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00:00:00Like, the camera was set up deliberately by them, you ain't watching through a fuckin' security camera, you stupid shit.
00:00:09And of course, what happened recently? He pops up on camera, he's like, lost all the weight, and he's like,
00:00:18Yeah, I was fuckin' with you the whole time, you stupid shit.
00:00:22Because that's how it always is with these fucking people.
00:00:40You know, fuckin' Christine Chandler made like, fuckin' $500,000 off these cretins.
00:00:46Damn.
00:00:58And you look into a lot of the people who like to expose Chandler, and you find some genuinely messed up people.
00:01:07I hear people talking about Boogie, I look over to Nick Acata and I walk away. He played them like a full legend.
00:01:16Like, the harassment against Chandler was like, real, but at some point Chandler just basically leaned into it for money.
00:01:36He played them like a full legend.
00:01:51Yeah, it's always the case, because like, the thing is, the people who consume lolcow content are not sane, level-headed individuals.
00:01:59They are genuinely disturbed people, who consume this content so that they can feel better about their own miserable lives.
00:02:05And nowadays, it's- nowadays, with like, Gen Z basically making an entire fucking identity for themselves,
00:02:12being a fucking cranky little bitch on TikTok about everything.
00:02:18People are just kinda cluing in that like, wait, we could fuckin' wring money out of this.
00:02:23That's like Karen compilations, none of them's- none of them are real anymore.
00:02:31It's just actual garbage human harassment, yep.
00:02:42And wherever the individual themselves isn't faking it, it's usually people who know the person,
00:02:50who will then just like, go onto Kiwi Farms and go, oh, I know this person IRL, and I can confirm everything you say about them totally.
00:03:02I mean, I- actually, you know, people always look at Christine Chandler as pretty much the fucking- as the big one,
00:03:08but I honestly think the big one is Tara Gillespie, or Gillespie, however you pronounce it.
00:03:16It's one of the pseudonyms of the author of My Immortal, and like, people have been trying to sniff out the author of My Immortal for years,
00:03:24and nobody's succeeded.
00:03:27And the closest they've gotten to it is like, one person- hang on.
00:03:43Yeah, like, in 2017, Rose Cristo basically just decided, I'm gonna claim I wrote it and get attention from it.
00:03:56Hmm.
00:04:00Interesting.
00:04:07And of course, then Cristo's brother, seeing an attempt for attention, just popped up basically going-
00:04:12Oh, literally- popped up on Kiwi Farms, going literally everything that Rose said was totally fake. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, totally.
00:04:22Huh.
00:04:24I'm starting to see where Courtney got her playbook.
00:04:27Oh boy.
00:04:31And like, the whole thing about Rose Cristo and her brother were taken completely seriously in spite of the fact that they had no proof-
00:04:38like, Rose had no proof of her claim of authorship, and her brother had no proof of anything, and did it all on Kiwi Farms,
00:04:46and you had people like fucking Sarah Z taking this shit 100% seriously.
00:04:53And now Cristo's got a book deal.
00:04:59Huh.
00:05:02Wow, fake it till you make it, but holy shit.
00:05:04Yeah, literally, fake it till you make it and play the dumbest motherfuckers you have ever seen in your goddamn life.
00:05:13Because YouTube drama is big money, and exploiting the morons who consume YouTube drama is even bigger money.
00:05:20It's all- that's always been the case.
00:05:22You look into most of the- most, uh- you look at- hell, you look into most scandals where like, YouTubers are supposedly caught with minors,
00:05:30and what you find is fucking nothing.
00:05:35You all have seen the claims made against me and what they pass around as evidence.
00:05:39It's like fucking nameless posts, and like-
00:05:43And it's like nameless posts and like chat logs that have no fucking usernames attached to them.
00:05:51And like posts on forums where it's like, this is one of Lily's pseudonyms, Source, trust me, bro.
00:05:58Like, and that's one of the more elaborate harassment campaigns.
00:06:05Some people you don't even need that, they just say it's like,
00:06:08it's literally just my sources, I made it the fuck up.
00:06:11Yeah, literally can't be mad at these swindlers because their audiences beg to be fooled and they're thriving.
00:06:16Yeah, it's like when everyone like- I don't know if you remember like a while back,
00:06:19everyone had their- everyone had a fucking bug up their ass about-
00:06:23What was her name? Who sold the Gamer Girl Bathwater?
00:06:26I don't remember.
00:06:32I know who you're talking about, but I don't know the name.
