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00:00It's time for the show where anything can happen because your imagination fills in the blanks.
00:07It's...
00:10And here's your host, David Sedoni.
00:19Alright everybody, how's it going? Hey, welcome to Mad Libs.
00:23Now, just what is a Mad Lib, you ask?
00:26Well, that's a story with a few words missing, and it's up to you to fill in the blanks with your own unusual words.
00:33On this show today, our teams are going to be competing in a series of mental and physical games
00:37that are going to take that Mad Lib, lift it right off the page, and bring it to life.
00:43But you know what, that's enough talking about it, let's bring out the teams, come on!
00:48Come on out here, hi, hi, hi, hi, alright.
00:52We've got Michael and Leanna playing for the red team, and Marina and Cole playing for the blue team.
00:57Red team, let's find out about you.
00:59So, Michael, tell me, what do you like to do for fun, dude?
01:02I do stand-up comedy every Friday.
01:04Every Friday? You have, like, your own show? Do you, like, go to a club?
01:07I perform with, uh, we have a group of seven people, and we go out, they're all kids.
01:13Cool.
01:15Sounds like fun, dude, good to have you here today, good luck to you.
01:18Leanna, how are you doing?
01:19I'm doing fine.
01:20That's a very pretty name, Leanna, do you have any nicknames?
01:22I have a nickname, it's, uh, Catfish, because my very first commercial, I turned into a catfish.
01:27You turned into a catfish?
01:28I turned into a catfish.
01:29Don't do that here today, okay?
01:30Okay.
01:31Okay, good, good luck to you guys, good luck red team.
01:34Over here on the blue team, we've got Marina and Cole.
01:36Marina, how are you?
01:37Fine.
01:38Good, so, uh, tell me about your show, do you do anything for fun, collect anything?
01:41Yeah, I collect something, I collect Barbies.
01:43Really?
01:44How many do you have, do you know?
01:45Uh, like 20.
01:4620 Barbies?
01:47Wow, that's a lot of fun, sounds like good times.
01:50Good to have you here today.
01:51And last, we've got Cole, how are you doing, pal?
01:53Pretty good, how are you doing?
01:54Good, tell us about you, man.
01:55Well, uh, a lot of people don't know this, but I play violin whenever I can.
01:59Really?
02:00I like to play a lot of sports.
02:01That's cool, do you have a favorite song on the violin that you play?
02:03Uh, not really, just whatever.
02:04Just everything?
02:05Yeah.
02:06Cool, well, good luck to you.
02:07Thank you.
02:08Give a big hand to both our teams, they're ready to go.
02:11They look pumped up.
02:13Are you guys ready to play?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Good, because we're going to have on this show some great stuff.
02:18It's going to blow the cover right off your dictionary and explode your spell check.
02:22These teams are going to be competing to earn points.
02:24Now, you know the way it works, the team with the most points gets to go on to the maximum
02:28Mad Lib and play for the grand prize.
02:31Today, it's a CD shopping spree.
02:34Woo!
02:36Grab as many as you can.
02:38In the first round, we get our Mad Lib from one of our viewers.
02:41So, let's let the viewer fill in all the blanks.
02:44Let's take a look.
02:47Hi, I'm Scott from Manhattan Beach.
02:49One of my favorite Mad Libs is called Non-Vegetarian Pizza.
02:52Hey, give me a slice of that spinning pizza with everything on it.
02:56Make it the kind with the rice and the crust.
02:58Also, make one half with extra fries, but hold the grasshoppers because I'm allergic to them.
03:04Good luck.
03:06Ew.
03:07Ew.
03:09Scott, that's so disgusting.
03:11As long as we don't have to eat that gross pizza you were talking about.
03:14Okay, guys, this is where the fun starts.
03:16We're not going to have to eat it, but we are going to take Scott's words and make a crazy stunt out of it.
03:20Let's check it out.
03:21Come on.
03:24All right, red team on this side.
03:25Blue team on this side.
03:26Get in position, gang.
03:27We're going to turn our teams into slingshot pizza chefs.
03:31They've got to take these slingshots and slingshot these rats and frogs right from here onto the pizza like this.
03:41Now, the team that gets the most rats and frogs on their side of the pizza, the red side and the blue side, they win the 20 points.
03:48All right?
03:49You guys got 45 seconds to sling those little disgusting guys.
03:52Let's put it on the clock.
03:56On your mark, get set, go!
04:02Looking good.
04:03Blue team got one.
