You'll move in and live with us in a flat?
00:22Either that or we're going to court.
00:24Listen, what I have to tell you
00:26is very, very important.
00:28Come on, tell me more.
00:30What's so important?
00:34I'm exhausted.
00:38This is as important
00:40as I had to tell you.
00:42I see you have a big flat.
00:44If I could keep the kid,
00:46it would be great if you could give me
00:48a room to live in.
00:50Great?
00:52To teach him?
00:54Great, but you have to give me a room.
00:56I hope you won't call me
00:58after work.
01:00Maybe it's best
01:02if I stay in jail.
01:06Coffee or a fart?
01:08Psst.
01:16Your hand is unusual.
01:18It's on this side.
01:20It's on this side.
01:22Come on, tell me what's wrong.
01:24Nothing.
01:26Nada was looking for you.
01:28Senchvi?
01:30She's coming to the production tonight.
01:32Didn't you tell her I'm in jail?
01:34I didn't, I forgot.
01:36Finally, she's using you.
01:38Do you want me to call her
01:40and tell her you're dead?
01:42No one calls her
01:44if Senchvi finds out I'm dead
01:46and never wants to see me again.
01:48What did she want?
01:50Nothing, she just left you this letter.
01:52Senchvi
01:54is going to America.
01:56Wait,
01:58did you read my letter?
02:00It's not your letter.
02:02I wouldn't read your letter.
02:04I'm a cultured man.
02:06It's her letter, and that's another story.
02:08Of course I read it,
02:10how would I know what's in it?
02:12Is it true
02:14that there are no solutions?
02:16I'd kill you now.
02:18Dear Faruk, I'd like to see you.
02:20At 3 p.m. in San Remo
02:22because I have a flight
02:24to America tonight.
02:26Shut up!
02:30I'll wait for you
02:32to say goodbye
02:34because I have a flight
02:36to America tonight.
02:38I'd like to see you
02:40but I don't want
02:42to say goodbye
02:44to you
02:46if I don't get Senchvi
02:48to go to America with me.
02:50I told you.
02:52What should I do?
02:54I have to get out of jail.
02:56There's Kufa on the stage.
02:58What do you think?
03:00Why did I bring this letter to her?
03:02Because you're an idiot.
03:04Kufa is an idiot.
03:06Look at this.
03:10This is how you get out.
03:12What do you say?
03:14Who's the man?
03:16I'm the man. Kufa is the man.
03:18Let me hear you say,
03:20oh, oh,
03:22say yeah.
03:24Only if there's someone
03:26to drink rakija with, then he's welcome.
03:28Hey, Izete, what's up?
03:30Oh, burek vatik.
03:32Who ordered it?
03:34I'm making something right now.
03:36If there's no one to drink rakija with,
03:38I can't drink alone anymore.
03:40Leave me alone.
03:42It's none of my business.
03:44I'm done with your big business.
03:46You know I have a business.
03:48Maybe I can help you.
03:50It's hard, Izete.
03:52You don't know
03:54how creative
03:56my Maksuzija is.
03:58When you get drunk
04:00with her,
04:02you get incredible ideas.
04:04I'll take you
04:06to the bar.
04:14Do you need
04:16nuts and honey?
04:20Do you need
04:22constant pay?
04:26Is it new youth,
04:28madness or joy?
04:32Will you see
04:34all the way to sixty?
04:38Crazy, crazy, crazy,
04:40crazy is normal.
04:42Crazy, crazy, crazy,
04:44crazy is normal.
04:46Everywhere around me
04:48there's music and women.
04:52I don't like to play,
04:54I'd rather study.
04:58The questions torture me,
05:00they pull me out of the house.
05:04There's a problem
05:06but there's no solution.
05:08Crazy, crazy, crazy,
05:10crazy is normal.
05:12Crazy, crazy, crazy,
05:14crazy is normal.
05:16What's wrong with you?
05:22I threw myself around.
05:24You write fantastically.
05:26You're not like the other writers,
05:28who steal from each other.
