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00:00:00Off-clean feel. Protection from mosquitoes. Not sticky. Fragrance-free. Up to eight
00:00:07hours of protection. Off-clean feel. Prevention is the best protection.
00:00:12SC Johnson
00:00:30What now?
00:00:41Yeah, you know what? Valigar would be a good idea.
00:00:47Your voice is ambrosia.
00:00:50Jar? Aren't you dead?
00:00:52I may have been.
00:00:54I may have been. It happens when
00:00:56you're forced to deal with buffoons.
00:00:59If Monty were here, he would be able to tell for certain.
00:01:01Bah. It matters not.
00:01:03I saw you dealing with those harpers.
00:01:05But it's obvious you are not a harper yourself.
00:01:07You would be willing, then, to render me a service regarding them?
00:01:10What harpers? What are you talking about?
00:01:12The harpers you delivered the poisoned man to.
00:01:15Or were you too idiotic to know that they were harpers?
00:01:18I require your inadequate services for a job.
00:01:22There are harpers gathered in this city, and they will be very protective of their privacy.
00:01:26Harshly so. I should be wary of whatever this man asks you to do.
00:01:31Yes, yes. I'm not asking you to walk in and slaughter them now, am I?
00:01:34Tempting as that may be, I'm not such a blundering fool as your friends might suppose.
00:01:41Exactly what is it you want me to do, then?
00:01:44My friend Montyron has been...
00:01:47My friend Montyron has been taken captive by those irksome harpers.
00:01:51I would have you enter their building and find Monty for me.
00:01:55You want me to sneak into that harper base, and what would stop me from ending up the same as Montyron?
00:02:00Aye, well, you're the one that knows them.
00:02:03If they're not going to kill you, because you're looking for the whereabouts of a spy... a thief, bah!
00:02:10Is Jarr recruitable? In Baldur's Gate 1, he is.
00:02:16Forget it, I'm not interested.
00:02:17Bah! Dealing with gutless whining wilps is excruciating.
00:02:20When you gather enough courage to take up my offer, I shall be here.
00:02:25Thanks, Jarr. I'll keep that in mind.
00:02:28Not.
00:02:41But not two, I take it. Damn. No, not two.
00:02:55The Harper's Gate
00:03:08Alright, you and me. Let's go.
00:03:10Kill them all! For sure!
00:03:13This is all right.
00:03:14Go, go, go!
00:03:15Let's go!
00:03:17Nightsinger, give me power.
00:03:25What do you need?
00:03:28Ulthar?
00:03:35Draculares?
00:03:38I'll do my best.
00:03:46Next swing!
00:03:48Alright, you and me. Let's go.
00:03:55Alright, you and me. Let's go.
00:03:58Next swing!
00:03:59Nightsinger, give me power.
00:04:01Callus, nah!
00:04:06Aerie, what is your strength?
00:04:07Yeah, 10 strength, 17 dex.
00:04:11I need to get you some darts.
00:04:14Tell me.
00:04:17You want it? You've got it.
00:04:25Well, I hope.
00:04:26Yes.
00:04:28I've got this.
00:04:38I suppose I can extend you my hand.
00:04:41They're breaking up!
00:04:42Tell your neighbors!
00:04:43Aulava and Tiro, it finally happened!
00:04:48What are you yelling about, sir?
00:04:49Who are Aulava and Tiro?
00:04:51You're not from here, if you're not excited by my words.
00:04:53Disregard them if they mean nothing to you. I'll tell those that do care.
00:04:57And that was like...
00:04:58I will listen intently if you will tell.
00:05:00It's not something you should consider. That should concern an outsider.
00:05:03You're not one of those nosy adventuring types, are you?
00:05:06Don't you go meddling now! We don't need any strangers going near those two.
00:05:09The best thing for their families is if they stop seeing each other.
00:05:14Their families are conspiring to keep them apart? Why?
00:05:17You don't know anything about it, and I suggest you keep it that way.
00:05:19We don't want to draw attention to this.
00:05:22It would be a shame if to involve the gods in this.
00:05:24They are good kids, just misguided. You will stay out of it.
00:05:26Don't worry about me.
00:05:30Well, I will proceed to immediately go into it.
00:05:39You want it? You got it?
00:05:40Well, hello!
00:05:42Something on your mind?
00:05:44So, Aulava, that's it then?
00:05:46Tiro, I guess so. Nobody wants us together. Guess we shouldn't be.
00:05:51That's what my family says, too.
00:05:53I didn't think we did that bad. A few scraps here and there.
00:05:58It was fun, while it lasted. I guess I'll have to settle down, though.
00:06:02Yeah, father said he can't keep it quiet any longer.
00:06:05I don't know what all the fuss is about, though.
00:06:07It's not like it's their lives. I guess they're embarrassed.
00:06:11Lily, and now it's time to meddle!
00:06:14I'm feeling more like a water treatment plant than a well, but I suppose either will suffice.
00:06:21Fucking hell, noob lord.
00:06:25Hey, it looks like we have an audience. Hey, you! Get a portrait painted. It'll last longer.
00:06:32Antilia, I heard about your family's trying to split you two up.
00:06:35Word certainly gets around.
00:06:36Hear that, Aulava? We're famous!
00:06:39Your father couldn't keep it totally quiet. I like that. I feel important.
00:06:43It's kind of interesting. What did you hear, stranger? What are they saying?
00:06:47It sounded like they were embarrassed that you'd-
00:06:49Sorry. It doesn't matter. Don't listen to them. Love is all that matters in the end.
00:06:53Is it? Is that all that matters? Even if you do things others don't approve of?
00:06:57Things that they think are very bad and try to cover up so people don't find out?
00:07:06What did I just say about love? It's all that matters. Live the dream!
00:07:10Yeah, yeah! The complete and total stranger is right!
00:07:13You know, I think so, too. What do we care what others think?
00:07:17This life is too short to worry about it.
00:07:20Wonderfully short. Wonderfully short and getting shorter. Damn them all! Damn them all! Let's go for it!
00:07:26You're so right, Aulava. Let's make our time short and sweet like we planned. Larger than life.
00:07:30Thanks, Antilia. We owe this all to you.
00:07:32That's right. Everything we do, we'll dedicate to you.
00:07:35Absolutely. Damn the parents. We'll let people know what a stranger has done for us.
00:07:39The complete and total stranger is right!
00:07:46Hey, Jafir!
00:07:49Wait! I sense you have the lamp.
00:07:51And there are still wishes to be granted.
00:07:53Intriguing. So that foolish Prime, Kala, must have met his demise.
00:07:56What are you talking about?
00:07:58There's no point continuing this ruse, mortals.
00:08:00I sold Kala the lamp, knowing the destruction his petty little mind would cause.
00:08:03I don't care what happens to it.
00:08:06I sold Kala the lamp, knowing the destruction his petty little mind would cause when given access to its power.
00:08:11Now you bring the lamp to me. And why?