04:04Nice job.
04:07Oh, red team had one bounce off.
04:10Another one for the blue team.
04:12Cole's good.
04:13Cole's going two for two.
04:15Way to go, buddy.
04:18Marina got one stuck in her slingshot.
04:21There's one.
04:22Nice job, Michael.
04:27Oh, Cole got one on the red side.
04:32That rat's hanging on by his tail.
04:35There's another red one.
04:38Nice job, Michael.
04:39He's got one.
04:40Leanna's loading up.
04:41Oh, that frog flew short.
04:45That's it.
04:46That's it.
04:47That's it.
04:48Hold up.
04:49Hold up.
04:50Nice job, guys.
04:51Come on up.
04:52Let's count it up.
04:53Let's count it up.
04:54Really tight game.
04:55Let's see.
04:56On the red side, we got one, two, three, four, five.
04:59One of them was thanks to Cole.
05:00He ended up hitting one on your side.
05:02And on the blue team, we got one, two, three, four, five.
05:05We got ourselves a tie, gang.
05:08Tie.
05:09Way to go.
05:10That means 20 points for both teams.
05:12And now we're going to move over to round two.
05:14It's time for Matter Than You.
05:16Let's go.
05:23Blue team over here.
05:24Red team over here.
05:25Come on in.
05:26Now we're going to find out which team is matter than the other one.
05:28The key to being an expert Mad Libber is having a huge vocabulary
05:33because the more words that you know,
05:35well, that's the more options you have to fill in the blanks.
05:37Here's how this game is played.
05:39I'm going to read our category,
05:41and our players have to rack their brains
05:43to come up with as many words as they can that fit into the category.
05:46So, for example, if the first category was colors,
05:50you would say?
05:51Purple.
05:52Purple.
05:53Very good.
05:54And you would say?
05:55Green.
05:56Green.
05:57But to make things a little bit more interesting,
05:59the teams are going to have to be passing this hot potato back and forth.
06:03Now, you guys are going to be playing one-on-one,
06:05so as soon as a player gives a correct answer,
06:07they toss it over to the other team.
06:10Now, if you happen to get a brain cramp and you can't give us an answer,
06:13well, then that category's over.
06:15You step out, and the other team wins the five points.
06:18Then the next player steps in for a brand-new category.
06:21Remember, you can't repeat another player's answer
06:24or a different form of that answer.
06:26No repeats anyway.
06:27We only have two-and-a-half minutes for this round,
06:29so let's get going.
06:30Ready?
06:31We'll put the girls up first.
06:33First category's going to be ice cream flavors.
06:37Go.
06:38Strawberry.
06:39Muddy sneakers.
06:41Chocolate.
06:42Vanilla.
06:44Caramel.
06:46Mitten chip.
06:48Rainbow shiver.
06:49Chocolate chip.
06:53Too much time, too much time.
06:55That means that's five points for the red team.
06:57Guys, you're in.
06:58Next category, words that begin with the letter G.
07:02Go.
07:03Grass.
07:05Gorilla.
07:07Green.
07:11No, nothing there.
07:13All right, that's five more for the red team.
07:15Switch them in.
07:16Ladies are in.
07:17Time for the girls going to the next one.
07:19Famous women.
07:20Go.
07:21Harriet Tubman.
07:23Marilyn Monroe.
07:25Harriet Beecher Stowe.
07:27Lucille Ball.
07:31Oh, too much time.
07:32That's five points for the blue team.
07:34That means they get to go first.
07:36Guys, you're in.
07:37Next category, words that rhyme with fun.
07:41Go.
07:43Sun.
07:45Come.
07:47No, they didn't give you that one, Michael.
07:49All right, that's five for the blue team.
07:52That means blue team gets to go first.
07:54Marina, your next category is names of airlines.
07:58Go.
07:59American Airlines.
08:01U.S. Airlines.
08:03Hawaiian Airlines.
08:05Southwestern Aero.
08:07Delta.
08:10Alaska.
08:11Oh, no, didn't beat the buzzer there.
08:13Didn't beat the buzzer.
08:14That's five more for the blue team.
08:16Guys, you're in.
08:17Your next category, words that end in I-N-G.
08:21Go.
08:22Jumping.
08:23Running.
08:24Skipping.
08:26Jogging.
08:29Playing.
08:31Jumping.
08:33Running.
08:34No, that was a repeat, Michael.
08:36I think jumping was the first one we had.
08:38So that means blue gets that one.