05:30Your script and Faruk
05:32needed a camera.
05:34Yes.
05:36What about the editing?
05:38One of my children
05:40is in prison.
05:42I'm sorry
05:44that the series is ruined because of him.
05:46The series will be filmed.
05:48The agreement between me and Faruk
05:50is now in question.
05:52If he's in prison,
05:54he can't participate, right?
05:56Yes.
05:58It's a lot of money.
06:0010,000 euros per episode,
06:0224 episodes.
06:04The problem is
06:06the camera.
06:08Yes, the HD camera.
06:10If I had it, I'd film myself.
06:12What do you think?
06:14Tell me what you're up to.
06:16What do you think?
06:18It's not enough for me
06:20to get involved,
06:22it's all because of Faruk.
06:24I have a black fund in the bank.
06:26What do you think?
06:28Should I be
06:30the co-producer?
06:32The co-producer?
06:34Yes.
06:36I should be the co-producer.
06:38What do you think?
06:40I told you.
06:42I'll get the money from the bank,
06:44buy the camera,
06:46and on the other hand,
06:48I'll light up the image of Faruk.
06:50We have only one problem.
06:52What is it?
06:54I don't want to be unfaithful to Faruk.
06:56I talked to him first.
06:58You said before
07:00that we should wait
07:02and see if he can keep him in jail.
07:04If he releases him in 5-6 days,
07:06I'd work with him, why not?
07:08Ok, if that happens,
07:10I'll help you.
07:12I'll come with the camera.
07:14Ok, ok.
07:16If he doesn't release him soon,
07:18ok.
07:20I can't believe it.
07:22You thought me and Izet
07:24had something.
07:26You know what it looked like.
07:28Wait.
07:30Wait.
07:32You thought me and Izet
07:34had something.
07:36Both of them.
07:38That crazy bitch told me
07:40and I thought I'd go crazy.
07:46Izet and me.
07:48Izet.
07:56This is nice.
07:58Again.
08:00You, me,
08:02coffee.
08:04Like old times.
08:06Yeah.
08:10We had some nice moments.
08:14I only remember those moments.
08:18Maybe we could
08:20go out tonight.
08:22To the city.
08:26I don't know.
08:28I have some
08:30obligations.
08:32Whatever I want.
08:34I can't tonight.
08:36I have a shift.
08:38Tomorrow night.
08:40Ok, tomorrow night at 8.
08:42Come pick me up.
08:44I'll pick you up at 8.
08:46Man,
08:48I'm going crazy.
08:52Feride!
08:54Feride!
08:56What time is it?
08:58Half past three.
09:00Hurry up!
09:04Senčić is waiting for me
09:06in half an hour.
09:08What should I do?
09:10What?
09:16I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:58Boss,
10:00you have to see this.
10:02Something on YouTube again?
10:04Google.
10:06What could it be?
10:08Security camera.
10:10What camera?
10:12You know,
10:14someone stole a security camera
10:16from a robber.
10:18No, no.
10:20Security camera recorded
10:22someone stealing a camera.
10:24No, no.
10:26Security camera recorded
10:28someone stealing a professional camera.
10:30Excellent.
10:32Bravo, Sheriff.
10:34Bravo.
10:36Great idea.
10:38Watch security camera footage.
10:40I would never remember that.
10:42Something like this.
10:44You know we're holding
10:46Faruk Fazlinović's case.
10:48He's accused of stealing a camera.
10:50A security camera?
10:52No, a professional camera.
10:54Of course we accused him
10:56when we found a professional camera.
10:58Now you'll see
11:00what the security camera recorded
11:02and who stole the professional camera.
11:04I know, Tamiso.
11:06Your combination with cameras.
11:09That's the one we released.
11:11Samir Fazlinović.
11:13Yes, boss.
11:15We caught the other Fazlinović.
11:17Faruk, right?
11:22Let's release the man.
11:24Let's keep him in custody.
11:26It doesn't make sense. He's innocent.
11:28It's all your fault.
11:30Why isn't it my fault?