00:08:13You do not know how to unlock its secrets.
00:08:15Why? You do not know how to unlock its secrets.
00:08:17There is a command word.
00:08:19Prime. And that is the key to the lamp.
00:08:22In case you're foolish enough to try and harm me for it, behold.
00:08:25Behold this. My true form.
00:08:28Oh, no! You're, uh... Actually, what the fuck are you?
00:08:31So, worms, do you have any questions?
00:08:33For a price, I shall reveal to you the command word.
00:08:35I could, of course, just slay you all.
00:08:37But I think I'd prefer to watch the havoc a misworded wish could cause in such a populated area.
00:08:42Why did you do this?
00:08:45Mark... Markesh. The true name of the genie bound inside.
00:08:48I shall be leaving now.
00:08:54All right.
00:08:58I shall be leaving now.
00:09:00I shall be leaving now.
00:09:02I shall be leaving now.
00:09:04I shall be leaving now.
00:09:06I shall be leaving now.
00:09:08I shall be leaving now.
00:09:10I shall be leaving now.
00:09:12I shall be leaving now.
00:09:14Give it to me straight.
00:09:26Well played, portraits, portraits everywhere.
00:09:32I see.
00:09:33Greetings, mortals. You are neither Kala nor that despicable Rakasha, I see.
00:09:38I see. So I must assume at least one of them has fallen.
00:09:42Yes, Kala's dead and the Rakasha's left.
00:09:44There's just the matter of the final wish left to attend.
00:09:47Attend to?
00:09:48I thought genies were supposed to grant three to each of your masters.
00:09:51The magic word that calls me from this lamp works only three times,
00:09:54after which I am trapped again and return to the possession of that infernal Rakasha.
00:09:59Rakshasa, that's it.
00:10:02With a new word of its choosing.
00:10:04With a new word of its choosing.
00:10:10Well, he definitely has a wisdom of at least twelve.
00:10:14Kala did indeed make two wishes, though it seems they didn't do him too much good.
00:10:19Pity. For a prime, he was interesting.
00:10:22Society did seem to take an exception to his kind, causing his unhappiness an ultimate demise.
00:10:27But I digress. You probably want to know what it was he wished for.
00:10:31His first wish was to be able to command the respect of others,
00:10:33so I granted him a ring, which I would expect you have pilfered.
00:10:36He had the power then to influence others, but didn't know how to do it.
00:10:39People paid him more attention, but that only meant they laughed harder when his magics failed.
00:10:44So his second wish, Maiden Anger, he wanted sorcerous power, like that of a powerful ogre mage.
00:10:49So I gave him power and the body.
00:10:52Though that didn't help him either, you saw.
00:10:54As you saw. Truth be told, I expected as much when I first posed you the riddle in the tent.
00:10:59Which means, mortals, this last wish is for you.
00:11:01What, then, will your wish be?
00:11:06Kala didn't, uh, deserve death for his mistakes.
00:11:08My wish is that he is returned to life so he can learn from them.
00:11:11You say you must continue to serve this Rakasha.
00:11:13Then my wish is for your freedom.
00:11:15I wish for you to imprison Kala's soul. Forever.
00:11:18I wish my childhood fr-
00:11:19Aww!
00:11:21I think they're nearby, everyone.
00:11:23See ya, it needs more gays!
00:11:33I wish my childhood friend Imoen was here by my side.
00:11:36Pick four, it won't work, but pick four.
00:11:38Oh, of course I pick a four.
00:11:40Your wish is my command.
00:11:42Wait!
00:11:43Intriguing. Most strange.
00:11:45My powers cannot see you.
00:11:48Wait!
00:11:49Intriguing. Most strange.
00:11:50My powers cannot seem to accomplish that wish.
00:11:52It seems, mortal, that I must grant you another instead.
00:11:56Shafir may have escaped from me, but I'd like him dead.
00:11:59For the final wish, end his life in an agonizing way.
00:12:02I will make- wish to make myself the new owner of the lamp so I can choose a new command word and make more wishes.
00:12:07I will choose a wish for myself.
00:12:14Hope you like the submission. Aw, to check.
00:12:16You say you must continue to serve this Rakasha, then my wish is for your freedom.
00:12:20You would do this for me?
00:12:23Thank- thank you, mortals.
00:12:25Finally, I can return to my home.
00:12:29This isn't as wonderful as I thought it would be.
00:12:33Traveling with you.
00:12:36What do you mean? I- oh, right, I'm disliked.
00:12:39Makes sense.
00:12:46Aww!
00:12:48It needs more gays.
00:12:50Sent me, uh, work of Iris and Ki- sent me art of Iris and Kira.
00:12:54Oh, they're so cute.
00:12:56They're so baby.
00:12:58They're so bappy.
00:13:10What do you need? I've got this.
00:13:16Don't worry about me.
00:13:24You want it? You've got it.
00:13:35How dare you! Telia is a deli- she's a sweetheart! She saved you!
00:13:41Ladies, ladies, your purpose.
00:13:44It doesn't actually happen, because I- I believe this was a deleted quest that was restored,
00:13:48but I- I like the idea of, like, early in an RPG,
00:13:53you're basically given a chance to, like, get a single- you get this.
00:13:56A single wish from a genie, and you can choose to free them.
00:13:58And if you do choose to free them, they will come back later and give you three trickery-free wishes.
00:14:06Take your business!
00:14:08Alright, move along! Move along!
00:14:10Move along! Move along!
00:14:14May the morning bring new adventure!
00:14:40Okay, let's head to the graveyard.
00:14:42I've got this.
00:15:10I wish for a monkey's claw, a cursed lamp, and a particularly nasty speak-and-spell.
00:15:18Beautiful.
00:15:20You need something?
00:15:24Ulza?
00:15:27Go, go, go!
00:15:29Good time we got to business!
00:15:31Kill me.
00:15:37Jalkaless?
00:15:40He's akin to my home.
00:15:43But home does not welcome me.
00:15:45A little help here?
00:15:47You require-
00:15:49Yes?
00:15:53A little help here?
00:15:57Give it to me straight!
00:15:59A little help here?
00:16:02You want it? You got it.
00:16:04There we go.
00:16:06How long does Animate Dead last?
00:16:10Eight hours?
00:16:12Nice.
00:16:14Ulza?
00:16:16Well, if that's the case...
00:16:18Anything special if Yoshimo dies before Spell Hold?
00:16:20No.
00:16:22Oh, hey, Zane!
00:16:37Be doubly careful.
00:16:40I'm sure all manner of stupid mousetraps will make our toes in the dark.
00:16:55I've got this.
00:16:57Alright!
00:16:59Come, my army!
00:17:10Lililurl!
00:17:12For sure!
00:17:16Jalkal-
00:17:18May darkness prevail.
00:17:23I'll help however I can.
00:17:27Let's see what your guts be lookin' like!
00:17:33Lily, you southern patriot supporter!
