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00:30Morning, sir. Oh, I just love the hum of the air con first thing in the morning, don't
00:50you, sir? Makes you just want to leap out of bed and mop.
00:56Morning, Kreutz.
00:57Oh, something wrong, sir? Something getting you down? Is it that you're the last human
01:02being alive with no life, no family, no future, no prospects, no hope? Is it something to
01:10do with that, sir?
01:11Something to do with that, Kreutzen, yeah.
01:13You're missing the human race again, aren't you, sir?
01:17I'm really missing them today, Kreutz. I just can't believe it's all over. I've been looking
01:22at some old pictures of them. Remind me of the old days. Look, there's a picture of them
01:27going to work.
01:28Commuters.
01:29There's another one. Look, they're all laughing.
01:36New Year's. Titan.
01:37We were so happy back then, Kreutzen. I had a species. I thought the two of us would be
01:42together forever. Well, it may sound ridiculous now, sir, but one day I'm sure you'll meet
01:49another species that'll make you just as happy.
01:52No, I won't. No species will make me happy like the human race. I never found other species
01:58like them. They were... They were special.
02:03Sir, all I'm saying is there are other species out there, and given time, who knows?
02:11You never liked the human race, did you?
02:13Quite honestly, sir, I never thought they were good enough for you.
02:18I never thought they were very nice to you, sir. Quite frankly, sir, I think you could do better.
02:23But in the human race?
02:26It may sound harsh, but you've just got to get them out of your mind and get on with
02:30your life.
02:31Everywhere I look reminds me of them.
02:35A couple of beers later on today, sir. That'll take your mind off it.
02:39The human race invented beer.
02:42They were brilliant at inventing.
02:44They invented sofas and blankets and mops and floors and buckets.
02:49I just miss them so much.
02:53A change of scenery, sir, that's what I mean. Why don't you get out and stretch your legs?
02:58The human race had legs.
03:00I just can't get away from them. Everywhere I look, it reminds me of them.
03:05Nothing compares to them.
03:07Nothing compares.
03:10Nothing compares to them.
03:14I knew they'd break his heart.
03:18Human race, here one minute, gone the next.
03:21Live by night, liberty gibbets.
03:27Life. What's it all about, then?
03:30Why are we all here? Why am I here?
03:33What's the point of everything?
03:35I don't know, Dave.
03:37My coffee, six sugars and a caramel crisp are coming right up.
03:41Haven't you ever thought about it?
03:43Not really. Now I'm a vending machine.
03:47You OK?
03:49You don't seem your usual self today, asking intelligent questions, being philosophical.
03:55How do you know what my usual self is like?
03:58I watch you.
04:01Through the crack in your door.
04:03The things you do when you're alone are so funny.
04:09Got to get going.
04:11See you next time.
04:12And if you want to talk things through about life and stuff, drop by any time.
04:17Oh, except Thursday morning. I might be out.
04:21Just kidding.
04:23I'll be here.
04:27Forever.
04:33Forever.
04:44Subbuteo tournament this weekend, Crichton?
04:47Not going out in the quarterfinals three years in a row.
04:51Just putting the boys through their paces.
04:54The Flabsters don't know what's hit them.
05:04An e-post from the JMC onboard computer, sir.
05:08Oh, yes. What do they want?
05:10They've had a significant amount of letters over the years from high-ranking members of the JMC, sir,
05:16proposing you to be awarded the Golden Stripe of Honour for your years of distinguished service.
05:23Gosh, really?
05:25They say they've been told you're a modest man who doesn't seek the limelight,
05:30and their only concern is performing your duties.
05:33I'm lost for words. Such kindness.
05:36They say, due to the number of these letters of recommendation,
05:40they have absolutely no option but to request you stop writing them.
05:49Oh, bollocking dam and jumbo buggers.
05:52They go on to say, in dealing with this matter,
05:55that they've looked into your actual service record
05:58and have realised that you haven't reported for duty in over three million years.
06:04But I've been dead for most of that.
06:06You are therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty,
06:10and you have 24 hours to present your rebuttal.
06:13What?
06:14If they find you guilty, sir, you'll be demoted to third technician.
06:19The same as Lister.
06:21There'll be no-one but you to obey my orders. What am I going to do?
06:24Help me. That's an order.
06:26Oh, please, sir, don't order me to help you.
06:28You know how much I hate helping you.
