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00:00:30many possibilities okay so let's see what's the one thing I want I want to
00:00:38turn my weathered harbinger crests into carved harbinger crests wait a minute
00:00:48rune harbinger oh okay they don't upgrade they only downgrade never mind
00:00:56oh yeah that was almost a very risky decision
00:01:27rune harbinger crest and okay there we go
00:01:39what do I want to upgrade first I can't upgrade that that's already max I could
00:01:47upgrade this but that would only that would only worsen my dependence on it I
00:01:54want to upgrade something that has a primary stat maybe this one that's good
00:02:00let's 619 that motherfucker perfect this item can't be upgraded anymore now
00:02:08let's pop a tier piece up to the maximum because I'm not upgrading that
00:02:17that's this you know what I really should have upgraded these to start with
00:02:30oh well stay vigilant do not upgrade the shitty trick yeah I'm sorely tempted to
00:02:37swap it out for this honestly cuz look it is a it is a bis trinket like well
00:02:43it's not a bis trinket but it's a good trinket yeah come on
00:02:53but it's like 25,000 more damage
00:03:13just I just a nicest piece of NSFW artwork ever okay
00:04:13oh
00:04:21oh I can't set up
00:04:28oh I see what you put in the server Cocoa that is cute
00:05:44oh wait a minute I have Jada's locket oh no Jada's lockets in the bank fuck
00:06:07transcended just being born and actually became a good piece of artwork oh like
00:06:10everything Mikayla ever draws
00:10:10oh here we go oh wait a minute
00:10:41I I completely missed the poll results I'm so stupid I'm just gonna leave the
00:10:51guild muted oh also I'm going to have to swap over to here because it's time to
00:10:59actually record the fights
00:11:02game audio back on
00:11:33the pathetic conspirators have finally crawled from their holes to attack my
00:11:42palace I appreciate you making the extermination of your child you'll find
00:11:49out
00:12:33Oh five four three two one
00:12:57fuck
00:13:02Oh
00:13:32early route I got screwed
00:14:02Oh
00:14:32Oh
00:14:38Oh
00:14:41Wow
00:14:46forgot heroic is where things really start to slap
00:15:02Oh
00:15:32Oh
00:16:03Oh
00:16:20destroy the supports send them screaming into the pit
00:17:03I'm tired of this game! End this now!
00:17:08You will slowly experience what my light sends to you.
00:17:32For the Dark Lady!
00:18:02I am water!
00:18:33Oh, fucking hell!
00:18:38Goddamn!
00:18:49Man, this stream is just blunder after blunder after blunder!
00:18:57Did I upgrade my... Did I upgrade my belt? I did not. Okay, good.
00:19:01Okay, Great Belt of the Hungerer. Crit, Haste...
00:19:06Let the Royal Guard fish their corpses from the pool.
00:19:10The harvest cannot be interrupted.
00:19:13That's heroic, I'm taking it.
00:19:17Give me that.
00:19:21Pass, pass.
00:19:32For the Dark Lady!
00:19:48Destroy the invaders before they ruin the harvest.
00:20:01For the Dark Lady!
00:20:31For the Dark Lady!
00:20:46I don't know.
00:20:50I don't know what you mean, Rump.
00:21:02For the Dark Lady!
00:21:08The blood is becoming volatile. Stop the invaders before it manifests.
00:21:31I don't know. I don't know. Mine is norm plus.
00:21:42For the Dark Lady!
00:22:01For the Dark Lady!
00:22:10Rump's trying to, like, fucking sort out every single goddamn upgrade with me.
00:22:14It's like, I don't know, Rump, roll on whatever it is you want. It doesn't matter to me.
00:22:21He's very considerate, I'll give him that, but it's like, just roll.
00:22:27I out DPS you whenever I don't die.
00:22:47The Queen will have her prize.
00:22:58Is it body negative to make fun of how someone has a orgasm?
00:23:04Yes.
00:23:08It's kind of bad to make fun of people for anything they can't really control.
00:23:15Or really, a lot of things they can control, because it's like, most stuff, it's not important.
00:23:22What the heck is it?
00:23:28That's an odd question. Is it mean to make fun of someone? Yes.
00:23:35I'm disoriented again!
00:23:38I am just getting fucked over by RNGesus.
00:23:51Oh, fuck.
00:24:21Oh, shit.
00:24:51Oh, shit.
00:25:11Oh, my God. Why is it so noisy?
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:37Oh, it's Skashka. Oh, yeah.
00:25:52Oh, shit.
00:25:59I'm gonna die again. Oh, God!
00:26:21I was trying to think of jokes about someone, but I wanted to stay ethical.
00:26:24I don't think there really is a way to make fun of someone ethically.
00:26:30I think that's just something that TikTok has poisoned people's brains with.
00:26:35Oh, shit.
00:26:44The fucking rally comment.
