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00:00Ce sont leurs aventures.
00:23Stake, ce transport civil nous attaque pour de l'aide.
00:26Mirafay, met-le sur le lien de communication.
00:28Asap stat.
00:30Take off aboard.
00:31We are in distress.
00:32Mayday, mayday.
00:33Please help save us, help us.
00:35Mayday, mayday.
00:36Please come, rescue us.
00:38I got some help coming right up.
00:40Models, ramming speed.
00:42Uh, Stake, are you sure that's a good idea?
00:45You kidding? It's the best idea I've ever had.
00:50What just happened?
00:52That ship was full of civilians.
00:54C'est ça?
00:55Ou est-ce que c'était rempli de parasites émumorphes?
00:59C'est ça, mesdames.
01:00C'était une trappe.
01:01Heureusement pour vous, tous les Stakes l'ont vécu.
01:03Une fois qu'ils sont sortis de notre vaisseau, les émumorphes nous auront tous infectés.
01:06Et alors, nous serions...
01:08...tous morts.
01:10Stake Starbolt!
01:13Si vous aimez la science-fantasy et Stake Starbolt,
01:16venez voir Fandacom.com.
01:18Vous voulez avoir l'autographe de Stake Starbolt?
01:20Vous devez vous arrêter pour Randy Mulewinder.
01:23Préparez-vous à souffrir de ma rage émumorphique!
01:27Prenez son autographe aujourd'hui et seulement aujourd'hui à la Tord Bottom Mall.
01:29Qu'est-ce que c'est? Vous êtes trop malade pour partir?
01:31Très malade.
01:32Pensez-y.
01:34Oh, mon dieu, vous devez être...
01:36Vous m'étonnez. Randy Mulewinder est le troisième au dernier autogra...
01:39...autographe que je dois compléter...
01:42...compléter...
01:45Annie! Arrête ça, mec!
01:47Oh, merci, Fuge. La neige m'a fait mal.
01:50Mais avez-vous entendu l'adresse?
01:51Je suis épuisée parce que je suis trop malade pour...
01:54Merci.
01:55Ça me tue de vous voir comme ça, Annie.
01:57Vous avez la maladie et cet autographe est la cure.
02:00On vous apporte cette convention. Je vous tuerai si besoin.
02:03Oh, merci, Fuge. Mais vous devriez...
02:06Vous devriez partir sans moi. Je ne veux pas que quelqu'un d'autre soit malade.
02:09Et c'est pareil pour vous.
02:10Mon père dit que c'est très contagieux.
02:12Pas du tout! Je n'ai pas peur d'un scum viral qui m'étonne.
02:15Vous m'entendez?
02:17Allez-y!
02:18Ouais! Dites-leur comment c'est, Fuge!
02:21Vous pouvez le faire, Doug.
02:28Qu'est-ce que vous pensez que vous faites, Doug?
02:30Hein? Oh, Douglas, dois-je vraiment vous rappeler de...
02:34Les germes?
02:35Ces germes très contagieux, infectieux, parasitiques, poisonneux,
02:38diffusibles et attirables?
02:42C'est le moment pour vous, Dougie.
02:45C'est le moment pour vous, Dougie.
02:49C'est le moment pour vous, Dougie.
02:56OK. Un peu plus proche ici, un peu plus proche.
03:00Juste appuyer sur la porte ici.
03:03Tu as touché la porte?
03:05Oh non! Danny, comment va le froid?
03:08Il...
03:11...est en train de réaliser son impératif biologique.
03:13Bon, pas pour longtemps.
03:15Les trois clés pour défendre un froid sont arrivées.
03:17L'eau, le repos, c'est le...
03:20...pillow ici.
03:21Et votre propre thé de remède à la maison.
03:23Assuré, pour brûler ce froid, dégueulasse,
03:26virus très contagieux jusqu'à la mort.
03:28Wow, ça a l'air...
03:30...génial. Merci, père.
03:33Wow, un coup de coude comme ça?
03:35Je suppose qu'il peut exploser un virus microscopique
03:37directement à travers une porte en bois
03:38et dans vos sangs vulnérables, où lentement...
03:40Mais vous savez, la première étape, c'est la prévention.
03:43C'est pour ça que je vais...
03:45...sanitiser...
03:46...tout.
03:47Honnêtement, avez-vous vu mes scrubs chirurgiques?
03:51L'eau, le thé, le repos,
03:54ce sont des bonnes cures.
03:56Pour les bébés!
03:57Si le froid ne vous tue pas, la mort le fera.
03:59Oui, tu as raison.
04:00Mais peut-être qu'on peut les cuire nous-mêmes.
04:02Avec la science!
04:05D'accord, Fuge, les cures sont prêtes.
04:07Montage expérimental, go!
