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00:00:00I think that's enough for one day. I got way more done than I expected to.
00:00:30Mary-Sue's are great, unless it's a woman that it's awful said some prick. Yeah, that really is just how it goes.
00:00:44They really do just be like that.
00:01:00It's only one way to make the impossible possible.
00:01:25Cheat on cookies and cream with cookies and cream.
00:01:28Big on protein, low on sugar, huge on flavor.
00:01:32It's basically cheating.
00:01:34Welcome to Old El Paso.
00:01:36We're standing stuff.
00:01:37Taco shells stand tall without falling over.
00:01:40We're squeezable.
00:01:41Sauces means less mess.
00:01:43We're however you make it.
00:01:44Everyone can make it their own.
00:01:46Go on.
00:01:47Get yourself some at Old El Paso.
00:01:54What's a recipe using what I have in my fridge?
00:01:58Guys, let's do some trivia.
00:01:59Oh, yes, let's do that.
00:02:04Summarize this.
00:02:07It starts with an empty prompt.
00:02:11And the most advanced AI at your fingertips.
00:02:42OK.
00:02:43I'm going to basically do something that doubles as work.
00:02:46Sort of.
00:02:47It's for something else.
00:02:48But I do have to record the.
00:02:53What's.
00:02:54Oh, right.
00:02:55That was the edit.
00:02:56OK.
00:02:57First, let's stick this in.
00:02:59It's let's take the same taro footage in the folder.
00:03:07Here we go.
00:03:16Boulder.
00:03:20So I am going to turn off the stream elements.
00:03:22Sadly, including the alert box.
00:04:00Delia.
00:04:06Start recording.
00:04:14Yeah.
00:04:21Shall collapse.
00:04:31Very good.
00:04:43Something else.
00:04:44What is needed?
00:04:51I'm going to try something else.
00:04:53What do you want?
00:04:56Hmm.
00:04:57Now I can finally write without Lily's enchanting voice.
00:05:00Distract me.
00:05:03I think I'm going to dip.
00:05:04See you later.
00:05:05See you tumble Rose.
00:05:14Oh, fuck.
00:05:15I'm going to need airy in my party if I want to.
00:05:19Oh, that's going to be a problem.
00:05:21I want to get footage of anyone's romance with airy.
00:05:25I'll sort out.
00:05:27Get out of spell holding the underdark first.
00:05:37Leave me be.
00:06:04Ah, fuck.
00:06:16Ah, okay.
00:06:36Okay, I'm going to have to quit and reload.
00:06:47You still have your fan art tumbler where we can submit stuff or did that also get?
00:06:50Yeah, that's also purged.
00:06:51You're going to have to send fan art to my email.
00:06:53I've actually given my email to people before for this stuff, but like.
00:07:03There we go.
00:07:07It's just.
00:07:08Yeah, like people always people ask me a lot.
00:07:10It's like, hey, where can I send fan art?
00:07:11I give them my email and then they don't send anything.
00:07:13So.
00:07:17There we go.
00:07:18What is needed?
00:07:24Agreed.
00:07:25Yep.
00:07:29I shall.
00:07:38That's right.
00:07:40No one here but us shadows.
00:07:50I'm getting sleepy.
00:07:52Wish we could stop for a bit.
00:07:55Yeah, I did.
00:07:56Okay.
00:08:01I think I also.
00:08:02Yeah, I also.
00:08:03That's right.
00:08:04No one here but us.
00:08:06Rest.
00:08:14Email is two names old.
00:08:18That's right.
00:08:21No one here but us shadows.
00:08:42I really screwed up the evil playthrough, didn't I?
00:08:44No one here but us shadows.
00:08:50I must rest.
00:08:52You look trouble.
00:08:53Worry not.
00:08:57I list.
00:08:58Yes.
00:08:59Yes, I'm here.
00:09:00There's no need to shout.
00:09:19More like an evil playthrough.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:33You are doing nothing for my morale.
00:09:35Morale, you know wasteful behavior and leaving me like this.
00:09:59I don't know if I should start this over.
00:10:06Awful at being awful.
00:10:07No, it's not that it's like I've got to do like multiple things for this.
00:10:11Like I'm trying to I'm using this to record the friendship route for anyone romance.
00:10:15That's right.
00:10:17No one.
00:10:19You know what?
00:10:20Fuck it.
00:10:21Let's just.
00:10:23Let's start over.
00:10:24Let's start that over.
00:10:44It's mostly just for the sake of getting the friendship route.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:54Should I play as the evil character?
00:10:56Should I play something else?
00:11:09Hmm.
00:11:23Either a neutral evil Blackguard.
00:11:29A.
00:11:32Taking area in your party, so.
00:11:39I always play as a frontliner.
00:12:03Whoops.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:34A good evil playthrough again is more like an easy hard option.
00:12:36It's not really the same Baldur's Gate had goes through the same the same story regardless.