08:39Girls, you're in.
08:40Moving on to the next category.
08:42This one's types of nuts.
08:44Go.
08:45Peanut.
08:46Macadamia.
08:48Cashew.
08:49Almond.
08:51Too much time, Marina.
08:53That's five points for the red team.
08:55Nice job.
08:56Moving on, guys.
08:57You got school subjects.
08:59Go.
09:00Math.
09:01Social studies.
09:03Science.
09:05English.
09:07PE.
09:08Oh.
09:09You got saved by the bell there, although I think you beat it.
09:12I think you beat it.
09:13Come on in, gang.
09:14Come on in.
09:15All right, let's take a look at those scores.
09:17Nice job, nice job.
09:19Let's see.
09:20Red team, you got 35 points total.
09:22Blue team's got 40 points.
09:24Sweeped ahead by just five.
09:27Next up, we got our mega stunt.
09:29That's where teams are going to be using their minds and their big old muscles.
09:33So stay tuned.
09:36Hey, welcome back to Mad Libs.
09:38We got ourselves a great game.
09:40Let's check out the scores.
09:42Red team's got 35 points.
09:44Blue team's got 40 points.
09:47Only five points ahead.
09:49That's really close.
09:51And now, it's time for the big game.
09:54It's time for the Big Game.
09:56It's time for the Big Game.
09:58It's time for the Big Game.
10:00It's time for the Big Game.
10:02Five points ahead.
10:03That's really close.
10:04And now, it's time for the mega stunt.
10:07This is where our players are going to compete to build a Mad Lib
10:10on this gigantic Mount Saint nose hair.
10:13When I say go, our players have to run up to the top of this mountain.
10:18And that's where they got to pluck out one of these nose hairs.
10:21Just like that.
10:22Each nose hair's going to have a word inside it.
10:24Yahoo!
10:25They got to take that nose hair with the word, slide down into the nose lava,
10:30then they take it over to the Mad Lib wall, stick the word into the wall.
10:34You tag your partner, do it all over again.
10:37Now, the first team to complete their Mad Lib by filling in all four words
10:41wins the mega stunt and will get 20 important points.
10:46All right.
10:47Guys, get down to the bottom of the mountain.
10:50Girls, put your hands on the big nose.
10:55On your mark, get set, go!
11:00They're living away.
11:04Marina and Leanna taking a big slide.
11:08Blue team's just a little ahead.
11:11They got to check and make sure they have the right color.
11:15There they go.
11:16Smashing into each other in the bottom of the nose lava.
11:22All right.
11:27Looking good.
11:33Here comes the red team back up the mountain.
11:35Blue team checking to make sure they got the right color.
11:40Oh, there it goes.
11:41He's smashing.
11:45Green team's getting it.
11:46That's it, that's it.
11:49All right, you guys.
11:50Nice job.
11:51Way to go, red team.
11:53Are you pumping the nose lava out of your shoe?
11:56Let's look at your words.
11:58You got cockroach, fungus, wallpaper, and gravel.
12:04Whoo!
12:05Let's see how those words fit into the Mad Lib that you guys created by climbing up the mountain.
12:10Let's take a look.
12:13This one's called good eating habits.
12:16Here are some healthy tips.
12:19Instead of Captain Cockroach cereal, try wheat fungus.
12:24Eating hard-boiled wallpaper will give you energy.
12:27And remember, no chocolate gravel before school.
12:30That's what I always say.
12:31No gravel before school.
12:35Nice job.
12:36Not only did you guys give us some good laughs with that,
12:38but you also get 20 points added to your score.
12:41Way to go, red team.
12:44The game's still tight, and now we got a chance to turn it up a notch.
12:47We're going to take it over to the mixed-up Mad Lib.
12:50Come on, gang, let's go.
12:55Come on in, gang.
12:59All right, great, great job so far.
13:02Let's take a look at the scores.
13:03Blue team still sitting with 40 points.
13:06Red team, 55 for you.
13:08Way to go.
13:12Red team jumping ahead on the mountain, slipping and sliding,
13:15giving you those 20 extra points.
13:16That means you guys are in the lead now.
13:18But you know what?
13:19Anything can happen because it's time for this head-to-head competition.
13:22One minute and 30 seconds of crazy mayhem.
13:25I'm going to read you a mixed-up Mad Lib.
13:27Now, I know what you're thinking.
13:28What is a mixed-up Mad Lib?
13:30Well, that's a sentence where we've already inserted a crazy word.