11:32Why didn't you remember
11:34to watch security camera footage?
11:36Wait, wait, wait.
11:38What do you mean we made a mistake?
11:40Do you remember that lady
11:42with big breasts,
11:44who needs smaller breasts
11:46because she has a problem with her breasts?
11:48What about her?
11:50We enlarged her breasts
11:52for two sizes.
11:54And that other lady
11:56with smaller breasts,
11:58that ballerina,
12:00we reduced her breasts
12:02for two sizes.
12:04Because she had them on her table.
12:06I didn't take them to the operating room.
12:09Oh, Majo, my sweet sister.
12:13Who's my wife with smaller breasts?
12:15Who's that? I'll break him.
12:17Sister Majo, please help this nice gentleman.
12:19I have to go to a visit.
12:21Who's that?
12:24Thank you.
12:32It's your fault, doctor.
12:34I'll break your arm.
12:36Oh,
12:38nothing can go right
12:40with these Fazlinovićs.
12:42We came to let him go,
12:44and he gave him too many pills and ran away.
12:46Don't worry, boss.
12:48I'll go to the specialist
12:50to find him and break his bones
12:52like you said you would.
12:54We'll catch him when he's proven innocent.
12:56Okay.
12:58I thought we'd catch him
13:00and apologize to him.
13:02It's all your fault.
13:04What's the point of looking for him
13:06when we caught him for no reason?
13:08We should be happy that he didn't sue us.
13:10Where is he now? I thought...
13:12Don't think anything.
13:14Let's go to his house and apologize.
13:16That's the least we can do.
13:18Senči!
13:20Senči!
13:22Fuck, I'm late.
13:24Senči!
13:26What now?
13:28The airport.
13:30I have to go to the airport.
13:32How can I go to the airport dressed like this?
13:34I have to change.
13:36The airport is packed.
13:38Senči!
13:48Senči!
13:54Good afternoon.
13:56Give me a coffee.
14:04Good afternoon, son.
14:06How are you?
14:08How are you, Lado?
14:10My child.
14:12Aren't you at your academy?
14:14I'm not.
14:16I'm going to bed.
14:18I don't think I'll get up early.
14:20Come on.
14:22Today's young people.
14:24I don't know what hurts.
14:26Is it the goose or the head?
14:28Hello, burek?
14:30Take the wheel.
14:32Listen.
14:34I raised the money from the bank.
14:36Should I buy you in the cell
14:38or should I not buy you in the cell?
14:42Take this.
14:44I'll sleep like a baby.
14:50Can you hear me?
14:52I'm talking to you, burek.
14:54There's no chance
14:56that Faruk will get out of jail soon.
15:00You've been in London for a long time.
15:02You have no idea
15:04how precise
15:06this new police force is.
15:08They're interrogating everyone.
15:10Who knows who's interrogating whom?
15:14You just have to remember
15:16that I'm glad my son is in jail
15:18and that I'm doing something
15:20with you.
15:22God bless you.
15:26Listen.
15:28I'm just telling you
15:30how things really are.
15:32Come to my place
15:34so we can talk.
15:38Are you close?
15:40For how long?
15:42Two minutes.
15:44Bye.
15:46Please, dear uncle,
15:48let Faruk stay in jail
15:50so I can finish this job with burek.
15:54My heart is going to burst.
15:56What's wrong?
15:58Don't ask me anything.
16:00This guy is chasing me.
16:02He wants to kill me.
16:04I don't know where I am.
16:06You idiot!
16:08One day
16:10you'll see how crazy I am.
16:12I just don't know
16:14who they're after.
16:18That's why they're after me.
16:20When did they let you go?
16:22When?
16:24Never.
16:26The police station is full.
16:28I was in a hurry because of them.
16:30I hope no one followed me.
16:32Don't worry.
16:34He ran away from jail.
16:36I had to.
16:38I have to catch him at the station.
16:40I have to convince him
16:42not to go to America.
16:44I have to give him another chance.
16:46You idiot!
16:48You idiot for running away!
16:50You know they'll look for you here.