00:12:45So there isn't really much of like a there isn't really like a good play.
00:12:50There isn't really like a difference between a good and evil playthrough.
00:12:53It's the same story.
00:12:55The only difference.
00:12:56There's like a few differences and oftentimes playing evil will get you better rewards.
00:13:02But having low reputation can be a problem.
00:13:05It's a problem you have to deal with.
00:13:06So you get more rewards and more problems to deal with.
00:13:13Do you have a mod that opens up more classes regardless of race?
00:13:15Yes, I do.
00:13:18Because the day I willingly sit down and play a human is no.
00:13:31Ooh, 103. Perfect.
00:13:36Let's get max charisma, max wisdom.
00:13:41Max dex, max con, and then intelligence, everything else.
00:13:44Perfect.
00:13:46Ooh, and a high percentage for strength.
00:13:48Damn, that was a good roll.
00:13:58Just because I think her platonic obsession with M.O.N. is super interesting.
00:14:01Oh, yeah.
00:14:28Okay.
00:14:56Hmm.
00:15:18There's something wrong with playing as a human in this game.
00:15:20There's nothing wrong.
00:15:21It's just the base game seemed to really favor humans.
00:15:25They get basically every class and no penalties.
00:15:28So...
00:15:40Hey, what's your email so I can send you my fan art of you?
00:15:43It's, like, just scroll up a little bit in the chat.
00:15:45I put it there.
00:16:13Hmm.
00:16:43Hmm.
00:16:45Tell me I've got this.
00:17:00Hmm.
00:17:27I mean...
00:17:29I'm not sure I would call modern D&D an improvement.
00:17:33I mean, yeah, it's great that they don't do, like, severe racial restrictions anymore, but...
00:17:41A lot of the times they tend to make classes less interesting in the name of making them, like...
00:17:48Damn it.
00:17:49A lot of times they make classes less interesting in the name of making them...
00:17:54In the name of player freedom.
00:18:00And in other places they just make a class...
00:18:02They make the gameplay way more obtuse, honestly.
00:18:16And sent.
00:18:17Oh, let's check this out.
00:18:30Aww.
00:18:31I'm not that dark, but...
00:18:34That's cute.
00:18:57Give it to me.
00:19:22Hmm.
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00:19:56Nobody tell Chad about the spell jammer incident.
00:19:58What's the spell jammer incident?
00:20:21Hmm.
00:20:38Something up?
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00:21:43Books for Beth.
00:21:44There was a race option called Hadesi.
00:21:46Basically, humanoid space monkeys.
00:21:49In the non-erratic version of the books, they are described as being as...
00:21:54Oh!
00:21:58I actually gave them both barrels for this and the company was pressured to...
00:22:02The offending lore out.
00:22:04Jesus!
00:22:07One sec, I gotta put some...
00:22:09I gotta clean up some stuff, because my lunch is here.
00:22:38Hmm.
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00:24:03What the hell is this?
00:24:13Huh.
00:24:21That's weird.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:29Nailing the coffin.
00:24:31The worst part is that I didn't know about this controversy until after I bought my copy of Spelljammer Collection.
00:24:36It ended up being the non-edited version.
00:24:40Oh no.
00:24:43Hmm.
00:24:44I've dropped all interest in 5e and transferred to Pathfinder 2nd Edition and potentially Lancer instead.
00:24:50Hmm.
00:24:53I mean, I didn't know about any of that crap, but I mean, like...
00:24:56My lack of interest in 5e is just because the mechanics are fucking god-awful.
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00:26:28Aha!
00:26:30She has a bow!
00:26:59Hmm.
00:27:05More of a Command and Conquer man myself.
00:27:07I'm stuck with a group that only plays 5e.
00:27:09I think that's Command and Conquer.
00:27:11Wait, no. C-O-C.
00:27:15I have no idea what that is.
00:27:24Ah, Call of Cthulhu.
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00:28:45I first thought it was Cat of Chaos, which is a BTTV emote.
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00:30:23But we did, didn't we?
00:30:25Telia, I just want to go home again.
00:30:27Doesn't matter where it is, just so long as I can call it home.
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00:31:50It's a Mac, the battery lasts all day, see you next week.
00:32:10See you next week.
00:32:11Tell me you want it, you got it.
00:32:41Darkmail, Hill Giant Strength, Bracers of Blinding Strike.
00:32:51Nice.
00:32:52A lot of nice stuff in here.
00:32:56Alright, this must be the items that I'm supposed to have.
00:33:04Nice, now I got a nice Strength of 22.
00:33:11Wait, how did I...
00:33:14Oh right, draw upon Holy Might.
00:33:18Magic Resistance.
00:33:23Darkmail, we'll put that on for now.
00:33:27Falls of the Cheetah.
00:33:29Bracers of Blinding Strike.
00:33:31Now this, and this.
00:33:35Arrow plus two, we will give that to you for now.