13:33When you know the right answer, you buzz in and you give me the correct word.
13:37Each one's going to be worth 10 points.
13:40Blue team, that means two questions, and you're right back in the lead.
13:43All right, you guys look ready to go.
13:45Let's get set.
13:46Get in your positions.
13:49I'm going to read you the first mixed-up Mad Lib.
13:54The largest state in the country is alligator.
13:59Alaska.
14:01Alaska.
14:02Guys, you're in.
14:03Warm-blooded animals with backbones are called Minnesota.
14:07Mammals.
14:08Mammals is correct.
14:10A fairy tale about a funny little man who spins straw into gold is named Uncle Milty.
14:16Leanna.
14:17Rumpelstiltskin.
14:18Correct.
14:19Rascal and Tomb Raider are awesome games on Claymation.
14:24PlayStation.
14:25PlayStation is correct.
14:27Jerry Rice and Steve Young score touchdowns for the San Francisco Frappuccinos.
14:32Leanna.
14:3349ers.
14:34Correct.
14:35The famous place in India with the huge white dome is called the garage door.
14:40Cole.
14:41Taj Mahal.
14:42Taj Mahal is right.
14:44It's the liquid that makes up almost 70% of our bodies.
14:47It's Kool-Aid.
14:49Leanna.
14:50Water.
14:51Correct.
14:52It's easy to figure out what a noun is because it's a person, place, or dingbat.
14:58Cole.
14:59Thing.
15:00Thing is correct.
15:01Nice job.
15:02The person who meets world is named Ben Snosage.
15:07Marina.
15:08Savage.
15:09Savage is correct.
15:11The pop quartet that sings Invisible Man is known as 98 Dweez.
15:18Degrees.
15:19Degrees.
15:20The reference book you use to find different words of the same meaning is a Tyrannosaurus.
15:26Marina.
15:27Oh, not in time.
15:29That means the blue team's got 80 points.
15:31Blue team, you're our winner with 95 points.
15:37Man, was that a close one.
15:40You guys, blue team, you guys did a great job.
15:42Nothing to be ashamed of.
15:43They did awesome.
15:44And everyone's a winner here on Mad Libs.
15:46So we're going to be sending you home with the trivia game that's fun for the whole family.
15:50You've got Disney Interactive CD-ROM, the D-Works, and you're also going to get, of course,
15:55a set of the world's greatest word game, your very own Mad Lib books.
15:58Thank you.
15:59Give it up for the blue team.
16:00They did great today.
16:02Red team, monster job.
16:04Way to hang on to your lead during that round.
16:06But guess what?
16:07It's not over yet.
16:08It's time to take it to the max.
16:10Let's go to the maximum Mad Lib.
16:12Come on.
16:16All right.
16:17Now, which one of you is going to be given the clues for the next maximum Mad Lib?
16:22You are, Michael.
16:23Well, guess what?
16:24I got these for you.
16:25In this envelope, we've got five words that you're going to use to build the maximum Mad Lib.
16:29What you've got to do is take these words, set them up in the clue areas.
16:33Go for it, dude.
16:34You're going.
16:35And you guys, don't go anywhere because when we come back, we're going to be watching the red team
16:39take it to the max at the maximum Mad Lib.
16:42All right.
17:00Welcome back to Mad Libs where it's time to build our maximum Mad Lib of the day.
17:04Now, during the break, Michael put his clue words in all the different clue areas.
17:09And now, they're set to play.
17:11Here's how the max works.
17:13Our final Mad Lib has five different blanks.
17:16Michael's going to be giving the clues down to Leanna down there to try and complete this Mad Lib.
17:21The clues are going to come from five different areas.
17:24The first area, right here, stuffing.
17:27You take four marshmallows like these, stick them in your mouth, and try and say the word.
17:32The next area, it's lick it.
17:35Lick this frosting and spell the word right here using only your tongue.
17:41Then there's draw it.
17:43You take this pen and you got to draw something that looks like the word.
17:47This is act it.
17:48Using only your superior acting skills here, you have to try and give your clue to your partner without talking.
17:55And finally, this is mold it.
17:57We take this crazy little thing here and try and turn it into something that looks just like the word.
18:03Now, as Leanna correctly guesses a word, it's going to get jammed into the screen into the maximum Mad Lib.
18:09Come on, Leanna, let's go.
18:11Now, they want to get as many words as they can because the grand prize is going to be hidden beneath one of those words.