00:17:35I just knows it!
00:17:37A southern tomb within the open caverns.
00:17:40For the old it be.
00:17:47Blood and glory!
00:17:49Now you die!
00:17:52Tell me, don't worry about me.
00:18:02Where shall I display my skill and expertise?
00:18:05Yokota.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:10Give it to me straight.
00:18:12Oh, wait a minute.
00:18:14Oh, no!
00:18:16All my skeletons were unsummoned!
00:18:18Oh, nope, here they are.
00:18:20What do you need? You want it? You've got it.
00:18:23Ulza Karsna.
00:18:29Tell me.
00:18:31Ah, the skeletons can't come with me.
00:18:33Alright, sleepy time it is.
00:18:37I've got this.
00:18:40Okay.
00:18:42Jalkaleth?
00:18:44Now we will simply re-summon them all.
00:19:01Oh, wait.
00:19:03What can I do?
00:19:06Let's try that over again, because...
00:19:09You need haste spells.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:15Night singer, give me power.
00:19:21Hordes of undead refuse to elaborate further.
00:19:23Take a nap.
00:19:36Give it to me straight.
00:19:38This is a lot more exciting than any circus.
00:19:41Ulza?
00:19:45See?
00:19:48I told you so.
00:19:51I've got this.
00:19:53Okay.
00:19:55Give it to me straight.
00:19:57This is a lot more exciting than any circus.
00:19:59Ulza?
00:20:03Give it to me straight.
00:20:05This is a lot more exciting than any circus.
00:20:17What do you need?
00:20:22Tell me.
00:20:24Don't worry about me.
00:20:27Oh, here we go.
00:20:31You need something?
00:20:33If... if you're sure.
00:20:39Bark your orders already.
00:20:41I best be paid well for this.
00:20:45Give it to me straight.
00:20:47Go, go, go!
00:20:49Yes?
00:20:51Give it to me straight.
00:20:53Go, go, go!
00:20:55Yes?
00:21:05Jalkaless?
00:21:15Night singer, may darkness prevail.
00:21:17Night singer, may darkness prevail.
00:21:20Whatever I can.
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:28If you could have access to any of your character's current spells in real life,
00:21:30what would it be and why?
00:21:32Aura of Despair.
00:21:43What do you need?
00:21:45What can I do?
00:21:47Go, go, go!
00:21:51Ulza?
00:22:09A little help here.
00:22:11Dammit.
00:22:14Oh!
00:22:16Jalkaless?
00:22:20Night singer, give me power.
00:22:24It's a lot more exciting than any circus.
00:22:26Go, go, go!
00:22:28Ah!
00:22:30Ah!
00:22:34I can dance on the head of a pin as well.
00:22:40Tell me.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:47Only lost Corgan, briefly.
00:22:49Friend Corgan,
00:22:51you are truly a paragon of dwarven ill humor.
00:22:53Can you find no joy
00:22:55in being alive?
00:22:57The smell of the morning dew
00:22:59and the feel of the free air.
00:23:07So I heard the growling
00:23:09of skeletons and I definitely thought it was
00:23:11you initially.
00:23:15I find pleasure in the feel
00:23:17of an inquisitive feast
00:23:19neck bone breaking between my hands.
00:23:23Could write a book about you.
00:23:25Irritable dwarven responses, they'd call it.
00:23:27Would be a bestseller amongst
00:23:29the smelly old drunk market. What say you?
00:23:31Maybe you should.
00:23:33Only pleasures of the dwarven bedchambers
00:23:35are more pleasing and accurate subject.
00:23:37Oh, is it now?
00:23:40How about the unbathed adventurer
00:23:42travels with Corgan?
00:23:44Worry not, thief.
00:23:46As not wrong with your idea
00:23:48that a sharp blow to your idiot skull wouldn't fix.
00:23:50Here's your title
00:23:52and argue with me gauntlet if you dare.
00:23:54Tall folk scourge, Yoshimo beware.
00:23:56Now shut your mouth and get to writing.
00:24:10Give it to me straight.
00:24:12I've got this.
00:24:32Ulza, I am
00:24:34born of a noble race.
00:24:36Ulza, I am
00:24:38born of a noble race.
00:24:50Tell me.
00:24:52Night singer,
00:24:54give me power.
00:25:00Pay attention, you will get no second chance.
00:25:02Give it to me straight.
00:25:05Lord of Gloria.
00:25:09Everybody gang up on this one guy and beat his face in.
00:25:11You want it, you got it.
00:25:17Little Earl, for sure.
00:25:21Ulza.
00:25:25Good time we got to business.
00:25:27My weapon does nothing.
00:25:29I'll help however I can.
00:25:31Of course your weapon does nothing.
00:25:33You're trying to hit fucking shadows with a stick.
00:25:39My weapon does nothing.
00:25:41My weapon does nothing.
00:25:47My weapon does nothing.
00:25:51My weapon does nothing.
00:25:55My weapon does nothing.
00:25:58My weapon does nothing.
00:26:02Tell me, I've got this.
00:26:10Fuck him up.
00:26:12Fuck him up, yeah.
00:26:14Fuck him up, yeah.
00:26:16Fuck him up, yeah.
00:26:28Oh my god, it's a mummy.
00:26:32My weapon does nothing.
00:26:36Night singer,
00:26:38give me power.
00:26:48What do you need?
00:26:50I am skilled in avoidance.
00:26:52My weapon does nothing.
00:26:54Be quick with it.
00:27:00What do you want?
00:27:04You need something?
00:27:10My weapon does nothing.
00:27:12Shall caress?
00:27:16Yes.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:26I've killed for less.
00:27:32I'll help however I can.
00:27:36My weapon does nothing.
00:27:44My weapon does nothing.
00:27:46Night singer, give me power.
00:27:48Give it to me straight.
00:27:52What do you need?
00:27:54You want it? You've got it.
00:28:00Ulza?
00:28:02What can I do?
00:28:06Oh, damn it.
00:28:12Pick yourself up, Yoshino.
00:28:16What did you pick up?
00:28:18Mine focusing.
00:28:22Man,
00:28:24I need to get myself
00:28:26a magical 2H.
00:28:30Tell me I've got this.
00:28:52Light, darkness, darkness,
00:28:54friendship, light, light.
00:29:00Everyone's an outcast, Yoshino.
00:29:06I'm just imagining this group
00:29:08in high school.
00:29:10Everyone's an outcast, Yoshino,
00:29:12smokes, beakers,
00:29:14do each other's makeup during class,
00:29:16clorox.
00:29:18Everyone's an outcast, Yoshino,
00:29:21do each other's makeup during class,
00:29:23Corgan is beating at least two of the students bloody
00:29:25in shop class.
00:29:29Then there's Preppy Airy
00:29:31smiling with all of her very dangerous friends.
00:29:35Give it to me straight.
00:29:37Little Earl! For sure!
00:29:51Oh, come on!
00:29:54Oh, come on!