00:26:47I've seen nine other children fight harder than that while being on fire.
00:27:05Oh, shit.
00:27:36Oh, shit.
00:27:55Wind fury.
00:27:58Doom winds.
00:28:02Wind strike.
00:28:05Ow.
00:28:21Ew, I'm getting ads for Dragon Age Veilguard.
00:28:24I don't trust Bioware after Anthem.
00:28:27Well, Veilguard isn't like a live service like Anthem was.
00:28:42What's Anthem?
00:28:44Some live service game that they tried to make.
00:28:51Wait a minute.
00:28:57Oh, shit.
00:29:07Ow.
00:29:27One.
00:29:42Oh, I should have changed to fucking multi-spec.
00:29:57Oh, shit.
00:30:28Oh, shit.
00:30:36Oh, shit.
00:30:41Oh, shit.
00:30:49Oh, shit.
00:30:57Oh, shit.
00:31:11Oh, shit.
00:31:14Oh, shit.
00:31:22Oh, shit.
00:31:27Wow, this is like fucking...
00:31:30This is the Triple Xehanort one.
00:31:58Oh, shit.
00:32:18Oh, shit.
00:32:27Oh, shit.
00:32:35Oh, that's a good song for a boss.
00:32:38It's kind of tense, but not overly so.
00:32:58Oh, fuck.
00:33:01Ow.
00:33:03Dead again, fuck.
00:33:13Better not die in the actual progress fights.
00:33:27Oh, shit.
00:33:30Oh, shit.
00:34:01Oh, shit.
00:34:14Fuck yourself.
00:34:30Oh, shit.
00:35:00Oh, good. We won.
00:35:30Oh, shit.
00:35:49Okay, time to change stuff.
00:36:00Oh, shit.
00:36:30Oh, shit.
00:36:33Oh, shit.
00:36:57Oh, shit.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:32Oh, it's Rage Awakened.
00:37:39Oh, shit.
00:37:42Oh, shit.
00:37:57Oh, shit.
00:38:00Oh, shit.
00:38:03Oh, shit.
00:38:06Oh, shit.
00:38:20Oh, shit.
00:38:29Oh, shit.
00:38:32Oh, shit.
00:39:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:36no, no,
00:41:01Oh
00:41:18What the boss may lead me with the fuck
00:41:23I
00:41:29Got clapped at the last second by a boss melee
00:41:33My spies will provide access to the barracks above move swiftly. It will not be long until the Queen realizes where you are
00:41:53I'm gonna bring my a game of this next one
00:42:23Oh
00:42:53I
00:43:23I
00:43:53I
00:44:23I
00:44:44Is still arachnophobia if you're not afraid of spiders just ticks I'm a spider enemies, but the ticket intruders have breached the barracks
00:44:50I think that's the alarm
00:44:53I
00:45:23I
00:45:53I
00:46:23I
00:46:53I am constantly getting clapped on track
00:47:24Oh make them pay for every step in
00:47:34Baby
00:47:44I swear to God if I get taken from like 50% to nothing again
00:47:53I
00:48:23I
00:48:53I
00:49:00Your mad quest to destroy my Queen ends here for the Queen
00:49:13Your heads your tactics was solely lacking
00:49:23I
00:49:53I
00:50:24Oh
00:50:29Will you race through time or be trapped in it
00:50:39And burn
00:50:41Oh
00:50:56Great we got a delay in the record
00:51:11Oh
00:51:18God
00:51:29Flesh was made for cutting
00:51:36Deadly technique
00:51:41Oh mechanics, but
00:51:52Flesh was made for cutting
00:51:59Pay attention
00:52:04Your God cannot stop me
00:52:11Flesh was made for cutting
00:52:29Deadly technically I
00:52:39For the dark lady
00:52:41Flesh was made for cutting
00:52:54My blade always finds its mark
00:53:04Flesh was made for cutting
00:53:12Deadly technique
00:53:25Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck
00:53:27Flesh was made for cutting
00:53:30I may have blown
00:53:33attention
00:53:37Piercing lunge
00:53:41Oh
00:53:50Flesh was made for cutting
00:54:01Oh
00:54:06Idiot me stood the decimate
00:54:11Oh
00:54:16For the dark lady flesh was made for cutting
00:54:33Piercing
00:54:42Oh
00:55:00Second on damage
00:55:03Oh
00:55:09Whisper the Queen's name and they will carry you towards her inner sanctum
00:55:20Receiving healing from allies has a chance to restore mana to your ally and grant you both first
00:55:32Fuck it. Everyone's rolling on it. I'm rolling on to where it says one
00:56:02Ah
00:56:33Many deals for a friend of the grumbles like you
00:56:54You dare challenge the might of my Empire
00:57:02Oh
00:57:19Kill my soldiers
00:57:32Oh
00:57:51That was the case when it was personal loot, but it's not personal loot anymore
00:57:54They