16:52How could I run away?
16:54I can't go to the station like this.
16:56The police station is full.
16:58I have to hide.
17:00Who is it?
17:04The police.
17:06Grin.
17:08I told you.
17:10I have a problem with the train.
17:12Let's go to the station.
17:14Let's see who it is.
17:16They'll shorten your life by a hundred years.
17:18They're saving a very poor man.
17:26Is it the police?
17:28It's not the police.
17:30It's the special forces.
17:32They have machine guns,
17:34military equipment.
17:36What should I do?
17:38I don't want to go to jail.
17:40I have to go to the station.
17:42I'll never forgive myself.
17:44I totally understand you.
17:46I don't want to go to jail.
17:48You know how to get there.
17:50Just do what I tell you.
17:52Let's go.
17:54Get in my room
17:56and don't come out until I call you.
17:58Clear?
18:00What should I do?
18:04Let's go.
18:10My Burek!
18:12Now I'll give you
18:14my Maksuzija.
18:16We'll make a deal.
18:18Sure.
18:20Your Maksuzija is not something
18:22that can be refused.
18:24But I don't know about the deal.
18:26What's the big deal?
18:28You need a camera.
18:30I have money to buy a camera.
18:32It's compatible.
18:34Yes, it is.
18:36But I don't want Faruk to do it.
18:38I don't like it.
18:40Why not?
18:42I hired Faruk.
18:44He's the best lawyer in Sarajevo.
18:46He told me
18:48that he learned Faruk's case.
18:50He's not innocent.
18:52It's going to take a long time.
18:54A long, long, long time.
18:56I told him.
18:58He said it's going to take a long time.
19:00Let's make a deal.
19:02I'll buy you a camera.
19:06Here it is.
19:08Don't give me coffee.
19:10I'm going to see who's bothering me now.
19:16It's them.
19:18Faruk, Faruk.
19:20It's time for you to come.
19:22Good day.
19:24Where have you been
19:26all this time?
19:28I beg your pardon?
19:30How much time do you need
19:32to count the notebook
19:34of the fugitive?
19:36First, under his roof.
19:38No, we just...
19:42He hid himself
19:44in that room.
19:46Who?
19:48Faruk.
19:50Faruk, my son.
19:52I know he's my son,
19:54but I can't go against the government.
19:56But we're not chasing him.
19:58We're here to apologize
20:00for arresting him.
20:02The police will apologize
20:04for arresting him.
20:06You and my mother
20:08went to prison.
20:10We arrested him by mistake.
20:12By mistake?
20:14Yes, by mistake.
20:16What does it matter
20:18who did the mistake?
20:20Just put him back in jail.
20:22No, there's no reason.
20:24We just want to apologize.
20:26You can't. He's sleeping now.
20:28That's why we're whispering.
20:30I'm going to apologize to him.
20:34You're apologizing
20:36and arresting an innocent man.
20:38You've had enough.
20:40Goodbye.
20:44What an idiot.
20:48I'm going to Faruk.
20:50Faruk.
20:54She's gone mad.
20:56Faruk, my son, where are you?
20:58Here I am.
21:00They're gone.
21:02They made a mess in the kitchen
21:04while you were gone.
21:06What am I going to do now?
21:08Nothing.
21:10Go into the closet
21:12until I get rid of them.
21:14Did you understand?
21:16Yes, I did.
21:18Thank you for this.
21:20I'll never forget this.
21:22Is this good?
21:26I hope I'm not in a hurry.
21:28I'm not in a hurry.
21:30It's just that I'm a lefty.
21:40I'm sorry, sir.
21:42I'm sorry.
21:44Who the hell are you
21:46behind that curtain?
21:48You're jumping around like a ninja.
21:50What do you think of Harbi?
21:52She's hot.
21:54Hot?
21:56My heart almost exploded.
21:58What are you hiding in the house?
22:00I heard the doorbell
22:02and thought it was the cops.
22:04It's not the cops.
22:06The police are looking for your crazy uncle.