00:34:01Alright, these are all items I'm not supposed to have yet.
00:34:17Like the Flail of Ages.
00:34:25We'll take Varskona.
00:34:35That's a BG1 item.
00:34:41And we'll take Stonefire.
00:34:45And we'll take Dragon's Bane.
00:34:51Skullcrusher, critical hit chance plus 10% with this weapon only.
00:35:09Oh, hey Ren!
00:35:29Ah, lovely.
00:35:31The stream just got ten times better.
00:36:01I don't know what I did, but it finally worked. The system took pity on me.
00:36:25It took pity on me. Nice!
00:36:31Let's hope it works for a while.
00:36:59What do you need?
00:37:28Tell him don't worry about me.
00:37:54Sword and Chainmail Armor.
00:38:04What's the height difference between you and Mikayla for our purposes?
00:38:08I'm taller, that's all you need to know.
00:38:15Flaming Bastard Sword. I really need to get somebody who has skill in Bastard Swords.
00:38:40Ooh, whatcha drawing Lola?
00:38:54You'll see. Oh no.
00:39:16What do you need?
00:39:44Hmm.
00:40:01Hmm.
00:40:08Give it to me straight. What do you need? Don't worry about me. Tell me. Give it, you want it? You've got it.
00:40:19What do you need?
00:40:25Time to move?
00:40:33Tell me.
00:40:37I've got this.
00:40:44Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
00:40:51Yep.
00:41:01This way then? Give it to me. Don't worry about me.
00:41:13There we go.
00:41:18Rest to heal. Immediately spring a trap.
00:41:48Hmm.
00:41:57Tell me. I've got this.
00:42:04Ooh! Ooh!
00:42:14First I nap, then my ex.
00:42:33Hmm.
00:42:41Good to go?
00:43:02Hmm.
00:43:15Hmm.
00:43:20Give it to me. Don't worry about me.
00:43:25Protect me.
00:43:37So beautiful. I used to dream of dryads and their beautiful dreams.
00:43:44I'm gonna get you a good neck pillow.
00:43:47Mikayla got me a memory foam pillow when I went to go visit, the last time I went to go visit her.
00:43:52Oh, it is heavenly.
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:33I bought two for home with my tax return.
00:44:45Hmm.
00:44:46My dog's piece of bed wear is a self-cooling blanket. Oh yeah.
00:45:05Hmm.
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00:45:56I gotta say, like...
00:45:59Ooh!
00:46:02Oh, great! We just took damage and now there's a... Ah, here we go.
00:46:12We still have acid arrows, don't you?
00:46:16Ooh, what did Lolo send me?
00:46:21Aww!
00:46:27Oh, y'all gotta see this.
00:46:36Aww!
00:46:46Fantastic, comfortable pillow for back pains. It's a plus.
00:46:49I nap on a croissant shape with my head resting on a rotund shark cat that ruins my blood flow. It's a minus!
00:47:05Aww! Love you, Lolo.
00:47:10Hmm.
00:47:36Hmm.
00:47:54Lolo sitting in a tree. H-U-G-G-I-N-G.
00:48:02Aww, that's cute.
00:48:09Hmm.
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00:48:43That's like...
00:49:14Hmm.
00:49:36And I said, I won't move from your side. I pro- Oh, fuck! I...
00:49:40I forgot to unpause the recording. I won't move from your side, I promise. Like a liar.
00:49:49Eh, it's alright. That conversation wasn't all that important.
00:50:06Hmm.
00:50:19Uh-oh.
00:50:41You really have a great bunch of people here in this chat. Yep.
00:50:44M.O.N.'s M.O.N. is so cute. I know.
00:50:59So precious. M.O.N. is precious and we will all protect her.
00:51:17Hmm.
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00:51:46A bunch of others that matter significantly less. Ah, don't sell yourself short like that, Angel.
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00:53:28Oh
00:53:47Geez
00:53:52Goddamn Emily just became a Gatling gun
00:53:58I
00:54:28How did you get into adventure it's a dangerous business as you will know any one of us could die
00:54:44What do you mean my stepfather was killed by a man who was looking to kill me
00:54:48I was alone with no place to call home when I started on this road
00:54:54Tell me more about this man who killed your stepfather
00:54:58His name was Saravak
00:54:59He was obsessed with the power of our father and wished to kill me to prevent me from taking it
00:55:02Who was your father ball?