00:06:35See, now I'm gonna- now I'm gonna actually put Gamer Girl Bathwater into Google.
00:06:42Belle Delphine, that was it.
00:06:47Okay, yeah, so like a while back, everyone had a bug up their ass about like Belle Delphine's like,
00:06:52just fucking mailing containers of water to like, to Gamer Girl Bathwater.
00:06:59Fucking mailing containers of water to like, to fucking gamer nerds for like huge amounts of money and like-
00:07:11First of all, and people like- I laughed about it.
00:07:14I thought it was hilarious and some people gave me shit and I was like,
00:07:17first of all, we support sex workers in this house.
00:07:20And second of all, there is not a single per- there is not a single group of people on the planet-
00:07:26on planet Earth who deserve to be scammed more than fucking- than hardcore gamers.
00:07:39Honestly.
00:07:45You're scamming them, you're contributing to society.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56And it's like, oh my god, she's scamming people with like bathwater.
00:08:00Honey, if you buy Gamer Girl Bathwater, you kinda deserve what you're getting.
00:08:06Like, there's just a point where it's like, you can make the conscious decision to not be sad.
00:08:17Anyway, people try to make a mockery out of like Belle Delphine, but like-
00:08:22She made bank and then fucking left and then went back to doing what she usually does.
00:08:30Good for her.
00:08:34Some idiot actually drank the bathwater.
00:08:38Of course.
00:08:43People to me because I have some snake oil they might like.
00:08:47Look, there comes a point-
00:08:49It's one thing when somebody scams your tech illiterate grandma.
00:08:52It's another thing entirely when it's like, you have made the conscious decision at every point in your life
00:08:59to be this level of sad.
00:09:02You could always just not be that.
00:09:05You could always just decide to not-
00:09:09To not, like, be that kind of-
00:09:13Cause like, streamers always have the problems of like, really obsessed fans.
00:09:23Women streamers in particular, they have the problem of obsessed fans.
00:09:27And like, the really parasocial loser simps in their audience.
00:09:32But like, now it's just like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna fleece these dickheads for money.
00:09:43If it's like, isn't that manipulative?
00:09:45Who cares?
00:09:47Because being that kind of a loser is something you chose to be.
00:09:53You chose to do that.
00:10:12I- Look, I don't have any sympathy for people who get scammed because of things they have willingly elected to do at every point in time.
00:10:40There's-
00:10:47Like, this isn't somebody scamming your elderly grandmother.
00:10:51Like, by telling her-
00:10:53Oh my god, you accidentally have like, charges in excess of $7000.
00:10:57This is literally just going, hey dude, give me money.
00:11:00And then the dude gives you money.
00:11:02And that's it.
00:11:04That's literally fucking it.
00:11:06That's all-
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:19If you used to be that willfully ignorant, it was self-inflicted more than anything.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23Like, in spite of what incels like to claim about themselves, they are not involuntarily celibate.
00:11:28They willingly choose to be these kind of fucking losers.
00:11:35You could just change your fucking personality.
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:40And this goes like, triple with the people who obsess over lolcows.
00:11:44Like, at the end of the day, you deserve to get fleeced for money.
00:11:48Mhm.
00:12:02Cause like, here's the fun thing.
00:12:04If I were to quit YouTube and get a different job,
00:12:06my YouTube channel would still be passively bringing in about $1000 every month.
00:12:17Like, that's what happens if I don't upload anything for like, an entire month.
00:12:23The ad revenue comes out to about maybe like, $700 USD.
00:12:27And so I would just get a passive $1000 every month.
00:12:32What would you do for $1000 every month?
00:12:37What would you do? It's like...
00:12:39Just be honest, any of you working a normal job,
00:12:42would your life be dramatically improved by a free $1000 every month?
00:12:47Oh yeah.
00:12:48Cause that's what would happen if I quit YouTube.
00:12:51If I quit YouTube and go get a different job,
00:12:53whatever salary I make, there is an additional $12,000 a year being added onto it.
00:12:59Dramatically. Very much. Yeah.
00:13:02That would double my income. Fuck.
00:13:07Now that isn't the case now, because I do YouTube full time.
00:13:13So like, my income is a pretty normal income.
00:13:20I probably make less in total than most of you guys.
00:13:27But if I were to quit and go get, say, a job at like, I don't know,
00:13:31the fucking electric company or something?
00:13:37Let's see.
00:13:47That's like $2,800 a month,
00:13:50and then add the passive ad revenue from my YouTube channel on top of that.