22:08Is he in the kitchen?
22:10Yes, and no.
22:12It's a long story.
22:14I'm in a hurry.
22:16I'm sorry.
22:18Nothing happened.
22:24Get out of my head.
22:32Who is it?
22:40Fuck, it's Hrmpalija.
22:42Doctor!
22:44It's him.
22:46Who is it?
22:56Why don't you open the door?
22:58Someone's been calling you for five minutes.
23:00Why are you calling me?
23:02We agreed on this job.
23:04Why did you stop?
23:06Why are you so busy?
23:08Because of Faruk.
23:10Someone's been calling you again.
23:12Open the door.
23:14You're making me nervous.
23:16You're making me nervous.
23:18I'm going crazy.
23:20Don't worry.
23:22I'll be right back.
23:24Calm down.
23:28Hello.
23:30Senada?
23:32With Kufir?
23:34Did you bring him here
23:36so I could kill myself?
23:38I came because of Faruk.
23:40I couldn't leave
23:42so I wouldn't see him again.
23:44Is he here?
23:46How would I know?
23:48He's in the daycare.
23:50Wait for him there.
23:52He's here somewhere.
23:54In the daycare?
23:56They live right and left.
23:58I have an urgent job.
24:00Burjak, if you know God,
24:02let's make a deal.
24:04I can't do this anymore.
24:13Faruk?
24:16Faruk, is that you?
24:24Senči.
24:26Senči Zlatović.
24:28Didn't you go to America?
24:32I could wait for the plane to take off.
24:34Senči, it's not what you think.
24:36Senči!
24:38Senči, do you know
24:40that I love you?
24:42Senči!
24:48Burjak, I have to go to Jennifer.
24:50Go.
24:52You don't know where Damir is.
24:54We were supposed to meet in the evening.
24:56In the evening?
24:58It looks like you're having fun again.
25:00I don't know.
25:02We'll see.
25:04Do you know where he is?
25:06Last time I saw him,
25:08I was shocked because of you.
25:14Stupid house.
25:16What is this in the middle of the road?
25:20Whose is this?
25:22Get out.
25:38Barbie!
25:40Is that you?
25:42Do you have an orembalia?
25:46Barbie, why?
25:48Wait.
25:50Barbie.
25:52I don't look like this.
25:54Barbie, I don't have anything.
25:56I love you.
25:58What is this mess?
26:00This house is either
26:02jumping or crying.
26:04Sorry, Burjak.
26:06Sorry, Burjak.
26:08This is my grandson.
26:12Did we make a deal?
26:14I don't know.
26:16Did you wash your hands?
26:18Of course.
26:20Hygiene.
26:22Let's make a deal.
26:24Buy a camera.
26:26That's it, Burjak.
26:28Let's have a drink.
26:30How did you wash your hands
26:32and dry your hands?
26:34Senči!
26:36Senči!
26:38Stop!
26:40Don't ruin everything!
26:42Barbarina!
26:44Senči, I'm sorry.
26:46Stop, we won't tell you anything.
26:48Good day, ma'am.
26:50Barbarina!
26:54Stop, it's not what you think.
26:56Stop, doctor!
26:58Where is Barbie?
27:00I'll take you to the doctor.
27:02What is this?
27:10Did you make it to the airport?
27:12Yes, I made it.
27:14I made it too far.
27:16Too far?
27:18When I saw the police chasing me,
27:20I turned on the turbocharger.
27:22I didn't know people were chasing me
27:24to apologize.
27:26I thought they were chasing me
27:28to arrest me.
27:30All of a sudden,
27:32we were running in opposite directions.
27:38Damir, son!
27:40What's wrong with you?
27:42I don't know.
27:44I don't care.
27:46Damir, son, what's wrong?
27:50My dear brother.
27:56It looks like he didn't run away.
27:58It looks like he didn't run away.
28:00Of course he didn't.
28:02He's never run away.
28:04He doesn't even know how to run.
28:06I told him to run away
28:08if anything happens
28:10because of running away.
28:12I'll take him to the police station.