00:55:05Ball the code of murder. Yes
00:55:08Now I misclicked
00:55:28Oh
00:55:40Give it to me. I've got this
00:55:51Your best friend is so powerful she becomes a Gatling gun of friendship
00:55:59A moment is so cute. I hope a single bad thing doesn't happen to her. Oh, no
00:56:19I will not believe you to take an ally from the heart of the beast would be foolish to say the least
00:56:24Well, that's not right, well that sounds ridiculous, I mean I took Yoshima in the heart of the hey, wait a minute, I
00:56:35Don't want to fight any of you I just want to leave you and your guild die no matter your words
00:56:54You
00:56:59What you don't worry about me
00:57:18Hooray we've made it out of the evil laboratory
00:57:24You
00:57:37Finally I can just smell it the surface at last wait, there's a fight going on in and that voice
00:57:44It's him. Why is he at the exit? It's not fair. We can't go out there now. We can't
00:57:49Don't be afraid him when I'm here to protect you
00:57:53Stares at you just like you protected me before some damn hero you were when they took us down and dragged us into a torture
00:57:59chamber
00:58:00Fights back her anger and regret regret showing her features almost immediately. I'm sorry. It wasn't your fault. I'm just hurt and angry and frustrated
00:58:10There's no other way out of here is there only way out is through him. I don't even care
00:58:15I need to get out of this place. Let's do it
00:58:18The
00:58:23Tunnel
00:58:25Welcome glare of daylight such as your relief
00:58:30barely noticed the degree
00:58:32the remnants of a battle fought only moments before
00:58:37Surveying the carnage you hear a scream of rage
00:58:41By the massive explosion collapses the passage behind you
00:58:46The sounds of combat greet you struggle to your feet the fight is still going strong
00:58:59You dare to attack me do you even know?
00:59:16So God child
00:59:19You are more resourceful than I have thought you're not going to torture us any longer torture
00:59:25Silly girl, you just don't understand what I'm doing. I don't care what you're doing. Let it go
00:59:30I won't let you leave not when I'm so close to unlocking your power
00:59:38And now I will no longer listen to the babbling ignorant
00:59:45This is an unsanctioned use of magical energy
00:59:52All involved will be held. This disturbance is over. Must I be interrupted at every turn?
01:00:11We must overcome him quickly
01:00:13I
01:00:16Have the time for this you will see your spell casting and come with us your pathetic magics are useless
01:00:24Let this end
01:00:32You may take me in but you will take the girl as well
01:00:35Right no, I've done nothing wrong you have been involved in illegal use of magic
01:00:54Odd that the wizard would stop fighting order still they would demand your companion be taken and not you
01:01:00There's more here that meets the eye let's get our bearings I think and find out
01:01:21Let's make it first learn how to say three cheese chicken flatbread milk. We got some chicken. We got chipotle sauce
01:01:25We got some three cheese blend on that three cheese chicken flatbread milk. Next go ahead and just milk it
01:01:29Go ahead and just melt that three cheese chicken flatbread milk
01:01:31Then go ahead and wrap up that three chicken wrap up three cheese chicken flatbread milk and done
01:01:59Oh
01:02:09Spice gentlemen's super hydration body wash with 24-7 moisturization and vitamin B3
01:02:16Life's better when you're under the American Family Insurance roof because when you feel totally protected your family's free to pursue their dreams
01:02:24She's got a great swing
01:02:26American Family Insurance get a quote and find an agent at amfam.com
01:02:30Everyone around going what the what the fuck is going on over there?
01:02:45Hmm
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01:03:12I've got this
01:03:17Rival apartment at your service
01:03:27Gem bag key ring one case is too expensive. Sadly. I
01:03:36Don't want to see a potion case though
01:03:56You
01:04:13Leave now by Lily and everybody's a great time. See you Lisa's
01:04:17Hmm
01:04:23Robe of Vecna sort of Baldur and shield of Baldur and mercy killer ring plate of Baldur and
01:04:29Hmm
01:04:42Two pieces ten hit points 120% resistance to physical damage
01:04:59You
01:05:04Helm plate sword and shield. What's the last one cloak of Baldur and yeah, probably the cloak
01:05:29Is it important
01:05:45The adventure marks the finest shopping and all of favor why the selection lowest prices and area fancy illustration just the good
01:05:56I
01:05:58Wonder does this wyvern sell anything?
01:06:07Okay, she does not
01:06:28I
01:06:38I'm gonna need an ammo belt at some point go across that bridge when we come to it
01:06:56Don't worry about me
01:06:58Oh
01:07:09Ghost bug I just saw what you said
01:07:18Come on over there. Yep. There we go
01:07:29Does
01:07:31This game not have quivers ammo belt is just a bag that stores ammo. I
01:07:36Don't know why well, it does have it there. There are arrows, but there's also bolts and bullets
01:07:58Not wanting to come along I have no interest in setting up a trap
01:08:09It's good to be seeing you once again
01:08:14All right, I'll be doing that but they can be doing far better than the talent my friend
01:08:18It can also affect the rescue of your last to boot
01:08:26You want it you've got it
01:08:29The deal is made and you have a goal albeit a distant one
01:08:35Your new friend has assured you that passage to Imola can be bought
01:08:41Though you are certain the final tally will include much more than gold
01:08:47Any help is welcome. However, and while the cost may be steep your path is clear
01:08:54Finding him will lead to our renegades
01:09:02Thoughts on the new Dragon Age trailer, you mean the one that came out like last week
01:09:17I've got this. Tell me don't worry about me
01:09:24You want it you've got it
01:09:44Keep barking dog. Just watch that your little keeper doesn't yank on your leash too hard
01:09:48Those foul words will be your last you'll die this day now you're done a blasted fool. Couldn't you see she was armed?