04:10Noup.
04:13Noupé.
04:16Noup.
04:19Double noup.
04:21Noup square.
04:24Cet ennui de cloud est agréable.
04:27Wow, ma voix est bizarre.
04:33Encore noup.
04:34D'accord, je suis sanitisé,
04:37Ok, I'm sanitized, suited up and going in.
04:40Well, looky here.
04:41Got ourselves a real cowboy, huh?
04:44What do you think you are now, Dougie?
04:46Germ-proof?
04:47You think infectious germs are going to pollute your insides
04:50just because you're dressed like...
04:51What? A nurse?
04:55Oh, Dougie.
04:57You... you okay in there, Danny?
04:59Need anything?
05:00No, all good, Dad.
05:03Does this make me a bad parent?
05:05No, of course not, Doug.
05:08It makes you... a coward.
05:12I can't take this anymore, Danny.
05:14Let me at that wussy virus.
05:17Fuge, that's it.
05:18I'll shrink you down and you can fight the virus from inside my body.
05:21Awesome plan.
05:22But what about you? You'll miss out on all the fun.
05:24I say we grow it huge so we can both crack its capsid in two.
05:28Good call.
05:36Whoa! I don't want to alarm you, but that virus is, like,
05:38way up in your brain, man.
05:40Really? What's it doing?
05:42I don't know. Reading your brain diary?
05:44Hurry up and get it out so I can grind it into sand on my Tartini of air!
05:48All right, Fuge. Let's do it.
05:51Suck stuff! Grow stuff!
05:58Holy cow!
06:02Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess.
06:03You stood in the way of that autograph for too long!
06:05It's time to dance, Clementine!
06:08All right, that thing can hit.
06:13This calls for...
06:14Robocorp.
06:15Robocorp! Catch that cold!
06:17Activate cure for the common cold.
06:18Revolutionizing modern medicine.
06:21Infected! Infected!
06:23Aw, weak!
06:24Danny! Danny, are you okay?
06:26You're too late, Dougie. He's just a germ now.
06:28Your son is 100% pure infectious germ.
06:32Non! Non!
06:34Ré-shrink! Ré-shrink!
06:37Hey, Danny spent a lot of time on that, you virus!
06:43Future Worm, help!
06:44Danny, no!
06:48That's it. I'm going in.
06:50It's just a cold.
06:51Not a giant monster.
06:58Back off, my dad!
07:02Well, all right, there it goes. All's well that ends well, right?
07:05No, Future, we can't just let that thing run around attacking people.
07:08Boys?
07:09Dad!
07:10Boys, help me!
07:11Hang in there, Dad.
07:12Just keep sanitizing until we beat that runaway cold.
07:14Watch the eyes. Watch the eyes.
07:15But how?
07:16I don't know. You're the science guy.
07:18I just hit stuff.
07:21And spit.
07:22If a virus's goal is to spread itself,
07:24it's going to go where there's the most people to infect.
07:26Which means...
07:27It's going to spread.
07:29Hey, hey! Photos are 20 bucks, kid! You're a thief!
07:35Oh, great! Another obsessive cosplayer.
07:38It's not even close to what an emu morph looks like.
07:40Hello?
07:43Future, look!
07:45I've been looking for one of these for months.
07:47I'm going to give it to you.
07:48Thank you.
07:49You're welcome.
07:50You're welcome.
07:51You're welcome.
07:52You're welcome.
07:53You're welcome.
07:54You're welcome.
07:55You're welcome.
07:56You're welcome.
07:57I've been looking for one of these for months.
07:58Wow, thought I'd never...
07:59No! We can't let the sweet siren song of steak starboard swag
08:02sway us from our mission, Fuch.
08:04Good call!
08:05Pretty sure I should have the porterhouse
08:06somebody covered in lacquer anyway.
08:07Oh, no!
08:08He's infecting that fat jelly-bottom cosplayer!
08:10Dude, your costume is tight.
08:12Let me get a photo.
08:14What?
08:15No one hurts fat jelly-bottom.
08:22Hey, can't you just, like, not infect people?
08:25You can write crime novels!
08:26Or open a bed at breakfast!
08:27Or...
08:29Danny?
08:30Danny, I brought tea in case...
08:33Danny, no!
08:35Dad!
08:38Uh, Dougie boy,
08:39I wouldn't do that if I were you.
08:41Dougie, Dougie, Dougie...
08:43Oh, yeah?
08:44Well, you are mean, mister.
08:46And I don't care if me get sick!
08:48I'm saving my son!
08:52No!
08:53Hey, you!
08:54Why don't you make, like, a tea and leave?
09:02Whoa!
09:03Dad!
09:04That rolled!
09:05Whoa, whoa!
09:06You all right?