00:30:20There we go.
00:30:22I should have leveled up before I rested.
00:30:26Because now I have more spells.
00:30:28Ah, whatever.
00:30:30Shar is a goddess of conviction and purpose.
00:30:32Tell me.
00:30:34Don't worry about me.
00:30:42Give it to me straight.
00:30:44What can I do?
00:30:46If memory serves.
00:30:49Yes!
00:31:09Ha ha ha! Corgan's in rage!
00:31:19Oh!
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:27Airy's dead.
00:31:29Pick her up in a second.
00:31:33Tell me.
00:31:37Right over their graves all they dance
00:31:39and I swear stolen from under me
00:31:41are to the work of
00:31:43Ferdinand for the blasted book will be
00:31:45and those black knots take it away!
00:31:49Next swing!
00:31:55Ooh, two-handed sword plus one.
00:31:57Very nice.
00:31:59Give me that.
00:32:01Give it to me straight.
00:32:03What do you need?
00:32:05I've got this.
00:32:09Tell me.
00:32:15This is a lot more exciting than in the series.
00:32:17Give it to me straight.
00:32:19Don't worry about me.
00:32:23So this is a fleet of foot
00:32:25and all that.
00:32:27It is akin to my home
00:32:29but home does not welcome me.
00:32:31I always take a nap in my house until I'm dead
00:32:33or until day and night.
00:32:35Alright, have a good sleep, John.
00:32:37What do you need?
00:32:39You want it? You've got it.
00:32:42If people don't make jokes
00:32:44that you're dating,
00:32:46are you even friends?
00:33:02I've got this.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:30Hmm.
00:33:34Hmm.
00:33:56Don't worry about me.
00:34:04Hmm.
00:34:10Insight.
00:34:34Hmm.
00:34:52Hmm.
00:35:04Hmm.
00:35:34Hmm.
00:35:44Hmm.
00:35:52You want to sit around and eat sea salt ice cream
00:35:54and talk about what great friends we all are?
00:35:56Well, with a few people here, maybe.
00:35:59Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:36:09Oh, I didn't put your equipment back on.
00:36:11Fuck.
00:36:14Oh, I didn't put your equipment back on.
00:36:16Fuck.
00:36:44Fuck.
00:36:52There we go.
00:37:14Oh, right. It's a temple district.
00:37:24Oh, I want salt water taffy.
00:37:26Laird. Ah, hey, McKay!
00:37:28You want to hop in
00:37:30with me for, uh, during your lunch break?
00:37:40Hmm.
00:37:44Please.
00:37:46Okay.
00:38:02Hey, McKay.
00:38:04Hello.
00:38:06How is wife?
00:38:08Wife is good. How is wife?
00:38:10Wife is jokey.
00:38:14Work is work.
00:38:40Jesus.
00:38:42Jesus, Yoshimo.
00:38:44God, you two are adorable.
00:38:46Thank you!
00:38:48Yay!
00:38:54We are totes adorbs
00:38:56to the max.
00:38:59Hmm.
00:39:09Hmm.
00:39:17Hmm.
00:39:25Hmm.
00:39:28Don't worry about me.
00:39:59Hmm.
00:40:13Hmm.
00:40:15Okay, let's see.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:25Right.
00:40:35It's a shame there isn't any actual
00:40:37useful loot in Corgan's Quest.
00:40:41Oh, dear.
00:40:47The thing I know about Lily,
00:40:49she's friends with very attractive people
00:40:51and she's married to one of them.
00:40:54But you don't have to keep mentioning the fact
00:40:56that everyone's attractive.
00:40:58It's an odd thing
00:41:00that you focus on that.
00:41:02Or at least it's starting to become odd.
00:41:04Hmm. Yes.
00:41:08Let the beauty speak first.
00:41:16Uh-oh.
00:41:20Oh, come on.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:24Who was that?
00:41:36Who was that?
00:41:38Oh, just a
00:41:40co-worker who was going to share
00:41:42but then they realized I was on the phone and they left.
00:41:44Oh, right.
00:41:52I've got this.
00:41:54Right, I forgot you were at work.
00:41:56I was like, who the hell's in your house?
00:42:04Yeah, I need to, uh
00:42:06next time management's actually in the
00:42:08building because they're working from home, I need to
00:42:10follow up on
00:42:12getting the equipment to work
00:42:14from home myself.
00:42:22Hmm.
00:42:34I've got to be
00:42:36very careful not to cast arcane spells.
00:42:52A lot more exciting than any circus.
00:42:58Be quick with it.
00:43:00What do you need?
00:43:08I'll do my best.
00:43:14If you're sure.
00:43:22Oh,
00:43:24come on.
00:43:26Why won't command work?
00:43:36Tell me.
00:43:38I've got this.
00:43:41Oh!
00:43:45Where shall I display my skill and expertise?
00:43:51What do you want, groundling?
00:43:55I'll do as he wishes.
00:43:59Korg and Berserker go crazy!
00:44:07I wish I could just cast freaking
00:44:09haste.
00:44:11Korg and Berserking, Grandmaster,
00:44:13dual wielding.
00:44:17And haste.
00:44:19Give him a critical strike once he starts
00:44:21getting HLAs and it's just going to be like
00:44:23dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
00:44:27Don't worry about me.
00:44:29Y'all ready for this?
00:44:31Badadadadada.
00:44:33They did the killing,
00:44:35but I ends up with the gold,
00:44:38the book, and the satisfaction
00:44:40of kicking their tails.
00:44:42A good day.
00:44:58Korg it wants
00:45:00to rip and tear.
00:45:08Ugh!
00:45:22You want it? You got it.
00:45:26Strangers!
00:45:28Perhaps you have more courage than the worms
00:45:30that frequent this pit of corruption.
00:45:32I am Anomen,
00:45:34warrior priest of Helm.
00:45:37What is your name?
00:45:39My name is nothing, Anomen.
00:45:41I'm not interested in talking to you.
00:45:49What do you need? I've got this.
00:45:51I've got some cheap beer for you.
00:46:07Come on.
00:46:29There we go.
00:46:37Oh, I did not mean to spend that much gold at once.
00:46:53I misjudged how much that was.
00:46:59The army scythe.
00:47:01One extra attack per round.
00:47:03That's not the crossbow I want, though.
00:47:07Tell me.
00:47:17I got some cheap beer for ya.
00:47:23Yashima slumped at a seat near a bar stand,
00:47:25his face in his hands.
00:47:27Yashima, are you alright?
00:47:29Pay no attention to me, my friend.
00:47:31I have no wish to sleep just yet.
00:47:33What's wrong with you?
00:47:35You don't look happy.
00:47:37He immediately screws his face,
00:47:39as if in pain, and winces horribly
00:47:41a few moments pass before he straightens
00:47:43and shakes his head.
00:47:45There are risks involved in our profession, young one.
00:47:47You'd better go to bed.
00:47:53Yashima's like,
00:47:55crap, I like these people.