01:10:18I
01:10:25Tell me
01:10:27Ready
01:10:46Give it I've got this
01:10:57You
01:11:01Damn it
01:11:06Sword fight to the death. This is a random chicken and cat passing through unharmed. Yep
01:11:16Okay, first thing we oh
01:11:19Look at the dolly girl all sacked up like an adventurer. Are you supposed to be tough or something?
01:11:24Watch your tongue. Surely you'll lose it quickly enough now. It's like a bleeding challenge. I've no fear of your dolly girl
01:11:30How about it that I you want to fight?
01:11:33Or well, if it's a fight you want
01:11:45What do you need
01:11:54You
01:12:15You kill the ballast you bastard you kill the ballast what am I gonna tell my mom?
01:12:25What you want
01:12:36Drink
01:12:42I'm scouring for a band of desperate men to eat me in a gallant
01:12:54Well listen to your tale
01:13:01Obtaining an ancient text for a patron skirmish visited our midst vile words alas became a lake of bloodshed
01:13:09Lo goes the sacred grimoire nair made it to our benefactors and now he awaits its arrival with a zeal reserved for a grog
01:13:16Blossom in an ale keg ale keg fuck. How'd I fuck that up?
01:13:21Scuttlebutt is a is the scuttlebutt is the pay is handsome and worthy worthy of note
01:13:26So I don't know why I make him sound like a pirate, but I'm going with it Corgan's a pirate now
01:13:31That's what I just decide
01:13:32Saxolot nod magics the volumes not sit are from here in the PPL me and the bibliomaniac he paces the floor in the meantime
01:13:41Who was this book collector?
01:13:43It's interested this particular time-worn manual
01:13:47Pimlick collects books just for the pleasure of collecting arcane bizarre peculiar matters not
01:13:54Barbosa Dwarf
01:13:55Upon hearing of a curious map charter book he travels countless leaves to obtain it
01:14:00Fearful of entrusting his commission anyone else this were his father this were his first outside hire
01:14:07As for the book it's as for the book itself it name matters to what lays twist
01:14:11They matters to me what lays twixt its skins, I'll not risk known no one
01:14:15I've bled for Elminster's memoirs or a drizzled lob lolly recipe
01:14:20It's called the book of casa
01:14:23Some hobnails tomb over the lower crypts of the graveyard district
01:14:27It's nay abandoned, but rumors and half-truths only scare the young and infirm keeps the curious away me guess
01:14:33I
01:14:39Should tell you I intend to rescue an old friend of mine by the name of him when this takes precedence over anything else
01:14:44So long as we be heading to the tomb of nay care what you does afterwards to find you girly
01:14:49What does the last need rescuing from if you be telling and so prisoner by the cowled wizards?
01:14:54Ha I'm now liking for base dabblers of blacker arts
01:14:57Maybe I might be joining you to slaughter a few of the bastards a beyond book comes first
01:15:03Okay, we got Corgan who is a grandmaster with axes and one points and war hammers
01:15:23Okay, we got Corgan who is a grandmaster with axes and one points and war hammers
01:15:33Now we do in fact have another axe for you
01:15:38Now if I put it in your middle in your offhand nine and eleven not bad
01:15:43Not bad at all. I will just do that
01:15:47stone fire in the main hand oh
01:15:50Man, this boy's gonna tear shit up
01:15:57I'm supposed you can identify this now tell me figured not
01:16:04Okay, so
01:16:07I've got myself and Corgan as frontliners
01:16:13Now I need to figure out the rest of my party there's gonna be Emma when obviously
01:16:21There's Telia blackguard
01:16:27Emma when mage thief
01:16:29But I do need a seat filler for in one eventually
01:16:38I love y'all, but oh
01:16:41Gonna go play Skyrim and get dinner. Oh, I I missed saying goodbye to Lolo. Bye Lolo
01:16:46What's a pirate's favorite word you might think it's our but you must know that a pirate's first love is always the sea
01:16:59I
01:17:06Area evil aligned characters well I could take evil or neutral aligned characters the problem is Ares lawful good as long as like I
01:17:15Can be evil as long as I don't let my reputation get too low
01:17:19Corgan berserker Viconia cleric obviously
01:17:24Airy mage cleric
01:17:30And then M1 mage thief okay, so Corgan Viconia and Airy, and then I need a seat filler Yoshima's probably the best seat filler
01:17:39Because he dies when you reach spell hold
01:18:02I
01:18:09If I didn't need airy for like recording purposes, I would take hex at
01:18:17It's probably better to have more spell casters anyway, yeah, all right that works
01:18:28Tell me what's wrong
01:18:33This rabble their kind what do you mean by this well nothing really some people are just more privileged than others
01:18:38It's not my fault, but I do my part to help those beneath me
01:18:43She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit you think they would be grateful you think they would
01:18:57Sounds like you think your wealth makes you a better person than others no it's not like that at all
01:19:01I just I do what I can and try to be a good person
01:19:04Those foppish snobs though that hold themselves above everyone make me ill