00:14:07Electric company reminds me of the old PBS show. Yeah.
00:14:13So yeah, if I quit, I'll be fine.
00:14:15I mean, this is why people basically say,
00:14:18this is in particular why people tell me I need to delete my channel.
00:14:22Cause they know this.
00:14:27Like, that's the thing. If I quit, I'm not deleting my channel.
00:14:30I'm just leaving it there. I'm just leaving it there to sit there.
00:14:37Hehehehe.
00:14:51How, I mean, how keep making video make money than not make, what?
00:14:55How that work?
00:14:56Oh, well, you see, the thing is, my channel has like 500 videos on it.
00:15:02And those things are still getting views over time.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:08Like 500 videos pulling in,
00:15:10like even a lot of my older videos that nobody watches anymore,
00:15:13they still pull in like maybe 10 to 20 views like a day.
00:15:23Like, let's just be conservative and say 15 times 500.
00:15:29Yeah, that's like seven.
00:15:31Like if all of my video, if every video I make generates only 15 views a day,
00:15:36that's 7,500 views a day,
00:15:38which amounts to about 20 to $30 a day for free.
00:15:44Damn.
00:15:45On a good day. The longer videos obviously generate more.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:53If you do YouTube for a long time and then quit without deleting your channel,
00:15:57it keeps generating small amounts of money for you over time,
00:16:00which adds up, which is, it's a good thing to have.
00:16:06Autoplaying, you're in my algorithm, so I get so far back I see pony heads.
00:16:11Oh, my God, not the pony heads!
00:16:14Oh, yeah, I used to watch those when I donated plasma just to pass the time.
00:16:21Actually, hang on a second.
00:16:23Fucking hell, are you serious?
00:16:26Okay, so you remember Neurality?
00:16:28She popped up for about three years,
00:16:30made some of the best video essays about anime anyone had ever seen,
00:16:33and then vanished?
00:16:34Mm-hmm.
00:16:35She still has like 300 people giving her money every month on Patreon.
00:16:40Oh, wow.
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:44And let's see, what's the most common?
00:16:46It's like five, let's see.
00:16:49Let's see, about 300 times five.
00:16:53So, yeah, Neurality is making like a cool $1,500 a month
00:16:57just off people staying subbed to Patreon.
00:17:00That is amazing.
00:17:01Good for her.
00:17:03Now, a lot of that is probably like people who subbed and completely forgot
00:17:09and then never canceled their sub.
00:17:11That does happen.
00:17:13But like, she hasn't made a video in two years.
00:17:16She got harassed off the platform.
00:17:18She is gone.
00:17:19So, like, she still got Patreon and her ad revenue coming in.
00:17:22Fucking get it, girl.
00:17:25I am happy for her.
00:17:31Okay, I got so absorbed into this conversation,
00:17:33I forgot what I was doing.
00:17:38Concrete, last I heard.
00:17:40Love her pension plans, Slay.
00:17:42Good for her.
00:17:43I watched her Utena videos last week, and they are so good.
00:17:46They are, they are very good.
00:17:47Like, I recommend them over like what literally...
00:17:50Admittedly, a lot of people don't do video essays on Utena.
00:17:56Mostly, they font...
00:17:58What you see more often is like,
00:17:59this person doesn't understand Revolutionary Girl Utena.
00:18:02They get everything about it wrong.
00:18:04Oh, really? What's the correct analysis then?
00:18:06Whoa, what was that? I didn't hear it.
00:18:07Y'all hear something?
00:18:09That's what you mostly see in content for this series.
00:18:12And that's because, like, it's a pretty niche show in reality.
00:18:16Like, it's not the...
00:18:17It's not the big money maker that, like, Sailor Moon was.
00:18:24Her video on Kiki's Delivery Service is my favorite Ghibli movie,
00:18:27and she made me appreciate it more.
00:18:28Oh, yeah.
00:18:32I loved her video ripping apart the entire isekai genre.
00:18:36That was fucking great.
00:18:40I now cite it anytime some weirdo tries to get me to watch ReZero,
00:18:44and it's like, ooh, sorry.
00:18:45I already know somebody who reviewed that, and it looks like shit.
00:18:59Isekai is the equivalent of reheating a pizza over and over.
00:19:04You are not wrong.
00:19:06You are not wrong. You are not wrong.
00:19:09You are not wrong.
00:19:35Yeah, like, that's the thing I'm gonna do.