00:48:03Well,
00:48:05you look like the sort
00:48:07who has more than two gold pieces
00:48:09to rub together.
00:48:11Let's see, what have you got?
00:48:13Armor of Graham the Mouse.
00:48:15Resistance to magic damage.
00:48:17Ice Talon.
00:48:19Nice dagger.
00:48:21Staff of Arundel.
00:48:23One extra 5th and one extra 6th level divine spell.
00:48:25That'd be good for
00:48:27Eri.
00:48:30Sling of Everard.
00:48:32When no bullets are equipped,
00:48:34the sling fires missiles
00:48:36that are treated as plus 5
00:48:38for the purposes of determining
00:48:40what enemies they can damage.
00:48:42Fuck!
00:48:44Oh, wow.
00:48:46Gerard's Mace.
00:48:50Defender of Easthaven.
00:48:5220% resistance to slashing, piercing,
00:48:54and crushing damage.
00:48:56And armor class plus 1.
00:48:58I have somebody who can use a fuckin' flail.
00:49:02Jorul's Dagger.
00:49:0425% each hit of confusing
00:49:06the target for 3 rounds.
00:49:08Axe of Hrothgar.
00:49:10Wisdom plus 1, charisma plus 1,
00:49:12and it's a backo plus 3.
00:49:14Everard's Morningstar.
00:49:1650% chance per hit of making
00:49:18the targeted spellcaster lose 1 spell
00:49:20from memory. Fuck!
00:49:23Mm-mm.
00:49:49Don't worry about me.
00:49:51Oh, that doesn't cause problems.
00:50:03Shouldn't cause too many problems.
00:50:05I'm not trying to tank my reputation.
00:50:09You want it?
00:50:11You've got it.
00:50:15Alright, Quail, what did you want?
00:50:17I'll help however I can.
00:50:21Right,
00:50:23the five flagons.
00:50:29Don't worry about me.
00:50:35Greetings, citizens.
00:50:37I trust you'll be keeping your weapons
00:50:39at your sides.
00:50:41There's a disgustingly sick person out there
00:50:43and I simply don't have the manpower
00:50:45to protect everyone.
00:50:47You want it? You've got it.
00:50:50I love not knowing anything about this game.
00:50:52All weapons sound so good.
00:50:54I've got this.
00:51:02Pleasure to meet you.
00:51:08Don't worry about me.
00:51:14Alright, one second.
00:51:16Oh, your lover has abandoned
00:51:18thee, sweet Lunisia.
00:51:20You have only one option left.
00:51:22Turnest thou to me
00:51:24and let us be wed at last.
00:51:48No, Quirinaldo.
00:51:50I cannot.
00:51:52Oh, Rodrigo, Rodrigo!
00:51:54My fair love!
00:51:56Where hast thou gone?
00:51:58Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:00Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:02Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:04Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:06Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:08Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:10Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:12Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:14Oh, Rodrigo!
00:52:17Where hast thou gone?
00:52:23Uh, here I am.
00:52:25Biff the Understudy.
00:52:27Here are my, uh, sweetums.
00:52:31This is actually a character from
00:52:33Baldur's Gate 1 where
00:52:35if a plot important character would die
00:52:37and you needed that character
00:52:39to give you information or set you on
00:52:41the next part of the main quest
00:52:43they would be replaced by Biff the Understudy.
00:52:47Oh, wow.
00:52:57Honestly,
00:52:59that sounds like a
00:53:01that sounds like a fantastic feature.
00:53:03I think Biff the Understudy
00:53:05probably should have been in every
00:53:07Bioware game since this.
00:53:09Well, he sort of is.
00:53:11Largely down to the fact that
00:53:13it's just part of a
00:53:16it was just part of a way
00:53:18to keep the story from being
00:53:20destroyed by
00:53:22the loss of a plot important character.
00:53:28Mass Effect basically has
00:53:30Mass Effect 3 has understudies
00:53:32for all of the Mass Effect 2 companions
00:53:34who can die.
00:53:38They have extra characters
00:53:40probably the most notable one
00:53:42and the one the most effort went into was
00:53:44Paddock Wicks
00:53:46who if Morden's dead, Paddock Wicks is the one
00:53:48who works on the Genophage.
00:53:50It's quite an interesting character.
00:53:56Nice.
00:54:00Pretty much in Mass Effect 3
00:54:02most characters that can canonically die
00:54:04have understudies in place.
00:54:06In some cases like
00:54:08some people complain about how the fact that
00:54:10if you kill the council they get replaced with
00:54:13and I'm like
00:54:15Bro, how do you think the council works?
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:19Do you think Thessia
00:54:21Do you think Thessia, Palaven
00:54:23Sirkesh and Earth
00:54:25just never elected
00:54:27new councilors?
00:54:29He he he
00:54:39My goodness.
00:54:49I know Shepard is good
00:54:51but Shepard can't like alter reality
00:54:53and change how democracy works.
00:54:55He isn't actually supposed to be
00:54:58the supreme ruler of the galaxy.
00:55:00Like it's not like you're cutting the heads
00:55:02off planetary leaderships.
00:55:04Right.
00:55:14Yes! Rodrigo!
00:55:16Rodrigo!
00:55:18It is thee at long last!
00:55:20But where have
00:55:22I've been
00:55:24across the sea my fair
00:55:26My fair one?
00:55:28Across the sea and
00:55:30Say
00:55:32that's not the actor they had last time.
00:55:34And perhaps
00:55:36on the new lands my lord?
00:55:38Yes that's it. On the new lands.
00:55:40Yes.
00:55:42Where's the actor that was here
00:55:44last time?
00:55:46This is terrible. Awful!
00:55:48But
00:55:50is it Rodrigo?
00:55:52No. No.
00:55:55Well you should be
00:55:57so um
00:55:59confused?
00:56:01It is baffled. Baffled!
00:56:03Baffled yes. Well
00:56:05you should look so baffled my
00:56:07lord um
00:56:09Quirinaldo. Twas you who
00:56:11Terrible. Get him off the stage!
00:56:13I was looking at more news
00:56:15on the next Dragon Age and apparently like
00:56:17on top of like you know customizing
00:56:19the new character Rook you'll also be able
00:56:21to uh
00:56:24customize the Inquisitor from the last game because apparently
00:56:26they're gonna have uh
00:56:28plot importance later on which
00:56:30kinda makes it
00:56:32all the stranger that we are
00:56:34playing a new character
00:56:36if we're gonna incorporate
00:56:38the last one.
00:56:40Yeah I don't know why Dragon Age does that.
00:56:42Arranged for me to
00:56:44be shipped across the sea?
00:56:48Are there any bats?
00:56:50No. Are there any snakes?
00:56:52It's time to push your limits.
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00:58:35Have a good day, Sunshine. I'll see you when I get home.
00:58:37Alright. Don't have fun
00:58:39in the capitalism mines.
00:58:41I'll do my best. Love you.