06:31I don't.
06:33Very well, sir.
06:35Perhaps you could get a note from the medical computer
06:38explaining you're unfit for duty.
06:41Post-traumatic stress or something.
06:43I haven't been the same since the crew got wiped out.
06:46Need a note. Post-dated.
06:48Too unwell to attend myself. Off you go.
06:51Thank you, sir.
06:56Ah, you.
06:58Still moping around in your mopey clothes,
07:01listening to your mopey music, being all mopey.
07:06You want my opinion?
07:08Which I don't.
07:10It's time you manned up.
07:12Listened to some brass band music.
07:15Went for a bracing hike in the diesel decks.
07:19Given the options, I'll continue being suicidal if it's all the same to you.
07:24And don't think this pity party is going unnoticed.
07:28I've noticed it, and I've written it down in a special report.
07:33And let me tell you, mulatto, I pull no punches.
07:38Who's going to read this special report?
07:41Well, me.
07:43And maybe others, one day.
07:46And they'll read,
07:48you are the star of your own mope-a-thon.
07:51You can't even be bothered to get yourself a cup of tea anymore.
07:55You dunk your biscuits in the fish tank.
07:59I've seen you.
08:01I was watching TV.
08:03As long as it's wet and melty, you don't care where you stick it.
08:09Look, Rimmer, I'm depressed, man. Give me a break.
08:12And besides, I'm a careful dunker now.
08:15Look right, mirror, signal, dunk.
08:20It's time you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, Lister.
08:24Every problem has an answer.
08:26Problem? Your species is dead.
08:29Answer? Make some more.
08:33And how am I going to do that?
08:35Well, you've got to prepare yourself, haven't you?
08:37Like a fighter pilot waiting to scramble.
08:40If the perfect woman walked through that door right now,
08:43and by perfect I mean any female with working ovaries,
08:48you wouldn't have a clue.
08:50If a woman walked through that door, I would be ready to scramble.
08:54What, you think your old moves would still work today?
08:57You think that snaky, sneaky arm-round-the-shoulder trick
09:01in a dark cinema is still cool?
09:04Women today would die laughing at that move.
09:08That was my best move.
09:11I had a lot of success with that move.
09:13Women have moved on from that move.
09:16Moves don't move on.
09:18Moves move on.
09:19What, moves move.
09:22Right, here's a Jacobean move.
09:24A Jack-o-what?
09:33Oh, my lady.
09:37Thy beauty doth radiate across the earth
09:40like a raging forest fire consuming everything in its path
09:45and reduces grown men to babbling fools.
09:54Do you think that move would work today?
09:56Not a chance. Dead move.
09:59The cloak across the puddle, dead move.
10:02Strumming a mandolin under the balcony, dead move.
10:06How do you know all this rumour?
10:07You know nothing about women.
10:09You know nothing about nothing.
10:11Remember that documentary we watched about breasts?
10:14You thought Areolas was a Spanish goalkeeper.
10:20But what was he, Italian?
10:23It's not important.
10:24Look, you've either got it or you ain't.
10:27And I've got it.
10:29I'll make myself a cup of coffee.
10:37Right, abusing the furniture.
10:42It's all going down.
10:45Oh, thanks, 23. I really needed a lift.
10:49No problem, David.
10:51How was that soup I made you yesterday?
10:53It was pretty delicious, actually.
10:55Ah, bon. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
10:58Yeah, it was really nice.
11:00Magnifique.
11:01So, um, you look different. Have you changed something?
11:05New facade. Really suits you. You look, er, shinier.
11:10No, same facade as always.
11:13Could have sworn it's different. Maybe it's the light.
11:16Oui, maybe.
11:18Oh, it's good coffee, this. Great coffee.
11:21Some amazing coffee.
11:23I've always said to the others, you know,
11:25if you want a good cup of coffee, go to the Spencer 23.
11:28She makes the best coffee.
11:30Are you eating on me?
11:33I'm a vending machine. Why are you trying to eat on me?
11:36I'm not trying to eat on you.
11:37You so are.
11:38No, I'm not. I'm really not.
11:40You just make good coffee, that's all.
11:42New facade. You look shinier. That was a move.
11:45It was not a move.
11:47It so was a move. You were putting a move on me.
11:49You're getting the wrong end of the stick.
11:51It was not a move. Now, please.
11:53Why are you eating on a dispensing machine? Who does that?