00:19:36If I quit, I'm just going to, like, list everything that was previously privated,
00:19:40fucking turn comments onto always hold for review,
00:19:44so that they're still getting comments and boosting in the algorithm,
00:19:47but no one can see them, and then just fuck off.
00:19:55It's like, you need to quit YouTube, okay, but if I quit,
00:19:58you're still gonna have to deal with the Steven Universe video
00:20:00sitting there at the top of the search results
00:20:03every single time for the rest of eternity,
00:20:08or at least until someone makes a video essay about Steven Universe
00:20:11that does better than this one, which will be never.
00:20:26It's amazing how between, like, Korra, Steven Universe, and Coffin,
00:20:29the worse a fandom is, the more likely it is I will show up,
00:20:33make the most popular video essay about it, and then leave.
00:20:40Devilish plan.
00:20:42We often look for ones with the weirdest plots and just go from there.
00:20:45It's how we found Mononoke, Sherlock Hound, and...
00:20:48Sherlock Hound?
00:20:49Oh, tell me that's about a dog, Sherlock.
00:20:53If it's about anything other than that, I'm going to be very sad.
00:21:09Now, the way I see this, I could do this one in two ways.
00:21:12I could wrap things around to the center,
00:21:16or I could face the Culpa things the other way around.
00:21:21I could face the Culpa things the other way...
00:21:25I could face the coal plants the other way
00:21:27and have them take in coal and water from this end.
00:21:39Can I put them...
00:21:41...in the end?
00:21:49If I had a nickel for every time I, uh...
00:21:51there was a story that reimagined Sherlock Holmes as a furry,
00:21:54I'd have two nickels.
00:21:55Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
00:22:02Difference caused by the placement?
00:22:04It just changes how I have to go about setting things up.
00:22:08Of course, for the opposite side there,
00:22:12I need to get a coal node around here.
00:22:17But, you know what?
00:22:19We're just going to...
00:22:21Alright, hang on.
00:22:37Alright, we're going to do it this way.
00:23:07Alright.
00:23:37Alright.
00:24:07Alright.
00:24:17The fun part is...
00:24:18Here's the fun part about all of this.
00:24:20Someone can make fucking videos mining you for content,
00:24:23but that only works so long as you're topical.
00:24:30If I were to leave, these people lose their source of revenue
00:24:33because nobody cares anymore.
00:24:38Like, hell.
00:24:39The ability for Chris-chan to keep being in the public eye
00:24:44is because people go after her
00:24:47and get her to do things that will make for more content.
00:24:52They actively poke and prod at her.
00:24:54Constantly.
00:25:00If they didn't...
00:25:02There's this whole long list of shit she supposedly did,
00:25:05and if they weren't constantly poking and prodding at her,
00:25:09she wouldn't be topical anymore.
00:25:15If you leave the internet, it'll hurt them a hell of a lot more than it hurts you.
00:25:18Yeah, that's why they don't turn me into the police.
00:25:20Like, ever.
00:25:28Like, this is why Brittany refuses to go to the police,
00:25:31or she lies about having gone to the police about her, you know,
00:25:34very serious accusations of abuse.
00:25:46It's because her entire life is about me.
00:25:49I am the only thing she has in her fucking life at all.
00:25:56I'm all she talks about.
00:25:58I'm all she is.
00:26:02Hell, if I left the...
00:26:05Hell, if I was actually, like...
00:26:08If I was actually put in prison,
00:26:11Courtney's meal ticket would completely dry up.
00:26:14She relies on me to basically just get free money.
00:26:27Not a very stable business.
00:26:29No.
00:26:59Well, that and the fact that their file of evidence is about as thick as hair.
00:27:29To keep that shit going.
00:27:39Now, truth be told, I don't think Courtney consciously realizes that.
00:27:45I think Courtney is genuinely under the delusion that people actually like her,
00:27:49and they're not just using her for content.
00:27:53Oof.
00:27:55Courtney has never been a mentally stable individual.
00:27:59She has always been just extremely fucking...
00:28:06She's always been extremely delusional.
00:28:23...
00:28:36Now that I've said that, in about, like, two minutes,
00:28:38I'm gonna get a fucking thing in my inbox going,
00:28:40Lily, that's you.
00:28:41That's you, Lily.
00:28:44There's somebody who does that, like, every five seconds.
00:28:48If I say anything, they just, like...
00:28:51Word for word, too.
00:28:52That's exactly how they say it.
00:28:58That was supposed to be a splitter, not a merger.
00:29:02Oof.