00:58:43Love you, too.
00:58:46Oh
00:58:58So many apocalyptic threats
00:59:00in Dragon Age
00:59:02that happened in such an overall short amount of time.
00:59:04See, that's why I actually quite like Dragon Age 2.
00:59:06I mean, for one, the combat, that's
00:59:08probably where Dragon Age combat was
00:59:10at its best. And for two,
00:59:12it's actually a much smaller
00:59:14scale story dealing with smaller scale
00:59:16conflicts.
00:59:44Royale is shy. Until then,
00:59:46I apologize again and
00:59:48bid you a fair evening.
00:59:50A new entry point for new players
00:59:52and devs of similar action? No, play the whole game.
00:59:54Like, I don't
00:59:56I'm not necessarily asking for a new entry
00:59:58point. I'm asking for them to go back and
01:00:00touch up A Realm Reborn to be to the
01:00:02standards of their modern writing.
01:00:06That's it.
01:00:14Hmm
01:00:24Hmm
01:00:26One second
01:00:32Hmm
01:00:40Hmm
01:00:44Hmm
01:00:54I unblurred the photo! Rattle em, boys!
01:00:56Heh
01:00:58Heh
01:01:14Hmm
01:01:24Hmm
01:01:32Hmm
01:01:38Hmm
01:01:44Hmm
01:01:56Hmm
01:02:06Hmm
01:02:14Hmm
01:02:30I apparently regretted making
01:02:32DA2 since them handling Hawk in the Mage vs.
01:02:34Templar War.
01:02:36Uh, they did in three.
01:02:38Uh, do you know this? I know
01:02:40Dragon Age 2 was contentious, but like
01:02:43every Dragon Age has been contentious.
01:02:59Hmm
01:03:01His name is Mekrath, I believe.
01:03:03I know that his lair can be accessed through the city's
01:03:05sewers, though where
01:03:07exactly it is lies a my-
01:03:09where exactly it lies is a mystery.
01:03:11Hmm, very well. I shall do as they ask.
01:03:18Hmm
01:03:20Hmm
01:03:26Hmm
01:03:31Hmm
01:03:41Hmm
01:03:51Hmm
01:04:03Hmm
01:04:11Hmm
01:04:31Oh, I gotta say, I'm not interested
01:04:33in the skinner murders today.
01:04:41Although, the human flesh
01:04:43armor would be ideal.
01:04:45Certainly good
01:04:47for evil characters.
01:04:51Hmm, wasn't DA2 really
01:04:53horribly rushed? It wasn't really meant
01:04:55to be Dragon Age 2. It was kinda
01:04:57meant to be a smaller, intercool thing.
01:04:59But then it just got called Dragon Age 2.
01:05:02Hmm
01:05:08Hmm
01:05:10Which is a shame, because the idea
01:05:12of like a lower stakes intercool
01:05:14for a series, I like that idea.
01:05:16I think that's really cool.
01:05:22Hmm
01:05:26Hmm
01:05:32Hmm
01:05:46You know what, actually
01:05:48I kinda feel like playing
01:05:50Dragon Age 2 now.
01:06:02Hmm
01:06:06Hmm
01:06:12Don't worry about me.
01:06:20Massacre Deserata, between
01:06:221, 2, and 3, which one would you say is your favorite?
01:06:24My favorite is
01:06:263.
01:06:32Hmm
01:06:46Ah, lucky me, it's installed already.
01:06:54Huh
01:06:57Okay
01:07:01Oh, I don't think it has a
01:07:03Oh, I don't think it has an exe file.
01:07:05One second!
01:07:19Is playing through all of them in order
01:07:21and doing that save import thing really as important
01:07:23as people say? For Mass Effect, absolutely.
01:07:25Hmm
01:07:45Hmm
01:07:51Some of the best outcomes
01:07:54Some of the best outcomes
01:07:56and the best dialogue
01:07:58requires you to have gone through
01:08:00to be importing.
01:08:08Hmm
01:08:12What?
01:08:24What the fuck's wrong with this thing?
01:08:40Hmm
01:08:44Verify integrity of game files. Come on!
01:08:46Work!
01:08:54Hmm
01:09:00Hmm
01:09:06Hmm
01:09:24Hmm
01:09:48Hmm
01:09:54Okay, uninstall.
01:10:00And then reinstall.
01:10:18Hmm
01:10:24Hmm
01:10:48Hmm
01:10:50Okay, looks like
01:10:52I'm going to have to reinstall the whole game because it doesn't want to work.
01:10:58No idea why.
01:11:00Hmm
01:11:05Hmm
01:11:17Hmm
01:11:20Hmm
01:11:28Hmm
01:11:32Hmm
01:11:50Hmm
01:12:06Hmm
01:12:10Sucks when it does that. Yep!
01:12:12Sure does.
01:12:20Hmm
01:12:26Hmm
01:12:32Hmm
01:12:36Hmm
01:12:40Hmm
01:12:44Hmm
01:12:47Hmm
01:13:03Hmm
01:13:13Hmm
01:13:17Hmm
01:13:21I don't see them.
01:13:25Hmm
01:13:47I asked Sai a simple question
01:13:49about why she and the others keep harassing you
01:13:51when there's no logic to doing so
01:13:53and Sai just admitted to doing it for money and fame.
01:13:55That's what it's about. There's no logic or justice
01:13:57just pure greed.
01:13:59These people are not doing this for just
01:14:01that they all love to claim. It's all a farce
01:14:03to continue making money from your situation without a care
01:14:05for your rights or well-being.
01:14:07So all this time, all the harassment you got
01:14:09you have to go through, it's all for money and nothing more.
01:14:11Don't be surprised if that's what I love
01:14:13Kim Possible, Lock, Courtney and the rest are doing.
01:14:15These guys are losing by the minute.
01:14:17It just shows that they are becoming
01:14:19who have no respect for themselves or others.
01:14:21Yep, that's pretty much what it is.
01:14:31Hmm
01:14:34Hmm
01:14:44Hmm
01:14:58Hmm
01:15:04Hmm
01:15:22Hmm
01:15:30Hmm
01:15:34Even not being a big fan of you
01:15:36the story explaining what Courtney did to you
01:15:38is believable and gives a more understandable view
01:15:40on why you act the way you do.
01:15:42I'm glad you made this film.
01:15:44Hmm, well that was nice.
01:15:46That's nice.
01:16:02Hmm
01:16:04Clout, sucker. Where did you read that from?
01:16:06Oh, it's in my YouTube comments.
01:16:08I mean, we all kind of knew that, didn't we?
01:16:10Hmm, clout. At least everyone has spent a little time
01:16:12just...
01:16:15Hmm
01:16:39Autumn Underground, thanks for following.
01:16:45Hmm
01:17:07Hmm
01:17:15Hmm
01:17:31Hmm
01:17:45Hmm
01:17:53Almost there.
01:17:57Hmm
01:18:03Hmm, clout.