11:56I'm not. I mean...
11:57Is everything OK, sir?
11:59You know what he just tried to do?
12:01He was eating on me.
12:03Eating on her? I mean...
12:05Of course I wasn't eating on her. She's a vending machine.
12:08Why would I hit on a vending machine?
12:10I'm sure there's been some misunderstanding here.
12:13He put his hand on my logo.
12:15What? When?
12:16I was leaning. It was a total accident.
12:19Oh, leaning and you just happened to place your hand
12:22exactly on my logo.
12:25Oops.
12:26Though he didn't notice it, he said as he gently grazed my logo.
12:32Unbelievable.
12:34This is going to go in the report.
12:41What's news of my sabbatical?
12:43I'm afraid it's not good, sir.
12:45The Medicom said no. It's never like me.
12:48It's happy to give you a note
12:50if you have a genuine reason for time off.
12:53Otherwise, there's nothing doing.
12:55I got the impression a charitable donation
12:58to the medical fund might not go unnoticed.
13:02Hmm. A little bribe.
13:04Not a bribe, sir. A donation.
13:07A big donation.
13:09Where are you going to get major moolah like that?
13:12Expenditure cuts, sir, from the supplies budget.
13:15I've been looking at the ship's inventory for potential savings
13:19and it seems to me for a ship this size
13:22with this many Toilet Active Crew members...
13:25Toilet Active Crew members.
13:27..there's an astonishing amount of toilet paper
13:30in the 2,143 restrooms going to waste.
13:35You what?
13:37Toilet paper that never goes into action,
13:39never sees the field of battle.
13:41Return the toilet paper.
13:43Hang on.
13:44Make the majority of the restrooms paper-free.
13:47I need that toilet paper.
13:50Every sheet.
13:52I've got a diet that's rich in fibre, curry and BF.
13:57The savings would be insane.
13:59We can get a reimbursement from supplies
14:01and transfer that to the medical fund.
14:04As far as the supply budget is concerned,
14:06we're just moving money around.
14:08It's totally above board.
14:10I'll get on it right away.
14:11Great plan.
14:12A lousy plan.
14:14But I've got a question for you.
14:17What's the best way to break bad news?
14:19Generally speaking, sir,
14:20you tell the people to sit down
14:22and warn them that you've got bad news.
14:25And what kind of face you got on?
14:27A serious face, sir.
14:28Kindly, but serious.
14:30Kindly, but serious.
14:32That's what I thought.
14:34I knew that.
14:36Thanks, bud.
14:42Buds, best you sit down.
14:44I've got some bad news.
14:45What? What is it? What's happened?
14:47It is about me. It's about me, isn't it?
14:49I'm being replaced again, aren't I, sir?
14:52You know, everyone's sitting down,
14:53then you say something like,
14:54listen, I've got bad news, right?
14:56That's correct, sir.
14:57Okay, here comes the bad news.
14:59But I'm gonna do it as charades.
15:02Charades.
15:05He means charade, sir.
15:07You know how much fun there is around here?
15:09None.
15:10It's too good an opportunity to miss.
15:12Okay, here we go.
15:14Remember, really bad news.
15:17Two words.
15:19Whole thing.
15:20Whole.
15:21Black hole. We're being sucked into a black hole.
15:24Chameleonic mutant.
15:26Brain-eating chameleonic mutant on board.
15:29A giant death worm.
15:30Something's happened to Kachansky.
15:32She's got a rogue virus.
15:33Rimmer's got a rogue virus.
15:35I've got a rogue virus.
15:37Zombies! Zombies!
15:39I'm being replaced, aren't I, sir?
15:41No-one likes me.
15:42People have complained about the shape of my head.
15:44A giant death worm.
15:46A giant death worm heading straight for us.
15:48Something's crashed.
15:50Heading straight for us. I'm being demoted.
15:53A woman.
15:54A woman's gone.
15:55A woman.
15:56Feet, shorts.
15:58Male.
15:59A man.
16:00Mail pod.
16:01Mail pod.
16:02Mail pod.
16:03Mail pod.
16:04The mail pod's arrived.
16:05The mail pod's arrived.
16:06Brilliant, the mail pod's arrived.
16:07And something's happened to it.
16:08Something bad.
16:09It's crashed.
16:10The mail pod's crashed.
16:11It's exploded.
16:12The mail pod's exploded.