01:19:07They have no respect for the hard life that poor cloud that poor classes endure
01:19:11I help when I can but I won't be able to in the future if my lands are sacked
01:19:15Please will you help perhaps I can need to know my enemy however
01:19:20Okay an extra hand right now, I'll meet you there if you point the way a
01:19:28Sprout with nay sense in her bloody head help others is it help me last by keeping your mouth shut
01:19:33And I'll be pleased to die
01:19:43And Corgan really is just built different
01:19:51Fan of content creators as like fighters and heroes what kind of weapon would Lily use like magic and axe or just a gun swords
01:19:58I'm a sword and bow lady
01:20:04I
01:20:17Don't worry about me
01:20:33I
01:20:44Brethren thinking that we would be lacks in our senses. Tell me what should be done with it
01:20:55I
01:20:56Burn the elf her dark and fiendish kin rose up from their underground homes and killed my father and brother
01:21:02They are all evil. I tell you all of them
01:21:05Then the drow shall burn
01:21:09Gather around my brethren and witness the will of the shabbah triumph of a foul
01:21:15You ribbon are mad. I have done nothing to any of you. I seek only to make my way without molestation
01:21:22Why have you done this? Why?
01:21:25Done nothing. You are a drow. Well, are you not that is as good a reason as any you shall be
01:21:32Silent evil one the power of the maid of misrule will be demonstrated here today
01:21:39Burn her now burn her. No now. Oh, yeah
01:21:46Spout your evil speech if ye must drow but prepare yourself for your journey into the next world
01:21:54Beg for forgiveness beg for salvation and hope that the cleansing fire will save ye
01:22:04Swords and bows someone's a fan of Zelda. I take it
01:22:10Someone's a fan of elves
01:22:14Sure, my deliverance is in your hands wait, I recognize you
01:22:22I
01:22:23Sure, my deliverance is in your hands sees a ball spot walk up. Wow. Good one. I
01:22:30Beg of you save me from these madmen give it to me straight you want it
01:22:36What is this drow done? What crime is she accused of?
01:22:38What crime the crime of being dark and evil, of course look on her fool. Her skin is black with the stain of her foul soul
01:22:47She is a drow and all drow deserve no mercy
01:22:56Gee I wonder why people thought the drow were problematic
01:23:00Found her in the market attempting to hide her identity. No doubt a spy. We've taken the law into our own hands, and this is good
01:23:08Stand aside and watch or join us if you wish my lady either way justice will be done
01:23:16I don't know if you've noticed. What do you need? I am a drow as well
01:23:22Anyway, I don't like Viconia go praise the goddess my thanks for your timely intervention
01:23:27What are you doing?
01:23:29Why have you interfered with the judgment of the server?
01:23:33Her will must be shown to the people allies of the foul creature allies of the drow
01:23:46Tell me give it to me straight
01:24:16Oh
01:24:24I will take that plate armor
01:24:46I
01:24:49Owe you my life a beer you have saved me once again. I did nothing to provoke their attack
01:24:55I tell you I was passing through the city when the man guessed my identity under my hood
01:25:00The way these enemies get meat chunked is oddly amusing yeah, that's what happens when you reduce someone's health to negative 10 I
01:25:11Suppose they assumed I was here to spy on them fools. They're so quick to fear these Riven
01:25:16Let's come we must be on our way soon if we are to avoid drawing another crowd. I just trust these barbaric people too much
01:25:20to hang about
01:25:22Certainly, I trust you'll be worthy addition
01:25:23You should probably know that anyone is being held hostage by the cowled wizards and that I intend to rescue her
01:25:28I remember that insipidly cheerful girl you mentioned you would risk such danger to recover her annoying presence
01:25:35Why would you bother Telia? I would know that I would no more abandon her to the cowled wizards and leave you to those fanatics
01:25:40That's why
01:25:41That seems my own circumstances leaves me little choice very well Telia
01:25:46Let us rescue the girl if it means that much to your misguided senses
01:25:50I've got this
01:25:53Tell me
01:25:55All right, let's level you up you're good
01:26:00Level up
01:26:04Sling mace warhammer
01:26:09Sword the shield style
01:26:11Oh
01:26:27Come on requires 18 strength fuck right you only have 10 strength
01:26:33a
01:26:41Mace but I need it identified first
01:26:48Give you the dark mail
01:26:51And let's keep do you mean you can't build up 12 strength of course helmet sling
01:27:03We have bullets for you
01:27:22Give it to me. Don't worry about me
01:27:24I
01:27:31Doesn't sound like that
01:27:33Have much fun anymore. Yeah, I miss when they had that one guy putting his whole pussy into the silly
01:27:38That's whenever I tried to do voice acting. That's what I try to emulate
01:27:44Like know what like name any actual voice actor who would take a snarling
01:27:51Multi-eyed beholder and make him sound like this
01:28:07You have been waylaid by enemies and must what do you need you require my counsel?