01:18:05Yep, clout.
01:18:07Eh, let's just turn the display on.
01:18:15Hmm
01:18:19Mostly because
01:18:21I want to show you all something.
01:18:29God, look at this!
01:18:31Isn't this gorgeous?
01:18:33Ren drew Avatar Neva the other day.
01:18:37Hmm
01:18:45I have no idea
01:18:47if Ren's still in the stream or not.
01:18:51Adorable and pretty.
01:18:53I know!
01:18:55I really like the bending effects.
01:18:57It looks so good.
01:18:59It looks so graceful and gorgeous.
01:19:01More Neva art.
01:19:03Ugh
01:19:05God
01:19:07I am here.
01:19:09Ah, good!
01:19:12Hmm
01:19:24You know,
01:19:26I don't know if this is an odd thing to point out or not.
01:19:32But I always thought Ren's signature
01:19:34on her art is very cute.
01:19:36Very logo.
01:19:42Love drawing them pretty ladies.
01:20:08Hmm
01:20:12Hmm
01:20:18Love drawing them pretty ladies.
01:20:20Well, you draw them very well.
01:20:24Makes sense.
01:20:26Yeah, it's like, makes sense
01:20:28because you are one.
01:20:30Hmm
01:20:32One and two with how cheap they are.
01:20:34Hell, even the whole three games.
01:20:36Glad you like it. My pleasure.
01:20:38How cheap are they currently?
01:20:42Oh, yeah!
01:20:46Origins $4
01:20:48Oh, actually, hang on.
01:20:52Fucking hell.
01:20:58Oh, yeah!
01:21:00$3 US for all of them.
01:21:02For like the first two
01:21:04and then fucking $5 for Inquisition.
01:21:06Oh, yeah!
01:21:08For that little, it's definitely worth that little.
01:21:10It's when they're full price
01:21:12where I'm like,
01:21:26Okay, gonna work now?
01:21:28What?
01:21:31What?
01:21:53Wait a minute.
01:21:55Oh, hang on.
01:22:01Okay.
01:22:15That was the problem the whole time.
01:22:21Lily's got some Mach 5 typing speed.
01:22:23Do I?
01:22:31Hmm
01:22:33It's that EA thing.
01:22:35Is it a launcher?
01:22:37Yeah, EA has its own fucking
01:22:39its own unique app
01:22:41for everything.
01:22:43Okay.
01:22:47Okay.
01:22:49Okay.
01:22:51Okay.
01:22:53Okay.
01:22:55Okay.
01:22:57Okay.
01:22:59Okay.
01:23:01Okay.
01:23:03Okay.
01:23:05Okay.
01:23:07Okay.
01:23:09Okay.
01:23:12Okay.
01:23:32Of course the EA is the one causing all the problems.
01:23:34Ah, it's not that bad, honestly.
01:23:36I don't
01:23:38Okay, now it works, fucking hell.
01:24:00Add window, F3.
01:24:03There we are.
01:24:13Oh, everything is just a little bit off.
01:24:23Perfect.
01:24:30Perfect.
01:24:50New game.
01:25:00Now, should I...
01:25:05Hey, ToonRage, thanks for subscribing.
01:25:11Now, should I be a warrior or a rogue?
01:25:30I'm done with Final Fantasy XIV.
01:25:32I think I'll give Dragon Age another good shot.
01:25:34Warrior.
01:25:38Took a Dragon Age to finally...
01:25:51Ah, I fucking love you, Red.
01:26:00I'll deal with it.
01:26:13Huh, a warrior girl with her mage sister.
01:26:15Where have I seen this before?
01:26:26That's enough.
01:26:29What?
01:26:38We can't keep this up forever.
01:26:42We'll make it through this.
01:27:00Bold. Juicy. Beefy. Grilled.
01:27:06Flavor this good? It's made by Flame.
01:27:10Taste the difference with two Whopper Juniors for just five bucks at Burger King.
01:27:18Slow and steady wins the race.
01:27:20You hear it so often you forget just how amazing slow can be.
01:27:25At Acorns, we help your money harness the power of slow.
01:27:29Invest what you can. Give it a chance to grow with time.
01:27:33We believe that...
01:27:38Throughout humanity's existence, there have been ideas, strides, and accomplishments.
01:27:49Are there any bats?
01:27:50No.
01:27:51Are there any sticks?
01:27:52No.
01:27:53You sure?
01:27:54It's time to push your limits.
01:27:56That was easy.
01:27:58The Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness. Adventure on the edge.
01:28:08Good job, Junior. Way to go.
01:28:11The Illumination's Despicable Me 4.
01:28:16Ready PG.
01:28:24Ready PG.
01:28:39There's no end to them.
01:28:43The game looks pretty cool. It is!
01:28:48The Dragon Age games were never great, but I think I quite like it too.
01:28:52It's the only modern fantasy RPG that actually bothers to have lower stakes.
01:28:57You are fleeing the invasion of the Darkspawn from Dragon Age 1,
01:29:01but then you get to the city and it's just you trying to live your life with the city's politics.
01:29:16Although I don't much care for Varric.
01:29:19Okay, do we want to stick with, uh...
01:29:23Do we want to actually make a custom Hawk or just stick with the default one?
01:29:33Unfortunately, you can only be a human in this.
01:29:48Hmm.
01:30:11Eh, I'll just stick with the default one.
01:30:14Or am I confusing it with something else?
01:30:23I'm not sure, honestly.
01:30:43Hmm.
01:31:14We should have run sooner.
01:31:17Why are you looking at us?
01:31:19We've been running since Ostagar.
01:31:42Yeah.
01:31:44Hmm.
01:31:50It's called Brutal Legend and it's the same character models as Rock Band.
01:31:53Ah, okay.
01:31:56Hmm.
01:32:14Hmm.
01:32:36Oh!
01:32:38Hmm.
01:32:42Hmm.
01:33:00Hmm.
01:33:09Oh wait, that's a specialization, isn't it?
01:33:22Hmm.
01:33:26So!
01:33:28These are the three main characters of Dragon Age 2.
01:33:32There's Hawk, who can pretty much be of any class.
01:33:36There's Carver, Hawk's older brother.
01:33:42And, uh, or is it older brother? Hang on.
01:33:45Carver.
01:33:50Dragon Age.
01:33:55Oh, younger brother.
01:33:58Sorry.
01:34:00And then, uh, Carver is also a warrior.
01:34:04And then there's Bethany, Hawk's younger sister.
01:34:08Bethany and Carver are actually fraternal twins.
01:34:18Um, the story is basically your father has died.
01:34:22Died in the Darkspawn attack.
01:34:24And the three of you and your mother are fleeing to Kirkwall.
01:34:35Away from the Darkspawn? Where else?
01:34:48Hmm.
01:34:50Kirkwall?
01:35:20Hmm.
01:35:26Hmm.
01:35:50Hmm.
01:36:14Hmm.