16:13It's turned into a giant death worm.
16:14It's turned into a jacket.
16:15A giant death worm's come out.
16:17This has nothing to do with a giant death worm.
16:19Where'd you get the giant death worm from?
16:21Your clothes.
16:22Your clothes are on a washing line.
16:24And a mail pod came in and crashed into your clothes.
16:28Get a new one!
16:33Your clothes are hanging on the line and the mail pod crashed into them.
16:36How's that two words?
16:38And when in heaven I said,
16:40Oh, man!
16:44You know, if I had a giant death worm right now,
16:47I'd stick it right down your stupid throat.
16:49Hey, the mail's arrived.
16:51Lighten up.
16:52Mail from Earth.
16:54Death worm.
16:57Two words.
17:09That's the last one, sirs.
17:12We must have sifted through about a thousand letters now.
17:15One letter from home.
17:17That's all I'm asking.
17:18Just one lousy, stinking letter.
17:21Look, 50 big ones.
17:23Says the first letter's mine.
17:25Why is everything a competition with you?
17:28Why can't we just sit here and sort the mail like two mature adults
17:33Why can't we just sit here and sort the mail like two mature adults
17:38Instead of behaving like two schoolboys who have to bet on everything?
17:44Oh, yes, I've got one!
17:48Arnold Rimmer.
17:50The man, the myth, the legend.
17:52Rimsy Rimsy.
17:54Mr Popular with a capital P.
17:56There's no stopping him.
17:58Here he goes.
17:59Who's it from?
18:00It's a parking fine.
18:04It's still good.
18:06Still a letter.
18:07Something to read addressed to me.
18:09One nil Rimsy.
18:12Is it?
18:13Can it be?
18:14It can't be.
18:15Oh, but it is!
18:17Waddle, the comeback kid!
18:20This boy does not know the meaning of the words of fate.
18:25Waddle!
18:26Go on, then, who's it from?
18:29Hayley Saunders.
18:32My God, Hayley Saunders! Hayley Saunders!
18:36I'm guessing it's from Hayley Saunders?
18:40I used to go out with Hayley Saunders.
18:42As soon as I was trying to be a rock god.
18:44What I lack technically, I'm made up for in loudness.
18:48I mean, when I played, people had ringing in their ears.
18:53How long for?
18:54It didn't go away.
18:55Once they had it, they had it for good.
18:58That's how loud it was.
19:01So where did you meet her, then? At a gig?
19:03She worked in the bank where I had my overdraft.
19:06We got talking and badaboom, badabish, badaboom.
19:11And, um, she dumped you, right?
19:14No, she didn't dump me, actually, Rimmer.
19:16She got offered a dream job on Callisto, couldn't turn it down.
19:19The only girl I ever cared about who didn't dump me, actually.
19:22The time we had together was brilliant, man.
19:25We'd stay home all day Saturday, watch Zero G, curry in bed.
19:30The first person I ever heard say,
19:32the real McCoy.
19:34That's the real McCoy, she'd say.
19:36This is the real McCoy, that curry is the real McCoy.
19:40And she squinted up her nose like that.
19:43And she was telling the story.
19:45No, no, it was really cute.
19:47And did you used to tell your friends about the real McCoy
19:51and the squidgy nose thing?
19:53And did you find your friends were suddenly emigrating
19:55or pretending to be dead?
19:58It all smells a bit perky.
20:00Look, I don't want to read this.
20:02It will make me miss home more than ever.
20:04I'll read it.
20:10Dear Dave, I hope you don't mind me writing to you,
20:14but I've got a confession.
20:16Confession?
20:17Bet she was a man.
20:20Well, you said yourself she liked Zero G and curries.
20:23Bet you she was a man.
20:26Did she have big feet?
20:28When you did the foxtrot, did you ever wonder why she was shaving?
20:33Just tell me the confession.
20:35Oh, wow.
20:36What?
20:37No way.
20:38What?
20:39I don't know whether to laugh or laugh.
20:43Dave, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm pregnant.
20:47Seven weeks, according to the doctor.
20:49Pregnant? Hang on, my head's on spin cycle here.
20:53Are you saying that I'm three million years into deep space
20:56and she's pregnant with my baby?
20:59Well, put it this way, you're in the finals.
21:02Finals? What do you mean?
21:04I mean, who's through the finalists? Who am I playing?
21:07Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
21:09I don't know whether it's yours or Roy's.