28:14Listen,
28:16I don't get it.
28:18What?
28:20When the police came,
28:22he got up.
28:24When they were chasing me?
28:26They didn't come to arrest me.
28:28They came to apologize.
28:30Who, son?
28:32The police.
28:34What police, dear son?
28:36The inspector, dad.
28:38What did the inspector tell you?
28:40He told me that they came to apologize
28:42and that I'm free.
28:46Why didn't you tell me
28:48when you came to my room?
28:50When you were in the closet?
28:52Yes, when you came
28:54Oh, my dear son,
28:56you didn't ask.
28:58You just asked if the police came
29:00and I said they did.
29:02In the closet.
29:04I totally forgot
29:06to tell you the most important thing.
29:08My dear son,
29:10I'm sorry.
29:12Until then,
29:14cheers.
29:18Double.
29:20One more.
29:22Double.
29:28What do you say
29:30who you caught Damir with?
29:32With that little Lada
29:34who's like a tramp.
29:38Wait a minute.
29:40I caught Faruk with her.
29:42Faruk and Lada?
29:44Yes, the one who's naked in bed
29:46and he's naked in the closet.
29:48Damir is naked under the bed.
29:50Oh, little tramp.
29:52That's why they put her
29:54under the bed.
29:56Oh, Fazlinović and Nepopravljević.
30:08Oh, I'm so cold.
30:10I woke up without a blanket
30:12and I'm sure I covered myself when I went to bed.
30:16Why are you looking at me like that?
30:18Yuck.
30:20What's wrong with her?
30:28It looks like I overslept.
30:30Evala, there's nothing to read
30:32in these newspapers.
30:36You don't have the will
30:38to do what you need to do.
30:42The day before
30:44it was too short to read all the newspapers.
30:48It's interesting.
30:54It hurts so much.
30:58Son, don't go out like that.
31:00It doesn't make sense
31:02for people to see you
31:04on the street so exhausted.
31:06You're a doctor, after all.
31:08Let me go, you're rich.
31:10I need to find Barbara
31:12to explain what happened.
31:14Where are you with this paper?
31:16I was thinking about something
31:18and it came to my mind
31:20that the older a man is,
31:22the more he feels
31:24that life is going faster for him.
31:26Son, life is like
31:28this roll of paper.
31:30The less it has,
31:32the faster it turns.
31:36Grandpa, dear,
31:38it's good for you when you have time
31:40to think about such things.
31:42Grandpa,
31:44I'm going to write a book
31:46about the deep sentences of Izeta Fazlinović.
31:50Where are you going, Lado?
31:52Anywhere, Izeta, anywhere.
31:54I just know that
31:56I won't spend a single night
31:58in this house.
32:00What's wrong with you, dear?
32:02I hope my light doesn't bother you.
32:04Izeta, get out of my way.
32:08Goodbye, Fazlinović.
32:10Goodbye.
32:12This little whore.
32:14Get out!
32:16I'll sleep in my bed
32:18in peace.
32:20Where did I put this roll of paper?
32:22My head is spinning.
32:28Dear readers of my literature,
32:30if I'm lying,
32:32if I'm lying,
32:34if I'm lying,
32:36if I'm lying,
32:38if I'm lying,
32:40there is a national kitchen
32:42in every block.
32:44My friend Đižimilović would say,
32:46populus kuharum.
32:48Dear readers of my literature,
32:50you won't believe me.
32:52Everything is full.
32:54You can't get in line.
32:56There are millions of orphans,
32:58old and young.
33:00The pensioners took the thrones
33:02and are standing in line eating.
33:04But they still say
33:06the state is human.
33:08The people are hungry.
33:10But dear readers,
33:12you who don't
33:14throw my book out of your hands,
33:16you know that the situation
33:18is diametrically opposite.
33:20We have a multinational kitchen
33:22and the state has thrown it in our face.
33:24Our planet is the biggest
33:26fart on the planet.
33:28Dear readers,
33:30not even a Latin comment
33:32will help here.
34:08Thank you.