00:29:08Oof.
00:29:17The only card they can play is the Uno Reverse one.
00:29:21Yep.
00:29:22Pretty much.
00:29:31Oof.
00:30:02Ah, come on.
00:30:07Lily says apples are red.
00:30:08They say, nuh-uh, they're clearly orange.
00:30:10Oh, yeah, they'd have a whole thing, pieces like,
00:30:12Uh, actually, the color orange, as we know it,
00:30:15comes from the food orange.
00:30:17So, before that, everything that we would classify as orange
00:30:21was actually classified as red.
00:30:23So, yes, apples are orange.
00:30:26Oh, my God.
00:30:29Oof.
00:30:32Oof.
00:30:34Oof.
00:30:41Oof.
00:30:58Oof.
00:31:02Hey, where'd this come from?
00:31:03Oh, I'm just telling you how these fuckers think
00:31:07when they want to pretend to sound rational.
00:31:16Watch, they're gonna find my fucking thing about, like,
00:31:18how we need to, there needs to be maximum rent
00:31:22alongside minimum wage,
00:31:24and, like, you're gonna see the think piece go up
00:31:26and, like, immediately afterward,
00:31:28Lily doesn't understand economics.
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:34Oof.
00:31:40Oof.
00:31:53These people would say that rich people have the right
00:31:57to, uh, have the right to your blood
00:32:01if I suggested otherwise.
00:32:27Oof.
00:32:38What the fuck?
00:32:40How are you off center again?
00:32:54Oof.
00:32:57Oof.
00:33:02Finally!
00:33:06Whoops.
00:33:09I meant to delete the conveyor pole,
00:33:11I deleted a biomass burner on the other side of the fucking field.
00:33:15Uh-oh.
00:33:19I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:33:21I am sure it is fine, and we will continue to do fine.
00:33:25Hee hee hee.
00:33:30Okay, so every one of those is, like, thirty.
00:33:33I've got, like, eight or nine of them up.
00:33:37This produces seventy-five, this produces seventy-five.
00:33:41That's a hundred and...
00:33:55Oof.
00:34:02Oof.
00:34:05Come on, get up.
00:34:12Okay, now we need the water extractors.
00:34:15Now, the water extractors are great,
00:34:17because I can just put them right along here.
00:34:21Ain't that wonderful?
00:34:25Oof.
00:34:29Hee hee hee.
00:34:38Well, hang on.
00:34:40It's getting cranky with me now.
00:34:42Oof.
00:34:47Ahem.
00:34:48So, Bonnie, what kind of high-octane shenanigans
00:34:51are you going to annoy your mother with today?
00:34:53Okay, Bonnie just moves everything in the living room
00:34:55slightly to the left.
00:34:57And now we wait.
00:35:00Oh no!
00:35:02I'm gonna stub my toe, Bonnie, why?
00:35:05Why are you doing this?
00:35:07Hee hee hee.
00:35:24Oof.
00:35:26Okay, I wonder if this will actually work.
00:35:29Oof.
00:35:49Oof.
00:35:54Oof.
00:35:57Oof.
00:36:02Oof.
00:36:05Oof.
00:36:15Oof.
00:36:24Oof.
00:36:30Hmm.
00:36:31The water acts as a cooling system.
00:36:33Uh, no.
00:36:34The water is, uh...
00:36:36The water is the steam that actually powers the turbine.
00:36:39Oof.
00:36:40Oof.
00:36:42Oof.
00:36:44Oof.
00:36:46Oof.
00:36:48Oof.
00:36:51Oof.
00:36:52Anything Bonnie can't do?
00:36:54She can't... she physically cannot get a crush on a boy.
00:36:57Oof.
00:36:59Man, people get on my case for calling Bonnie gay.
00:37:01But, like...
00:37:03And, like, it's...
00:37:05It's something you wanna...
00:37:06You wanna argue with them.
00:37:07Because you know it's bad.