01:36:20Hmm.
01:36:50Hmm.
01:37:00Uh, for context, for those who don't know Dragon Age.
01:37:03In Dragon Age, an apostate is a mage that isn't under the control of the Circle of Mages.
01:37:13And the Templars are the ones who control the Circle of Mages.
01:37:19Uh, basically mages in Dragon Age are second class citizens.
01:37:23And they're kept in what are basically magic concentration camps.
01:37:27That's the long and short of it.
01:37:29Hmm.
01:37:46Oh jeez, that's a lot.
01:37:48Oh yeah. Fun fact!
01:37:50When it... oh hang on.
01:37:59Hmm.
01:38:05So, fun fact.
01:38:07Do you know what the Templars do if a particular chapter of the Circle doesn't have enough Templars to watch over it?
01:38:16Or hell, they'll also do it if and when they so choose.
01:38:20Do you know what it is?
01:38:22Yes! They kill every mage in the Circle and start over.
01:38:27The fanbase likes to pretend that this is an ethically grey situation.
01:38:34It really fucking isn't.
01:38:36Oh, Bethany leveled up.
01:38:50Hmm.
01:38:53Hmm.
01:39:15Those people treat this the same way they do with the Genophage.
01:39:18No, not quite. People are less willing to argue the Genophage.
01:39:48Oh crap!
01:40:18Hmm.
01:40:49Hmm.
01:40:52Oh, 5G keeps cutting the stream audio, so I'm afraid my presence here is finito.
01:40:56Ah, see you new lord.
01:41:03So, here's the fun fact. Here's the fun part.
01:41:07We're going to a city with a lot of Templars.
01:41:10Your sister's an apostate.
01:41:19Watch out!
01:41:30Uh-oh. Yep.
01:41:35This is a more personal level game, so it's actually divided into three separate stories.
01:41:49Oh, fuck.
01:42:14Hmm.
01:42:17Warrior's two-handed attacks rip through the air with such power that each generates a shockwave past the point of impact, extending the weapon's reach.
01:42:23This affects basic attacks, whirlwind, mighty blow, and scythe.
01:42:26Hmm.
01:42:28Perfect.
01:42:30Uh, let's see.
01:42:34You're more of a tank.
01:42:36Thank you.
01:42:46Hmm.
01:43:10Where's the thing that gives you more threat?
01:43:16Hmm.
01:43:34Hmm.
01:43:37Hmm.
01:43:39Hmm.
01:43:43I know there was one that increased your threat.
01:43:49I just can't remember what it was.
01:43:51Alright, whatever.
01:43:53Uh, turn the blade. That'll do.
01:43:59Let's see.
01:44:05You go here.
01:44:07You go here.
01:44:09Da-da-da.
01:44:11Hmm.
01:44:23Hmm.
01:44:26Okay.
01:44:41Hmm.
01:44:47Yeah.
01:44:53Ah, and I don't have a rogue. God damn it.
01:44:59One second.
01:45:01Ugh.
01:45:12Hmm.
01:45:14Hmm.
01:45:44Hmm.
01:46:15Hmm.
01:46:17I think it's done to oppress a group of people who can shoot fire and lightning from their fingertips.
01:46:21It's like asking for a rebellion, but what do I know?
01:46:24Yep.
01:46:26Cough, cough, cough.
01:46:28Cough, cough, cough.
01:46:44Hmm.
01:46:51You okay, Lily? Yeah, I'm alright.
01:46:53Get him, Carver!
01:46:55Oh.
01:47:14I will not die today!
01:47:45May Andraste guide you.
01:47:47Carver, wake up.
01:47:49The battle's over. We're fine.
01:47:53I'm sorry, Mistress. Your son is gone.
01:47:56No. These things will not take Carver.
01:48:03Carver gave himself to save us.
01:48:06I don't want a hero. I want my son.
01:48:09How could you let him charge off like that?
01:48:12Your little brother. My little boy.
01:48:16Mother, we can't stay here.
01:48:19Carver wouldn't want his sacrifice to be meaningless.
01:48:22Allow me to commend your son's soul to the Maker, Mistress.
01:48:27Ashes we were, and ashes we become.
01:48:30Maker, give this young man a place at your side.
01:48:33Let us take comfort in the peace he has found in eternity.
01:48:42I will never forget you, Carver.
01:48:58Our lives are more valuable to him than our prayers.
01:49:01Let's go.
01:49:03Flames, we're too late.
01:49:08I will not die today!
01:49:14Face me! I stand for all of us!
01:49:18Time for vengeance!
01:49:20Go down!
01:49:23I'll deal with it.
01:49:25There's no end to them.
01:49:27I will not die today!
01:49:30I'll deal with it.
01:49:32There's no end to them.
01:50:00Is it scripted or can you save him?
01:50:02Depends on your class.
01:50:04If you are a warrior or a rogue, Carver will die and Bethany will live.
01:50:08If you are a mage, Bethany will die and Carver will live.
01:50:31Well, well. What have we here?
01:50:46It used to be we never got visitors to the Wild, but now it seems they arrive in hordes.
01:50:54I don't know what we would have done if you hadn't arrived.
01:50:58I do. You would have perished. You still may.
01:51:04If you wish to flee the Darkspawn, you should know you are heading in the wrong direction.
01:51:10Wait! You can't just leave us here!
01:51:15Can I not?
01:51:18I spotted a most curious sight. A mighty ogre, vanquished. Who could perform such a feat?
01:51:25But now my curiosity is sated and you are safe for the moment. Is that not enough?
01:51:34We won't be able to get through the Darkspawn on our own.
01:51:37They are everywhere, or soon will be. Where is it you plan to run to, hmm?
01:51:44We need to get to Kirkwall, in the Free Marches.
01:51:48Kirkwall? My, but that is quite the voyage you plan. Your king will not miss you, hmm?
01:51:58Lothering is gone and Ferelden may soon follow. We have to go.
01:52:03I see. Hurtled into the chaos, you fight and the world will shake before you.
01:52:11Is it fate or chance? I can never decide.
01:52:24It appears fortune smiles on us both today. I may be able to help you yet.
01:52:32Anything you could do for us would be appreciated.
01:52:35Maybe we shouldn't trust her. I don't even know what she is.
01:52:39I know what she is. The Witch of the Wilds.
01:52:43Some call me that. Also Flemeth, Asha Belenar, an old hag who talks too much.
01:52:51Does it matter? I offer you this. I will get your group past the Horde in exchange for a simple discussion.
01:53:00I offer you this. I will get your group past the Horde in exchange for a simple delivery to a place not far out of your way.
01:53:08Would you do this for a Witch of the Wilds?
01:53:14We don't have much choice.
01:53:17We never do. There is a clan of Dalish elves near the city of Kirkwall.
01:53:22Deliver this amulet to their keeper, Marithari. Do as she asks with it, and any debt between us is paid in full.
01:53:33Before I take you anywhere, however, there is another matter.