01:28:16Give me power
01:28:21I
01:28:41Goddamn
01:28:46Dropped a lot of junk didn't you?
01:28:52Magic weapon
01:29:00What's this plate mail plus one damn nice and I'll change armor in combat mother fuck
01:29:16Okay, two are being sort of agility now
01:29:21They're a character you really that you really enjoy like they're a fun character with an interesting story. They just suck as a party member
01:29:27hexat
01:29:49Tell me
01:29:51You
01:30:06Want it you've got it
01:30:21I
01:30:25Got this
01:30:27Saying she was less than optimal in the past. Yep
01:30:30Unfortunately, hex that's an interesting character, unfortunately, but you have like I like hex that just because I think she's cool
01:30:38However, you got to navigate the fact that her class is bad
01:30:42her limitations as a character are bad and
01:30:46And
01:30:51You've got to navigate through a lot of racist tropes
01:30:56Sadly don't worry about me
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01:32:33Give it to me straight. You've got it
01:32:38All sir, okay
01:32:47Okay, so we got armor of faith and command
01:32:54Lucky chant
01:32:57Lucky chant drop on a drop on holy might and hold person
01:33:04Let's go level four here, let's fill it with cure serious wounds
01:33:15Too many evil characters to use. Holy smite
01:33:21Since double just use and we'll just fill it with animate dead. What do you need? I've got this
01:33:26Okay
01:33:30Now our options available to us are we go after Corgan immediately we go after the
01:33:37Or we go. Well, yeah Ares right here. Let's just pick up Barry
01:33:42I'm gonna need a mage in there anyway for the glory of arm
01:33:54Don't worry about me
01:33:56Oh
01:34:14Who are you Oh
01:34:16Whoever you are. You must flee this place at once. He's he's killed everyone else who has come into this place
01:34:23Almost. Oh, please run
01:34:26Hmm
01:34:33Kala oh, I don't know what he's done exactly or how but everything here is an illusion
01:34:38But it's magic that can hurt you if you believe in it. Oh, you probably don't understand. Do you I I don't know what?
01:34:43He's done to the tent or with the others who have come in but their deaths are real. You must run
01:34:49How's a monster as the voice of a young woman I'm not a monster I'm an elf a winged elf or at least I was
01:34:56This this covering you see is some kind of illusion, but I but if you believe in it and it becomes real
01:35:02Please believe me now go before something happens to you. I beg of you
01:35:05You
01:35:25How do I release you then you you need the key to these chains
01:35:28But but it won't look like a key
01:35:29There are a couple of commoners in the north side of this chamber. Don't be fooled by the illusion though
01:35:34They are monsters. They have a sword, which is actually my key
01:35:37If you get it from them, I can remove the chains and regain my normal form. Please be careful
01:35:42You can't trust anything you see here
01:35:51I'm at work and need us up slacking off. Eventually. See you guys next time
01:35:54You might see a ghost bug and yeah, please don't slack off at work on my account
01:36:04Fear is for those of no confidence
01:36:16Tell me go go go. No
01:36:34I
01:36:41Got this
01:36:48Chunk chunk chunk
01:36:54Yeah, you have the key or rather the sword please please give it to me
01:37:04It's real again, oh, thank you bear of our we must find quail and stop Kala before he does any more harm
01:37:13Join us then we'll search different together in this place
01:37:17Would let me join you. All right, come let's find quail who knows what they've done to him
01:37:22I think you should know Aerie. My ultimate goal is to rescue a friend of mine
01:37:25In when who's been captured by the cowled wizards, it could be dangerous. Oh, I would be glad to help you
01:37:30Truly I would but we simply must help uncle quail first we must
01:37:52Stone skin remove magic blur
01:38:00Empowered sleep and magic missile and then for your priest spells
01:38:14I'm gonna orient you almost exclusively your priest spells exclusively around healing and buffing
01:38:24Bark skin bark skin chant chant
01:38:30And
01:38:47Another bark skin
01:38:50Increasing its base armor class to six plus one four. Oh, all right bark skin doesn't really work for
01:38:56most of the people here
01:39:00I
01:39:05Resist fire and gold then armor of faith
01:39:11Plus one creases their attack and damage rolls by plus one. Well bless is a pretty good buff to have
01:39:19It's only for six rounds, but yeah
01:39:24No, actually nothing but commands
01:39:31It
01:39:33Is nice to have a woman in charge for a change men always steal the blankets
01:39:40Women still blankets do you know I bet you didn't this is going to be a good day