00:37:08bad but you also know it's so obviously bad like yeah little kids get cry get
00:37:14crushes all the goddamn time oh well Bonnie's three how does she know if
00:37:18she's gay well let's see she lives with her mom and her mom's wife and her aunt
00:37:25and her aunt's wife I wonder what her model for romance is
00:37:32why is today's topic today's topic is about the cutest boys in class disgusting
00:37:41next
00:37:48see you moose
00:37:51through the story of human powers the story of making water draw circles no
00:38:04youtuber who admits to having known he was gay since he was since he was nine
00:38:07yeah I've known who yeah I've known I was bi since I was like 10 or 11
00:38:21funny here has heterochromia no I don't I like girls yeah man people get on my
00:38:30case for that one so much it's like how does a how does this how does a small
00:38:35child know they like girls it's called the misunderstanding words that's the
00:38:40joke you fucking you got a lot of people who are just like I don't like you
00:38:46therefore I'm just going to be a buzzkill for no reason hey I remember in
00:38:54an episode of the Rugrats where Angelica pickles get gets a crush on a boy you
00:38:58know how old Angelica was in that show three oh no but you see it's different
00:39:02when straight people do it see it's it's like it's only bad when it's gay it's
00:39:09only bad when it's gay I I I mean it's it's only bad when it's a gay person you
00:39:15don't like
00:39:45Oh
00:40:15let's just stick with the two for now
00:40:45there we go yeah no much better
00:41:15I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure
00:41:34a minute ah it's off-center isn't it yep ah fucking hell I hate myself I hate
00:41:55my I hate it when this happens it happens every goddamn time I gotta do
00:42:01it all over again cuz it'll bother me for the rest of eternity
00:42:06honey have you ever been like no that's me like have you ever been diagnosed with
00:42:11OCD no I haven't I promise
00:42:31luckily I was only setting up the two
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00:46:09Ah
00:46:27Fuck oh
00:46:39Well, that was weird
00:47:09Oh
00:47:24Lily did you fall into the void again? Hey, how often do I do that electricity rides on water like sage?
00:47:31No, oh
00:47:33Don't do that. Oh
00:47:35Oh
00:47:38Yeah, Michaela DM me something about like on of a discovering Lou
00:47:43apothecary Lucy has been scamming people by sell it by like
00:47:47Selling them jars of water and claiming. It's the dark ladies bath water
00:47:53Like wow, what's like
00:47:55well, like
00:47:57People here actually buy that. Oh, let's hear in Lordaeron and more in stormwind
00:48:05It's like oh my god, Nathaniel's right
00:48:12Hey Coco, I knew that supreme crunch one was a fake
00:48:27Well that almost did it very badly
00:48:35You
00:48:57I'm just trying to drive feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
00:49:02The only thing that's driving is driving me crazy and I'm getting road rage
00:49:16To your home cuz I got the road rage
00:49:32I
00:49:50Have to have that to listen reasons to exterminate humans tally. Why do you have that on a bite? Let's girls have dreams
00:50:02Oh
00:50:09It's like
00:50:12Darkly you just don't want to admit that Sylvanas was a monster. It's like well, she both. No, she wasn't. Uh, she was better than me
00:50:18It's like what makes you say that? Why did Sylvanas burn? I told you why did Sylvanas order tell yourself to be burned?
00:50:24She had this weird plan to change the cosmos. Okay. Now, why did I do it? Oh
00:50:33There we go
00:50:46I'm on coal power and I still have yet to actually build the space elevator
00:50:50I
00:50:57Say we'll just have to wait you have a method there is a method to my psychopathy
00:51:07Gary's a mythic to my moral pervergence
00:51:10Bonnie
00:51:17I'm not narrowed. I'm not it's like this isn't neurodivergence. It's neuro deviation
00:51:31And neuro detour
00:51:33On of a Azeroth's most dangerous simp which is saying something I'll be off have a nice dream. Yeah
00:52:04Hey, man, I'm just trying to drive feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
00:52:09The only thing that's driving is driving me crazy
00:52:19So long as comes back for midnight and it goes they're just all over the war table was like
00:52:24Well, all we have it's like all we have is for as Taurus first defenses of the Horde
00:52:28The Alliance has been whittled down to basically nothing and what's the loss goes?