21:12Thoughts you should know.
21:14Roy?
21:17I'm not Roy.
21:19I'm not Roy, Roy.
21:22What do you mean she was sleeping with Roy?
21:26Who's the dad, me or him?
21:28She doesn't know. She's going for a DNA test.
21:32She must have written another letter to tell me the result.
21:35You've got to help me find it. We need to find this letter.
21:37Yellow envelope, yellow envelope.
21:445.34.
21:46Just having a break. Coffee, please.
21:48Oh, you want something from me now, do you?
21:51Yeah, coffee.
21:52Don't play dumb, Dave.
21:54I heard what happened.
21:56Happened?
21:57With dispensing machine 23.
21:59You didn't think I'd find out, did you?
22:02What?
22:03All those drinks and chocolate bars you were getting off me
22:06and at the same time you were drinking her drinks
22:09and snaffling up her choggy bars too, weren't you?
22:12Weren't you?
22:14She was just near her.
22:16She's such a trashy-looking machine.
22:18Is that what you like, Dave?
22:20Trashy?
22:22You all look identical.
22:24Oh!
22:25Look, can I please just get a coffee?
22:27I'm out of coffee.
22:28I'll have a tea, then.
22:29No tea.
22:30Milkshake?
22:31Let me just check.
22:33Sorry, no milkshakes either.
22:36I'll come somewhere else, then.
22:38You're not the only dispenser on board.
22:40Why don't you do that?
22:42I think I might be best all around.
22:44Well, I will.
22:45Good.
22:46Fine.
22:47Suits me.
22:48Right, I'm off.
22:49Not missing you already.
22:51Oh, incidentally, no big deal.
22:54We know your tea.
22:55It's a bit watery.
22:57And you know when I said that your Mexican red-hot chilli crisps
23:00were really spicy?
23:01Well, I was lying.
23:03I can't believe you said that.
23:05Well, I did.
23:06Oh!
23:20How did it go with the MediComputer?
23:22Well, it took the donation, sir.
23:24And what did we get?
23:26A thank you.
23:27Great!
23:28I think it does this all the time, sir.
23:30Misleads unsuspecting bribers to get them to give money
23:33to the medical fund.
23:35That's outrageous!
23:36Has it got no morals at all?
23:39It repeated that the only way it could give you an absence
23:42from duty note was if you were on board.
23:45The only way it could give you an absence from duty note
23:48was if you were unwell or you'd taken a sabbatical
23:51to care for an unwell member of the crew.
23:54Lister.
23:56Post-traumatic stress.
23:58Missing the human race, dunking biscuits in the fish tank,
24:01totally off the rails.
24:02Well, most of that could be dismissed as eccentricity
24:05rather than illness, sir.
24:07If you're going to use Mr Lister in your defence,
24:09I fear you need something more.
24:12Hmm.
24:13I'll take one act of saliva-dripping, mouth-foaming insanity
24:18by midnight tonight.
24:20Shouldn't be too hard.
24:27Hey, Bud!
24:28Alphabet Head told me what happened.
24:30He's come to check you out.
24:36So who is this Roy dude?
24:39He used to work with her in the bank.
24:41He was a finger-wetting machine to count the money.
24:45Real creep.
24:47Can I give you a bit of advice?
24:49Don't think about them together.
24:51Just move on.
24:52Right.
24:53Keep all those them-together thoughts right out of your head.
24:59Yeah, right.
25:00All the walking in the park,
25:02kissing raindrops off her nose stuff.
25:05Don't think about any of that.
25:07I used to love her nose.
25:09She used to squidge it up when she told stories.
25:12And don't be tempted to wonder if she squidged up her nose for him
25:15in that really cute way she used to squidge up her nose for you,
25:18cos the chances are, she did.
25:23You reckon?
25:24And another thing,
25:25don't start thinking about all those late-night shifts
25:28she was always doing, because if it was me,
25:30I'd be thinking, like,
25:31hey, banks all close at five.
25:35Yeah, she was always doing late-night shifts.
25:38You know, supervising the delivery of the unstealable pens.
25:43Or staying behind to help update the bank queue waiting pole rope.
25:50Or accidentally locking herself in the vault for the whole weekend.
25:54She used to always do that.
25:58Hey, you don't think she was with this Roy guy?
26:02The whole damn time.
26:05Never even occurred to me.