09:07That's it!
09:08We need to use Dad's cures to beat it!
09:12Eat my pillows!
09:13I mean my heart and innards alone!
09:15Oh, yeah!
09:16Hitting stuff!
09:17Now we're talking!
09:18Let him rest!
09:19Eat jelly-bottom, fat virus!
09:21Prepare to get hosed, sucker!
09:28We did it!
09:29Yeah, we did!
09:30We sure did, son!
09:31Again, like always.
09:32Stupid spotlight stealing!
09:37Alien scum like you make me sick!
09:44You don't know how right you are, steak!
09:48Prepare to suffer my emomorphic rage!
09:53Wow!
09:54That was...
09:55Excuse me.
09:56Something...
09:57Different from crying...
09:58Something up here in my visor.
10:06The mother sparrow regurgitates food
10:08into the mouths of its young.
10:09Really, Doug?
10:10You don't see me sitting around watching shows
10:11with dinosaurs puking humans into each other's mouths?
10:14Thanks for curing my cold, Dad!
10:15No...
10:17Problem, son.
10:18Now, if only we could cure mine.
10:20I was hoping you'd say that!
10:22Just say ah!
10:28Eggnog, fireflies,
10:29tortillas stuffed with meat, cheese, beans,
10:31sometimes rice, too!
10:33Burrito Day is as old as America itself.
10:35But how did this holiday begin?
10:37Why do we celebrate the discovery of America
10:39with Burrito Day?
10:41It's time we find out.
10:43I'm Baxter Frost,
10:44and this is...
10:45Unsolved Histories!
10:48Dude, I'm so hungry!
10:50My stomach's grumbling like a cranky grandpa!
10:52Ah, tell your food bucket to cool out!
10:54You're gonna love this place!
10:56What?
10:57Ah, who closes a burrito stand?
10:59It's like closing...
11:00the sun.
11:01You ever heard of Columbus Day?
11:02Ain't nothing open on Columbus Day
11:03on account of him discovering America or something.
11:05Aw, dude, come on!
11:06We just want burritos!
11:07Yeah?
11:08I just wanna know why I gotta stay in this shack all day,
11:10even though we're closed!
11:11Thanks, Columbus!
11:12Hey, Danny!
11:13Was yesterday Columbus Day, too?
11:15Great idea, Fuge!
11:16Let's go back to yesterday when it was open!
11:19Burritos, here we come!
11:28Whoa!
11:29Yesterday sure got a lot beachier!
11:31Time Storm must have blown us off course!
11:33We could be anywhere, anywhen!
11:35Just how I like it!
11:37Look!
11:38And it's open!
11:40And it's open!
11:41Take that, Christopher Columbus!
11:43Idiot!
11:47I claim this land in the name of me,
11:49Christopher Columbus!
11:50Henceforth, today shall be Columbus Day,
11:53and all stores must close!
11:55Not again!
11:56Quick, two burritos and step on it!
11:58You dare dishonor Columbus Day?
12:00How about you now, burrito stand?
12:07That's pretty lame, dude.
12:08Be still, my greedy heart!
12:10This gold is mine!
12:12All mine!
12:14Sandy cheese?
12:15Sandy beans?
12:16Christopher Columbus, you're the worst!
12:18Yeah! How do you like these abs, sucker?
12:21Hang on, I've got an idea!
12:22Hey, Columbus, you like gold, huh?
12:24I'll get you tons of gold if you change your name to
12:26Christopher Burrito!
12:28Burrito...
12:29Burrito...
12:31Burrito...
12:33It is a deal, young sir!
12:35Cool, be right back!
12:38Here's your precious gold, Christopher Burrito!
12:41Gold!
12:45What the jeepery is this?
12:46I changed my name for chocolate?
12:48It's a binding contract!
12:49No take back, sucker!
12:54Not fair!
12:58Whoa, it worked!
12:59You're open!
13:00Course I am!
13:01Today's Burrito Day,
13:02on account of Christopher Burrito discovering America!
13:04And?
13:05And everybody gets a free burrito!
13:08Yes! Burrito Day rules!
13:11History solved!
13:14Come on, man, the shoe's not going to disintegrate itself!
13:16One...
13:17Two...
13:22Here's some bread!
13:24Here, eat some bread!
13:27That old man doesn't know he's got a duck on his head!
13:30The duck not know he's got an old man on his butt!
13:32He's sitting down!
13:35He's sitting down!
13:38I'm laughing so hard, my brain's going to come out my nose!
13:48My face!
13:50My lungs, I can't!
13:51This is going to kill me!
13:52I've been all over time and space, kid!
13:54But here's a cosmic comedy alignment!
13:56Super rare!
13:57Like a clown getting hit by a comet!
14:00Buzz will be headed comin' though!