18:18Okay, you guys in position? You ready to go?
18:21Let's get started.
18:22Let's put that one minute, 30 seconds on the clock.
18:25Here we go, red team.
18:27On your mark, get set, go!
18:30All right, Michael first is going to act it.
18:33He's at act it.
18:34Monkey.
18:35That's right, that's right.
18:36She got that one quick.
18:37Way to go, Leanna.
18:38He's at stuff it now.
18:39He's at stuff it.
18:40The category here is medicine.
18:42It's a medicine.
18:44Come on, Michael, get him in there.
18:46Cough drop.
18:47Cough drop.
18:49Cough drop.
18:50Cough drop, there you go.
18:51Good guessing.
18:52Good guessing.
18:54He's moving.
18:56Looks like he's going to go to mold it.
18:58Mold it.
18:59Category it, mold it is going to be an item of clothing.
19:02Item of clothing.
19:04Shoes.
19:05Pants.
19:06Black.
19:07Good job, keep guessing.
19:08Pants is right.
19:09Pants is right.
19:10Nice job.
19:11Nice job.
19:12Now he's going to draw it.
19:13To draw it.
19:14Category draw it is meat.
19:16It's a meat.
19:20Steak.
19:21Hamburger.
19:22That a girl, keep guessing.
19:23Fish.
19:24Chicken.
19:26Come on, Michael, draw something for her.
19:28It's a big circle meat.
19:30What does that mean?
19:34Eel.
19:36Shark.
19:37It's a meat.
19:39You can pass if you want to.
19:41Pass, pass.
19:42All right, they're going to pass.
19:43He's going to lick it.
19:45This one is a cartoon character.
19:48Cartoon character.
19:50Tea, tea.
19:55Keep spelling, buddy, keep spelling.
19:57N, N, no, N.
20:00All right, Michael, you can get that frosting out of your mouth.
20:03Come on down.
20:04You guys did well.
20:05You guys did good.
20:06Come on over here.
20:07Come on over here.
20:10Nothing to be bummed out about.
20:12You guys got three out of five.
20:13That was very good.
20:15Now let's take a look at the words that you did get,
20:17and then we're going to take a look at the ones you didn't get.
20:21The words that you guys ended up getting were monkey.
20:26You got that one quick.
20:27Didn't even need the category.
20:29You got pants, and you also got cough drop.
20:32Now the cartoon character, T.W.
20:34T.W., he's a little guy about this big.
20:36He's yellow.
20:38Tweety Bird.
20:39Oh, Tweety Bird.
20:40Tweety Bird, that's what we're looking for.
20:41He didn't have enough time to use his whole tongue and get that,
20:43so the cartoon character is Tweety Bird,
20:45and the meat, it was in a sandwich.
20:47Does that help?
20:48Oh.
20:49We're looking for baloney.
20:50We're looking for baloney.
20:51His baloney has a first name.
20:53All right.
20:54Nice job.
20:55Now let's take a look at how we put those words into the Mad Lib.
20:58Let's see that Mad Lib.
21:00Here it comes.
21:02I'm telling you.
21:03It's called Welcome to Movie Phone.
21:06If you know the name of the monkey you'd like to see,
21:10press pants now.
21:12To find a cough drop near you,
21:15press Tweety Bird now.
21:18If you're calling from a rotary phone,
21:20hang up and crawl out from the baloney you've been living under.
21:24Nice job.
21:25All right.
21:26That's good.
21:27That's good.
21:28It's a great Mad Lib,
21:29but what's really important is where's that grand prize?
21:32All right, guys.
21:33You got three of them right.
21:35Let's start on the bottom and work our way up.
21:37How about the one that he got with the marshmallows in his mouth?
21:40How about cough drop?
21:43No, it's not there.
21:45All right.
21:46You got two left.
21:47Now, it could be under Tweety Bird or baloney,
21:49or it could be under monkey or pants.
21:51Do you guys have a favorite one?
21:52Which one do you want to pick?
21:54Monkey.
21:55They're going to go for monkey?
21:56All right.
21:57Let's check it out.
21:58Monkey.
21:59That's it.
22:00Nice job.
22:01Nice job.
22:02Congratulations.
22:03You guys have just won a CD shopping spree.
22:06Let's watch.
22:08Oh, man.
22:09You can go wild in the music store
22:11picking out all the CDs of your favorite tunes.
22:14All right, gang.
22:15That's it.
22:16I hope they get a bunch of CDs, and we'll see you next time.
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