01:39:45I can already feel what you need. Don't worry about me
01:39:49I'm glad you think so Aerie. I am here to serve
01:39:54Wait a minute, I'm missing someone
01:39:57Tealia Corgan Iconia Aerie. Oh, right
01:40:10I still have an empty slot
01:40:17Welcome lady to colors realm be the not of impure mind for surely Lord Kala shall destroy thee
01:40:23Be thee not of impure heart or that will surely destroy thyself
01:40:26Kala is the one ruler the one true being who exactly is Kala and where is this realm of his that I've come to
01:40:34Kala is beyond I can mortal. He is the beginning. He is the end
01:40:37He is our God our King tremble before him and he may take pity on thee
01:40:44Interesting I thank you for advice farewell
01:40:52Night singer made darkness
01:41:02What can I do
01:41:09If memories tell me
01:41:19You want it you've got it
01:41:22This is a lot more exciting than any circus
01:41:24This is a lot more exciting than any circus
01:41:55Give it to me straight
01:41:59Hey, he's asleep free kill what do you mean? I've got this
01:42:04Fun fact in boulders gate 2 when you put an enemy to sleep you can't
01:42:08And you attack an enemy who's like stunned or asleep. You will always hit them. It is impossible to miss
01:42:13Most of Kala's most amused by your progress you may yet live as long as you continue to provide such entertainment
01:42:20Now she'll take you to the next part of our little game. Are you ready to go? I'm ready
01:42:28I'm ready
01:42:30I'm ready
01:42:32I'm ready
01:42:34I'm ready
01:42:36I'm ready
01:42:38I'm ready
01:42:40I'm ready
01:42:42I
01:42:53Tell me give it to me straight
01:43:01Night singer give me power
01:43:03What? I'm not- You're not what? You're not-
01:43:11What have you done to my Uncle Quail? Little Aery, is that you? I have no eyes!
01:43:28No eyes! Some of these beasts are real and some are
01:43:31illusions. There's no way to tell until they hit you. Yes, it's a regular three-ring circus, isn't it, my beasts? Now go ahead and tear each other apart!
01:43:40Oh, that's perfect! Oh, he is completely asleep! Alright, everybody run in and beat him up!
01:43:57Let's see what your good's been looking like!
01:44:08This isn't what was supposed to happen! This isn't what was promised to me!
01:44:13I have planned this for too long, only to have my plans shattered by some inbred northern adventurers. I just wanted to be respected.
01:44:25Inbred northern adventurers! T'Li say, they're like, inbred northern adventurers! I'm not inbred, yet!
01:44:33You've killed me! Destroyed Kala with your misplaced morals and beastly greed for adventure!
01:44:47You deserve to die, gnome. How many have suffered so that you might keep your illusions of grandeur?
01:44:52I am Kala the Grand, but an illusionist at arm is a criminal, and a gnome is a spectacle.
01:45:01I was a clown. I was promised a world where Kala was master, where none would dare.
01:45:08Indifference killed those fools from the circus. I treat them in death as they were to me in life. A gnome gets no respect. I just wanted people to look up to me, all that I've done.
01:45:20What a pitiful little man. Everyone did laugh at him, but they didn't deserve to die. I just can't hate him, despite all he's done. I'm sure hating him is what he'd want.
01:45:32Uncle Quail, you're okay!
01:45:37I knew Kala would trip over himself eventually. I'm just pleased he despised me enough to play with me, rather than dispose of me like some of the others.
01:45:49Okay, let's take this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and all of these. Oh, come on.
01:46:05What's this? Elvesbane. Helms against missile and piercing attacks. And plus two to charisma.
01:46:14I'll just stick that in there.
01:46:20Studded leather, and throw the leather away.
01:46:34Don't worry about me.
01:46:39What do you need?
01:46:44Come on.
01:46:49You want it? You've got it.
01:46:52I don't know you at all. You don't live here.
01:46:55Your venture is to save the circus. I need to speak to you. What does he need?
01:47:00Neek it away one day while we were setting up. I wouldn't do my chore, so I followed him.
01:47:06He went to the crooked crane near the gates, talked to a merchant named Jaffier. Jaffier sold him a magic lamp and promised Kala he could have anything he wanted with it.
01:47:13I didn't like Jaffier. There's something about him that made the hairs on my neck stand up. What happened to the circus?
01:47:20I went and stole the lamp from Kala's tent, but it's broken or something. I don't know. I can't make any magic.
01:47:26Can I have the lamp? I'll go pay this Jaffier a visit.
01:47:32Sure, here you go. I'm glad I could help. I hope you find out what Jaffier was up to.
01:47:56The End
01:48:26Thank you for watching!
01:48:56See you next time!
01:49:26The End