14:06I can't breathe!
14:07I wish I could've gone forever!
14:08That was a classic old man duck head!
14:11Wow!
14:12I may never laugh that hard again!
14:14Don't tempt fate, kid!
14:15Laughter loss is real!
14:24Oh no!
14:28Oh sweet laughter, why do you end?
14:32Old man duck head, you transcend
14:37All the funny things I've seen
14:41What does humor even mean?
14:46If you can't go back in time
14:50To laugh at laughter so sublime
14:54Oh wait!
14:55I think perhaps you can
14:57Go back to when this all began
15:01Cause you have a lunchbox
15:04That travels in time
15:08Future, I'm a no laugh Danny!
15:09So you know what we gotta do, right?
15:10You gotta watch that duck over and over
15:12Till it stops being funny
15:13Then you'll be as good as new!
15:14Or your head'll explode!
15:15Either way, boom!
15:16Cured!
15:17Let's do it!
15:31Laughter
15:37You were right!
15:38I feel better already!
15:43So funny!
15:44So choice!
15:45The world needs to see it!
15:46This is a job for...
15:49Record that comedy!
15:50Activate video camera
15:51Chances of comedy overload, 0%
15:57Oh weak!
15:59Fine, I'll use my phone!
16:00Sick phone, dude!
16:08An old man with a perfectly feathered fedora
16:10This duck will do nicely
16:11Quite nicely indeed
16:16Alright, Fuge
16:17Let's find something funny on TV
16:18And see if I'm cured
16:20Oh snap!
16:21Old man duck head?
16:22Is the president?
16:23But he wasn't when we left
16:24I mean, we must have cross-wobbled the past
16:26And rejiggered the present
16:27Sweet!
16:28I wonder what we changed
16:30Let's find out!
16:31This bad boy's got an X-55 holographic...
16:34Something like that
16:35Buckle your eyeballs, kid!
16:37In today's news
16:38After some kid's video went viral
16:40The whole world fell in love with old man duck head
16:43He was elected president within the hour
16:45Receiving 100% of the vote in every state
16:48That's so cool!
16:50We turned regular old man normal head
16:51Into president old man duck head
16:54But we turned regular duck into sad duck?
16:57Come on, duck!
16:58Cheer up!
16:59It's chained to the old man's fashionable hoop earring
17:02Man, those things never go out of style
17:04This is all my fault
17:05I just wanted to laugh
17:06Now this duck's life is ruined
17:08So, you wanna, like, break into the White House and rescue him or what?
17:10Let's do it!
17:15We need to see the president!
17:17Wait, purple jumpsuits?
17:18Those aren't the Secret Service guys, Fuge
17:20And they won't mind
17:21If I get some exercise
17:24titanium-enforced abs
17:28and worm hammers
17:32Duck! We're here to rescue you!
17:33Duck? What duck?
17:35Don't try and stop us!
17:36Oh, I will stop you!
17:39Oh, you think you're a tough guy?
17:40Indeed!
17:41And old man duck head is mine
17:43I made your duck head video go viral
17:44I got him elected
17:45Now he does my bidding
17:48For I am
17:50The Bread Baron!
17:51Bread?
17:52He's got bread for a head
17:53Wait, you think just because there's a duck in the White House
17:55You're gonna sell more bread?
17:57Don't you see? It's already happening
17:59And we're not stopping with food
18:00Bread, my friends, is the future
18:02Bread cars, bread suitcases, bread apples
18:05Keep him talking, Fuge
18:06I'll handle the duck
18:07You know it
18:10How about bread yo-yos?
18:12Yes! Yes, the bread yo-yos
18:13And bread roller skates and bread helmets
18:15We're just breadstorming here
18:16Bread airplane cushions that turn into personal flotation devices
18:20Made of bread!
18:21Yes! Yes!
18:28Stop!
18:29We both know that if you set that duck free
18:31He'll never laugh again
18:38Bread?
18:49Where did that duck come from?
18:51Sure, you're not president old man duck head anymore
18:54But you're still president old man
18:56I am
18:57Well, that's pretty cool
18:58And as for you
18:59Whatever your name is
19:00It's bread baron
19:01And you haven't seen the last of me
19:05Bread baron!
19:08Oh well, easy come, easy go
19:10I guess I'll have to live a life without laughter
19:12Ah, sure looks that way
19:14But hey, next time we see that bread baron
19:17He's toast
19:19We'll catch that bread baron someday
19:21Bread or alive
19:23Why so serious, Danny?
19:25Get it? It's a type of bread, right
19:27You're on a roll, Fuch
19:28Get it? A roll?
19:31Listen to me, I'm laughing, I'm cured
19:34Uh oh, I don't get it kid
19:55Thanks for watching!

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