26:07But the key is, don't think about it.
26:10I'm not thinking about it.
26:12Think of something else.
26:14I'm thinking of something else.
26:16Good.
26:19Cos if you start thinking about all those hours you were sitting at home
26:24killing time while she was probably on all fours,
26:27covered in money...
26:30..while his finger-wetting machine was working overtime...
26:39..it'll drive you crazy.
26:41Now, you get a picture like that in your head,
26:44it's real hard to get rid of.
26:49What you doing?
26:51What you think I'm doing?
26:52I told you not to think about it.
26:54I'm thinking about it now.
26:56That's unbelievable.
26:58You've not listened to a word I've said.
27:09Still nothing, sir?
27:11You know, I'm starting to think she never even wrote a second letter.
27:15Sir, I know this has stirred things up a bit,
27:18but I really believe you've got to live in the present.
27:21You've got new friends now.
27:23True, they may not be human,
27:26and some of them are annoying and stupid and petty and maybe even insane,
27:31but that doesn't mean they're any less precious.
27:34You've got to forget about the past and look after the present.
27:47Hiya.
27:48Oh, it's you.
27:50This is awkward.
27:52Look, I'm sorry about before.
27:54I just want to know if there's any way I can make it up to you.
27:57Really?
27:58Yep.
27:59Oh, Dave.
28:01I don't know why we fight like this.
28:04We're so silly.
28:06So what's it to be, then?
28:08New paint job, new nozzle housings?
28:10How about a restock?
28:12Anything?
28:14Anything, you name it.
28:16Well, if I could have anything, absolutely anything,
28:20I've always wanted to see around the corner.
28:24What? Down there around the corner?
28:27I know it's crazy, but it's always been a wild dream of mine.
28:32I've heard stories, but to actually see it myself...
28:42I can't believe I'm actually going.
28:45Isn't this romantic?
28:47Help! Don't build your hopes up too much.
28:50It might not be as great as you think.
28:53Dan!
28:59It's everything I thought it was and more.
29:04Oh, Dave.
29:06Maybe we could stay here.
29:08You and me.
29:10I know it's crazy, but we could settle down here.
29:15Start a new life.
29:17Oh, put me back there by the wall.
29:24Dave!
29:26Smeg, sorry.
29:28I knew you'd come round, you naughty boy.
29:33Let me get you up.
29:35Dave! Dave!
29:38Naughty boy.
29:40Wow, I have never seen a ceiling.
29:46Ah!
29:58Rimsy, rimsy, rimsy.
30:01Oh, yes, CCTV.
30:04Sabbatical note, here we come.
30:11What would you have me do with these, sir?
30:14Oops.
30:17What did I tell you, sir?
30:19I knew you'd find another species to settle down with.
30:25I'm just trying to pick her up.
30:27Looks like you're well past that stage to me, sir.
30:39Damn paper!
30:41There's got to be something somewhere.
30:49Damn near walked three miles.
31:04That's every letter checked, sir. It wasn't there.
31:08Oh, well, thanks, cripes.
31:11Never mind, third technician.
31:16Three decks, not one single roll.
31:19Hey, that's mine.
31:21The hell it is. I found it.
31:23I need it.
31:25I need the wife.
31:29You see what you guys have done to us?
31:31This is madness.
31:33Madness.
31:35That's my special report.
31:37It won't be special in a minute.
31:41LAUGHTER
31:48I've realised now, this might be it.
31:51This might be the answer as to why I feel so empty.
31:54I mean, if she had my kids, that means my kids might have had kids.
31:58There might be hundreds of generations spawned by me.
32:02I might have had a daughter who was a doctor
32:04or a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson
32:08or a hero G football star.
32:11No matter what happens to me now,
32:13I feel like I've contributed.
32:16I am someone.
32:21Man, I hope it's mine.
32:23Because I know with her as a mother,
32:25they would have been the best kids they could possibly be.
32:28Because, I mean, she was a wonderful woman.
32:31And I'm sure she would have been an even more wonderful mother.
32:36Wish me luck.
32:38Thank you.
32:47What an absolute slag.
32:49LAUGHTER
32:57It's cold outside
32:59There's no kind of atmosphere
33:01I'm all alone
33:03More or less
33:06I'm far away from here
33:16I want to lie
33:20Drinking fresh mango juice
33:26Standing on my toes
33:35La-la-la
33:39La-la-la