00:57:57Made it that way because you would get people like begging and pleading and then and then like threatening people to give up their loot
00:58:24Oh
00:58:39Conspiracy is
00:58:54Lady
00:59:08Raise your eyes and behold the pinnacle of nerubian evolution
00:59:16Oh
00:59:17No, all my cut all my cooldowns are up for this pull
00:59:24A
00:59:29Feast of bones
00:59:54I
01:00:25Oh five four three two one
01:00:40God we're go so fast fucking frame rate dips
01:00:55Oh
01:01:08Jesus Christ, I'm doing one million on single-target. Holy shit
01:01:11I
01:01:23Love a good bloodlust
01:01:39Oh fuck fuck fuck
01:01:41Oh
01:01:43Oh
01:01:45Oh
01:02:08Oh
01:02:09Trinkets up trinkets up. I fucking hate this trigger, but goddamn if it doesn't come in for me
01:02:39Oh
01:02:50Okay, come on come on
01:02:55Oh god, this is why I love playing a fury warrior. Once you get some taste you are just a you were just furiously smashing buttons
01:03:03Oh
01:03:08Fuck that was me. That was my fault. Oh, I only killed me
01:03:32If I'm dead for the fucking kill I'm gonna hate that
01:04:02Gorge on your eyes
01:04:10Brutal claw my spine must feed
01:04:25Ravage
01:04:27Oh
01:04:32Poison skies the feast of bones
01:04:40Okay, lovely
01:04:57I
01:04:59I
01:05:26Yeah, I'm way on the other side
01:05:29I
01:05:59I
01:06:29I
01:06:59Oh
01:07:10Four three two one
01:07:29Goddamn
01:07:31Oh
01:07:58Be gone
01:08:01Fuck fuck fuck damn it
01:08:31I
01:08:33Oh
01:09:00Gorge on your eyes
01:09:03Oh
01:09:08Brutal claw
01:09:12Rolling carnage
01:09:23Ravage
01:09:34Oh
01:09:42Searing wake brutal claw
01:09:53Ravage no escape
01:09:57Paper
01:10:02Rolling carnage
01:10:07Brutal claw
01:10:11Ravage
01:10:15Biting rain
01:10:27Oh
01:10:43Gorge on your eyes
01:10:50Brutal claw my spine must feed
01:10:58Oh
01:11:06Ravage
01:11:13Poison skies
01:11:24Back to devour
01:11:27Brutal claw
01:11:35Ravage searing wake
01:11:57Oh
01:12:27I
01:12:57I
01:13:24Stream viewers increase
01:13:27Oh
01:13:50Yeah, we got this
01:13:57Oh
01:14:14Come on we got this four three two one
01:14:27Oh
01:14:39Fuck I fucked it up again. I didn't realize it was me
01:14:57Oh
01:15:08Fucking hell
01:15:24The feast of bones
01:15:28I'm really off my game today
01:15:51Get him right his pussy
01:15:58I
01:16:00Distracting it. No, you're not distracting me. If you were distracting me, I wouldn't be streaming
01:16:09There's a reason I turned off all the stream elements for for heroic
01:16:28Oh
01:16:47Five four three two one
01:16:57Oh
01:17:13There we go, I'm not gonna fuck that up
01:17:27Oh
01:17:57No
01:18:11Fighting rain
01:18:27Oh
01:18:57Oh
01:19:01Ravage
01:19:15Active devour
01:19:27Oh
01:19:57I'll see you storm. This is the last pull anyway
01:20:27Oh
01:20:57Oh
01:21:09Fuck oh, that was so
01:21:27Brutal
01:21:57Oh
01:22:16I
01:22:21Think they got this I think they got this come on. It's just 2% they got this
01:22:27I
01:22:32Gotta admit those like 2%
01:22:34Everyone's dead like fucking a five man like a five man group is left for like two or three people left
01:22:42My god, they got it. They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it
01:22:46They so got it. Oh, they so got it. They so got it. They so got this
01:22:57Oh
01:23:05That was beautiful
01:23:27Ah
01:23:29Ah
01:23:54Two progress lights and one heroic night. I was fucking great
01:23:59Oh
01:24:03It's always good when you get the kill of the last pull of the night that is so good
01:24:29All right, how many fucking Valor stones have I got now
01:24:38Well, I did get a belt upgrade kind of
01:24:47Flawless phase leader war bound until equipped intellect
01:24:54Throw that on my war band my war bound thing
01:24:59I
01:25:14Knew belt acquired. It's kind of like a trinket
01:25:17Yeah, sort of shiny belt buckle
01:25:20All right. I'll see you guys on Sun. Well before then I mean, I'm gonna have a work stream on Saturday
01:25:26But I'll see you guys later. I
01:25:28Still don't understand how the war down thing works. Oh, it's the new way to say account bound
01:25:36See everybody

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