00:52:31That's how I took out it's like how does I'll top take out most of the Alliance. It's like she didn't dark flare dead. Oh
00:52:38Right, I guess I should have warned you all
00:52:42I
00:52:44Was just like a bigger monster that Sylvanas ever was she was just on a leash and then like
00:52:49No, no, not again, not again, okay
00:52:53Well, I really built on the edge of the world border
00:52:58Oh damn
00:53:08This is like what Sylvanas wasn't around to hold the leash anymore everyone realized like oh we've unleashed a monster
00:53:14Living on the edge a briefcase a lunch and the man on the edge each that gets closer to losing his head
00:53:29I
00:53:31Was just like a bigger monster that Sylvanas wasn't around to hold the leash anymore everyone realized like oh we've unleashed a monster
00:53:44Oh God, you're throwing out poison, I'll be back for you
00:53:56I blame Tyrande and I'll honestly Tyrande Tyrande is usually to blame for everything. Oh
00:54:08The fuse blew
00:54:13Whoops
00:54:27All right, let's see what happened
00:54:36We're gonna have to get these fucking biomass burners up and running
00:54:40Long enough to get the coal over
00:54:46Okay, so we're gonna need more biomass burners
00:54:51We must build the biomass burner to destroy the biomass burner
00:55:01You don't know my genius
00:55:10I
00:55:14Thought ought to be enough
00:55:16You
00:55:39There we go
00:55:42And now all we have to do is wait
00:55:46Oh
00:55:56These two aren't enough but all of them might be I just need to be certain I can get enough
00:56:03Cool I need to get it like I need to actually get enough coal
00:56:06I think these things take like 50 at a time or like I don't know how much coal they burn a minute, but
00:56:16I
00:56:23Knows like my conveyor belts can transform a transport 120 a minute
00:56:30Which means like the splitters are weird because like the splitters will just let it you let it go through at like full capacity if
00:56:36one of these ends is is
00:56:38Full so like actually filling a plant then fill a plant that fill a plant then fill a plant and fill a plant
00:56:46And
00:56:59Then after that it's literally just build out this way
00:57:02As I acquire more coal and better miners and more overclocking and better conveyor belts
00:57:0815 coal per minute and 45 water per minute. Ah, gotcha
00:57:13There we go
00:57:16And the flow is pretty good
00:57:24Yeah, okay 15 coal per minute so I can power about maybe eight or nine of these
00:57:29But of course like the way splitters work is weird
00:57:33It splits everything by half until it fills
00:57:46You
00:57:55Keep checking Tomo Raiders YouTube to see if the curse the forsaken remakes been dropped yet. Yeah nice
00:58:03And
00:58:13Of course every time I get a better conveyor belt, I'm gonna have to come back over here and do it all and
00:58:19upgrade them all
00:58:33A
00:58:35Game-changer, so glad there are plenty of coal nodes near deep water. Oh, yeah
00:58:47Bonnie why'd you do this Bonnie sitting on a conveyor belt? Let me convey to you my train got
00:58:56She is her mother's daughter
00:59:02I
00:59:22Remember getting that one
00:59:24At one pissy and I was like you and Lily should stop
00:59:28writing stories about your fictional alien
00:59:31Child and actually like base your writing of children off of a off of a real daughter. I was like
00:59:37Are you asking us to have a kid?
01:00:00You
01:00:30You
01:01:00You
01:01:30You
01:02:00You
01:02:30You
01:03:00You
01:03:09That's Christian don't even when we're halfway there
01:03:30Are they would honestly ask a question like come on how bad could I possibly be let's find out
01:04:00You
01:04:18That's playing how bad can I be from the Lorax while she's massacring all of Stormwind
01:04:24Real real singing in the rain energy
01:04:40Autovay who cares if a few humans are dying out of a you raise the entire city of Stormwind
01:04:47Well, I always say the only good human is a dead human and I do love the forsaken
01:04:54I
01:04:56Like you raised the entirety of Stormwind she burnt it's like she she Matt she destroyed all of Stormwind
01:05:02Oh, I meant race as an RA I S E D
01:05:12Kind of a shredding out a guitar wall massacring Stormwind
01:05:25I
01:05:27Don't mean tell a voice by llamas with hats now on of a isn't a good fit for Carl
01:05:32It would just be like be like on of a that kills people. Yeah, no shit. That's the idea dickhead
01:05:46The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it worse
01:05:55It could be just because I've been reading Elric recently
01:05:58But I'd I had this one idea of a shadow morn being sentient in love with on the bay and is trying to convince her to
01:06:04Kill everyone close to her so that all they have is they is each other
01:06:09So shadow morn is actually
01:06:12Actually
01:06:23Actually, that's terrible
01:06:28Somehow draw shadow more with that frickin kitty mouth
01:06:34Don't do that
01:06:37You said actually don't do that. That's
01:06:42terrible
01:06:44Go to jail
01:06:59You did it dog flare you stopped Zalatath
01:07:01Yeah, and with a massive death and with a massive Alliance death toll in the process all in all
01:07:06This is probably my best campaign yet
01:07:12You
01:07:33Oh, there we go, oh it moving are we moving
01:07:43A little shot, but everybody's moving and everybody's crew
01:07:52Okay, so moving up for I think we could probably fill another two so that is exactly what we're gonna do
01:08:13You
01:08:15Okay, yeah, with the...
01:08:42We actually have way more water extractors than we actually need, but whatever.
01:09:13There we go!
01:09:18Now, let's see... Logistics...
01:09:22Splitter...
01:09:38Fuck.
01:09:42Okay.
01:10:12Okay.
01:10:20It's like, Lily, you're being weirdly anal about this. I'll show you anal!
01:10:24Wait.
01:10:42Okay.
01:10:48There we go!
01:10:52That's filling.
01:11:06Oh, that's odd. The production is like, weirdly moving up and down.
01:11:11I think that might... Oh yeah, that might be the biomass burners kicking in.
01:11:15Ooh!
01:11:20Yeah, the biomass burners are weird in that they kick in whenever they're needed, and they kind of change their consumption based on power demand.
01:11:28See, my max consumption is 424 watts, and my production, it looks like, with just the coal plants is 225.
01:11:43Okay.
01:11:54Okay. Oh, fuck.
01:12:12Okay.
01:12:34Let's fill this one now.
01:12:37Because I have all my factories set up, it's actually quite rare for everything to be on at the same time.
01:12:51There we go!
01:12:53Okay.
01:13:02Production... Okay.
01:13:04Now we can fucking get rid of all those goddamn biomass burners.
01:13:14As well as this entire biomass production chain.
01:13:23Burn the burners, yeah. That'll bring my capacity down. That'll bring my max consumption down, at the very least.
01:13:54Okay.
01:14:07Imagine that gun as well, but you could just scan people and they vanish. Ooh, that'd be nice.
01:14:13Ooh.
01:14:23Okay.
01:14:31I suppose that is technically possible, depending on how much radiation that scanner puts off.
01:14:43Let's see. Will you eat wood?
01:14:46Yes.
01:14:52Will you eat leaves?
01:14:58You will. Great.
01:15:01Will you eat biofuel?
01:15:05Oh no! Fuck no!
01:15:17That was close.
01:15:21What was that?
01:15:23That was a Mercer sphere.
01:15:28I know those, though.
01:15:31They're important, and I can't afford to lose them.
01:15:34Oh.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:46Luckily, the awesome sink won't eat them.
01:15:49That's good.
01:16:06Okay.
01:16:36Okay.
01:16:53Mega Destruction, Dark Vault of Darkness and Destruction, and Nepples.
01:17:06Okay.
01:17:28There we go.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:44That's power taken care of. What next?
01:17:47Well, let's head back to the...
01:17:49Actually, what next is to move the hub up here.
01:18:06Okay.
01:18:36Okay.
01:19:03Okay.
01:19:06Take that.
01:19:09Bring that over here.
01:19:12Bring that over here.
01:19:17Connect that to there.
01:19:20And then get rid of all this.
01:19:36Radiation...
01:19:38Is that nuclear waste faded?
01:19:39Yeah, I don't think I'm actually going to bother with nuclear power if I even get up that high before restarting my save again.
01:19:49Because I don't want to deal with that crap.
01:20:06Okay.
01:20:36Okay.
01:20:51Ooh, perfect.
01:21:06Okay.
01:21:27I mean, there's something about nuclear power that confuses me.
01:21:32It's not fun.
01:21:41I don't know.
01:21:43What next?
01:22:01Alright, get over here, Mercer Spheres.
01:22:14Okay.
01:22:32So, Transient Tech can literally turn anything into anything else, yeah?
01:22:38You just use it to make a bunch of emeralds.
01:22:41It's called theming, Vanessa.
01:23:06Night, Autumn.
01:23:08Night, Autumn.
01:23:12When Autumn goes to sleep, does that make it winter?
01:23:18I'm going to bonk you.
01:23:21What?
01:23:35If I put a conveyor wall mount there, and then try to put a foundation over it, it works.
01:23:43Interesting.
01:23:51Okay.
01:24:03Something to consider, so I can build a factory over this conveyor belt.
01:24:20Okay.
01:24:27Alright, where do I want to put this?
01:24:29Oh, I don't have enough stuff in my inventory to build a space elevator, but...
01:24:37I think I kind of want to put the smart planing factory here.
01:24:41Which means I'll probably put the space elevator over there.
01:24:45Maybe in that pit. Maybe in that hole.
01:24:50But for now, I'm going to call that...
01:24:53That was a good stream. I'll see y'all later.